It's true, though...The Emperor _is_ probably the only person old enough to actually remember what "Smurfs" are.
@gatordragon61402 ай бұрын
Also he brings up the Terminator movies, as far as i can tell it seems alpha busa went 1000% into the twelve shamins in a trench coat theory lol
@abe28265 күн бұрын
I bet he still remembers Sonic the Hedgehog, or any video game anyone can think of
@theodorehodbor50809 жыл бұрын
I feel like the Emperor enjoyed the Tyranid story better because he liked the Ultramarine's suffering. I like this story too.
@MovieCrackdownMB9 жыл бұрын
Theodore Hodbor KHAAAAAAAAN!
@zachseabass74149 жыл бұрын
Theodore Hodbor The only reason that can make anyone a loyalist ))
@arson26397 жыл бұрын
Black knight from monty python and the quest for the holy grail lol
@WriterPlaysMTG6 жыл бұрын
Theodore Hodbor only heretics hate ultramarine suffering
@Chaotic-Star-3-6-94 жыл бұрын
@@arson2639 lol true. "Tis but a scratch."
@staycalmbehappy815 жыл бұрын
Player: I’m playing Tyranids, what are going to play? Me: *puts can of bug spray on table*
@voidjockey823 жыл бұрын
"Death Watch."
@halo1298303 жыл бұрын
My friend... demon hunters f yea!
@manictiger3 жыл бұрын
Nice Zerglings. I'll play Protoss.
@patrik93283 жыл бұрын
Stay Calm Be Happy i dont think Bug spray could kill Tyranids, they just adapt, turn immune and get angrier....
@skeleton13-3 жыл бұрын
@@patrik9328 what if the high-lords outlaw evolving for everybody except themselves? And their generals? And THE LAW
@RemixExtender7 жыл бұрын
*A B S O L U T E L Y* *_L I V I D_*
@LAMEN_THE_BLAND6 жыл бұрын
[DEFUNCT] RemixExtender e
@Othermage6 жыл бұрын
[DEFUNCT] RemixExtender (sigh)
@chaos97316 жыл бұрын
7:01
@amandag.61866 жыл бұрын
I was so glad I wasn't using headphones to hear that
@oliverbloor39086 жыл бұрын
*rather miffed*
@fluffuloid10 жыл бұрын
This almost makes me feel sorry for the Ultramarines. ...almost.
@alfabusa10 жыл бұрын
Fun fact; I was actually feeling abit reluctant to put more Ultra-bashing in it because of there being a large abundance of it! But oh well, they'll recieve their absolution in due time.
@Warhamer11610 жыл бұрын
***** You needn't to worry, master, for they are chapter composed entirely of mary sues. probs they would just run into the planet of sorcecrers nekkid and skullfuck every chaos sorcerer thru butthole and bring magnus in a S&M suit into the emperor's lap, reay for spamking. Facepalmig for the failure/success of the operation emperor then sends them into TAU empire for match :D And because teh tau have the cheesecakes known as riptides and broadsides the spess marines would have their insides relocated to wall behind them with the armor staying in place (as in referring to the Hammerhead's gun description)
@admiralspire88676 жыл бұрын
Stormlord *BLAM* Heresy! Implying tau can beat space marines
@conagherdenson21946 жыл бұрын
Lord Inquisiteur Willhelm Von Steiner Nobody likes weeabo space communists
@averagecoloniser45866 жыл бұрын
What about the tyranids where are they gobbling the nearest night club?
@NoxinPistol10 жыл бұрын
For someone who has only read the Horus Heresy, it's actually fun to be learning alongside the Emperor while everything is being explained in a nutshell.
@lewismartin34304 жыл бұрын
this was a great way to learn the lore for me
@jamesbrooks21793 ай бұрын
huh same but I have only read the TV tropes page and watched some explanation videos
@mechaelite10 жыл бұрын
"This is getting me harder than terminator armour!" It can also be used to describe the joy I feel when watching this series.
@aceriverpirate97953 жыл бұрын
Or me when I'm looking at anything Warhammer. Or anything that has an edge that can shear through flesh like a hot knife through butter.
@darthjekyll36482 жыл бұрын
Was terminator armor made to recharge warp cores? Because it's so thick.
@loganpickells83052 жыл бұрын
Or when a slaaneshi daemon sees any orifice… especially Russ’
@discountplaguedoctor882 жыл бұрын
That'll be the ultimate summary of the viewers' response to episode 31 FINALLY coming out, GW be damned.
@extraintelligence10 жыл бұрын
Darn, I was really looking forward to Karamazov stomping right into the throne room and the Emperor saying "I need that chair right now. Get off."
@sill58765 жыл бұрын
And basically that's what happened later :D
@maneljuanola5 жыл бұрын
Inquisitors! This guy was clearly a wizard!
@Mr.Doodlebob5 жыл бұрын
That's the third chair, nobody knows where the lord inquisitor parked it after getting black out drunk, the second the emperor stole after this episode, fyodor is on the third
@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany7453 жыл бұрын
Niiiiice
@donbionicle10 жыл бұрын
These just keep getting better and better. But that *ABSOLUTELY LIVID* moment scared the Emperor-loving shit outta me.
