If "Real People" Commercials were Real Life - CHEVY Millennials

[@ZebraCorner]

Please follow us on social media so we can be cool like Millennials @Ali_Zebracorner & @im_Mahk

[@henryk1031]

Why am I watch a four year old video that a comment was just pinned on?

[@ekimmitsuki8628]

Why did I just see your pinned comment after rewatching the video? Will follow you boss.

[@malignant3423]

@@ekimmitsuki8628 thank you, Ekim, very cool

[@nicktw2386]

?

[@kaidoneker2492]

It’s funny cause millenials can’t afford it

[@bondovwvw]

This is the best character Matt damon has ever played .

[@daniel_of_jersey4775]

Thats not matt damon😂😂

[@AConquerorsVendetta]

That's clearly Mark Wahlburg 😂

[@isaiahnoll201]

He's like a mix of Mark Walberg and Matt Damon lol

[@ivanm2225]

Big Noll their unofficial bastard child

[@rehelms]

@@isaiahnoll201 Matt Wahlberg 👀😂

[@gutterbear5372]

"It's making us all look the same and we're all individuals." Immediately shows two guys that look identical.

[@azuki_O]

This was hilarious

[@scallywag1716]

I can’t believe this was an actual Chevy commercial. We’re they thinking they were being “ironic” because that generation LOVES being ducking ironic with everything. Douches.

[@sheeznutz2254]

Ya gay

[@shaunreed2884]

"Fresh off the mountain with broken backs" lol

[@TheNacho1717]

God knows millennials ruin the quality of life with their butt f’ing cancel culture.

[@dragons_red]

They got the most stereotypical acting and caricature looking Millennials to do a commerical about not stereotyping and caricatur-ing Millennials. This is some level of meta-irony I have not seen before, like a hole in space time is going to open up or whateva.

[@friendlycanadian3150]

"We don't all have beards piercings and tattoos" says the one with all of them

[@Monpi62]

They look more hipsters than millenials

[@brayh212]

@@Monpi62 So they look like millennials?

[@brizzle711]

Man it’s like these people are actors and not “real people”

[@HughMungus4655]

who do you think are the people making these decisions ultimately? its a bunch of boomers in a boardroom that dont know what the fuck is going on and havent since the 70s

[@reidsimonson]

“We are all unique individuals” as everyone sitting there looks exactly the same and is expressing the exact same opinion. Yes, unique indeed…

[@Laz4r96]

Sitting right next to his clone

[@humantacos9800]

Millennials and most Gen Zs in a nutshell. I feel bad for the normal ones born into the wrong time.

[@chaosflash7]

i mean…that’s the joke

[@user-vf9ee6kn1e]

@@humantacos9800 As a member of generarion Z, I would like to point out that most of us aren't that bad, the worse ones just tend to be the loudest.

[@2639theboss]

Yeah theyre fucking paid actors dumbass. Of course theyre saying the same thing. You think theyre just gonna chat about the weather?

[@Mo-fz1to]

They grabbed a batch of people from the local starbucks to film this.

[@fanzhang5568]

Make that to the local organic fair trade single origin brewer. Starbucks is lame now.

[@cheatham777]

From Seattle

[@jamestinsley3110]

No, that crowd would have been too butch for this echo chamber.

[@SnomGxd]

u have 666 likes *grunts* fixed, satin is gone

[@k-leb4671]

@@fanzhang5568 Starbucks has been lame for a long time.

[@gregn8309]

- I work 6 days a week - I mean, someone is gotta make that latte, right? LOL

[@mikehawkthehelldiver1955]

Thats great 😂👍

[@xavandres]

oof

[@AOitsAO]

Mega oof

[@58kenstyle]

That was gold

[@MaxxMcGeePrivate]

She works "like" 6 days a week, so she's not even sure about it ;)

[@CUM2america]

Funny how they look exactly like the people in the pictures 😂

[@lxtunaxl9353]

CUM2america it actually looks like good commercials tbh. It’s offensive because it portrays a mirror how they all try to be unique? Gtfo here. Offend because their style can be mimicked is pretty much it. In my opinion

[@Galaxy-rj1kj]

Juan Torres I like how every generation is like this also but you a boomer 🤮 so of course ya hate is based on bs

[@preferredduck1]

I thought they were them at first photoshopped lol.

[@youngsamuel1]

And think they are unique

[@WorldKeepsSpinnin]

The thing all of you have wrong here is you are generalizing millions of people. Not how it works, the people in this video are definitely “unique” but not in a good way. “Generations” have no meaning there’s no need to group people in with this type of crowd because they were born at the same time as them.

[@dougcole3796]

The Wyatt derp and cock holiday line made me spit out my drink lmao

[@logann7942]

Same

[@dankpotato2752]

"Have you looked in a mirror lately??? cos you have all three of those " daamn I love this guy 😂😂

[@hyper834]

Dank Potato nice tic tac toe tattoo guess I’ll get x’s since your ears got o’s

[@mr.irrelevant8826]

„what does that mean it whines all the time and gets easily get offended” I haven’t heard such facts 📠

[@joshuamclean4588]

“Thats offensive” “Not every single person has a beard” Way to break the stereotype guys 👏👏

[@undistinguishedlyricist3324]

Joshua McLean lmfao!!! As he finishes brushing his hands through his

[@jodiebug1]

They’re pissed because they don’t like how passé their look is. They are insisting that they are original!

[@cupofcoffegrounds1660]

“Not every one has a beard” whilst all having beards

[@mattnara4917]

I like how that same guy threw in “that’s offensive” after the last photo of people break dancing. He just did what Mark mentioned in the beginning of the video.

[@dzerres]

They all have beards or are beards.

[@dicebagdaryl]

"That's a bit cliche." ...says the bearded, tattooed Millennial

[@-lll-ll-llll-AVE]

Seems like you didn’t catch the fact that they’re paid actors with scripts

[@MIOrko]

@ Thanks for being a dickhead

[@MIOrko]

@@-lll-ll-llll-AVE Well thats whole idea behind Mahk's hatred towards Chevy isnt it

[@-lll-ll-llll-AVE]

This is Geh yes absolutely, but most people in the comments are coming at the identity of those featured people as if they were real.. which they are not!

