When you have to call to cancel your p*rn subscription

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[@_Tnes_]

Let’s be honest- you didn’t look this video up

[@jpatel0924]

I think chrome told KZbin about my recent searches...

[@45Gunner556]

It got recommended for me

[@TrulyXeo]

I did not, it was recommended

[@abrilmanuel5917]

You got that right

[@Viewer-986]

Yeah, i’m here cause i am subbed

[@shrutsilakari9711]

They did it on purpose to make you embarrassed enough that you just cut the call and not cancel subscription

[@Gl-my8fw]

Can just block payment or change the card.

[@thedrumguy2350]

congratulations, you got the joke

[@BigJay039]

I'm amazed that she didn't offer him a reduced price first. Speaking hypothetically natch

[@shrutsilakari9711]

@@Gl-my8fw blocking the payment was what this whole video was

[@AP-nj1mr]

As the customer you just gotta switch off your shame button during the phone call.

[@Dr._Bo]

Sometimes, it's just so easy to forget this man is an engineer and not a comedian😂😂😂

[@axel_r_]

True. He has no degree in comedy, thus he is not a comedian 🤫

[@trappedcosmos]

These videos are monetized so he is a comedian

[@aliciabell6688]

You gotta be creative to be an engineer.

[@axel_r_]

@@aliciabell6688 True! So truuuuue! Comedians can not even understand 1+1 or what to do with color pencils.

[@trappedcosmos]

@@axel_r_ what????

[@Marcel._B]

I feel like Zach has some very dark secrets

[@Broockle]

we're all custodians of art and culture here

[@Juice8767]

Nah, he's just the only one willing to admit them out loud lol

[@godlymegatron5698]

​@@Broockle My Mojo level is over 9000. I am the Master of Art and Culture. 😏 Even Cthulhu and the other outer gods are free real estate. Every eye candy you name it. We had a shag of a groovy time. My C/F level (Conquest and Friend zoned) is a 9. The rest I failed on purpose because I ain't that desperate or outright a terrible terrible human being.

[@wimsylogic65]

We all do. Some closets that hide our skeletons are deeper than others. And Some are absolutely evil and filled with glitter, And the skeletons are bedazzled. 😂

[@zenks5883]

I mean was it really that bad?

[@katlynroseanne]

Either here before this blows up or here before it gets shadowbanned lmao

[@ThatSmilingTophat]

Same lol

[@jay_jax]

aint that the truth

[@itsdarkhere]

Lol

[@shadywhisper8455]

Like Schrodinger's box. Zach Himself's box, if you will

[@EpicKotka]

same

[@Vinicius-ux4qx]

Jokes aside this attender is really efficient and polite. I wish all my calls to customers services were that smooth.

[@bumblebee7547]

You could feel his pain

[@chrisjackson1889]

@@bumblebee7547 If the attendant reading out his stats wasn’t a wake-up call. Nothing is

[@bumblebee7547]

@@chrisjackson1889 hey do people call you cj

[@Thawhid]

​@Bumblebee that's a good question yk 🤔

[@Tahycoon]

@@bumblebee7547 cj tech

[@eduardoyamaha7279]

This is the best "anti-porn" video ever made. Thanks, Zach.

[@heyhoe168]

Ikr? 😅Its like a cold shower.

[@MargaretThatcherTheCumSnatcher]

Why pay for porn on large websites.

[@Amine-om7yj]

​@@MargaretThatcherTheCumSnatcher why even watch it?

[@MargaretThatcherTheCumSnatcher]

@@Amine-om7yj No women.

[@younga.k9145]

@@MargaretThatcherTheCumSnatcher ur too honest😂😂

[@danielgodfrey4415]

Canceling your credit card is easier. Funny. Right after I posted the comment he tries to cancel his card.

[@anshumanagrawal346]

That what I thought and as I was about to go to the comments he tried to do it

[@showaker4755]

why do people not finish the video before commenting?

[@makuru.42]

​@@showaker4755 because videos can be long.

[@darkgrundi9543]

@@makuru.42 5 mins, FIVE

[@Domo.6]

​@@makuru.42 4mins aint long.

