If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Compilation)

[@pale9819]

Fun fact: Cherubi eats the smaller living cherry on it’s body so that it can evolve into a Cherrim. So it literally cannibalises it’s own siamese twin. An adorable little Pokémon just became a whole lot more terrifying.

[@christianschoff2490]

Good lord.

[@nickshane9314]

Pokemon is really dark if you even slightly think about it.

[@noah776]

@@nickshane9314 Slightly?

[@tyrannapusandfriends6254]

Pale 981 *O H*

[@kuramayoko23]

I see another installment! Dorkly! Get to work on this!

[@vanripley3289]

I love how slowking of all Pokémon is asking alakazam if his head is ok

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

I think thats why abras are constantly stoned , they know what can happen

[@CodeKirby]

its funny because slowking is supposed to be smart too

[@giancarlodevon9715]

"So, how's your head?"

[@ericliethen1089]

Slowking knows the struggle lol

[@Sp3ctralI]

He looks so worried and depressed all in one.

[@Amber7H]

alakazam: literally has a memory of everything that has ever occured and an IQ of 5000 also alakazam: can only learn 4 moves

[@Jay2JayGaming]

Well yeah, after memorizing all that trivia there's no more room

[@thekommunistkrusader3921]

It chooses not to because it wants to fit in

[@ellorasg4525]

Ikr

[@LolLol-kd9bw]

Even ash’s snorlax knows 6 moves!

[@yousufazam8153]

He already knows all the moves that’s why he decides to learn the 4 special ones his trainer gives him

[@supersasukemaniac]

PokeDex: "Magikarp is virtually worthless." Magikarp: "When i evolve into Gyrados. I swear, I will kill everyone."

[@MB32904]

pokedex: "magikarp is useless" magikarp: *can learn flail & bounce*

[@RabblesTheBinx]

@@MB32904 yeah, _nowadays._ Back in the day, it got Splash, Tackle (at level 15), and _nothing_ else.

[@catlover2223]

No wonder Gyrados is so angry!

[@alladeenmdfkr2255]

Sword/shield has the harshest pokedex entry for magikarp i ever saw in any pokemon game

[@Omeleaffe]

Magikarp: *sitting there sad* *sword and shield walks up to him* Sword and shield: *makes it able to learn hydro pump*

[@theweirdgui4412]

Swablu: gives 2 people hats Luvdisc: brings those 2 together Shaymin: brings their love even closer A purple ghost and a purple balloon: >:)

[@Jordi6304]

tried to make em 2 again, they took the baby

[@GalacticHero_]

He was probably thinking, “Welp, my time to either break them apart or bring up closer”

[@ivian8425]

That's still really tame XD I expected far worse, at least he did do something bad :p

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

“Imma bout to do a pro gamer move”

[@theweirdgui4412]

Max no-

[@sallytheuselessbird]

The fact that these entries are all real makes me question if pokemon is actually suitable for children...

[@tomyrody4412]

It's not. Game Pokedex canon is ridiculous. Hyperbeam is megaton level firepower

[@adelenoel3843]

I mean, the creators of Pokemon have stated that the manga is what they truly envisioned for Pokemon, and in the manga we see Pokemon get sliced and die soooo

[@sallytheuselessbird]

@@adelenoel3843 Now, the manga! Oof! The manga! Don't show any child that!

[@tris9596]

No its pretty satanic lol

[@potatoduck7787]

Oh shut up Karen

[@pozziboots2608]

"Could I offer you an egg in this trying time?" I died.

[@lordagony100]

Oh I'm so sorry to hear that Would it help if I offered you an egg?

[@skyiie6790]

And so did the guy who was dying.

[@connorbrennan2920]

Same lol

[@statesminds]

melon lol its always sunny is the best

[@lunky6960]

Danny devito is best boy

[@blaxidii7360]

Metang: can’t be hurt by jet plane Also Metang: gets hurt by cut. CUT.

