So the beginning of Kirby..

Kirby and the Forgotten Land but ITS FINALLY HERE
MASSIVE thank you to Noteblock for helping me get this video out asap
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[@failboat]

This is the first video uploaded after getting the million. Thank you guys for getting me here :)

[@cheesy_lia]

first? (also congrats :D)

[@flax172]

love you failboat, you’re a great and hilarious content creator! hope to see more to come

[@micah-zillaasavedrayquaza3234]

Np fail!

[@callmeq6572]

I've been with your content since early switch days. I fell in love with it and I hop on all your uploads. Thanks for everything you do

[@captaintheo86]

1 million is a good milestone! here's to the 2 million milestone, which is sure to come!

[@sketchydez4106]

5:17 Failboat: "the number of lives I have taken are uncountable" Wise Waddle Dee: "a r e y o u s u r e a b o u t t h a t ?"

[@SLITproductions]

Hahahaha That’s actually really funny

[@lucyy996]

Who is wise waddle Dee?

[@SLITproductions]

Wise waddle dee is the waddle dee with a graduation cap and glasses, you can find him to the right of the star in the middle of waddle dee town

[@aidencalhoun4893]

He can AND WILL tell you the Exact and I do mean EXACT numbers of things players have done

[@loveforlpss]

@@lucyy996 waddle dee but wise

[@awkward1290]

I love how if you hit a waddle dee in the town, it plays dead until eventually getting up. If there's two waddle dees and one gets hit, when one gets up the other one looks like it giggles or something, it's great.

[@pichuperez9037]

My interpretation of the waddle-dee quests is that their hostage demands since before they're completed the icon is them in cages. "What are your demands!" "Make five tulips bloom." "What" *"DID I STUTTER"*

[@drawingbanana8158]

Why is this so good?

[@mightyvador]

EAT FIVE DONUTS But I’m ful- EAT THEM OR WADDLE-DEE IS WADDLE DEAD

[@anonymousoff-brand7538]

"Make the Mario 64 bonk noise or your brains on the wall."

[@sewaddleverse9357]

See that poster we put up? If you want your buddy back alive you're gonna tear it down got it?

[@averageboi]

Can't wait for the waddle Dees to ask for Kirby to do their taxes

[@NoteBlock]

About how many seconds, on average, do you spend coming up with these threatening titles?

[@wurraymayel1945]

Yo the noteblock is here

[@thedotgiver2820]

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[@Connor_Top_Lad]

I'd guess 12.9 milliseconds Edit:I have so many likes on this comment thx so much

[@blakksheep736]

Hi Noteblock! Great work on the editing!

[@Vlyg11]

@ТоммуIппit Shоrts 🅥 nice try bot failboat already has a facecam

[@exi_m7074]

My step-grandma actually pre-ordered the game for me for Christmas, back when there wasn’t even a release date announced! It should arrive at our house today when the mail comes in, or if not sometimes in the next few days. I’ll edit this with an update once I get the game in the mail, I’m at my mother’s work rn and we’re about to head home. I’m checking the mail as soon as we get home and then I’ll open the mail and see if I get the game.

[@FMB_Archive]

u couldent pre order it back then i dont think uh oh

[@hu45stuff24]

@ТоммуIппit Shоrts 🅥 no also what?

[@GoodEevee]

@@hu45stuff24 there self promoting.

[@Jabbahabba]

All grandmas are sweet no matter what

[@randomtheorist251]

Watch some of Failboat's Mario Maker videos and you will see that Grandmothers can be absolutely brutal around Christmas time.

[@ChristopherMoom]

Forget any of the sad backstory that was included in Robobot, or the lore dumps of Star Allies, Kirby's new pet being personally smited by HAL Laboratories themselves is the darkest part of Kirby lore Even now, I still can't believe that 3D Kirby is finally here, ready for the fans, it feels absolutely unreal

[@browhathow1397]

Truly a change in the usual formula, makes you wonder if they’ll revert

[@albertanimz]

Finally I commented before you

[@khyreepeacock6779]

I don't care anymore people like what they like but your every where

[@skoosif]

why are you actually everywhere I go

[@Connor_Top_Lad]

Undertale man

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

As someone who watches the streams first, it’s uncanny how he changes his commentary in editing… I’m just like “that wasn’t what he said???? Am I going insane????”

