If school shooters had post game interviews

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[@aspebb]

"My execution was terribly flawed. Their execution wasn't" This man is a demon 😂

[@tonyspro]

It took me seeing this in written form for that double entendre to hit me 😂

[@risay6968]

Ayo that bar actually went over my head lol

[@THABOMB98126]

@@tonysprosame

[@AkilAmmon-iw2vu]

Yoo that line buried me😂😂😂

[@MoreBlackWhirlybirds]

I had to stop the video right there, I was dying lol (just like them)

[@evanstima6707]

“They run they mouths but couldn’t outrun these hollow tips” Griffey is unmatched

[@BlackFaithProduction]

We gotta get this guy cancelled. This is very insensitive and inappropriate.

[@hatchell18]

@@BlackFaithProductionit’s fake comedy stfu and quit being a snowflake. Wanting to cancel someone just because “You’re” triggered is dumb asf. Don’t like it? Don’t watch and go away.

[@joshuatovar9672]

@@BlackFaithProductionnah

[@4ud170r]

@@BlackFaithProduction waah waah waah

[@elijahpiere5324]

@@BlackFaithProductionyou must be new here. This man doesn’t get cancelled

[@user-hn8tk8iw4u]

“I didn’t put in my best numbers today” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@trevorBbracket]

he's humble and I think thatll take him far in the league

[@MMMlopes]

Still putting a show on like that with those numbers was still impressive and he’s got a bright future in the league😭😭😭

[@split_head_776]

He had 39 12 and 5. This man was putting up prime Wilt numbers on a good day

[@RevoltingRudi]

wait, today? TODAY?

[@ImmanuelBlack]

I love the fact that while most KZbinrs are scared to even curse anymore, Griffy comes out with something like this lmao 💥

[@Itz_Crawfish]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mariotheundying]

I mean yeah, if you curse theres a chance youtube will be angry and u get no money

[@ImmanuelBlack]

@@mariotheundying i'm hip. I think it's dope that in spite of that risk, Griffy still chooses to push the envelope with vids like this lol

[@BapeGangMember]

@@ImmanuelBlackyeah, he not worried, not tryna pocket watch but hope he still gets financially blessed for it

[@taylorshai]

Sammmmme

[@taintec]

“My execution was terribly flawed, their execution wasn’t” 💀

[@jacoballey21]

I was laughing so hard!

[@disruptor6550]

Mans spitting bars!

[@LuisSierra42]

💀

[@newmanc5019]

Good word play 🙏

[@FIatts]

Yeah we heard it when he said it, no need to recap

[@bigttheory]

only griffy can come up with insane ideas like this 💀💀

[@animetrash9110]

give credit where its due…

[@jrns07]

and get away with it too

[@randymarsh9488]

Nah Jidion

[@ocularzombie6679]

next one is gonna be a wrestling coach advising a dude in the bedroom lmao

[@awolr]

Yeah this is a Griffy special. His mind built different

[@zelfram6856]

56 ppl in one history class is insane 😂

[@Itz_Crawfish]

Right?! Lol

[@DarkAbilex]

“They need me more than I need them” Damn, he’s so right.

[@rixd8226]

“…if anything, I’m helping them push an agenda on gun laws. They need me more than I need them”.😂😂😂 that was too real

[@AndrewDahlkz]

Hi thought there would be a civil discourse dialouge here started, but not yet. I will start by saying yes i agree with you and Griffey. Politicians on both sides use school shooters to help their argument.

[@janelleg597]

Accurate

[@ibrahimnura8758]

True

[@RealMrMizter]

Making guns illegal will make it so only criminals have the guns

[@TruTurneyTV]

Accurate asf and executed effortlessly 🥂

[@blacksuperman9891]

I love how the interviewer isn't even bothered that Dalton casually shoots more people DURING the interview. 😂

[@browillis5848]

Facts🤣🤣🤣

[@Exclema]

He is the cameraman,the cameraman never dies

[@dustinharris8442]

Because he’s white 😂

[@chiefdenis]

His life depends on not being bothered😅

[@AnimeCommander1]

Or the fact the interviewer is doing an interview DURING the shooting itself!

