My viewers gave me awful speedrun ideas

You guys are just the worst
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[@designerwookiee]

Yo actually, playing a very familiar game in a secondary language that you have a bit of education in seems like a great way to learn and practice that language.

[@elizathegamer413]

yeah ive sometimes played games in other languages just to practice them, like minecraft for example where its doable without

[@rachelmayes3064]

animal crossing is a really good game for this by the way, because it features so many household objects in a simple manner

[@nachobaeza]

It is! I've played pokemon platinum in french and italian and it helped me get vocabulary

[@thomaswang2223]

What about Ktane?

[@GailLoU]

Why did cjya swear 😮

[@jakereich2080]

"Topper is helping Cap Kingdom but it is required so whatever" *Ends run at required Bowser fight which is arguably less helpful than the Topper fight*

[@JosepiThe13th]

I’m convinced he only ended cuz he didn’t wanna deal with Metro CRC 😂

[@spicyavocados2410]

@@JosepiThe13th 😂

[@Mega-rw8mt]

No, defeating topper in cap kingdom is alot more helpful, he was atleast terrorizing a place, bowser was just kinda passing by some clouds

[@mathcookie8224]

Rude% had so much potential that wasn't tapped into because CJ ended it early. Lost has a bunch of opportunities to be mean to Cappy, while Metro is full of people to terrorize. I'd say that if you really want to use the "beating Bowser is too helpful" logic, then end the run after Luncheon because at that point the only kingdoms left are focused on defeating bad guys; there's plenty of rudeness potential from Lost through Luncheon that should be exploited.

[@JosepiThe13th]

As the official creator of the category, I approve of this message.

[@gengarzilla1685]

I think you should skip Klepto during Lost Kingdom because you're doing the world an invaluable service by punishing that evil creature.

[@JosepiThe13th]

@@gengarzilla1685 What you actually want to do is let Cappy get captured by Klepto right away, and then ignore him while you collect all the required moons to leave the kingdom. Only then do you go and “save” him.

[@eauna0029]

I'd argue that since the original run said "moons from helping others" cloud's boss fight shouldn't even really count

[@elainestapleton9005]

Crap yeah

[@radiumuppet]

I think defeating Harriet in sand Kingdom would be more accurate for rude%, as that way you are leaving sand in a permanent state of night

[@JosepiThe13th]

🤔

[@LiamOSullivan]

then you could skip mechawiggler so you leave metro raining and night with monsters everywhere

[@acreativeprogrammer]

At 3:40, the moon.s name in Chinese is called "Even cactus wants to walk". Therefore, you technically helped this cactus walks and failed the challenge.

[@spicyavocados2410]

😮

[@DannyMeasho999]

tw?

[@TotalDramaHarold]

@@DannyMeasho999 trigger warning is crazy 💀

[@DannyMeasho999]

@@TotalDramaHarold taiwan

[@elizathegamer413]

but he put it back so he ruined it for the cactus

[@RadGamerTheLegend]

To me, it is funny how even though CJ says these speedrun ideas are dumb, he puts in the effort to get them done. I respect that 😀

[@coolkirby8122]

Banana

[@kirbylover37]

I don't even think they were bad honestly

[@quockhangle8839]

​@@kirbylover37 yea

[@elididde3377]

Thats the whole point of these videos. Can you imagine if he asked his viewers for ideas and then called them all terrible and didn't do any

[@thund3r94]

That’s the whole point of the video……

[@citrosmic]

The editor really missed an opportunity at 5:14. Should've just been called Duolingo%.

[@gengarzilla1685]

That doesn't work, because Talkatoo doesn't kill your family if you get it wrong.

[@Roach18]

​@@gengarzilla1685 *or does he?*

[@Door227]

@@Roach18 I mean we’ve never seen Mario’s family outside of Luigi in the games

[@justanothergamer64]

We need a mod that makes Mario Odyssey a horror game, including a system where bonking (or taking damage) has a chance to jumpscare you.