@messycat110 жыл бұрын
Same here, at first I was pretty stoked that another video was up, but. . . . Well it went something like this *Le Me sitting in the dark watching the video* Man these videos just keep getting better and better, the black knight referenc- OHSHITTHEEMPERORISACHAOSGODNOW *dives behind couch*
@TheDarkkilla1210 жыл бұрын
It's ok. I don't need sleep anyway. I want to be a Space Marine, after all. They don't need sleep.
@Kryotikk9 жыл бұрын
I think I died or something, I can't feel my heart beating
@thefiercedeity74849 жыл бұрын
tell me about it XD
@RageKroc8889 жыл бұрын
yeah that scared the shit outta me...phoooaaahh..
@bruhurb84810 жыл бұрын
A huge space-sized bugspray with a constant stream of oxygen, promethium and hellfire being fired while still in space? ... I can just imagine how hilarious it would be... and useful.
@conagherdenson21945 жыл бұрын
And disturbingly practical
@ashipthattriestobotheryou47595 жыл бұрын
Neutron bomb...
@dionwoollaston57175 жыл бұрын
A boy from Thailand by the time of the 40th millennium neutron bombs would most likely be wrist mounted and used by the space marines
@EarFarce45 жыл бұрын
@@dionwoollaston5717 I'd imagine they're among humanity's lost technology.Someone should go slap a Magos.
@barbatosmcmurderton42095 жыл бұрын
@@dionwoollaston5717 If there are any wrist mounted Neutron bombs in 40k they're probably made by the Jokero. Which is just one more reason you should be nice to those apes and provide them with any and all food they want.
@highschoolhistorian63322 жыл бұрын
GW: *announces new copyright policy* Me: I can already tell this is going to be a Rollercoaster ride of disappointment
@lelouchvibritannia7809 Жыл бұрын
I just reached that point
@filipeisabelinho34258 ай бұрын
It should've never been allowed, every franchise ends up being WarHammer
@freddykrueger80767 ай бұрын
@@filipeisabelinho3425 Wrong. Every Franchise ends up taking inspiration from the originals. Warhammer is literally an amalgamation that of prior works. Starship Troopers, Star Wars, Dune, etc WH40k stole from them all, flagrantly.
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat4 ай бұрын
And some of those weren’t even the originals^
@wayward52194 ай бұрын
@@freddykrueger8076Starship Troopers was inspired BY 40K! They also took from their other setting (before AoS) Warhammer Fantasy, which World of Warcraft, and a ton of other fantasy settings blatantly stole from. GW can be bad. I.E The End Times, the Space Marine addiction, etc. But give them credit
@operationmeh9 жыл бұрын
I am sorry. I am just *ABSOLUTELY LIVID* at the moment.
@TTheDDoctor9 жыл бұрын
The Guy That part scared the shit outta me. Was NOT seeing that coming, and the headphones did NOT help.
@BMJYDK9 жыл бұрын
WWhiteSShadow just had that feeling and nearly dropped my drink! :(
@averagecoloniser45866 жыл бұрын
I genuinely terrified when he said that
@SiegeTF6 жыл бұрын
He'd get along well with (the abridged version of) Lord Frieza if he wasn't a babyfaced reptillian xeno psycher.
@merrittanimation77216 жыл бұрын
SiegeTF Definitely
@vsGoliath965 жыл бұрын
"I suppose it's time for me to go do something completely inexplicable again." Dude, seriously, did you read the entire script for Dark Imperium like five years early?
@scoman914 жыл бұрын
More likely GW watched the series and decided to just rip it off like the uncreative bastards they are.
@cloroxusthestainlessone43244 жыл бұрын
@@scoman91 does that mean lord adornable is real? Praise the Emperor
@dutchvanderlinde2482 жыл бұрын
@@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 No, it means no fan made content allowed because we at games workshop would prefer you watch our paid content which is so shitty and poorly animated that still images moved like props on a stick is arguably better animated and of course, written better. Btw, buy our overpriced figurines for our game and please don't 3d print them to look literally identical to the real thing, then distribute them or I'll be big sad.
@Mao-qp6rd8 жыл бұрын
The Monty Python reference made my day.
@chrishill35366 жыл бұрын
which monty python reference was it.
@fulcrum29516 жыл бұрын
The calgar vs swarmlord part
@TheLostArchangel6666 жыл бұрын
'tis but a scratch.
@Gri-m6 жыл бұрын
Only uncultured swine don't know Monthy Pyton and the holy Grail.
@angryspacemarine10456 жыл бұрын
I remember that, hehe.
@AnkhOmega10 жыл бұрын
"Papa Smurf and the Swarmlord" sounds like a band from the 80's.
@elijahjarman28374 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a competent bunch
@aceriverpirate97953 жыл бұрын
Uh huh.
@trexpeliahelvetios23022 жыл бұрын
Swarmlord sound like a death metal band
@johngardner40962 жыл бұрын
How about a punk polka band?
@alfabusa10 жыл бұрын
As per usual, you guys humble the spleen out of me! Looking at all these comments makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. AND EUPHORIC AS FUCK, HRNGNH. I WILL NEVER GO TO REHAB!
