If the Bald Skyrim Lady Asked You to Kill a Man Would You Do It?

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Todd tries to soft lock us in this one but the Laughing Crew will not be defeated so easily

[@connorclandfield8462]

The way you documented at the end had me laughing so hard

[@pope3529]

Sven slaughtering guards and then smiling and cupping his balls just about sums up the mental state of the Laughing Crew

[@TheLaughingSimon]

This is where we are now

[@aundria7773]

I think Miraak casually walking over and trying to pull the chain for a solid 20 minutes is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week 😂

[@Miss_Camel]

And Sven just standing there in his underwear, I have tears rn 🤣

[@Kavukamari]

"don't worry captain fannybones, I've got this bloody switch, it'll be no match for the first dragonborn!"

[@aquamare1452]

it would have been perfect if Miraak walked over, pulled the chain and it DID actually open! lol

[@GayLostNerevar]

He prefers taking charge of things on his own xD

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

He might've left Apocrypha, but he still wants to be in control

[@Nightfall064]

Miraak playing with the chain will never not be oddly adorable.

[@BobbyCorwen1771]

Throws bound dagger at the guard. "I need a ranged weapon!"

[@TheLaughingSimon]

...

[@LabMatt]

Miraak is like a kid who found a new toy, he will not let go of it until he gets bored

[@johnaville23]

And Sven is like a toddler that refuses to wear clothes.

[@johnaville23]

One of those moments Miraak thinks he's a Khajit. Shinning, dangling thing... gonna be there a while.

[@GayLostNerevar]

Well he was a dragon priest who were considered kings or demigods soooo probably accurate xD

[@CL-lx2pm]

Sven's rocky decline into bloodthirsty insanity is as entertaining as seeing the Captain's plan to break in finally go right for once!

[@williammcnee7178]

Looks like Miraak has found a new vocation in life...pulling people's chains 😄

[@TheLaughingSimon]

🥁

[@Niklas_N]

Freaking Miraak continuously pulling the chain was pure gold

[@ravynsvoidx]

"I thought the Falmer didn't have eyes." Literally laughed out loud.

[@BongLalls]

13:47 Simon Miraak was so over your time wasting patter. Good dragonborn banter lmao

[@christinaedwards5084]

I like to believe Simon is like this in life. Just grabbing random strangers by the face and pointing at their faces and rambling like a loon 😂 Please say it’s so. 🙏

[@Miss_Camel]

How many pubs you think he’s been permanently banned from? Lol

[@AutumnSwift2]

​@@Miss_Camelhes not allowed in any because when hes drunk he starts calling everyone Sven then assults them.

[@KillmiteStudios]

Miraak showing off that he is the better dragonborn by being able to activate the chain.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I transcended matter itself to breach that gate but everyone is congratulating Miraak for being able to pull a chain. I SEE HOW IT IS

[@LifeEnemy]

Well at least Miraak is having fun

[@GayLostNerevar]

And thats the most important (Mainly otherwise he would try to become high king himself xD)

[@KittyPrydeVFX]

Idea: give Sven the cursed Nightengale gloves. That way, he gets more clothing, which _technically_ satisfies the requests of those who beg for Sven to be clothed, while still continuing with the time-honored traditions.

[@lonelybiscuit4886]

I hope the Captain goes on a merry adventure to find all the Stones of Barenziah! That would make for an interesting episode 😂

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Doing the stones of barenziah quest will be a sign I have lost what little of my sanity Skyrim VR has left me with.

[@lonelybiscuit4886]

@@TheLaughingSimon Wait. You still have some!?

[@thisisnotthechannelyourelo407]

You're so right. Ever since I played the Thieves Guild for the first time, I always wondered..."Where's all the stuff?" It's less of a Thieves Guild and more of a local homeless encampment that's so strung out on skooma they think they're master thieves XD

[@guitarmama06]

Once, I actually watched one the the members, Rune, I think, open the treasure door (the one that needs all those keys) and casually walk in. I followed and all the stuff was gone already. And I hadn't even been to the bee farm to burn the bees yet. I think it's gone when you start the thieves guild questline.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

To be fair, when the Dragonborn stumbles in there, they're little more than Maven Black-Briar's thugs. And yet another section of "Skyrim is great, but it could've been so much better" Like imagine after doing stuff for them, the hideout is filled with more and more treasures. Okay, the special things you can pick up at the jobs will show up, but I'd expect more. Once they get rich, where are the comfy rugs? Where are the shiny chandeliers? Stuff to show that you brought the guild back to wealth.