[@thatguynamedabc]

ikr

[@rein_reeee]

and as someone who often visits his Twitch editing stream, I can hear him saying the exact same thing twice but with different pitches like an echo in a cave, driving us insane :'D

[@MadManMicruhwayve]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJnUm4iceq-poqs

[@bloodmuzzle]

Oh failboat and his Mandela affect

[@DXL44]

7:41 very happy to see Failboat is a Wawa enjoyer

[@somerandommemelord4432]

4:02 is probably my new favourite out of context quote

[@soniahernandez8902]

2:59 why is this so well done

[@Rauf_yt]

*hide the bodies*

[@AnaKa2019]

​​@@Rauf_yt *Rob the Bank*

[@CRios25]

@@AnaKa2019 DON’T GET CAUGHT

[@cecilcoelho]

@@CRios25 CUT THE PHONE LINES (0/4)

[@CRios25]

@@cecilcoelho Nope

[@afifefofum]

3:26 when the waddle dee flopped to the ground i yelled NOOOOO

[@Wheatley2011XD]

That poor Waddle Dee just die

[@cosmicspacething3474]

6:23 Congrats! You somehow made me feel physical pain!

[@addyhasnothingtodo8711]

I love how fast the chat was when Fail was threatening them

[@TeamLarry]

congratulations failboat on 1 million subscribers love your content

[@cooolgamer-vanced]

Verified user, should reply

[@thedotgiver2820]

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[@bigchunguskeanureeveswhole1143]

botted moment

[@Ninblasto]

@ТоммуIппit Shоrts 🅥 He's shown his face for a long time now. Editor's Note: IS FAILBOAT A DOVE?

[@Ozdical]

@@Ninblasto the edit unironically made me burst out laughing

[@GummyPikminProductions]

I have a Nuzlocke Idea for Kirby - If you die with a copy ability, u can’t use it anymore - Unable to upgrade abilities - Cannot lose mouthful modes, and can’t use them unless they are mandatory - Can’t use food from the diner thing - Cannot use or lose Sleep or Crash - You have to reset copy abilities every level and can only get the first one in every new level - Waddle Dees are completely optional, but still needed - Wild mode must be on - If you run out of powers, game over.

[@gamersread2405]

Does copy less Kirby count as a power or ability

[@GummyPikminProductions]

@@gamersread2405 no

[@gamersread2405]

@@GummyPikminProductions why not

[@GummyPikminProductions]

Cuz it ain’t a copy ability. Plus if you lost the copy less Kirby the run would technically be over

[@gamersread2405]

@@GummyPikminProductions you could make an exception for until the first ability

[@bgamer5124]

3:18 I completely agree with this statement

[@PhantomLacewing]

6:44 That is the Waddle Dees. I know that because if you save a hidden Waddle Dee that you already have it is replaced with coins, and the sound isn't there any more but the bird is.

[@slwrabbits]

I love that this detail exists

[@sooyoungjo4258]

I love that Kirby and Waddle Dee are having a conversation through Fail's thumbnails. Kirby: "Get in" Waddle Dee: "Stop" Hopefully the next Kirby video will expand on Kirby's retaliation to the Waddle Dee defying his will.

[@luiluiruirui]

like " ok"

[@catey_kizz]

The waddle Dee transforms into a goo that causes Kirby to be nervous

[@skullmastergamer]

12:09 I love how you zoomed in the “Destroy Tropic Woods’ Roots” achievement text to make it say “Destroy Tropic Woods”

[@cecilcoelho]

And so... Kirby burned his big nemesis And everyone, lived off in peace

[@brownhood712]

0:11 "You and me, out on an adventure! Kirby games: *NO*

[@Gios_random_series.508]

Bro, failboat has trust issues... Dumba$$

[@Spearofinamorata]

The game really just said sorry but this isn't star allies

[@blakksheep736]

I love how the game insists on never actually calling it a gun.

[@MitoNova583]

funny you say that Noble Ranger's figure explicitly calls them guns

[@MadManMicruhwayve]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJnUm4iceq-poqs

[@alcole-holic8779]

@@MitoNova583 *pop* guns

[@ED-gw9rg]

Yeah, because guns are LESS deadly than those damn things...

