If Monday Night Football Was Scripted: Week 13

[@Lordjunon]

Wildflower definitely needs to be the script writer for the rest of the season

[@johns9652]

I'm a little confused, maybe I missed an episode of Unscripted, but why does Wildflower seem to hold so much power? The Dons argue with him, and he just raises an eyebrow, and they "take a walk". Even the Strouds who went so far as to kidnap the Scriptwriter and replace him, gets a scowl from Wildflower, and cave. I know Wildflower called the Strouds Astronaut Boy or something a few episodes back, showing he knew more than should be known, but it seems like everybody backs down from him. I'm missing something.

[@CJMcG]

​@@johns9652same reason you don't fuck with the quiet kid at school lol

[@ChrisJZedStormzone-fz8od]

​@@johns9652do u wanna mess with someone like him IRL?

[@FlyEaglesFly101]

@@Lordjunon If he keeps giving us wins then I’m okay with it. Didn’t expect wildflower to give us a win over the Ravens this week😂

[@RobertReital]

@@johns9652 Something to do with a lawnmower. I dont completely remember the bit. I think it was when Jayden got hurt back in week 6.

[@FlyEaglesFly101]

Jamies Winston throwing for 500 yards and 2 pick 6’s is the most Jamies Winston thing ever.

[@Spotl1ght26]

Such an up and down game. Glad Judy had a great game though

[@JordanHarris]

@@Spotl1ght26 Nah Jeudy is a poor sport

[@ZekkSkywalk]

I agree with some sentiment I saw on here and twitter that they should clone him and make him the starting QB for every team because the league is way funnier with his type of chaos.

[@m_chupon5131]

You just got Jameis Winston'd!

[@jagged_phoenix]

How can a comment be so hilarious and accurate simultaneously?

[@chrisuncleahmad789]

“Why is he here?” “I’d like to see what actual defenses looks like”

[@Foley02]

Man, was he as fucking disappointed as Browns fans were.

[@walkerdevin08]

😂😂😂

[@jackashmore]

As a bengals fan who didn’t get that far into the video before reading this comment, I’m knew it was about us and we do live in the basement now, see you all at draft time.

[@AlexWilliams-lb5zp]

im also a bengals fan and I forgot what a defender means, tbh I thought it was someone in soccer

[@Carbon13.]

May I ask what defense means?

[@philsandy4809]

As a browns fan, hearing the “You just got Jameis Winstoned” in a weirdly okay way is oddly a perfect description of how I feel right now. With the season over, having Jameis make the team exciting to watch while still losing for the draft picks is perfectly fine for me.

[@Foley02]

Uhhh.. I'm incredibly concerned about how our defense can't win a game where our QB throws for 500 yards and 4 TD's. That could be a real fucking problem next year.

[@philsandy4809]

@@Foley02 Jameis threw 2 pick 6s. The defense was only on the field for 27 of the Broncos points. And at the end of the game half the star players on defense had been in the bench because of injuries.

[@kevinmeyer1583]

@@Foley02 6 TD's. He threw for 6 TD's

[@bluescreen3914]

I've been a hometown Browns fan my whole life. And honestly, I enjoy watching football more when the browns are having a lousy season. Last season, I felt stressed during every game, this year there is no pressure, just Football.

[@Foley02]

@@philsandy4809 Only on the field for 27 points? If we scored 27 points every game this season, we are 7-5. That's not a small amount of points, my man. And would have guaranteed a loss with any QB we have other than Winston.

[@Ecrocken]

The Commanders is Tom's inner soul, I swear.

[@JustinThisWorld777]

*Aaron Rodgers sponsored DMT sports drink

[@AllenHerns]

The Browns understood the assignment. If they're gonna suck this season, then do it in style.

[@Foley02]

This truly does encapsulate my feelings about the season. Well done.

[@spidamitchell8311]

They should do this next season and tank with Winston

[@jakeusaf9401]

😂

[@jmoney0303]

I'd really appreciate that attitude this coming Sunday.

[@imTired575]

Bengals ~ "I've called homeland security on our defense." 💀

[@thelongestyoutubechannelev6433]

Bruhhh!!

[@Kman4427]

I love this camera angle of everyone sitting down and talking it reminds me of that 70's show LMAO Great work Tom!!!

[@joelmilten]

Thank you! I was thinking the same thing.

[@deathsyth8888]

We don't talk about Hyde.

[@TheRotundRider]

@@deathsyth8888Browns don’t talk about Watson, so it’s about even

[@bluecanary1482]

"I ain't sharing my stash with you!" Great call back. Best line!

