When someone doesn't have an opinion on Israel vs Palestine

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Zach Star Himself

Zach Star Himself

6 ай бұрын

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@ZachStarHimself
@ZachStarHimself 6 ай бұрын
Get the "Beam me up" shirt here!: www.zachstarshop.com/listing/beam-me-up-i-hate-it-here Also I'm doing this video instead of "News in October 2023" because the jokes were gonna be pretty much the exact same but I thought this format was way better. Enjoy!
@enthusiastisch1922
@enthusiastisch1922 6 ай бұрын
@@Checkmate_Edits Hamas is Palestine you absolute fool. That's like hating Wagner but supporting Russia before they betrayed Putin.
@death-istic9586
@death-istic9586 6 ай бұрын
Hi.
@Willdroyd
@Willdroyd 6 ай бұрын
is that not infringing on Plants vs Zombies: Heroes-es product? or can you not copyright cards? eh, thats the first thing I thought about upon seeing Beam me up
@dyanosis
@dyanosis 6 ай бұрын
Great choice!
@celinelia8127
@celinelia8127 6 ай бұрын
sniperwoIf obviously stole all the land from vegans
@CockatooDude
@CockatooDude 6 ай бұрын
I didn't know it was possible to do an Israel Palestine video while avoiding controversy, but engineers do solve problems.
@ljeans531
@ljeans531 6 ай бұрын
1. C 2. C 3. D 4. B 5. C 6. B (only because they caused this problem and they should be the one to help fix. But of course they washed their hands of this. But they can never wash the blood of children off their hands.)
@AdhvaithSane
@AdhvaithSane 6 ай бұрын
@@ljeans531 If you’re referring to the “beheaded children” incident, it turns it war just a big fat lie that if you still believe in, it means you’re ignorance is quite possibly incurable which won’t necessarily mean you have no trace of empathy for humanity but I and many others would banish people like you from our societies to be freed from your evil that and many others like you or similar to you would bring but are unaware of. *I personally would prefer NPCs over inhuman aliens* (by the actual definition of the word “alien”) *like you.*
@JohnField-cr6tv
@JohnField-cr6tv 6 ай бұрын
Not problems like what is beauty, because that would fall within the purfews of your conundrums of philosophy
@IONProd
@IONProd 6 ай бұрын
​@JohnField-cr6tv Engineers solve practical problems. For instance, how do they stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing them a structurally superfluous new behind?
@Code_orange22
@Code_orange22 6 ай бұрын
PRACTICAL FUCKING PROBLEMS
@GhostmareXD_
@GhostmareXD_ 6 ай бұрын
Zach added sniper wolf to the invite to dinner question as if she isn't already standing outside the house💀
@Arthas30000
@Arthas30000 6 ай бұрын
😂
@StarryxNight5
@StarryxNight5 6 ай бұрын
She's a vampire. A content vampire, sure, but still a vampire. She can't get past your door without an invitation
@kerbe3
@kerbe3 6 ай бұрын
​@@StarryxNight5Ah, an excellent point.
@z3onix
@z3onix 6 ай бұрын
LMAO
@rickynicky4443
@rickynicky4443 6 ай бұрын
😂
@mrcrackdonald_1
@mrcrackdonald_1 4 ай бұрын
I’d rather people have no opinion than uninformed one
@citrosthoughts7
@citrosthoughts7 4 ай бұрын
my opinion personally is that don't carpet bomb innocent people just to get to the bad guys (then you might as well be as bad as them) and don't kill innocent children bc after you do that i could care less about what you have to say.
@averageuser2027
@averageuser2027 2 ай бұрын
@@citrosthoughts7You support Israel then
@Ririannana
@Ririannana 2 ай бұрын
Well said ​@@citrosthoughts7
@citrosthoughts7
@citrosthoughts7 2 ай бұрын
i support not microwaving babies.@@averageuser2027
@citrosthoughts7
@citrosthoughts7 2 ай бұрын
ty@@Ririannana
@the_flying_airplane5335
@the_flying_airplane5335 5 ай бұрын
I love how he consistently writes himself into a situation where I see no way to get out of it and then he somehow manages to do so lol
@stinkymart3173
@stinkymart3173 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, for half of them he just sighs and chooses the dumbest option and the response is "Thhhatiscorrect" nd they immediately move on😂
@sofianedestro1364
@sofianedestro1364 6 ай бұрын
As a Palestinian. I really appreciate you showing the world what SSSniperWolf has done to us.
@Smil7001
@Smil7001 6 ай бұрын
You mean a southern Syrian historical revisionist
@Naikomi95
@Naikomi95 6 ай бұрын
Palestinians don't exist, it's called Arab invaders
@tsoofs.8440
@tsoofs.8440 6 ай бұрын
As an Israeli, I think this is the first time I can agree with you on something
@frenchgirl5878
@frenchgirl5878 6 ай бұрын
Not ssniperwolf solving the israeli-Palestinian conflict because both Palestinians and Israeli and hate her 💀
@jaqenhgar
@jaqenhgar 6 ай бұрын
​@@tsoofs.8440 💀
@jeremyusreevu237
@jeremyusreevu237 6 ай бұрын
This is honestly a perfect representation of what it feels like to follow the Israeli Palestinian conflict.
@yasininn76
@yasininn76 6 ай бұрын
So just don't follow it?
@Someone-sc2hk
@Someone-sc2hk 6 ай бұрын
real
@horizon146
@horizon146 6 ай бұрын
@@yasininn76 go back to sniffing sharpies
@anongoldster9915
@anongoldster9915 6 ай бұрын
Jeremy, the ajr fan and Brad army member is also here?
@lemons3703
@lemons3703 6 ай бұрын
It’s incredibly funny how accurate it is and how unwilling people are to just admit there isn’t really a “good” side.
@kylebroussard5952
@kylebroussard5952 4 ай бұрын
*This is actually what it's like trying to have a conversation with anyone who watches the news*
@FoundSheep-AN
@FoundSheep-AN Ай бұрын
👏
@Maria.Mariaa
@Maria.Mariaa 5 ай бұрын
as a palestinian,the horrors vegans and sniperwolf have inflicted upon us need to be talked about more,thank you for showing this to the world.😟
@emerginiyt
@emerginiyt 4 ай бұрын
ULTIMATE PLOT TWIST 😨 IT WAS THE VEGAN AND SNIPERWOLF FAULT THE WHOLE TIME
@ppsarrakis
@ppsarrakis 4 ай бұрын
i heard Sniperwold doxxed the hamas tunnels...
@noneadinone
@noneadinone 4 ай бұрын
As a vegan Israeli I can confirm
@even_cooler_name_w_israel
@even_cooler_name_w_israel 4 ай бұрын
DONT LET THEM KNOW@@ppsarrakis
@mixmenmix
@mixmenmix 4 ай бұрын
YOOO????@@ppsarrakis
@Tmb1112
@Tmb1112 5 ай бұрын
“Can I get a 50/50” Immediately drops the only two good answers 😂
@buckbucker8020
@buckbucker8020 4 ай бұрын
A. Final answer.
@FakeSchrodingersCat
@FakeSchrodingersCat 4 ай бұрын
I know the obvious answer was C Vegans. Because while it is a perfectly fine lifestyle choice it is just silly as a religion.
@conget
@conget 4 ай бұрын
​@@FakeSchrodingersCatEspecially when there are some vegans who keep stomping meat eaters
@jormungardwe
@jormungardwe 4 ай бұрын
Both A and B, final answer
@buckbucker8020
@buckbucker8020 4 ай бұрын
@@jormungardwe Absolutely halal and haram at the same time.
@perpetual_insanity
@perpetual_insanity 6 ай бұрын
As a commie, I can confirm that I was forced to move to China due to my unpopular opinions
@SeanWinters
@SeanWinters 6 ай бұрын
Thank God (McCarthy)
@roy6907
@roy6907 6 ай бұрын
@@SeanWintersThank God (MacArthur)
@colonelcorn9500
@colonelcorn9500 6 ай бұрын
Thank God (Ronald Reagan)
@o_a_7
@o_a_7 6 ай бұрын
What is a commie?
