If the NFL Was Scripted: Week 15

[@TheBeastlyPride]

The Strouds forcing scriptwriter to give them the win in their game, and forcing the Jets to be shut out in theirs. I can just picture it.

[@youtubeistryingtocensorme]

We be evil😈

[@JonathanMerlinSymmank]

Stroud Boys!

[@ExploreMore704]

Because they are playing the oilers 😂

[@awkgjdjdhv]

Tex-Strouds-Whatever*

[@AK_804]

@@awkgjdjdhvTex-Strouds-Whoever* You messed up your own correcting

[@chrisuncleahmad789]

“What am I supposed to do with 50 cents?” “Buy yourself a ticket to the Panthers game”

[@individualismincarnate6467]

That line made me choke on my drink

[@jeffreysmith236]

Sure, the Panther fans didn't show up, but for such a short drive, Falcon fans also refused.

[@buchiklop110]

@@jeffreysmith236I mean, would YOU have driven through torrential downpours to watch Falcons/Panthers?

[@xxstnickyboi5606]

@@jeffreysmith236As a falcons fan, I went

[@jeffreysmith236]

@@buchiklop110 I certainly didn't, but I am not a fan of either team.

[@VyPrezWolfpackMusic]

Grossi has mastered the art of the smug smile.

[@michaelnadler596]

Well Papa Grossi is a Cowboys fan

[@frederickbraam6572]

Of course he has... he's a Packers' fan.

[@jacobvega5134]

“You won’t be driving this week.” As a Bills fan, I approve of that.👍🏻 Bravo Tom!

[@Fushu713]

Such a good line! Go Bills!

[@blankedout1862]

Ohhhh goddammit.

[@kinskixii3943]

As a long time Cowboys fan, that was a great line. I recently started watching these and I'm very impressed with the writing and acting.

[@Gamerkid9250]

@@Fushu713yessir

[@AK_804]

@@kinskixii3943lol

[@FOWLKON1339]

As a Tex-Strouds fan, I love the fact that we eliminated the Titans from playoff contention while they were wearing the old Houston Oilers gear.

[@TheEDFLegacy]

_Oops._

[@hycrotic2954]

Same

[@rudewalrus5636]

Somebody floated the idea that whoever wins the Houston-Tennessee game gets to keep the Oilers kit until the next game and I'm totally there for it.

[@TheNightOwlKS]

​@@rudewalrus5636JJ Watt floated that out there

[@sweetrain50]

Yes indeed!! It's great poetic justice!!

[@ganghaskong4530]

The best part about this series is the Strouds' descent into terrorism

[@youtubeistryingtocensorme]

And I love every minute of it

[@frozennorth3426]

fact 😂

[@frozennorth3426]

I wouldn’t mind [something being wrong with the moon, a spaceman sighting, etc] working its way ever-so-innocuously into the North Saga :)

[@TheNightOwlKS]

​@@frozennorth3426What moon? They blew it up already.

[@frozennorth3426]

@@TheNightOwlKS ahh is that where it went? hmmm…..

[@Darth_Conans]

As a fan of the Tex-Stroud-Oilers, thank you for giving us this one. Not just because of the Titans cosplaying, but because Vrabel put on a cowboy hat pregame like Bum Phillips.

[@JeffMozar-zn6wj]

The packers asking who we play next week and the panthers just waving great.

[@Doc_Tar]

Imagine Joe Barry's prospects in Green Bay if the defense plays consistently with the previous two weeks.

[@snowballthepro2926]

Titans: "Give me one good reason why we should lose this game." Writer: "Fear, unlimited fear of the consequences."

[@tgrippe93]

As someone who attended the Falcons-Panthers, Tom was completely right about the fans not being there to watch it 😂

[@iProjekt1]

Packers: "Who we playing next week?" *Panthers casually waves* Packers: "Oh no..." You had me laughing my ass out on that part xD

[@CelebrityGamerTV]

Falcons: What am I supposed to do with 50 cents? Script Writer: Buy yourself a ticket to the game.

[@sce2aux464]

Like a surgeon.