[@dementedshrew]

It's always a good day when our captain, Captain Fannybones, is out on more adventures!

[@Uncle480]

Clearly these team-building exercises are doing wonders for the Laughing Crew. Sven's got the courage to finally kick some ass, Miraak is trying his darndest to open the gate for everyone, and Annekke is ready to give up her soul and join the Nightingales for her captain, Captain Fannybones.

[@guitarmama06]

It's hilarious watching the Laughing Crew just casually walking around the room while the night goddess is talking and binding the souls of the Captain and Brynjolf to her.

[@anthonyeaves4145]

You should give Sven the gloves since you can’t use them.

[@kerridwynntheacegoblin6465]

Miraak has his own gimmick now: unresponsive gate chains

[@logicblock8783]

Miraak's from like thousands of years ago, he's just fascinated by modern technology.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Miraak giving it "Back in my day!" every time we use a lockpick.

[@d.mat.zero6525]

Mirak loved the pull chain n sven being naked during the oath was also hilarious

[@andrewb1986]

Miraak being stun locked by that chain has me absolutely rolling.

[@moviemaker2011z]

Just answering the title alone... yes, yes i would.

[@ImpactedWhisper]

I'm so glad you rebuilt the save even though it likely took an absolute age to do so xD This is honestly the best skyrim series on YT by a large margin! I see Captian Fannybones I click and my day gets better =P

[@truncatedGrip]

even the flu can't keep me down when the captain uploads! sven's negative amount of braincells is a mood to my addled brain too

[@paulgood2531]

How much fun would it be to have a captain fanny bones follower mod. Wandering round skyrim with a commentary from Simon. You make me laugh so much and even made me play the game again

[@carn114]

Miraak is that friend everyone has when something's broken... "Didja try pulling the lever?" "YES." "Here lemme see it." And then proceeds to do the exact same thing you were doing, only more confused that it didn't work for HIM.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I like the canon of the first dragonborn trying to constantly one up the last dragonborn. Like a dad that can't accept his son has overtaken him.

[@steveeymann6374]

CAPTAIN FANNY BONES!!!! I know finding content for videos has got to be getting difficult but please never stop. This is one of the best series on youtube.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Finding content for the Captain is easy tbh. We've still got to finish the main quest, we still have lots of big side quests to do, not to mention all the massive quest mods we haven't touched and all the huge fan mod projects yet to release. We'll all be skeletons by the time I run out of stuff for the Captain ;)

[@steveeymann6374]

@@TheLaughingSimon no complaints here

[@lcasouza]

"It warms my heart that you are still a big dumpling"... I chocked on my sandwich with this one.

[@Amanda-zn7ox]

Miraak embracing his inner cat

[@FetaCheese717]

If it possible, you could drag Glover Mallory in ravenrock to see his daughter Sapphire in Riften

[@starchcontrast4214]

Miraak spent several thousand years trapped in the realm of the Betentacled Nerd Emoji. That kind of stress demands a coping mechanism. I don't blame the lad.

[@rurukitty405]

Raise yer pints, lads and lassies. The Captain is on board! 🍾🍺🍻

[@TheLaughingSimon]

🍻

[@Jishwaaaaa2]

Found your channel recently, fell in love with the content, just went back to season one and now im here a day later on season 3. keep it up Simon, best series ive watched in a while

[@TheLaughingSimon]

💙

[@VorthodWiler]

Having no face is an excellent benefit to being a thief because nobody will be able to recognize you unless you do something weird like wave skeletal hands around while badgering the populace of entire towns while referring to yourself by your full name, title, and affiliation. But surely Captain Fannybones of the Laughing Crew would never do such a thing.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

...how dare you.

[@LiteralBeans]

I'm not attending to important responsibilities as we speak.