[@lonewolfsim6837]

School shooter: shooting dude and says sorry News reporter : don’t worry about him.

[@kenyattaharmon5056]

😂😂😂😂

[@jackmoore6904]

"They need me more than I need them". A touch of reality in that statement.

[@NotEnough_Mana]

He applied his learning in geometry to save rounds by ricocheting those bullets for the whole class. Now that's skill

[@LuisSierra42]

Definitely character development

[@aliceakosota797]

That's some Revolver Ocelot shit right there

[@Tragicide]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Guaguadeath]

Jesus Christ lol

[@weenshen1203]

this some family guy nothing they cant learn in the school the streets cant teach stuff

[@somewinner8229]

What a kind, respectful young man who has the courtesy to set aside his busy schedule of mass murder to talk to the press. Such an inspiration for today's young people! 😂

[@luxureid7412]

😂😅

[@Thawhid]

_🤗_

[@emekao502]

Bright future ahead of him!

[@corey10m]

Dude is killing it. 💯

[@ErikMationsReborn]

@@corey10mLITERALLY!!💯

[@kenyattaharmon1385]

“My execution was terribly flawed, their execution wasn’t” Griffy you did not go there.💀😂😂

[@onyekaojinaka4363]

"I didn't put my best numbers today,my gun jammed a few times, every shooter has his day" Jesus fuxking Christ someone please stop this dude 🤣🤣🤣

[@its570Key]

Heading into history class you averaged 39 casualties, 12 wounded, 5 spared 😂😂😂😂😂 man almost had that triple double

[@tricksgrl2]

🤭😂🤣😩

[@qmmadi]

😂

[@docdrustudios]

@@tricksgrl2still got a double double tho

[@Dexter.BoyGenius]

Lol nah, 5 spared is like 5 turnovers, the lower the better. For a triple double, he would need at least 10 classrooms cleared

[@digitalcthulhu143]

Bro hell nah you did not just go there

[@macmac8222]

He nailed the average basketball postgame back/forth perfectly. Respect

[@aaronanderson3076]

I didn't hear the classic "110%" line

[@tomgu2285]

If it was Nikola jokic he would just say "I want to go home"

[@Arnoldlng]

Every shooter has his day is crazy 😂😂😂

[@dollarcostbackpacker1226]

"5 spared" hilarious.

[@BeatsDaCreator]

“I didn’t put up my best numbers today” and “every shooter has his day” is CRAZY in this context 😂 MOM GET THE CAMERA!!! I’m FAMOUS

[@younghoodstar24]

That just took me out lmaoooo

[@huzaifausman4346]

Legit heard that in lebron's voice😂

[@newmanc5019]

It was perfectly worded but horribly interpreted

[@BeatsDaCreator]

@@huzaifausman4346 YO Deadass

[@MisterRawgers]

Those damn gun jams, I hope he can get a smooth operating high end AR for the next shoot around 🙏

[@Rathial]

You miss every shot you don't take. Huge props to this young man for applying himself and being an inspiration to millions of white guys everywhere.

[@xandermichael836]

Lol, friendly reminder the "white guy" mass shootings are a small fraction of the mass shooting numbers. Most are gang violence.

[@atomictraveller]

he'll never be an inspiration like a ma5on at the lodge playin rainbow

[@CDLightt]

@@atomictravelleror like george floyd to black people

[@scr3am273]

​@@atomictravelleryes sir Mr. George is truly a inspiration of all time for the African American gentlemen, they even built a statue of him. 😊

[@solidshrek]

Lemme remind you of the KFC people gang shootings

[@thenelsonbruhs722]

Love how griffy manages to offend everyone 🤣

[@mynamejeff4683]

Boy what i say bout going on YT go on and finish them chores 🤪

[@johnmcnamara8741]

This is so offensive… I love it 😂

[@hutchphilpot6870]

“They used to always pick on me and run they mouth, but they couldn’t outrun those hollow tips.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@KIWIDOGGIE]

This is essentially what our current media does, we find out their manifesto, their backstory, their home story, their motive lmao.