@colonelcorn9500
@colonelcorn9500 6 ай бұрын
@@o_a_7 Communist
@fuwafuwa2299
@fuwafuwa2299 4 ай бұрын
I love just how many people in the comments had the message of this video go way over their heads and are still saying "BUT WHICH SIDE YOU VOTING FOR? THE CLEARLY R I G H T SIDE? OR ARE YOU A DEMON?"
@allgoodnamestaken6002
@allgoodnamestaken6002 Ай бұрын
It's nothing surprising. These NPCs usually lack basic self-awareness.
@burger-jd8cx
@burger-jd8cx Ай бұрын
but you can't vote for a side
@spytf2-pb3yo
@spytf2-pb3yo Ай бұрын
exactly lmao
@maxkozak9702
@maxkozak9702 11 сағат бұрын
In my case it's clear cut. My country officially labels Hamas as a terrorist organisation, therefore I have to side with Israel.
@codeblaze3
@codeblaze3 5 ай бұрын
The comments: 😀 The replies🤬
@tytool2385
@tytool2385 19 күн бұрын
🤬
@DovahkinnPlayz
@DovahkinnPlayz 16 күн бұрын
🙄
@adamnivens4040
@adamnivens4040 Күн бұрын
🤬
@dynad00d15
@dynad00d15 6 ай бұрын
the answer should always be SSSniperwolf just because, at this point, we can blame everything on her and it would't matter. She'll make an apology video and move on.
@zacharybenn1497
@zacharybenn1497 6 ай бұрын
What do you mean “video”? 😂
@amberhide04
@amberhide04 6 ай бұрын
as if she would ever make anything by herself without stealing it from someone else, maybe she should make an uka lele apology video
@SudoProxy
@SudoProxy 6 ай бұрын
Sssniperwolf died for our sins.
@dynad00d15
@dynad00d15 6 ай бұрын
@@amberhide04 What do you mean by "make"? :D
@TheRealSuperKirby
@TheRealSuperKirby 6 ай бұрын
*apology twitter post
@cheez4208
@cheez4208 6 ай бұрын
You don't invite SSsniperwolf to dinner, she just shows up on your door step live streaming it.
@xipheonj
@xipheonj 6 ай бұрын
That's why you invite her. If you actually wanted her there then there's no drama, no point in streaming it. She'll just show up with a bottle of wine and you'll have a good time talking shit about other streamers.
@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername
@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername 6 ай бұрын
Nah if you dont want her there then invite her, she'll say she'll come but then ghost you 💀
@Namelesswhirl
@Namelesswhirl 6 ай бұрын
@@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername Win Win
@defaulted9485
@defaulted9485 6 ай бұрын
Bro you gonna serve her a lawsuit for not paying her half of the bill, and she gonna takes home all the left sausages that ain't yours.
@stinkymart3173
@stinkymart3173 4 ай бұрын
​@@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername That one only works if you're terminal and it's your last living wish to meet her
@Mtaalas
@Mtaalas 4 ай бұрын
You're giving perfect analogue for the whole issue here... that people have zero clue how to talk to each other and knee-jerks and loaded questions, false dichotomies and the rest are abundant. Humanity hates the wise and despise education and civility.
@gwenstacy3033
@gwenstacy3033 4 ай бұрын
I literally don't know what opinion to have because one source tells me Israel intentionally kills/tortures civilians and the next tells me Hamas does. One source says Israel stole Palestine's land and the next says the land has always been in dispute, Israel has been there for ages and only got officially recognized in the last century. One person on the internet says "genocide" and another says "self-defense." EVERYONE uses emotionally charged words (usually with no credible sources or logical reasoning) and simultaneously says, "That's just the facts! If you don't agree, you're a horrible person!" I care about this conflict. I care about Russia vs. Ukraine. There are so, so many horrible things happening around the world that should be noticed but aren't. It pains me to know that people are suffering so horrifically. The problem is, I can't do a damn thing about most of it. "Stand up for a side! Show them the world stands with them!" Well damn, there's so much misinformation I can't pick a side. And while I recognize the value of moral support, my random voice on the internet holds no weight either for the people at war or for our government in the US, so ultimately, my opinion is meaningless in this case. "Donate money, food, clothes or you're a bad person!" Okay, but there's a homeless schizophrenic down the street who runs around half naked. There's children in Africa dying of thirst. There's women who have been forced into prostitution in my own city and who have escaped who NO ONE gives a shit about - and the supplies drop off for their shelter is close to me. I have a friend who can't walk much and is suffering from horrible health issues, mostly caused by the abuse she endured as an innocent child. These are people who are close to me, who I can give directly to and know it won't get lost, money won't be siphoned, etc. I have no problem sending resources to civilians in any war. The problem is, I only have so many resources myself, and there are so many wars and terrible things that I can't possibly help everyone. So I try to help where I can, in the ways I think will be maximized and I can have the greatest positive effect. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
@Tzelofachad
@Tzelofachad 28 күн бұрын
This is genius and the best opinion I have heard in this topic (cue the people saying you are wrong and one side is objectively wrong) I’m sorry about your friend tho
@allgoodnamestaken6002
@allgoodnamestaken6002 25 күн бұрын
That's the thing. The fact that there is this much wildly opposing viewpoints should already be evidence as to how complex an issue this is. Also, yeah, I find it very funny how Westerners will seem to care about literally any other issue in the world other than the ones going on in their own country. Everything you're seeing about "do this thing to support Palestine or else you're a bad person" or anything similar is literally just classic bullying tactics. Ignore it. Moreover, the people trying to make it out as if it's just "good vs bad" as if this is some kind of anime are ignorant, plain and simple.
@Tzelofachad
@Tzelofachad 24 күн бұрын
@@allgoodnamestaken6002 I think we would be friends
@DarkMark-cf1ec
@DarkMark-cf1ec 15 күн бұрын
And who again has "millitary training" at 15yrs of age? Why do the IDF keep arresting teens with bomb vests? Maybe there wouldnt be so many dead children, If you did'nt Chuck your own blood and flesh into war, cause "ze jews are uppidy again" and your pride in Amin al Husseini allying to Hitler
@ellotheregovna401
@ellotheregovna401 6 күн бұрын
I appreciate this thoughtful, measured response. You’re right in many ways; there is a lot of work that needs to be done in our own communities as well.
@DaMeowster
@DaMeowster 6 ай бұрын
I'm Israeli and this is really funny. You don't have to have an opinion about everything, and even if you do have one. Always remember that in both sides there are civilians that don't agree with their governments and they just want peace.
@cupcakesfanficgameslover5792
@cupcakesfanficgameslover5792 6 ай бұрын
100% couldn't agree more
@speedycheese790
@speedycheese790 6 ай бұрын
This is such a copy paste comment that completely negates the fact that Palestines people and government never chose this war. Idk who told you that the government of Palestine wanted this, when Gaza is basically a concentration camp Edit: A lot of morons have been replying thinking that becuz HAMAS retaliated, they wanted this war. First off: HAMAS is a terrorist force that controls Gaza, not a legitimate government. They have risen to power becuz Israeli occupation since the 1960s. And second: The Israeli occupation is exactly why these wars started. Becuz Gaza has been turned into a concentration camp
@DaMeowster
@DaMeowster 6 ай бұрын
I mean they elected Hamas in Gaza. But I agree that was many years ago and it doesn't represent what people there want today. But you can't ignore the fact that the current government in Gaza, Hamas, wanted and started this war.@@speedycheese790
@passion9809
@passion9809 6 ай бұрын
Of course an israeli wouldn't think the world needs to stand with them as it already does . Israel dropped 13 kilotons of force on gaza in the last 2 weeks , for comparison's sake hiroshima was 15 kilotons of force. So please understand that the palesteninans are much more desperate that the israelis for the world to stand with them
@thecouncil3580
@thecouncil3580 6 ай бұрын
@@speedycheese790 are you for real?
