This episode is why the Emperor softened his stance on Guilliman. He realized that if he doesn't thaw out the one son he has who's capable of actually reading Terms and Conditions before clicking Accept, he's going to have to rewrite the whole thing himself.
@CHRF-554573 жыл бұрын
Hehehe
@SolarArmadillo3 жыл бұрын
I know this is an old comment but I hope that if Guilliman returns in TTS he gets a lot of shit from The Emperor, but he bites back with a “you were dead, half of the Imperium was devastated, what the FUCK did you want me to do?”
@darandomlyace23713 жыл бұрын
@@SolarArmadillo now that i would love to see
@Digimastertwo3 жыл бұрын
@@SolarArmadillo "Better" would be his unflinching one word answer and we all know it.
@darkswords1473 жыл бұрын
I was confused at first then realized you said emperor needs gulliman to change the imperial law for him which is funny.
@jasonalcatraz58177 жыл бұрын
I love how the Emperor clearly says "Having fun in the Imperium is illegal" as a joke judging by his voice. But is mortified when Dorn confirms it's true.
@11Survivor3 жыл бұрын
"I too, watched the video, father." - Rogal Dorn.
@fireknight01463 жыл бұрын
I am thoroughly impressed by the very fact you can actually hear intonation in the Manperor's voice.
@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead3 жыл бұрын
@@fireknight0146 HE is getting stronger to the point he is chainging the fuckking TTS
@samueltrusik32512 жыл бұрын
Honestly, he should`ve seen it coming. Which is odd, as he does not have biological eyes anymore, making seeing anything more difficult.
@malorian18552 жыл бұрын
@@samueltrusik3251 he does have auspex eye. And massive psyker skill
@Outcrow7 жыл бұрын
"I am go." *Imitates Rogal's tone* No. You are Rogal Dorn. Primarchs cannot be a verb.
@jocosesonata6 жыл бұрын
But what if they're in the warp?
@jaypea306 жыл бұрын
Jocose Sonata yes
@DGARedRaven6 жыл бұрын
Thunderbirds Are Go?
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing6 жыл бұрын
@@DGARedRaven Indiegogo is Thing. Possibly a pair of thing.
@samuelbedsole50895 жыл бұрын
Kaldor Draigo: VERBS DO NOT EXIST IN MY REALITY!
@kishinasura15047 жыл бұрын
In case you are wondering, the Fabricator General is located on Mars serving oil margaritas. Alfabusa is very careful with his shit.
@CorsairJoshua7 жыл бұрын
LORE CONSISTENCY!!!!!!!!
@Pootis744 жыл бұрын
@@CorsairJoshua This, is true.
@blacktemplarchaplainmarius424 жыл бұрын
He is now somewhere in the Noctis Labryinth with the rest of the Custodes.
@HonorEggs4 жыл бұрын
Mar Lerious no he is repenting with the dark angels
@eltonjohntubola32124 жыл бұрын
A three year comment have 2 weak old reply.
@jamestown83987 жыл бұрын
I just love how Rogol Dorn called the High Lords of Terra "Youngsters"!
@theomnissiah-91205 жыл бұрын
Jamestown I mean he is not wrong compared to him the only high lord who could have maybe have lived that long is the fabricator general. (And that’s still not likely)
@KadRSP4 жыл бұрын
@@theomnissiah-9120 I would argue that it is likely. Belasarius Cawl was alive around the time of the Heresy, since Guilliman had him start working on the Primaris Project shortly after. And Guilliman wouldn't have given that task to just anyone, so Cawl must have been someone of some significant standing.
@theomnissiah-91204 жыл бұрын
Corius Farin, Primarch of the Second Legion cawl is 1 a massive Mary Sue And doesn’t randomly explode
@SilverHairedFreak254 жыл бұрын
@@theomnissiah-9120 It honestly depends on how long he's been abusing the Proteus Protocol. It's clear he's got a bunch of spare bodies somewhere (heck, he was the only High Lord that _wasn't_ replaced by a Lacrymole impostor).
@MizantropMan4 жыл бұрын
@@KadRSP Cawl is an exeption, he's literally GW's way of adding stuff and saying "Cawl made it, we ain't gotta explain shit". Most tech priests go insane after a thousand years and only the Archmagi have the resources to make it that far anyway.
@TheQuattro007 жыл бұрын
Dorn's voice actor is really good at his job
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing5 жыл бұрын
*IN ADORABLE VOICE* YESssssss......
@EVAUnit4A5 жыл бұрын
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing *Adornable
@Tadashi25 жыл бұрын
Even more so, how he keeps from collapsing in laughter while speaking his lines.
@Tadashi25 жыл бұрын
@Zerebrat Eightyseven No.
@nightflash47825 жыл бұрын
i want to like but its at 666
@BaronNate7 жыл бұрын
"Everything is legal, everything is illegal, everything is heresy and you have to point it all out...."
@shlomohammedibnal-israeli42587 жыл бұрын
Nice reference. "Everything i don't like is litterally Heresy"
@additiveartificer93657 жыл бұрын
nice one sir
@OzixiThrill7 жыл бұрын
Everythng is Illegal, Everything is Xenos, Everything is HERESY! And Inquisitor Anita will point it all out with cyclonic torpedoes. That actually sould happen... I mean, as fanart...
@additiveartificer93657 жыл бұрын
hail to Inquisitor Anita Sarcastic!!
@LordVader10947 жыл бұрын
+OzixiThrill Please no.
