Skyrim, Can You Drag Miraak to Every Corner of Solstheim?

[@NateFroge]

Someone had to say it This is a Miraakulous feat.

[@NobletheSavage]

🙄 😂😂😂 Brilliant.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Banned.

[@NateFroge]

@@TheLaughingSimon worth.

[@SupahCray]

WOW! GREAT Frieza roleplay comment, dude! FRIEZA ALWAYS HAS JOKES!!! XD

[@aschlamishowsup]

Meh. I was dragonbored 30 seconds into the video.

[@teal_m_101]

Drag Miraak to Hermeus Mora to make him apologize for trying to double cross him.

[@fodspeed]

That would be a very short ride

[@TuberoseKisser]

Drag Dagon to Mora so Dagon can smite tf out of Mora for talking so slowly

[@hazeltree7738]

@@TuberoseKisser Drag Dagon to Molag Bal so they can... Idk, kiss?

[@aubreyhuff46]

​@@hazeltree7738 drag sheogorath to Jyggalag

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@hazeltree7738 Drag Vivec to Molag Bal so they can .... dunno, rekindle their relationship

[@Charharr]

If the Captain ever has enough capital to buy his own pub, I vote "The Drowning Boar" should be it's name. It's perfect. Also, fun fact, holding Sven underneath the water is another way to get a drowning bore.

[@aylbdrmadison1051]

Haha! I like it. . . Ohs, and Hahaha! Poor Sven. :/

[@TheLaughingSimon]

👏👏👏

[@JohnSmith-wo2fz]

@@TheLaughingSimon There's at least one mod that adds a player owned brewery outside whiterun, you produce the beer yourself and fill orders etc. Pretty good!

[@mammadragon8108]

This feels like a little brother dragging his older brother around, especially with the drowning

[@akaicedtea6236]

"There are people who want me to clothe sven but their complaints only make me more poweful." Lol cpt fannybones is the best.

[@TheRealAndian]

PLEASE add miraak as a permanent member of the crew, because that's just. utterly hilarious in concept

[@LuckySketches]

Just think, if Sven had won that duel back in the beach episode he would've been wearing clothes this whole time.

[@violetdesiree601]

What if Lydia was the one who lost the naked duel 3 hour video

[@Asylar343]

Please... Sven can't even take out an alchemist. He never stood a chance.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

It's all Lydia's fault if you really think about it.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

👆

[@TheLaughingSimon]

It's my birthday in a couple of days so I'm going to take a little break. If you need me I'll be sunbathing off the coast of solitude, drinking ale, avoiding the authorities and pelting sven with miscellaneous items as I contemplate what we do next oh my!

[@BlackBerryBushh]

Have fun!

[@DireTylo]

Happy early birthday!!! Have fun!

[@P4nd41sL1fe]

Happy Early Birthday Cap! 🎂

[@valindorsarethi9378]

happy birthday, my boy!!!!!!!

[@ZeRoCoOlxx1]

aye aye captain

[@Uncle480]

8:48 Damn that means your victims are getting smarter, learning from the last dragging. What's next? Harkon throwing a tantrum and sitting on the ground like a 3 year old due to sun damage?

[@SupahCray]

HA! nice

[@theIargedude]

do NOT ask simon for a tour of his town! i visited him recently and asked for one and he grabbed me by the arse and dragged me around for hours! worst mistake of my life!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I do not score well on Trip Advisor.

[@Patoriiii]

at 2:45 where youre coaxing him to lower his fists demolished me 😂😂😂

[@RollerBaller]

Miraak truly deserves a spot in your crew, you dragged him out of apocrypha and he helped you fight the deathbrand fellow.

[@BobTheReaper]

Idk why you choose to put yourself through so much torture dragging legends, kings, and Gods across the planet but i love it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@YayMiko]

I don’t know how these videos don’t get millions of views, you honestly have such a talent for comedy. I almost never laugh when I’m alone even when I find stuff funny, but I’ve giggled several times already and I’m only ten minutes in. And it’s the same concept every time! But every single one is so funny. Sven running around covering himself will always be one of my favorite things. Thank you so much for making these, it really can’t be an easy feat!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

They're not easy on my sanity but I do enjoy it 😅

[@SotiCoto]

KZbin doesn't show them to millions of people. That is why. If I knew the trick to getting shown to millions of people, I'd use it myself (and share with Simon).