@mockingjay_2397
@mockingjay_2397 6 ай бұрын
"Who's in this audience" *pans to crowd of SS officers*
@ObaidFaisal
@ObaidFaisal 2 ай бұрын
Then turns back to see Hitler asking the next question
@AmethystEyes
@AmethystEyes Ай бұрын
And that group of students from the Ivy League schools
@zurirobinson2749
@zurirobinson2749 25 күн бұрын
@@AmethystEyes Do you know how many Jews attend and work at the Ivy Leagues 😂 anyone who was stupid and racist enough to say this would never work again
@DarkMark-cf1ec
@DarkMark-cf1ec 15 күн бұрын
Amin al Husseini sweating bullets:
@FactsArentFeelings
@FactsArentFeelings 3 ай бұрын
"To avoid losing my job," as someone who doesn't have social media, and barely uses my phone, I've just recently heard about this as well. I can imagine thinking something like that, lmao.
@monsterhiddenfromthesun210
@monsterhiddenfromthesun210 Ай бұрын
Same.
@memoryhero
@memoryhero 5 ай бұрын
His blank stare after each question is my spirit animal.
@PickedUpABounty
@PickedUpABounty 6 ай бұрын
Still a more intelligent conversation than you would have with any politician in DC
@bruhstandler
@bruhstandler 6 ай бұрын
Funny cause true
@superkingoftacos2920
@superkingoftacos2920 6 ай бұрын
8 or 9 of them have a good grasp of the situation. The other two hundred want those people kicked out for being too educated and too empathetic to the children being set on fire, but still.
@NoneOfyourbusiness-wi1iy
@NoneOfyourbusiness-wi1iy 6 ай бұрын
​@@superkingoftacos2920yeah, Hamas should stop hiding behind civilians like cowards.
@rerite-oy4xu
@rerite-oy4xu 6 ай бұрын
​@@NoneOfyourbusiness-wi1iy hiding... not hiding... a killer is a killer, and the one who justifies it is not so different. i dont think you need to read a book to relize that yet here we are
@kazzz2765
@kazzz2765 6 ай бұрын
My guy you wouldn’t be able to tell israel from ukraine on a map even if ur life depended on it lmao
@johnchessant3012
@johnchessant3012 6 ай бұрын
"can I phone a friend?" "no" "don't I have a lifeline?" "yes, but you have no friends"
@mukta4689
@mukta4689 6 ай бұрын
😂relatable
@HorrorCritical
@HorrorCritical 3 ай бұрын
This is basically why I avoid talking about the Israel-Palestine conflict debate
@hebercluff1665
@hebercluff1665 Ай бұрын
Moral of the story. It's ok to not have an opinion. We only have limited time in our lives, so we don't have time to CARE about everything.
@CrustaceanAllergyEnjoyer
@CrustaceanAllergyEnjoyer Ай бұрын
​@@hebercluff1665as long as no one supports death, all is ok
@TT-qz9ri
@TT-qz9ri Ай бұрын
@hebercluff1665 I used to think like this but you'll change once it's you or your people being the one in conflict
@hebercluff1665
@hebercluff1665 Ай бұрын
@@TT-qz9ri i never said we should care about nothing. I said we can't care about everything. It's obvious that I would develop an opinion if that conflict involved me or my loved ones. Generally, it's most productive to put your attention on problems that are within your sphere of control or influence. Worrying about things that are happening thousands of miles away is a waste of time because my opinion isn't going to change anything, and no one's really going to care about my opinion.
@WatchmyPlaylist.
@WatchmyPlaylist. 28 күн бұрын
There's no "debate" here. One side invaded the other in 1948. That Is the one who is in the wrong. The end.
@alexdurain3753
@alexdurain3753 5 ай бұрын
It’s amazing because this shit just gets more convoluted the more you learn. I feel like I’m watching to brothers fighting over who gets the house, and they keep killing the mediator.
@user-ns3uw2xn6s
@user-ns3uw2xn6s 5 ай бұрын
emphasis on brothers cuz their ancestors literally are . please help save any lives by boycotting (search BDS movement). not forcing though dont worry
@polarpunk8861
@polarpunk8861 4 ай бұрын
Honestly facts man
@user-ns3uw2xn6s
@user-ns3uw2xn6s 4 ай бұрын
feels like a sci-fi film ngl, dunno how the palestinians are living through this distopiya...
@zerog1037
@zerog1037 4 ай бұрын
Thts wht happens when it spans over so many years. Each side taking their turn to commit atrocities with the latest attack being considered terrorism and not Palestinian as an escapegoat
@MyIndieGameDevJourney3818
@MyIndieGameDevJourney3818 3 ай бұрын
well you can have any opinion you want but the facts is that this war isn't Israel vs Gazans its Gazans and Israel vs Hamas(i mean have you read what Hamas did to Gazans all those years well lets just say its not for the weak of heart)
@b1oodzy
@b1oodzy 6 ай бұрын
I don't know how but Zach Star's neutral face expressions fit absolutely anything.
@CajunGator
@CajunGator 5 ай бұрын
It's kind of like how something that is only mildly funny at best is hysterical when you're in a situation where you aren't supposed to laugh.
@TheXasTube
@TheXasTube 6 ай бұрын
This is a perfect example of good political satire based on a complex topic. Not siding, not condemning one side, makeing fun of those people that sit on the side and only talk bullsheet.
@Dwurogowy
@Dwurogowy 6 ай бұрын
Proudly neutral about genocide.
@ThisPersonIsARe
@ThisPersonIsARe 6 ай бұрын
@@DwurogowyProudly neutral because both sides are *FUCKING EVIL.*
@inafridge8573
@inafridge8573 6 ай бұрын
This is not a complex issue. Palestinians have been living in apartheid without control over their own lives for 50+ years. Hamas is just a scapegoat. The only solution is for Israel to give Palestinians their land and respect their right to self-determination. Israel can stay, just re-establish the old borders. They can be so nice as to aid the Palestinians in establishing a democratic government because Hamas has stopped all elections and democratic processes. But the occupation has to stop, plain and simple. It's on them. They have set the rules, and they have the backing of the fucking U.S. military. They are the only ones who can end it.
@MultiArtStyleTWT
@MultiArtStyleTWT 6 ай бұрын
@@inafridge8573 Both sides are for from perfect, so it is a complex issue
@OneFingerYT
@OneFingerYT 6 ай бұрын
@@Dwurogowy I'm all for it.
@cobraTateTopG420
@cobraTateTopG420 5 ай бұрын
The best part about it is when he asked an opinionated question and says "thats correct" sums it up pretty good 😂😂
@readyfreddie1256
@readyfreddie1256 3 ай бұрын
3:55 this is just how jk rowling names her characters
@Bidmartinlo
@Bidmartinlo 6 ай бұрын
Who has 'the most dibs' over the land of Palestine? Answer: THE ROMAN EMPIRE!
@jofujino
@jofujino 6 ай бұрын
But the aliens got there first.
@drigondii
@drigondii 6 ай бұрын
So the Czechs?
@saturnisgay69
@saturnisgay69 6 ай бұрын
WRONG it’s ants
@gramthn
@gramthn 6 ай бұрын
*the canaanites
@somegirl4631
@somegirl4631 6 ай бұрын
@@gramthn The cananities married the Israelites dude 😅
@theroundtable6371
@theroundtable6371 6 ай бұрын
Me personally I think we need to add a category "Do you support Israel or Palestine, or do you think the US should just invade the world" 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅 Edit: I'm now officially funnier than Amy Schumer
@colonelarmfeldt8572
@colonelarmfeldt8572 6 ай бұрын
Instead of Israel or Palestine, choose the third option: Kingdom of Jerusalem.
@8is
@8is 6 ай бұрын
@@colonelarmfeldt8572 The third option should be: "The *Christians* gets all of the Holy Land"
@PREDATORNINJA2
@PREDATORNINJA2 6 ай бұрын
New age crusades let’s goooo!