@TheAcidSaber7 жыл бұрын
Rogal Dorn humor is even more dry than the skin on the his oudated copy of the Book of Judgement.
@primarchrogaldorn29907 жыл бұрын
Humor cannot be dry for it does not possess any physical properties.
@TammoKorsai7 жыл бұрын
I am fortifying your comment with a thumbs up.
@999monsterjam37 жыл бұрын
I fail to see how virtual thumbs that are used to show approval can reinforce typed words as if they were a built structure.
@thebighurt24957 жыл бұрын
According to Overchapter XXIV:Section 36:Susbsection 14.663.4:Paragraph 8 of the Lex Imperialis VIIICCCXLII Edition, remarking upon a Primarch's sense of humor is punishable by public flaying. Implying any edition of the Book of Judgment is "otudated" is illegal under 16,352 different laws.. punishable by public frying. Now where'd my Power Maul get to again?
@thebighurt24957 жыл бұрын
jacob peterson Actually according to Chapter XXVIII, Section 6,, Subsection 95.3, Paragraph 5 (footnote), regarding cases of differences in legal mandate between two Imperial Worlds: The law given precedence is the one established earlier. Sadly, me bucko, as you'll notice, MINE predates YOURS. So feel free to take your "Notice me, Arbitrator-Senpai!" desperation and go annoy someone with more time on their hands.
@director13363 жыл бұрын
When Rogal placed down the codex, I really wanted him to say “It was printed yesterday”
@DepressedCrow Жыл бұрын
It was finished printing yesterday*
@Irmarinen11 ай бұрын
@@DepressedCrow allready outdated.
@realhuman48795 ай бұрын
@@Irmarinenby one hundred and ten years
@joaqiun127 жыл бұрын
"This is mostly based on lore found in the 2nd edition Codex Imperialis as well as some good ol' Dark Heresy books. 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑰𝑺 𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑻𝑺 𝑹𝑬𝑴𝑬𝑴𝑩𝑬𝑹 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺." Even Kitten's EX?
@alfabusa7 жыл бұрын
𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 except Malal.
@joaqiun127 жыл бұрын
K. Malal is canon within the Retconnian...
@alfabusa7 жыл бұрын
Carlos Fortich That is such a massive oxymoron.
@joaqiun127 жыл бұрын
Yes, it is...
@kaiosamatlj40317 жыл бұрын
Wait... If Malal is not canon, them who the fuck are those Sons of Malice I keep hearing about?
@altansirin58307 жыл бұрын
Spooky scary Emperors causes shivers down your spine.
@lewishouston79697 жыл бұрын
this needs to be a thing
@harryratcliffe88826 жыл бұрын
Shrieking skulls will burn your soul, seal your fate tonight.
@hughcopson17996 жыл бұрын
Shrieking Servo-skulls burn your soul, seal your fate tonight
@mcglynn205 жыл бұрын
I want to like this comment, but it's currently at 666 likes, so I feel I have to leave it. I'm putting this comment here so that you know of my amusement.
@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven4 жыл бұрын
Well he did scared allot of kids during he's days
@UltimoPlayer7 жыл бұрын
"Reproductive organs have not been used to push our imperial laws out the proverbial window" Aaaand THIS line embodies perfectly why I love Dorn!
@Beiolos7 жыл бұрын
Me alegro de verte por aquí ultimo player. Los pitufos espaciales siguen siendolo. :P
@lucaballarati96947 жыл бұрын
UltimoPlayer I have only seen Lorgar do such things.
@doublep19807 жыл бұрын
Bruva Alfabusa,needs to put Rogal Dorn and Leman Russ,in a future episode together.Imagine the 2 of them arguying. ''Shut up,ya milksop'' ''I do not soak my bread,in dairy products.'' xD
@thestabbybrit47987 жыл бұрын
This is why this version of Dorn has become canonical in my head. I tried reading some quotes by Dorn and they came out in that dull monotone! XD
@thestabbybrit47987 жыл бұрын
I want to have Dorn as an announcer in a Dawn of War Game. Just imagine trying to place a building down illegaly and hearing the trademark Dorn "No."
@moriskurth6287 жыл бұрын
"I sometimes use it as a support beam." D-Did... Did Rogal Dorn just make a joke?!
@JohnDoe-te7sw7 жыл бұрын
Moris Kurth knowing Rogal Dorn he was probably being completely serious
@eddymercan74877 жыл бұрын
Of course not. That was a statement of fact :P
@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni7 жыл бұрын
I don't think so. he must be legit.
@drFocak7 жыл бұрын
considering how big that book is, he realey isn't kidding
@nerdsoft99647 жыл бұрын
No.
@TheEternalCrafter7 жыл бұрын
Can we petition to canonise this series?
@scribejackhammar6 жыл бұрын
Given how Warhammer Fantasy is an alternate version of the Materium, it shouldn't be hard to get Games Workshop to hire Alfabusa and then make a new video under their name.
@TheGoodLuc5 жыл бұрын
Better not. Games Workshop will fuck this beauty to the ground, and not in a fun way.
@emanueldelangel70135 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute...I thought this stuff was canon....By the Emperor I've been lied too!
@Firebolt1934 жыл бұрын
It's Canon in my heart
@hz.kemalpasa29973 жыл бұрын
It's already canon
@cropathfinder6 жыл бұрын
Rogal dorn should make a fortress out of copies of the imperial law.