[@blakksheep736]

@@ED-gw9rg hey, no one said they were safer, just that they aren't _guns._

[@druddigon5090]

7:34 “you can almost hear them calling for a banger sandwich and smoothie” okay but he do be spitting more facts than the entire Encyclopedia Brittanica

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"Now what have you done, you've put yourself in a hole" Not so fun fact, this is how the Incans kept their children out of trouble. They dug 5 to 8 meters deep holes with steep edges in their gardens and put them in there. So then the Incan parents would focus on farming and not have to worry about their children doing anything. And they were safe and close by (well, until it started raining...which is why Failboat doing that with the spray bottle is a little dark)

[@nightlight_3262]

seriousness aside that's even better lmao

[@christinafrazier1364]

So they literally grounded them

[@dfquartzidn6151]

And this is why we have fences

[@MadManMicruhwayve]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJnUm4iceq-poqs

[@themoonlitfurbling7104]

Time stamp?

[@buprerevengeance]

Checkpoint will forever live on in our hearts

[@jonrcena2676]

@im good stop

[@KIKI_1502]

4:21 ' Ah yes. What a nice day! ' And then falling to your death by a giant rock

[@Vicvillon]

It’s the little things like the burning house at 7:15 that make all the difference in the world 😂

[@northmoth]

2:24 Genuinely my favourite part of the whole video

[@boke3289]

6:16 “i’m taking all your bananas too” *danana flashback intensifies*

[@CPURianaElmori8879]

6:04 Kirby mass attack in a nutshell

[@FleaSipho]

Kirby: commits a war crime Also Kirby right after: 0:55

[@GameBoiAdvance-N64]

5:26 Oh! It's a wild Frosty

[@shadmew1]

Only on the second watch of this, did I see the funny cockroach at 4:54... (Also, Congrats on 1 Million, Boat!)

[@noahbecker8690]

Yeah I saw that too. He do be groovin

[@Illager22]

I found it due to this comment

[@memeAlexcheramie]

9:04 Cue Kirby Super Star ending cutscene

[@dogedecker]

8:36 Kirby the last air bender.

[@FakeProtag_______ARFTSAL]

PFT

[@SpencerFrazier2009]

more like chair bender

[@rayyannoor129]

2:52 I had the same reaction when I found that out 🤣🤣🤣

[@Xiterok]

6:56 Waddle Dee's Weapon shop sells Hats... They're selling Speedwagon's Hat! It's all a JOJO REFERENCE!

[@sinteleon]

If anything, Crash's upgrade is a better reference. :P

[@CoraCreates]

@@sinteleonyeah, good point.

[@ClumsyReaper]

I love the attempt at surprise from things he saw in the demo complemented by actual surprise for things he hadn’t seen.

[@TheFilmReel1930]

Always remember something from the livestream: "The tornado may grow, but so does KIRBY'S BODYCOUNT."

[@milkman4407]

….. Just f$&kin run

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

“but some funny stuff happens” oh wow, you’re bringing back the classic title format, love it

[@emmisaryofgilameir1946]

6:03 waddle dee mass attack confirmed

[@beethebee8]

Very proud of myself for beginning the joke of "wawas obtained". Very cool and awesome!

[@Ninjabro-ju7fq]

👌Thank you. 😌

[@KoopalingMayhem]

Wawa!

[@MadManMicruhwayve]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJnUm4iceq-poqs

[@catey_kizz]

“Wawa! Wawa! Kirby, you need to get the Wawa meal deal!” “But isn’t freedom more importa-“ “WAWA”

[@jjarmon7717]

5:36 SAVE THE WADDLE DOGGLE

[@raidarthegunwizard4520]

9:41 maybe you can't draw pentagram. But how about, you know, *that little astronaut who has no arms*

[@angelis1123]

You know the song used in the background?

[@adancingletterf]

AMONG US!

[@3c1ipse-g8x]

Thank you for making my day, some lady was screaming at me because she almost ran me over while I was on what I was suppose to call "peaceful" bike ride, but still thank you

[@AxxLAfriku]

OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear ta

[@totallynotaferret]

@@AxxLAfriku bot

[@TheIgnitionCollective]

Wait wait SHE almost hit you so SHE screamed at you...? Bruh Here's a hug, or a cookie and croissant if u dont like hugs 👉🥐🍪👈

[@sometf2player752]

4:30 you also missed the secret HAL room there as well

[@sauringlunala3716]

Wait there is a hal room there?