[@johbrown2409]

Why can water types get burned

[@bruh01839]

Pokémon logic maybe

[@carolinefranck6155]

Why can fire types be frozen

[@koalafromtomorrow5656]

Fire move can melt frozen pokmen

[@thefelipokemasterepic7600]

@@johbrown2409 they can dude

[@marinzovko3258]

Jigglypuff: "When this Pokémon sings it never pauses to breathe" *Eminem has left the room*

[@NeonHekinJellies]

haha

[@ForeverImmortal198]

that doesnt make sense

[@marinzovko3258]

@@ForeverImmortal198 I wanted to say something, then I saw your name lol

[@markusruizthegodofallsupre286]

*Eminem wants to know your location*

[@George_Kush]

@@ForeverImmortal198 148 people think it does

[@JoshuVah]

Chansey: Can i offer you an *egg* in this trying time? Injured Man: Yeah sure,But make it *Soft Boiled.*

[@JoshuVah]

@lisa morris Similar minds think alike 👍(๑˘︶˘๑)

[@kara-mari9909]

(Pillar men theme)

[@angelg.562]

Danny devito said that line

[@JoshuVah]

@@angelg.562 Oh interesting *OwO*

[@sagestrings869]

Uses Egg bomb

[@axis1247]

I mean Gorebyss' name is literally a combination of Gore and abyss so if you die to it its kinda your own fault.

[@patriotslover1014]

If only more people were versed in etymology

[@RayzenMayher]

And I thought it came from "gorgeous" for so long...

[@dannygorman3456]

Dude I died laughing

[@Sodapop8.0]

Hey dude what does abyss mean

[@Sodapop8.0]

Hey dude what does abyss Mean

[@VideoGameManiac8]

I laughed so hard at the Primeape one. "Its face looks peaceful in death, however". That added useless little detail was too much for me xD

[@xaldrortenderofthevats8948]

And then Paldea introduced Annihilape, where Mankey becomes so angry it not only dies, it comes back to life even angrier than before.

[@VideoGameManiac8]

@taruru_.111 the pokedex is hilarious

[@animegx45]

Trainer: Oh no! A Gorebyss! Gardevoir: I'll protect you, Master! "Everyone dies by the black hole Gardevoir makes."

[@setokaiba4370]

LOL if you’re behind Gardevoir aren’t you safe?

[@arnelarenas1833]

Renee Park yeah Black holes too small will evaporate in basically a fraction of a second

[@castperthewolf3426]

It sucked everything in like dat dere Kirby!!!

[@Femaiden]

Renee Park are you "assuming" the gardevoir's gender? there are male gardevoirs , you know. . .

[@xenodrone3367]

@Renee Park you need a moon stone to get a gallade

[@justarandomviewer6756]

No gonna lie the Alakazam one makes sense in a really dark way.

[@kethos017]

Yes its brain is literally a tumor with functioning nerves.

[@MouseGoat]

Except it dont, you don't gain intelligence just by growing your brain, else elephants and blue whales should have out smarte humanity a looong time ago. Its how the brain is put together that's important, and if its brain grows forever then either its head doesn't and as demonstrated in the video its has a short and painful existens. or it head do grow and its gonna have a walking problem eventually. in both cases you gonna have hard time learning anything at all when die before you can get around... well ok it can TP so there's that. But i would claim that some of the others make more sense

[@bradjones7491]

@@MouseGoat what matters is surface area, the reason that humans are more intelligent with smaller brains is that we have greater surface area because our brain has lots of wrinkles and folds. But even then 2 things with the same sized brains (IE people) don't have the same IQ because IQ is a test of known information not storage capability. Also I like the idea of giving alakazam an IQ test because he's fucking telepathic and can literally just read the mind of the person who made the test at any given moment. Like he's basically just got an internet of brains at his fingertips.

[@notredboi]

@@bradjones7491 Where did you learn this?

[@otterqueer]

Nekogami-Crystal while you are technically correct that sheer brain size doesn’t technically determine the intelligence of a creature, the ratio of brain to body size does. Think of a brain like a computer chip. Each neuron runs at a frequency of 100 Hz, but all tasks are split amongst a nearly unfathomable number of cores. Most of those neurons go to unconscious functions like digestion and respiration, and the more cells in the body, the more neurons are needed. Humans have the largest brain to body ratio of all creatures. So increasing brain size DOES make you more intelligent, but only if your entire body isn’t growing at the same rate.

[@ZyxieRumor]

I'd like to believe it's canon that every wild pokemon carries a gun with them.

[@oresti9271]

I mean ramoraid it's a gun shaped fish and intelion has a finger gun so you aren't wrong here

[@DoYouEvan]

Pikachu use gun! It is super affective

[@Yusuf.9491]

69 likes Nice

[@oresti9271]

@@Yusuf.9491 lol he now has 269 likes 😂

[@scubbydoi7444]

Oresti Ismaili lets get him to 420 or 369

[@yepeng1977]

After 70 years, the squirtle hasn’t evolved

[@ainsly19]

It’s in too much pain 😶

[@felypinho020]

How can he win a battle like that

[@whydoihave100subs]

@@felypinho020 good point

[@Rubikari]

5:50 This might come as a surprise to you, but something similar happens to blacktip reef sharks (and some other species of sharks too). They don't have any muscle specialized in breathing like we have a diaphragm, instead they rely on a passive way of breathing which means they can NEVER stop swimming since the moment they are born until the very last of their days, otherwise they would drown. And in case you are wondering: yes, they can sleep one half of their brains each time while still swimming. Some other species of sharks can sleep though, like the zebra sharks and the nurse sharks. Mother nature was never perfect, and it can be cruel sometimes.

