If Teleshopping Adverts Were Geordie (Flex Tape)

[@planetearth740]

“BANG AND THE WATER’S GONE!!” LMAO 😆

[@kaioken6442]

omg so funny

[@MatthewDoesThisNow]

HI IM BARRY SCOTT

[@judecarter6095]

Remember that

[@ezmoneysniprr]

Cillit bang

[@callum__w]

*HI I’M PHIL SWIFT*

[@NextDavidAttenborough]

"The only thing this couldn't fix is my marriage" Lol I love that Phil literally looks like the type to say "But baby! I have Flex tape..." And suddenly their marriage is even more broken.

[@siegull]

You have the exact same name as my friend from school so maybe you are her. I’m not completely sure though

[@h8rraider227]

7:55 is it me or does phil laugh and act like he snorted 3 lines of coke before doing the infomercials? "Now thats a lotta damage!!!" lmao

[@GrtGuy]

He snorted flex glue and now all he can see is martians

[@HeartsGloriusHearts]

In the video 'Phil Swift has a mental breakdown' that actually happens. Watch the video

[@WillNE]

Hope you lot enjoy this!

[@zomz786]

WillNE ya

[@kikov9932]

reply to me

[@tylerbeardsley6852]

Always do

[@jacobburgess8338]

give us a kiss

[@diggle3294]

WillNE you’re a bit late to the whole flex seal etc but big up cause you’re northern and you’re my guy

[@Endhog]

My boy Phil is flexing that tape harder than Craig flexes his *YEEZY YEEZY YEEZYs*

[@joelyons606]

Endhog *COST MORE THAN YOUR RENT*

[@bleb1157]

Thank you

[@unknown-hd8nd]

😂😂😂

[@lawrence9536]

Is KZbin falling apart? Not with flex tape it ain't!

[@phoebebella5230]

OMG 😂

[@dbznerd6059]

No

[@markmulgrew6101]

Celtic

[@lukealexander3191]

Nothing will stop KZbin falling apart until it’s YouLube

[@milliewilliams6098]

If only the Titanic had Flex Tape...

[@notethan_]

Millie Williams Titenic

[@JoshEvo]

Millie Williams wouldn't have sank.

[@patrickthestan]

Phil Swift the Flex God did u make that name JUST to reply to that comment 😂😂

[@JoshEvo]

Codnoobftw maybe.

[@matthewholton1938]

Too Soon

[@serenad3535]

THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE

[@samuelwilliams9626]

Serena D WHERE IS JON TRON

[@mychemicalromance3735]

Samuel Williams I JUST CUT THIS BOAT IN HALF

[@serenad3535]

My Chemical Romance wait hang on Phil why have you done that

[@mychemicalromance3735]

Serena D Because of the power of FLEX TAPE

[@samuelwilliams9626]

HE'S SNIFFED TO MUCH FLEX GLUE.

[@bean_eater1209]

*burns down an apartment building, killing 27 people* Phil Swift: that's a lot of damage!

[@conor1014]

SquareFace brought to you by SquareSpace

[@ladlikelucas]

look who’s talking

[@willmd4958]

Wrong way round

[@jaydenbrimmer5652]

Conor that is funny

[@comedymankelp1096]

The Flex Tape Guy will defeat Thanos in Avengers 4

[@TheCulturalBomb]

Unblock me you coward Mr Swift I don't feel so good

[@JoshEvo]

My name's Phil mate.

[@dampesthydra7422]

Unblock me you coward his name's Phil Swift you uncultured swine.

[@LETOreptiles]

Don't you mean in Despacito 7?

[@Cosmic_Gorilla]

*watches Thanos click his fingers* "WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!"

[@adderz8619]

"Now you can safely WALK ON WATER" so that's how Jesus did it...

[@vvthelegend26vv72]

Adderz its in the bible

[@charliebiz5314]

Vvthelegendary m8 Phil aaa prophet who told jesus about it

[@julietteg6714]

699th like

[@leaoconnor9551]

so thats ho always thout

[@leightonthewolvesfan1572]

He is sooooooooo funny

[@rxinxi4114]

"The only thing it couldn't save was me marriage" 😂

[@yousefamr633]

RaiNai69 yah it couldn't save ur english tooooooooooo

[@palauk]

Yousef Amr rai isn't wrong.Will said me marriage and i think where will is from people use me as my

[@useyourglutes347]

Yeah I do it aswell

[@z7983]

Yousef Amr Yah it couldn't save your self awareness too since you don't know people use "me" instead of "my" in north east england

[@kitfisto5582]

Yousef Amr thats how us in the north east say my

[@RockyT1]

the music at the start is so classic

[@finnw5248]

Rocky Terruli what, land down under?