[@HC-qx7kf]

Honestly, as someone who works in a call center, getting a customer like this on the phone is a nightmare

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

You really think the customer is the problem in this scenario?

[@sociallyineptsnapper]

@@TheLobsterCopter5000 I’d agree that, yes.

[@Grivian]

You are the problem

[@python1972]

​@@TheLobsterCopter5000 Yes. If their job is to cancel subscriptions to porn sites this is likely the 1000th time they've done it and trust me "A$$eater69" is not the worst username they've heard, not even in the top 500.

[@HC-qx7kf]

@@TheLobsterCopter5000 it's the attitude mostly, where they're asking you to do something that just can't be done and expect you to make it happen as if you have any say in it. I didn't come up with these policies, I'm just following them. This video is a slight exaggeration but Tiffany here was just doing 'her' job.

[@ThatSmilingTophat]

3:21 The "are you fucking kidding me?" lmfao I can't 💀

[@SpyCatYT]

i cant believe i recognized your profile picture thanks to the geometry dash song you uploaded congrats

[@ThatSmilingTophat]

@@SpyCatYT Hi

[@RainbowGale]

IKR? I literally just took a sip of my soda as he said that and nearly spit it out.

[@frost8077]

"Hot chicks named Dick" had me laughing too much to even drink my coffee. Somewhere out there on the internet, this is probably a real fetish among a hundred people.

[@nullbeyondo]

I'm trying to think how this is a fetish.. like some kind of play on "Take this, Dick" or what

[@pirilon78]

​@@nullbeyondo imagine getting aroused by dad jokes

[@BigJay039]

​@@pirilon78 I'm sure there's a fetish for that

[@pirilon78]

@@BigJay039 Waiter: "how was the food" Guy: *points at empty plate* horrible! His date: oh god thats hot

[@louisrobitaille5810]

It's not even that surprising of a name, even when excluding trans people. Sure it's uncommon, but not that rare 🤷‍♂️.

[@burburkang]

"I WAS TOLD MY NAME WOULD NOT APPEAR ON THE BILL!" lmao

[@recemessmer3048]

😂😂😂😂

[@alexodocharty2884]

I’ll be there for you🎶

[@xipheonj]

My favourite part of this sketch is how indifferent the customer service rep is. Just a professional doing her normal job.

[@kingworldadventures]

Her?

[@xipheonj]

@@kingworldadventures Ya, it's Tiffany! She just wants to make you smile.

[@AnaICarnaval]

Did you just assume xier gender?

[@Alknix]

@@AnaICarnaval When I get to heaven, I will pay god 30 bucks to make sure you go to hell.

[@BrewsBrownies]

@AnaICarnaval 💀

[@drummersince89]

Already started laughing before I even watched.

[@Iosaiv]

Then you know it’s a real comedian.😂

[@jefferyjin5551]

Somehow this guy’s straight face makes me laugh so hard

[@kuro.hitsuji]

The deadpan stare into space never fails to get me lmaooooo

[@cufflink44]

No one, but no one, does a deadpan stare like Zach.

[@settheory2219]

I would have said dead-eye, but absolutely

[@tc6818]

Fun fact: Zach made this video so he can deduct his p*orn subscription as a business expense.

[@stringercorrales6627]

*pornography

[@scherexyz]

ppornographyorn? Now that doesn’t nake any sense does it

[@Opt1musPr1meK]

How do you censor it but still include the whole f*ucking word

[@alexandercressman3420]

There was a real scam, where a guy would sell porn dvds by mail, but never deliver. He would send a refund when people complained, but had the film title on the cheque they would have to cash (before ATMs). Almost no one cashed the cheques.

[@spaceturtle8889]

Lmaoooo that's golden

[@Epke1174]

Hahahahahahahah GOLDEN AHAHAHHAAAHA

[@V1Salvo]

That is actually funny

[@vasvas8914]

Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels

[@oompa1274]

I still can't believe this is Zach Star himself. This feels so different from his main channel

[@elibenaron]

Imagine if 3B1B had something like this

[@7ebr830]

What main channel? I'll search for Zach Star now.