[@MIOrko]

@@-lll-ll-llll-AVE that's the joke they are doing I think after they are fans of Mahk.

[@muzikamor2923]

"I'll tell you what this car doesn't have." That list just KILLED... ME 😂😂😂

[@everythingbox]

He forgot balls.

[@scarymsmary]

It’s 100% true. Chevy should actually watch that part.

[@truckertae9725]

That's what cars doesn't have today all plastic and doesn't last long

[@starbrand3726]

"Not all millennials have beards, piercing and tattoos." I almost pissed my pants when he said look in the mirror.

[@rileylopez]

Same

[@HoweDoYouDo1999]

Haha might as well start now cause said people are setting a bad example shit I think these people let said guard down walking through those doors expecting a fucking car 😂

[@paulieramos]

He said, you have all three! I done fell out my chair

[@Slothfulgamer-cb6lx]

I got two of three I hate myself now.

[@Slothfulgamer-cb6lx]

Check that I'm a millenial I already did.

[@colbycouture2430]

"It gets easily offended and complains about everything" lmfao

[@stinky6832]

colby couture he said it as i read this comment

[@devillarratt4134]

Isnt this guys character that he complains about everything

[@ghostfac3182]

And right after they got offended and complained lol

[@devillarratt4134]

Yes but hes doing the same thing, complaining about complaining

[@coletrickle1775]

Man. Is this about millennials or the winey right wing snowflakes that are whinning about millennials? Sorry right wingers, your projection only fools the idiots.

[@P_Rod]

They look like the GTA characters 😂

[@BinkyMycat]

This is spot on haha

[@Anonymous-xt8zu]

Trevor would kill them no question

[@Harry_Ballz]

@@Anonymous-xt8zu He would eat them

[@stunseedordeesnuts]

Also that comment in this video taught me NOT to buy a declasse

[@omarkhalaf7014]

Because they tried to get "real people not actors" that look like "millennials"

[@pantherplatform]

_"EASILY OFFENDED AND COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERYTHING"_

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Nice

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Lol

[@johna4387]

I lost it when one of the millennials actually unironically said “that’s offensive” 😂

[@christinaluv1065]

😂 🤣

[@gorkyd7912]

...Lispfully...

[@jbloun911]

millenials are offensive to me, i need a safe space from their insanity

[@lucrative6477]

@rjascott did you just fail at being a grammar nazi? ouch.

[@butthole9580]

John A what offends me is millennials being offended

[@jrweischedel249]

I give this video a JD power award for initial quality

[@DVeck89]

Only good for the first 90 seconds then?

[@dis6wood]

Dantastic Just like me during sex

[@VioletRM]

Dantastic it went downhill at 3:11

[@lray801]

You mean JD Powah, right?

[@ilock345]

* JD Powah Awaghd!

[@ryanjones7681]

"Fresh off the mountain with a broken back I see" died

[@joelmoreaux4038]

Ryan Jonas i legit died about a good 3 or 4 times bc of that

[@lolwha4021]

Wyatt Derp & Cock Holiday ROFL

[@c.c.4597]

@@lolwha4021 Yep, that's what did me in... Jesus...

[@Jamesmartens55]

Wyatt Derp and Cock Holliday.

[@pandemic7]

Joel Moreaux You “legit died?” Something tells you would’ve fit right into this commercial. 😂

[@blackhat1018]

“I just looked it up…I AM a millennial. I hate myself.” That’s pretty on-brand for a millennial, actually.

[@piggy310]

So is "on brand".

[@scherzo7224]

"Oh my guoad" I am a millennial

[@noahstevens2003]

Philip N.L I’m sorry you’re people set a bad reputation you will never be able to escape

[@datsun100a3]

Noah Stevens They said it in the video idiot.

[@sportsjame]

Wow. Chevy has a ton of shitty ads but this one is by far the worst of them. A bunch of cliche hipsters complaining about how everyone thinks in cliches of them Also the horrible car at the end

[@kaelgagnon4656]

True.

[@mctwistman119]

You realize, this is a parody... and not an actual commercial.

[@Ryan-xu9zb]

@@mctwistman119 Mahk is added in via video editing. He's not sitting in on that. I've never seen the actual commercial, but I assume it is real.

[@Notanothercrayon]

@@mctwistman119 this is an actual commercial. The guy from boston is the part that's edited in

[@GreddyReaddy]

This commercial (without markh) was actually air on tv

[@jberczi6]

"Have you looked in the mirror, because you have all three of those things"

[@deeaunwebster8736]

Jack Berczi and

[@idkidk7087]

Jack Berczi “I guess I’ll take x’s, cause your ears got o’s”

[@tuckercarlson6427]

Lmao! :D

[@MrBeeWee]

Jack Berczi we saw the video

[@Sadend]

Hello, may I ask from where the fuck is that jellyfish avatar picture of yours?

[@Appleboy78165]

I fucking lost it at the “Wyatt Derp and Cock Holliday” line xD

[@Drewster327]

Did they grab the whole population of portland for this ad lol

[@nuckymancini7013]

Portland, Oregon Seattle, Washington San Francisco, California

[@nuckymancini7013]

They got 2 Boise, Idaho Salt Lake City, Utah (*and THEY GOT RUN OUTTA TOWN!!!) Then they arrived @Las Vegas, Nevada...

[@nuckymancini7013]

U dont even wanna KNOW?!? WTF!?! @Happened when they hit Phoenix, Arizona?!?...

[@sirdioth]

Nucky Mancini what the fuck are you talking about?

[@tc7225]

Sir Dioth your either a liberal or have never been in those areas. They are a bunch of liberals cities where people look like them.

[@jberczi6]

"Big giant door, let me guess there's a shitty car behind it...yep"

[@justpeachy7377]

Jack Berczi 😂😂😂😂😂 this guy

[@garrettjenkins244]

*Cah

[@MikeHedges1993]

fuck i cant like it because its at 666

[@henrywhite6821]

1.1 thousand likes damn

[@idkidk7087]

Henry White man 1.1 likes? That’s a really low amount.