@Catman203010 жыл бұрын
you smell
@craigsmoot324910 жыл бұрын
As usual, funny AND educational. Truly your brilliance knows no bounds.
@marvingarcia391510 жыл бұрын
Does it get you harder than terminator armour?
@felabugg110 жыл бұрын
Marvin Garcia Harder than a Centurion's cuirass.
@eyelessjax225410 жыл бұрын
Ismashyofacein You cant resist the glorious Slaaneshi H-cups. Unless your an ass man.. then you're just weird.
@chrishill35368 жыл бұрын
thank god he did not tell him the titian lost because I do not think a new eye of terror should be born on earth.
@andrefilipe90427 жыл бұрын
chris hill I couldn't agree more.
@jddollard2656 жыл бұрын
Sry but it's titan not titian
@fulcrum29515 жыл бұрын
Titian
@bonogiamboni48305 жыл бұрын
Tittyan.
@pougetguillaume46324 жыл бұрын
Tit(an)s aka *T I T S*
@commissaryarrick99394 жыл бұрын
The necrons are not as bad as the tyranids Me: laughs in 9th edition
@Abbojnr4 жыл бұрын
I just got my codex so I'm gonna enjoy this,
@0-Templar-03 жыл бұрын
Hey Yarrick! I know you don't like this kind of questions but... How did you lost your arm?
@commissaryarrick99393 жыл бұрын
@@0-Templar-0 I lost fighting a damn irk took his arm and killed thousands of the pro buggers
@manictiger3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure about buying the Rulebook yet, because I feel like I'm going to get trolled and 10th edition will come out the second I get my hands on 9th.
@tyrant3513 жыл бұрын
@@manictiger given it took 3 years for 8th edition to transition to 9th (which seems-- rather short tbh) you're probably fine.
@ziggyboogydude18 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR WHEN HE SAID "ABSOLUTELY LIVID"
@Buffaloguy19917 жыл бұрын
7:00 if anyone wants to fast forward
@Holyduck7777 жыл бұрын
I saw this comment just as the scene came up, gave me the giggles
@colt65663 жыл бұрын
My teachers have made me feel so livid i myself feel like letting a warp storm go one time or another
@boonganese10 жыл бұрын
O-Outlawed steak?! T-THIS IS HERESY
@UnfitNinjuh10 жыл бұрын
You're profile pic fits that comment perfectly
@centristcommisar78285 жыл бұрын
Bungins HERESY I TELL YOU !!!!!!!!
@ottoleois93235 жыл бұрын
_Leman_ _Russ_ , m.31: *YOU DO NOT OUTLAW MEAT!*
@daisukemorichika3155 жыл бұрын
Enemy max in the area
@toepicsplz92945 жыл бұрын
Eh.
@shadowstrider82955 жыл бұрын
*"Has no one ever considered making a space sized spray can filled with oxygen, promethium, and this hellfire compound?"* Just picture this Two neighbors walk out of their houses to get their newspapers David: Oh hey Jeff! Jeff: Dave! How ya doing? David: Oh you know same old same old. My daughter's graduating today. Jeff: Oh that's good, she make honors? David: Warp yeah she did. I just picture her in class, telling herself "I can't JUST be a good student, I have to get straight As. I can't JUST graduate, I have to graduate with honors." Jeff: Well good for her! My son told me he wants to join an Astartes chapter. David: Really? Which one? Jeff: The Black Templars. But I told him he better drink liquid anger and have promethium injected into his face to get a permanent pissed off look if he's gonna join those fanatics-- *Tyranid screeches while it tries to attack Jeff* Jeff: Oh for the love of The Emperor... *pulls out a can and sprays Tyranid* *The Tyranid falls down and starts to melt while screeching and flailing on the ground* David: Man... Don't ya just hate Tyranid season? Jeff: Yeah. Ya know, I read an article saying that these things could die out completely and it WOULDN'T effect the ecosystem. David: Your kidding. Jeff: No. No, I'm not. Well what are you gonna do for your daughter's graduation? David: We're gonna have a barbecue, then I'm gonna surprise her by taking her to Holy Terra to see that parade on Emperor's Day. Jeff: Oh well, you tell her I said congratulations. Meanwhile, I'm gonna try my luck with the lottery. David: Let me know if it's a winner! Jeff: You'll be the first, well right after my boss when I tell him to stick it! David: Alright, see ya man! Jeff: You too buddy, have a nice one! David: You too!
@jarrodbury24004 жыл бұрын
I would pay for a show like this
@andrefilipe90424 жыл бұрын
I love this tiny works of art.
@Darqshadow4 жыл бұрын
This needs to happen. My guess its a world similar to our own due to the suburban vibe
@alexanderthegreat66824 жыл бұрын
@@Darqshadow it's 40k if they actually got civilization and stuff back in order
@RipperofRippers3 жыл бұрын
I love how insignificant the tyranid is here. Its completely overshadowed by the plotline revolving around graduation and the fucking *BLACK TEMPLARS*.