@blueberry1vom1t5 жыл бұрын
Such a fortress will be taller than most imperial hive cities and have a wall almost as thick as one. Orks would not be able to use it's walls for scrap. This is actually a very good idea.
@john_mystery5 жыл бұрын
Considering that the volumes are written on human skin, they would be liable to rotting away. This is not advantages when fortifying a position.
@Sorakeyblademaster375 жыл бұрын
John Mystery I would think making a fortress out of human skin would make it more vulnerable to Chaos. That might be why the Imperium has such an incomprehensibly bureaucratic legal system. (I’m still new to the franchise, so I don’t know if Chaos works like that.)
@Arenuphis5 жыл бұрын
it would need thinking, feeling beings or demons to be directly vulnerable to the warp the demons themselves, especially nurgle ones, would probably have an easier time messing around with skin than stone/metal tho, so you may be on to something
@philiproe16614 жыл бұрын
All that biomass would attract the Tyranids though.
@thestabbybrit47987 жыл бұрын
The Book of Judgement is precisely why I absolutely LOVE being an Adeptus Arbite in role playing games. Need to intimidate someone? No problem! Just threaten to arrest them for... *scrutinises DM's description of the character.* ... Article 384 Subsection 12 Paragraph 2. Possession of an item likely to obstruct the timely and proper evacuation of an Imperial administratum facility in the event of fire, planetary assault or other emergency - try to run in those ridiculous robes and you'll trip and block the door! Now, you have two choices; help me in my investigation, or spend the next six months in a penitence cell!
@Warhamer1166 жыл бұрын
*A GM WITHING A GAME*
@monsterhiddenfromthesun2106 жыл бұрын
How much you wanna bet that this is a law?
@godkid80595 жыл бұрын
@@monsterhiddenfromthesun210 i bet 10 thrones.
@jocosesonata5 жыл бұрын
Great. Now _someone_ has to check it to make sure. Not it!
@muttonhammer72845 жыл бұрын
What 40k rpg offers arbites as a class? I'm playing wrath and glory, but I've noticed homebred is kinda limited
@evanulven82497 жыл бұрын
Eventually, I suspect the pure disgust and rage the Emperor is feeling will reach singularity strength, and pull the disparate parts of his soul back together, enabling spontaneous resurrection. After which, he will rise from the throne is a storm of pure raging WTF and once again launch a crusade to reorder mankind. Only this time, his charisma will take a back seat to the constant roar of incessant shouted cursing, and the Angry Marines will become his heralds.
@octi1185 жыл бұрын
More like snap them back togheter so He can snap some minstorum spines
@WH40KHero4 жыл бұрын
ALWAYS ANGRY!!
@Morec04 жыл бұрын
@@WH40KHero ALL THE TIME!!
@Marc-zi4vg4 жыл бұрын
So the last wall protocol is essentially the entirety of the imperial fist Legion becoming the angry marines
@troglodyte13784 жыл бұрын
You know who else is always angry? Khorne
@darkblood6267 жыл бұрын
'Five day death sentence'... Sounds like something from the KZbin legal team.
@reedman13377 жыл бұрын
it has already been astablished that youtube is themajor contributer of new laws added to the book. i also assume the human skin used to make said book comes from permanently suspended channels.
@jaimeprewitt80147 жыл бұрын
Did somebody say JEANSTEALERZ?! *proceeds to ripandtear*
@robinderoos11667 жыл бұрын
yes, what happened to jews in 40K? are they ruling and bringing the imperium to fall like they do to our world? or are they gone?
@a6s37 жыл бұрын
All present day religions are extinct. Assumedly there are some people out there in the Imperium descended from jews, but their culture will be very different because of the amount of time that has passed.
@gaborhajdu39577 жыл бұрын
+a6s3 I wouldn't take it for granted, though. There are only about 20 million jewish people at the moment (this includes both actual jews and people with majority jewish descent). Given the events of the Age of Strife (Terra had a genocidal "ethnarch" at one point, for example), and before that the Iron Men stuff, it's possible that no actual Jewish-descended people survived until the coming of the Imperium. But this would be a moot point, as you have correctly stated that no current culture and religion is extant by this time.
@or10nsharkfin7 жыл бұрын
*"I am go."* - _Rogal Dorn_
@DeltaRoz7 жыл бұрын
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH HELL TO THE FUCK *NO* "
@johnathoncrines31987 жыл бұрын
Having fun is Illegal in this imperium is the best quote of this whole damn series. Its even funnier when you realize this whole thing is based off of a game.
@prisregil7 жыл бұрын
( In a joking manner) Having fun is illegal in this imperium (Dead serious) Yes I know! Shreek of utter despair. I cant stop laughing and grinning when i think about those last 10 seconds
@darrianweathington19236 жыл бұрын
Fenrir there is only war
@LordFhalkyn5 жыл бұрын
You are laughing and grinning. According to page 3,457,154,155,998,700,001, section 18,117,156, subsection EMPRER-001, paragraph 87.5 of the Book of Judgement, you must now be slapped exactly once by every child currently within the orphanages of the Schola Progenium, followed by being fired feet first from the Nova Cannon. The Adeptus Arbites will be along shortly to collect you. Have a good day. The Emperor Protects!