[@shaded8293]

Tom Grossi just roasted majority of the NFL teams in just 5 minutes... I applaud you Tom

[@hycrotic2954]

He does that every week and I am loving it

[@shaded8293]

@@hycrotic2954 lol he does but why he gotta murder the Panthers and Cowboys like that 🤣🤣

[@stephenj9470]

I love the fact that, just like Matt Mitchell on the college side, Tom is able to build on previous episodes even though he did not realize at the time how. Like taking the random comment from the Chargers last weak and making it the reason they lost 63-21.

[@frozennorth3426]

The secret is that hindsight is 20/20, and it’s mostly out of the sentiments people post in comment sections.

[@moonjelly5]

The gardening approach of setting a lot of seeds and seeing what grows pays dividends.

[@jakedaniels6015]

That "You won't be doing any driving" line is funny funny funny 😂😂😂

[@HiddenHero220]

As an Eagles fan, that made me giggle!

[@samm3874]

As a Texans fan. I love how you're portraying us

[@TheNightOwlKS]

Same

[@Texasboi2009]

Same

[@minininer8976]

Lol. “Psychopathic” seems about right. 😂 Wait, I didn’t say that. 👀

[@kevinramsey417]

Threatening the Chargers with Urban Meyer, that's just uncalled for.

[@jasonholt4506]

Ya, that was kinda brutal.

[@ForsakenWar]

Hateful really!😂

[@ChristopherStandardTime]

yeah but the chargers deserve it 😂

[@austinbrown1672]

True threatening the Chargers with Urban Meyer was uncalled for, but you got to admit that they did deserve it for getting his car blown up by the Strouds

[@scottcarter8864]

Thank you, Scriptwriter, for giving us Lions fans a week without heart attacks.

[@joelegue182]

As a fellow Lions fan, I have listened to Dan Campbell and bought a pack of diapers.

[@scottcarter8864]

@@joelegue182 Saturday was the first time in a while that I didn't need about six per game.

[@kevinmoore2474]

As a Broncos fan, ngl I'm fine with losing to Detroit.

[@nw4042]

​@@kevinmoore2474Honestly hope you guys win out.

[@brandenjannah1334]

yea, lions need to win out and put a serious hurting on Minnesota...twice

[@raethdarkflame1292]

As a Lions fan, I’m just glad that they got the win without me needing to go find some blood pressure medication.

[@stultus8107]

As a browns fan i cannot relate

[@quigonkenny]

"Can you give me one good reason why we don't win this game?" "You said you were the Oilers?" "Okay, that's a pretty good reason."

[@moonjelly5]

I just realized the script-writer will probably favor the Lions next week as that could set up a potential Wild Card Round game between the Lions and Rams. The stories write themselves.

[@ExhaustedElox]

If the Strouds keep this up, they will be unstoppable next year via scriptwriter intimidation.

[@katemeany6674]

Dallas losing that s*** eating grin really made my weekend. Great video Tom!

[@UnchainedAmerica]

Scooter's smugness was wiped for one week

[@DeannaBaileytheRavensFan]

Same!!

[@ijbagregory]

What did we do 💀

[@NoNumberUser123]

@@ijbagregoryeveryone holds a grudge against the cowboys for no reason. Not much else can do

[@Mike-fn8gi]

@@NoNumberUser123 zebras love the cowboys. Gives them chances to toss their little yellow sand baggies

[@dumptrucktorch7901]

The Cowboys smirk is how I felt after seeing that beatdown, Bills gonna win out the rest of their 3 games. Better watch out Bolts, Pats, and Fins!

[@ForsakenWar]

Be interesting to see if Allen and the Bills got off that roller coaster 😂

[@trevorpapineau7302]

Steelers may embarrass themselves every week, but at least Tom doesn't bully us for it :)

[@pauldc83]

Pittsburg Dad got that cover

[@AutoArtemAuto]

Tree and Chiseled Adonis got that covered.

[@mc1993]

@@AutoArtemAuto eh, that's just rage. This would be more refined. Imagine Tom doing the historical script writing with the QBs the Steelers lost to in the playoffs over the last 13 years. He would wear out a Jaguars jersey.

[@RabidRabbitMC]

If we quietly lose over here, he will leave us alone. 😢

[@Warcodered01]

Wait the Steelers are still playing?

