If The Other Party Wins

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[@kademcarthur5362]

Has anyone else noticed that in both scenarios, the US loses some territory.

[@oscarpine7145]

well California is super blue and no one wants Florida because Florida man

[@admiralduckshmidt2248]

@TheCandyCouch actually no only Texas and maybe one more state is gone the rest is till in the us

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

@TheCandyCouch They didn't "lose" Cali. The entire coastline is flooded.

[@pyrovonfire7966]

In the second one the ocean took territory

[@fear3682]

It’s them saying rising oceans take away the land

[@MrOmarabdulhadi]

12 years later and I finally realized that the arab guy is yelling " RESPECT YOUR TEACHER! RESPECT YOUR TEACHER !"

[@johoreanperson8396]

Such words

[@sodiboo]

TWELVE???

[@sodiboo]

Just checked the upload date, HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[@lu881]

@@sodiboo HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[@ahmedsamy9023]

I am Arab and I can’t understand it

[@CaptainDoomsday]

I also just realized that in both of these, the schools are underfunded.

[@WilsonGodoyUmBrindeAEssaPorra]

educated people wouldn't vote on those bastards, so they will keep it underfunded

[@lilyperry2000]

Dats true tho

[@rolan638]

+Wilson Godoy educated people would force an actually working voting system.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

TheOneChief What, you're not enjoying being held hostage by the two-party system because dividing voters with options is instant death for their cause?

[@rolan638]

Captain Doomsday No you got me wrong, i would absolutely love to be held hostage some more. Oh wait, i live in Norway, where the voting system is not shit, that's too bad.

[@SeoDeadeHenn]

For whatever historian from 2050 sees this, this used to be satire

[@hurktang]

Gonna be censored for inciting a violent protest in 2023, also we stopped believing in history in 2027.

[@badabing9402]

@@hurktang then we burned down the KZbin headquarters in 2030 for having an opinion.

[@vikmanphotography7984]

@@badabing9402 and in 2032 we collectively accept that there is no such thing as "truth" as our god, robo-bezos has told us.

[@electricheisenberg5723]

@@badabing9402 2040 we actually WERE a socialist utopia for a year but then a meteor hit russia

[@electricheisenberg5723]

@@vikmanphotography7984 numerous attempts on bezos's lack of life happened in 2040

[@theluftwaffle1]

You know what’s crazy.. this girl is like 22 now.. or older.

[@Nothing-1w3]

Damn

[@ohno6528]

Damn

[@nikkifixx9222]

Damn

[@Smile200-z4y]

That little black girl is starting college.

[@rizalalbar]

Damn

[@meh.jesty022]

That moment when this was made 8 years ago and you can switch out the names with Trump and Hilary and it would still be relevant.

[@wowdogememe1541]

kinda the point

[@James-th2oo]

Because they're the same parties, genius.....

[@zozofielding]

😹

[@grigoryzinoviev244]

Only it might be true this time.

[@couldstopwillstop]

Yes, but Trump has shown how far a leader can change the view of a party.

[@cyancyborg1477]

I watch this every election just to calm myself down. Also, the dad who married a box turtle looks like a chill dude.

[@MegicShiba]

Dude married a box turtle, he's got no worries

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

Ozzy Hyena would he be considered a furry or a scaley?

[@billyfox6368]

So does the box turtle.

[@Its_Sebas_Yk]

Because he always finishes his blunt.

[@xalphazero255]

Well he has to be chill. Hes taking life slowly. One step at a time

[@Fr4ncM]

I started as a teacher during the Obama years... Damn, I didn't know I could have taxed my students all that time.

[@ericdaniel323]

You snooze, you lose.

[@KevinShinwoo]

You should have. Opportunity missed.

[@ohno6528]

you slumber, a cucumber

[@regalcartoon5932]

I couldn’t help but notice your profile pic. Hello fellow meme.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

@@ohno6528 is... is this that video of those two beaked brothers talking about weird shit?

[@MrGksarathy]

I just realized why the girls in the second scenario had babies...

[@Dziewczynafajna]

@Simon Eminger Because abortions are illegal

[@kanyevil127]

@hapis what do you mean? Republicans are trying to make condoms cheaper and more affordable so people don’t end up in that situation.

[@phoenixchase9271]

@@kanyevil127 And they are trying to ban abortion so if a woman gets pregnant accidentally can’t get rid of the unplanned baby and has to take care for it because the cheap condoms didn’t work

[@JohnSmith-zg2id]

@@kanyevil127 you realize there's not enough parents willing to adopt a child, so they unwanted babies likely would be in a government-funded care center for a while, unless the government starts allowing same-sex couples to adopt, either of which the Republicans (or Conservatives up here) aren't quite supportive of.

