If parental guidelines were like Youtube guidelines

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[@unpythonic]

What an interesting randomly chosen topic that probably has nothing to do with anything

[@ZachStarHimself]

Nothing but facts here

[@danielsummerton2259]

Yeah, Im not picking up a pattern neither.

[@blocko9701]

@@ZachStarHimselfyes sirr

[@slimslamjellyjam]

@@ZachStarHimself on god

[@KushagraPratap]

Oddly specific

[@omar94khan]

"Did you just say the fuck word?" The most unexpected line to make me laugh loudly!

[@satana8157]

Yeah I laughed my ass off at 3 a.m.

[@johnchessant3012]

I'd never heard the term "F bomb" actually said out as "Fuck bomb", that's hilarious

[@DiceNinja]

Can this even be considered a satire at this point?

[@DaviHorner]

No. It's a documentary.

[@An_Attempt]

Not realy. No.

[@fiiral5870]

I like that both of the comments are cencored from youtube for me

[@waldolemmer]

Yes, it's literally the definition of satire

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

No

[@Link5646]

"I think something that you said last year, that I'm just remembering now, actually goes against my new guidelines that I just thought of 8 seconds ago; so I'm gonna need all your money."

[@Cheesus-Sliced]

honestly the worst part seems to be that creators can go so far out of their way, uploading videos as unlisted, getting all copyright and TOS aspects looked at before pushing it public, just for it to be demonetised again as soon as it goes public. Absolutely ridiculous tbh.

[@shreyavatsana]

That coffee subscription thing sounds really cool actually. If only i didn't live on a whole different continent💀

[@godofqueef2754]

I feel you...

[@Styrac]

I've been using Trade for a while and it is pretty great. They recently raised their prices across the board which sucks, but people who had a preexisting subscription didn't get hit with too much of a price increase. The coffee is good tho and it's nice to know its ethical

[@nomadbuilder]

I have one of those, they are legit 🇨🇴☕

[@realdragon]

I can't afford it even if I wanted

[@clutch13]

Oh boy. Than do i have to tell you about Nord VPN

[@captainpalegg2860]

Congratulations on making the sponsored message fit so well in the context of the video that I actually hesitated to fast forward through it. Sat through the whole thing, in fact.

[@RhinoHorn7]

There's a difference between hesitating and not doing something.

[@heropolanproductions]

@@RhinoHorn7 Hesitated for such a duration that the ad ended.

[@MetalKing1417]

I half thought it wasn't a real advertisement.

[@Skystrike70]

It was unskippable, he said so himself. Didn't even try

[@jutisa9912]

I think Zach’s venting his personal frustrations/experiences. Pretty understandable honestly. Great vid and great ad regardless.

[@Skystrike70]

What gave you that impression?

[@TheGrammarNazi123]

@@Skystrike70 The video itself, and how specific it is.

[@Kyleplaysgames567]

This is why you must support your content creators on Patreon because KZbin doesn't pay them shit.

[@MyShiroyuki]

Patreon has its own similar problems, specifically with minor related stuff that’s less than legal.

[@OniByFame]

"let me see if that's my problem" *Opens an empty folder "Nope, not my problem" 😭😂😂

[@memeing_donkey]

not empty, you can see like 1 sheet of paper

[@minorityhunterzoro2238]

Nah if you look closely there is one piece of paper and it probably says in bold and big letters Not enough ads

[@mashedpotatoes8987]

It would have been funny if a paper fell out and it said not my problem on it

[@krayzoman]

@@memeing_donkey I imagine it says "lits uv probems; shareholders angy, not enuff ads, uther platforms angy, no redundent servississ" in bold, legible, 64-point Comic Sans. Seriously, I'm surprised there isn't some KZbin Marketplace that's clearly an off-brand Amazon the same way we have off-brand Twitch, TikTok, and RedBox.

[@boggless2771]

I imagine whats on that page is meme of Mr. Krabs wtih a smile saying, "I like money".