@thymos6575
@thymos6575 6 ай бұрын
@@colonelarmfeldt8572 hell nahjews be spitting on Christians lol
@IdekPhoenix
@IdekPhoenix 6 ай бұрын
"YEAHHH BABY WE NEED THAT OIL" 🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸
@jackalenterprisesofohio
@jackalenterprisesofohio 5 ай бұрын
I suppprt Ohio's rights to the Holy Land. What do you think we have been fighting Michigan for? Asbestos?
@thestra247
@thestra247 4 ай бұрын
This is like a gameshow from George Orwell's 1984
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF Ай бұрын
It's too bad that Orwell didn't think of adding a chapter like that in his book althoug he added other cool tv-entertainment though.
@Trip_Fontaine
@Trip_Fontaine 6 ай бұрын
I love how this is somehow transgressive and wholesome at the same time. This is a well-crafted example of how to create comedy about a very sensitive political issue without taking a side. EDIT on 4/25/24: This video and my comment were made very early in the war before we knew how far Israel would go in its gen*cide. I would not be so praising of someone taking a neutral stance on Israel/Palestine today.
@NukeCloudstalker
@NukeCloudstalker 6 ай бұрын
This is not transgressive at all lol.
@Trip_Fontaine
@Trip_Fontaine 6 ай бұрын
@@NukeCloudstalker You don't know America if you think that dude, no offense. :-) You could be fired from half the corporate jobs in this country for sharing this with your coworkers tomorrow. Not saying it's transgressive to my way of thinking. Just was saying it's transgressive to society's way of thinking. That's the way the word is usually used.
@cyberdemon6517
@cyberdemon6517 6 ай бұрын
im with palestine and israel should ceasefire however they can attack hamas all they want because hamas is killing innocents as well; the real victims are (and lets be real always were) the civilians
@absent-mindedchaos7636
@absent-mindedchaos7636 6 ай бұрын
​@@cyberdemon6517YES Exactly ❤❤
@cubeofmars291
@cubeofmars291 6 ай бұрын
​@@cyberdemon6517Damn. You're the first reasonable person I've met in the comment section that supports Palestine. I respect you.
@noahgolan603
@noahgolan603 6 ай бұрын
can i say, as someone going through this war and struggling with depression over the last few weeks, this really made me laugh. thank you.
@raisypaisy5020
@raisypaisy5020 6 ай бұрын
You shouldn't have to go through this I wish nothing but the best for you, stay safe Noah 💐
@sheepbakovich9886
@sheepbakovich9886 6 ай бұрын
which side tho
@kingtachalla6181
@kingtachalla6181 6 ай бұрын
​​​@@nettaboyar9870and you repeat brainwashed points lmao both sides have been doing this long before you and I were born there is no Disney version of this war like you want it to be , that's the issue with my fellow country men they try to visualize the war from the perspective of an Disney movie or marvel such a bad way of looking at reality , you can finds videos of both sides celebrating and cheering "erm I didn't see them" only if you want to
@tayar3797
@tayar3797 6 ай бұрын
@@nettaboyar9870 i wish life was as black and white as you potray it.
@dragonsman4733
@dragonsman4733 6 ай бұрын
​​@@nettaboyar9870 it's not all the Palestinians. It's the Hamas, the Palestinian terrorist group, made up of people also indoctrinated with what you said. Both sides just want to be rid of the Hamas, as the terrorist group has killed Palestinian people. Such as when they shot a Palestinian hospital, and blamed it on the Jews to try to get America to ally with them.
@thesenegalesegoat
@thesenegalesegoat Ай бұрын
As a muslim this has gotta be one of the funniest videos ive watched in a long time 🤣
@FrogLehane
@FrogLehane 5 ай бұрын
I genuinely laughed out loud, nice one! Good amount of absurdity without losing the topic, rare to see.
@smilehd3917
@smilehd3917 6 ай бұрын
Damn, read it as Isreal vs Palpatine. I need to go back to bed.
@le13579
@le13579 6 ай бұрын
Now there's a Star Wars sequel worth seeing.
@calandianvahaz-lw6co
@calandianvahaz-lw6co 2 ай бұрын
lol
@johns9652
@johns9652 Ай бұрын
The crossover possibilities are endless, now I want to see Indiana Jones sneaking around the Death Star and using his bullwhip to cross that room where Luke and Leia kissed, or Captain America punching some storm troopers and charging through them with his shield. Hell, you can replace the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi with Hobbits!
@boomer8760
@boomer8760 Ай бұрын
Haha me too i read it Israhell vs Palestine
@Tzelofachad
@Tzelofachad 28 күн бұрын
@@boomer8760just shut up ur not funy
@Dominic-he7sg
@Dominic-he7sg 6 ай бұрын
There's a difference between not having an opinion, and being hesitant to share that opinion because it's way too nuanced and you are surrounded by the passionate supporters of one side.
@Poland4life
@Poland4life 6 ай бұрын
if youre on the internet you have unlimited access to the information, so not having an opinion is just being too lazy to trouble yourself over something that isn't affecting you
@onlinecommentator2616
@onlinecommentator2616 6 ай бұрын
​@@Poland4lifeWhy should anybody trouble themselves over it if it doesn't affect them?
@Poland4life
@Poland4life 6 ай бұрын
@@onlinecommentator2616 because it's the right thing to do. if you don't care about other people you are an absolute piece of shit. and at some point these things will concern you
@error-try-again-later
@error-try-again-later 6 ай бұрын
Whenever I hear people complain about how their friends "don't care about politics" they're always the type of person who is so fucking obnoxious about their opinions that this is 100% the case lmao
@HackersSun
@HackersSun 5 ай бұрын
​@error-try-again-later lol true, I care what's going on and I have _some_ opinion, but ultimately do not care because it's usually some power hungry dick measuring contest with guys who seriously need chill pills
@mcb187
@mcb187 5 ай бұрын
Ok, so as someone who took 20th century modern history, and who had a teacher from Iran… as soon as the Israel-Palestine thing started, this is what class felt like. Basically, the class asked, and the teacher basically started teaching another class because we kept bugging him. After that the class pretty much went off the rails and the final was basically “since we didn’t really talk about half the stuff we were supposed to, write me a paper explaining what your interpretation of the middle eastern conflicts are. There are… almost no wrong answers. Just try and I’ll pass you.” That teacher was chill AF and tbh I learned a lot about what exactly is going on… and now my family thinks I’m weird because I don’t agree with American interventionism anymore. A+ teacher, would recommend.
@aesthetix3398
@aesthetix3398 5 ай бұрын
I'm so glad I realize I don’t need to have an opinion on this, people will get mad and offended but that is their problem.
@scottwhitman9868
@scottwhitman9868 6 ай бұрын
While I totally respect that this is a complex issue that involves many factors, It is actually incredibly simple and anyone who doesn't hold my exact beliefs is evil/ incredibly uneducated
@Davinmk
@Davinmk 6 ай бұрын
you are entirely wrong because one facebook post i saw told me the other side did nothing wrong and your side is evil, i now have to call you an idiot
@ghosthunter0950
@ghosthunter0950 6 ай бұрын
Well yes it is simple. people don't know shit about how cooperative the Israeli and Palestinian population are. The only groups to blame are the extremists from both sides. the Israeli far right, Hamas and the Islamic Jihad among other similar organizations and their supporters that are feeding into each other. 1) Israel isn't going anywhere. you can't justify displacing millions of people just because it happened before. 2) Israel stops its shit behavior towards Palestinians like evictions settlers and cracks down on settler violence more seriously(they already do... sometimes though). the Israeli left has been working on this for decades but every time there is a terrorist attack, which there were a lot of, their efforts go kaput. 3) Palestinians turn on terrorist organizations like Hamas. 4) borders wise, both sides have to come with a mindset that they're gonna compromise something. but I would somwhat favor Israel because they've built an actually functional country and host plenty of Arabs which is far from symmetrical on the other side. I'd also like to add, I'm an Arab Israeli, and the hatred from the Palestinian side is just appalling. they've indoctrinated their people to hate unconditionally. the same kinda goes for the Israeli far right, but the scale between the two is completely different, it's much worse on the Palestinian side from what I've seen. Either way, the entire conflict is beyond moronic imo. if you took a couple of regular people that actually want to collaborate and put them in power they'd solve it the next day, I'm exaggerating a bit but you get my point. we already have plenty of collaborative facilities set up. you just have to shut the extremists up.