[@marcusalexander3612]

This would be hilarious

[@justanothergamer64]

@@marcusalexander3612 hilarious for us, terrifying for CJ

[@eldersedai870]

This idea is the best!

[@RoseQuartz692]

That's a great idea actually

[@Hunt3r45.]

And the entire worlds are dark but he can see small distances the moons are all red and there eyes are bleeding Mario’s eyes are bleeding I think that would be perfect

[@berrymay_]

watching the spanish% while being hispanic myself was hilarous edit: guatafak de donde salieron tantos likes JAJSJ edit 2: efectivamente, Ñ

[@JJSSBU]

De donde?

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

ñ momento

[@parkerparkenator4663]

@@EnheTook50Benadryl ñ

[@gekokkdvakk1575]

@@EnheTook50Benadryl ñ

[@ElRam]

Ñ

[@DetectiveBlaura]

for the Sphinx moon you should have talked to him, purposely answer his questions wrong and then steal the moon from him ^^

[@gloriaflury905]

Do all of the answers, but the right one

[@orealfrajola]

" we beat cascade, without helping anyone" cascade: wait people live here?

[@Tyranitar.]

animal

[@clone3]

I love how nice CJ is to his chat and viewers

[@Pittstop-uq2qo]

IDEA: Reset% set a timer of anywhere from 5-10 min. Every time the timer goes off, no matter where you are, you have to warp to the odyssey. ( also, no story moons unless required to go on).👍

[@ritzgamez]

That's almost like the teleportation mod he played.

[@Diegaki_goes_fiuuu]

As a Spanish, Cj reading “Tuberías insólitas” made me laugh extremely hard

[@KnuteLund]

video idea: cjya plays as mario, and any friend u have in 2 player mode plays as cappy, and tries to stop u from progressing through the game

[@OriginalGameteer]

Cappy doesn't approve of Mario's actions after seeing then firsthand, and constantly tries to undermine this "hero"

[@mastermewtwo5503]

I mean, run's probably over... Halfway through Cap kingdom, when you have to hit the lever with Cappy to activate the bridge? If there's a player controlling Cappy with the objective of not progressing... that thing's not getting pressed and you're not even 5 minutes into the game. Not to mention all the other required moments Cappy's used for either captures or various tricks that would skip captures or just for platforming.

[@thomasisernhagen8263]

@@mastermewtwo5503 I actually did this (through sand) with one of my friends, and we had a rule that every 10 seconds, cappy had to come back to mario. It worked out pretty well.

[@Hiswf_]

Here is an idea for a speedrun: GTalkado% it's talkado% but the dialog was Google translated like 1000 times

[@ABM_GD]

Idk if you’ve done this before but I’ve heard of this mechanic: rock paper scissors%. Whenever Mario collects a moon, he does one of three hand poses: a fist, an open palm, or a peace sign. These could act as rock, paper, and scissors. Whenever you collect a moon, you have to play rock paper scissors against Mario. If you win or tie, nothing happens. If you lose, you have to get one more moon before you leave the kingdom. This also stacks, so if you lose 5 times in one kingdom, then you have to get 5 extra moons before you leave the kingdom. (Also, story moons do not have this animation, so do not play on those moons)

[@mastermewtwo5503]

I remember there was someone who did this, Fir [editing his name after looking it up]... He ended up taking forever to win though (instead of requiring extra moons per loss, I think it was a 'first to 5 wins' and losing 5 times required the run to restart, where Fir had to restart like 8 times). Would always be funny watching someone else do it with this ruleset.

[@PhantomFox77]

Bowyer%: "Fix it, I will, nya! Shoot an arrow, I shall. When a target it hits, that Button... LOCKED!" - each time you get a moon, randomly spin a button that you cannot use until you get another moon, changing the locked button to something else.

[@JosepiThe13th]

Why are you talking like Yoda?

[@PhantomFox77]

@JosepiThe13th It's a direct quote from Super Mario RPG when you fight Bowyer and get Geno.

[@PickledThyme1]

I love your content Cjya! Hope you're getting plenty of rest; this must be exhausting!