[@kirbyfan087]

@@sauringlunala3716 Ranger. Area with the gold cage. Top right tree. Target in the distance. Shoot it and stairs appear. Follow the stairs.

[@Rvchnoob51]

You missed the part where he cared

[@ivanthegreativan_rodriguez4958]

L + Ratio

[@sometf2player752]

@@ivanthegreativan_rodriguez4958major L for being a entire year late

[@dagny524]

"Bodies aren't that hard!" Rigor mortis: Am I a joke to you?

[@SemiHypercube]

I love how good his editing is, especially considering he recorded this yesterday

[@JNSStudios2]

He has a dedicated editor named Noteblock

[@TeenyTinyGolem985]

Noteblock needs more credit, my man creates slapping music and edits videos of the stream while Failboat is still streaming.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Maybe we should ask Failboat to credit Noteblock in the description unless he doesn’t want to

[@JNSStudios2]

@@dfquartzidn6151 he credits him there already

[@dfquartzidn6151]

@@JNSStudios2 Oh okay

[@stefanspelt3578]

8:12 I laughed and laughed and laughed, oh boy is his content good!

[@Violetthediamond]

2:46 Kirby eating dogs

[@jackhumphries1087]

“Oh my god, it’s a waddle-dog” Best thing to come out of dan’s mouth

[@markhendry438]

I died of laughter when at 12:05 it said destroy tropic woods instead of destroy tropic wood’s roots

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Failboat: The greatest warrior within the lands, STAIR- Gravity: And I took that personally Honestly, it was a missed opportunity in ATLA to not make the Fire Lord's headpiece be on fire like Kirby's

[@cyanity1017]

7:06 *Kirby commits arson*

[@emilyridgely9007]

7:16 Everyone, Kirby's first addiction: Gachapon Collecting

[@CreeperJaxon]

8:19 you wake up

[@eightee7635]

You could've just told me "this is a kirby game with a dodge roll" and I'd be sold. BUT THEN THERE'S LIKE, THE REST OF THE GAME TOO 😍(THE DOGS ARE SITTING LIKE THEY'RE ON A DATE, HOW DO THEYY KEEP GETTING CUTER 😭)

[@torenchao]

I played a kirby game for the first time when this game came out!! I love it to bits, it literally brings me up when I feel really down and I'm so happy this game exists ^^

[@zakattack1153]

Congrats on the new sub milostone dude, even though I discovered you very late in your channels lifespan, i still love your videos Keep-up the great work!

[@bonkers5451]

8:26 I am indeed feral.

[@OkuboK]

Same

[@rjmooose2795]

That “cut the phone lines” extra quest looked disturbingly genuine

[@burningdiamond2356]

3:56 needle is my favorite too :)

[@chiachimariachi4682]

On most livestreams, the viewers hold the streamer hostage *But on Failboat’s stream, the viewers are the hostages*

[@craigdrendel7462]

Fun fact: in the 3rd level, there's a hal room. The 2 faint targets, if shot, lead a staircase to the hal room.

[@treastreadway6942]

8:17 That voice change got me to repeat it forever especially when he said nut

[@AnthonyDinh]

9:30 Chat: *tells Failboat about the circle trick* Failboat: *does it and is impressed* Also Failboat: *PROCEEDS TO DRAW A PENTAGRAM*

[@maplario4366]

0:12 may we hold a moment of silence for our friend “checkpoint.” Rest in piece Checkpoint. You will be remembered… Oh wait I just talked-

[@bambisplitathonreal]

Checkpoint: *(soldier death scream)*

[@fitermil]

"Kirby is my favorite shooter" can be taken in multiple ways

[@blu_223]

"Kirby is my favorite shooter." -Failboat, 2022

[@baulbsor]

3:00 i like how for "cut the phone lines" it says 0/4 like it is an actual quest in a kirby level

[@thearrowfish2778]

10:16- it’s was actually meant to be an early look into scarlet water type evolution

[@jdog5563]

I like how Hal let us not hurt waddle Dee's but still mad the easy Enemy cute so that we still have to hurt something cute

[@Localinternerstranger]

Fail: "This almost looks like a pokemon!" Me and my brother: "yes. Yes it looks like the 3rd stage of that freaking duck pokemon that gets 0 attention." 10:17

[@idk_what_im_doing04]

Female Quaxly evo leaked

[@xenonichaos]

Forced myself to avoid this video until I finished the game. I dont regret it, but I am very happy to be able to watch this now.