[@codeblue6925]

​@@7ebr830 hes got a like math/ engineering stem stuff type of channel

[@7ebr830]

@@codeblue6925 Wow. Who'd have thunk it, eh?

[@codeblue6925]

@@7ebr830 yeah i also found this channel first lol and after like 1.5 years of watching i found it he had another one lol

[@sketchyskies8531]

His facial expression between the pauses are amazing

[@mcmarkmarkson7115]

You can literally see his soul escaping 🤣

[@colegreene2153]

I have definitely canceled a card in order to stop paying a gym subscription lol

[@JamaicanRain]

I had to meet with people in person to cancel my last one.

[@livedreamsg]

Interesting. Most gyms here don't even take cards, they require your checking account which is a LOT harder to "cancel".

[@ZeNCRTrooper]

Dr. Seuss’s history: 3:12

[@Sinx-Ce]

Omg

[@ShadowGaming42069]

Damn, who knew that cat was into that kinda stuff.

[@constantspider]

2:33 the look got me. Even if nobody is nearby and could even hear what’s being said… YOU HAVE TO CHECK

[@a37306]

"Could you spell that for me?" 💀💀💀

[@lilcj2014]

Member for 7 years 💀💀💀

[@MareeCK2409]

Zacs mortification is palpable 😂

[@sammy3.0]

no way $50.00!!!! here before this gets viral

[@7lionn]

How did nobody notice this?

[@45Gunner556]

Wow 50 dollars and no heart or comment _💀_

[@MareeCK2409]

@@45Gunner556 eh, it is what it is. It’s still a hilarious skit.

[@Japaneseyap]

not the donation ahhh

[@friendlyneighborhoodspider3962]

I’ve been so depressing lately and you gave me some chuckles. I really appreciate you man.

[@daveliu8365]

Why are you depressed Spiderman? Thank you for protecting our neighborhood!

[@spider-man6932]

​@@daveliu8365lol he is the not real one tho 😂

[@hufflepuffvoldida7977]

@@spider-man6932what really?

[@volioni5347]

Into the youtube comment Spider-verse

[@Derek21701]

​@@spider-man6932ever heard of playing along?

[@markgaumee]

This is a nightmare I wish to never endure.

[@vasvas8914]

Don't cancel it then

[@pirilon78]

​@@vasvas8914 or dont buy porn. No matter how horny you are its literally not worth it with millions of free videos out there

[@Part_121_Wannabe]

is this how you really cancel subscription lol I genuinely dont know

[@markgaumee]

@@Part_121_Wannabe I don't know, but I would never want to have to talk to anyone in order to cancel a porn subscription. I think it's just a skit showcasing how uncomfortable it would be to have someone cancel it for you.

[@TsuikeNovaus]

@@markgaumee Most subscriptions it's recommended that you call, you can get a confirmation number and if there are any future charges you have an easier time fighting with your bank.

[@theannouncer5538]

I remember calling to cancel when I was like 13 and pretending to be my own dad saying “my son subscribed”

[@andreimircea2254]

oof

[@TeenPerspektiva]

Hahah wtff

[@DeadDancers]

How did it go?

[@theannouncer5538]

@@DeadDancers successfully, honestly I don’t think they care that much😂

[@LeoLionxyzed]

I was expecting him to call the suicide hotline.

[@latt.qcd9221]

"I'd like to cancel my subscription to life."

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

I wouldn't call a hotline, I'd just do it

[@rayh6118]

​@@thelegacyofgaming2928same

[@lmj06]

this is easily one of your best yet, I couldnt hold in my laughter throughout the whole video, great stuff man

[@Monty2289]

As someone who has bought a *clears throat" video only to get slapped with a subscription service I relate to this on a level that makes me just as uncomfortable as the guy in this video

[@AwkwarddFoxx]

the IHateThisIHateThisIHateThis.. is literally what goes through my mind whenever i, an introvert, am forced to make a phone call

[@blvckbytes7329]

Every time... :/

[@lotusinn3]

Yep.