@HonorEggs4 жыл бұрын
The cypher plot has been in the making for 6 years and we are just now seeing him once again well time to invest another 6 years
@freddykrueger80767 ай бұрын
*cries*
@lordrobin30115 ай бұрын
sob sob sob sob sob sob sob
@kaden-sd6vbАй бұрын
Sob
@OMartinez9127 күн бұрын
Sooooob
@thefunnynamehere26620 күн бұрын
ULTRA SOB
@alfabusa10 жыл бұрын
And once more, an episode hits 1,000 likes only a few days after its release. You wouldn't realize how gloriously big this is for me, usually my videos only reach that many likes months after its release! If this keeps happening every episode I'm going to start hallucinating full-time and develop large, pus-dribbling scars where I keep injecting all dem likes and I'm gonna LOOOOOVE IT. Seriously though, thanks alot, I appreciate all your support to the end of the galaxy. Emperor bless!
@RichardBurgis10 жыл бұрын
hehehehe, i saw the one with abbaddon showing up in Fate of Abbadon. it was hilarious
@ToaAnanas10 жыл бұрын
by Mata Nui (and maybe the emprah) this is hilarious, please keep this up
@poglee215710 жыл бұрын
MY GAWD XD
@coldhandsbaker473510 жыл бұрын
AAGAHJGAA
@darkfist1210 жыл бұрын
Emperor bless? Emperor said thats bad :x
@zhangharry955Ай бұрын
Man, revisiting these after the Space Marine 2 game is just… painful. We could have continued such a nice thing here.
@Charles_DrakkanКүн бұрын
Agreed, just started falling into the Warhammer rabbit hole a year ago and just found the channel and it breaks my heart to know this was stopped by stupid decisions from GW😢
@catfivetv10 жыл бұрын
I love the Emperor's sarcastic and witty remarks. It's the relatively monotone, synthesized voice that gets me. The videos are such a great way to learn about or brush up on 40K fluff. Thanks a lot for making these!
@Grand_Principality_of_nunindae Жыл бұрын
😱
@vksasdgaming94728 жыл бұрын
Why would Papa Smurf call it a draw as it was only a scratch? A minor fleshwound at worst.
@barbatosmcmurderton42095 жыл бұрын
Pity.
@ayindephulgence49505 жыл бұрын
he was bestowing mercy upon the xenos in an effort to allow it to change it's ways
@mariic25 жыл бұрын
A scratch? He's got no arms left!
@TwilightNoirZ265 жыл бұрын
@@mariic2 Its a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference.
@mariic25 жыл бұрын
@@TwilightNoirZ26 I know, I was just continuing the reference.
@joshsierakowski95538 жыл бұрын
I just realized something. If the Dominus Astra hadn't done its Warp Drive explosion, the 'nids would have eaten Guilliman along with the rest of Macragge. In other words, the Emperor has deemed a single Battleship to be more valuable than a Primarch.
@joshsierakowski95538 жыл бұрын
But a Primarch is a pretty limited-edition thing. I mean, only 20 + however many PURER THAN THOU GREY KNIGHTS (allegedly) is a pretty small number when the scale of 40k is taken into account. Yes, the Battleships are pretty hard to replace, but salvage operations can help recoup the cost... Of course, if your boat's lost to The Warp, chances are it's coming back to ruin a few Imperial worlds and eventually be put down "at great cost" (or something). Now, my list of "what in the Warp happened" (literally) can be summed up as: Turned to Chaos Turned to Chaos, got blown up in some internecine conflict Turned to Chaos, currently participating in some internecine conflict Turned to Chaos, heavily damaged in some internecine conflict, is now the prize in another internecine conflict, to be used in an entirely different internecine conflict Turned to Chaos, is coming for your souls, so if you be an Imperial lapdog, seek shelter five minutes ago. After this, it will fend off those seeking to pilfer its spoils to fuel an internecine conflict Remained loyal, crew was killed to a man, Chaos crew did all or some or none of the above Ran out of supplies. See Rogue Trader for details on how THAT plays out. Surprise Genestealers Met a Space Hulk. Prow-first. At high speed. Survivors turned to Chaos and/or met Genestealers No time at all has passed for them. BEST CHANCE AT A GOOD ENDING (THANKS, TZEENTCH!) They go to the Eye of Terror and try to slip out due to how the Warp blends with reality. Due to how the Warp works, they could still be in transit. Of course, then the Inquisition purges them all just to be sure and gives the boat to someone they deem trustworthy. The story that gets out is that the crew died heroes and the Machine Spirits of the ship returned it to the Imperium. But in any case, the Imperium just got handed an operational Battleship that is pretty sorely needed. OR They meet a good-looking Space Hulk (said Space Hulk dresses suggestively and stands on Warp eddies, waving its fishnet stocking-clad components at passing ships and saying "Hey, Sailor boy, you looking for a good time?") and are moored with it when it phases back to realspace after a long while of fending off the odd ne'er-do-wells, such as Genestealers. They then eventually either limp home or walk into an internecine conflict and severely maul both sides because they're the Imperial bloody Navy, who are trained to slap such xenos and traitors whereever they may stand, sit, or cower. They then meet the Inquisition, who purges the crew. But at least the Imperium has a Battleship in service again.
@joshsierakowski95538 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Kaldor Draigo says "That ain't gonna work."