[@Aidswayz]

What a better way to have Failboat’s first video after getting one million subscribers than adding 15 to the “god’s killed counter” and Kirby’s never ending bloodlust for a higher body count

[@Bendy_devil_darling]

6:17 whoa banana but where that meme come from

[@evezvezda9]

5:47 all they wanna do is go on dates

[@novabearbear]

8:19 You wake up. You get consumed. They don't wake up.

[@kosmokittens]

5:14 Me and my mom whenever we go to McDonald's on the weekend

[@joshweaver4031]

I love how fails upgrade where he pans out to the star and the building is just on fire

[@loryoshidragon870]

2:34 Kirby: 😐

[@arealfakeidentity3355]

When battling fleurina failboat said "This design is sick it looks like a pokemon" 10:16 ill come find this comment again when Quaxly's final evolution gets revealed

[@GVKYU]

4:06 "AND THEN YOU GIVE ME A *GUN!?"*

[@lucaboyle8338]

9:17 By the court of Dania you are found guilty of talking about the drill in the first degree

[@luckywii8731]

The editing is getting too good lol, these videos makes the real deal better, even though its already a masterpiece. _also, I love how going through Gorimondo's legs is an actual achievement._ 😳 *_Gotta take one for the team kirby._*

[@dfquartzidn6151]

6:49 And the closeup makes it so much better, lmao. It’s so questionable out of context.

[@MadManMicruhwayve]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJnUm4iceq-poqs

[@kirbyfan2088]

6:20 this moment for some reason made me wonder what if there was a universe Where Haramba ( probably miss spelled his name I’m sorry ) was actually a bad gorilla I don’t think either universe I would rather want to be real if that universe exists

[@shiningstar737]

10:14 just me that think it’s weird that the Swan boss makes the sound of a red tailed hawk?

[@Mattcai2004]

I think so too

[@peteralfano9217]

Stair Kirby falling has the exact same energy as Gooey's grab in that Kirby Fighters game

[@helloiispain5685]

Thank you failboat for everything. You got me into kirby and I don't regret it.

[@GVKYU]

0:40 This was just HILARIOUS!🤣🤣🤣

[@Bravice]

CONGRATS ON A MILLION, MAN!

[@MT-by1dp]

0:13 Failboat: Out on an adventure! Waddle Dog: **SELF DESTRUCT MODE ACTIVATED**

[@kirby_poyo]

You make my games so much better with your amazing commentary

[@gloom-ish]

O MAH GA ITS CARBY

[@pokemasta6019]

I have a few questions for you Kirby. First two are how do you feel about these new mouthful modes, and what were you thinking when you first inhaled that car?

[@beardizz]

Wow its kirby! Hiii!

[@kirby_poyo]

@@pokemasta6019 I love the mouthful modes and they are very unique, and secondly I felt like I ate a McDonald's burger when I ate the car but it's easy for me to drive -with my tounge-

[@gloom-ish]

@@beardizz nezuko hiii!

[@kirbyfan2265]

6:22 wow. He had to bring up a canny joke for his Kirby stream. Based of a horrible death… R.I.P. Harambe *AKA* Monke 😔

[@NotRandomGamer]

3:39 Crystal shards: ☹

[@bullet4459]

That was more 2.5d but go off

[@megameme29]

I've never realized the dogs had such a similar color scheme to waddle dees. Now I can't stop but call them waddle dogs! XD

[@Agent_Deko_]

3:18 I didn’t know Failboat was so into American politics

[@chaihill1837]

The Harambe reference shook me up so hard, I wasn’t sure if I was actually watching Failboat.

[@ghpotatomoon4978]

0:39 bad

[@randomtheorist251]

Never thought I would hear Failboat telling Kirby to dismount. Based on previous videos, I shouldn't be surprised.