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

Same tbh

[@docgrey3826]

"Is your manual the satanic bible" DUDE!!! Damn... AWESOME!!

[@maddykasky09]

The Satanic Eibel is actually different since they are nonbelievers of Satan. Everything in the book is about being good so he should’ve done his research before saying that.

[@docgrey3826]

@@maddykasky09 Yeah, cuz that would make it funnier???

[@Kirasupporter1]

@@maddykasky09 Nobody who aligns with satan can be good.

[@MyzeiVistavkiObzory]

@@Kirasupporter1xd u such a freak

[@christophernehrt4403]

You just made me cry from laughter, probably the first time that’s ever happened to me, I can’t thank you enough

[@starhawke380]

Thanks, Its almost 5pm and this is the first thing to make me smile all day. I needed it. This was extremely well done.

[@Qwenil]

This probably the funniest one yet. I'm in tears.

[@TheDorkle]

Loved you opening with, “I hate this, I hate this…” Tiffany taking the call was too funny. Good work 😎🤘🏼

[@veerapandiyan1431]

Zach -unending creative flowness in his comedy skits

[@semja]

Can't relate lol but sounds as painful as talking to customer service for any home or insurance services

[@troublesometoaster4492]

Lmao thankfully companies can't legally ask for your ID in here or a lot of families would be ruined over that 😂

[@josephdanieljirehdimacali4418]

As customer service rep. This is Very much accurate. Looks likes apology is in order. 😂😂😂

[@lorenzoditrolio6680]

I felt that in my heart, that would absolutely suck my guy

[@aleksaleks8342]

Somehow I swapped the word that for I. It sounded way too sus

[@trimagnus]

One of your funniest yet. Love his thousand yard death stare. Could really feel the pathos.

[@blakethesimms]

Zach has mastered the best part of comedy, the pauses

[@NamelessAwarenessG]

Why can I feel the embrassment he felt 😭🤣

[@Imaproshaman7]

The details with the different expressions when it changed camera angles was so good. This was amazing.

[@DenofOkami]

Never seen or heard of this channel before but the amount of times I laughed and couldn’t breathe definitely got my sub lol

[@auspiciouscheetah]

it is still weird to think that you are a engineer

[@nathanwhite704]

on top of that he worked at Northrop Grumman with secret security clearance.

[@nullbeyondo]

Bro.. as an engineer myself, I declare, we are weird.

[@Dyanosis]

"A engineer"? An engineer*

[@ZachStarHimself]

@@nathanwhite704 😂

[@username8644]

I dont see how. His videos perfectly represent how engineers think and behave.

[@potco133]

The dead inside look he gives whenever he has to give away an essential detail is legit a mood.

[@_Yohan]

bro this is the funniest vid i have seen this year. i havent laughed out loud to a video in so long.

[@SBRFullautoDPMS]

Lmao awesome start to the weekend thanks for laughs 😂

[@mandosharkfn1392]

Nobody is relating to this 💀

[@kfactor20]

This is probably the absolute funniest skit I’ve seen you do. This had me giggling the whole way through. Probably bc I’ve had to do the same thing in the past, although it went a lot shorter(that’s what she said)than this lol. The person just named the website and that was it. However this entire video was literally all the overthinking thoughts going through my head, in fear, of what was going to happen

[@iamchanman4041]

Dude he is so funny like his skits are so addictive I just keep watching them

[@Elwirfy]

Damn these videos are always able to surprise me even when I see the plot in my head

[@yerejun]

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard for awhile. Thank you for making these videos. You make my day 😍

[@TheSlave1Taxi]

“are you fucking kidding me” HAD ME DYING

[@sniper_pig]

Thank you for the categories recommendations, I'll go check those out

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

"So is your manual a satanic bible?" "So, that user name." He didn't deny it.