@KadRSP4 жыл бұрын
According to Article 21489 Subsection 14 Paragraph 3-12, Impersonating a member of the Adeptus Arbites is a crime, and is punishable by 3 millennia in a penitence cell, and the reincarnation as a semi-sentient servitor. You are also subject to the attempted punishment you sought to dispense, as per Article 1015 Subsection 28 Paragraph 4. If you wish to dispute these charges, you may submit a formal request at the time of your hearing. Until such a time as your request is reviewed and a ruling in your favor is reached, you shall serve your sentence. According to Article 507 Subsection 8 Paragraph 12, a ruling against you shall result in your sentence being doubled and a 25,000,000 Throne fine shall be levied against you to compensate for the wasted time of the judges overseeing your case. We thank you for your cooperation.
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
Corius Farin, Primarch of the Second Legion fuck you I’m joining chaos
@astralbody134 жыл бұрын
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 Did someone say "Joining Chaos"? Uh Oh... SMASH IT!!!!
@EmptyMan0007 жыл бұрын
The Emperor: "Also, what is the material this book is made out of?" Rogal Dorn: "HUMAN SKIN" --- At that point, I was done. As in "stick a fork in me" done.
@merrittanimation77217 жыл бұрын
*fires NOPE cannon at full power*
@Cha-Khia6 жыл бұрын
Raising NOPE shields to maximum, diverting all auxiliary power to the retro NOPE thrusters.
@mememaster57486 жыл бұрын
I will not puncture your epidermis with an eating device.
@techpriest15596 жыл бұрын
...have you tried chainswords? they are usually more effective than eating utensils...also, are NOPE marines a thing? i feel like they should for some reason.
@EarFarce46 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. I doubt Earth has any trees or water left on it at this point and humans reproduce and die at a ridiculous rate so why not use what's available.
@Nineball4597 жыл бұрын
By the emperor, the writing for this just keeps getting better and fucking better.
@eltanan7 жыл бұрын
I really, really love Rogal's voice acting in this. Really, everyone in this entire series is phenomenal, but Rogal in particular just makes me laugh so much.
@antiprotaganist51097 жыл бұрын
"I am go" No, you are Rogal Dorn.
@Commander8266 жыл бұрын
I am Alpharius.
@MediumRareOpinions6 жыл бұрын
@@Commander826 I'm not falling for that one Omegon! Given this obvious deception it is clear to me that I am Alpharius!
@Ma_Zhongying5 жыл бұрын
I am dead. Also, Ice picks really hurt.
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing5 жыл бұрын
@@Commander826 You too? We got alot in common.
@john_mystery5 жыл бұрын
He is Lord Adorable
@zenoblues77877 жыл бұрын
why would anyone in the Imperium find skeletons scary? They're literally everywhere on weapons, on books, on armor, as fancy ornaments, they even go as far as to add machines to the skulls of sacred dead so they can continue serving after death
@999monsterjam37 жыл бұрын
Because the emperor said it was scary, and therefore, it must be true. However, it cannot be a law, as the creation of new laws has been deemed illegal by the emperor. On the other hand, there is a chance it was a preexisting law.
@KrasnayaArmada7 жыл бұрын
something a skeleton would totally say
@OzixiThrill7 жыл бұрын
And now, laws are going to be removed until Emps only has the laws he wants or needs. (Do note, disbanding laws is NOT illegal)
@zenoblues77877 жыл бұрын
OzixiThrill but because they kept adding laws through 10,000 years it will probably take another 10,000 years just to read through all of them
@thegeneralscall7 жыл бұрын
Bet they would use skulls as Christmas ordainments if the imperium still had Christmas.
@williamhartnell30967 жыл бұрын
"I am the lawn!"
@primarchrogaldorn29907 жыл бұрын
Lawns do not speak.
@wilfridmasgnaux10787 жыл бұрын
Rogal Dorn, why are you such a butt face?
@heresy83847 жыл бұрын
His father was not good at making Primarchs.
@Vladislav_Sargas7 жыл бұрын
Я ЗАГОН!
@Ixmore7 жыл бұрын
Rogal Dorn's face is not a butt.
@korstmahler7 жыл бұрын
That shriek is actually pretty freaky when you consider he appears to have used his actual biological body to make that strangled gasp. Ew. On the other hand that's the most he's done with his physical form beyond decomposition in millennia.
And of course, typing into the text to speech device
@bludgerabled7 жыл бұрын
Wow, imperial law is so stupid that even dorn agrees.
@Crusader-Ramos454 жыл бұрын
And useless.
@Digimastertwo3 жыл бұрын
Emps: Having fun is illegal in this imperium. GW: This is true.
@TheFreshSorcerer7 жыл бұрын
Well goodbye grandpa, guess I have to voice other people now.
@callumdwyer78827 жыл бұрын
You realise if you had've released this a few hours ago it would have been my birthday! Not only would it have made my day but I might not have broken Imperial law by performing the sorcerous ritual known as the blowing out of the birthday candles upon the cake presented to thineself upon the day of thine birth. Now I'm sworn to Chaos all due to your incompetent Imperial bureaucratic bullshittery! Thanks a lot Alfa.
@alfabusa7 жыл бұрын
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY BRUV
@callumdwyer78827 жыл бұрын
Well thank you man, great stuff as always! It only keeps getting better and despite the pain it must be I'm glad in a twisted way that you're finally getting enough attention to have to put disclaimers at the front of your videos. P.S. I have submitted the fact that you were late in the uploading of this instructional holovid to Imperial high authority, expect processing in 6 to 8 millennia.
@OluapPlayer7 жыл бұрын
Good to see the Emperor has finally embraced his spooky side.
