If the NFL Was Scripted: Free Agency

[@matthewstevens9723]

"Don't forget the comma." Spoken like a former teacher 😂

[@SkunkApe407]

I'm willing to bet that Dallas fans are intentionally omitting the comma, and for good reason.😂

[@ashleighelizabeth5916]

@@SkunkApe407 I was just about to say without the comma works too. No lube even!

[@SkunkApe407]

@@ashleighelizabeth5916 Jerry wants some glory hole!🤣

[@이혜숙-l3f]

"Don't forget the comma...or it may end up a colon!

[@outsideropinion6561]

That's comedy gold

[@radpanda25x44]

The Strouds better not blow up my house after their free agency 💀

[@radpanda25x44]

Update: They did not 😅

[@ColeridgeProd.]

Don’t worry, we will😊

[@Helldiver_M1]

Enjoy the upcoming end season collapse strouds. Glitter kitties will go meow

[@mysteriousviper8]

​@@radpanda25x44 Yet...

[@americantiger5041]

As long as you let us go to the championship game

[@ZalymBiscayn]

"So say the Strouds." --Needs to be on a T-Shirt

[@timothydrummond3097]

This is the way

[@mattryan7124]

So let it be said, so let it be done.

[@keithunderwood8803]

Yes

[@davidlaush180]

"So say we all!" ~Strouds, probably

[@warlordofbritannia]

“Our name is Legion, for we are many.”

[@M_JW]

Little did we know that this was an unintentional case of foreshadowing

[@zacharybennett1663]

I was just thinking that!

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

The lore is so deep 😂

[@ActualKingofSingles]

Or was it…intended?!?!

[@LucasKreider]

Facts

[@kangZ_94]

“We’re onto reconstruction” banger throwaway line 😂😂😂

[@kurtwicklund8901]

Yes very cuts two ways.

[@christopherconard2831]

Reconstruction, like rebuilding. Like the rebuilding year the Bears had in 2001, and 2002, 2003, 2004,........

[@Mastrivy]

​@@christopherconard2831like a reference to US historyn the thing Tom taught. Civil war then reconstruction after it ended

[@Artiegus]

Goated

[@Hiccuple]

Best line. I'm still laughing and cracking up at that one.

[@marlisegillett5513]

*mumble mumble*Chiefs get a wide receiver*mumble mumble* 🤣

[@keithjohnson7893]

Here’s for hoping Hollywood remembers the Ratbird sleeper code like Flacco did

[@pebble100c]

Some unknown talent, LOL! I thought the scriptwriter was a Chiefs fan 😅.

[@Deltasquad382943]

@@pebble100cMahomes gonna find a way to turn him into a great receiver somehow, I’m betting my life savings on this

[@mizzoumade7508]

Kc will be fine. 3peat

[@voss9842]

Got him on a 1-year. I think they’re gonna get the best football Hollywood’s got.

[@PropagandaInc.-te7yv]

"I'm tired, boss." -Panthers fans watching Tepper trade everything they hold dear away

[@pbmpharmacist]

Get ready to watch Dionte Johnson run backwards

[@ShadowSoccerAddict]

“Well that’s just too damn bad!!”

[@psyburn21]

Yeah, not this Panthers fan. Loving the off-season so far.

[@alext5340]

@@ShadowSoccerAddict you beat me too it.

[@AveryA-vn8qk]

How!? I'm a falcons fan and i feel bad for ya'll. Losing Burns for a pack of peanuts and a late round pick! Getting Dionate Johnson?@@psyburn21

[@ChadHennegoat1015]

Bro if the Texans end up winning the SB it's going to be the most hilarious shit ever because of this series

[@gohawks3571]

The scriptwriter is real!😱😂

[@ryanney4762]

No, it’s gonna be funny if Stroud would get hurt, or if they would miss a playoffs. Remember what he said back doing individual round script,wrighter

[@sancho1496]

superbowl review video of a matchup between strouds x packers in wich the strouds end up losing to Jordan Love would be awesome

[@dusk112]

It would be funny if the Texans regressed since it would mean Scriptwriter punishes the Strouds for pushing him too far

[@mizzoumade7508]

They'd have to make it past kc. They don't have nearly enough talent on that roster to make up for the coach/qb disparity alone. Let alone the rest of the roster. Too one-sided across the board unless mahomes goes down

[@JSZ0729]

The strouds being the scriptwriter had me in lols

[@Mr.X2188]

"All in, my a**" I wish I was half as strong as that comma.