@abjectmadness1111
@abjectmadness1111 6 ай бұрын
@@ghosthunter0950Ur super wrong and also wrong
@nejsonsvejson9861
@nejsonsvejson9861 6 ай бұрын
I don't agree with your opinion, evil person!@@ghosthunter0950
@thebermuda99
@thebermuda99 6 ай бұрын
@@abjectmadness1111 at least give an argument his first point was 100% correct
@kanjo4976
@kanjo4976 6 ай бұрын
Without exaggeration this was me at work, guy asked for my opinion, told him I didn’t have enough information to form an opinion. Proceeded to then tell me that there are no opinions only facts Even suggesting that both sides shouldn’t kill innocent people triggered him to a primal level lol.
@tisvana18
@tisvana18 6 ай бұрын
Hell, I have an opinion (albeit one that could be swayed with more info, I admit freely I don’t have enough info), but I won’t share it. It’s neither my place nor anybody else’s business. Real humans are dying, I can’t change it, but they’re dying and suffering regardless. That’s not water cooler chat, that’s a tragedy and my opinion doesn’t matter at the end of the day. The only people whose opinions matter are politicians, and the people whose lives are directly involved and effected, because anything else is just people using pain to amuse themselves and start an argument.
@keylimepie3143
@keylimepie3143 6 ай бұрын
"guy asked for my opinion" "Proceeded to then tell me that there are no opinions" Then why did he even ask for an opinion?
@stevejones69420
@stevejones69420 6 ай бұрын
​@@keylimepie3143to pick a fight most people just want confirmation of their own opinions or just fight with those that show the tiniest of disagreement
@Monitice
@Monitice 6 ай бұрын
@@stevejones69420 the bigger ape, wants to be bigger and therefore asks 'smaller apes' to confirm is biggerness and assert the bigger ape title that the bigger ape thinks has.
@CajunGator
@CajunGator 5 ай бұрын
More like they spent all morning thinking about it after reading social media on the toilet. Because it's so complex of a topic their head just keeps doing circles. They then think about some of the more extremist takes and start to have mental arguments around it, so that when you first have a conversation with them, they've already been having a mental back and forth for at least 2 hours prior. In general, we need to be better at breaking negative feedback loops where we can't break the cycle of thinking about something all day.@@stevejones69420
@christiandean1099
@christiandean1099 4 ай бұрын
This has my sides splitting! I couldn't stop laughing lmao!
@Little_Horus
@Little_Horus 4 ай бұрын
4:20 onward was the most intelligent sequence of every air wave in the US. WOW
@motivationenjoyer9830
@motivationenjoyer9830 6 ай бұрын
As a russian, i laughed my ass off on the conclusion
@blebikkun
@blebikkun 6 ай бұрын
ХАХАХАХ ТО ЖЕ САМОЕ, Я ДАВНО ТАК ПРИЯТНО НЕ СМЕЯЛСЯ
@yenotov462
@yenotov462 6 ай бұрын
я сам удивился пхахахахаха
@Davinmk
@Davinmk 6 ай бұрын
@@blebikkunxaxaxaxa ?
@irener.3849
@irener.3849 6 ай бұрын
⁠@@Davinmk Translation: hahahaha. Or bwa-ha-ha-ha. In Russian alphabet sound H is written as X 🤷🏻‍♀️
@seanmurphy9913
@seanmurphy9913 6 ай бұрын
You are allowed jokes in Russia?
@simplesimon8255
@simplesimon8255 5 ай бұрын
Zach's deer-in-the-headlights look after each question gets me 😂
@Beth_OMette
@Beth_OMette 2 ай бұрын
we are gonna need an answer...
@eloweez8798
@eloweez8798 5 ай бұрын
i lost it at the "most dibs" question plssss
@thebe_stone
@thebe_stone 19 күн бұрын
I hate that the size of the question box is so inconsistent.
@AntonSuprun
@AntonSuprun 6 ай бұрын
That audience lifeline was so funny
@postbunnie
@postbunnie 6 ай бұрын
Right?!?! Like how did 6 million audience members pick the same answer?
@extropiantranshuman
@extropiantranshuman 5 ай бұрын
because no one cares about veganism - that's why@@postbunnie
@wintersoldier164
@wintersoldier164 Ай бұрын
​@@postbunnie They shared a train of thoughts
@johnfrank602
@johnfrank602 27 күн бұрын
@@wintersoldier164that’s outrageous
@JRCSalter
@JRCSalter 6 ай бұрын
Honestly, I know so little about this thing that for me to even attempt to form an opinion would be disastrous.
@erezsolomon3838
@erezsolomon3838 6 ай бұрын
W stance; based opinion
@Elad_S69
@Elad_S69 6 ай бұрын
thats totaly ok, the problem is with people who take a side without actually knowing the facts
@ffreeze9924
@ffreeze9924 6 ай бұрын
I’d recommend checking out the two Andrew Callaghan videos on this. He visits a pro-Israel and pro-palestine rally and asks people in attendance questions and interviews two relevant experts. He does a great job at not pushing a particular narrative deliberately. I personally think that the situation isn’t _that_ complicated, and people who say that are trying to make you scared of attempting to educate yourself. If you want a complicated geopolitical situation, research the Iranian hostage crisis 😉
@osheridan
@osheridan 6 ай бұрын
The correct answer is São Tome and Principe
@osheridan
@osheridan 6 ай бұрын
🇸🇹🇸🇹🇸🇹🇸🇹🇸🇹❤
@tempacid
@tempacid 3 ай бұрын
wow this is the only comment section about Israel vs Palestine that I haven't seen people fighting in, damn!
@solar0wind
@solar0wind 2 ай бұрын
The comment sections of the news channel TLDR Global are also quite civil compared to the shit show pretty that can be found pretty much every else when it comes to this topic.
@allgoodnamestaken6002
@allgoodnamestaken6002 Ай бұрын
About that...
@derBene
@derBene 5 ай бұрын
It has been some time since I laughed this much. Thanks. 😄
@caseylavender
@caseylavender 6 ай бұрын
"Can I phone a friend?" "No." "Don't I have a lifeline?" "You do, but you have no friends" DAMN. that one hits hard.
@redred7702
@redred7702 6 ай бұрын
Actually though. Remember, not everyone need to be an extremist. I’d say have at least some opinion and thoughts on important issues such as this, but only AFTER you feel as if you’ve been educated on both sides. Often times, there’s A LOT MORE than 2 sides.
@georhodiumgeo9827
@georhodiumgeo9827 6 ай бұрын
This particular area has at least 10 peoples that could make a claim for this land. We are actually only seeing the surviving 2 groups because the others were killed and driven off. You are correct, there are way more than 2 sides.
@lovejumanji5
@lovejumanji5 6 ай бұрын
@@georhodiumgeo9827. How about an anti war extremist ……..lol. Or I’m a peace extremist ! Tagged you for hopes my comment is actually seen . Sin- sor- ship is off the charts
@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv
@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv 5 ай бұрын
Who would you invite for dinner??
@QuantumNeutrino
@QuantumNeutrino 5 ай бұрын
Just add a more realist question... Do you want to have an opinion or do you want to continue to have a paycheck...? That IS of course depending on who you rub shouders with!
@APP-hm6bf
@APP-hm6bf 5 ай бұрын
Did you know that one side says that only their side is right??
@mememan3026
@mememan3026 28 күн бұрын
Teacher: the test isnt that hard The fucking test:
@tiredbanana2292
@tiredbanana2292 5 ай бұрын
The way I chuckled out loud when he said, “Sniperwolf, that is correct” 🤣🤣🤣
@zeldris478
@zeldris478 6 ай бұрын
''who is in this audience?'' 💀
@TheNightlyToastMuncher
@TheNightlyToastMuncher 6 ай бұрын
The one Austrian painter🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️
@LangThoughts
@LangThoughts 6 ай бұрын
Or Kanye @@TheNightlyToastMuncher
@chiliboi69
@chiliboi69 Ай бұрын
Twitter
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF Ай бұрын
@@TheNightlyToastMuncherAnd Elon Musk!