[@jstarv104]

I wish I could sleep just half of my brain during class after passing the night watching more Dorkly!

[@fuwa1276]

Mother nature is cruel, but beautiful.

[@fuwa1276]

Also woah those sharks are cool

[@thecreatorofpc7929]

@Blue Cobra and i don’t care about you not caring about this cool fact Wait a second, you actually care since you cared enough to reply to the comment, and i cared to reply to your reply stating i don’t care. So as it turns out, we both care.

[@thecatrizable]

@@thecreatorofpc7929 its a win win

[@1m4_b0t6]

darumaka: poops on floor Human stuck in snow storm: What do we have here? *shoves turd down shirt

[@diesangir]

*shoves darumaka down shirt neck opening, and tells it to never stop shitting if it wants to see its freedom again.*

[@scrtapprentice]

@@diesangir haha

[@someone2334]

Where the disgust emoji

[@scrtapprentice]

@@someone2334 get the pokemon card and read the lil info box, it legitly says people do it :/

[@CommanderBohn]

A new meaning to HOT SHIT.

[@radhair3049]

The concept of Duskull being a "If you don't do X then a Duskull'll get you!" Kinda creature Is a concept I love

[@TruffulyCake]

I want to see a pokemon trainer die in a forest and turn into a phantump if there is more of these in the future.

[@marnie5700]

A trainer has done that look at the fairy tale girl trainer type

[@ZudinGodofWar]

@@marnie5700 ?

[@marnie5700]

@@ZudinGodofWar there's a rumor that the fairy tale girl trainer class are re born versions of phantump

[@overactiveimagination9647]

@@marnie5700 I think they meant the videos.

[@ZudinGodofWar]

@@marnie5700 can you send me a link to it

[@ryukthedarkrai4259]

Magcargo: Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@bigh7136]

Ryuk The Darkrai how about, Macargo: Groudon: I like this guy.

[@ryukthedarkrai4259]

steven hernandez Kyogre and Rayquaza: *CONFUSED SCREAMING

[@bigh7136]

Ryuk The Darkrai I know, they found the wrong Steven.

[@Keenakeen]

Magcargo: This is fine.

[@beddie_den]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!I'M BURNING!PLEASE SOMEBODY GIVE ME AN EGG!AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[@dorkly]

what pokedex entries should we include in the next one of these?

[@threepunch5702]

Dorkly yes! Many of the Pokédex entries are so stupid that they’re funny anyway

[@nethascotx24]

Yep

[@pepperflaked5404]

Dorkly okay you need to do to komala

[@ser4phim]

Bidoof? idk if we havent done that yet, cant remember

[@pyxelist8007]

Pokémon Codex is a gold mine and you guys at Dorkly are the best when it comes to make fun of pixelated kids, so yeah!

[@TM-nc6br]

Hypno: "Oh the nightmares of an officer, a rare and unique delecasy. *Slurping noises*" Me: *Dies*

[@c0sm1cst4rs]

8:47

[@JoshLefelhocz]

That Hypno just imitated Hannibal Lecter.

[@robincat5646]

Bad child exists Duskull: hippity hoppity your child is now my property

[@sukazluka]

Your* Idiot

[@robincat5646]

Alex Maiers did you literally call me an idiot over a meme?

[@noriken2755]

Idiot?? Really??? Very mature. Over a meme lmao

[@tobyhanke3274]

@@sukazluka look who's talking. Seriously, the correction was okay but calling him/her/them an idiot was entirely unneeded.

[@KiikaBug]

@@sukazluka It was a typo Everyone makes typos. Looks like robin isn't really the idiot here, huh

[@slowpro6888]

The old man never evolved his squirtle for 70 years. (Thanks for all the likes 😍)

[@christianschoff2490]

It can't get XP if it can't fight from pain.

[@carlosrangel7134]

@@christianschoff2490 XP share?

[@MrAnsatsuken]

@@carlosrangel7134 Hey, not everyone has the bills to afford an EXP Share y'know. These spoiled rich kids, man, I swear...