[@ashleighwillis8564]

Made me laugh 😅😅

[@johnbox271]

I kind of wonder if Jerry Jones didn't forget the comma when it come to Cowboy fans.

[@gohawks3571]

If that comma was a person, he needs to be in the O line🤣

[@ashleighwillis8564]

Comma for President.

[@ChaossX77]

Thank you for censoring ass.

[@minhduong1484]

Don't forget a comma. 😜. For those that don't know. Skip Bayless posted on Twitter: "All in, my ass" to which Rich Eisen responded, "I thank the comma for its service."

[@MichaelJW72]

There’s nothing to be added to that.

[@AzureRaven2]

Holy shit I didn't know Rich did that, he's the best lol

[@grbmajor6645]

Thank you. I didn't get that. Whew!!!

[@outsideropinion6561]

Good work Mr eisen

[@taari1]

Rich Eisen is just one of us.

[@thomasboaz9950]

"Back to the screaming street " 😂😂

[@3AHoles]

I love that the Eagles got Barkley by just saying it.

[@jefftezos]

I didnt catch that at first 😂

[@mattcohn7882]

He's not the same after the ACL is injury..but he is still effective

[@animationstation1005]

Just sucks it costed losing Reddick...

[@3AHoles]

@@animationstation1005 Nah we lost Reddick because Reddick wanted a ton more than the Eagles wanted to pay. So they moved on. I would have kept him for this year but maybe it seemed like he was going to be a pain for them.

[@CheneNri]

*coughs* “Chiefs get a wide receiver” I see the scriptwriter has already placed a bet on the Chiefs’ 3peat

[@stillatwork]

If the chiefs win again, this will be the first scene of the flashback of how he planned it all from the beginning.

[@spidamitchell8311]

They had rice and kelce while not great is better than what some other teams have and Mahomes gets paid as much as he does to be able to play well despite not having elite players (Herbert and Kyler and other can’t justify their contract same with hurts who underperformed with elite players which is why he shouldn’t have been paid)

[@DCReal93]

I’m dead he said don’t forget a comma 💀😂 @Tom Grossi thank you for making me laugh today

[@edwardrhoads7283]

I think the cowboys forgot the comma...

[@ruthjohnson4380]

I desperately needed a laugh today. That was hilarious. 😂

[@cryptic2040]

That comma holds the weight of two continents

[@michaelplantarich3375]

The Strouds hijacking the writer role was the best possible way that could've started 🤣🤣🤣

[@jenniferwood3643]

I laughed extra hard when you snapped your fingers at “He’s a Jet”. ‘When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way…’

[@andrewpalmer1873]

😂😂😂

[@mag1ckyle799]

Aaron Rodgers would like a word with you

[@jenniferwood3643]

@@mag1ckyle799 he just needs to work on his show tunes. How is he at harmonizing?

[@mag1ckyle799]

@@jenniferwood3643 Him and RFK Jr. make a good duo I hear. RFK is the baritone while Aaron Rodgers hits the high notes.

[@jenniferwood3643]

@@mag1ckyle799 😆 😆

[@D_Trade]

"So say the Strouds" 😂😂😂

[@josh678595]

I like how he had to sneak "the Chiefs get a wide receiver" by them so they didn't freak out

[@ForsakenWar]

😅👍

[@berlyn3014]

"Don't forget a comma." hahahaha that got me good. I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

[@spidamitchell8311]

That was funny and it took a second lol

[@three-moons6036]

As a Steelers fan “Idk what’s happening but I think I like it” is pretty accurate.

[@peteryoung2325]

My dad and I both agreed we were neutral on the next season a week ago. Now we're excited to see how things go.

[@lagiax9668]

It’s a nice change of pace to see things actually happening

[@midnightrose124]

"He's a Jet" *snap snap* LMAO... 😂

[@JNB0723]

Miami gotta switch to sharks over dolphins so the Jets vs Sharks rivalry can begin.