[@dingleberry4013]

"Oh, you won't be doing any driving this week". Ouch 😄

[@chrisuncleahmad789]

“Tex-Strouds-Whoever” “Oilers” 😂

[@Dr1p_Dr1p79]

as a panthers fan that $0.50 cents joke was just Gold😂 and clever too. Can’t wait to face your team on Christmas Eve next week Tom!

[@phyose4793]

GB fearing getting dumpstered on by Carolina was comedy gold Tom XD

[@emanuelpalomares616]

As a Cowboys fan I have no words than yesterday.

[@hangguy209]

"Ohhh you won't be doing any driving." I'm a Niners fan and even that stabbed me hard 😆😆😆

[@unscproductions5023]

Bills all the way

[@roninxninjatw1612]

Same

[@ParsonsProdz13]

Me too

[@kbeara03]

As someone who wanted the Bills to lose, I turned off the game early.

[@papid3548]

Please do this again next year. This is too funny. I have been keeping up with this channel since week 8. Excellent job

[@bonecoldfleasaustin]

Tom Grossi deserves an Emmy AND an Oscar! Best producer, director, actor, and camera man! This man is just too damn talented!

[@muskyoxes]

I want the R rated director's cut

[@travisfranz703]

The actual real script it's getting better each week. Good job Tom

[@Will-fk2dk]

I am a life long Chicago Bears fan... I have been a rabid, die hard fan since 1981 (I was 7, went to my first 2 Bears games at Soldier Field that year AND a Notre Dame game in South Bend). I have been loyal this entire time. Never, EVER wavered. This week, the Chicago Bears Beared more Bearingly in the most Bears way. They Beared so hard and even Beared all the way to the 4th quarter, a thing they have Beared FIVE DAMN TIMES THIS SEASON! If the Bears continue to Bear on this Bear's Path... I do not know if I can Bear it any longer. I am LITERALLY Beraed Down.

[@hillorisartin6129]

Bears fan here too. Everyone keeps talking crap about fields, but if he had a decent o-line, we may have a freaking chance. I mean Mooney had 1 job. I've seen him catch some crazy passes, but he drops one when we need it? Unbelievable. At this point I've gotten so used to last second losses it's not even funny. I even said Sunday that we would find a way to lose and sure enough we did.

[@lori204]

Perfect as usual!!! Good one Tom. As a Bills fan, was glad to see the smile wiped right off the face of the Cowboys. Go Bills!

[@defender2222]

The script writer is scared of the Lions because we are friends with the Strouds

[@youtubeistryingtocensorme]

On behalf of the Strouds. You’re welcome. Mwua ha ha ha ha ha ha😈

[@Pyrospriter042]

The Bills finally figured out the recipe for success. Let James Cook.

[@N_ExX]

Let him COOK 😂

[@georgejohnson8674]

Not really, just have a HOF nose Tackle out, food poison the opposing team the night before, pay off the refs for the worst "unnecessary roughness" calls of all time along with hurrying up an offense to negate a fumble (cheating btw), and play like it's your superbowl because it's the Cowboys. Just remember, lose to the eagLes and niners to make life harder for an out of conference team 😁.

[@Emryss1996]

someones butthurt, btw the "unnecessary roughness" HE RAN INTO THE BACK OF HIS FREAKIN HEAD. But yeah, how bout dem Cowboys :) @@georgejohnson8674

[@z3ntropy]

​@@georgejohnson8674there's always one of you huh

[@georgejohnson8674]

@@z3ntropy where am I wrong?

[@thenumberquelve158]

I love how the Panthers smiled and waved at the Packers before they even knew they won. Like they were just chipper about letting the Packers step on them and keep Joe Barry around. They've embraced the role of tank blocker. Adorable xD Also, I want to see a conversation between Chargers and Panthers about fan apathy....

[@LeftiesWillRule]

Chargers fans have confidence in their QB as the right guy. Young showed promise on that last drive but it's very much up in the air if he was a good investment

[@jpaint8895]

I love it!!!! Thank you for the Texans skit!!!!

[@Romnonaldao]

I don't watch football. Like, at all. I have no loyalty for any team. But I found myself watching the week 1 episode of this, and I just keep coming back for the story of this epic series

[@Markephillips77]

Can Perna’s wheel curse the script writer? Seriously. Everything the Broncos needed to happen this weekend went the exact opposite way!