[@collinwalker8655]

“It’s designed specifically for you guys” “So what’s that mean it gets easily offended and complains about everything?”

[@caseycostello4357]

Chevy sales has gone down because of zebra's corner

[@osslayer8976]

Perfect time for Ok Boomer

[@starisesun7692]

Lol best line

[@bored58]

Yes, those things were indeed said in the video.

[@naterk9460]

Other millennials in the room: *Proceed to get offended and complain about everything*

[@purpledove7008]

Brings out car Girl: Ooo I like it Mahk: No you don't 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@broment9789]

“Guess I’ll take x’s cause your ears got o’s” LMAAO

[@jrseahorse5886]

Ikrrrr 😂 that was my favorite part

[@dingbat999]

i prayed for beardman right there

[@shayla106]

Victor Polo So did the rest of us, so your comment is as redundant as the the first one.

[@iLlegal_iBex]

I'll take o'x since you got ex's

[@rogerrabbit8304]

SAVAGE

[@MB808AllDay]

were these millennials taken from a coffee shop in San Francisco?

[@TheFartistic]

Have you been to SF lately? Yeah sure lots of millennials, but not the "cool" hipster type, just dweeby neckbeards with too much money. It's usually a nice sweet immigrant that lives across the bay for slightly less rent serving you coffee in San Francisco. The people in the commercial? LA, DEFINITELY Los Angeles.

[@MB808AllDay]

Esteban Moya lol immigrants? Imagine immigrants moving to one of the most expensive cities in the United States to work at a coffee shop....as a millennial myself those in the liberal cities are fucked and lost in the world believing everything should be handed to them. As for immigrants moving to the Bay Area good luck affording it I don’t understand your rebuttal it’s lost 😂

[@TheFartistic]

@@MB808AllDay You don't live here, you have no idea what you are talking about. Try reading comments more than once before replying. I said "immigrants that live across the bay" meaning NOT San Francisco. Which is not to say there aren't any immigrants here currently, there are as many immigrants living here in SF as any big city in America, there always has been and we're better off for it. What's concerning is the decline in diversity that's growing. There are less and less every year here in SF and yes this city has always been expensive but that never stopped my parents from immigrating here. It is A LOT harder now due to unprecedented rise in cost of living that's happened in less than ten years. And aren't most cities liberal, for the most part? I don't get where you're going with that comment about hand outs. Sounds like you're assuming I'm a liberal because I live in SF? WRONG, but ok. You must be a wannabe hipster.

[@MB808AllDay]

Esteban Moya read the last thing you said and you couldn’t be any more wrong weirdo

[@TheFartistic]

@@MB808AllDay See? It's not very nice to make blind assumptions, is it?

[@atzincastellanos6778]

“Omg look at these two, fresh off the mountain with the broken back I see” omg wtf 😂

[@johncaulder969]

Not many people understand that but that shit was funny😂😂☠️

[@SupramanTRD]

I think he meant fresh from brokeback mountain

[@johncaulder969]

SupramanTRD he probably did but that was funny

[@atzincastellanos6778]

SupramanTRD i think it would have been a bit too obvious and people would look it up easily

[@ThaSlymes]

@@johncaulder969 no he didn't, he chose his words carefully. His chosen version was best.

[@gregs7519]

This is absolutely hilarious. Not just the commentary that Mahk added, but the actual real commercial. Whoever made it is a trolling genius

[@Dixon_Cider407]

"That's offensive. Millennials are all unique" **pans out** **literally looks and dressed the same as the guy next to him**

[@villaescusacarloscv]

Zink they like to feel unique but in the end they just copy each other cause it's trendy

[@DemonTwoBravo]

It's like a fucking uniform.

[@Muenni]

I mean those obviously aren't millenials picked randomly off the street...

[@RealSeanSchumacher]

+Muenni guys quick, over here, I think I found one.

[@AbramSF]

Zink "We picked 7 weirdos off the street that were born after 1987". Let's just pretend they speak for everyone else 30 and younger. They're so old making this car commercial that they think Millennials are kids. Lol.

[@raisinbran1421]

“We don’t have tatoos, piercings, and beards” “Have you looked in the mirror lately cuz you got all three” I’m dead

[@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi]

@ this is spot on. If you don't want to sound like a normie millennial, don't say normie millenial things like that.

[@TheBehm08]

Is it my turn for tic-tac-toe?

[@uninspiredhaven7893]

How to write a comment Put a quote Put another person's quote Write "I'm dead" or "lmao" Congratulations, you wrote literally every comment ever

[@Cam-oh8pn]

hehe it does my heart good to see that other people hate dimwitted comments like this as much as i do C:

[@diamond8645]

Why are all y’all so pressed lmao

[@bigdog7632]

“I just looked it up, I’m a millennial. I hate myself.”

[@christopherparks4342]

Sadly....i know the feeling. I thought i was too old for that category.

[@craigmak]

@@christopherparks4342 They changed the criteria and made the generation massive. IMO 1980 is way too early to represent these worthless people. The truly shitty millennials grew up with the internet and don't know how to function without it. People who grew up in the 80's didn't have the internet yet and were allowed to go outside and fuck themselves up. The shitty millenials were raised by helicopter parents and told constantly that they are important.

[@grey1916]

@@craigmak Who hurt you?

[@Turk380]

no. Gen Y and Millennial are NOT the same and I don't care what anyone says. they are wrong. this is the hill I will die on.

[@Lucifronz]

@@craigmak You do realize that not every millennial is a hipster d-bag right? I don't know what generation you're in, and frankly I don't give a shit, but I wouldn't assume everyone else in your generation is worthless based on anything you said. I know you're an outlier and that there are plenty of people who are better than you out there from the same generational category. So go fuck yourself.

[@jaimegrant1682]

"Don't act like you don't go to the drum circle every week."

[@SledLob]

“Fresh off the mountain with the broken back I see” killed me

[@tylerwhitney1161]

Lol

[@six-pack1332]

Wyatt Derp and Cock Holiday

[@ThaSlymes]

@Victor Polo and? You want a cookie?