[@carlosrangel7134]

@@MrAnsatsuken I mean, you just have to beat the elite four a few times, even 10 year old kids can do that.

[@tyrannapusandfriends6254]

Milan Randall would’ve been even funnier if it was a blastoise screaming in pain

[@lage1810]

"Oh look a baby huh neat!" *Snatches baby*

[@karzadicdarken1068]

Aww shit

[@ZACHATTACK2000]

I laughed my ass off!!!!

[@Funzole]

Seeing your profile picture gave me chills and brought back horrible memories and perhaphs relived an old trauma. Thank you

[@janessaparallag6873]

It needed to live!!!!!!!!! LIVE!!!!!!!!!!

[@Sacabambapis_]

We knew something would happen

[@just-sumdude6823]

magcargo, would literally incenerate everything around him, reduced to dust, and not only that, he would sink through the earth, because the earths core is around half of magcargos heat, so he would sink slowly through the earth, and if there are magcargos all over the world, the world of pokemon would be built like swiss cheese

[@SS-yj2le]

Incorrect. It would most certainly brun everything near it, but intense heat won’t be felt a distance beyond 10 feet and the ground is too dense. It would likely burn and char in close contact and macargo would be in the same spot.

[@kawrght]

If pokedex entries were literal, the pokedex would self destruct.

[@lordjaraxxus5418]

Oh no! not My Rotomdex!

[@farts8351]

@@lordjaraxxus5418 who still uses a rotomdex Rotomphone is better

[@Mastermind8908]

@@farts8351 Mine is a smart phone. It's made by... wait for it... ...Motorotom Thanks, you've all been a great crowd. I'll be here all week. Try the Deerling.

[@Legendary_sartorian]

imagine how much different pokemon would be if all these entries actually happened in the cartoon

[@ybyoutube1969]

This needs to be real

[@naturegirl1999]

Well if it’s real, the world will get lots more dangerous :)

[@ybyoutube1969]

@@naturegirl1999 that's the point

[@paperbagcomedychannel7492]

y e s

[@therealboi3454]

No one else likes this comment also nice

[@lavatroll5733]

"Magcargo body temperature is 18000 degrees" *Then why he isnt blue?* Also i love the reply section, everyone is replying with what they think is correct

[@morbidgamerz4991]

Isint he actually supposed to be pink like their shiny? But I only heard that from a theory, please correct me if I'm wrong

[@lavatroll5733]

@@morbidgamerz4991 no

[@catharticdream]

@Parker Beaird The star Sirius has a surface temperature of 18,000°F, and it's bluish-white. So you're both correct!

[@afro4640]

Because he isn’t made of literal fire, just a lava-like substance.

[@cheek3664]

Token Black But doesn’t blue magma still exist?

[@kieontethelyricist]

I love how the 5 one was full of romance then Haunter is like *hold my beer*

[@kfchero2]

Oh hey look a baby huh neat

[@alexterra2626]

"...ah sh/t."

[@kenmojica]

Haunter is a ghost Pokémon and can't hold or drink a beer.

[@NAcHO-wx5vg]

I don’t know who’s more disturbing: lampent or the lady who lampent met.

[@sansfan2549]

She just wanted to make it happy so first one

[@Rusted_Obsidian]

@@sansfan2549 Lampent. Lady was looking out for Lampents happiness.

[@sansfan2549]

@@Rusted_Obsidian ok then

[@diesangir]

Latter is the last option. As in , the lady. The question was who is more disturbing .. Now read again what Sans wrote. Put each word into a translator and dictionary . You should discover , that The ending statement by sans .. is the same thought you just tried to explain to sans.

[@NAcHO-wx5vg]

안녕하세요! 🤣 has to reread both of their posts and laughed my ass off because of it.

[@timwoods2852]

I'm surprised there isn't an entry here for Gardivor and it making a black hole.

[@someone2334]

Matpat from game theory : Alright boys lez theorize

[@L0d0p]

Oh there is lol.

[@hazzesanimations8212]

(0////0) ___

[@skydoesmods5794]

@@someone2334 hi

[@Sexynhomeless0092]

I stretched Gardevoirs black hole

[@eudemonix8497]

"Well at least hes at peace now" "AnYoNe GoT a TrAsH bAg?!"?

[@_phong.huynh_]

Anyone got a jar? (Lenny face)

[@jaschabull2365]

Trubbish: *whistles*

[@JoshLefelhocz]

That is, til he evolves into an Annihilape and destroys everything around him.