[@kanyevil127]

@John Smith Do you not realize that gay couples can adopt children and conservatives are not stoping it. Trump a republican is in the White House and gay couples are still allowed to adopt babies did you not realize that or are you just brainwashed. Not to say condoms breaking are not a common thing and you should have sex when you are old enough to be a parent. It isn’t that hard. And even at the worst of the worst situation which is very unlikely. Would you rather a child live in a adoption centre until it’s an adult or it having zero chance at life and it dying before it can even be in this world. You are insane if you answer the second option.

[@IncredulousTriangle]

I mean, atleast they made fun of both sides, not just one

[@ericblair5728]

There are more than two sides.

[@blameshame7149]

@HexBoo Yes we do

[@mrmoon6831]

Eric Blair whilst that is true republicans and democrats are the main 2 I’m not saying the others are invalid or anything but it’s always republican and democrat that get 1st and 2nd

[@seopark7467]

theyre more making fun of how each party sees the other, rather than how each party is

[@mrmoon6831]

Amy Park I know I was just explaining that republican and democrat are the main 2.

[@KiernanSullivan]

They should make a sequel of this for the 2016 debates

[@singulartrout]

including Bernie Sanders? or no?

[@christopherwu3212]

Except the clip which was untrue for McCain would probably be true for Trump.

[@sporeman29]

+Chris gopher and the first one works for Clinton

[@danielkolesnick9417]

keep drinking that kool aid!

[@travis672]

It's the same thing, every fucking time.

[@radicalz1804]

I love how the 2nd one is how every country in Europe views America

[@mindfuel43-z7n]

Also first

[@Demicleas]

Even after democrat victory this is still how the world veiws us.

[@filipnikitovic6717]

can confirm

[@stormyprawn]

as a european, i can confirm

[@gaymermoment]

@@Demicleas yes

[@windyplaysmsp1764]

This was filmed 9 years ago and is still accurate to how different parties think.

[@myman9566]

You know the girl that was eating dinner. She is probably an adult now. Feel old yet?

[@isaackarjala7916]

I think it's more accurate now than it was 9 years ago

[@justingamble6970]

It was as accurate as it could get for the if the democrats win bit

[@kirvanpody]

Justin Gamble r/ woooooosh

[@NatjoOfficial]

Things that need to be updated: The liberals need communist flags, transgender jokes, absolutely no white people in it The Republicans need more racist jokes, walls, pictures of Trump next to Jesus The thing they both need is more talking in an unintelligable language.

[@kyhughes1951]

i was ready to hear about trump, hillary, and sanders because i didn't look at the date XD

[@deadmeme8011]

Same.

[@notafurry5965]

Ghostly Swag I DID A GLITCH

[@JohnSmith-nj9qo]

Honestly the message remains the same. Both parties are terrible and the American people will suffer regardless of whether the Republicans or the Democrats win.

[@Playlist-kc7oo]

It was about the third party for me.

[@insertpunhere6081]

Actually, the point was that the other parties excessively demonize the other to win votes.

[@Calvin_Coolage]

Somethings never stop being relevant, don't they?

[@whish67]

It took me a while to understand this because I didn't notice the video was uploaded in 2008... but wow. I agree with you.

[@Calvin_Coolage]

+Keith L. Yeah, you got a point.

[@AsianDawg46]

Don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

[@benjaminaswad6486]

Calvin_Coolage I'm going to go buy some root beer today

[@Calvin_Coolage]

Benjamin Aswad Chug a 2 Liter for me, fam.

[@briandeforge]

lol just realized that the girl who got an abortion in the first one is holding a baby in the second

[@WindowsXPMapping1]

And with one reason Conservative 👏 Republicans 👏 are 👏 against 👏 abortions 👏

[@heavenascended]

@@WindowsXPMapping1 shouldn't have gotten pregnant in the first place

[@WindowsXPMapping1]

@@heavenascended what?

[@heavenascended]

@@WindowsXPMapping1 ?

[@god-of-war-fan]

@@WindowsXPMapping1 abortions aren't a good thing

[@ikanhazw1n]

Never before has this been more accurate.

[@phlog_dog7336]

+Eridan Ampora youre the best eridan! i love homestuck

[@cyberwolfy37]

+Eridan Ampora don't you mean nevver ?

[@asherjackson4504]

+cyberwolfy37 no

[@asherjackson4504]

+cyberwolfy37 are you serious!

[@asherjackson4504]

What do you mean?

[@sentinelfishing2050]

"and daddy who married a box turtle" 😂

[@sgtdornan5211]

And If they had sex........

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

@@sgtdornan5211 what a wonderful thing to immediately think of

[@jamie6506]

In both scenarios, America lost territory, the schools were underfunded, and the 5th(?) grader got pregnant and was disturbed by some aspect of dinner.