[@Fin-6914]

1:51 I want you to say the first thing that comes to mind Bengals "I'M DEAD INSIDE" 😂

[@IDKwhatocallthis26]

It’s true though😭😭😭 as long as we can get a decent defense for next year we might have a chance

[@jcgc3741]

Both "Stillers ghanta Super Bowl" and "I'm dead inside" were hilariously accurate

[@UsefulPreconceivedNotions]

At first I thought that "what is a Pick 6" was in reference to Burrow not throwing INTs much at all this season. So the "defenses can't help a team" line actually surprised when it landed.

[@IDKwhatocallthis26]

I hate that Joe Burrow has been playing amazing and we’re only at 4-8 when we should be like 10-2😭😭😭

[@AlexWilliams-lb5zp]

@@UsefulPreconceivedNotionsno really what is a pick six

[@THEED123]

Little Horsey Man and Little Elf 😆

[@roems6396]

Gotta love him. My man is just floating through life and calling em like his drug-addled brain sees em.

[@Mogthrasir1989]

Wait. The Browns are supposed to be elves?? ...what was in that water...?

[@kevinerbs2778]

That's not an elf, it's a called a "Brownie". Look it up, it's a D&D thing.

[@isprobablyjobhunting]

​@@Mogthrasir1989nah its true check out their mascot.

[@MaltZi]

Wildflower is the best scriptwriter so far.

[@AtotheZ7]

As a Coloradoan, I agree with that drinking joke. Give it and we'll drink it

[@kingtrav]

That's because Denver has some of the best water in the country :)

[@spidamitchell8311]

@@kingtravdoes it?

[@ShadowSoccerAddict]

@@spidamitchell8311Greeley, a town an hour north of Denver, got voted best water in the nation a few years back.

[@jamesl6365]

@@ShadowSoccerAddict Wait, wait, wait! Hold on! Was that the town where the guy pumped raw sewage behind people's houses because he was greedy then didn't want to do either a septic system or hook up to the sewer system, then built an armored bulldozer and only failed to kill people because he was incompetent? Because there may be something in that water that's not so great.

[@TheAnxiousAardvark]

@@ShadowSoccerAddict Used to be "On a good day you can smell Greeley in the summer for 20 miles." Has that changed? Note to non-Coloradans, that was due to the stockyards, not the water.

[@danlabok7117]

Best Monday Night Football script ever!! Little Horsey vs. Santa's Little Helper narrated by Wildflower with commentary from Kitty Kat and that dude we're paying millions to Mr Steeler Man. Yep, I'm from Colorado as well and the "Pee for D" is real!

[@ZacharyDimech]

Jameis Winston throwing for almost 500 Yards, 4 TDs, and 2 pick sixes sounds like pretty good stats for a Cleveland Browns QB!

[@Foley02]

And had our defense or run game existed, he might not have had 3 INT's over 58 passes.

[@jgmusic_]

BREAKING: Jameis Winston Reportedly throws 6 TDs and 500 yards only to lose

[@ICEnovaTI]

Would you rather be on the ceiling? 😂😂😂 classic Wildflower 🫠

[@hannahgluvna1088]

i was hoping for a "you can do that?" or a simple "yes"

[@dominikgreening5465]

Wildflower is making everyone happy with that special seed stash

[@patrickvolk7031]

Someone with such a stash has got to have some trippy garbage... Monday night was evidence of that! When Wildflower pees for the D, pennywise trips balls. His urine is a Class 2 controlled substance.

[@joekaput747]

From the rare Placebo Plant

[@maskcollector6949]

@@joekaput747 From the land of sugar pills.

[@beaudwayful]

Steelers - Well he got to participate and I like field goals. I'm dead! 😁

[@jcgc3741]

Boswell is king

[@Zaluskowsky]

Field Goal! Now this guy get s it!

[@justinejacobs9561]

Bengals “interception “ Browns “pick 6 pick 6 interception”

[@FHL-Devils]

2:24 - "little Kitty Cat"... what a gem.

[@EthelmChroniclesShorts]

As a Bengals fan who watched MNF and felt relief watching a defense work... I felt seen.

[@michaelnadler596]

Wildflower on the edge of losing his chill is the best!

[@ARUSApacecarHAMPTON]

After 30 plus years of being “chill” it’s not hard too.

[@NeoCJ]

He had Dan Snyder as an owner. He couldn't be angry or sad after that

[@zadok23]

having to deal with 3/4ths of the hood division would do that to a guy lol

[@boltman7000292]

I will always click when it means more Wildflower. Calling the Strouds “Major Tom” yesterday was fucking genius.