[@pppie8509]

3:28 now imagine if that squirtle evolves into a wartortle it has to endure that pain for thousands of years

[@joseph3819]

nobody: Person reading the Pokémon entries: *says all the Pokémon horrors in the most unbothered monotone voice* that is a true professional if one ever existed

[@downdtube1343]

The real professional is the one who read every Dex entry and narrowed it down without ending themselves

[@TheGuardDuck]

It's supposed to be an A.I., like in the show.

[@johnmartinez7440]

Why does this comment have so many likes? A) This comment template is dead. B) It's the voice of the Pokedex, from the anime series. It's meant to sound monotonous, it's an AI.

[@AlexTrevell]

Fun fact: Due to thermal dynamics, it is possible for Magcargo to be that hot and not cause any 'significant' damage around it due to how small it is compared to the sun. The larger the object, the more the temperature matters.

[@Xalerdane]

Wouldn’t it still immediately burn into the ground?

[@lucifaerislifeandstuff5181]

@@Xalerdane not really lightning

[@Yental]

@@lucifaerislifeandstuff5181 actually, if it would come out of a pokeball it would cause something like a thermonuclear explosion

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

Granted, I have no source for this information, but I remember once hearing a scientist say that if the tip of a paperclip became as hot as the temperature of the sun (which isn't even as hot as Magcargo), it would instantly cause the entire Earth's atmosphere to ignite.

[@AlexTrevell]

@@TheDisarminghinkle We once had something way hotter on Earth for a fraction of a second and the Earth is still here.

[@chanhnguyen4269]

Shuckle: can survive world death Also shuckle: can’t survive a gorebyss

[@David-bw8lc]

Shuckle never died though. He is just regenerating

[@chanhnguyen4269]

dat explains more

[@jaschabull2365]

Hey, it's a rock type, that gorebyss had a type advantage.

[@Bidoofenshmirtz-Evil-inc]

He had his Shuckle juice for the world death. The gorebyss stole it from him.

[@sgwaris8853]

Shuckles was once a legendary pokemon before becoming a shackles 😀and he was stronger than charlizard 😎

[@jackwils3857]

"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time" shootout to everyone who got that reference 🤣

[@Unovakid24]

Nobody: Chansey: *Could I offer you an egg in this trying time?*

[@mushroomhead3619]

ScottFalco: Am I a joke to you?

[@hadrianmoment3944]

Chansey Devito

[@boxtank5288]

@@lazymay7654 Those things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born.

[@boxtank5288]

@@lazymay7654 Was wondering what reaction I'd garner from quoting Scatman John's 'Scatman'.

[@muichiro-kun14]

ah shit! here we go again with this nobody shits, sheesh.

[@thunderstar254]

"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?" *_Chansey Devito intensifies_*

[@kaijunding1896]

So if Metang can take the force of a jet place without retaining so much as a scratch, then does that mean that any Pokémon who can damage Metang is stronger than a jet plane? Bidoof has never been scarier

[@kk_cats6072]

AHHHH

[@Chevroletmontecarlo]

I fear magikarp now

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

I like how Alakazam still had a tiny amount of HP left after it's head exploded.

[@Mastermind8908]

"Chansey: Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?" Happy Easter 2020

[@bongocat6227]

Lampent must be having a field day at hospitals

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

@@bongocat6227 there just having a feast at hospitals becuse if this virus

[@Mastermind8908]

@Juan David Vega Morales Omg, I just got a visual! Lol

[@alejandrousma687]

Bruh that was so funny

[@Mastermind8908]

@OfficeCicada No no, imagine Devito's Penguin from Batman Returns, but all pink with an egg inside a kangaroo pouch.

[@marshmallowmountains4636]

The Houndoom one always scared me/made me so uncomfortable. I always thought intense, constant burning pain for the rest of your life sounded like a worse fate than death. I imagine if that were true, many people and Pokemon would commit suicide eventually.

[@mistylover2082]

Devil in HELL : hold my 🍺 Me : agreed and with me being the one who stepped in a 🔥🐜 nest when I was like 5 or ten something that would SUCK 😬

[@this_username_is_taken7004]

4:04 Kadabra would make an excellent Mystery Dungeon protagonist.

[@rogue1248]

He could, he might end up as the secondary human in the story.

[@skyolmos4850]

There was a Alakazam in the original mystery dungeon

[@Rubywing4]

@@rogue1248 Or a third one, since the secondary human in Rescue Team was Gengar. But who knows.

[@SavimusProductions]

It would be a literal nightmare if both Ash and Serena were fishing, and both caught a Luvdisc at the exact same time..