[@StoriesFromSkyrim]

"I'm almost helping!" 🤣

[@Goobergal8705]

The first time I played the Dragonborn DLC, I thought Miraak was a decently intimidating character, I wasn't able to obliterate him in one hit. This series has me seeing him in a different light.

[@Miss_Camel]

Omg I straight up choked from laughter when he just flicked that dagger a Vald, I can’t 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus christ, I didn’t even recover after “Good treasure doesn’t rot”, why is this so goddamn hilarious to me?!

[@KingTalion]

I'm not sure if Simon's still looking for new mods to check out but while he's in Riften it could be a good time to get the Inigo follower mod, especially since he has conversations with other followers which could liven things up

[@ryanwoodward1749]

😂When the bound dagger send him soaring!😂😂

[@4yUwantAxe]

Miraak is a real one. He'll work relentlessly to make sure his OG can defend himself and that no gate shall hinder him. o7

[@faffisalus4347]

Now you know why miraak had all those buttons in his temple, never worked out how chains work

[@TheLaughingSimon]

😂

[@yari4046]

"can you drag harkon to isran?" !!

[@tootired4268]

Miraak is nothing if not persistent 😂

[@ludodotho]

I was so looking forward to this. Thank you simon!

[@nehemiahsomers4141]

only 925 views? This series is so underrated!

[@HexonDevelopment]

You can't give the nightingale gear to Sven cuz he has to stay naked but it also wouldn't fit any other crewmember since none of them are very stealthy... new crewmate perhaps? Also just wondering but are you planning on ever bringing back old crewmembers from past timelines like Bjartur or Adelaisa, not nessecarily as actual crewmates. Just insert them into the story in some way.

[@truncatedGrip]

didn't bjartur already show up at some point? iirc the crew was arrested in solitude and the captain made mention of it to her, something along the lines of "in another life"

[@TheLaughingSimon]

We've come across Bjartur already, not sure about Ja-Ree Ra and I don't think Adelaisa spawns unless you activate that quest. But you never know where our adventures will take us!

[@HexonDevelopment]

I know Bjartur already showed up but it wasn't intentional and she doesn't have a role in the story, i imagined something like Adelaisa being the bartender on the sea dragon and Bjartur... i dunno maybe a guard to watch over the boat while you and the crew raise hell. They wouldn't take part in any of your adventures and would rarely show up in episodes but their presence would serve a purpose. (also you can just do Adelaisa's questline off camera, we don't mind)

[@softmettle]

Some say, Miraak is pulling that chain still, to this very day

[@MyPaulbond]

I want a movie made of this it's so awesome I love it

[@whitefangoftheleaf9744]

I just found this channel got to admit you make me want vr to play skyrim

[@marauder7209]

Aight, Laugh... Oh Captain, my captain, Captain Fannybones; As you are down on your luck in terms of monetary assets, and have a love for gems and gold There are 24 gems located around Skyrim, gather them all and put them into a crown, and you will get a permanent buff that increases the likelyhood of finding gems :) Sadly, gathering them all will take away your will to live. On the plus side, you are already a skeleton, so, go for it!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Why would you do this to me 😭

[@HPugwash]

Sit the Grey-Manes and the Battle-Borns down to talk things over, this fued cant keep going on.

[@AutumnSwift2]

Did we just witness Simon encouraging Sven and then kissing his forehead; guess that save file "reset" helped fix your attitude towards Sven not just fixing the file as a whole.😂

[@Kreau]

O' Captain, my captain, you returned to us! o7

[@crazyguy32100]

The skeleton key isn't a key mde of skeletons, it's a key FOR a skeleton. Captains key now.

[@chimeforest]

Skyrim may belong to the nords, but Riften belongs to the Laughing Crew! (sponsored by the Thieves Guild)

[@genesis4322]

The Captain is back!

[@lonelybiscuit4886]

So happy Miraak found something to give him purpose and fulfillment!

[@rustman2990]

man you tell me brotha idk

[@mariblue72]

Sven 2.0 coming for Tam the Horker's position.

[@Shoebil]

I'd like to think those who you constantly their personal space actually like it; otherwise, i'd cry if i were them.

[@FatGuyReviews.935]

Video idea: RP a Riften Guard and take Grelod the Kind to jail!