@niserresin20062 ай бұрын
Well that's assuming that those were the only two options. The Emperor is operating on the assumption that there was a third option that the Smurfs were just too dumb to see.
@feferockeАй бұрын
@@niserresin2006 He said right after "...instead of retreating to a more advantageous position in, y'know, fucking space." So he really just thought losing the battleship at all was unecessary.
@jwb_6663 жыл бұрын
Some of the finest content on youtube... these are dark times...
@aamacan3 жыл бұрын
We truly are living in dark times
@bignasty48743 жыл бұрын
Oh. You said finest on KZbin. No argument there. Moving along now...
@Paskakatiska10 жыл бұрын
That Montly Python's Black knight reference
@MrSquadallah10 жыл бұрын
It's just a flesh wound
@Sorakeyblademaster375 жыл бұрын
It’s completely in character too.
@iainbeasley94145 жыл бұрын
Fine then We'll call it a draw
@Ajehy4 жыл бұрын
I’m sad he didn’t try to bite the Swarmlord’s knees off... although with the Tyranids’ acid blood that wouldn’t have gone well.
@Isvoor10 жыл бұрын
Are we going to see the custodes explaining all the factions to the emperor? Can't wait :3 And also, GW is bound to steal your idea about the bugspray sooner or later.
@savageidiot92264 жыл бұрын
Thirst water
@rhino29608 жыл бұрын
i shall now refer to the tyranids only as "space locusts"
@beastwarsFTW8 жыл бұрын
I keep calling them Zerg out of habit
@merrittanimation77217 жыл бұрын
THE SPACE BUGS OF DEATH
@baklan-in-the-neighbourhoo76656 жыл бұрын
Merritt Animation Oooh!Behemoth reference))
@OrificeHorus4 жыл бұрын
The bane of entomophobiacs everywhere
@daraket92004 жыл бұрын
How about prethoryn scourge?
@Kalenz12348 жыл бұрын
If detonating the warp drive can destroy an entire Tyranid fleet why dont they just build torpedoes with the same effect.
@Kalenz12348 жыл бұрын
C0wsmacker The technology for this warp torpedo would have been there in 30k though. Its just a stupid plot hole really ^^
@Sora87408 жыл бұрын
Consider, for a moment, that R&D technicians are a favourite of Tenzeech...
@johnheater66977 жыл бұрын
Well, it A. Didn't destroy the Hive Fleet (It splintered after this, remnants of Behemoth are STILL causing problems in the 41st millenium) B. They have. Vortex torpedoes. They just aren't as effective as detonating a fuckton of warp drives.
@twilightzoneseinfeld7 жыл бұрын
+Kalenz That and the Imperium of Man isn't very smart
@TAWEEYZZ10 жыл бұрын
Im so happy that you made this into a series. im glad that your putting so much work and effort into each and every episode, This is pretty much my first ANND the only warhammer 40k series that ive ever watched. Im just absolutely happy about this series. Thank you BRUVA!!
@alfabusa10 жыл бұрын
I am incredibly happy that you all appreciate it! Thanks alot for the comment, bruva; these kinds of comments truly make my day!
@TAWEEYZZ10 жыл бұрын
***** We'll keep supporting your channel and especially this series. I just cant wait for Fyodor Karamazov's reaction, when the emperor will deliver the message to him personally. :D
@CommanderBohn10 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Tranzyn to try and collect the Emperor...
@rupert81010 жыл бұрын
Trazyn: I need this for my collection. Emperor: What the fuq
@darthrevan7046 жыл бұрын
In real lore he has a perfect clone of fulcrum in his collection
@maniacaltwit5 жыл бұрын
I'm working on it
@jacthing15 жыл бұрын
Nah the blood Ravens will... Acquire the emperor first.... definitely not steal him
@ayobruce82115 жыл бұрын
@@jacthing1 this maneuver is called '' STEAL RAIN''
@bendybendy79110 жыл бұрын
The idea of anti-Tyranid hellfire bugspray sounds ABSOLOUTLY LIVID!
@Gustav_Kuriga10 жыл бұрын
Not quite sure you understand what livid means...
@Gustav_Kuriga9 жыл бұрын
The fact that this person got so many upvotes makes me cynical about the intelligence of people in general...
@josephking49346 жыл бұрын
I know I’m late to the party, but maybe he’s a Nids player
@nukclear27414 жыл бұрын
Gustav Kuriga you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
@kurokaze5114 жыл бұрын
10:05 Because there is only one Forge World that produces Hellfire rounds and it's got a bad case of the Daemons.
@CountSpartula9 жыл бұрын
I love that monty python reference in there.
@darklife50918 жыл бұрын
+AceOfBlazes Shit, i missed it.
@adamstringer70928 жыл бұрын
+D.A.R Calgar was acting like the Black Knight from the Holy Grail.
@darklife50918 жыл бұрын
Adam Stringer O, I get it now, its been a while since I've seen Holy Grail.
@mrfilburn772410 жыл бұрын
What's this? A new episode? THIS IS GETTING ME HARDER THEN TERMINATOR ARMOR!