[@Chevroletmontecarlo]

And thats why xatu never fucking moves

[@jamesmarowa9434]

Imagine if they caught a Gorebyss

[@yasminemobley7858]

When Wigglytuff said that it missed singing until it fainted, I felt that.

[@Slayerthecrow]

Some of these pokemon entries make sense and some o them make me think that the guys who wrote these entries made sure to be high as balls before writing. PS: but if you think this is weird, Digimon has monsters that can move at super luminal speed, control space and time and poop gold turds.

[@remnantofthefirstworld2930]

Pokemon has all but that last one.

[@ZenoDLC]

Poop gold feces, and sometimes IS a gold feces

[@jasonvernish7366]

@@ZenoDLC never forget sukamon

[@johnmartinez7440]

Most of the creepy stuff is just based of old (mainly Japanese) folklore

[@adamkaris]

Don't forget the guns!!

[@edgelord8337]

Driffloon: *grabs the hands of children and drags them away to the after life* That's dark with a capital D.

[@dragondude4886]

It's nice to see you again edge lord

[@emerald_a_op4400]

Says the edge lord.

[@dragondude4886]

@@emerald_a_op4400 I'm no edge lord I'm a *Cool dude*

[@mateololero4091]

We can all agree we picture ness and pokey in place of the kids of example right?

[@IdontTryalot]

Edge lord

[@zane_shadowed7288]

Swablu being cute as a hat be like at 9:19

[@MasterJunior93]

Can someone remind me why Pokemon is still for kids even if most of these dark pokemon entries specifically bring harm to children or get people killed?

[@TheMasterVictory]

nobody reads the entries

[@liberatusblair]

Someone had some fun writing these entries. Someone with quite the distaste for humans and is probably a fan of junji itō.

[@The_Plush_Master]

@@TheMasterVictory I doo

[@Phoenix_Blader_93]

The pokedex entries are just for lols and not meant to be taken seriously

[@Phoenix_Blader_93]

The pokedex entries are just for lols and not meant to be taken seriously

[@LivingGuy484]

Fun fact: Gardevoir should never be image searched. Never.

[@mercuryrising9758]

Yeah your right. I tried it and it was a bad idea

[@LivingGuy484]

@@mercuryrising9758 I'm uh... I'm so sorry

[@mercuryrising9758]

@@LivingGuy484 it was my choice.i regret everything. Seriously why do people take time to draw those things

[@setokaiba4370]

Whoops

[@zanedomke8148]

Yep, should have listened.

[@noble430]

I KNEW THAT PERFECT FAMILY WAS NOT TO BE TRUSTED IN DORKLY!

[@kennethnwebb]

Hey look a baby how neat!

[@larryoliver1608]

Lowkey thought the haunted would kick him not his ice cream lmao

[@jasonz.7311]

Eh, it's only one baby.

[@vijayrattanbhat6268]

@@kennethnwebb no it's baby meat 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@kennethnwebb]

@@vijayrattanbhat6268 hahahahaha...that it is

[@silverfox41]

Okay, the swablu one is so wholesome I love it

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

*Fun Fact:* Arceus' 1,000 arms are actually stored within the creature's own dimension.

[@dgbd9030]

but there is a theory about the unknown being the hands.

[@Luna19912]

So it just has 1,000 spare arms just sitting on a shelf somewhere?

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Probably unknown

[@unknown634VODS]

Probably me?

[@jaypf80]

*piccolo voice* neeeeeeeeeeerd

[@emiranda2491]

I wish there is literal entry for Hatterene and Cursola in What If Pokedex Entries were ULTIMATELY Literal.

[@penguinflames707]

I got some ideas Sobble: when scared, this Pokémon cries. Its tears pack the chemical punch of 100 onions, and attackers won’t be able to resist weeping (sword) Hattrem: no matter who you are, if you bring strong emotions near this Pokémon, it will silence you violently (sword) Dragapult: apparently the dreepy inside dragapult’s horns eagerly look forward to being launched out at Mach speeds (shield) G-max gangar: rumor has it that it’s gigantic mouth leads not into its body, filled with cursed energy, but instead directly into the afterlife (sword) G-max alcremie: it launches swarms of missiles, each made of cream and loaded with 100,000 kilocalories. Get hit by one of these, and your head will swim (shield) Yes, 5 ideas with the pokedex entry stated with it for those who don’t know. I will let you come up with the ideas, and dorkly if these ideas are used. The entry’s are word for word.