@plutarchvonpluto64395 жыл бұрын
**Guardsman flees in terror**
@langleysenterprise5134 Жыл бұрын
Wdym finally? He's been spooking children ever since he was in terra
@exterminatusnow12647 жыл бұрын
PAPA SMURF IS BACK, WE DIDN'T LISTEN TO THE ADVICE TO PULL HIS LIFE SUPPORT. WE WERE SUCH FOOLS!!!
@ZAV19445 жыл бұрын
Papa Smurf is Marneus Calgar not Roboute Guilliman.
@trialnerror36434 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine the sheer rage the Emperor has when he finds out about the shit Robute has done, *Cough cough* Primarius
@Spartan1353 жыл бұрын
@@trialnerror3643 I don't think the Emps would be angry at GP Smurf. He would just joking like:"Progress in the Imperium,something new and unimaginable had just happened. *HEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA* "
@catsndogs982 жыл бұрын
Lol ultramarine life support of GW
@Yamato12345666 Жыл бұрын
@@Spartan135 And I'm sure he would be completely fine with GPS declaring himself the new emperor... That arrogant son of a bitch
@SivTheScribe7 жыл бұрын
3:08 "Fuck you, Magnus". Proof that once again, everything is Magnus' fault.
@ChapterMasterValrak7 жыл бұрын
Dorn. Lives.
@Gabriel_PL7 жыл бұрын
Now we need someone with an account named "Primach Rogal Dorn" and a profile pic of said primarch, to just respond to this coment with an: "I do."
@RuSosan7 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@ZeroCanalX7 жыл бұрын
There is a guy who does that, since Dorn's reveal.
@fumarc45017 жыл бұрын
Chapter Master Valrak No
@Brutalyte6167 жыл бұрын
As does Vulcan. And Russ. And Jaghatai Khan. And Gulliman, if you can call being stuck on the verge of death in a static life-support unit living. And I have a sneaking suspicion about Konrad Curze...
@alfabusa7 жыл бұрын
The Book of Judgement and the Lex Imperialis are one of the greatest examples of how far-gone the Imperium has gone in its incessent bureaucratic blunders. It's pretty great. Also, if you want to know what I'm working on at any given point in time, go to my Twitter. I've started pinning what I am currently working on at the top of my page so if you want to know, you can! twitter.com/Alfabusa I will make a video about this soon too so everyone gets the memo. Asking _WHEN_ it's going to be released however is most often futile, because I cannot make TTS-videos with set schedules. THANK YOU AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS SHORT LITTLE VIDEO THING. EXPECT MORE OF THESE IN THE FUTURE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIKE IT AND TELL ME SO.
@saltboi63747 жыл бұрын
5:27 what the FUCK
@Foagik7 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Daggerfall Skeleton wails...
@Theonetruefinalboss7 жыл бұрын
Take your time. I would think everyone would prefer better episodes to more episodes.
@metalcotton46567 жыл бұрын
IT'S PRETTY FUCKIN' HERETICAL, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO JUDGE IF YOU DO MORE OF THIS SHIT.
@lost_to_the_woods7 жыл бұрын
Bruva Alfabusa WE LOVE IT AND ALSO WARGAMING IS COPYING YOUR STORYLINE FOR THE CANNON!
@PainHarbinger7 жыл бұрын
Hey Bruva Alfabusa! I absolutely love your work! The Text to Speech Series is possibly my favourite thing to watch on KZbin! Keep up the magnificent work, and remember, the Emperor Protects.
@link4585 Жыл бұрын
Dorn *makes it illegal to make new laws* High Bois of Terra "Fuck you Magnus"
@gr33dl0cknein33 жыл бұрын
Every day the Emperor loses the tiny bit of faith in humanity he didn't know he still had.
@Strykeruk117 жыл бұрын
Ah, you gotta love Imperial logic. Though I guess if anyone should understand 'sins of the fathers' and all that it's Emps. P.s. Who the heck unliked the video already?! Usually that takes a critical mass of the putrid mass that is KZbin comment sections.
@alfabusa7 жыл бұрын
I've only linked it to patrons so far so that IS odd. Same thing happened on the Slaaneshmas video before I released it. Guess someone invested in the grand privilege of being first to dislike. AH WELL.
@PinkyIvan127 жыл бұрын
+Bruva Alfabusa Wait this is patron only atm? Because I'm not a patron and I just watched this.
@KamuiKunitsuna7 жыл бұрын
You know Alfabusa, the one thing I don't like about this vid (and it's very, very minor) is the Emprah just smashing the book away when hearing it was made of human skin. I was really expecting a massive, boasty "UNACCEPTABLE!!!" from him, or something like that. Otherwise I love it, please keep on it, you have my full support :)
@skavenbrad95697 жыл бұрын
Strykeruk11 methinks it was Failbaddon. possibly also maybe the changeling and/or Karl the Deranged. Maybe a hint of Eliphas somewhere too. - Sindri
@Czakaronek7 жыл бұрын
The one dislike must come from that high lord guy.
@Dianbler7 жыл бұрын
That fuking guardsman killed me
@tefras147 жыл бұрын
Then he broke the law. Unless you are a heretic then he did the right thing AND THEN BROKE THE LAW
@tefras147 жыл бұрын
Good point.
@primarchrogaldorn29907 жыл бұрын
If the guardsman had killed you, you wouldn't have said that. You're lying.
@dinonick27 жыл бұрын
Rogal doesnt use contractions.....
@primarchrogaldorn29907 жыл бұрын
Nick Robertson No.