[@caribstu]

I fuckin pissed myself laughing at that one

[@joepascual2388]

"look everybody it's Wyatt Derp and Cock Holiday"

[@bentcucumber2412]

"Its making us all look the same" *pans out to show a guy next to him basically dressed the same*

[@benbarnett-t1x]

Lmao

[@JazzyMachines]

“I’ll take x’s cuz ur ears got O’s” killed me😂😂😂

[@hazda5791]

I was dead lmao

[@hectormartinez42]

😂💀🤣🤣

[@knux7468]

I died omg

[@passionfly1]

I know I did too! AUTHENTICITY is KING!

[@vapid9943]

best line ever. and it's so low key too

[@q1uma]

Might be the only time where “real actors” were actually real, they were offended by everything 😂

[@mc6516]

"nice tic tac tattoo, I guess ill take X's cuz your ears got O's" lmao

[@alecgiroux]

I genuinely couldn't stop laughing at that line

[@perez2k144]

lol

[@gweenbean_]

yes, that is what he said in the video. thank you for pointing that out.

[@ballsmcgee7765]

I think everything was hilarious except that part... I could have thought of 15 different things about holes in your ears.. that would have been way funnier

[@iz9332]

LMAO

[@byrdie03]

“Fresh off the mountain with a broken back” made be lose it😂😂😂

[@darlenespatafore1743]

Lmao

[@mvsawyer]

Wyatt Derp and Cock Holiday.

[@nickschmitz7044]

Yup I held it together until that line😂😂😂

[@barryf5479]

People in the house were wondering why I was laughing so hard that I could hardly breathe.

[@rogerbenson9544]

Literally can't breath thought that shit was so fuckin funny

[@brett2660]

Mahk is not the hero we deserve, he's the sarcastic fuck we all need. Thank you, Mahk.

[@Rievven]

The voice to cut through the bull shit of our generation.

[@codyschmidt510]

The Anonymous Sir Backspace lol u can't be a light hearted sarcastic southerner because if u say anything you will be automatically called illiterate and racist... so sorry but you can't have any southern accents because of modern outward views of us we shouldn't be allowed to exist.

[@lovemoney412]

Michael Bridgestales u mean generation Y?

[@brett2660]

This was a good comment.

[@UnitedStatesSpaceForce]

"fresh off the mountain with a broken back" IM DONE 🤣

[@enriquepena2009]

"I Am a Millenial...I hate myself now." That's literally all of us

[@brightproduction6494]

rockerchair be happy your not gen z. I can’t go anywhere without someone portraying us has unfocused idiots. Also I can’t go anywhere we’re there isn’t gen z that isn’t an unfocused idiot

[@RealStealthyNinja]

I'm Gen X... ahhh feels good man.

[@johnjames1590]

@BrightProduction It's because millennials don't know how to think critically, all we hear is name calling and emotional appeals.

[@johnjames1590]

@Squeak Tech savvy, no doubt. But that goes with the times, the oldies were more tech savvy than their parents, and so on. But no, this is an actual problem. In that you are not actually learning how to do it in the school. Thus if your parents don't teach you, you don't have it. For example, I viewed one assignment from a school recently, and it did have a critical thinking exercise. But the way it was framed wasn't actually real. I forget what it was specifically, but it was something like; Jenny and Sarah love each other. Do you think that society will support their lesbian marriage, or look down on them? So it's supposedly getting you to "engage" with your own thought processes, and gauging things in an overview sort of way. But from the outset it's presupposing that the "marriage" is something right or noble, and depicting people that disagree with this crazy idea as villains. So they bumble out of the school with an image where anyone who disagrees with this themes as not only hateful monsters, but also, stupid (because by definition they would've got an F in that class. So they truly believe they must be dumb by this standard). And then they call them whichever buzz word that the topic has, be it misogynist or islamaphobe or in this case, the dreaded homophobe. And THIS, in itself, is their argument. Ie; Oh you're just a homophobe, so you're wrong automatically. Wrong about what? I don't want to type forever, but critical thinking involves dealing with the actual content of whatever someone says. So if I say homosexuals have the most aids, instead of labelling the opponent as a Homophobe, you would instead say something like "have you got any statistics for that". Then if they are brought forth, you would accept the point. Nowadays to accept any unfavourable Fact is the same as leaving what could only be described as a Liberal Religion. Originally in debates like in Rome etc, if anyone did an ad hominem, they would be mercilessly ridiculed. The moment a word like homophobe popped out they would be told to sit down as the Loser. It's completely the opposite now; Labelling someone as something means you won. That's why you have these people like Milo Yiannopolous being one of the few that is (or was) allowed to openly criticise gays. There's a reason he was able to skate through, and it's because they couldn't possibly put the "Homophobe" thing on him, so they could unfairly win. Same with women on abortion or black people against BLM or whichever. It's insane! But my point is: You don't even know how to do this "dealing with the content of the argument"... I would be stunned if you've ever done it. And by doing it I mean: You actually changed yourself once you did see a Fact that is contrary to what you initially thought was right.

[@johnjames1590]