[@grimlygood3101]

She kills him with 3 strikes damm

[@Dustyplastic73]

Zach is one of the few people who make me want to watch their sponsor ads

[@Jalbesbe]

This video is 100% demonetized which is why he needed the ad, and I'm here for it

[@OgChizr]

He's back! 😃😃

[@Bigdog5400]

Zach is one of the only creators who's ads I don't mind sitting through

[@mudshrooze]

I just wrote a paragraph explaining youtubes stupid convoluted rules and 25 seconds later it was gone I post two more things both of them rude I guess. And their still there. I'm super confused youtube

[@chriscarlisle5676]

What knowledge you have, they block. I've had similar things happen when calling out any alphabet company (parent company yt G etc) bs.

[@tomkerruish2982]

They're hiding lots of comments. Many comments supposedly have replies, but on almost none can I actually see them. It's something very new, which can be partially offset by selecting "Newest" rather than "Top" comments.

[@johnynoway9127]

and then yt wonders why creators are leaving the platform

[@youcanthandlemyname7393]

worst part is the excuse KZbin gives you for why they wont make it clear what rules your violating. essentially they argue that if they do make their rules clear people will find a way "around" them. in other words if they make the rules clear people will follow the rules.

[@A_User]

Doesn't sound a whole lot different from normal parental guidelines. The only difference is that there are actual documents with vague language here. That doesn't exist IRL.

[@PixilleWolf]

Dude this is too relatable. I got a strike like 2 weeks ago on my stream for Hate Speech when I was just playing Dead by Daylight with my friends. All we talked about was the game, and then when I reviewed the footage where they were supposed to tell me where the issue was, there was nothing. No time to click on, nothing listed, nothing. I STILL have no idea why they striked me.

[@defalt2682]

"You make every f*cking rule" IS a point of this video. Lets see if KZbin will get upset about it

[@willkeinnamen5829]

This is a cry for help, and I'm mad that I can't help and just have to live with it

[@Diane_666]

The ad integration in this video is pure genius.

[@bat8559]

After getting my youtube channel teminated for no reason for "scams, spams, and deceptive practices" this is very accurate. Especially after having my appeal denied, reaching out to youtube on twitter to try and get an answer on what video SPECIFICALLY may of gotten me banned and then getting absolutely no answer. Even worse, this channel was 90% dead and was just used for me to upload personal little videos.

[@ronyorobio7096]

A youtuber making sattire about youtube. It doesn't get any better than that.

[@MagneticPowder]

When he asked if he could talk about minimum wage and KZbin just shrugged his shoulders and smiled, that was the best representation of what this platform has become.

[@TM-wm7om]

F dropped 3 times in about 15 seconds but didn't die. They make the rules all right.

[@ericdculver]

Sometimes I think about making KZbin videos... And then I watch a video like this.

[@seasidegon]

this better not be demonatized

[@Frodojack]

This is PERFECT. It represents every KZbin creator's frustration with the KZbin guidelines.

[@christiancampbell466]

When KZbin demonetises a channel they still take in ad revenue; they just stop giving the creator their cut. I’ve always wondered if they welch on the Premium revenue sharing, too.

[@Garanseho]

24 year-old gay deaf Pacific Islanders who practice Judaism are the best, what are you talking about?

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

This is the only channel I ever watch sponsorships on

[@joshuat42]

Perfect add transition, very impressive. Plus always enjoy your videos. Both math and comedy. Keep it up bro.

[@genemaxwell4]

YOU MAKE EVERY FUCKING RULE Dude you kill me lmao

[@ShiloBuff]

I'm glad the video cut off at the last F bomb. KZbin was knocking and almost kicked down the door.

[@themaskedstallion]

i just love how this guy implements sponsorships. he goes with the sponsor script, while still in character. props to this man for actually making sponsorships fun to watch

[@allimatics3D]

This is probably the only time I've watched a sponser without skipping because of how well put it is IT JUST HAPPENED OUT OF NOWHERE AND I LOVE IT

[@bahdas_jahfada6286]

as an airsoft player I'm concerned I can't shoot a friend in the thigh from 10 feet even if they are turned around just because they aren't wearing goggles

[@vitekborovsky2445]

im sure this video won't be demonitized ....