[@brendonbuffaloe8830]

What are the snaps referencing? I didn’t catch that part

[@phile5437]

🎵Tonight, the Jets are gonna have their way.🎵

[@phile5437]

West side story​@@brendonbuffaloe8830

[@JNB0723]

@@brendonbuffaloe8830 West Side Story

[@lyndon4010]

It always amazes me how good these are.... like i've been a fan for years and all, but the "if the NFL was scripted" series is freakin frackin genius

[@avnn.1851]

So you don’t like the “if the nfl was scripted” series? I think you need a comma after “all” lolol

[@lyndon4010]

​@@avnn.1851 thank you grammar police. Forgive my infraction.

[@Nightenstaff]

The Green Bay cry should have continued on for the remainder of the skit =)

[@phoenixDARKprince]

As a Bears fan, I approve this message.

[@jasonj3752]

@@phoenixDARKprince This Vikings Fan also approves of this message

[@siaroche8016]

As a Lions fan I also approve this message

[@Dr.Spatula]

As someone who lives in the Midwest and refuses to be a fan of the north, I also approve of this message

[@nuhuh4564]

I... hate... all of you (Packer's fan)

[@psychomachia]

I didn't think this could get any better - and then I watched the Vikings take on the Texans. Now it's just sublime.

[@mkadoza]

That Bears Civil War to Reconstruction joke..... *Chefs Kiss* Your social studies teacher is showing =)

[@auglesher4115]

Panning back to the hopeful Cowboys fan every now and then just to tell them at the end that Jerry did nothing was so entertaining 😂

[@Wico90YT]

Worlds most powerful comma All in, my ass

[@Shawnvapor-un8dk]

This is about to be a good one

[@Jack22024]

I will now forever refer to the Titans as Tits

[@patrickvolk7031]

Myron Cope in Pittsburgh called them the Tennessee Tuxedos. If you remember early 70's Hanna-Barbera. Yes the tits have been out for a while.

[@edrew9975]

Us Jags fans have been calling them that for years 😂

[@TheShinyFeraligatr]

I mean, Bud Adams absolutely was one.

[@OmegaReconGaming]

Just like the bengals are the bungles.

[@MaXiMoS54]

I usually called them the titties

[@Hotarg]

The script meetings are easily some of the best NFL content on here.

[@x_Laki_x]

Strouds Pastor: “So say the Strouds” Strouds fans: “And may the Stroud be with you”

[@brentaughe7539]

Live Strouds and Prosper Resisting the Strouds is Futile Danger Strouds Danger Let’s make sure history never forget the name, Strouds

[@SonicSlicer]

I liken the Strouds to the Borg: We are the Strouds, we will add your offensive and defensive distinctiveness to our own. Your fanbases will adapt to service us, resistance is futile.

[@ElizabethRMarquardt]

​@@SonicSlicer😂

[@paulstroud9686]

Glory To Stroudonia!

[@joshreichardt2485]

Given what is happening in this season of script writer this was prophetic. NO MOON NO MOON NO MOON STOUD STROUD STROUD STROUD

[@jml5100]

"Don't forget a comma" !!!😂😂 Had to stifle my laughing to keep from waking up the kids

[@Conno2429]

No way the lore started here 💀

[@NN010]

Oh gods, it really did… 💀

[@empirejeff]

The Stouds started in week four.

[@areader8303]

Jerry Jones forgot the comma and just went with the semicolon

[@debbaedke3170]

Love the Strouds-Scriptwriter creating chaos as only they can! 😂

[@terryschiller2625]

All in my AZZ! Don't forget the comma! World class!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johns9652]

Cowboys; All in my arse! Scriptwriter, Don't forget the comma! LMAO!

[@Foley02]

I like a lot of your jokes... but "Don't forget a comma!" Is your best. 🤣

[@db212006]

It's not his. It's from Skip Bayless.

[@Foley02]

@@db212006 No, it's not. I refuse to like anything Skip Bayless says. And yes, I did look it up... but I can't enjoy something Skip Bayless says. That's rule number 1. So, he didn't say it! 😆

[@16bitSteven]

@@db212006actually the pointing out of the comma was Rich Eisen commenting on a Skip Bayless post. Rich Eisen made that joke, not Skip.

[@ejd53]

"Back to the screaming street": As a Titans fan, I still love it. Can't wait for the draft, and I really don't care about the draft. 🤣🤣🤣

[@frankielasvegas5756]

Except the Packers were there first.