[@ladybirdleaf]

teacher: what do you wanna be when you’re older lily? me: Phil swift. teacher: THAS A LOT OF DAMAGE

[@mannythe_guy5942]

Oof Lily Your cringy

[@danjsmith0628]

@@mannythe_guy5942 when im seeing this it has 420 likes lol

[@gametime5817]

MannyThe_ Guy *you’re

[@optimusburrinktea562]

MannyThe_ Guy wow how horrible of you how dare you say something so vile

[@thanosgaming7153]

MannyThe_ Guy lhbkgh

[@patricktoner1724]

Logan Paul needs some of that tape to fix his career

[@MantejSidhu]

Patrick Toner sad....

[@woodduck]

Not even flex tape will fix it.

[@StrawbySugar]

Chris Grant I was literally about to say the same 😂😂😂😂

[@penisdestroyer619]

honestly to bring his career back he may as well just film 10 mins of kong and/or maverick

[@drewcole4419]

Patrick Toner Vio

[@wilma_wessels]

i ship PhilNE

[@gabbimarie1835]

PhilNE #1 ship of 2018

[@lilpeepcellonig245]

wilma wessels well that boat was broken because he did A L O T. O F. D A M A G E.

[@FloydSchooledCanelo]

Phil will break that ship with his knife

[@cobrafire3700]

I love Phil's smile, it makes me giggle insanely. 😁

[@alexandddeeer]

Flex tape isn't super strong, you're super strong Phil!!!

[@greave6720]

BOYO Arcolo stolen from jontron

[@bigmanburg7160]

*Phil you make me a n g r y Phil!*

[@Unknown-zv4gr]

Will you haven't seen Phil make a truck into a Submarine...

[@benlawson3193]

If only they had flex tape when the titanic crashed 😂😂

[@whodoesntlovehorror]

Passenger: we’re sinking!!! What do we do?!?! Captain: (pulls out flex tape and slaps it over the hole) BANG AND THE WATERS GONE

[@RickMey15]

Will buy theses products and try them out

[@smithy3848]

RickMey15 r u sayin u will or telling will to try them out?

[@CJizzleJ]

Pix to be fair i’m wondering too

[@natashahepworth7383]

Pix ngl i found it pretty funny...

[@tomsmith720]

Will, buy these* products and try them out

[@harrysanimals4462]

Pix Im confused aswell tbf if he was telling will to do it or saying he will

[@Qwepzy]

Now I get why Squarespace sponsored Will LOL

[@tyranosaurusbex2950]

In the space of about a week you have become one of my favourite youtubers... Respect

[@sappiesapp5873]

How dare you!

[@ed.bennett]

It’s American Barry Scott

[@starrnamu]

Ed Bennett my brother named a toy squirrel Barry Scott but my dog ate his eyes.

[@mamoon4321]

Yay BTS 😂😂😂

[@behrangmarzban4209]

Lol ikr

[@StickBugYoutube]

Nah that's Billy maise

[@SubToRhys]

Bam! And the dirt is gone

[@ludaynl3691]

Squarespace, more like Squareface.

[@achangeapproaches7648]

at this point he's just doing it to himself

[@elli8099]

@@achangeapproaches7648 PHIL SWIFT I LOV U

[@MantejSidhu]

😂😂😂😂

[@judecarter6095]

Ludde Albertsson yep

[@lobs7070]

You deserve so much more attention for this class joke

[@robzlang11]

No one: Literally no one: Willne: BLOODY HELL PHIL 1:07 5:48 6:27 7:20 7:50 8:11

[@m33zerella]

*B o a t a b u s e*

[@mishumydog]

Wishbear 4444 *b u c k e t a b u s e*

[@christianxd1696]

*ThATs ALOt oF DamAGE*

[@rubespritchy890]

Christian xd read that as he said it

[@tiiwa2958]

aboooooooos

[@eaahn]

To test the power of flex tape

[@Dylaz97]

The Slapchop guy is also the myth, the legend, the Shamwow guy. Talent at it's finest.

[@katiefr]

phil is getting his coin. you can’t knock the grind 😤🤪

[@karapo8677]

American adverts are always this extra for some reason

[@juniorjohnny7181]

Pablo Mejido to catch the viewers attention ,they were successful in this case

[@rottenwomb]

wait till you see Japanese ads...