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment7 жыл бұрын
[skeleton shriek]
@Ixmore7 жыл бұрын
Skeleton's do not shriek my emperor; they do not have vocal cords.
@commisarcaleb17667 жыл бұрын
is that heresy i smell?
@Ixmore7 жыл бұрын
Heresy is an ideological concept. It does not have a smell.
@commisarcaleb17667 жыл бұрын
yup that's heresy
@imperialguardsman5217 жыл бұрын
[double skeleton shriek]
@Zakading7 жыл бұрын
The funny part about this description is that the current fluff, with Master of Mankind and how absolutely ridiculous shit is getting, straight up sounds like GW is just adapting TTS lore into their universe.
@IPFreelly6047 жыл бұрын
After Cadian-times there will be an age of Emperor.
@Banchoking7 жыл бұрын
TTS? Edit: Never mind.
@greyjack82177 жыл бұрын
How? Haven't read current fluff yet.
@Zakading7 жыл бұрын
Master of Mankind had the Emperor chit-chat around a bit with his underlings, among them a Custodes serving as his private assistant and helper called something like Citon or something along those lines (incredibly close to Kitten). He also takes a trip to the Webway and explains that he doesn't hate any of his sons and even sees Magnus as just having lost his way but does not hate him for fucking everything over. There's a few more things hat vaguely remind people of TTS in that book, but I can't recall the exact passages nor is it really all that obvious. And then there's Fall of Cadia and how silly that entire book goes about finally making Abaddon win, why and how it blew up and how Trazyn basically played Pokemon with Imperial forces, tossing out some Ultramarines and an Inquisitor that he captured some millennia back as help but then capturing Creed as a trade-off.
@psychocrysis27 жыл бұрын
To be fair Creed was fatally wounded and Trazyn basically saved his life there.
@b3rz3rk3r9 Жыл бұрын
Oh lord, imagine if Guilliman saw that thing and was told that it was all the laws of the Imperium. Brother would have a double heart attack, and then enter his Roboute Rage in a 3 year redaction blitz to fix that mess.
@simonnachreiner83806 күн бұрын
Or take the simple option, scrap the whole thing and start from scratch.
@DarkLordOfSweden7 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the voice shouting "judge dredd, judge dredd" in the background when the Adeptus Arbites was shown
@Powoga7 жыл бұрын
So... what was that about clown goblins invading the Imperial Palace?
@Thravous7 жыл бұрын
Some Eldar, or Aeldari, Harlequinn's...
@Emrod827 жыл бұрын
Powoga During The Beast Arise serie.
@droir68357 жыл бұрын
Powoga that was probably one of kittens harlequinns lovers
@Thravous7 жыл бұрын
Or the booty that the emperor was searching when him was working in the human-web-way... xD
@fumarc45017 жыл бұрын
Powoga The Harlequins who bypassed their defenses to give a message to the Emperor during the Beast Rises.
@just_matt2147 жыл бұрын
"I AM THE LAWN!"
@Goldenspartan867 жыл бұрын
The 3rd Runner are you sure about this? You look more like a naked pineapple with crotch rot. Or at least what counts for the average imperial citizen these days. Sad but true.
@just_matt2147 жыл бұрын
Colonel Sanders of the 086st Harakoni Warhawks ohi, though guy...what the *fuck* did you say about my hair?!
@TheAkator6 жыл бұрын
And im the lawnmover
@randomerchatdudeomega46166 жыл бұрын
making jokes are ilegal
@christianm61985 жыл бұрын
The Emperor: What is this book made out of? Rogal: H U M A N S K I N The Emperor: *YEET!*
@strategicgamingwithaacorns28747 жыл бұрын
Wait, did the Emperor and Dorn just accidentally screw over Magnus and Kitten's attempt to fix the Imperium on their own, by banning the passage of new laws until further notice?
@Fourtytwo42427 жыл бұрын
John Whitesell yes right when things were about to be good
@MushVPeets7 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the existing laws were so shitty (and there were so goddamn many of them) that fixing the Imperium by passing laws through the normal system would likely be ineffective...
@z0m813p4n1c7 жыл бұрын
The best thing about Rogal is when he says no. Its sounds annoyed and absolute.
@borgar17657 жыл бұрын
I cannot deny that i squealed like a little girl when i saw this.
@BaronNate7 жыл бұрын
in another room in my house....I can hear a pig being slaughtered in a movie on the television.....its squealing....I imagined this was YOU squealing... (reread this as Rogal Dorn). Jokes aside, I did hear that as I read this , it was hilariously weird.
@primarchrogaldorn29907 жыл бұрын
BaronNate why would I say that?
@ApplePopper7 жыл бұрын
Because it is fact.
@PrusskiyMir7 жыл бұрын
You don't have to hide it here)
@lunarimperium427 жыл бұрын
Is The Emperor ever going to talk about the two missing Primarch's?
@sicor947 жыл бұрын
We dont talk about that anymore.
@Tomosshow7 жыл бұрын
"we don't talk about them."
@Rogal1687 жыл бұрын
Lunar Imperium what primarchs are missing?
@kirillmarine51577 жыл бұрын
Probably nah Because GW doesn't give us more facts.
@weldonwin7 жыл бұрын
In 40K lore, there were supposed to twenty Primarchs, but only eighteen of them are named, with the only information we have on them, being that they existed and that all records of them and their legions were expunged.
@shieldphaser3 жыл бұрын
"Having fun is illegal in this imperium" Games Workshop be like.