[@fk_thebest1535]

One of the few times I clicked on a video and instantly started laughing 😂 Saying “I hate this” out loud repeatedly when doing something you don’t like is so relatable 😂😂

[@samninjago8216]

i have been watching this guys shorts for months why is this the video that made me sub to him

[@vanplays5216]

I appreciate this man I think tomorrow will finally be the day

[@jaymercer4566]

You sir deserve my follow thank you so much for the laugh

[@bootymuncher420]

1:42 hey i have copy right on that

[@CrazyGamingYT56]

Love your content keep up the great work

[@shonzu04]

Had this situation one time. He was actually pretty nice, and we had a talk about it :D

[@mz7315]

I love how this is really cringe, but all of his requests make perfect sense.

[@Cheeeeseman]

How is this video NOT sponsored by Rocket Money?!?! This would be an incredibly effective ad for them.

[@JRDUDE2007]

I was literally saying in my head "just cancel the credit card"

[@haydenspilman5355]

Haha! Dude, I was cracking up so much.

[@BruceM8]

That is by far the funniest video yet, Zach!!!

[@aatsiii]

Far from it imo. Any video featuring god in sunglasses beats this one

[@kazukothecoward5466]

If jigsaw was in The Slashers

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

You can see his soul gradually leaving his body with every most-searched category spoken out.

[@Daniel-dp7kc]

The way he hangs up and dials a new number and slaps the phone on his face had me dying I couldn’t breathe 😂😂😂

[@poutineausyropderable7108]

Pretty sure you could cancel a single service on your card but yes. Going for the card is the right thing to do.

[@vaibhavbisht465]

Just found a really good channel keep it up brother.

[@sanban6766]

I never had a skit so relatable to me in my life 😂😂🤣🤣

[@Orange_Swirl]

What.

[@IsM1ku]

🤨

[@sanban6766]

@@IsM1ku 🤷‍♂️

[@Jendaga]

Bro you acctually spent money on a P site?

[@PrimePlayzGames]

My man you do realize there are tons of free p websites???

[@Conor-x1s]

The fact that I can watch this video on my school account is crazy

[@okdarius]

"How can I make you smile today?" 🤣

[@vegvisirskald2172]

bro saw this today while scrolling through, immediately began laughing as soon as i saw it, and laughed through the vast majority of the video. idk what it is maybe im in a good mood or something but this shit was funny as hell.

[@drixxonk]

Definitely one of the videos of all time

[@mothelde4458]

2:30 Him looking around like someone heard him ☠☠

[@seththornton9968]

Very happy to see this so early in its upload.

[@icehero22yt]

I found it funy how the lady didn't even seem to care lol. She wasn't judging him and was pretty cool with it lmao.

[@TheSlave1Taxi]

the miserable face you make in silence is so unbelievably funny

[@disa2312]

I almost ripped my stitches I laughed so hard!!!! 😂

[@student99bg]

Even just first 15 seconds are hilarious, the expressions, the comedy of "I am Tiffany how can I make you smile today" as if it is a hot pine or something

[@justasadpikachu_1930]

You have perfectly mastered the faces of "are you f*cking kidding me." and "I want to die right now."

[@anthonyross3418]

Great way to prevent cancelations.

[@dakattack8900]

The straight face of complete and utter disassociation 😂

[@cookpadre9264]

OMG the funniest video I've watched in a HOT minute!! it took me 15 minutes to watch the video cuz I was dying laughing every 15 seconds

[@michiel97531]

Who pays for porn

[@YoungFlyz644]

That’s what I’m saying

[@jacobsutton567]

Another Banger

[@SwagmanDude]

This feels awfully specific...

[@kishaa819]

Omg, that was extra hilarious. I laughed too hard at the end.

[@dennis2540]

This was amazing! thanks for the laughs man!🖤 that "Dead inside" look hade me cracking everytime!

[@Orangecatty]

It's the pauses with the dead eyes that kill me 😂

[@Uberlex377]

2:59 Zach's face just screams, "I am totally going to Hell for this." His face after that is just, "Make it stop!"

[@montyabbas-kb4wd]

Having a porn subscription is sad

[@JRCSalter]

This is precicesly why I have a temporary virtual card that I can easily cancel whenever I want.

[@AlejandroGonzalez-fl3hq]

This would have been so good as an ad for the company that let's you make a virtual card for your subscriptions