[@williamwinner4234]

"Didn't forget a comma"!!!? 😂😂😂😂

[@OmegaReconGaming]

I love this series. It perfectly describes the NFL. Chaos. Just pure chaos.

[@ocularzombie6679]

A soul for a soul... or in this case, a King for a Queen.

[@landmaster117]

I think the Script Writer addition to your content was ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC AND INCREDIBLE

[@zekethebassman]

I like that the "Screaming Street" is a new recurring bit. I do miss the Toaster Bath bit though...

[@JT-ii9qn]

Go Chiefs!!! Poor Cowboys. Nice Skip call out.

[@VikingHawk125]

Your Vikings reactions were exactly what my mom's side of the family were going through. Your Packers reactions were what my dad's side felt. Every day for the last week is just an entire family bullying each other while my weirdo Lions fan of a brother fueling the fire for both sides.

[@ljec1991]

“Cowboys, you lose Vander Esch to medical retirement.” In all serious, that really sucks. Best of luck to him.

[@debbaedke3170]

The Cowboy's face at the end when they don't make ANY moves is the most hilarious part of this! 😂

[@jasonbrad3194]

This is amazing! Strouds is your greatest bit ever! Love it so much!!

[@tkurz3071]

Everyone working to improve their offense this offseason, except the Cowboys...and the Lions are building their wall of defense. Its going to be a fun year.

[@JBG1968]

Steelers doin both

[@josephpayton7522]

Walls crumble

[@tauken83]

I thought the seahawks had a bad free agency... then i look at the cowboys.

[@independentaquaman7424]

*Detroit Lions* : MUAHAHAHAHA!!! 😈

[@josephpayton7522]

@@independentaquaman7424 Packers cut their best running back and have 6 high tier wrs. The Bears go get Keenan Allen, and the Vikings have Justin Jefferson. Meanwhile the Detroit Lions are selling out to stop the run. Lol. Maybe try having a competent safety back there. Might help you make up for all the wasted resources on the run WALL. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kangaroo-Bob]

I hope there's a part 2 to this. Free agency for the dolphins was wild

[@johnharlan2310]

I got to say this is one of my favorite short skits😂😂😂 thank you, and I can't wait to see draft one or any other for that matter😂😂😂

[@ironyusedincorrectly]

I like to think after the meeting Washington shows up and the writer just hands off a pile of papers: "Here, you sign everybody. Have fun."

[@EnderProds]

The foreshadowing is crazy

[@griffins750]

Fantastic! Loved the reconstruction joke! 😂

[@mikedelvalle931]

I love the snapping after Jet. Nice reference.

[@tysonmaddox1090]

Thank you strouds for creating enough chaos for us to get saquan🙏🏾

[@itsczyn]

The "dont forget a comma" while quoting skip at the end with the cowboys fan was the icing on the cake for this video 😂😂

[@MontanaXgaming]

Hey Tom another banger video sorry haven’t been able to watch you and your streams in a while will make sure to get caught up lol

[@mariojimenez227]

Sneaking in the chiefs gettinga wr was funny, like it isn't a big deal lol

[@JoseLopez-oz5tn]

Probably my favorite script so far

[@TheJunmengo]

The Cats behind him: Who are you talking to youre weirdo

[@CampbellK6719]

Josh Jacob and Aaron Jones we have the best backfield in the league, we are going to the Super… Aaron Jones is going to the Vikings. NOOOOOO!!! 🤣😂

[@kimk3601]

I had to wait all day to watch this, and it was SO WORTH THE WAIT

[@mbrown5494]

Awesome stuff! Very funny. You and Perna rock together as well!

[@niwaar]

lol... uou almost murdered me i choked laughing so hard on the "dont forget a comma" line.

[@hand_and_justin_entertainment]

Thank you, script writer, for making me lose hope in the Chargers season before it even began.

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

As a Bears fan, thanks for Keenan Allen.

[@donnacochran3335]

GOSH!!! I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL!! BEST ENTERTAINMENT EVER 😂😂

[@hiddentrack1701]

"Don't forget a comma" is the funniest thing I've heard in ages.

[@ChiakiNanami736]

"On to Reconstruction!" I see what you did there…

[@vikingmonkey6391]

Loving the screaming street

[@DarkcIoud1111.]