[@tylercohn5484]

I almost skipped past the ad, but then he said it was unskipable

[@TonyB369]

Your ad placements are beautiful

[@mre4u422]

3:52 love the subtle 4th wall break

[@firewarrior9999]

I should become a KZbin rules lawyer. I could make good money arguing with KZbin over if someone violated Copyright Guideline 69.420.

[@melt4589]

U ong should

[@HappyCreeper2013]

This is the first time in many months that I didn't skip ad in a YT video

[@vismaykedilaya1318]

"YOU MAKE EVERY F*CKING RULE!!!" is just hilarious every time i see this

[@irwainnornossa4605]

This video is pure comedic aurum.

[@iSmartMan1]

Actually, there is a way to skip most (but not all) unskippable ads. If you click the i in a circle next to the ad timer and select "stop seeing this ad", then it skips the entire ad break, including any ads that would have come after the ad you're skipping. I suggest you only use this for the 15 second unskippable ads, because if you use it on every ad you see, you'll eventually only be left with ads that this trick doesn't work on.

[@boggless2771]

good tip!

[@Anonymous-df8it]

The only ad that this trick fails on is the Apple ads, surely?

[@Anankin12]

Me, as I use Vanced to skip the ad right after he said it's unskippable:

[@Kazoomers_Tale]

That hurts soo much holly shit. I think I now have anger management issues

[@Gen-ZBlondie]

Ok but the ad part was hilarious because I was literally about to skip it but the reply made me watch it even tho I don’t drink coffee lol

[@wrathofainz]

Yesterday I got a notification from YT saying that one of my comments was deleted because it violated community guidelines. They didn't bother to tell me what the comment was or on what video, or which guidelines were broken. I figures it out later while browsing old reply chains.

[@Deltarious]

since we are doing the realism thing I skipped past the integration to simulate ad block

[@BRKNHypnos]

he said un skippable and so i dont skip

[@Xeractyll]

This is SO PERFECT HAHAHAHAHA Keep this up dude, I’m dying of laughter.

[@A_very_good_cheese]

We need to show this to youtube

[@martinshoosterman]

I hope you know that I didn't skip the ad, because you said it was unskipable.

[@samwiseshanti]

Im going to permanently carry around a folder thay says 'My Problems' everywhere i go just so i can steal that bit as often as possible 😂

[@princess_gadz]

i don’t drink coffee but that ad maaaay change my mind

[@katgirl1177]

This is like university chem lab directions

[@loatherd]

I can only see 20 comments and two reply’s ones of them is Zach , and this comment blockade thing is only happening on certain channels. Anyone else?

[@hemz5882]

So im seeing comments that have replies but i can't see the replies is that what you mean cause it's also happening to me

[@theqbash]

(I’m on mobile.) Right now, for Mark Mann’s comment on this video that Zack hearted, it says there are 9 replies including one from Zack, but when I tap to see them, I only see Zack’s reply.

[@ZachStarHimself]

@theqbash I'm seeing the same thing

[@loatherd]

Thanks for letting me know, yeah it’s for comments and reply’s on my end but reply’s mainly.

[@voidfroze]

I actually thought it was because they’re mostly bots that are getting blocked, in which case yay but why still show the number of replies?

[@Zandezz.]

Wtf I'm using vanced and the coffee ad wasn't skippable 🤯

[@Tera_GX]

That video I did in 2007 for a high school project and left hidden as a private video eventually offended Warner Music Group somehow. Oh the shady crimes I've committed on my record...

[@UFO_MAN]

Damn, if only you could make a video about how unfair the site’s design is towards everyone giving them money today without becoming paste on the ground.

