If The Karate Kid had hookers, bar fights, and huge bewbs | So Bad It's Good 308 - Fists of Iron

[@JasonBrant]

Not recognizing Sam Jones doesn't bother me, but I'll be forever tormented by the fact that I couldn't place Marshall Teague from Road House.

[@AlexanderPhipps]

Remember, pain don't hurt.

[@jculver1674]

FLASH! AH-AHHHH! JASON DOESN'T RECOGNIZE HIM!

[@TheNaturalPatHarris]

It’s Jimmy, Brad Westleys muscle thug

[@MrFeatheredSerpent]

I was just gonna comment about that then noticed this comment. 😂

[@rickeccles7893]

Dammit Jason, you have one job on this channel 😉😉😉

[@thea.m.p.co.467]

I don't think you could convince me that Michael Toten _isn't_ just a pseudonym Mathias Hues uses to send you copies of everything he's acted in as a clever way of self-promotion.

[@JasonBrant]

If that's the case, it worked beautifully. We're the biggest Matthias fans ever.

[@jackflash8218]

Your theory is flawed, and here's why. Toten has sent the crew items that he's crafted himself. Items that would require a fair amount of skill and knowledge to create. Now, I'm sure Matthias has all the brain power, creativity, and ingenuity necessary to make the items... but there's no way his giant, monster-titan hands can do anything other than help him bash human skulls, or make sweet love to ladies. So you see... the numbers don't lie, and for your theory, they spell disaster. 😎

[@sealdoggydog]

Michael Toten is an anagram of 'Action Helmet'. A clue no doubt.... The plot thickens....

[@CalamityCain]

@@sealdoggydog Hahaha, Action Helmet, I _love_ it! But it's more like one of those "The plot thinnens" type of situations :D

[@2112splunge]

8:07 "Big winner today" As he is handed 53 dollars... And then we cut back to early 90's David Lee Roth as the fight announcer. What a movie.

[@refinedsugar]

She's cutting out a bunch of ones and the way they talk to him is so suspect. Enhancing the idea he's not all there. Gold.

[@Blakblooded]

Going in with high expectations. "The Karate Kid with hookers, bar fights, and huge bewbs" is the tagline for potentially the greatest movie of all times.

[@JasonBrant]

Exactly!

[@CurtisDofMontana]

​@@JasonBrantJason the fight scene in the construction site was ripped off right from a Clint Eastwood movie from 1978 called Every Which Way but Loose. a lot of martial arts movies stole from that movie you guys should watch it. it has an orangutan Clint Eastwood plays a trucker that does bare-knuckle boxing for money which Lionheart stole from they actually made three of them there was actually a trilogy when you get to the third one you will see the main bad guy was in Red Dawn he played the main Russian

[@CurtisDofMontana]

@JasonBrant Okay I made a mistake it wasn't a Trilogy they made two of them Every Which Way You Can is the second one and that has the Russian from Red Dawn in it William Smith. And Dave will enjoy the orangutan is in both movies😂

[@theobserver6579]

I don't know.... "Conan, but with even more violence, tiddies, monsters, and epic music." might have it beat.

[@johnburns9634]

@@JasonBrant Jenilee Harisson (Top Billing) was in Three's Company with John Ritter.

[@Ildar_Bulatov]

Everytime I see Matthias, I think of a tall alien drug dealer saying "I come in peace" while obliterating neighborhood

[@JasonBrant]

Now you can think of him doing pro wrestling movies in a polka dot outfit.

[@noahlee9860]

Like in that movie about the alien drug dealer who says "I come in peace". I think it was called "Blow".

[@tiamat_023]

“You go in pieces” 👽💥

[@jackflash8218]

@@JasonBrant Love how he's stepped OVER the top rope in multiple movies. Proper big-man sh!t right there, brother!

[@Ildar_Bulatov]

​@@jackflash8218Yeah, like he found his niche and just went with it.