[@coolkirby8122]

Banana

[@G4rxi]

Banana

[@PickledThyme1]

Banana

[@callie_calamari]

Banana

[@jonashorton1276]

“Let’s comenzar”guy named Zar 😳

[@stefanoballardo7394]

I know spanish and I Love's seeing Cjya playing it and randomly guessing, not because of his knowledge, but because of the similar words._.

[@localcompetitor7108]

i'm litteraly venezuelan, imma start writing in spanish now: a mi me parecio muy fino el video. y a ti?

[@angelcaru]

Igual

[@cartocar1]

As spanish, this was so funny to watch 😂

[@localcompetitor7108]

yo soy literalmente venezolano. ya like my spanish?

[@angelcaru]

Igual

[@cartocar1]

@@localcompetitor7108 ya ves ñññññññññ

[@G4rxi]

You know It's gonna be a great video when tacobell% and asshole% is in the thumbnial

[@megandavis3372]

Controller% : every time you finish a story section of a kingdom you change how you play the game. (Example: finish cap kingdom on hand held, switch to on big screen.) "This includes all necessary story moons. And kingdom changes/progression."

[@Fidooop]

I got a rather simple idea that could be fun. A completely normal speedrun but every bonk (hoping those aren't so common that it becomes annoying) you have to play the first level of a randomly selected game. (you would curate the list of games that can be picked yourself) I feel like if there's games you've been wanting to try out or know the community has highly requested this challenge can help with that. :D

[@Beanz09]

Uploading videos while doing the subathon is crazy, appreciate the work man!

[@BlueDavrial]

Daw, cats. What a good cameo. Both so well behaved while being held

[@aldincalderon8845]

Rude% is how I play most RPGs. Side quests for the win baby!

[@madisonm1310]

Rude% is very similar to my idea of chaos% where you also collect as few story moons as possible, leaving each kingdom in chaos. My last playthrough was that, except I'm not a speedrunner so I didn't use advanced strategies.

[@celesstte4534]

thank you cj, i was just bawling my eyes out and when i saw the thumbnail i started laughing so hard i genuinely kicked my feet into the air💀

[@I_Drink_Pepsi_Wrong]

I love how these videos are edited. I just can’t get over it!

[@sonc07]

4:00 the residents of lake kingdom have had a goomba problem for a while, how nice of you to help!

[@sam-r-igaming5320]

Break it% Get to metro as fast as possible to break the toy car

[@ShratTheMighty]

disappointed that he didn't plunge tostarena into a zombie apocalypse of eternal night in asshole%

[@cherrysandcats]

7:31 *me crying because i do my duolingo and bajo means short* 😭

[@LunitaCak3]

It means under something too

[@angelcaru]

Me crying because I am a native speaker

[@LunitaCak3]

@@angelcaru x2

[@kendrickvickers2610]

Rude% 0:10 SpanishTalkatoo% 5:15 Death% 11:34

[@ZenoEditz.]

Bro I just wanted to say that recently, your videos have been inspiring me so much, your takes are all fax and your edits are 🗣🔥🔥💯, genuinely you inspire me to improve as an editor. I wish you hit 1k subs soon along with our fellow underrated editors and Nintendo fans 🤝

[@CillmaCuvas]

Projectile%: Get every moon where you have to shoot/shoot at something (pan, fireball, etc.) that doesn't have a glitch to bypass the need to shoot.