[@leonevelake]

Only when it's convenient

[@DJKersh]

Unless you’re a transgender shooter then we ain’t ever seeing that manifesto.

[@RosaParksWasWyt]

@@makepeoplemad thou speaketh straight facts from thy lips. Wilt thou say it louder for those in thy backeth?

[@mimszanadunstedt441]

Sounds like the media approves some types of mass shooters, and not others

[@mayesjoyessha527]

​@@makepeoplemadI still think about how she killed those kids and people were only trying to find ways to sympathize with her.

[@ultrainstinctartistian403]

“They used to run their mouths but they couldn’t outrun these hollow tips” DAMN why is that lowkey a fire line?!

[@mimszanadunstedt441]

Because of that one song. Pumped Up Kicks, one lyric was 'Outrun my gun'

[@LA_HA]

​@@mimszanadunstedt441 "You better run, better run, outrun my gun... You better run, better run, faster than my bullet" Yep

[@mekacrab]

Their defense was lacking.

[@willprae2992]

"They need me more than I need them" explains it beautifully

[@Sum11979]

“Jocks are the worst and they always run their mouth, but they couldn’t out run these hollow tips” 💀😂

[@bezka91]

Bars 🔥

[@IamMrDelight]

This man simply CANNOT be cancelled

[@dforman4770]

You can’t cancel anyone who doesn’t give a fuck about being canceled

[@pieminx400]

I swear folks gotta be speeding running to Griffys comments to post this npc dialogue every time cuz it always gets likes lol

[@lostplug]

@@pieminx400Ong

[@lostplug]

@@dforman4770Ong

[@MADD-MANX]

Y'all be talking about cancel culture as if it's some law or top secret organization, shit is HILARIOUS 😂😂

[@shygiggling6197]

"they couldn't outrun these hollow tips" this made my day ffs 🤣

[@StephonST]

For somebody whos firing shots, Griffy still dodging just as many bullets

[@Mrwassabee]

This man will never be canceled

[@kaidenrichards1045]

Good 👍

[@AlexDaDeer]

​@officialIIshutt uppp with your 0 subscribers

[@MADD-MANX]

Cancel culture ain't even nothing to worry about at all

[@CBrown86]

He absolutely will when some dumb ass mf shoot up a school and say griffy made it look cool. His days are numbered

[@Cw1047]

@@MADD-MANXfr all it is is 2 days of viral quote tweets and Twitter spaces getting on their moral high horse before they forget about the situation and move on to the next one in a week

[@drwoah7242]

This skit had it all, wordplay, acting, race, politics, everything we love griffy for. This is one for the fav playlist bro keep putting out this fire shit griffy we love u

[@Quandissimo24]

This is my second time watching one of his videos, the first was earlier today (his skit about Mark telling Amber he's invincible) and both of them are in my favorites now lmao I think it's time to subscribe

[@drwoah7242]

@@Quandissimo24 definitely bro he's by far my favorite yt comedian

[@Quandissimo24]

@@drwoah7242 I might be on the same boat at this point because I've been watching him almost all day today 💀

[@therealest5150]

The ending😂😂😂

[@Itz_Crawfish]

Best part 😂😂

[@user-tm8jt2py3d]

It's a trip how the real stat leaders behind the mass blast problem really do talk like this to their friends after. They even make songs about it, call it rap.