[@ghxst.6494]

"can't judge a flower based on the picture on the seed packet" is actually an amazing quote and perfect for Wildflower

[@jeffkadlec8264]

This episode is absolutely amazing!!! One of your best episodes ever. More Wildflower, please

[@STaLLoNe86]

Agree 100%, great work by Tom on this one

[@Sebastianfrick48]

“You just got jameis winston’d😏” “But you lost🤨” “I said what I said😏”

[@tinkdnuos]

Wildflower's deeply-repressed rage is gonna be comeback player of the year in 2025

[@mc1993]

Congrats, you had your comment stolen by LynneCurry-g4s, and it has over 150 likes.

[@SpoderFromSaturn]

As a bengals fan thank you for bringing awareness to our defensive situation, we need all the help we can get so the front office DOES SOMETHING ABOUT IT

[@flybirdsfly2091]

This was a great script game and this going to be great tom🏈👏💥🔥

[@bryce8718]

1:11 amazing writing 😂😂

[@jasondozier5696]

Thank you so much for bringing the Steelers and Bengals in.. these are absolutely hilarious

[@Devon9812]

This was a top shelf one Tom, well done.

[@TheStriker99]

“I like field goals” had me screaming CHRIS BOSWELLLLLLLLLLLL

[@KanonDaioh]

Cincinnati's defense is so terrible that they forgot what a pick 6 was even after starting their game Sunday with one.

[@christopherconard2831]

They thought the scoreboard malfunctioned, but no one noticed. So they just went along. Kind of like when they forget to flip the sign for the next down and accidentally give the offense five tries, or no one notices the play clock hit zero five seconds ago.

[@ericjohnson5265]

Commanders new script writer is everything I wanted in life

[@jgmusic_]

Scriptwriter: Do you wanna boom or bust? Jameis Winston: yes.

[@PTprod01]

I really love this series. It’s so amazing because anything can really happen. a huge upset can change the whole story line and Tom building these new characters to make it even more interesting then just reading out a script to teams and the teams being mad or happy there is a entire story line with this

[@kenb2957]

Every time you deliver one line out of Wildflower's usual cadence... "I Feel Like I'm Not Being Very Clear Here" killed me. By the end of the year of Wildflower Writer poison control will be called and Washington will be done with everything.

[@BuschiD]

Ravens couldnt make it because theyre on their way to drop off Justin Tucker to the next farm

[@jgmusic_]

As a Ravens fan, my sadness is immeasurable

[@zadok23]

​@jgmusic_ as a Steelers fan my joy is also immeasurable lol

[@rickc3291]

This may be the best MNF Scripted ever. You are amazing Tom Grossi!

[@bebejeebies1583]

I love how Scriptflower saw the havoc that the Stroudwriter was putting the league through so he waited for a chance and just took over. Even Don Rodgers has nothing to say. When do we get to see Scriptwriter? Or do the Refs have him in the basement repairing holes in the laundry? Flahg.

[@tygrkhat4087]

This stuff is gold. Grossi is a genius.

[@Mr_Mike97190]

Thank you Tom. As a Bengals fan, your portrayal of the Bengals here made things a bit less painful!!

[@iandhr1]

Love Wildflower. "What I not sharing my stash" 😅

[@SithNerd79]

I love That's 70s Show vibe with this episode. Great work as always Tom. Go Broncos!!

[@MLP_AAAwiffleball]

This is without a doubt the most funny scripted video of the season

[@richardmead5969]

thanks tom for ALL your vids from Colorado

[@GRudeger]

Wildflower as the script writer is awesome! And they deserve some happiness.

[@classiclife7204]

This was so much fun. Wildflower is the new Scriptwriting Master (and Commander. Get it?)

[@victorlima83]

I'm not anxious for next week's games. I just want another chapter of this masterpiece!!!!

[@redskinsman10]

Im loving the direction this channel is going

[@chrisuncleahmad789]

(Chiseled Adonis voice): JAMEIS WINSTONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[@mrbamfo5000]

What's a "Chiseled Adonis voice" sound like? A James Earl Jones type voice? Or more like a Mike Tyson voice?

[@zadok23]

Chiseled needs to join the gang I know they have Tree to rep the Steelers but his energy is infectious no matter his mood wether he's happy or pissed off

[@jazminesnyder8875]

After this week, Tom Grossi, it’s Wildflower’s script til the playoffs, then the seeds can be passed around because the postseason will be absolutely wild right from the start of Wild Card weekend

[@m0th3rst4r]

As a Bengals fan I love you for this! Scripted is the best - every week it’s so good ur a fricken fracken genius!

[@brend2718]

You can never judge a flower by the picture on the seed packet. That's the best thing I've heard all year.