@roguepsykerhaaker48134 жыл бұрын
@Iron Hands Terminator you are more than a suit of armour, you are a beutiful being and I appreciate you
@roguepsykerhaaker48134 жыл бұрын
@Iron Hands Terminator of course brother
@RelativelyBest9 жыл бұрын
That "ABSOLUTELY LIVID" bit needs to be a reaction video.
@KillerOrca9 жыл бұрын
I'm going to start using "How in the name of Leeman Russ's overinflated ego" in actual conversation now.
@dweliq9 жыл бұрын
NERD DETECTED
@KillerOrca9 жыл бұрын
dweliq No, I'm a loyal Imperial citizen. Utilizing the words of the God-Emperor himself.
@clydecraft56428 жыл бұрын
+dweliq and you play LoL. Case settled
@et3inuyasha23 күн бұрын
Leman Russ' ego is miniscule compared to Fulgrim's.
@Playologygames9 жыл бұрын
"That is quite the fucking pickle" best line
@theasparagus17695 жыл бұрын
I love how the style of this is like a kid playing with action figures but it's still so funny
@sirkane57278 жыл бұрын
*ABSOLUTELY LIVID*
@oliverbloor39086 жыл бұрын
*MILDLY PISSED OFF*
@thekosgator75024 жыл бұрын
*F U C K I N G A U T O M A T O N*
@strangent404a74 жыл бұрын
@@thekosgator7502 *CURSED CONSTRUCTS*
@wallmage80475 ай бұрын
10 years later and STILL THE BEST 40k content on the internet!!!!!
@MegaOsman934 ай бұрын
Dont till emps about female custodes
@bowenorcutt785 жыл бұрын
4:44 One of the biggest things that's pissed me off about the Sue Marines is how they managed to make a complete comeback from the THOROUGH fisting they got, while other "lesser" chapters are said to have a difficult time gradually recovering from getting their numbers depleted like this. Hell, GW seemingly hates the Salamanders in particular so much, that they apparently STILL haven't fully recovered from losses they suffered during the Horus Heresy TEN GODS-DAMNED MILLENIA ago.
@elowin1691 Жыл бұрын
that just means the salamanders have been much busier in the meantime
@bowenorcutt78 Жыл бұрын
@@elowin1691 True. They also don't seem likely to abandon allies in the middle of a battle just because a war of attrition wouldn't mean a glorious enough death for them, unlike the Smurfs.
@patrickpromen3605 Жыл бұрын
@@bowenorcutt78 I don't think GW hates the Salamanders. I think they legitimately keep forgetting about them. "Oh yeah, the Salamanders. As soon as I'm done with this, I'll work on them," then proceed to forget about them again
@AlphariusOmegon618 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, did you say "gods"?
@DaPsychocat8 жыл бұрын
[Inquisitorial giggling]
@Horny_Fruit_Flies6 жыл бұрын
[aroused snickering]
@adamcrosby26403 жыл бұрын
“Inquisitorial chuckling” may be my favourite subtitle ever…
@RvBnerd61810 жыл бұрын
So the Blood Angels and Necrons did what?
@kokarorloli10 жыл бұрын
Hlolbolbololl
@archmagosdeciuskronen150110 жыл бұрын
O' Glorious Bruva Alfabusa, magnificent vision scribe of KZbin, please share thy wisdom as to what the music played when they show holy Terra, before going into the scene about Lord Inquisitor Karamazov, and his argument about Salem Proctor with Ecclesiarchy Decius, this knowledge is worth that of a thousand victories, many thanks, O' glorious Bruva Alfabusa
@alfabusa10 жыл бұрын
It is a Chaos Gate soundtrack, number -7- to be exact! I do however not know the name of the soundtrack. Here on my computer, the title of the file is "Chaos Gate Soundtrack -7- Unknown Title(3)".
@dr.arielfinch43169 жыл бұрын
+Bruva Alfabusa Yes! Dies Irae! It's an amazing soundtrack that it comes from, btw.
@fives32302 жыл бұрын
Coming back 6 years later it’s sad to see that kitten will never get to see the emperor off his throne 😭
@planetbob67034 жыл бұрын
5:35 it's amazing how the dialogue of the black knight only had to be rewritten slightly to fit into warhammer
@wyattw972710 жыл бұрын
Hey Alfa, you going to cover in the next video how the Necrons are absolute hax, nearly breached the defenses of Mars once (without any capital ships, they just had "small" frigates that dodge the wall of torpedoes and lances aimed at them and regenerated everything), run around with guns that pretty much one-shot everything, have wolverine regeneration, esoteric tech everywhere, are dimensional hopping nigh unstoppable monsters in CQC, and even have time travel?
@WaterCursed2 жыл бұрын
The '':D'' after ''That's right my lord!'' always gets me. I've been watching this as a series every year, and that god damn '':D'' sends me
@quebec__123 жыл бұрын
The fact that the emperor still knows about the smurfs is amazing on how far back he can remember
@crazy4sian10 жыл бұрын
7:02 ABSOLUTELY LIVID.
@Gabensrightnut4 жыл бұрын
I legit almost died from lack of air when The Emperor corrected him with “Papa Smurf”
@anatoldenevers2373 жыл бұрын
WhoIsJoe I love The Emperor
@tacotaco12394 жыл бұрын
6:22 that *WOW* had so much emotion for a simple text to speech program.