[@SwagIzThaName]

“My execution was terribly flawed. Uh, their execution wasn’t” How he said that with a straight face is beyond me 😭😭😭

[@ibadyahyahawadah7678]

My slow ass just peeped what he said

[@jornliles93]

It was the most sinister thing I've heard Griffy say over the years.. I gotta Run to RDC to get my humor back

[@cloudzy2036]

“Being in that class was very triggery for me.. no pun intended” 😭😭

[@Swordhand1]

"My execution was terribly flawed, theirs wasn't" BRUH 💀

[@JonSmith-oy4bi]

“I didn’t put up my best numbers today.” Oh Lord

[@sdzyde7482]

That’s fucked up. Dalton’s shooting game improved from his rookie season. From averaging < 10 at McArthur Jr. High to 30+ at Roosevelt High, that’s a glow up right there. Can’t wait to see what he does next school…I mean season; don’t sleep on my man Dalton, let him cook.

[@mrankles7465]

😂😂😂😂

[@theabyssaldemon]

but will he be eligible to be on the roster at the University of Virginia? He will face stiff competition during the draft. That college only accepts the top performers.

[@keithmunyoro1408]

True and he didn't do as well as recruiters expected at the combine

[@tesleemhussein5217]

He doesn't reload fast enough in my opinion still a good prospect for the G league that is.

[@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491]

@@tesleemhussein5217 that's because he isn't smooth with the AR, but when he brought the pump to Charles Darwin Junior High, you should've seen the way he cleaned out the drama club and basketball team. Mans was channeling his slave patrolling ancestors

[@realitywatch21]

"My execution was terribly flawed ...their execution wasn't" Hilarious 😂😂

[@Reaper.556]

As a representative for the Daltons. I can confidently say we could not be prouder.

[@web_3393]

“Shots up on inside America” is wild 😭

[@isaaceckert1612]

if he hadn't missed that 3 pointer in the second half he might've set records

[@PkmnMstr10]

Doesn't really matter when you're 10 for 10 from half court

[@lavellelee5734]

​@@PkmnMstr10fr. MFS be hating 😂

[@user-wy9qg3xn8o]

I just wanna know one thing how is this Nigga Not canceled

[@tetokesenye397]

​@@PkmnMstr10ah shit😂, from his freestyle.

[@K1NGxKA1]

"They always used to pick on me and run their mouth, but they couldn't outrun these hollow tips" 💀💀💀

[@swayyy3169]

This one probably in my top 5 fav Griffy posts 😂

[@alexsteiner2231]

"They need me more than I need them." 😂 spoken like a true athlete

[@tysofly25]

U got me hollering at work😭 thank Goodness there's no patients here😂😂😂

[@robertmartin8603]

Give em 10 minutes they’ll be coming from wherever Griffey reported at😭

[@gotwafflesbish6909]

When you are at work watching griff videos on full volume lol 🤣.....I'm risking it all just 😂😂.

[@AS-pug]

What an original and hilarious idea. Thing about griffy skits is that it’s crazy funny but the truth as well.

[@ignaciomontes5464]

"..but they couldn't outrun these hollow tipss..." Truer words have never been said. RIP Griff. 🙏

[@roughnegg6615]

Not even pumped up kicks could save them.

[@stephensheppard1083]

I was sick after that one 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

[@stephensheppard1083]

​@@roughnegg6615I remember those! Also the Converse with the react juice...

[@utubeyouser9045]

It’s crazy how many ideas he has for dark humor.

[@michaeljeffery7466]

Srsly

[@MR-backup]

You don't really need many ideas when you know the facts about things. Funny as it is, the GC agenda is real; coming to a city near you 2024!

[@Pyramanager]

All you gotta do is watch the news or see whats trending and mock it

[@sf8262]

of course he has ideas for dark humour just look at him

[@MR-backup]

@@Pyramanager an for good reason!