@andrewstich4614
@andrewstich4614 6 ай бұрын
My father always told me opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but the trick is not to show yours to anyone else.
@tranquilclaws8470
@tranquilclaws8470 6 ай бұрын
Dogs might disagree with your father.
@dubbyplays
@dubbyplays 6 ай бұрын
​@@tranquilclaws8470 and 99% of streamers having OF + your homies when you show $20 also disagree with his father
@ejwillison2001
@ejwillison2001 6 ай бұрын
I was taught the same, we’ve all got one and they all stink 😂
@StarPlatinum7912
@StarPlatinum7912 6 ай бұрын
Is this a jojo reference??
@ExpiditionWild
@ExpiditionWild 6 ай бұрын
Truth will win
@mustafaali6223
@mustafaali6223 5 ай бұрын
Love the clip man. I'm gonna share this with everyone I know. Which is a very small list. It's actually just me, my brother and some guy who says he's our long lost cousin. I think he's a liar and saying this just so he doesn't have to pay rent. I know I can just show it to both of them now since they both are looking at screen but I'm gonna use twitter anyways just because it makes me feel like I know some people.
@calandianvahaz-lw6co
@calandianvahaz-lw6co 2 ай бұрын
real
@shawnabrody8325
@shawnabrody8325 2 ай бұрын
This is hilarious! Thank you so much!
@marcusbudde1944
@marcusbudde1944 6 ай бұрын
this was a brave ass video to make
@goatslayer3160
@goatslayer3160 6 ай бұрын
Actually stunning and brave.
@georgeofhamilton
@georgeofhamilton 6 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@georgeofhamilton
@georgeofhamilton 6 ай бұрын
@@ZakareyaAlatoli Amogauce?
@hyperx72
@hyperx72 6 ай бұрын
@@georgeofhamilton Oregano?
@AlatOnDemand
@AlatOnDemand 6 ай бұрын
@@hyperx72 basil?
@JesusChristDenton_7
@JesusChristDenton_7 6 ай бұрын
"The World doesn't care about right or wrong. It's all about power. And right now, none of us have it." - Adam Jensen
@CommandoZTT
@CommandoZTT 3 ай бұрын
Israel vs. Palestine doesn't mean Jews vs Muslims.
@formerlygavin
@formerlygavin 2 ай бұрын
And I wish people could understand that, but they're too stupid
@goldenmosquito4093
@goldenmosquito4093 2 ай бұрын
Ehh both sides are incredible religiously motivated so it’s easy to confuse the two
@CactusJack60
@CactusJack60 4 ай бұрын
Seriously thank you for this.
@k.t.aidara3989
@k.t.aidara3989 6 ай бұрын
the constant shade being thrown at sniperwolf was pure gold
@jibreeshartwork9342
@jibreeshartwork9342 6 ай бұрын
Thank God some people understand that this conflict is so complicated that they don't have to have an opinion on it. Especially when they don't know anything about it...
@georhodiumgeo9827
@georhodiumgeo9827 6 ай бұрын
I can't speak for Zach but I think there are a lot of us that have opinions on specific issues and are very well informed on this but we refuse to take a side in black and white terms. It's like watching children fighting. At some point you want to send them both to time out... Timmy, it was wrong for you to hit Sarah with your toy truck. Sarah, that didn't mean it was OK to choke Timmy out. Not taking a firm stance on one side or the other doesn't equate to being uninformed. I've found the most black and white people are typically the least informed.
@Rainbowhawk1993
@Rainbowhawk1993 6 ай бұрын
It’s like WW1. Both sides are fighting over something that can be seen as meaningless in the long run while all the civilians on both sides suffer.
@honkie
@honkie 6 ай бұрын
It's really not that complicated 💀 one side is going through modern day genocide and the other side is supporting it.
@honkie
@honkie 6 ай бұрын
​@@Rainbowhawk1993yes except one side has way more lethal weapons than the other
@funwithakthechannelwherean4510
@funwithakthechannelwherean4510 6 ай бұрын
​@@honkieprobably because the other is a terrorist organization lol. They're not gonna get much funding from western nations and what funding they do get they use on guerilla warfare.💁‍♂️
@Sawsz
@Sawsz 17 күн бұрын
While I still believe Israel has fucked over Palestine (and my heart goes out for the Palestinian people) It is very hard to have an opinion because ppl will fuck you over no matter what you think
@nightsfadeaway7873
@nightsfadeaway7873 15 күн бұрын
It’s rightfully and ethnically ours 😅 Be ready for people to come back after stealing their land
@livinglifeleona
@livinglifeleona 5 ай бұрын
One of the most unique senses of humor on KZbin. Zach's a genius.
@GrayShadowOfNight
@GrayShadowOfNight 6 ай бұрын
Having to have an opinion when it's a complex situation with a lot of factors that you do not have the mental space OR time to research ... Leads to so many people spouting so much bullcrap I really hate the pressure. Let me be quiet. I'm 100% uninvolved in the situation and do /not/ know what's actually going on over there
@sincerelynotme3522
@sincerelynotme3522 6 ай бұрын
Yeah and don't want to be like these celebrities who just be saying shit and not actually caring and end up looking like a dumbass because they're not fully aware of what's going on. The situation didn't just happen overnight and is way too complex to say if there is a bad guy or a good guy. I just feel bad for the civilians who have nothing to do with the conflict.
@GamingTimothy
@GamingTimothy 6 ай бұрын
I agree
@cbpd89
@cbpd89 6 ай бұрын
100% this. Opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one. Doesn't mean I want to see them all. The only opinion I'll share is that violence is bad actually and war sucks and I want all humans to live safely.
@whoistherealmonster4939
@whoistherealmonster4939 6 ай бұрын
I still couldn't figure out what's complex about this , it's colonialism, pure and simple.
@seven7264
@seven7264 6 ай бұрын
When you don’t know about the conflict, people assume that you want to know and proceed to attempt to “educate you” (indoctrinate you into their side). What I don’t understand is why people find it so difficult to let people not have a side. I’m not educated, I don’t want to be educated. Leave me be.
@sploofmcsterra4786
@sploofmcsterra4786 6 ай бұрын
Imagine not viewing an incredibly complex issue that is developing and shrouded in the fog of war as completely black and white while being fully confident in your opinion.
@us3rnam3333
@us3rnam3333 6 ай бұрын
Genocide isn’t complex
@thisisme5487
@thisisme5487 6 ай бұрын
​@@us3rnam3333You would accept the blame and ensuing consequences of your governments actions regardless of their contradiction to your own principles?