@Squeak Well you personally might not be, we are speaking in generalities. There's always exceptions. It's like when you say "Americans love football"... Well, they do. Most of them do. Is this refuted because some guy named Bob sits alone in his house hating football? We have to speak in generalities, and obviously I don't see every assignment the schools are indoctrinating with now. But if they are framing questions under a confined premise at all- That, is brainwashing. It's trying to shut your mind down so you'll be malleable. I mean picture that crazy assignment... You have to choose if the public is nasty or supportive of the lesbians. You have to pick one, or you get an F. That is frightening. Two more examples: They read out the Shakespeare play Romeo & Juliet, but they have two boys read for Romeo and Juliet. It's subtle, but isn't it a bit gay? Am I crazy or should a girl read Juliet? The other one i'll mention is they went on and on about "bullying the gays" and how bad it was. And then as an exercise, they got the kids to hold hands with the same gender, and they had to pretend they were a couple. This they say is a way to make you "less homophobic". You see how they spin it with something that sounds good? Do you want the poor little gays to feel afraid? No? Well do this exercise, to help the poor gays. Henceforth they have you parading around holding hands with the same gender, getting you used to it, with a smirk on their lying evil face. You can see the trick here right? Good if that hasn't happened in your school. If it does: Report that teacher. If it makes you feel uncomfortable, it's probably because you sense something is off. Usually the teachers play innocent when they are caught, but at least you'll get it to stop. See... I think maybe you feel defensive because at present you assumed gay is ok, and I must be "hateful" and "bad". I'm not though, don't hate them, don't have a "phobia", nothing. The facts on it are that Homosexuals are statistically dying twenty years younger than normal people. So, even if I wasn't religious, I would tell a gay he needs to stop, or he'll die. Same as I tell druggies to stop, because they will also die from the activity. If I said druggies should stop, you'd be calm, and probably agree. But you didn't know homosexuality is also an activity that leads to Death. Yes, death. They have specialist doctors that do reconstructive surgery on the damage it causes. I don't know how old you are, so I wont go into gross specifics. But suffice to say; Gays often walk around with blood oozing out of their anus. It's not a safe activity, and that's one of the primary ways they are getting all the STDs. Let this be a test for you. You don't have to prove anything to me, prove it to yourself. If the gay lifestyle results in death, am I a bad person if I warn them about that? Recommending they stop. Ask yourself. If you can answer that critically, you might preserve your mind from being warped into one of the drones, that can't think objectively.

[@NickLiang]

"Fresh off the mountain of a broken back" LOLOLOL

[@christinaluv1065]

NL3044 - That was epic!

[@marinbenutic8816]

Ahahhahahaah that line ended me

[@93stang19]

Omg I died @ tattoo like a limp penis

[@soulcollector_sr388]

Wyatt Derp and Cock Holliday

[@Tindy4498]

Yeah I love making fun of gay people too

[@brandona7526]

I refuse to believe this commercial is real. Chevy is practically making this guy's material for him

[@joeboswell2314]

His stuff has so much traction I am willing to bet we see something out of their next commercial with him, or they fire their TERRIBLE marketing dept/consultant

[@mbt808]

Joe Boswell at least then Chevy could actually have a real person on their commercial

[@JayJoe626]

Was this commercial real?!!?

[@kmca1495]

Brandon A i actually thought this was a real commercial

[@SoundlessScream]

Brandon A Yeah

[@Leanzazzy]

Millennials who embody the stereotype offended about being stereotyped. The sad part is that he didn't even edit that; it was in the original ad.

[@thedrakster5887]

Girl: Ohh I like this car Mahk: No you don’t LMFAOOO

[@bambi3674]

😂😂😂

[@gorkyd7912]

Chevrolet would have a hard time competing with an 8 year old Honda Fit with peeling trim pieces for the Millennial market.

[@slowedbeats]

"it's the all new Chevy Cruze" "ooooh i like it!" "no you don't"

[@morerice.6457]

Zion honestly it's ugly

[@rangstang667]

Naruto Lover it's looks the same as every other car they've sold

[@twiztid6977420]

Mike tastik My 95 z28 begs the differ lol.

[@rangstang667]

still looks like shit in my opinion

[@UncleSmack]

Beerus The Destroyer begs TO differ...numb nuts

[@GarfThings]

fuck. that advert destroyed itself. it didn't need any more help.

[@osjuchava]

It's so weird. Is it pro-millennial or anti-millennial? Ii looks like it's trying to be ironic but feels like the "real people" are genuinely offended. Why do they picked the most cliched type of hipsters to represent millennials? And what is it with that horrible shade of blue? At this point I think Chevy is purposely making this horrible commercials just to get attention. And it looks like it's working. I'm so confused.

[@GarfThings]

I think you're right. The point is were talking about it now and there is controversy that will piss off a demographic. No publicity is bad publicity

[@GarfThings]

Unless you're American airlines

[@TheBleepBloopBlop]

Gareth Archer I'll never buy a chevy because of these commercials... is that good publicity?

[@GarfThings]

Steven Irwin you buying anything you zombie

[@TheWetworm]

The thing i love the most.. is he isn't even exaggerating 😂😂😂

[@cokelessname6631]

Guess i'll take X's since your ears got O's 😂😂

[@wumbology8421]

Let's all just take a minute to appreciate that

[@shackman9566]

Lol every time I see one of these idiots with crap in their ears I got to wonder are freaking nuts. Even the primitive African tribes have most likely realized putting bones through your nose ain't cool. Stretching holes in your ear lobes the size of fifty cent pieces? Do that make you hear better. I really hate to see a pretty women with nose piercings. I have to steal a glimpse, is that a booger? What is going on are these cartoons kids watch screwing up there brains? I blame Barney. The only messed up kids from my generation were the one's that were allowed to and wanted to watch Mr Rodgers neighbor hood. My Mom thought he was creepy and actually didn't allow us watch it. I was to busy playing out side to care. We could whittle sticks and play army and had a blast. If a kid was fat it was because he had some health issues not because he was lazy. These kids are all messed up these days.

[@somkeshav4143]

Shack Man that’s fucked to demonize a generation just because they are different I mean previous generations did the exact same to the generations after them and insult them for no good reason

[@craigmak]

Seriously, whoever thought that looking like a tribal African would be cool is a complete moron. They all look like trash. Horrible aesthetics all around. Just abysmal looking generation.

[@dawnoftruth1]

@@somkeshav4143 Yea, naw, justify one generation's fucked up shit because a previous generation had their own brand of fucked up shit..super logical. At least their fucked up shit wasn't self mutilation.

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

Does Chevy hate this guy by now?

[@UNOgard]

FlyingOverTr0ut Their latest ad has so many cuts and edits that it would be hard to fit himself in them now.

[@joeboswell2314]

Well, it took him a while but he managed hahah, I was waiting for him to put it out too, their commercials are so bad

[@evemd9713]

FlyingOverTr0ut no because they make money off it

[@NorthernWindNut]

No publicity is bad publicity I guess

[@a.j.deutsch1792]

I was ur 1k like

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

"Fresh off the mountain with a broken back, I see!" 🤔😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MikerodRod]

😆😆😆

[@zabisworld]

Loool this was the best line in this piece.. I think people don't get it... Very funny. The two also look like some gay ass dudes.