[@mgratk]

You had MC Hammer pants, I had Don Johnson Miami Vice suits. The linen pants, linen jackets, bright t-shirts. And I was not the only guy in school wearing that stuff. I actually just admitted that. haha.

[@JasonBrant]

I have a buddy who used to wear the Don Johnson suits.

[@FreejackVesa]

I had a black satin jacket with "He-Man" embroidered on the back in massive red letters. My mom got it done at a cheap tailor in Hong Kong when I was 6 in the 80s. I still have it because it's just too rad to donate. 😂

[@TLKjoe]

First time in history anyone has ever been shamed for NOT having MC Hammer pants.

[@JasonBrant]

Haha

[@johnbush5347]

That's not true, you must be too young

[@megatronjenkins2473]

20:58 Off-Cam Pam is all about Off-Cam MURDER🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JasonBrant]

She gets the blood lust.

[@jackflash8218]

Margarita Pam! 🍹

[@joelspringman523]

I would be concerned for her.

[@jculver1674]

Her villain arc continues unabated.

[@Vaporvice84]

Lives in an RV on the beach and drives a red C4 Corvette? Yeah, he's my hero too.

[@JasonBrant]

It's the lifestyle Brian dreams about.

[@henrygvidonas9573]

And no bills in the mail, because his fake mailbox in the sand doesn't get served by the Postal Service. He's not paying for anything ever, yay! Wait, what do you mean, "that's not how that works..."?

[@curtisharrison424]

C3 Corvette. The C4 started in '83.

[@draknor7730]

He can have a dead guy sitting right outside his makeshift house without anyone noticing also. 80s must of be wild...oh nm, I hear it now...

[@FreejackVesa]

That's pretty much how Jim Rockford from the Rockford files lived. Actually I think this movie has inspiration from Rockford Files, now that I'm thinking about it

[@stevethepirate8907]

Jenilee Harrison was on Three's Company for a season or two.

[@headspace8338]

Thought she looked familiar

[@juicyfruit6311]

Glad you called out Chrissy's cousin, Cindy Snow. She was the shortest lived of the roommates.

[@Timelord007]

Blimey Jason not recognising Flash Gordon & Jimmy from Roadhouse what's going on your usually on point? It's ok we'll just chalk it down to what we say in England as a senior moment 😂 Hilarious reactions, I love this channel & Matthias Hues is a B movie legend & did play a good guy in a Mark Dacascos action flick Ultimate Justice: Hard To Kill.

[@Marcel_Wendigo]

Hell yeah, a movie with our boy Matthias, can wait to watch!

[@JasonBrant]

His legend grows.

[@MrHalohunter24]

Jason was right in the last episode. There really are a ton of actors who made solid careers making these B movies, the Alien Private Eye dude being yet another example.

[@yemalad1.]

I noticed Road House guy right away but don't beat yourself up Jason, it can't be easy storing thousands of B movie actors in your head 🤣🤣🤣

[@mariescott]

So Michael Worth, the hero, earned a black belt in Tang Soo Do Karate under former Chuck Norris master Joey Escobar and trained in Escrima and Jeet Kune Do under former Bruce Lee student Dan Inosanto. He also worked as a martial arts trainer for George Lazenby. He was also one of the front-runners for the role of Robin in Batman Forever.

[@OLD_MAN_MURRAY]

Where I grew up, our town legit had a carboard factory (my dad worked there) a textile factory (my aunt worked there) a fish & seafood factory (I worked there) and a petro-chemical factory! We always joked how that industrial area would have been perfect for some cheap action movie. The town over had a meat packing plant, an ironworks AND an abandoned mine! 😂

[@gregoriousviews]

Hell yeah...not a better way to close out your work day than to watch a new SBIG on company time!

[@JasonBrant]

Haha, beautiful.

[@markgrehan3726]

21:51 Brian's childhood was him in hand-me-down shorts? the poor bastard, I now understand his villain arc.

[@jackflash8218]

I forget which video it is, but there's definitely one where Brian drops a line that implies that he's very familiar with padded rooms. Make of that what you will.

