If Kirby was Frustrating

[@MitoNova583]

so this is why Waddle Doo actually isn't in Forgotten Land: he got a heart attack & screamed into the void

[@jacobpeet1329]

Im waddle doo and I hate memes

[@gdeproductions1225]

SCREAM ATTACK

[@jacobpeet1329]

@@gdeproductions1225 waddle doo hates memes

[@riedvods]

@@gdeproductions1225 damn u said it before me

[@gdeproductions1225]

@@jacobpeet1329 ... MEME ATTACK

[@BudSMM2]

We need a speedrun category called “Rick Roll” where you try you get the Rick costume as fast as possible.

[@Saturn_57]

We need it

[@rift7156]

How about an any percent run?

[@waka1834]

Oh this is good

[@bannerboy7356]

I agree!

[@OldManBoi109]

YES

[@ChristopherMoom]

I like how the "Beam attack!" joke ends with the Waddle Doo going to heaven, but "Heart attack!" ends with purgatory That Waddle Doo mixup at the very end was incredible, I like how it was even with the regular red Waddle Doo, they finally got him this time

[@SantiagoTheEnjoyer]

What are you doing he- no you know what Yes, I agree with your comment

[@vitorsoares5809]

At least he didnt die on the cream attack

[@Theyoshialt]

|:)

[@MinFJE]

The long awaited 4th part to beam attack

[@redheartstudios8973]

Beam Attack: Noble and Fierce. A Warrior's death. Heart Attack: Gluttonous and Hedonistic. A Sinner's punishment.

[@seanpokefan7429]

“You can’t spell Failboat without the L” “You can’t spell Failboat without Fail” You can’t spell Failboat without shut up (well I guess you can…)

[@joelfranklyn5269]

Fail"shut-up"boat?

[@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028]

You can’t spell wfailboat without the “w”

[@IsaacHND]

you can't spell daniel without L

[@callmecharlie4250]

You can't spell Failboat without boat

[@Off-colorsign]

@@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028 FAIWBOAT YOU MEAN? UWU (translation: kill me)

[@Carrot.Canvas]

I like how Nintendo managed to make the cutest yet most rage inducing game possible

[@Tonini08]

They seem really good at doing that

[@CaliCosmicGal]

Hal, Hal labs.

[@COCO-tm3gp]

HAL Labs.

[@raptoredwb7631]

Have you ever played any online Nintendo game?

[@justinrodriguez5957]

It's their specialty. "Awww what a nice cute game to relax with." *5 mins later* *So. Many. Swear. Words.*

[@weirdtyrant6274]

3:52 Failboat really did just call Francisca’s hat a tire without hesitation.

[@TotallyTally]

For any of you that don't understand the "You would not believe your eyes if I consumed 10 million guys" (6:33) It's a reference to a song called _Fireflies_ by Adam Young and Owl City

[@hextheprotogenfox]

It's like a weird amalgam of that song and a million dreams

[@WhimsicalLittledawg]

Yay! "You would not believe your eyes, if I consumed 10 million guys." -Yet another Failboat quote that is pretty good.

[@nate_scrub]

It best encapsulates the theme of Kirby: worryingly violent

[@WhimsicalLittledawg]

OK BRO, who knows maybe I was right, the quote will be popular.

[@WhimsicalLittledawg]

@@nate_scrub Also yes, I think it does!

[@BudSMM2]

“WHAT DID I SAY? WHAT DID I SAY?”

[@battletapesrecording]

*insert fireflies by owl city*

[@Spearmint4]

There needs to be a speedrun category called “cardiac arrest” where you try to get at max size in the gourmet Grand Prix as fast as possible.

[@franciscapicornellarrom4518]

Waddle doo attacks (one real) 2:37 Spin attack! 6:56 Cream attack! 7:02 Roll attack! 8:00 Heart attack

[@skateboardlover89]

my attack: now

[@skateboardlover89]

HEART ATTRTK HEART ATTAKKK (dead)

[@HarrisonTuffyAnimates]

8:03: Perfectly cut screams part 44: waddle doo demise

[@Mannymanfunnylandyland]

That funny man is truly a master of humor that should be appreciated for his exquisite skill of eating with his eyeball

[@jfjojokirby1802]

Lol

[@battletapesrecording]

Itssssss FUNNYMAN! GET OUTTA HERE THIS THE REAL FUNNYMAN

[@TheOnlyMaah]

From cream attack to heart attack he was a true legend.