[@fuongbregas]

@@zabisworld Nah, it's too obvious, people know.

[@rickyrickalvous2982]

I just go that holy shit

[@everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116]

Zabi's World 🌎 Everyone got it 😂

[@logann7942]

“Look everybody it’s Wyatt Derp and Cock Holiday.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Whiskeyman6276]

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@nebulousisgod]

I appreciate how Mahk pointed out that he realized he’s technically a millennial too, albeit barely. I know that pain.

[@wesscoates5676]

Yep. I was born in '88. So i myself apparently am a millennial. But in this day and age, with people identifying as things, i figure i can just identify as not a millennial, and that'll work.

[@bibbobella]

Yep. 1996 here..maybe putting people into specific generations like that is a bit stupid and such a typical boomer thing to do! Ugh! (Yes, that was a joke.)

[@wesscoates5676]

@@AdonanS hey. I'll take it. That would make me not a millennial.

[@PriusRaj]

@@wesscoates5676 nah man. He means the ending date. Babies born after 1995 are gen z. You're still a millennial dude, but if it makes you feel any better, almost no one remembers some people born in the 80s are millennials.

[@PriusRaj]

@@AdonanS the cuttoff date is 96. Oddly, the start date is 1981, but no one really thinks of "80s babies" as millennials.

[@lukedalanhese5307]

" so if you have an Android your just screwed" lmao

[@BradyPartain]

That's exactly what I was thinking haha

[@lukedalanhese5307]

@Mr. Musashito *yowyrw

[@DHTGK]

i guess im not buying a chevy not like i was gonna in the first place

[@rani.andretti]

That shot was just beautiful. The way he was framed peeking inside the car lmao

[@Mysyns]

Luke Dalanhese scofs at the poor while watching on a ipad pro with my ipad pro stand

[@dnosisgaming2246]

"It's designed specifically for you guys" "What does that mean, it's easily offended and complains alot?" LMAO

[@KrisRN23935]

DNOsis Gaming It’ll make you complain when it brakes down a lot.

[@abs_sports1720]

Someone: *makes a petty joke* Millenials: I AM OFFENDED I DEMAND A TWITTER APOLOGY!

[@gabrielmcguoirk6106]

also poorly designed

[@namenotfound0]

He was right

[@mykytadoroshenko9486]

2:04 "it's offensive"

[@vmineptune8236]

This couldn’t be more accurate. Absolute perfection.

[@George-kf2gn]

Lol when he said "somebody had to make that latte".

[@nmattcar]

spartan323 I died laughing as well

[@MichaelRobertRose]

RIP

[@daneamann6225]

"What happened to generation woiy?"

[@myname4577]

“Is this what everyone thinks of our generation?” ... “Yes” 😂💀

[@nycalien]

Nah.. It's just a thing Boomer made up so they can suck every bit of your generation for their benefits.

[@theodoreahern2782]

I

[@mikesecor6074]

@@nycalienBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. worked our asses off toad. next

[@nycalien]

@@mikesecor6074 So does every other generations. But boomers are the ones who loot the country's welfare system.

[@droneinhouse6437]

@Sasuke Uchiha You should be....

[@pjdougherty6442]

This is why I don’t call myself a millennial. It’s like they found the purest stereotype for a hipster, cloned him a couple times, took some pictures of the clones, and they got offended by said pictures of themselves.

[@thepayne7862]

This was a while back and if I remember correctly some hipster wanted to sue either a company or a news paper for using his picture without his consent. Turns out it was a stock photo of someone completely different not him all.

[@emanuelmiller1120]

@@thepayne7862 he needs to get a life and a pair of balls

[@CrizzyEyes]

anyone who self-labels is quite cringey honestly. the broader the label, the cringier it is. being born in a generation is about as broad as it gets

[@SHARDK2]

"Ooh, I like it." _No you don't._

[@mikehawkthehelldiver1955]

Best part of the video 😂👍

[@MrChispa06]

"So if you have an Android you're just screwed?" Story of my life.

[@herewasbob7650]

At least nobody wants to steal it

[@Imgsweg]

Robert Genzman Nigga what?

[@Paul-NH]

USA?

[@FullMetalKaliber]

Robert Genzman nobody might want to but they will anyway out of impulse

[@Primus-kz3ri]

Img2050 sweg r/icansaythenwordthereforeiamcool.

[@danielchrist6419]

Girl: "I like it" Mahk: "No you don't"

[@sandyandrews6228]

What does he say at 2:48 after android lol

[@bravebrothersul960]

Sandy Andrews “so if you have an android you’re just screwed”

[@sandyandrews6228]

Bravebrother SUL thanks 😂

[@NeonBeeCat]

I'm upset my aunt bought a new Cruze

[@marcaveli7791]

"Here's a picture of Millenials dancing and enjoying life" Millenial: "It's offensive" Yeah, not stereotypical at all...

[@earlchaney9593]

Omg is this what everyone thinks about our generation? Yes.

[@josh_tve]

Chevy: Its free Real Estate

[@masterlee1372]

You’re absolutely right.

[@benjaminaswad6486]

I love how they got offended at the truth. One guy is mad at the fact that he's a stereotype when he wants to be unique, and the other is mad that he's pretty similar to the guy sitting next to him when he too wants to be unique

[@AndreNitroX]

It’s just shows their kind of pretentious like they want to be taken seriously and be unique just like every millennial ( myself included). But they do nothing to be unique the guy without the beard seemed the most real to me.

[@levibartlett3101]

FYI the dude that made this is a millennial so he just kinda roasted himself

[@DragonKnightX12]

AndreNitro X1000 The surfer/ skater dude?

[@DragonKnightX12]

Levi Bartlett The channel guy? Lol he looks like Mark Walberg with a Boston accent.

[@whynot-tomorrow_1945]

I like how people still think cosmetics make them “unique.” Like, bitch, we a bunch of atoms descended from stardust. We are all literally the same thing. It’s what we do and think that makes us unique.