[@ShudowWolf]

No, but it can reflect any curses to the Broncos, should they be facing the supposedly cursed team

[@drumms22]

That's cause perna tried to manipulate the wheel. Cheating doesn't get passed the wheel.

[@burns4246]

@@ShudowWolf the curse wheel worked, if the lions werent cursed we would have scored 113 points against denver

[@masonfox9070]

I would blame Manning but he gets a pass...

[@ForsakenWar]

Yea... unfortunately for the Broncos if opponents don't turn the ball over 4 or 5 times per game they're the same team that started 1-5.

[@thenasr]

As a Lions fan, best script of the year!

[@PerculeWTChamp]

Leave it to my Lions to show the NFC North how to sweep the AFC West and the NFC South. Although the NFC South sweep isn’t really an accomplishment.

[@trustmylegacy8652]

The panthers , Falcons part was perfection tom ! Especially living in NC 😂 glad I'm not a huge panthers fan . I'm a patriots fan not much better this year 😂

[@Momlessgoat]

Best line ever “you won’t be doing any driving this week” 😂

[@travisvanalst4698]

Lionel: “I love everything you’re saying right now” lmao.

[@Beckyvee]

I really like that last line you wrote for Jake Browning for the Vikings game!!😂

[@huchlvr]

The Scriptwriter had James cook, he should've mentioned Mayfield baking too.

[@midlifecrisisincarnate]

He probably had too much to say about the Bucs Packers game, even after his post game rant. There had to be a hard choice on what to keep in.

[@Cownsskyler55]

"Because you said you were the Oilers" "Ok that is a good reason" I understand that

[@Gamerkid9250]

“How we gonna cook this week?” “James cook” as a bills fan I knew it was coming

[@thenexva]

Lions are about to be fed gloriously by the scriptwriter

[@robe2504]

I thought the Christians beat the Lions a few weeks ago, just before the Bears stomped them.

[@Eddieavina123]

Love your video, Tom, and keep up the great work you are awesome

[@paulweston8408]

Thank you again Mr. Grossi for another of what has become my favorite weekly KZbin nfl show! Don't get me wrong, everything you do is Pure gold ( outside of loving the Packers), but these are absolutely amazing!!!

[@jacobaxton6353]

As a chargers fan, worth it. 100 percent worth it. Just no Urban Meyer please.

[@avet4521]

Also, no over the hill cheating coaches who should have retired when his QB moved to Florida!

[@-Comet.]

Unlike the other reply, I personally would enjoy getting the best coach in nfl history. Just no urban meyer

[@TsorovanZero]

@@-Comet. You won't enjoy the GM he brings with him.

[@-Comet.]

@@TsorovanZero Well good thing they'd be hiring a head coach

[@ChristopherStandardTime]

​@@avet4521 OH THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

[@wesfactor197]

This was perfect. Missed opportunity to say to the Vikings “you get nothing, you lose, good day sir.”

[@michaeltrujillo4149]

Now this us what youtube was meant for! Great stuff, really great!

[@ARandomInternetUser08]

5:09 "If you give us a win I'll give you a ride" "Oh you won't be doing any driving this week" 🤣🤣

[@acandela1294]

"buy yourself a ticket to the game" 😂😂😂 4:21

[@Brogenitor]

The first minute: Script writer - "So you thought Ref was the scariest one around here, huh?"

[@aaronD5307]

Angrily shakes fist with Timmy Turners dad voice when he said Dinklburg! Joe Barry 💪🏻😡

[@3tylersmith]

Tom is getting so great at doing these each week 😂 I’m a huge fan of this Fan!

[@sizzledrizzle]

Jags fan here....I hate the writers, I hate the AFC north, I hate Perna and his wheel I hate not spiking the ball to stop the clock

[@TheSeattle6]

I died at that last joke, this stuff slaps

[@krisherdown]

I lost it when Falcons fan talked financial compensation.

[@jamesbtrippen6236]

I really love the "bring the enemy out of retirement to become the hero" subplot the scriptwriters are putting out now

[@bvtiger33]

"Do you want Urban Meyer as your new head coach?" jajajaja Chargers be Chargering

[@antonioguglielmetti2661]

The setup from last week with the chargers is gold 😂😂

[@mattyt5605]

That was thoroughly enjoyable as a Bills fan.