[@balazsbenedek649]

ඩ%: its like a 100% run but you get the “our first power moon” last

[@Diucaman]

I though spanish% means go to sand kingdom and get all coins 💀

[@antiquaemblem]

Romance%: Collect every moon from the lady goombas, giving them all a lil kiss

[@jasminekazooie]

editing on this is phenomenal

[@andrewszanto9347]

thank you for taking that moon at 3:40 it was stunting my poor cactuses growth

[@kaitlando636]

Lol

[@frostykoopa4450]

I craacked up so many times watching twitch chat spam "CASA IS BOX INSIDE THE BOX" "INSIIIDE THE BOOOX"

[@stabelgapler6959]

I dont know how the Blue Toad is called, who sells you hints, but do a Toad% with him- You have to buy hints and then get the moons he tells you

[@davidthecommenter]

they're just called "Hint Toad" i believe

[@celesteelka]

Ay! I'm the "Sphinx, more like Stinx" guy, I'm honored to be included

[@MarioThePlumber_1997]

Idea: DARKER SIDE% Every 3 Moon you grab,you go to darker side and complete it

[@char1194]

Idea: Puppeteer% Beat the game while only collecting moons while Mario has captured something else(whenever possible) Or in other words, beat the game with the minimum number of moons collected as Mario

[@ziltrox7408]

So basically minimum Mario category

[@JosepiThe13th]

That’s already a thing… CJ even has a video about it…….

[@dermegger7733]

Me wondering if you can even complete Cascade without the Triple Moon from Madame Brood - cj: "So, I'm gonna do a quick CRC." Ok so no

[@lauriemacnayr2665]

Idea:Glitch% do every glitch possible in every kingdom

[@hauntedsocks7346]

Assault via axe%, Beat the game with enough moons to purchase the Zombie Headwear, Purchase the headwear, go to metro kingdom, and throw Cappy (an axe) at 10 civilians.

[@oCloudy]

11:00 CJ YOUR CATS ARE SO CUUUUTE

[@thepartyrockpolice1975]

Extrovert% You must talk to every NPC

[@darkar2043]

As a spanish speaker it was really fun to see you struggle guessing what the moons were, I hope you do a full Spanish% in the future.

[@Yewtewba]

Starting off with a fantastic speedruin, nice

[@tgamerguy1235]

7:50 "BILL BALA!" 😂

[@Poop_Soul_Official]

Minecraft%: after each kingdom, build something related to that kingdom in minecraft

[@EpicAvoGaming]

Fir did this, and there was a first to 5 rock paper scissors thing against Mario in the moon collection animations, and he had to reset like 6 times lol

[@astralten]

Theoretically, he doesn't help anyone be chasing bowser out of cloud kingdom (and also ruined kingdom lol) because there are no inhabitants. Even more so, bowser does not terrorize any kingdoms of the second half of the game if he is never chased away from cloud, so it would be Mario's duty to chase him out of cloud. Actually, if looking from that perspective, one would have to play up until the church in moon kingdom, as fighting the Broodals is also not illegal in Bowsers because there, they don't actually harm anyone other than Mario.

[@deathgame8786]

Economy%, Get as many moons from stores as possible. Costume moons are included.

[@Alfkid]

If you're wondering, he would be 109th in Death Animations as of this being commented

[@-SeaSnake-]

4:02 You're actually getting rid of the invaders of the Lake Kingdom, you're helping

[@itsblamed]

One that could work is wheel% and the gimmick is that you spin a wheel with an assortment of numbers and you spin it and whatever number it lands on could be the number of jumps or captures you could use for that kingdom.

[@_peki_]

speedrun idea: random name% before starting the run, take a random book that you have on your shelf, open a random page, and whatever the first word on that page is, you have to use that word insted of the word "Mario", and if you say "Mario" even once you have to start the run over

[@Dento64GD]

Multimario%: Every 2 minutes, you have to switch to another mario game. The speedrun only ends after beating every game.

[@THECHOSENONE199]

Pixel%, you have to find all of the 2D people in a 100% file

[@jappie6903]

Npc% talk to every npc in every world as quick as possible

[@bluecubeidk]

Moon cliping any %:get all moons that you can clip to obtain in every kingdom then get moons that can not be clipped to obtain so you can go to the next kingdom

[@snicktrixjk69]

I LOVED the spanish thingy, im from mexico and im actually surprised he did that run like fr

[@pigeongod3450]

How about my idea of Bird%, where you can have every kingdom unlocked and to have to speedrun getting a bird to sit on your nose in each kingdom?