[@andrewcarr2023]

Some things are universally bad!

[@javasea8097]

The funny thing is that the country turned into both of these at the same time

[@clematis726]

How

[@MrDog-fk1pd]

Lol somehow we got the worst of both worlds

[@Noah-lo9vb]

Honestly, I can't argue with that.

[@Zelink108]

Java Sea No, I’m pretty sure it’s mostly a right wing thing.

[@MrDog-fk1pd]

Zelda Fan77, Wow, way to turn something that was refreshingly nonpartisan and actually funny, into probably another one of these BS threads where everybody goes to agree and stroke each other’s egos. Congratulations 🎉

[@chefbanjo8139]

Remember when it was accurate to say, “Both of y’all calm down. You’re more alike than you are different, and you’ve painted an absurd caricature of the other side.” It’s not funny or true anymore.

[@dinosaurusrex1482]

More different than alike, but the bizzare carecture thing still holds up somewhat

[@unfetteredparacosmian]

@@dinosaurusrex1482 yes

[@puhpuh3037]

@@dinosaurusrex1482 They are both liberals, the difference between the democrats and republicans is tiny in comparison to the difference between democrats and leftists.

[@dinosaurusrex1482]

@@puhpuh3037 is one not a type of the other

[@puhpuh3037]

@@dinosaurusrex1482 Depends on who you ask, Marx used those terms almost interchangeably, there are differences, but one necessitates the other, so it's just semantics.

[@mikecekic2393]

I thought that red dot on her head was a sniper

[@akilled3646]

Null i don't know a single republican who pushes for bigger government. Where they can install cameras to spy on you

[@BosonCollider]

You don't remember the bush era and the patriot act?

[@BosonCollider]

Not a single republican has actually reduced the size of the government. Every republican president so far lowered taxes by printing & borrowing money, while increasing spending. The entire Republican platform is based on economic irresponsibility. So they aren't reducing the size of government on the economic scale. And in terms of social policies and foreign policy they definitely fall on the authoritarian interventionist side. The fact that they still run under the "smaller government" slogan always amazes me.

[@TheNewChevyRoll48]

please do an updated version. It seems like this would be much more true with how far apart Trump and Hilary supporters are.

[@JITCompilation]

tbh it's pretty much the exact same.

[@stephenwithaph1566]

they would also be able to throw independants in the mix with the sanders supporters

[@alexanderwatty2212]

look it's panem from hunger games map

[@EvanSamaa]

The CH now is too PC to say anything agaist Hillary, so maybe not...

[@Veto2090]

Its the second scenario twice but one has a wall

[@Sydney-zr2je]

2:04 Well. I mean. That’s all schools. Doesn’t matter the party for this one

[@christiandemarcus2257]

Syd Pop facts😂

[@brianlee222]

So is 2:36

[@fixfoxy4263]

you mean american schoold xD

[@ShaySuveran]

@@brianlee222 Kids get expelled in kindergarten for playing cops and robbers. What statement are you trying to make?

[@ljuc]

@@ShaySuveran Wait, really???

[@trashcan4798]

They forgot to say grace before dinner. 10 year minimum

[@SuperSaverPlaysSPG]

very appropriate rite now.

[@Souls_p_]

right*

[@Verbindungsfehle]

this will always be appropriate.

[@marko.rankovic]

He's right, it's "rite", now that Trump won :D

[@sumtinwong7030]

"How was your abortion today?" 😂😂😂

[@DeezNuts-ec9mh]

With those 3 "things" behind your post, cancerous

[@miksuko]

Sumtin Wong why did you laugh in tears 3 times

[@thomaslm5971]

The McCain ending is how the rest of the world sees America

[@eugenechang2912]

i can tell u now on behalf of the rest of the world its true

[@ianlopez5108]

Thomas LM The rest of world should worry about their own problems first.

[@kevinarzola4781]

Ian Lopez the irony

[@ianlopez5108]

Kevin Arzola Which is?

[@kevinarzola4781]

Ian Lopez mostly that the US has the most problems in comparison to most and we start everyone else’s problem and then leave without fixing it.

[@Rick-nx3iy]

That kid in blue nailed it.. Damn.. Would make a great actress if she wants to pursue it

[@simrenbajaj6000]

Aphyrius kid is probably like 20 now

[@rajadhirajmaharaj]

@@simrenbajaj6000 and has a onlyfans.

[@ianowens1905]

@@rajadhirajmaharaj shame on you

[@Requiem_is_it]

@@rajadhirajmaharaj how in the he'll do you know that?

[@dylanisaac1017]

@@ianowens1905 lol

[@quanto4297]

This is one of those classics that's worth a watch every election year.