I thought the Script Writer was going to say he lost the page with all the things the Cowboys were going to do; then at the very end find it, but decide it's too late now.

[@LeiasStandIn]

Glossed over that Chiefs signing I see 🤣

[@Dr.Spatula]

It's only Hollywood brown. Honestly, not with making a big deal over

[@SycoticForeverNeverAF]

@@Dr.SpatulaYou poor sweet summer child. When will you learn to stop doubting the chiefs lmao. They just won the sb with a bottom 5 wr corpes and no deep threat. Brown is the best wr mahomes has had since tyreek left lmao

[@Dr.Spatula]

@@SycoticForeverNeverAF You throating them so hard the air must not be getting to your brain. I said fuck all about how well they will perform and Brown is no better than Juju. That's why it's not worth making a big deal out of. Kelce will still be WR1

[@nickrowe4584]

@@Dr.Spatula Rice will be WR1

[@KingSingh759]

LMFAOOO! Bro is the most deserving fan of the year. These videos bring us all together irregardless of fan base with so much laughter every time!

[@Eddieavina123]

Love your video Tom and keep up the great work you are awesome

[@itaboi309]

As a cowboys fan for 15+ years.... we went all in this time. I will laugh to hide my pain

[@rokumaygo7134]

Lamar Jackson and Dereck Henry on the same team….I feel a disturbance in the force…we all should be afraid, very afraid.

[@TheBandit025Nova]

More like Return of the Jedi because Roger Goodell needs to stop making Chiefs win we know Goodell was kissing Lamar Hunt’s butt back in the day

[@cstains5543]

Until one or both go down to injury. It's the Ravens way!

[@wawalan1]

Except for the Chiefs.

[@CoreyPoulin-u4n]

Gonna need to finish off the full roster before considering 2 elite RBs a winning strategy

[@AspirantVeeVee]

don't get your hopes up, Lamar is getting traded to the steelers for a 3rd🤣

[@bentaylor5244]

Best. Saga. Ever! I hope it never ends!

[@nathanos42]

0:47 this is especially ironic after they traded for Stefon Diggs

[@jakechecolinski5929]

I hope this works out. With him being wide receiver one that means Collins isn't going to be guarded by the elite cornerbacks.. which means he's going to be open more. Someone CJ throws to him, I hope Stefan doesn't become a diva

[@Magswap]

I LOVE how this is continuing in the off-season 😂

[@amkelly81]

Aaron Jones 😭 Still feeling that scream in my heart 😭

[@hickie41389]

Back here after the stefon diggs trade and now "We make all the deals and they are all good" is definitely looking like the strouds are writing the script.

[@juturna-2931]

Another banger, good shi Grossi 👌🏼

[@broadstreetbullies849]

We got both Scooter and Grossi to say Fly Eagles Fly

[@rowdyharger2799]

Damn dude you've come along way. I think your script skits one of your best. SKOL

[@scottcarter8864]

Welcome back, Scriptwriter. We missed you.

[@Shawnvapor-un8dk]

I miss him too

[@CinciHawks]

Sand

[@theoneandonlymasterjosh2912]

Actually it’s the strouds They took over being the script writer

[@mudman619]

Free agency skit by Tom? "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."

[@sleepymonkey6752]

Foreshadowing

[@christopherconard2831]

With the chaos of the trade season I expected Script Writer to be behind a screen like an evil DM. Just rolling dice, checking a table, and announcing who goes where and for how much.

[@SteelersFan1969]

Nice civil war reference with the reconstruction line lmao

[@haysoncw]

As always comedy gold from ya Tom.

[@whitetailhuntress979]

Slightly disappointed there wasn’t a bills fan sobbing in the corner about the cap.

[@Blake_Laisure]

Tom your content has truly made my year better. Sincerely thank you

[@pbmpharmacist]

I hope this features Omar the Khan-Artist

[@Ayay01]

Tom´s Cat ..Great he is talking to himself again ..could have chosen the old lady next door but nooooo i chose the crazy man that now started to sleep in the street :)

[@tlrush2]

One of the best yet!! My robe!?!

[@odinihlen9448]

bye jones :( you will not be forgotten thank you. and I hope you will soon return