[@christopherwebb3517]

10:40 - The first movie we see you in, that's now who you are. I'm going to go watch The Godfather and say, "Hey! It's Jack & Jill!"

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@Vaporvice84]

The "Zangief" Mohawk looking guy was in Bloodsport 2 and he fought Jason Statham in the first Transporter (he was the big bald guy Da 'Staff fights in the bus station).

[@JasonBrant]

Was he? Didn't recognize him.

[@CaptainMauser]

@@JasonBrant Bloodsport 3

[@exidy-yt]

Your guys commentary just fuggin' slew me today, don't know why exactly but I giggled my arse off the entire time. This was what SBIG is all about. Great choice and great work.

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks, bud!

[@skullkrusher4078]

"Is it Mattias?" Dirty Liu Kang shows up "Yup. There's Mattias!" 😂

[@mikesheehan4470]

This was tailored to you three. Beers for Dave, car parts for Brian, and obscure actors in bad shirts for Jason

[@deeprivercanada]

That blonde chick playing Julie is Jenilee Harrison from Three’s Company. She replaced Suzanne Summers for two seasons. Cameos on Fantasy Island barely covered her coke dealer bill.

[@FreejackVesa]

Fantasy Island was a wild concept, in retrospect. For those that haven't seen it, you go to an island where a mysterious man (Star Treks Khan) and a little person make your every fantasy come true, often with a little life lesson attached. It was a strange show

[@antonydrossos5719]

I knew that was her!

[@SGTDave]

AKA the middle child of Three's Company blondes.

[@BERNI_ROSSI]

6:19 bro sporting a Gordon Gartrell (sic) exclusive I see. 🤣 Give yourself a “no prize”if you all recognize THAT name. 😂

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

"That's a lot of fire" is the most astute observation in the history of KZbin.

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks. I'm a true master of the game.

[@michaelbirch5270]

the colorful shirt Alien Detective was wearing looks like the same one Bernie Mac wore during his now legendary set on Def Comedy Jam. "You don't understand... I ain't scared of you motherf***ers". RIP Bernie Mac.

[@JasonBrant]

Haha 🤣

[@jackflash8218]

@@JasonBrant In my head, I see you with the same bewildered look on your face that you have when the crew starts talking about rap. 😆😂😂

[@leedesigner1977]

'Simple Jack' and 'inbread' ...Dave is totally on form!! 🤣🤣

[@benfrombelow]

The big customer that gets knocked out at the beginning was the "final boss" of Bloodsport 3

[@JasonBrant]

No kidding?

[@markula_4040]

Having gone to high school in the early 90's in LA I can safely say NO, we did not all want to be MC Hammer and wear parachute pants. Actually none of us did. We all wanted to be gangsters with our puffy Raiders Starter jackets and sagging our baggy jeans.

[@MrMo-kk4xr]

Today you were rollin 🤣 Had to laugh so much ... Thanks Guys, good one!

[@Ildar_Bulatov]

Karate Tiger 8 ?! So we have to watch all 7 previous parts to understand the story? 😂

[@JasonBrant]

But of course.

[@kingleech16]

There’s a story?

[@GrayFlannelSuit]

Or just read the novels.

[@waynesmiley2207]

"Dad, why is the toilet bowl pink?" lol

[@7woundsfist]

This movie is full of former full contact fighters. I think I saw this as enter the shootfighter.

[@7woundsfist]

Also, the "bad guy?" is the dude from Roadhouse that Patrick Swazye ripped his throat out.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

11am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!! Another one I don't know, but I'm always down!!! ON WIT DA FUN

[@JasonBrant]

This one is a blast!

[@joelspringman523]

You take LSD in the morning??

[@Ildar_Bulatov]

9:47 Matthias approaching like "You...will be next!"

[@JasonBrant]

💯

[@Ildar_Bulatov]

@@JasonBrant Shang Tsung'd his friend

[@joelspringman523]

Why was he squeaking while he walked after he demolished that guy?