@ShadyOakMinistries10 жыл бұрын
Oh Emperor preserve us, Cypher is involved now? You had great commentary on the Tyranids, each one hates the smurfs to their own preference. My gile is to the Black Templars, but that's because of personal reasons. Your approach to the High Lords of Terra is genius. The story progresses but they all remain idiots without overdoing any of their jokes. Well played indeed, I look forward to seeing more.
@PsychopathUltimate8 жыл бұрын
4:09 to skip the Inquisition.
@ShaqNasty5576 жыл бұрын
Psychopath Thanks
@dr.altoclef92556 жыл бұрын
What’s today?!
@realshit36055 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@wasteofspace94963 жыл бұрын
No one expects the inquisition
@ThePa1riot9 жыл бұрын
7:02 "JESUS!" :O => XD "Maybe. It's kind of up in the air."
@lordfelidae45054 жыл бұрын
No, it’s: “MAYBE. IT’S KIND OF UP IN THE AIR.”
@dsagent10 жыл бұрын
I am more involved in this than the actual novels.
@hiti67534 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe it took 6 years from his first appearance for Cipher to become relevant to the story. That’s some top level story planning right there.
@mirakil763610 жыл бұрын
Fascinating...
@alfabusa10 жыл бұрын
IT KEEPS HAPPENING.
@chocolateex19076 жыл бұрын
yes
@SirCodsworth10 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so dang hard! And I really loved the Holy Grail joke too, keeEEeeEp it UPP! ALFAAAAAAA!!!
@nathanbacon38 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant, I found these videos today and I am overwhelmed with euphoric joy.
@falloutghoul18 жыл бұрын
Kitten channeled his inner George Takei.
@sean53504 жыл бұрын
I love going back and watching the when new videos get released
@MikeBenko10 жыл бұрын
At every Papa Smurf I lose my shit.
@TheOwlslayer10 жыл бұрын
These are getting more interesting by each episode. And i think I've said that after watching every episode or so.
@alfabusa10 жыл бұрын
Haha, comments like these almost scare me because they make me dread the day when I make an addition to the series that isn't deemed as good as the last one(s), if ya get what I'm saying!
@TheOwlslayer10 жыл бұрын
***** Heh, i get what you're saying, but well deal with it somehow, IF we get to that point :P
@alfabusa10 жыл бұрын
Hehe, hopefully I can keep it steady with just-about-equally good episodes or something similiar if that point is reached!
@TheOwlslayer10 жыл бұрын
***** Also, a typo on my part, wanted to write "... , but we'll deal with it somehow, ..." :P. That typo made me sound a tad too selfish tbh :D
@alfabusa10 жыл бұрын
No worries, I actually read it as 'we'll' and not well, so no harm done! [:
@nunyabusiness794210 жыл бұрын
that Heretek was the best part "this gets me harder than Terminator Armor" XD
@ZolkiaProstif10 жыл бұрын
Papa smurf lol
@heavyhebrew10 жыл бұрын
"Spiritual Liege" is when I lost it. Just wait until the Emp knows about the Dark Angels and their quest that no one else cares about.
@heavyhebrew10 жыл бұрын
John Canavi Muchos gracias, hombre
@ZeroCanalX10 жыл бұрын
John Canavi Don't forget about Gray Knights.
@dagoncrowgg8 жыл бұрын
A B S O L U T E L Y L I V I D B S O L U T E L Y L I V I D
@thomaskavanagh85408 жыл бұрын
I think my favourite High Lord of Terra in this series is the Fabricator General.
@dr.altoclef92556 жыл бұрын
Thomas Kavanagh WheeeEEEeereee did I put my toasters~?
While I like the side plot, the main bits with the Custodian and the Emperor are absolutely some of my favorite things on KZbin. I love that the Emperor calls the leader of the Ultramarines 'Papa Smurf', and the editing and subtle touches with the subtitles just add to it even more, like 'rollercoaster of disappointment' having a little rollercoaster running along it and falling off. XD
@TheArrancar4410 жыл бұрын
Ah, I never tire of The Emperor's constant irritation at the state of the Imperium. Keep up the good work Chapter Master, you're bringing much glory to the legion.
@Koda45076 ай бұрын
10 years later, i still enjoy hearing about ultramarine suffering.
@tyfusstinker319810 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your new episode and, since last one (i forgot to reply on it), thank you for the subtitles: it help very much for those, like me, that aren't mother-english and can find some difficulties on following the lines. Thank you again and, like a last note: 08:38 the smile at the end of the line it's just a touch of GENIUS! Very awensome!
@GamzaLive10 жыл бұрын
I feel like I am the only one who thinks Calgar is a badass hahaha
@JunoneMaster300010 жыл бұрын
I like him too xD
@Kayriel9 жыл бұрын
Commissar Gamza You are. The Ultramarines are dicks.
@GamzaLive9 жыл бұрын
Kayriel Whats wrong with that? I thought the objective with warhammer 40k was to fuck people up?. What better way than with a big dick?