[@alejandrobarboza2004]

I love your content homie!!. This is one of my favorite segments that you do. I'm so greedy because I wish it was longer but nonetheless I love it.

[@Philly_Phightens]

Love these videos! ❤❤❤

[@DumbAndDumberMC]

As a Panthers fan, thank you scriptwriter

[@sweetrain50]

I am ROLLING at rhe script writer's fear of The Strouds!! 😂😂🤣🤣

[@abstractxp]

"Oh you wont be doing any driving this week" 😂😂😂

[@RobertJones-sd3ly]

"Oh, you won't be doing any driving this week." Cowboys fans felt that! Props to Seattle though!

[@curiousgeorge7070]

Seriously so talented. I feel like I’m a fan of every team now

[@n8germ]

You single handedly almost doubled the chargers fanbase!

[@curiousgeorge7070]

@@n8germ😂😂😂I do love a good scrub team for some reason

[@n8germ]

@@curiousgeorge7070 lol

[@TimMorgan5150]

Tom, you are so dialed into the NFL's comedic opportunities. Damn glad you have this outlet.

[@AllenHerns]

For the love of God, let the Texans-Oilers-Strouds win out this season.

[@justafreethinker]

You mean Texans-Oilers-Strouds-Whoever......

[@AllenHerns]

@@justafreethinker welp there goes my apartment

[@ithiriaderitan1745]

“You won’t be driving this week.” as a Cowboys fan OUCH Also as a cowboys fan. you do have a point and speak the truth Also After that game I am pretty sure we lost a bet and had to use Matt Canada's playbook for the day

[@chilihobbes6244]

Easily my favourite KZbin segment, gold as always!

[@BurbankAviation]

As a Panthers fan, I hope we score 63 points on the packers. Maybe our tickets will be worth more then a gallon of gas

[@tannerarmstrong1496]

I love the script writer series. Next year if it comes back you might consider making it a Tuesday or Wednesday release. We've had a lot of crazy Monday night football story lines this year and it's a bit of a shame that those get left out

[@Dogs-wo4ih]

“You got cooked” I love it as a bills fan. So do a flip

[@ColtonK2834]

The chargers fan gets what he gets for making the Texans blow up the car

[@Timber_R]

Lol you kick one away. Great episode

[@joeyd5081]

Great series of vids. These are hilarious. Keep it up Tom. Thanks

[@excellingdeicide2967]

As so many other fans have said of you Tom Grossi, another top of the line masterpiece (Well done) 🏆📈💯

[@Sir-Chancelot]

Listen, Young had a heck of a final drive on Sunday. Let’s keep that up and get those 63 pts against the Packers. We haven’t scored a TD in 2 weeks script writer. We need this

[@mrrsaucy]

I AGREE

[@MrSprigg]

If the Panthers score 63 on the Packers, I think the entire team should be fired. With lighter fluid.

[@mrrsaucy]

@@MrSprigg I AGREE

[@christianray8973]

Honestly just kick our asses so we can get Joe Barry fired pls 🥲

[@scottb235]

As a Bears fan: I'm DEEPLY conflicted with this train of thought...

[@Starline-qj3td]

Tom,please add the rams in there for week 16 I’m a huge rams fan.even if they lose🙏

[@TheTEN24]

The cowboys part is amazing work Tom thanks for making me smile man.

[@deadkodo]

The panthers waving to the packers is genius

[@EmmaBonn96]

Thank you for Thursday script writer!

[@JohnnyGoodz]

Haven't even watched it yet, but THUMBS UP! I know it's going to be good because... aren't they all?! Keep up the great work, Tom!

[@santaprodz-s2p]

Number 1 content I love your channel

[@RicksTravelogue]

"Oh you won't be doing any driving" at the end killed me, good stuff.

[@brendonbuffaloe8830]

It feels weird to be the protagonist of the story for once- Tex-Stroud-Whoever’s fans

[@jaredvineyard2618]

One of the best ones yet. Keep it up!

[@stoffelmania533]

Mic drop at the end... beautiful

[@hycrotic2954]

I love this kind of content Grossi! Keep doing stuff like this

[@twxstmusic4648]

Nah that 50 cents for a ticket has to be the funniest shit ever, I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw that😂

[@hiwhaat5433]

Lions back innit baby