[@11cacoo]

For the last 10 years, 95% of Chevy's are still on the road today. The other 5% made it home

[@arthurmchugh5184]

Like harleys!!!

[@kamikazee3071]

wheatley good one😂

[@mikeclark1420]

Wheatley Nice zinger

[@zubayar]

Where's is that stat coming from? CHEVY?

[@thomasfletcher1971]

Chevy doesn't control where you go , check the beach or the mountains . Weeeeeee !

[@MJ-tg6wb]

Brilliant commercial depicting exactly what we've all been thinking for the last 10 years.

[@wtDrake]

Were these kids picked off the street from Portland?

[@chibiprussia5574]

WretchedDrake Or Seattle -.-

[@texasrebel7754]

They're either homeless, or from the porn site DesperateAmateurs.com.

[@jsm530]

ChrisHallett83 I never thought Texas has gotten so progressive and lame.

[@blackpanther11620]

007 Nightfire Every major city in Texas is liberal so it makes sense

[@mrxcman9272]

@WretchedDrake. I must be hanging out in the wrong parts of Portland, I've never seen people as steriotypically hipster as these idiots, even when I head downtown.

[@kirbyfrog7382]

"I mean, someone's gotta make that latte, right?" 😂

[@AndreNitroX]

True true also I’m sure everyOne there atleast worked at Spencer’s or hot topic once in their lives

[@ghostchick5275]

@@AndreNitroX Thank you. Pretty much everyone has worked that kind of job at some point. Why the snobbery?

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

HA! the commercial thinks we have jobs

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

@@ghostchick5275 we dont even get accepted for those jobs

[@Michael0697]

_"I'm Generation Y, as in why am I here?"_

[@DiamondForger]

loved that line

[@HarryWessex]

I prefer "I'm Gen-Y, Y-Bother.

[@spartanretro]

I love the one girls hairstyle; she looks like someone unloaded three cans of Reddi whip on top of her head

[@LandonJines]

When is Chevy going to stop inviting Mahk to the commercials?

[@wheeleekwazee1641]

Never

[@joshuatrainor1817]

It gets easily offended and complains about everything 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@takarahayashi4124]

it is hilarious that they're complaining about the looks when they look exactly like the people in the pictures

[@jeltje50]

You know its scripted right. They do not hold these opinions.

[@morgiewthelord8648]

They’re actors bro, are you that dense

[@tameracoates398]

@@morgiewthelord8648 No be they aren’t. I know someone that has done it before. So do your research before name calling like a 2 year old....

[@howdypardner9629]

@@tameracoates398 they really are though

[@evieni1465]

That's 'cause they're offended by facts. If you told them men are better than women, or whites are better than blacks, they'd start foaming at the mouth.

[@ernestoguzman2673]

“So what does that means…it gets easily offended and complains about everything?” Lmaoo🤣

[@eshiveley]

A new car loses 15% of its value the moment you drive it off the lot. A new Chevy also loses a few fuses and a powered mirror.

[@GeneralChangFromDanang]

But it gains so much rust.

[@CL-il8ct]

Who cares about value, I buy a car based on how the people in the commercials look. anyone in a commercial who looks like they have bin filmed before 2007 is in a better car. PERIOD

[@CountryCarReviews]

The wheels fall off at the first stoplight you come to

[@mikeries8549]

These days vehicular products (cars) are rushed into production so fast. They'll work the bugs out as they go. It's 2019 and they're still trying to get air bags changed from twelve years ago. Was going to say that we're better off buying used lease program vehicles because they're well maintained and tend to be low mileage. If you lease a pickup for two years there are by-the-mile penalties if you go past a certain # of miles. Some customers quit driving it when it hits the miles and swap to a new one. That's what we look for. Used, low miles, around two yrs old.

[@astrorion6933]

It’s not a millennial commercial without someone saying “that’s offensive”.

[@LordTalax]

Yep pussy generation like the one who followed it

[@justabitofjunkie2595]

@@LordTalax What generation are you, sir?

[@gamr4986]

@@justabitofjunkie2595 the one before it probably

[@wufongtanwufong5579]

@@justabitofjunkie2595 Probably from the one not getting offended by people dancing.

[@junofall]

@@LordTalax Awww does the younger generation offend you boomer? :ccc

[@dood6647]

shows picture of people dancing. "it feels offensive" WHAAAAAATT?????

[@alwayscrispy666]

austin smith when that dude said "contrived" I wanted to kms. He's so cringey

[@mcchinatown8620]

austin smith feminist triggered

[@coryscarchannel]

Im offended that they offended

[@marvinzimmerman1878]

Cory Camiel well, im offended that you're offended that they're offended

[@theaviator1152]

“Someone’s gotta make that latte, right?” 😂

[@THEMilkSHAIKH]

Rep: "It designed specifically for you guys." Mahk: "So what does that mean? It gets easily offended and complains about everything?"

[@Brienanderson34]

I sexually identify as a Chevy Cruze

[@THEMilkSHAIKH]

I sexually identify as Mahk.

[@231mac]

Soooo you suck, like, really hard??? Just fuckin' with ya. Door was wide open

[@LK-qk8fm]

I fucking love how Mahk does nothing but complain about millennials complaining, and then gets offended at the thought that he is one. Hey, at least he's not wrong! 😂

[@rad4life1]

THEMilkSHAIKH I think he should have said " What does that mean? It agrees with everything you say, preemptively opologizes for any perceived offence, calms you down when triggered, and is it's own safe space?" But, it was still funny lol.

[@protercool]

Their actual Ad did all the things that they were literally saying it shouldn't do. This Ad focused on cliched millennials talking about how they shouldn't focus on cliched millennials.

[@NorthernWindNut]

Lol it validates the stereotypes. Either GM's marketing department is too dense to see the irony or it's on purpose... I mean they're still selling cars, and I think a lot of them. Gotta love American consumers... features and comforts over quality.

[@siukong]

protercool They're trying to have their cake and eat it too. They think that the blatant pandering and clichés are ok if they're meta about it. This way they can use them and if they get called out for being lame they can deflect it with "but we're *pointing out* how lame it is. We're in on the joke"

[@jaysunten]

It's a double-edged sword.