[@user-nz3nk6zu4z]

no fear of cancelation you say some of the craziest things that I've heard on this website

[@kingofpotato9]

I think I stopped atleast ones school shooting back when I was a kid. Most these kids just need one homey to sit down with and talk some shit out. I made it a habit to have a heart to heart with anybody that was constantly shoved to the outcast group

[@2di0pictures10]

Fun Fact: Serial killers look at School shooters the same way we look at tik-tokers. Since many don't get the joke : The joke was a Serial killer's "job" requires patience & Skill. A Shooter's Job requires no patients, & provides instant gratification due to the swift nature of firearms. One of the main arguments the older generation LOVES to use against tik-tok, is that it's users (which are typically the younger gen) seek instant gratification & require no work or skill & the older generation looks down on them for it. (It's not that complex of a joke)

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

Gay?

[@mtithewoodentank4817]

White?

[@nappyheaded]

true

[@NateSmith87]

Very accurate

[@bryanlaundry2977]

Huh

[@iramgonzalez9762]

“Every shooter has his day”- Bro said it like it’s a common group thing

[@Mzheartlesscolibri]

This is amazingly truthful and perfectly executed. The actuality of this clip is insane on so many levels. Genius!!!!!!!!! 😍😌

[@smacksumbody]

Bruh, the you execute dark comedy is pure gold👏🏾

[@ithinkwedid]

1:20 'They used to pick on me you know "run their mouth" but they could not "outrun these hollow tips" so💀 This line is perfectly executed Just like the students in Astrology101

[@Jakey726]

this sentence was killer just like that AR-15

[@cashoutchavez9041]

Griffy never disappoints 😂

[@mmkelite]

"They need me more than I need them", that cut deep.

[@TalesOfGod]

You are killing it, Griffy! I like how natural the interviewer was and how it resembles a sports channel.

[@LuisSierra42]

His smile at the end killed me

[@AndresMagnone]

"Killing it"? For real bro?

[@romanisantana]

he definitely is **killing it**

[@Sora-tm3tx]

No pun intended?

[@demeliotua1951]

Bro upped his stat mid interview 😭

[@dunnetahl]

never seen any of your content before but this just earned you a new sub

[@jarnodatema]

This guy is one of my favorite characters in the Griffyverse. A school shooter who always gets away with it is just such a unique concept

[@4GOD10_]

“My gun jammed a few times but every shooter has its day” 😂

[@gigan7855]

2:27 damn that court awareness

[@PhonkAttack4DX]

Talented sweetheart

[@SoldierJake]

We have to appreciate this man’s creativity and intelligence

[@_KITE]

“My execution was terribly flawed, theirs wasn’t” 😂 Griffy is a menace

[@hitupaburg]

"No pun intended " This man cannot be cancelled

[@v4rr0lot3k6]

This is just too funny. You absolutely killed it man. Pun intended and all that.

[@stephensheppard1083]

"The class was very triggering to me..." His one liners are no fair 🤣

[@jordandontpass]

Griffy has been undefeated with the outpocket content through out the years😭😭

[@RushSteel]

This man doesn't just cross the line. He is the line

[@brunoheggli2888]

But still very unfunny!

[@isaacgeorge7288]

@@brunoheggli2888 He is hilarious!

[@PLOttawa]

If you don't appreciate this you're missing out. This is brillant dark comedy. It's actually too good for KZbin. Deserves a Netflix series.

[@TumpalManurung]

Netflix doesn't deserve him...

[@Chillking252]

No it’s not funny when it happens to you or someone you love

[@JessieR2023]

Netflix? Lmao trash ass streaming service. After the last season of strangers things they will lose most of their costumers.

[@Ajesen]

Why the f would u appreciate school shooting humour. I mean laugh okay But appreciate?

[@MMDAQ]

​@@Chillking252humanity has gravitated towards expressing their thoughts on the dark side of life, whether it be the average person's struggle or a massive traumatic event, through art. How many disturbing paintings were drawn during the worst periods in history? Comedy is just another artform. Limiting what we can or can't express through art is a narrow minded view that limits a lot of things. Just because you don't like a specific artform doesn't mean it's wrong. Paintings depicting disturbing events or concepts are not a bad thing. Neither is a comedian having a dark sense of humor. It's just a matter of perspective. Art is meant to be interpreted, which means not everyone will respond to it positively. It doesn't make it any less good.