[@Wheelchair_Sam551]

@@SotiCotohave you found anything in your 9 months of research?

[@Anonymousrando-uz9sn]

Went from the prison on Apocrypha to the prison of the Fannybones Crew.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

If he doesn't stop teleporting he'll be in a very real fannybones prison I can assure you.

[@austin-kr8xg]

This has to be the hardest challenge you've given yourself for these videos. Also, my lady said "dragonborn? more like draggingborn"

[@dmacalpine353]

I imagine the Ebony Warrior may be a tough one to drag

[@TheLaughingSimon]

The Ebony Warrior is the final boss of dragging videos.

[@SotiCoto]

Somehow the Ebony Warrior often ends up married to my Dragonborn. I've dragged him to the Temple of Mara quite a few times.

[@dmacalpine353]

@@SotiCoto skyrim good ending

[@guldobean1217]

MIRAAK IS ON THE CREW! I'm excited for Season 3 100x more now. MIRAAK is my fave human npc

[@SupahCray]

...............................................................WHY?!

[@guldobean1217]

@@SupahCray Lol, see, I have this shitty little cocktail of Autism, ADHD, and a bunch of others, and for some reason, that makes my brain meats latch on to the weirdest, most unlikable, or most obscure characters in a fandom. My favorite elven character in Skyrim is Arch Curate Vyrthur, and my all time favorite character in the entire Elder Scrolls universe is Yagrum Bagarn, from Morrowind. I have no answer beyond "I'm mentally ill"

[@Charharr]

I never appreciated until now Miraak's lovely blue eyes.

[@anthonyeaves4145]

I love what a train wreck your shenanigans turn this game into😅. Is Miraak a permanent part of the crew now?

[@TheLaughingSimon]

if he can learn to behave himself and not teleport then maybe.

[@Rhysdux]

@@TheLaughingSimon Can you take off Miraak's mask? I think that might humble him a little...

[@meinebosma]

6:40 "I have a gun my gun just happens to be:" GLOWY

[@serenemolly]

A dragging video and a captain fannybones video all in one. It’s like Christmas ❤

[@brandoncolemire4220]

4:39 I giggled like a school girl at this bit lol. 35 years old and I’m still laughing at d*ck jokes 😂. Great video!

[@sterlingstarlight2320]

If Miraak can't behave you can always add Serana to the Laughing Crew. Lord knows she needs a good role model. Not that any of you are good role models, but anyone is better than her parents.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Annekke is probably the best role model in the crew. She doesn't run into draugr traps, doesn't rush into arrows like Lydia, doesn't run around naked like Sven and doesn't attack random stuff like Miraak.

[@loptseldr]

ok as soon as you said about rabbits i couldnt not see mirrak as a cute fluffy black rabbit with the glowly stuff around him hahah . omg the image. someone please do a drawing of rabbit mirrak and our wonderful captain as a rabbit with his captain hat on!!!!!!!

[@mTealeaf]

Thank you for this gift. I received some unpleasant news while watching this, and having you already on made it thousands of times more bearable for some reason. So, thank you again for sharing with the world your unique brilliance. 🧡

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Glad I could give you a laugh when you needed it most. 🙏💙

[@carn114]

Epic ending! I can understand why you'd need a break after this madness.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I think both me and my save file need a break. By the end of this one we were both falling apart 😅

[@popeyboy5108]

He's the Dragging Born!

[@twigs9496]

Honestly all the suffering you go through to make these videos is so appreciated. You have such a sense of humor and slapstick that my stomach and face always hurt from laughing too much ❤

[@TheLaughingSimon]

In the end we _both_ suffer :)

[@ozzystar2]

3:06 "ladies gentlemen and /gentlefriends/" 🥰🥰 really appreciate that cap'n!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

💙

[@NaiyaBladesinger]

I took a sip of soda right before "You probably can't breathe under water can you?" and my screens almost got bathed in soda!

[@DefiantPunk0810]

Can't believe we got a Laughing Simon combo like this. I never thought I'd see a Bonepiece and dragging video rolled into one like this! I always save your vids for a special occasion to make them an even better memory. Always love your stuff!

[@fee6362]

"I have a fear of the depths of the ocean," Me: May I introduce you to subnautia?