[@klisor]

Checkpoint% in each kingdom you have to collect every checkpoint you can. Also you have to come back to the kingdoms if there are any you missed

[@-SeaSnake-]

6:37 The sphynx is called like that in Spanish cuz is a joke with "qué intriga" ("what an intrigue")

[@TiwidTV]

10:20 caught me so off-guard im cackling

[@riverofthewild]

great video as always cj!

[@notveryultraguy]

6:42 I know that one aswell despite knowing like 14 words in spanish I'm assuming it means the invisible labyrinth

[@gamerkidc.j.7975]

The fact that my nickname AND his nickname is CJ is hilarious

[@thomasyazdani6023]

Floor is lava percent, any percent but timer only goes up when you are touching the ground, example sand in sand kingdom

[@Dragon_David]

Here is an idea: food%. The idea is to get to luncheon kingdom and ground pound any giant vegetable there.

[@tomasstargamer6308]

Delicious%, you have to touch every single edible thing in the game.

[@_WiZ420]

I think of defeating Topper in Cap Kingdom as the asshole's means to the end. You help that one part so you don't have to help as much later on

[@fireyfan25]

Optional%. Collect all non-story moons

[@JosepiThe13th]

Omg I’m on TV!!! I mean a CJYa video! Same thing, right? Thanks for doing my dumb idea 😂

[@LiqwidVA]

WOOOOOOOO

[@tedtiger7774]

Idea: for every enemy you kill (including bosses) a random moon becomes inaccessible. (Excluding story moons)

[@eloisemiller04]

what a great video! if only he was streaming... wait what? he's live right now? I better go watch!

[@chrisfluffydog5571]

When i first played this game i had to beat sand kingdom without beating the rock guy because i was struggling so hard on his fight now i can beat him.

[@jellyman1864]

I have a cool suggestion, map at metro%, it’s any% but you can’t use the map until metro kingdom

[@poakblammo853]

OMG I DD NOT EXPECT MINE TK ACTUALLY MAKE IT THANK YOU CJAY :DDDD

[@JosepiThe13th]

We’re in the dumb ideas clubs together :D

[@gunbunny3241]

13:03 welcome to hydraulic press channel🤣🤣🤣

[@jacolbyparham0722]

Bowser% Play through the game as Bowser like Fir did with a Goomba (If there’s a part you can’t do with Bowser, uncapture him and capture him again

[@jacolbyparham0722]

Also, 11:53 1. Poison 2. Gushon 3. Freeze 4. Fire 5. 2D 6. Quicksand 7. Squished 8. Pit 9. Drowned 10. Cheep Cheep

[@angelcaru]

You can't uncapture Bowser

[@jacolbyparham0722]

@@angelcaru Thanks

[@jacolbyparham0722]

(So just die as Bowser then do it then spawn another Bowser and capture it)

[@onyxisgone]

Rock% you have to touch every holdable rock or boulder as fast as possible

[@masteroftheinternetverse1296]

Jump% - Start in Mushroom kingdom on a jumpless file. As fast as possible, get the toadette moon for jumping (i believe) 10000 times.

[@PoyoDreamer]

1:15 That was a clean transition!

[@Guillermo100]

what about 4:40

[@tobi_play3802]

That last speedrun I was hoping he would do something like that and he did

[@timonobel615]

You should have clipped more it would annoy newton who invented the laws of physics

[@zioptis40]

Wouldn't killing those mini goombas be a good thing? You're technically helping the innocent by getting rid of the villain's men

[@isaiahhicks158]

Friendly% Get all moons that require you to help someone

[@Venolly]

Cj just has amazing videos

[@pepepepitoperez3967]

5:29 FINALLY I can understand what do the speedrun text say

[@Jommo213]

Do a reset run%. One you finish Cap and Sand Kingdom without skipping cutscenes, you reset your game, but not the timer. One you do this 10 times, you can end the run.

[@user-jb5bu1vp8b]

Concussion% bonk mario on EVERY SINGLE BUILDING IN THE GAME.