[@BrownCornelius000]

I think Dirty Liu Kang was also in LA Wars. He's one of the bad guys early in the movie where the bar is getting held up by two guys. I think he may be the guy with the shotgun, he also reappears as a different bad guy later in the movie wearing a bandana.

[@JasonBrant]

Was he?

[@BrownCornelius000]

​@JasonBrant I did some digging around on IMDB, you may want to make a correction. Dirty Liu Kang is Randall Shiro Ideishi, and yeah he played two different characters in LA Wars. However the clip you cut to and annotated in this vid is of Lelagi Togisala (Butch Tonisala), i.e. the guy with the ponytail who kind of looks like Ice-T.

[@jackflash8218]

Oh sh!t... I just rewatched that. You might be right!

[@sacredf8]

@BrownCornelius000 Yeah, I've been also making comments about this too! Sai guy is the samoan martial artist and stuntman Lelagi "Butch" Togisala. Jason has been calling him Randall Ideishi twice in a row 😭

[@stonecoldku4161]

23:18 "This guy's hairline is epic. Hanging on for dear life." He's got a bet against Hulk Hogan.

[@tussk.]

I had to sit through this one and a half times at a b movie film festival because the curator didn't know there were multiple titles. It took a while for anybody to notice.

[@JasonBrant]

Really? That's hilarious.

[@tussk.]

​@@JasonBrant the fest was held over 2 days. 2 movies, a break and so on. this was shown early on day one, then again on day 2 in the evening. everybody thought it was its own sequel, with an overlong recap sequence.

[@JaredLitherland]

Has Matthias ever played the good guy in a movie? If so, you guys should invite him into the SBIG theater to watch it with the crew.

[@JasonBrant]

If he has, we haven't seen it yet. I have a movie set aside in case I get the chance to record with him again.

[@BeamRider100]

17:36 If he was wearing polka dot pants and in the cardboard box factory, he's nearly graduated in 80s power moves at that point.

[@stonecoldku4161]

24:22 "She's undefiled." "Her middle name is Hymen." She didn't lose her virginity. She just misplaced it.

[@weezypeezy20]

When he walked out of the trailer to find his buddy after the fight and the camera switches to pictures one of those pictures was just himself looking at the camera. That made me chuckle! Why on earth if that was me would I be looking at pictures of my kids and one just of myself lol. Hilarious!

[@epicdave161]

Been looking forward all day for the new video to be uploaded

[@JasonBrant]

Hope you dig it.

[@Humongous420]

5:07 Now we know why Dave drinks so much 😂 The secret is out

[@HammerMarc1895]

Are we allowed to send beer from Germany to the States? I mean customs wise? If so, I'd have a few bottles for you to sample. On that note, a little beer joke - A guy from Cologne from Düsseldorf and a Bavarian walk into a bar. The Cologne guy orders a Kölsch, the Düsseldorfer a Alt beer and the Bavarian a Coke Zero, after being questioned he says "If you guys don't drink beer, neither am I" :D :D

[@JasonBrant]

I have no clue what you're allowed to send.

[@joelspringman523]

Real beer is made in Bavaria. All other German beers are Scheisse.

[@joelspringman523]

"Bitte, ein Bit"? Nein, Danke. German beer is made in Bavaria. All else is Scheisse.

[@this_is_who_we_are]

As a Bavarian I second this joke 😂

[@joelspringman523]

@@this_is_who_we_are To Bavarians, American beer is a joke.

[@AsphaltMan11]

The most bad ass cane work I've seen, well worth the wait. SBIG

[@jasonedwards1823]

I love that they actually hung out with Matthias.

[@patrickobrien3342]

Poor Dave about to do a spit take there at one point 😂😂

[@Jude30]

That dude’s skullet was AMAZING!

[@joelspringman523]

The guy who catches his fist in his hand is later in the scene whincing in pain, and in the next scene is wearing a cast.