@Misbah_Queen
@Misbah_Queen 6 ай бұрын
@@thisisme5487 Palestinians Are Arabs, And Therefore, They Do Have a Rightful Claim To The Land Of Palestine. They Have Lived There For Generations, Long Before The Arrival Of The Israelis. It Is Their Ancestral Home, a Place They Have Cherished, But Israelis, On The Other Hand, Do Not Have The Right To The Land Of Palestine, As Their Origins Home Lie In Europe, And Israelis Are Fake Jews, As They Do Not Believe In Jesus, And Israel Is Using Judaism To Take The Land Of Palestinians, As If Israel Did Not Used Judaism, Then They Cannot Even Try To Take The Land Of Palestinians, And Also Can No One See That Jews Who Try To Speak Up For The Rights Of Palestinians Are Labeled As 'Crazy' Or 'Terrorists.' It Is a Blatant Attempt To Silence Those Who Dare To Stand Against This Injustice. The Quran Prohibits Attacking Anyone Unless We Are Attacked First. In The Quran, Allah Says: "Fight In The Cause Of Allah Only Against Those Who Wage War Against You, But Do Not Exceed The Limits. Verily, Allah Does Not Like Transgressors." And "And If They Incline To Peace, Then Incline To It And Trust In Allah. Verily, He Is The Hearing, The Knowing." So We Are Only Allowed To Defend Ourselves If We Are Attacked By Non-Muslims, But We Are Not Allowed To Initiate Violence Or Aggression Against Non-Muslims, But We Are Allowed To Fight In Defense Of Our Families And Property And We Are Also Allowed To Fight To Defend Our Religion From People Who Will Attack It Or TO LIBERATE PEOPLE FROM OPPRESSION, However Even In These Cases, We Are Still Required To Avoid Excessive Violence And To Show Mercy To Our Enemies. Islam Is a Religion Of JUSTICE, Peace And Tolerance, And We Are Only Allowed To Fight In Self-defense Or IN DEFENSE OF OTHERS, And We Are Not Allowed To Initiate Violence Or Aggression Against Anyone. So, Hamas Has The Right To Fight BACK Israel TO LIBERATE PALESTINIANS FROM OPPRESSION, As Hamas Is An Islamic RESISTANCE MOVEMENT, And I Will Not Call Hamas, 'Evil' Or 'Terrorists' And Hamas Did Not Attack For No Reason, Did They Forget? Or They Do Not Know? That Israelis Was Attacking And Killing Palestinians And Taking The Home Of Palestinians Before Even Hamas Attacks Them And There Is a Lot Of Fake Information About Hamas By Israel, The United States And Their Allies, So They Can Justify The Killing Of Palestinians, So Do Not Get Fool By Them. For The Jews, Who Believe That Israel Is The Beacon Of 'Hope' For Jews, I Implore You To Think Again. It Is Crucial That Every One Of You Understands That Israel Is Using Your Religion, Judaism, As a Tool To Seize The Land Of The Palestinians. Without The Manipulation Of Your Faith, They Would Not Be Able To Exert Their Control Over The Palestinian Territories, And Why Can't You See That The Jews Who Dare To Speak Up For The Rights Of Palestinians Are Labeled As 'Crazy' And 'Terrorists'? It Is a Grave Injustice! Israel Does Not Represent The Hope Of The Jewish People. They Are Merely Exploiting Your Beliefs To Further Their Own Agenda, So It Is Time To Open Your Eyes And Recognize The Truth. Israel Is Not The Savior You've Been Led To Believe. They Are The Oppressors, Using Their Power To Subjugate An Entire Population. In a Place Known As Palestine, Christians, Muslims, And Jews Coexisted Harmoniously. It Was The 1800s, And The Region Was Under The Rule Of The Ottoman Empire. While, a Bearded Individual Named Theodor Herzl Founded Zionism, a Movement That Aspired To Create a Homeland For Jews, a Place Exclusively For Their Kind. World War I Came And Went, And The Allies Emerged Victorious. England Saw The Beautiful Land And Decided, "Hey, This Land Should Be Mine." Yet, Despite Colonization, It Retained The Name Palestine. The Promise Of a Zionist State Was Made By a Man Who Had No Right To The Land. As The Years Passed, More And More Jews Sought Refuge In Palestine, Which Was Perfectly Acceptable Until Their Intentions Turned Toward Seizing The Land From Its Rightful Owners. The Year 1948 Marked a Turning Point When Israel Forcefully Established Itself As a 'State'. Thousands Of Palestinians Were Forced To Flee Their Homes Just To Survive, Denied The Right To Return, The Right To Have a Home, Or The Right To Fight For Their Own Land. Israel's Expansion Continued, Forming An Apartheid State That Defied Basic Principles Of Humanity And Dignity. To Label This Situation a 'Conflict' Is Nothing Short Of Insanity. The Time Has Come To Change Our Perspective. One Day, Palestine Will Regain Its Freedom, So Be On The Right Side Of History You’re Not Antisemitist If You Stand Against War Crimes Don’t Be Brainwashed By The People Who Hate Palestine, And Also Don’t Be Brainwashed By The People Who Have Been Brainwashed By Israel, The United States And Their Allies, As Now You Can See For Yourself The Truth About The Story Of Palestine. Many Jewish People Who Called Palestine Their Home Have Now Embraced Islam. Before The Israelis Came, Muslims And Jews Lived Side By Side In Harmony. But Now, Their Peaceful Coexistence Has Been Shattered By The Aggressive Actions Of The Israeli Government. It Is a Fallacy To Claim That The Israeli-Palestinian War Is "Complex." In Reality, It Is a Matter Of One Party, [That Is Israeli] Unlawfully Occupying And Oppressing The Other Party, [Palestinian]. Those Who Label It As Complex Are Simply Unaware Of The Simple Truth That This War Can Be Resolved By Israel Returning The Land To The Palestinians. The United States, Instead Of Supporting Israel's Occupation, Should Play a Role In Facilitating Israelis In Establishing a New Home In Europe. This Would Be a Much More Just And Peaceful Solution. I, Too, Yearn For Peace, Not War. It Is My Fervent Hope That The Israeli Government Who Is Responsible For Perpetuating This War Will Listen To The Cries Of Millions And Put An End To The Suffering. I Implore Israelis, The United States, And Their Allies To Stop This War And Seek a Just Resolution For The Sake Of Allah, Who Is Our Only One True God.
@memzex2918
@memzex2918 6 ай бұрын
@@thisisme5487what government? Palestinians don’t have any gov that supports them they don’t have an army they don’t have shit
@turniue
@turniue 6 ай бұрын
You are a coward.
@MareeCK2409
@MareeCK2409 Ай бұрын
This was very clever and hilarious. Nicely done.
@XavierSchwartzTheOriginal
@XavierSchwartzTheOriginal Ай бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard at one of your vids since last year. And i laughed Really Rough Zach like damn bro i wanted to laugh out loud but im on the bus and it's quiet as hell in here 🚌
@error-try-again-later
@error-try-again-later 6 ай бұрын
I think I've "picked a side" after researching the history, but this video still resonates bc there's always someone who feels like you haven't picked hard enough 💀
@asmameftah7988
@asmameftah7988 6 ай бұрын
Since you said you researched the history, I'm gonna guess you picked Palestine , which is the right side.
@Anty_Praza
@Anty_Praza 6 ай бұрын
​@@asmameftah7988Man are you Palestinees?
@asmameftah7988
@asmameftah7988 6 ай бұрын
@@Anty_Praza I'm not a man + does it matter if I was or not?
@Anty_Praza
@Anty_Praza 6 ай бұрын
@@asmameftah7988 Yes, your nationality matters.
@asmameftah7988
@asmameftah7988 6 ай бұрын
@@Anty_Praza why is that?
@matthewnonoo9238
@matthewnonoo9238 6 ай бұрын
What a legend! How does this man never fail at comedy??
@Tommyfrompeaky
@Tommyfrompeaky 20 күн бұрын
To be away from every conflict 1. D 2. C 3. D 4. C 5. D 😢 6. No not at any cost 7. Wtf is this??
@SonOfLaughter07
@SonOfLaughter07 2 ай бұрын
it's a war and people are dying it's not a sport
@Y0M45U
@Y0M45U 2 ай бұрын
womp womp
@Muslim_Islam142
@Muslim_Islam142 2 ай бұрын
​@@Y0M45UYou are immature. And if you think you are funny, dead wrong.
@Y0M45U
@Y0M45U 2 ай бұрын
@@Muslim_Islam142 sorry i dont talk to strangers
@Muslim_Islam142
@Muslim_Islam142 2 ай бұрын
@@Y0M45U Interesting because you have done that twice now. And technically you aren't talking to me, you are chatting with me.
@Y0M45U
@Y0M45U 2 ай бұрын
@@Muslim_Islam142 yo no hablo ingles
@xjgal7702
@xjgal7702 6 ай бұрын
Just saw you in Target, shout out for making me laugh my guy. If you see this then you’ll know it’s true hahaha
@ZachStarHimself
@ZachStarHimself 6 ай бұрын
This totally made my day 😂, yeah you absolutely did haha.