[@eventideagentm7223]

Penguin Flames you dominos he’s already going out of business

[@Minhaz25]

Parker Beaird They like it though Masochists

[@pencilcheck]

The sobble one is in cannon anime, you can see that in the trailer which just released.

[@JPAlbornoza]

Anyone: **Falls Asleep** Hypno: FHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFH

[@ton4906]

That part is so disturbing...

[@yolzcabingas418]

69th like

[@fermosofiore1336]

I laugh at the sound

[@adelinaarmstrong9423]

I LOST IT AT THAT NOISE

[@adorableumbreon771]

Haha

[@gabrielkawa432]

Swablu, Luvdisc, and Shaymin are wholesome mons

[@mustard4762]

And then the baby gets kidnapped

[@whydoihave100subs]

haunter and drifloon:

[@parrot6167]

Gorebyss clearly went the omnivore route in cell stage.

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

ahh yes spore

[@gheran5858]

Spoink: *Heart stops* Also spoink: *MASSIVE BLEEED*

[@flarelukethecomedian2555]

Gamer Gheran it kinda makes since and kinda doesn’t

[@lawsonkrii3665]

UwU bleed all over me daddy

[@zcarp8642]

@@lawsonkrii3665 ... it wouldve costed you nothing to be quiet yet you curse this comment section with that

[@gachaclubocsimprover3311]

@@zcarp8642 *cuddles with u* ùwú

[@zcarp8642]

@@gachaclubocsimprover3311 ..... please no

[@Phoenixesper1]

3:33 "I'm a guy that turned into kadabra, i'm from beige town..." My god.... so rusty isn't the only horrible tragedy to come out of beige town! LMAO!

[@HamzaH367]

The people who created those entries need therapy

[@kaeyaluckaealberich1612]

This series is funny and I love it.

[@carachamadofinger4640]

-Alakazam what weapon you choose to fight today? - *_S P O O N_*

[@johndavis4194]

the spoon is a wepon thet is the tick aproved reily old kids show if you dont know what the tick is

[@carachamadofinger4640]

@@johndavis4194 lol

[@fuwa1276]

OH NO HE'S GOT A SPOON

[@Darkko88]

Never bring a spoon to a telekinetic fight

[@ArranVid]

Uri Geller: "understandable"

[@EdmondBrown]

"Oh, hey, look a baby! Aw, NEAT!" I love all the references.🤣

[@mono475]

Which reference were you talking?

[@EdmondBrown]

@@mono475 How Sonic always said,"Huh,.....neat." in these Dorkly bits. Now everybody else starting to say it.

[@PsycicStriker]

@@EdmondBrown Huh, Neat

[@shadowkeepr441]

9:09 wow, that was actually really wholesome.

[@weirdgamer508]

Dorkly: What should we name the new video Also Dorkly: What if we use the same name but change 1 word Dorkly: BRUH thats sick

[@nazarethdude5070]

*huh, neat.

[@buglab2285]

Add

[@oresti9271]

"hey Look a baby huh neat" 😂😂

[@nickshane9314]

Brock Kiba and his blue eyes white onix

[@oresti9271]

@@nickshane9314 lol

[@donttrustnoone3921]

Hi I am your 69th like

[@xanafein8453]

@@nickshane9314 shiny onyx is green tho yo

[@grandma_joe_4206]

Couple:*Has a wonderful life and a child* Driftloon:* YOINK*

[@gojuraisforever9574]

8:11 I like how they attack each other’s trainers. Lol

[@Phisotomoc]

Me: *Peacefully petting my Magcargo in omega ruby* Also me after seeing Magcargos pokedex entry: 🗿

[@littlegamedude6351]

how hypno just goes "FHFHFHFHFHFH" is hilarious

[@marcogamez4739]

Dr, lecter.

[@kurisu_gamingyt920]

I didnt expect it

[@TheLiberalBoogeyman]

And a nice Chianti

[@ramonlopez95]

When i seen that i died!😂😂😂

[@mateololero4091]

Ain't no one gonna talk about how lovely yet heartbreaking the relationships in dorkly are? For example, the couple on episode 5 or scyther and smart red. It really seems fulfilling as an alternate reality aside the main game, and then it takes a dark turn, "the end of dorkly" and the drifloon

[@scott86747]

Hypno's voice was perfect 😂

[@mae8920]

10:27 this is why we can't have nice things, damn you dorkly.

[@mistylover2082]

😆 Lol

[@desmondgentle1474]

I will never tire of that 'huh, neat'.