[@ghostsquirrel8739]

You guys were really on a roll on this one. When you all called out the Geico caveman guy you reacted to him at the same time and in the same way I did. 💀

[@skullleaderv1160]

We're having a better time than actually watching these movies and getting the cliffs notes. Nicely edited. Tks!

[@dookieshoes141]

As a Carl, I've been laughing at colostomy Carl for 20 mins

[@chadwickerman]

I think you need to get a new tattoo in commemoration to colostomy Carl.

[@dookieshoes141]

@@chadwickerman infinite design ideas

[@epic80s-actionmovies]

my favorite Bad Boys that are soooo good .... Yeahhhhhh another movie, another German Beer.... I am super jealous!! CANNOT WAIT TO SEE IT.... Hugs and merciless beatings from your Bro Matthias Hues

[@bal5884]

This episode had me in tears 😅

[@a1f13a]

It's nice of the bad guys to put a warning light on the bomb

[@robbieracer3294]

Im thinking that 'simple jack" character was a relative of the producer or director...."hey bud, you wanna be in our next movie"? "Yay"!!!!

[@thelightwielder]

This dude looks like the love child of Vanilla Ice and Luke Perry.

[@jackflash8218]

First thing i thought when i saw him... "oh sh!t, homeboy looks like Vanilla Ice!" Jason probably started getting PPTPTSD flashbacks to "Cool As Ice". 😆😂😆😂

[@JasonBrant]

Word to your mother.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

@@jackflash8218 Jason hid how much he loves Vanilla Ice in that review. When he first met Erin, she was dating someone else. He told her to "Ditch that zero and get with the hero." The rest is history.

[@antonydrossos5719]

15:34 When was this movie made? Isn't that the actress that played "Terri" in "3's Company" (the actress that replaced Suzanne Sommers)?

[@RobertDonnyJr-c4e]

Looking forward to this!! I hope it’s an absolute shambles

[@JasonBrant]

It's really entertaining.

[@BeamRider100]

18:53 we need a compilation of 80s "karate" moves, there's the catching the fist, then the pivot and snap the arm. There's the grab the leg, but then you somersault and kick with the other leg. There's the old cowboy throw with the foot in the belt buckle and fall backwards, then flip them behind you. The list of moves are so long, only you guys in combination with Erik Paulson could pull it off. Of course Chuck knows it all off by heart.

[@dougmhd2006]

14:40 "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Hey...someone had to do it. I figured it might as well be me.😊 I'll see myself out now.

[@ExplosiveNotes]

Indeed someone had to. I would if you wouldn't have been faster. ;)

[@steveclark9280]

Great episode Jason. I enjoy all your episodes but this one had me laughing almost non stop :)

[@jongroskin729]

German beers would also be appropriate for a Uwe Boll flick, but you'd have to up your intake by 300%. That's a cakewalk for Dave.

[@JasonBrant]

LOL, is Uwe more German than Matthias?

[@jongroskin729]

@@JasonBrant Let's put 'em in the ring and they can fight for the title.

[@jackflash8218]

@@jongroskin729 50 bucks on Uwe. Always bet on crazy. 🙃😆

[@JonnyEnglishBOTL]

You guys missed Sam Jones (flash gordon) in the bar scene

[@megatronjenkins2473]

6:39 By the power of Greyskull, THAT HAIR!!!!

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@Shaoz049]

7:59 got some High Rollers Here! *Counting a bunch of 50s and 1s*

[@Vostok7]

I was a sheltered homeschooled kid who lived in a rural area in the '90s and even *I* had MC Hammer pants 🤣🤣

[@maxtew6521]

Ditto. Deep South 90's kid with a bowl cut, braces, and fun pants. I assumed everyone had them. Where was Brian, in an Amish community or something?

[@Surgicalization]

Brain laughing at Dave's jokes is my favorite 😂

[@cz8024]

I love how the main character was trying to look like Jason Priestly from 90210.