[@Kev1nTheKev1n]

bro was surprisingly chill about it

[@bane9951]

This is the journalism that matters but is usually forgotten, just sharing the stories of the little guy

[@sedlinreft254]

Powerful message. "My skin color does not apply to federal prison nor police execution. They would simply send me to a mental institute."🤷🏾‍♂️

[@michealdominic7788]

Don’t get it twisted only skin color that gets the police and federal prison shaking is « black men » any other none white ppl get low times to except black us dudes

[@jamman9569]

How? White shooters get the death penalty too.

[@TedEhioghae]

That applies to women too, no?

[@drew5564]

gender doesnt matter, its the skin color that gets people privilege.@@TedEhioghae

[@cwcpants140]

Wild cuz it ain't true

[@mathiashedegaard8798]

this guy never misses

[@chrisagbeko_]

neither did the shooter

[@xxiii262]

@@chrisagbeko_PAUSEEEE

[@onemorescout]

literally

[@ydgjoe]

pun intended

[@LuisSierra42]

@@chrisagbeko_ Hold up

[@ImZaid321]

You the GOAT for this

[@Bazookavich]

This is both tasteless and provocative. Sends a message and has humor.

[@bigboi5507]

“Post game” is CRAZY 😂

[@SuiteLifeofDioBrando]

Love the reporters positive attitude!

[@BoxBishop]

0:26 gold comedy just dropped casually

[@Elsium_]

Bro went from saying "my gun jammed a few times, but every shooter has his days" to " they'll justify this as mental illness" 💀

[@BlackieChanGaming]

There has to be some bloopers cause the shit he says can't always be said with a straight face. "My execution was terribly flawed. Their execution wasn't" had me dead

[@dandradawson2882]

Had them dead too😂

[@stephensheppard1083]

"I didn't put up my best numbers today, my gun jammed a couple times..." It's like Bellichick is coaching him

[@flankingfoxtrot]

I love Griffey still amazed he hasn't been canceled

[@Elegant-Capybara]

Hollow tips too, man gave them no chance 😂

[@Hdhfhhdh]

“They need me more than I need them” there’s nothing more true than that !!😂😂

[@samuelkrinninger3060]

Just when I think he can't become more uncancelable, he comes out with more crazy skits 😂😂.

[@Manitham818]

Stfu with this npc ass comment💀no one cancels him because we know he's always trying to get a message across in most his videos

[@mrme8521]

Disclaimer: Prayers for any family that's ever gone through this. Way too many. Now to my response. This video... IS ABSOLUTELY GENIUS ON SO MANY LEVELS!!! BRO!!! The ending!!!!! The social commentary you just made through satire! ✊🏿. A whole college lecture could be done off this

[@kt420ish]

"Jocks are the worst. They always pick on me and run their mouth, but they couldn't out run these hollow tips so..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-fq7kt7py4e]

This was done well for so many reasons. A lot of layers in here. I hope kids can analyze this is English and dissect why it's so funny. I'm not even kidding. This was well done. Poetic. People saying it's insane? It's a public service and a piece of performative art.

[@deadboltzz5199]

Yeah especially the way those bullets flew

[@ImmortalBecoming]

Eww hop off 🧏‍♀️

[@noahcoffman2628]

P o e t i c s h o o t i n g

[@DemonPeachxBlade-br3ch]

“Dalton, you have 39 casualties, 12 wounded, and 5 spared.”

[@mentalmike6362]

1:07 jocks are definitely the worst. 🤣

[@cart4092]

that you dalton?

[@mkayms]

Old griffy is back with this one

[@mikeb4934]

If Chappelle show came back, LBG would definitely be one of his writers 😂

[@chrish6649]

Naw, this is Dave Chappelle level satire

[@unyieldingrage1389]

1:02 I lost it 😂

[@TheLoboCinema]

“Every shooter has his day” that was brilliant. Friggin brilliant. 😂😂