[@skateboardlover89]

MY ATTACK 🙂🔫🔫🔫

[@memeelfman324]

6:44 beam attack unlocked

[@SilverBell1999]

I love the beam attack references, but 4:17 is just as good. 😂

[@Aidswayz]

Alternative title: Grown man gets bullied at a children's party game on his birthday He can't even eat his own birthday cake

[@jstarv104]

FailBoat has managed to somehow make this game even more enjoyable XD I REALLY wished we could have the VOD for the Stream, just so I could watch all the details again ❤️

[@cormacoregan471]

Same

[@aymen8862]

I can share the link of the VOD, if you want.

[@hainamnguyen1121]

@@aymen8862 pls :pp

[@aymen8862]

@@hainamnguyen1121 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZKbdIarnNd6ia8 Here ya go!

[@cormacoregan471]

@@aymen8862 Yes please!

[@JA-sy9uf]

I love how Failboat mistook a different Waddle Doo for him

[@jepoacacs-2216]

Sorry for missing your birthday stream, Boat. I hope it was awesome. I heard Vernias was going to try to raid you. I don’t know whether I hope that went well or not. Here’s to another year Beam Attacking, Ink Rolling, Ground Pounding fun!

[@paulalol4481]

0:12 Failboat broke the law of never killing the first wadle dee. He must be punished

[@shy-griff6357]

I think losing at this game is enough punishment.

[@gmandunn]

well its a gummy, so...

[@MCFawful]

6:55 And the legend continues

[@asherwhitaker2789]

You knew what you were doing when you said “HERE WE ARE” at 0:57.

[@Gustavo-po9bd]

3:35 "Maybe this will hit him, ROLL ATTACK"

[@itsnarroblox]

“🎵You would not believe your eyes, if I consumed 10 million guys🎵” “Maybe I’ll get ‘em this time! Cream Attack!” It’s not a Failboat stream without something suspicious

[@skateboardlover89]

🎵HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK🎵

[@SysFan808]

2:57 they're seeing in eyemax

[@Puffle573]

I hate this.

[@SysFan808]

@@Puffle573 you should.

[@ohmaplaymaker]

7:08 That genuine laugh + Kirby's animation is too funny omg

[@SpoopyKrown]

As we know Failboat is good at photoshop and so I want him to do something: Combining Bandana Dee and Waddle Doo to create the new best character "Bandana Doo"

[@piratewill8513]

Please Bandana Doon’t encourage him.

[@Joosher56]

Would it have all 3 eyes or just waddle doo’s?

[@SpoopyKrown]

@@Joosher56 Just one big eye

[@sherbertshortkake6649]

Waddle Doo from the anime:

[@superbroy1239]

"Oh maybe I'll get in smash this time" "SPEAR ATTACK!"

[@fantaaa.]

Ahhh, what a fun stream this was! Happy (late) birthday, Dan, and enjoy the cardiac arrest you get from eating that much cake in a 3-hour period.

[@SG_SAASS98]

0:03 i already love this game

[@B-40TheAngerIssueGuy]

*bonk*

[@AughOughWaugh]

7:40 We had getting mario karted Now we have Getting dream buffeted

[@SemiHypercube]

Failboat's basically become a Kirby KZbinr at this point

[@loophole.mp3]

Was he not already?

[@pixellord2370]

"Become?" Him and Antdude have been fighting for supremacy for years!

[@kingpremolky]

@@loophole.mp3 he’s known for Kirby and ac

[@LucasWarr]

Yeah

[@Impulse001]

Always has been.

[@cringegachakid9483]

The whole video was just pure karma.ALSO HERE: “ *your blood will act like ketchup* “ is better than “ *your blood will spill in the streets* “

[@crimsoncarvingz]

The more that Waddle-Doo grows the more sins he can see that you have committed

[@billthesecond6301]

After not seeing the video, I can agree that this is the most frustrating Kirby game.