@Crusader-Ramos454 жыл бұрын
It’s awfully hilarious that Rogal Dorn takes whatever his dad says very literally.
@toobig73997 жыл бұрын
I am go.
@zefellowbud59706 жыл бұрын
i think ive seen you on a warframe channel a few times before but im not sure where......
@blacknote69456 жыл бұрын
ZeFellowBud-CrimsonSpades quite shallow
@AHunDread6 жыл бұрын
with an avatar like that, you sure seem to have gone quite the distance.
@darrianweathington19236 жыл бұрын
too big *No.*
@oscarpoullard99206 жыл бұрын
Hi go, I'm dad !
@barbadossephtis97307 жыл бұрын
Dorn is learning to be snarky. RUN.
@mikea23637 жыл бұрын
Im probably illegal, right?
@alfabusa7 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@mikea23637 жыл бұрын
Then i suppose being a tyranid is illegal
@RuSosan7 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@mikea23637 жыл бұрын
Then i suppose we will have to eat all those books, to stop being illegal. We will eat the custodes,too. It really helps they are made of your skin. PS wtf where you thinking when making that edition?
@mannofdober8737 жыл бұрын
Every single part of that sentence was illegal. Now if you don't mind, I risk serving two thousand years in jail. Gotta run.
@TheOnlyTherazan2 жыл бұрын
It's probably the only instance of the Emperor fully 100% panicking, no other plans, emotion or thought: only panic.
@BIGhappyG336 жыл бұрын
We need the story of that guardsman! How he got in there, what he was doing there, what became of him. These questions are of the utmost importance!
@StevieJunior7 жыл бұрын
I love Rogal. He is just such a un humorous and straight forward kind of dude. Doesn't even get metaphors and also i love how he says 'Yes'. Also this video made me laugh so loudly my parents came in here and told me to shut the fuck up. Keep them funny ass videos coming Alfa, the wait is worth it.
@Ixmore7 жыл бұрын
Rogal Dorn probably understands metaphors, it's probably the part of reality he finds most funny and responding to it seriously is the punchline. Responding to a metaphor as if I don't understand it is something I imagine myself doing in an attempt to be funny or to agitate the person I'm talking to.
@maksuree7 жыл бұрын
Rogal is just a massive troll with a mastery of dry-as-fuck humor
@kaiosamatlj40317 жыл бұрын
So let me get this straight... That pillar of a book is made of human skin? So that means some powerful Deadites are secretly running the Imperium. And that's also explain why they are so much obssessed with skulls.
@jakegriffith47815 жыл бұрын
3:38 "TOO MUCH HERESY. NO HOPE. CONSIDER SUICIDE." I honestly did not think I was going to get such good use out of my heresy detector.
@confusablecabbage41043 жыл бұрын
KZbin just rubbing salt into my wounds recommending this after watching Alfabusa's video :c
@ShelltoonTV17 жыл бұрын
Alfa, your show has enhanced my enjoyment of 40k, because it reminds me I don't need to take it super seriously to be into it.
@helldrake777777 жыл бұрын
Love it all! I'm putting five golden Emperors and a 3 pound bag of teef on Kitten. Although skeptical, I have faith in the talking banana-submarine with chocolate filling. And by all means do not worry. We(your fans) would rather wait an infinity and beyond for a minute of your glorious product than have hours of mediocrity released in quick succession. So take as much time as you need, we all love and support you no matter how long! ;)
@johngoldman1597 жыл бұрын
helldrake77777 I agree to about 95% of that. The other 5% is wishing uploads could be a bit quicker. But everyone already wishes that so I guess I fully agree with you.
@Dan-mw4zu4 жыл бұрын
I thought the '100 new volumes every day' thing was just a TTS joke, but nope, this is the actual figure according to the 40k Wiki.
@dilophosaurussk43334 жыл бұрын
"Having fun is illegal in this imperium." To be fair, being TOO happy could possibly result in summoning a daemon.
@SamueL-td7fb2 жыл бұрын
You remember what happened when certain pointy-eared plague started having *TONS* of fun?
@crimsonknight70112 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for new episodes to come out, really love this series. GW must love these guys bringing more new fans/customers to the franchise
@mariolis9 ай бұрын
except they are the reason no new episodes are comming out in a way , they made it illegal to have fun in this imperium
@deanlawlor9634 жыл бұрын
There is just something about The Emperor saying "oh goodness no" to some new fact about the grimdark that makes me laugh every time without fail...you can feel the despair
@RandomMajin6 жыл бұрын
4:19 - 4:44Basically when someone tells you that "You owe me and my family money and stuff because of what your ancestors did to mine!"
@noneofyourbusiness24375 жыл бұрын
So, pretty much just modern day America, huh? (I realize that this comment is nearly half a year old by now. Sorry about that, btw).
@SLocoKnight7 жыл бұрын
Pure gold. Which by chance is the best color!
@LastStar0074 жыл бұрын
> How is anyone supposed to follow a law that is too incomprehensible for even a judge to follow? We aren't in the 41st millenium, we're in the 3rd millenium.
@Spartan0944 ай бұрын
Can we take a moment to appreciate how absolutely unhinged that opening was? Wiping tears from laughter as I keep replaying the first 10 seconds.
@lumberluc5 жыл бұрын
"Having fun is illegal in this Imperium" "This is true" Regretting on going full blown "Stop believing in anything" deal that you thought it was a good idea? No? Then your lost.