[@TheLaughingSimon]

YOU MAY NOT

[@mammadragon8108]

Idk how VR skyrim modding works but I love the idea of you dressing up some random npc as Miraak to masquerade as him if his follower mod doesn't exist in VR

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Having him actually has his dragonborn powers is part of the fun. Peek behind the curtain I did dress Sven up as Miraak for the thumbnail because the actual Miraak wasn't behaving himself 😂

[@mammadragon8108]

The only time you give him clothing is to make him pretend to he someone else. I love it

[@midnightcoffee6463]

It'd be funny to see Keeper Carcette get dragged to the Volkihar Castle gates, or Arnbjorn dragged to Jorrvaskr to apologize xD

[@Romanticoutlaw]

solthsteim's geography is a pain in the ass even for a standard playthrough, this had to be hell lol

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The beginning of a wonderful friendship. Miraak really needed that bonding time with a fellow dragonborn. Getting out of his dank dungeon in Apocrypha and seeing the world.

[@Prince_Jest]

When you think you’re the final boss, then this nice Scottish man starts approaching you.

[@theMikeness]

Invading Annekkes personal space with deathbrand armor and the first dragonborn. A completely normal scenario in the un-life of Captain FannybonesXD

[@wallywallace2184]

I also love netches. They purr.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

They _do_ purr

[@MintTea2005]

POV: You are the one being taken across the map by the Laughing Simon

[@silvercandra4275]

14:51 Well, this journey is certainly about booty... ^^;

[@TheLaughingSimon]

👏👏👏

[@elclappo]

Happy early birthday!! Awesome vid as always 👌👍🤌

[@mr.rhenexx7279]

Dragonborn becomes dragginborn

[@renaigh]

Fannybones doesn't train his one-handed before bed, instead he reads the Bound spell tomes.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Exercising his _imagination_

[@crackdino888]

19:06 Not the captain calling us out about naked sven 💀

[@TheLaughingSimon]

[@crackdino888]

@The Laughing Simon naked sven hold the ultimate power no one can beat....except when he runs away and gets his hand tied again.

[@VarmintLP]

12:00 the horkas be like: Have you heard of our great lord and saviour the extended car warranty?

[@DarkeniusStorm]

Miraak was sentenced for his crimes to be draged by Simon. :)

[@gabzylla]

I just love the aggressive exclusion of Sven at every opportunity. I'm all for the Captain's beratement of the terrible bard (and the rest of his wild shenanigans)

[@lennoboi988]

concluding this season with finding the buried treasure of a dead pirate king? holy shit, they found the bone piece

[@cassietheindigowitch]

It'd be fun if we can just throw Miraak at enemies and watch him do his thing

[@TheLaughingSimon]

As long as he doesn't teleport on us!

[@renaigh]

I like to idea that Akatosh couldn't stop itself from fucking every mortal on Nirn which is how they actually learned to Thu'um.

[@fodspeed]

Real question is, can you drag alduin to parthanuax, 😅

[@AomiArmster]

Miraak is indeed a bad boy 👀

[@ryanwoodward1749]

Anyone else just dying!? Also as soon as he said ‘season 3’ cant wait! Season one and two were endless laughs

[@kittyIzzy532]

I'm so excited for season 3! Love all the added randomness that you bring to this game lol!

[@JauntyOboe]

I really enjoyed Miraak's confused floating in the sea 💙

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Miraak swims like I swim. _Poorly_

[@CthulhuGOS]

I heard the wild arms music kick on and I was like 'Shit I thought I was the only one'

[@buddydavidson8549]

I want to see a video of this guy drag around the king of vampires when he's in his vampire lord form

[@truncatedGrip]

this video is further proof that even the shittiest of days are no match for the captain, captain fannybones, and the laughing crew!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

💪

[@WolfBergMenace]

I was literally watching all the other dragging videos yesterday. Great timing!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Great minds and all that.