[@dude2991]

*Gets demonetized for singling out KZbin for abuse and harassment*

[@clipforyou]

My experience of f.cked up situations on KZbin: 1- I got a community strike from making a video out of a PG-13 anime ( It took me a lot of hard work to remove it) 2- after about a year, even without having any copyright problems, I'm still not monetized 3- Some of my videos get age-restricted without explanation ( for the love of god, the show is literally PG-13 ) 4- I got the permission to use a song on my videos but KZbin doesn't show the music card for it

[@Jackp499]

Me checking if this got age restricted 😂

[@retrorygaming]

The worst part about posting gaming content is that if that part of gameplay has any sort of music used in a movie or some place outside of the game then you get copyrighted. It's a major problem when I upload star wars stuff. I'm not monetized yet but when I am at some point the video makes nothing because of the title crawl theme.

[@Hillwatch]

That ad segue was slick

[@teamofone1219]

KZbin: You talking bad about us? That’s a strike!

[@matthewwriter9539]

"...Do it now or die..."

[@6Twisted]

Reddit has turned into exactly the same deal.

[@nicopico2362]

Somebody send this to YT HQ.

[@DanielLCarrier]

KZbin isn't making all the rules. They have to obey COPPA, which is also very vague. They can get in trouble for keeping basically any information at all on videos that are "for children" even if they're not marked as such but follow some vaguely defined rules for how to tell if it's for children. Also, they aren't allowed to actually check if children are watching because they can't record that information.

[@sfdjk]

This video is just a big nebula ad

[@erikartyguy3078]

This is worryingly close to irl encounter with my mom

[@Coffee_Fox]

he got so angry that he broke the fourth wall

[@bryceconner2663]

It's really strange how so many different KZbin Content Creators are all randomly selecting this topic to make skits about. Such odd and clearly randomly timed skits.

[@James--Parker]

That was the best integrated sponsor I have ever seen. Not that that's a particularly high bar.

[@Gen-ZBlondie]

I HATE HOW ACCURATE THIS IS!! Also dude I’ve been banned from commenting multiple times for breaking KZbin guidelines and it asks what I can do to improve it and I always say what comment and what did I break, AND THEY NEVER CHANGE IT! LIKE HOW WM I SUPPOSED TO IMPROVE IF I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS! Btw like… all of my videos have the yellow monetization thing💀 but idk what to do about it despite doing my research. As for getting banned for commenting, some stuff I realized was pretty messed up that I said (I never start fights but I ALWAYS finish them and that should give you enough info as it is) but other stuff makes no sense and there’s more stuff I’ve been banned for than bad comments I have! (I’ve been banned from commenting for a day like 5 times.)

[@ArthKryst]

My mom is like that, She remembers the stupid shit I said when I was in 6th grade, FFS I'm 25 I was stupid then!!!!

[@roguetrick4590]

So that's where Zach went

[@anniebot_45-73]

i watched the mid-vid ad because of the skit. i think i'll check it out, too

[@emeralddragon2980]

Boy am I glad I was too lazy to ever try being a KZbinr!

[@Skystrike70]

You have no idea how badly I wanna see a Susan Wojcicki reaction to this video

[@chrisjackson1889]

I can see why this video has been supressed by the KZbin algorism

[@randomguy1831]

That seemed very personal...probably just a coincidence though

[@TRG_R17]

5:06 To skip sponsor

[@minimalgrammar1276]

How to get people to watch an entire sponsor:

[@Queen4infinityTV]

THE AD PART 😭😭😭😭

[@HowieDewitt535]

Watch this get taken down by KZbin and they go through with the third strike.

[@lucassanchez9033]

This video actually pissed me off and I love it

[@ellenbrandow8874]

This is what parents are

[@NitroWraith]

That YT guidelines sounds about right

[@JackBlack-qn7us]

So basically the same only parents don't actually give you any guideline lists to reference.

[@greatmachomaple2890]

Lost my old channel at 20K subscribers and youtube just would not tell me why

[@andrzej2501]

Would it be possible to de-monopolize KZbin like AT&T was forced to de-monopolize?

[@sfdjk]

I wish youtube was actually that strict with people who actually promote hate speech like the alt right

[@Popcornkernal29]

I found that people who swing far left are quite hateful to everyone not them.. So it goes both ways

[@thesprinklerguy2598]

How does this video not have more views?