[@InteriorCrocodileAlligator86]

We like to grab your attention

[@central_core8178]

agumon949 OH GOD

[@karapo8677]

Emotionally Cucked Aleks thanks hahaha

[@ixFrost]

He is the American Barry Scott

[@lilspezmoid3118]

Raven finally someone tells the truth

[@fruitella196]

*HI I'M BARRY SCOTT*

[@vampirelibrarian777]

Phil Swift and Barry Scott having a fight. I would honestly watch that.

[@RefriedBeanie]

7:35 "I'm sorry right, but who wants there living room to look like spy kids 3?"

[@lilpeepcellonig245]

No boats were harmed in the making of this video

[@amy2581]

Techs __ I'm sure there was one,,,

[@wurmturm]

Techs __ They were harmed in the video used in this video , but not this one .

[@joonatanlass]

Techs __ not too sure

[@somerandomguy1436]

not so sure about that

[@josway001]

You sure about that mate?

[@DannyMakesVideosIGuess]

So did everyone just skip over the part where he said he watched and loved JonTron's video on this? Obviously he'll take inspiration from that.

[@forgivemelordforihavesinne6021]

“I sawed this boat in half” was the best thing ever

[@yourdailydada4184]

First ricegum flexes on us Then LilTay Now Tape

[@babycakes6994]

doodle bob ha sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[@Liam-sy4eh]

That’s a definite new low for us

[@looneymac1002]

Game: take a shot every time will says “bloody Elll”

[@madelynhesson]

*D I E S*

[@cait_frb]

Alcohol poisoning

[@wilma5764]

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

[@makaicunningham3880]

I am now in hospital with liver poisoning

[@vroomvroom3624]

billie smith EVERYBODY

[@nickbuchanan9755]

*LOTTA DAMAGE.*

[@AngusBoom_]

So it turns out Barry Scott did have a son in the end.

[@TakerKaneanite619]

"He's not Barry Scott, but he is Barry Scott's American Cousin."

[@Ben-yj9wz]

And I'm tge father of tge father

[@jaypeg49]

John Trons video on flex tape is like my favourite. Makes me so happy more people seeing this video. Not gonna be like OH YOU'RE COPYING cos then i'd need to say that to every youtuber ever. Makes me happy to see other peoples reaction to this. Makes me laugh

[@leehamshaw8298]

I actually once had the flex tape advert. I was so annoyed. But I know the best advert on earth. BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE. That honestly needs to be a meme. Let's start a petition for a BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE meme. All you need to do is like so people see this comment and reply with "Signed". Make the meme happen people.

[@jmvr]

Signed

[@sharxx112]

That was already a meme years ago?

[@hollie__swoffsxx8827]

Signed

[@judecarter6095]

Lee Hamshaw yep

[@osoroshidesu2017]

Signed

[@xnatalieartx]

SquareSpace 😂😂😂😂 not surprised they're sponsoring you 😂

[@eannaoconnell7444]

Nat Is Irrelevant xo is that big brendon

[@CITRINE-c9o]

Eanna O Connell Yep

[@eannaoconnell7444]

。さくら wow he's cool

[@tawhid5816]

More like SquareFace!

[@Glassee]

Nat Is Irrelevant xo XDDDDDD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯

[@TheMarcus7777]

Big Phil looks like that bloke from Smash Mouth

[@gamepocalypsegaming278]

Marcus Persson no u

[@maherajaj5083]

THIS IS THE BEST OF WILL'S ACCENT EVER

[@wolvespaws6662]

Tbh your head shape kinda reminds me of one of the binweevils head shapes or someone from the simpsons

[@FloydSchooledCanelo]

"Thats a lata damage"

[@arifachoudhury8312]

Oh silly americans

[@FloydSchooledCanelo]

Im not from america

[@markocumic8287]

our lord and saviour chuck norris you still silly

[@FloydSchooledCanelo]

How

[@rayquazaband]

Merkmusic

[@cfcfrank11]

"You don't want your living room looking like spy kids 3" 🤣😂

[@Harrycharlieee]

I got so excited when I saw the notification 😂

[@peqbox]

harry bailey Cause he’s a cursing English commentator. Same as memeulous.

[@khizarhayat8356]

Sexually?