[@Thewingkongexchange]

I'm pleased that Billy Bob finally made it and is hanging out with the high rollers.

[@erniepowell5754]

Y'all were in top comedy form today, especially OCP.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

20:01 well, duh, it's the best actor🤣🤣🤣

[@JasonBrant]

Haha

[@darkzer0670]

"He was like Simple Jack." Well of course because he muh-muh-makes me happy 😂

[@FreejackVesa]

I loved how people considered Simple Jack to be the most offensive thing in that movie.

[@Did_you_say_Abe_Lincoln]

Ok, you using Erin's head as a cover for nudity and it being so low on the screen that you just see her eyes, is HISTERICAL 😂😂

[@psychotictactoe]

"Wanna smoke with the old boy Rick James?"

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@juicyfruit6311]

22:53 That's a reverse neckbreaker not a face crusher. In the WWF, it was performed by Ravishing Rick Rude and known as the "Rude Awakening."

[@Hero-hs4gt]

Definitely needed this today.

[@mynamejosh5536]

"Dad, why's the toilet bowl pink?" 😂😂😂

[@mikeneri2752]

You guys need to see Michael Worth other film (his best imo) US Seals 2 The Ultimate Force. It's made for your show, great action & stunts, a ridiculous premise & over the top performance by the villain. Trust me, you can't go wrong with this film, it's has a lost Cannon film feel to it

[@TheTroutmaster421]

I like the new intro and how you show the cases

[@BeamRider100]

7:44 You'd have to get Shinigami and Pappas from Streetbeefs in the line up, they already kinda crazy.

[@davidfausel9029]

The old bean factory!! (this movie is hilarious - with the deep cast for a movie of this level, the budget was definitely spent on Mathias, Marshall Teague, and San Jones, Because the hero, the female lead and the rest were garbage lol. Fun as hell watch though!)

[@kmikaele9408]

Those "uniforms" are really Rex Kwan Do-esque.

[@quinkelly1441]

the only thing this movie was missing was some beasts and maybe some iron gauntlets so we can have some true iron fists but this movie was a touchdown

[@funandyvideos]

That description is on tier with "Have a Coke and a Smile" at convincing me I'm about to have a good time.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

22:10 i got to see MC Hammer in concert when I was a kid!!! The Hammer II Legit World Tour, feat. Boyz II Men and TLC!!! TLC didn't perform, some mooseknuckle left their equipment in Hawaii.

[@JasonBrant]

How was Hammer live?

[@megatronjenkins2473]

29:02 Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!

[@brianmihalic3869]

Great video! All of your t-shirts are awesome!👍🏻🍺

[@carlklaus8580]

You guys went in hard on this one.

[@chrisidoo]

Heck yeah, the Moviengers.. Movengers.. assembled!

[@JasonBrant]

That might need some work 🤣

[@chrisidoo]

@@JasonBrant Hues' Hoes? Sorry, I couldn't help it. 🤣

[@this_is_who_we_are]

I appreciate the KINGPIN-shirt. Oh, and Matthias rules...🤘🏻

[@BeamRider100]

21:47 I used to love those kinda pants. If you saw another dude up the street with them on, you can give a Fonzie "ehhhh" at each other.

[@richardnance2862]

The size difference in that last fight was bananas. Like watching a little boy fight Thor.

[@kraven4444]

I think one of the bad guys with short hair and grey suit was the bad guy in roadhouse that Patrick fights and unalives near the end.

[@jamesbeverley171]

This is every British wedding I have ever been to...

[@robbieracer3294]

Man, so many recognizable faces in this...awesome!

[@piratedoggames1332]

Dave's excitement when Matthias took his shirt off is a bit concerning. :)

[@chuck.u.farley]

34:00 Brian saw at least the first 'Karate Tiger', since that was the title 'No Retreat - No Surrender' was distributed in germany. After that they put the title 'Karate 'Tiger' on any random martial arts flic. But they're not connected at all. Greetings from another Matthias in germany.