@GamzaLive9 жыл бұрын
I disagree entirely. and so does Games workshop
@Kayriel9 жыл бұрын
Commissar Gamza That's where you're wrong~ this is canon. Look it up.
@RedwolfDogrocket3 жыл бұрын
8:12 This is the exact plot of the book Inquisitor with Jaq Draco! Old rogue trader lore!
@OMalleyTheMaggot3 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail accurately represents my feelings right now
@MrVexeon4 жыл бұрын
It's been years and that wow still has so much emotion
@YorktownUSA10 жыл бұрын
Longest episode yet! Yay!
@olavlomeland218310 жыл бұрын
The greatness expands, truelly The Emperor approves of this content.
@MultiSS5510 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the Emperor to find out all about the Necrons, their weaponry which isn't even at max power, never dying, all of it!
@TheDeathtower10 жыл бұрын
but imagine if the necrons got up off their asses and fixed everything to full capacity I would love to see such a thing in game.
@MultiSS5510 жыл бұрын
Highly unlikely, most of their tomb worlds are still locked away, or they're neutral in faction, but we can all dream
@TheDeathtower10 жыл бұрын
MultiSS55 not locked away anakry the traveler is simply having trouble locating them and getting them back online since he is one the few doing that kind of thing even though it would be of the interest to many dynasties to do that to increase their army sizer but maybe that is a flawed idea to the necrons (although most are still in stasis so are surly in a pocket dimension though ) but the saudtath(I am sure that is spelled wrong) dynasty is far from neutral they want to take over the galaxy although other dynasties can be seen as very neutral I agree.
@deltaproductions11310 жыл бұрын
Well if the re animation chambers are destroyed then they are fuuuuucked
@TheDeathtower10 жыл бұрын
deltaproductions113 yeah but they are well defended but they are faulty already so that is a very possible thing.
@MrTurbowhitey9 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this series
@TheHarrisontemple6 жыл бұрын
this cipher is cannon according to dark Angel lore
@professorboush3 жыл бұрын
We're all now absolutely LIVID.
@JanusHoW9 жыл бұрын
This whole series is a good summary of what will probably happen if Jesus Christ does return.
@lonewanderer13286 жыл бұрын
JanusHoW Not exactly and you misspelled “when”.
@sernoddicusthegallant69866 жыл бұрын
snake me up snake me up inside
@conagherdenson21945 жыл бұрын
What the fuck did you idiots do? Would be his first words
@dkcsi92565 жыл бұрын
Lone Wanderer I dunno about that chief
@FleetAdmiralDouglas5 жыл бұрын
Sees the Vatican: I am sorry, didn't I tell you to forsake earthly pleasures? I am just ABSOLUTELY LIVID!!!!! At all the riches you have and let's not forget about the CHILD MOLESTING many so called pious priests are committing. (Jesus proceeds to smash up the Vatican like he did the Jerusalem Temple Market).
@TheForgottenProgidy Жыл бұрын
Bruva you predicted the arks of Omen as well. You truly are a seer.
@xiphoidreporter90364 жыл бұрын
I won’t lie, livid is the E X A C T opposite of scarey. Now, L I V I D is terrifying.
@Alopex110 жыл бұрын
"We'll call it a draw" :D Marneus Black Knight Calgar... Brilliant vids as usual!
@ChaplainIdaeus10 жыл бұрын
Heck yes, I could watch this like I watch Stargate, like a series. SOOOO much better than what's put on TV these days, and it's 40k, my favorite sci-fi franchise of all time. I'm ready for more! :3
@kaidablu5 жыл бұрын
Your editing in this one is absolutely stellar.
@KossolaxtheForesworn10 жыл бұрын
this series is indeed most delightful.
@xwing24174 жыл бұрын
Six years running, wow. Way to go guys!
@0jacon0ice04 жыл бұрын
watching the early episodes shows how pretty much all characters we t from mindless automatons like the emperor said into actual people
@soldatdaniels87384 жыл бұрын
Love the work on the subtitles!
@yamatofan0110 жыл бұрын
"WE OUTLAW STEAK LAST TUESDAY, YOU OLD SHIT" i cannot stop laughing when he said that
@ShadowWolfRising9 жыл бұрын
Papa Smurf? Overgrown Bug Gargamell? my Stomach hurts from laughing.
@ZethHolyblade5 жыл бұрын
I often wonder why space ships seldom "fly up" or "down" in space battles.
@themaidenlesswretch78194 жыл бұрын
Holy crap. You're right.
@C00kiesAplenty4 жыл бұрын
Because the people "choreographing" space battles can only think in 2 dimentions
@themaidenlesswretch78194 жыл бұрын
@@C00kiesAplenty well... I guess you're right. Unless you've seen star wars
@matthiasthulman40584 жыл бұрын
@@themaidenlesswretch7819 Didn't the newest star wars have a plot point revolving around the idea that they couldn't go up because...reasons
@themaidenlesswretch78194 жыл бұрын
@@matthiasthulman4058 if you watch OG trilogy and prequels you see them go up all the time
@pufnbal17443 жыл бұрын
Man I love this series! I am new to Warhammer 40k But these videos really help me learn more about the lore while also having a laugh! Is that a goat up there? I died when I heard that!