[@rickymcgowen6776]

@@jaysunten THIS is why I hate my generation...

[@uruiamnot]

+Ricky McGowen THIS is why Americans are buying SUVs, pickup trucks, and the retarded crossovers when they can afford one... and for the rest, used cars fresh off lease or repo that do the same thing and cost 50% less than new. Cars are dead. Oh, and my generation is just as stupid... just in a different way.

[@laneythelame]

"Don't act like you guys don't go the drum circle every week" I live for ZebraCorner now 😂

[@BenDover-pl1sz]

Michael Corvin drum circles have existed for a milienia so it's not that your old it's that your stupid

[@laneythelame]

Grant Childers i totally agree

[@kdrapertrucker]

Grant Childers I have literally never seen a drum circle before millinials.

[@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN]

I'm a millennial and I have no clue what a drum circle is.

[@WhoTheFucksChaChi]

*drug circle

[@kennysboat4432]

"I always wondered what happened to Jamiroquai" lmao

[@likeshareandsubscribe2866]

Totally marketed for milenials...."chevy cruze, the car that literally can't even"

[@SDeww]

and its made for millenials, so it runs on soy, has no power, complaints about not getting the right soy fuel, looks weird as hell..

[@MegaRespectKing]

"Have you looked in the mirror lately - you have all three" 😂😂😂

[@may6317]

Lucifer Morningstar 💯💯💯💯

[@therealayatollah2678]

Lucifer Morningstar "don't get me wrong, I love the peep lae pue look.... "

[@AndyO0520]

Sean Varney pepe le pew dude... the looney tunes skunk

[@DouglassDanger]

You are a low level Minion aka a "Devil" I am the warden of Hotel Hell. The real Lucifer has risen and rejoined Our Father in the Heavens

[@blewcrewmember986]

So if you have android you're just screwed?😂

[@JamesDanielMarrsRitchey]

The best part.

[@jsm530]

Chris Taylor buying a Chevy was your first mistake partner. Now paaaaaark the caaaaar somewhere faaaaarr and buy a BMW paaaaaartner.

[@John-shreds]

Crash Bandicoot bmw parts are literally melted garbage, at least the new ones are. I work at a car lot and they are allways problems. Turbo intake :plastic, valve cover: plastic. They are well driving cars, but after 8 years or less; they are money pits.

[@jsm530]

John Traner the parts are also very expensive from what I've heard. My dad has had two. His first was from like 07 great car it lasted over 200,000 miles. He had it for like 7 or 8 yrs preowned. Most cars sadly now a days aren't as reliable.

[@Sci-Mon1]

Chris Taylor look into an Android based one. Some even let you mirror your entire phone screen.

[@240bear8]

"Is this what everyone thinks of our generation?" "YES"

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

"They don't even know who Pepe LaPew is. He's a cartoon rapist, darling" H-hes not wrong... I've just never heard it put so blunt before

[@Scorpiomaj27889]

We're talking about hitting women sweetheart.

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

@@Scorpiomaj27889 i think its more so because he won't take no from the cat who he thinks is a skunk

[@Growmetheus]

Boomerang stopped airing in 2004, so literally anyone born before 2000 knows looney toons

[@tylerbruno07]

@@Growmetheus I know looney toons and I am a teenager

[@emily-pg2bi]

You could watch old cartoons like looney toons on teletoon (at least in Canada) until 2015.

[@yeahhuh4971]

Why is the commercial about how millennials are different and unique in their own way then showing off a car that claims to be suitable and perfect for all millennials. Where is the logic there

[@buzztrucker]

MONEY.

[@baconmaples]

Because millennials arent different or unique, there all exactly the same.

[@randomhuman3596]

@Leandro Aude Finally, I've been waiting for this for soo long.

[@mynameisinigomontoya8179]

Unique? They all look the same lol, literally look like they held a competition to see who could dress worse in the dark. I’m a New Yorker (born and raised) and I can tell you once Brooklyn got flooded by the hipster wave and gentrified large portions of Brooklyn, I can tell you from first hand experience that they looked like they came right off the same craft beer conveyor belt.

[@Aredel]

Not to mention all of the millennials in that commercial were in stereotypical getups and acted like stereotypical millennials.

[@JohnPaul-jn1fo]

“We are all unique” says the guy that looks like everyone else on the panel.

[@jms1963]

Only a person who looks and dresses like that could see a photo that looks like any that would be on their phone at that very moment, and say "that's offensive".

[@rikupv]

"Have you looked in the mirror lately because you have all three of those things. Nice tic tac toe tattoo there by the way, I guess I'll take x's since you're ears got o's" *deceased*

[@swampcrawlerls1267]

The ending rant is pretty much how I feel about Chevrolet products these days.

[@skurd721]

Yep... mm-hmm... Yeah... 😒

[@eshiveley]

Me too. And by these days I mean ever since I became aware of the world around me and objective reality.

[@burntavocado5033]

Chevy should just make 3 cars. The el camino, the Silverado and the corvette (sorry Camaro owners but until they fix the damn visibility and the fact the is dosen't exclusively come with a v8 and stick shift, it doesn't make the cut)

[@gorkyd7912]

@@burntavocado5033 ... WTF is an El Camino? You suck at marketing. The Corvette is fine but its a luxury car with tiny sales numbers. The Silverado is worse at leasing fleet vehicles than the F-150 and starting to lose sales to Ram and Tundra. So the only, ONLY vehicle that makes Chevy competitive at all is the Suburban. There's no other huge SUV / minivan combo that comes anywhere close to what the Suburban is. If they sold only the Suburban and Tahoe they'd be the most profitable company in America.

[@gildardo]

Same, he forgot to mention the number steering feel though.

[@epic_donut2.5]

The funny thing is that they got offended about everything he showed them even if he was right about many things

[@levibartlett3101]

Epic_ Donut2.5 the dude is a millennial so he gets offended as well

[@megand1609]

"it's offensive" HENJSNS I HOPE THIS IS SATIRE CAUSE WHAT ABOUT A STREET DANCE PARTY IS OFFENSIVE

[@Trackrace29582]

Well it is cringy I