[@soniccole91]

0:07 he killed the first waddle! Who are you and what have you done with the real failboat?!

[@sandikhan3561]

mark was like “ no you can have it “ and boat was like “ NO YOU COME BACK HERE MARK. IM NOT EATING YOUR CAKE”

[@Spearmint4]

I’m so happy you included the “cream attack” part. Not that I have anything to do with anything related to it. It’s just that it’s comedy gold. “Cream attack.” Man, that’s funny.

[@jamieTGD]

Normally I wouldn't laugh if someone's suffering while playing a video game. But man, Dan makes it impossible for me not to. Especially when he's bringing back the Beam Attack.

[@numbskull_justashinyfuecoco]

Its a good day when Failboat makes a Beam Attack joke

[@igottakirbranger8995]

Obesity made Waddle Doo suffer a heart attack, it was a very tragic sight, he sadly passed away due to the amount of consumption of food. R.I.P Waddle Doo. How he died: Became Nikocado Avocado basically lmao

[@apersonontheinternet6018]

"Does it not hurt to roll on your eyeball?" -Failboat, 2022

[@necrozmagames8284]

So happy to see Waddle Doo finally getting his revenge in Kirby.

[@jayfr5]

2:22 *Vietnam flashback* : Beam attack! oh I missed I’ll get ‘em next time. Beam attack! haha, maybe this one’ll get’em. Beam att- AUGH *in heaven*

[@rebeccadossantos4233]

0:15 “I wanna eat you come back” Sent me into orbit

[@moondragon2502]

I love the laugh of Failboat each time its about a kirby game. So precious

[@Md5offical]

Normal people: “Yay kirby big” Failboat: ITS TIME TO GET DIABETES

[@owengonzalez6819]

The funniest thing about Failboat’s hate of Funnyman is that Funnyman got a lower score than Failboat

[@Jetfox967]

Waddle Doo finally got its revenge on Kirby.

[@susannahmitchell5558]

“Cream Attack!” - Waddle Doo 2022

[@DistractionsDaily]

The transition to "I hate you" at 3:27 was just too good bro

[@boi8214]

Im starting to get the impression that this guy likes kirby.

[@darkusomegus3540]

This video now makes me wonder: If a Waddle Doo closes and opens its eye fast, is it considered blinking or winking? 🤔

[@MMVessel]

Yes

[@-themightymittens-]

It's a whole new category called Bwinking. Made up exclusively for the Waddle Doo and similar one-eyed creatures

[@tvs26]

It’s blinking when he winks only half his eyelid closes while the other one is wide open

[@Off-colorsign]

@@-themightymittens- "Bwinking" hehe...

[@kydanmccabe6959]

HOLY CRAP WHAT IS IT

[@randombomb4078]

“You know, I’ve always hated funnymen myself.” Don’t hate yourself, man.

[@Bite-SizedLife]

I’m surprised the giant waddle-dee didn’t go to heaven after falling into the void.

[@Kiaria_luv]

“ ohh all this food, maybe I’ll pass away this time, heart attack-“ - waddle doo/ 2022

[@Natsunalia]

Kirby can’t get any cuter. Sees this game. Well I have been pleasantly proven wrong

[@pixellord2370]

2:52 Hey look it's Alpharad.

[@ianjjenkins]

6:42 Me too boat. Me too. Also yes we need a rick roll speedrun

[@livie4226]

failboat beefing with funnyman was so hilarious i had to watch it a second time XD

[@bananamakes9053]

It’s funny how slowly but surely Fails getting less and less family friendly.

[@Thesuperj29lol]

Failboat: OMG there's a waddle doo! Me: EAT ATTACK

[@kirbylover2.038]

the taunts on the d-pad are actually useful because they can be used as brakes

[@HORRORDREAMZ_1]

My fav part is when u said "COME BACK HERE MARX!"

[@GuyllianVanRixtel]

Failboat : By typing IWillLoose you have signed a binding contract. Also Failboat : I don't want your pitty.