[@naji_aka_Tracey]

My favourite crew of chaos 😂

[@jinxnvm1148]

i've had one shit day. This video successfully made me laugh when i was sure i'd be in a shit mood all day.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

That's what I'm here for. That, and all the treasure.

[@aeKai73]

I would, including Nocturnal as well

[@Anonymousrando-uz9sn]

Nocturnal, in an effort to stop these lunatics known as the Laughing Crew, breaks the lever. This, unfortunately fow the land of Skyrim, does not deter Captain Fannybones.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I had to rebuild this save file from scratch there was no way a pair of gloves and a broken lever where going to stop me.

[@armchaircivilian3076]

Skyrim has comitted crimes against its load order, how do you wish to plead? :P

[@TheLaughingSimon]

NOT GUILTY 💪

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Good to see that Skyrim is still the same as it was over a decade ago. And Skyrim players are still the same as they were over a decade ago. Jumping over the fence to Mercer's house, having to deal with a crew that keeps running into traps and stand in the way, trying to glitch through walls

[@ICEONTITANIC]

Yay! Funny Skyrim VR man uploaded

[@TheLaughingSimon]

💙

[@kingcos19]

Love this need next part 🎉🎉

[@loptseldr]

don't get me started on getting soft locked out of that quest. I still somehow get the bug where if you dont shout at or hit karlia with waeapon fast enough after the convo she walks out the sepilcer. OMG its frustraiting. I have the aniversery edditions as wll. this shouldn't be thing anymore!The Laughing Simon to make my day though, you always maek me laugh even after awful day i've had.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

It Just Works™

[@hungryowl1559]

00:51 any boss and i every day.

[@kylebernet3279]

Yes I would

[@SHDUStudios]

What’s your mod list? I’m just curious because I really like the style.

[@spanishinquisition4319]

I thank God for stumbling upon your content one day. O' Captain, may your travel be safe! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[@Ru5tyshackleferd]

Not the gloves!!!

[@TheGreirat]

Bald women scare me.

[@madmanmac247]

Always look forward to your content

[@batmanman0888]

So I've been playing Skyrim since day one. I have never used Sven. I always side with Fendal for the free levels. After finding this channel, he hasn't left my side.

[@Ipissedinyourskooma]

Hey Simon! Hope your doing well! 💙☠️

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I am, thanks! 💙

[@Ipissedinyourskooma]

@@TheLaughingSimon that’s good to hear 👍🏻

[@Ipissedinyourskooma]

@@TheLaughingSimon I also hope that your spooky month has been good for you, personally I like Halloween quite alot 🎃

[@TaurusKing808]

Captain, Captain Fanny Bones ... Can I join The Laughing Crew??

[@theIargedude]

sven 2.0 deserves some gloves or something

[@andreaheinz6564]

Once again asking for more weird Fallout bears (though, of course, I will consume every Content you make as though it's my last meal)

[@EllenCherryCharles]

Okay, well, now I’m not allowed to the Discord party bc I was dumb and made 2 KZbin accounts and now I’m not allowed on either. LET ME INNNN, I’m so bored and you have the only ppl I want to ever speak to.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I'm far too discord illiterate to understand why you can't join the server. Click the link in the description and you should be good to go?

[@EllenCherryCharles]

@@TheLaughingSimon dude the fact that I had to ask you in a fucking comment literally PROVES I am dumber than you on this. I’ve been playing video games for FIVE MONTHS, how long do you think I’ve known about discord? I mean….🤣

[@jastrina]

It's OK, Sven. You can be dumb if you're pretty. XD

[@TheLaughingSimon]

[@raidonbay]

Simon, you and @callmekevin should join forces and take over the KZbins. 🎉🥳💥

[@gamerfourlife64]

Yes

[@Quazarthegreat]

Hello hello, one for the algorithm, cheers

[@Lyrakrosis]

Ah! Bone Piece Returns! Love it!

[@mexicanhalloween]

shame that nocturnal made that armor racist against skeletons

[@darkark09]

😅 excellent

[@iamunknown5116]

Best channel on YT btw c’mon eh Scott’s 😉

[@Kijo2042]

Yes