[@glove2734]

Khizar Hayat get will fill holes swiftly too 😉

[@khizarhayat8356]

I’m dEAD I agree :*

[@ronniebikerin6007]

i see you everywhere my guy

[@jackrowlands1930]

JonTron did this like 6 months ago Will keep up mate

[@fragtall]

Exactly

[@Rel-Rel]

He know this he even link his video

[@jackrowlands1930]

I love when a joke goes over someone’s head

[@izurukamukura1885]

SquareSpace? More like SquareFace No tho who else thought when they put in the tape it was satisfying

[@chrispapadimitriou4245]

*JUST SLAP SOME FLEX TAPE WITH THE MIGHT OF ZEUS*

[@eannaoconnell7444]

Chris Papadimitriou why don't you just have some fucking patience

[@noyou3334]

Chris Papadimitriou I now love you

[@eliasdanes2614]

*might. dipshit

[@blimpgaming8534]

Chris Papadimitriou you had one job

[@summerequestrian3340]

Phil looked crazy when he murdered the bucket 😂😂

[@TakerKaneanite619]

I'd rather he murdered the bucket, as opposed to murdering a human to be fair.

[@XxBunnyKidxX]

This was one of your funniest videos, I’m crying

[@nandanparikh5352]

8:09 *Top 10 anime plot twists*

[@arnepuro4966]

JonTronJonTronJonTronJonTronJonTronJonTronJonTronJonTronJonTronJonTronJonTronJonTronJonTronJonTronJonTronJonTronJonTronJonTron

[@koiboy1261]

Arne Puro YES

[@jore569]

Arne Puro this guy is late to this meme

[@Virgil-Arcanum]

21 fall out boys at my chemical disco Your channel name tho

[@Avanchy]

Someone.... someone is copyinggggggg

[@monikamorningstarshadlo4129]

“Imagine seeing that on top of you” It’s everyone’s dream to have Phil Swift on top of them..... And I mean *EVERYONES*

[@nigerianjesus5795]

He isn't a hero, but a god!

[@JoshEvo]

GeorgeTheGreatObnoxiousOne very true.

[@nigerianjesus5795]

You better be in Infinity War part 2

[@JoshEvo]

GeorgeTheGreatObnoxiousOne don't worry, I'll save the day.

[@nigerianjesus5795]

YES!

[@RockyT1]

this guy needs to stop flexing his tape 😒 🙌🏼

[@chuckfinley2774]

😤🏋🏿️‍♂️💪🏿

[@dancohen6553]

Lol every post man

[@dancohen6553]

Every vid

[@callummmm]

yeezy yeezy yeezy yeezy

[@RockyT1]

Dan not every one 😂 i was waiting for u to see this

[@gracielavender-powell2561]

This video is a year old and it’s still one of my favourite videos on KZbin

[@kendog381]

PHIL YOU’VE DONE HALF THE JOB BUT STILL HAVE A FULL SMILE.

[@joshualoynes7408]

I think it’s just cheaper to buy a new boat...

[@joonatanlass]

world of retro no but it is cheaper to buy a new bucket

[@kabiriatthezoo]

world of retro but it’s more fun to use flex tape

[@nolongeractive1730]

When the True Georgie, is the only man on the field

[@PirateDogAMV]

Me dergs chewed a hole in me mates paddling pool. I need this tape!!!! save me 40 quid lmao!

[@gumball2253]

I guess you could say... It's the youngest flex tape of the century

[@MokeSumUp]

ImmaZarbon YO! IM LIL TAY AND YOU FORGOT THAT IM THE YOUNGEST FLEXER OF THE CENTURY! IM ONLY NINE YEARS OLD AND YOU AINT GOT NOTHING!!!!

[@arield5143]

"He fills holes swiftly" Good job wille

[@KA1xxx]

‘Flex tape clear can take a pounding’ Oh really 😏

[@Tikumu-nh9wo]

Road to 10k subs with no videos Oml 😂

[@ethanhutchinson4413]

Local Scunthorpe Argos

[@noscopefuzion9290]

being from scunny that was a fuckin crease

[@user-hu8oi3lx7l]

Noscopefuzion innit😂

[@MrFunTimesMusic]

So happy he mentioned scunny

[@BenMPMercer]

He didn’t mention the grimo argos. Im super pissed

[@paul-qr8wh]

I'm from scunny and I'm gonna sue

[@geographyguy5780]

“The only thing it couldn’t fix is my marriage” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seatp4270]

That’s a lot of damage!