[@Hunterstiq]

The Flowerwriter may have made some the best writing I have ever seen in my life. I will take double doses of ‘water’ every game, P4TD

[@lemonstraws7940]

Lol love this about the Bengals i want to see the Bengal's involved more it makes me happy as a Bengal's fan

[@chrisj.9882]

Browns: "Jamies Winston throws for 500 yards and 6 touchdown passes!" Broncos: "Two of those Winston TDs go to our guys!"

[@derekguillen397]

That's 70 show reference with Wildflower is incredible

[@brantbridges526]

Jerry Jeudy had more receiving yards last night than Deshaun Watson has thrown in a game all season 🤯

[@bonkka87]

I love the mini-North series within scripted this week. And I 100% concur with the Browns outlook.

[@DavidT608]

Good grief Tom! 😂😂😂 Loved this!

[@ramblinman07]

Wildflower has a knack for script writing. Great work, Tom!

[@rainman7992]

these are getting brutal, I love them

[@bonedragonlord]

Im loving the wildflower script writer arc

[@CTAnimations0]

thank you wildflower for you have been a great script writer (and he helped me go 16-0 on pick guesses)

[@thenumberquelve158]

Never thought I'd see Browns, Steelers and Bengals get along so well. Must be the calming, zen presence of Wildflower, right? 😀 Who wouldn't feel 100% safe around that guy? 🙃

[@grking01]

There were no Ravens to flock it all up.

[@jennifermorris6848]

I really need the commanders to make the post season, surprise everyone and make the Super Bowl. It needs to be wildflower to stop the chiefs . . . He’s the only one who can.

[@truckbedslides]

Grossi your comedy is top tier.

[@cyrussmith5242]

The disappointment line from the Bengals was fantastic!

[@meesternibbles]

I'm all about having Wildflower as the script writer for the whole season. That was amazing

[@pgiv6491]

It’s funny because the bengals actually got a pick 6 this weekend (it was the greatest moment of the season)

[@acerx203]

Grossi out did himself on this one. That was amazing! I am still laughing.

[@OON7]

Actual thought I had for a moment, not sure it is sanitary to pass that cup around to so many people. 🤦‍♂️ Tom is so good at playing the roles I forgot they were all Tom for a moment.

[@antoniopinon6446]

Santas little helper 😂😂😂

[@AllStraysAreWelcome]

"Ahh...that's why ot tasted so familiar -"

[@eunicemendoza3122]

Wildflower is my favorite character this season. He is not the high expectator anymore.

[@ibrahimkurdieh3728]

Wild flower is the best script writer!

[@Trevorkian2010]

Just wanted to say I love you and your content, thank you for all you do. The charity work is hella awesome too

[@MikeSparksMusic]

Thank you Tom! This was great as a Steelers fan, the Steelers depiction was spot on!

[@YalovMeisner]

Tom is really good at scripting

[@ZRob23523]

Best portrayal of us Bengals fans right now.

[@churdle92]

Wildflower as scriptwriter is casting so brilliant it should’ve happened 6 seasons ago

[@aaronsondag8347]

I couldn’t stop laughing on this one! 🤣

[@FrozenLionsFan]

These last two have been your best ones yet Tom😂

[@steven469]

Elite, must watch TV.

[@JarvisCosric885]

GO WILDFLOWER!!! You rule and I can’t wait to see what else happens next

[@debbaedke3170]

This is the best one yet!! Wildflower for Scriptwriter the rest of the season!! Also, he's rocking that flower crown!! 😊

[@Mylescheck]

Would you rather be on the ceiling had me dying😂😂😂😂😂

[@jonnynace]

I’m a simple man. Tom includes the Steelers in a video, I like that video.

[@FOWLKON1339]

Jameis gonna Jameis, and the Browns tanked improperly yet it still worked.

[@mickster1780]

well done. grazie Grossi

[@fredcasdensworld]

The ScriptFlower continues to deliver

[@sectorz1019]

Wildflower as our permanent script writer,also love how he can keep he’s patience with everyone. And made Monday night football great again

[@patrickharris8220]

The NFL should have another team whose sole purpose is to place spoiler every week. Don’t care about wins and losses just go in every Sunday and Ball outrageous. Jameis Winston would be a Hall of Fame quarterback for that team.

[@InfernoPS]

0:20 look at all those upcoming scripts in the background...they are going to last till 2050

[@EX7Sonic]

I audibly lol when he said pick six the first time. Thanks Tom. Needed that.

[@KaiOleKlindworth]

You really are stepping it up again and again Tom, amazing stuff!

[@Magswap]

To be fair, the Bengals did get a pick 6 this week...by not being fair 😅

[@Idkwhattoputhere078]

Another banger