@ledderfayes
@ledderfayes 6 ай бұрын
This is a certified SSSniperwolf moment
@extropiantranshuman
@extropiantranshuman 5 ай бұрын
he just showed up to talk it out@@ledderfayes
@Evilofhumanity
@Evilofhumanity 6 ай бұрын
1:59 *SSSniperwolf, for sure.* Edit: I was fucking correct 💀💀😭
@LucianDevine
@LucianDevine 6 ай бұрын
*Fist pump*
@missrebel634
@missrebel634 6 ай бұрын
*„So that means you hate women“*
@Theguywithspectacles
@Theguywithspectacles Ай бұрын
😭😭
@mattman15
@mattman15 4 ай бұрын
1:40. I thought you’d put Sssniperwolf in as a joke. The fact that it was an actual option got me laughing my butt off. The audience should’ve voted C.
@tajklair
@tajklair 4 ай бұрын
0:52 the face of the guy asking the question is priceless 😂
@coreytaylor5386
@coreytaylor5386 6 ай бұрын
the thousand yard stare gets me every time
@bencox3641
@bencox3641 6 ай бұрын
If I had a nickel for every-time someone calls me a commie who should move to another country, I will be able to buy my own country.
@arcoiriserin
@arcoiriserin 6 ай бұрын
No, brother...work, work work...harder...harder still...then one day you will be able to acheive the American dream of your own home. It's so easy to do...we're all waiting for you. And if you break down your body to take care of others for a "living" then find yourself dying in an ER with a ruptured appendix for over 30 hrs bc they're not sure insurance will pay for it...that's ok. Who doesn't love a little masochistic pain and suffering? Ps. Incidentally, any posy I make questioning the validity of the American dream or referencing how our school's goals are for us to be stupid...speak only english...find nowhere on a map, bc Rockefeller said he wanted a nation of workers, not a nation of thinkers...so far KZbin has not allowed these comments from me
@krishthakar6661
@krishthakar6661 6 ай бұрын
@@arcoiriserin Communism could have been better but theres no chance of it after Papa USSR fell and family of communist countries that had a dream of no class oppression got betrayed. it is what it is.
@ACatt-po1gf
@ACatt-po1gf 6 ай бұрын
I just tell them “yeah, I do want to leave. But im stuck here with you fashies.”
@4skin595
@4skin595 6 ай бұрын
Don't you mean OUR Home?
@adamuadamu5081
@adamuadamu5081 6 ай бұрын
Dont you mean, 'If WE had a nickel'?
@IbokRock811
@IbokRock811 9 күн бұрын
The music kills me every time 😭
@banda3111
@banda3111 7 сағат бұрын
thank you bro the amount of times i’ve been called an evil psychopath for this 💀💀💀💀💀
@natvasch6399
@natvasch6399 5 ай бұрын
The delay between question and answer music is the best part for me😂
@randomvideos9776
@randomvideos9776 6 ай бұрын
hey he filmed horizontally like mia khalifa said to 5:17
@rayzain7686
@rayzain7686 4 ай бұрын
3:01 As a Muslim I agree with that.
@45Gunner556
@45Gunner556 Ай бұрын
0:44 It’s B for me 😂
@WriggleNightbug
@WriggleNightbug Ай бұрын
E: all of the above
@ThisPersonIsARe
@ThisPersonIsARe Ай бұрын
@@WriggleNightbugDamn what’s wrong with puppies? 💀
@billiem2372
@billiem2372 6 ай бұрын
You can hate the Israeli government without hating Israeli people, and you can hate Hamas without hating Palestinian people. There's so much political autism out there it makes common sense an endangered species
@Dunger974
@Dunger974 6 ай бұрын
Yeah war is really sad
@Environmental-Time
@Environmental-Time 6 ай бұрын
i hate all governments and terrorist organisations like hamas so…
@wow2031
@wow2031 5 ай бұрын
No problem with hating the Israeli government. I'm an Israeli who Hates it. I have a problem with those who say that they are anti zionist but don't have problem with the Israelis. If you belive that the Jews shouldn't have a country at all, you do have a problem with the Israelis.
@billiem2372
@billiem2372 5 ай бұрын
@@wow2031 I don't know every nitty gritty detail about the politics of Israel, I just think there's enough space for everyone.
@wow2031
@wow2031 5 ай бұрын
@@billiem2372 you are fine and that's a good general way of looking at this conflict
@Denominator-zc3se
@Denominator-zc3se 6 ай бұрын
I was also saying caitlyn Jenner, I’m so happy it was the correct answer 😂😂
@LucianDevine
@LucianDevine 6 ай бұрын
Phew, so glad to not be the only one, right?
@simonepagnotta5112
@simonepagnotta5112 6 ай бұрын
I thought it would be the wrong answer because of transphobia or whatever.
@vincenzofranchelli2201
@vincenzofranchelli2201 6 ай бұрын
@@simonepagnotta5112 thats why its the right answer
@TheNebulaicFae
@TheNebulaicFae 6 ай бұрын
​@@simonepagnotta5112SSSniper is crazy, so iykyk. Caitlyn is just a piece of shit human being. Always has been, and her identity doesn't negate that.
@LilyMaeBlossom
@LilyMaeBlossom 6 ай бұрын
@@simonepagnotta5112 Even among trans you always pick Caitlyn, it's just goofy not to.
@TeeAiDee
@TeeAiDee Ай бұрын
Bruh, why would he 50/50 with a Vegan answer? His get out of jail card was RIGHT in front of him!
@SagoDave
@SagoDave 4 ай бұрын
Best thing I've seen in a while. Kind of genius.
@zoid_on_youtube
@zoid_on_youtube 6 ай бұрын
another advantage of remaining completely ignorant of any political goings-on, people cant accuse you of being on the "wrong side" if you dont even have the faintest clue what theyre talking about.
@martind2520
@martind2520 6 ай бұрын
Willful ignorance is _always_ the wrong side.
@hoopitydoopity
@hoopitydoopity 6 ай бұрын
​@@martind2520 you're right but being ignorant is still miles better than being brainwashed by propaganda to hate a certain side
@martind2520
@martind2520 6 ай бұрын
@@hoopitydoopity You are correct. Though it is usually far less a case of brainwashing and far more just human's automatically believing whatever their social group encourages them to believe without question.
@Ketoku_fr
@Ketoku_fr 5 ай бұрын
Oh boy, you're still going to be called "the wrong side". Politics is essentially "I'm right, my opposition is wrong and is the reincarnation of evil and are [insert bad group] who are destroying the country. Vote for me, if you do not see my exact beliefs you are a [insert bad group]
@srensen3081
@srensen3081 5 ай бұрын
@@martind2520 yeah, im sorry but i cant get myself to care about a dumbass terorrist group or a dumbass government both harming civilians
@jlpsinde
@jlpsinde 6 ай бұрын
Great Zach!!!!
@ibrahimali7505
@ibrahimali7505 6 ай бұрын
how
@thatoneguyPCB
@thatoneguyPCB 6 ай бұрын
the video was posted 2 mins ago but it says ur comme- whaaaa
@Styxied
@Styxied 6 ай бұрын
How did he post this comment before the video
@sandhamitizer9706
@sandhamitizer9706 6 ай бұрын
Witchcraft.
@ForestFire369
@ForestFire369 6 ай бұрын
​@@StyxiedThe video was uploaded to a private audience before it was available publically. The upload time is when it was made public
@TheCatholicNerd
@TheCatholicNerd 2 ай бұрын
Had to look up sniperWolf, I was like what is a 1997 video game character from metal gear solid have to do with this?
@leephillips4402
@leephillips4402 Ай бұрын
You should release this as a board game.
@sad_and_gay
@sad_and_gay 6 ай бұрын
You made my day. After hearing non-stop about this war and the conflict, your video is like a fresh water or something, loved it.
@canyons0ng_irl
@canyons0ng_irl 6 ай бұрын
This is the first video in a long time that has made me audibly laugh out loud. Nice work Zach.
@armageddonready4071
@armageddonready4071 5 ай бұрын
I hate everyone equally, until you give me a reason to like you.
@vpxluv
@vpxluv 5 ай бұрын
Fair enough
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