[@ChaosPancakes]

5:10 Man brought his girlfriend to the buffet. He has the Sayori.

[@TheEggyOne]

1:13 I think you have a reason to kill a man now

[@the_ourple]

from beam attack to heart attack, man things have changed

[@merramerramozzarella]

6:55 cream attack

[@antonywu6672]

0:58 Ah yes, Forgotten Land PTSD flashback

[@DaMechaTalks]

I wonder. Are they going to release an update in the future for this game? Especially multiplayer? Because I it seems weird to me to have these 4 CPU Waddle Dees taking part in the race along with the players and not even posing a challenge.

[@harrybest2041]

8:06 _"WOOOP-"_

[@tvs26]

4:58 at last I finally made it into a failboat video

[@thesandguardianofthesand]

Good job!

[@TemporalZack]

“You would not believe your eyes, if I consume 10 thousand guys” - Daniel Young, probably

[@semario2606]

4:43 You can't hide the Waddle Doo forever

[@phorchybug3286]

I feel bad for those Kirbies rolling around on a grill. Must be painful.

[@RyderMK]

0:59 Dan it said RACE not KILL! actually whether it said race or not you’d probably still attempt to kill the competitors.

[@goldiethecat210]

He can never escape the beam attack. (Wait till he gets to Return to Dreamland)

[@agamerslifetorture6274]

7:49 bruh the game can actually jebait someone like that lmao

[@MetaOSC]

He had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@nightwolf2385]

Fail: I am a big man While wearing a birthday hat

[@coolhatkid]

Wow! I can't believe how many Kirby skins they added to Fall Guys! I like how Epic also added some great minigames with them too!

[@Off-colorsign]

q

[@leedlelel2373]

Cant believe no ones talking about the fact this game released on daniels birthday

[@obscurereference4398]

The entire kirby fandom be like: 0:54

[@Cookie-qh7fl]

Waddle doo: what ever it takes to win Kirby! Even if I have to use my BEAM ATTACK 2:51 👇

[@RogueGamerM]

The bonk at the begining said this video was going to be a masterpiece

[@retro3188]

0:04

[@simonomis2557]

i rewatched the fottage from 0:10 to 0:18 so many times the voice is so satisfying

[@victorg9164]

Kirby has finally fulfilled his purpose as a gumball

[@Chrispyagain]

I love how he is a normal KZbinr at first in his videos then he goes crazy by the end

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

2:16 My legacy lives on I see

[@objectshow.lover2763]

Beam attack Drill attack Cream attack Heart attack

[@Fenyx_Birb]

I'm never expected to see this side of failboat, considering the fact that he has 20 sides.

[@x-man3794]

And finally, the waddle doo’s attack, actually worked…

[@cyanity1017]

5:24 you can see the fear in mint's eyes as they realize, they're fucked.

[@fedethegreat88]

4:59 TF2 casual servers in a nutshell

[@TentaCole]

This game looks like so much fun…! I’m happy I got to see most of the original stream live. 🙂

[@Off-colorsign]

same

[@yolandamartinez8273]

Yes a grown man with a party hat and tweeter

[@gamerletter1986]

We’ve all heard of beam attack, but now we have CAKE ATTACK.

[@strawberry8188YT]

HEART ATTACK!

[@pollitochicken6564]

We said the same thing lol

[@Novaliod]

And so, with his heart attack and super mass, Waddle Doo became a black hole...

[@anonymousfog501]

4:23 ...Those are tongs. Prongs are the spikes on forks. I'm sorry, I couldn't help it

[@regretability_]

What stereotypical men are interested in: *mature s4 and other stuff* What true men are interested in: *A TINY HUNGRY PINK BALL THAT SPREADS HAPPINESS AND FRIENDSHIP AND MURDERS GODS BECAUSE THEY EITHER HURT HIS FRIENDS OR STOLE HIS FOOD*

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

The ending is perfect 😂

[@OmniMon94]

Ahhhhhh I remember failboat from his appearances in ExplodingTNT videos And now he's a chill and cool streamer Cute and thanks for the fun content Failboat Even if well, you fail