[@tbahahahh]

Is that wolfieraps in 20 years

[@astrea5849]

this is something you’d find on those screens in the range

[@Sisterof72]

As an American, it's kind of weird to watch this because all informercials (what we call them lol) are super extra like this and so I've never given it a second thought. And to shed a bit of light on the people giving real life examples in the shopping center, sometimes different companies like this will set up temporary booths in places like malls or conventions and get people to "try out" the product in order to get them to buy it and then they record a few people with their permission and use it on the commercials. And great video Will! I couldn't stop laughing.

[@ethanwho90]

jontrons vid on this is amazing but so's this

[@jore569]

name Jeff but this guy is late

[@alexstone9099]

hello yh just a little bit.

[@cptgradea4012]

His video was gold

[@devilsminus4743]

name Jeff but jontron made it funnier

[@ethanwho90]

Mythic Streams jontron can make anything hilarious

[@LokVale-123]

WillNE : " That's a lot of damage!" George: you owe me a new Yu-Gi-Oh card.

[@yahyaaldo6410]

Jesus the 360p makes you look more like Steve from minecraft

[@refthegeneric]

Try 240p

[@kayamoosic]

Try 144p

[@yoink6299]

Try 80p

[@Virgil-Arcanum]

Try 2p

[@JS4____]

Try 0.2p

[@maddy3405]

Will if you don't try out that glow one we will all unsub xx

[@f1zz759]

Every video starts with right hey

[@FlaterYT]

flex tape

[@benjamingoodman2775]

Flater

[@dragonlord_4042]

Now that's a lot of damage

[@anthonyorlcs]

Career day at school Teacher: so what you guys wanna be when you grow up Kids: i wanna be a KZbinr Me: i wanna work for flex tape 2 weeks later Me: i sawed my homework in half Teacher: im calling your parents Me: no worries me and my mum fixed it with flex tape clear

[@eannaoconnell7444]

It's me joseffi krakawski with flex tape

[@chrispapadimitriou4245]

JonTron is daddy

[@eannaoconnell7444]

Chris Papadimitriou yes indeed

[@theultimatefifa1359]

Another great video as always, YOU ARE THE REASON I HAVE STARTED KZbin!!!!!!

[@tanzeemroks9344]

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!

[@katmlg2505]

We love Phil, we Stan a queen X

[@JoshEvo]

Kat Mlg cheers xx

[@fbi221]

I can’t even describe how much I laughed during this video love u will 😂😂😂😂

[@jmorgan8385]

Before certain things happen I go over what Jon Tron said in my head and then Will says his line and it feels weird

[@skeletonwar4445]

Ok yeah no one cares.

[@gordonlarkin4229]

Ryan franklin is shut. U did a good video with memeulous

[@Bluefire397]

Sounds like you have a great life mate

[@carcinogenetricist2993]

Skeleton War you clearly do bud.

[@TurkeyTom]

Jontron did it better

[@mintybadger9908]

Turkey Tom John tron does everything better

[@nigerianjesus5795]

Yeah I agree with you on that, Pickle Perry!

[@darrianthesaxman7443]

Yeah I agree but it was still funny

[@nigerianjesus5795]

JonTron still got nothing on the Slapchop Guy tho!

[@nedflanders8205]

Turkey Tom ayyyyyyyy seen some of your vids

[@joebobby1412]

“BANG ‘n the waters gone!”

[@Zzizx]

Right Will we all know you want a go on that boat

[@kimberleyw3895]

I saw the reference. "Bang and the dirt is gone!"

[@archiedavison7237]

The fact that Phil and his brother Invented all this shit makes it so much better

[@TitanDolphin]

T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E

[@sacha3081]

He may be the greatest hero but WillNE is the greatest LEGEND

[@-adoriquex-5863]

Sacha Heroes always get remembered but you know legends never die

[@phantomclo]

So you like being flexed on?

[@thechillyfrogg3378]

Not a single soul: Phil swift: i saw this boat in half. Phil swift is such an absolute legend

[@influencerzwerg]

I think he just hates boats. Maybe because of a childhood trauma, my guess is that boats killed his family

[@ssquiggles3660]

SO THAT'S WHERE THAT MEME COMES FROM

[@cosmicjenny4508]

DAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE

[@josephjones4852]

it came from JonTron’s video on them adverts

[@dillyfishalt9379]

Phil's wife clearly left him to get with a 6ft 5 bloke who owns a boat and Phil is now having flashbacks

[@rkinniburgh5490]

Hit it fergie

[@sonnyhorsley9868]

MIROP1 0 that’s my babe

[@pavelcollee-foley7997]

I didn't know the sham wow guy was still kicking about