[@KatieAndCatburger]

How DARE the algorithm stop suggesting your videos to me, good to be back

[@EnyaStillblood]

This is exactly what I needed after today. Nothing cheers me up like Captain Fannybones!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Always here to help 🙏

[@brandoncolemire4220]

16:32 I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard in my life. How you’re not the most popular content creator I’ll never know

[@SwangoZone]

I'm playing skyrim vr on my shadow pc streaming through my steam deck and omg this is my first time experiencing this is so amazing... all the mods and picking people up and tossing them

[@thetwitchyguy8957]

How do you not have more subscribers this stuff is gold

[@maximillianschonhausen]

I wonder what actually happends if you feed somone to the drowning boar. If he'd eat them. Or more sort of jut kill them. Or just continue with his drowning. One of those. Maybe not Mirak, maybe throw in naked Sven - more appetising. Well obviously I don't think so, I'd never, but in the eyes of a boar I mean. Naked people are easier to eat. Unless you're partial to crunchy food.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Like eating the wrapper along with the choccy biscuit.

[@Levantis1]

I guess the real treasure was the corpses your friends tried to make along the way.

[@Zeemchen]

Well, I think Miraak doesn't was so happy xD

[@enderwatcher8240]

this man is VERY underated

[@gracieisbored9191]

why does miraak have such beautiful blue eyes 😭😭

[@hungryowl1559]

21:22 my bosses say the same thing to me when I say NO

[@aylbdrmadison1051]

Wild Arms now too, awesome! If you use BGM from Lunar Silver Star Story, Star Ocean 2, and Chrono Cross, you'll have used music from every JRPG game I played when I got my first console.😁 And only one of those you have used already, is from a game I didn't play.😮

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I've definitely used Chrono Cross before (tremendous soundtrack). I've used Star Ocean 3 (but not Second Story) and I have to admit I don't think I've ever played Lunar Solver Star Story 😲

[@lubudude]

Drag Harkon to the sun, he has no chance

[@JinxWolf82]

I just found these videos, and I cannot stop laughing. I don't know who else you could drag around but I hope you can find something! I needed this like nothing else right now, thank you!

[@lonelybiscuit4886]

Happy early bday! Rest those bones and relax!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I see what you did there. 💙

[@Turtle-Melon]

O' captain, my captain, please accept this offering of a complaint to feed your power: *Please cover Naked Sven's butt*

[@TheLaughingSimon]

If I didn't think it would get me immediately kicked aff KZbin I'd make him _more_ naked!

[@Alan-mt2tr]

Clunking the Helm aff his heed, omg my ribs canny take it! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Zeemchen]

Miraak have to join the crew please😅

[@TheLaughingSimon]

He needs to learn to behave himself first

[@KingShado69]

I think the real treasure was the body count we made along the way.

[@SotiCoto]

Nicely done, Simon! Did you pick up all the Ectoplasm dropped from all those ghosts?

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Ew no.

[@SupahCray]

​@@TheLaughingSimon I'm pretty sure those ones are worth more...or maybe they were....hmmmm...

[@LyricalSnail]

Now this is what a final boss battle looks like.

[@boiboi6081]

Great video, very unexpected but that's what makes it good, have you considered heading to Bruma for season 3?

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I haven't 100% decided on season 3's arc but I deffo want to do Bruma at some point.

[@cityofmagic4370]

The ultimate battle teleportation vs save scumming 😂

[@Lyrakrosis]

Sea-son THREE! Sea-son THREE! Sea-son THREE!

[@VarmintLP]

Who would want Sven to cover up those french fries nips?

[@williammcnee7178]

Drag Miraak up to High Hrothgar so he can have mead and sweetrolls with the Greybeards. And a Tinvaak with Paarthy

[@TheLaughingSimon]

feed him to paarthurnax got it 👍

[@llamabobama]

I would watch 100 of these dragging vids 😂👏🏽

[@dac554]

I was hoping he would drag him to Alduin

[@mollydarling1993]

me flirting: gie us yer butt

[@gojiberry7201]

I never knew Miraak had blue eyes.

[@Crim_Zen]

Time to add him to the crew.

[@marilynlucero9363]

Another dragging video! Those are my favorite, lol

[@christinaedwards5084]

It’s like miraak is suffering Stockholm syndrome 😂

[@VarmintLP]

2:48 he wants to play Patty Cake xD

[@IncipientClinic]

Draggin-born

[@god2752]

Scottish people be like: where-r-l-d domination

[@alecraigan9662]

I want to know how you don't get dizzy jumping against the mountain left and right

[@LIZzardtheWizard]

I’m so excited for season three

[@user-yv6xw7ns3o]

I'm going to have some very bizarre dreams tonight..