@lumberluc3 жыл бұрын
@Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte That's just a side dish to "Fun". Believing your jokes is fun. Screaming clowns are just as annoying as screaming kids.
@Victor-0563 жыл бұрын
2:12 Knowing Rogal Dorn, he's not joking.
@Brother_Green7 жыл бұрын
Praise be Garrot, great provider of skeleton shrieks!
@bowenorcutt784 жыл бұрын
Just imagine this: An Arbites knocks on your door out of the blue, and informs you in their usual scary-ass manner that because you are the next of kin of the next of kin of the next of kin, on and on for a couple hundred generations, of some guy you've never heard of, judgement for their crime you ALSO know nothing about has been levied upon you. They storm into your house, busting your grandma's favorite china set in the process, and tell you that after a thousand years of litigation, Lord Judge Konostathis XXXII has decided that the judgement that shall be levied upon you... Will be a fine of 5 thrones, to be paid immediately. And a kick to the jaw, but only because they have a quota to meet.
@Briggattonii10 ай бұрын
“The Adeptus Arbites wear buckets on their heads… it is funny to me” - Rogal Dorn
@sergeantvedara91655 жыл бұрын
2:00 is that "Attention citizen, multiple third party individuals has reported of your recent action being innapropriate" guy?
@Korraganitar6 жыл бұрын
The next time I get a chance to play dark heresy, I want to be an arbites and use the "according to x number of passages in the book of judgement" joke.to justify and random murders I decide to do.
@KadRSP4 жыл бұрын
According to Article 21489 Subsection 14 Paragraph 3-12, Impersonating a member of the Adeptus Arbites is a crime, and is punishable by 3 millennia in a penitence cell, and the reincarnation as a semi-sentient servitor. You are also subject to the attempted punishment you sought to dispense, as per Article 1015 Subsection 28 Paragraph 4. If you wish to dispute these charges, you may submit a formal request at the time of your hearing. Until such a time as your request is reviewed and a ruling in your favor is reached, you shall serve your sentence. According to Article 507 Subsection 8 Paragraph 12, a ruling against you shall result in your sentence being doubled and a 25,000,000 Throne fine shall be levied against you to compensate for the wasted time of the judges overseeing your case. We thank you for your cooperation.
@rosarioscout7982 Жыл бұрын
2:54 I was dying when he called them youngsters
@angelofthedeath2433 Жыл бұрын
Tbf Rogal exist before these old farts even made in the warp
@TheBassManBoy2 ай бұрын
When you're 10,000+ years old there aren't many people that you wouldn't consider a youngster.
@zaelheimricht49784 жыл бұрын
2:26 He is not go. He is Rogal Dorn.
@MrYogcastlover7 жыл бұрын
I have watch this episode over 4 times and I still enjoy it please keep up the good work
@housecat56897 жыл бұрын
This has definitely been the best short so far. So much energy and quick narrative progression is very present. 9/10
@Dandalore7 жыл бұрын
This was the most hilarious TTS I have seen. In stitches throughout. Fucking A+. "I AM THE LAWN!"
@ww2weaponnut6924 жыл бұрын
This video made me realize how useful the dark eldar could be to the imperium if they were just hired to be the police. They would be so good at their job there would probably only need to be one on an entire planet to get the job done
@deff_bepis6 жыл бұрын
"You may not be aware, but I am a skeleton" [ *ROGAL INTENSIFIES* ]
@dicerson99767 жыл бұрын
That was amazing, really harkens back to the original episodes, which were all just really funny ways of pointing out the imperiums flaws XD
@snowchrome5704 Жыл бұрын
"A sadness that could never be illegalized" has to be one of the best subtitles I've ever seen
@CommanderBohn7 жыл бұрын
Do you remember the time when Grimdark was fun in 40K? It was until 3rd ED.
@TheSalamander_6 жыл бұрын
You gotta admit it's lucky robot gurlyman came back first. If it had been Russ or Emperor forbid, Vulkan, the arbites would have been looking for their balls in their ears.
@Gantradies3 жыл бұрын
i think, by this point, all three would have the same response....
@somerandomschmuck2547 Жыл бұрын
This is why Gulliman was the best Primarch to come back first, anyone other than the Primarch specifically created to handle Bureaucracy and Policy would have no idea where to even start with fixing it.
@paanjaan6 ай бұрын
"Quickly Rogal ... make it illegal to make new laws" best line ever, should apply to this pre-imperium era too
@CloudColumncat4 жыл бұрын
5:07 Emperor voices actually smiling
@XFanmarX4 жыл бұрын
"I am not going to define shit, get bent, drop dead, pop a nut- FUCK. OFF." I'm still amazed at how his text-to-speech manages to have such great comedic impact.
@noone-os5pj7 ай бұрын
The immortal words of our divine emperor.
@korben6002 жыл бұрын
"Having fun is illegal in this Imperium." "This is true." So....Games Workshop's motto?
@cryothepunching-bag79174 жыл бұрын
5:12 this is so powerfull... i can't even.. I CAN'T EVEN
@theparticularist5373 Жыл бұрын
After all these years, the *"I sometimes use it as a support beam"* line still makes me laugh. I don't know if it's the line itself or Dorn sounding like this is the one time he's actually making a joke.
@yahaaa13437 жыл бұрын
I saw an ad .... well i really hope money go in your pocket and not in GW's one, you and your staff(compagnions, collegues, friends ...) truly earned it. Let this channel live long and prosper.