[@nevodahari916]

Same :P

[@michaelplaysbass8311]

I'm the fat kid that won't get lifted away

[@beezcheese]

no you play bass (and guitar but I'll ignore that) and us bass players are so epic that everyone wants you

[@SKabir-tb1ek]

now your comment likes are 69 bruh

[@michaelplaysbass8311]

Awww y'all are so nice!

[@gotdamn4989]

v wholesome

[@probablynotleo4340]

3:38 I somehow can imagine Ness turning into Kadabra for no reason.

[@melon_boi5872]

Someone: * Is literally dying * Chansey *E G G ?*

[@johndavis4194]

lambint:hippaty hoppaty you soul is now my prorty

[@keynanmartinez]

Who ever made these Pokedex are forgetting that they are working with a "family and friendly company" Nintendo yet they didn't get the memo.

[@ZenoDLC]

You think kids are gonna read all these?

[@keynanmartinez]

@@ZenoDLC Well Nintendo is a bit "mature" on characters these days.

[@davidparkes7741]

Nintendo stopped being "family friendly" a LONG time ago lol.

[@keynanmartinez]

@@davidparkes7741 Yes i know.

[@johnmartinez7440]

Some of these were made 25 years ago

[@The_Wallflower]

4:55 I didn’t know I was in this video...I DIDN’T CONSENT!!!

[@johnbailey5835]

Alakazam: I have an IQ of 5,000. Brainstorm: That is decidedly cute. 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

[@davidmarshall3683]

I feel like we should have a literal pokemon game.

[@akirakurusu861]

Well we won’t have humans

[@connorbrennan2920]

That’d be sick

[@Faux_Sunlight]

Read the manga for that.

[@shannonavery784]

69 likes nice

[@ShinoSarna]

The best part is that it's all technically canon.

[@MarshtompGames]

"Old Man Sonic. Part. 69." Xatu - 2020

[@jaclynpratt4863]

4:12 KADABRA used HARSH TRUTH!

[@theffects9545]

That was… super effective

[@CoreythelordoftheIsles]

@@theffects9545*cries-*

[@SmashHit_Pro2010]

​@@theffects9545 ooœeæa

[@usernamexe]

Yveltal: everyone in this world hates me so much. i hate this world. going to kill my self. every life on pokemon world: *NO DUDE NONONONONONO YOU HAVE SO MUCH REASONS TO LIVE FOR!!!*

[@Silly_Billy1]

1:51 People’s names in speed runs

[@bruhbrat9038]

69 likes nice

[@tausiftaha12]

69 likes nice I MAKE IT 70 GET NOOBED HAHAHA

[@yeetboi1938]

@@tausiftaha12 Jesus christ chill out

[@tausiftaha12]

@@yeetboi1938 no!

[@bruh01839]

@@tausiftaha12 just chill

[@QuantumRealm-]

Just wait till the one about an eevee's face looking like its trainer's face. (Oh god if Guzma got an eevee just imagine...)

[@johndavis4194]

NO NOO GOD PLEAS NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@therealboy23]

Soooooooo.... what about Wario?

[@emmabane6777]

When The Rock gets an Eevee:

[@justagamersquad2907]

@@emmabane6777 my type of eevee

[@player-wz3so]

Tbh, I was expecting the squirtle who got burned to turn into a blastoise over the course of 70 years

[@constantine7534]

Jigglypuff Never stops singing eh? My JigglyPuff: *koffs in melody* *dies*

[@ElusivG]

Having a cloud bird on my head sounds adoreable and so cute

[@Brydav_Massbear]

My favorite scene is when Macargo’s body becomes so that it causes everything to catch fire, and makes everyone scream and panic.

[@1989BluePhantom]

I remember reading the pokedex entry for houndoom for the first time when I was a kid. Which made me always wonder how he was not banned from trainer battles, because after houndoom uses its fire attacks on a foe - that pokemon would be debilitated for life. I can almost see someone making a video of where a trainer uses his houndooms powers to his advantage in competitions by sneaking fire attacks on their pokemon before an official match starts lol. Xatu: "Old man Sonic part 69" what? XD 💫

[@TruMaverick]

Have we seen these all before? Yes Did we watch them all again? Yes

[@kk_cats6072]

Yes.

[@ricardosierra749]

Dam right

[@maikerrioerr_sunflower]

1:51 Magcargo: This is fine...

[@MikotoShinonome13]

*_HOT DAMN!_*

[@buatareddevils2636]

Why nobody mention Xatu scene 😂😂😂 12:24 "Old man Sonic part 69"😂😂😂

[@kijura-8457]

5:30 this dude is the very best