[@Kalahridudex]

Remember when we thought THAT was the dirtiest, most vicious and most vitriolic election ever? haha..haha..ha....

[@prisonmike7856]

yeah this last one got pretty crazy

[@sebastiencarrieres8825]

wait 'till next one!

[@alfonsomena8141]

Kalahridudex a blk prez?!

[@tommson6679]

Vice President candidates being Augusto Pinochet and Pol Pot.

[@tacticalbacon7386]

Kalahridudex, heh...heh heh...heh...😐

[@WilliamSmith-ni6fm]

"and dad who married a box turtle" k

[@JCommentsB]

D

[@thomasdaniels]

The McCain version is how the rest of the world sees America already.

[@andreikovacs3476]

If the rest of the world means West Europe, Canada and Australia. The others see it as the Obama version. Source: am from the rest of the world.

[@thomasdaniels]

​@@andreikovacs3476 Yea, and South America, New Zealand, Asia, the middle east, you know, THE WORLD. Or when they burned US flags in Iran they were just trying to guess which colour flame was hotter? 🙄

[@sreeshpoudyal807]

@@thomasdaniels You've probably never seen the rest of the world. In Nepal, we see america as the first as well.

[@thomasdaniels]

@@sreeshpoudyal807 Only 23 countries over 4 continents

[@knightenchanter7908]

@@sreeshpoudyal807 Depends on the person. Many Nepalis see it as the McCain version. I've been to Nepal and I have family members there. Many people there view America as this place where gun crimes are crazily rampant (which is very true ngl) and where teengirls run around getting pregnant and starting families in their teens. It's the same where I live (North East India). Generally, most parts of the world has negative view of the US.

[@alanacampbell8919]

I wish college humor was still edgy like this. I would've liked to see this type of vid during the current election!

[@SanguineSidriel]

Unfortunately they'll probably never be this fun because Chelsea Clinton is on the board of directors for IAC (The company that owns the college humor brand).

[@MisterL2_yt]

any evidence at all?

[@MisterL2_yt]

it isnt over yet...

[@PolishDro]

+MisterL2 It is though...

[@alanacampbell8919]

MisterL2 Evidence of what?

[@majesticsnowleopard]

Alright, 20 minute recess. *everyone pulls out semi automatic guns*

[@Elocian]

Majestic Snow Leopard Those are fully automatic guns.

[@demokebab2314]

None of the had magazine

[@yellotrout6543]

Cole Scheer Fully Semiautomatic.

[@tewstronge9173]

Those are fully automatic and you’re an idiot

[@ashnandy7363]

Why da fuc do kids need automatic guns at a school for recess

[@stefanieesposito7614]

Do an updated one with Trump&Hilary!!!

[@tylerparziale868]

its the same thing !

[@rolan638]

+Tyler Parziale it definitely is not

[@tylerparziale868]

TheOneChief yes it is , if trump wins we become a militaristic state if hillary wins the democratic side of surveillance and PC culture becomes normal .whats different?

[@jaxonkight4227]

+Tyler Parziale plus the minority students would be any a dumpster,

[@tylerparziale868]

Kennedy plays what? ....That really doesnt make sense "any a dumpster?" also trump doesnt hate minorities ....Neither does Hillary so i dont get your point

[@hi00118]

Funny thing about the government surveillance joke at the end is we know now that both parties do that lol

[@jq1522]

hi00118: Yeah.... hilarious...

[@nickgarcia6572]

There is a lot of attention to detail in this video! You have to watch several times to catch everything. And, of course, it's still extremely relevant.

[@bilib1891]

Yeah, I just noticed this time that the map 1:32 has overdrawn blue borders. Globalwarming?

[@ririban6212]

And the "test test" hahahaha

[@shadowranger937]

that's how school actually is...

[@mikecekic2393]

+Alex Gluch (ShadowRanger) no

[@jordannn4329]

+Mike Cekic yeah, my school has test tests

[@sarahoh2089]

Finals?

[@Twenty-uz1dp]

+Satanic Zx yeah think about we have quizzes, then tests which are like test tests, and the mid-terms/ finals of everything

[@michaeljacobs1186]

It’s 2020 and I went down a rabbit hole of old political comedy sketches. Anybody else?

[@Alex-dt7id]

Can we make another one for trump vs hillary

[@T3RR0R_Bunny]

but it would be the same

[@depressionlover2130]

This time it's more realistic both ways. Lol

[@DrunkSnowWhite]

They should reupload the exact same video and just change the "If ___ Wins" to the current ones.

[@riedstep]

they are too liberal now to consider doing something that pokes fun at both sides.

[@velocevisrin5060]

You mean like exactly what they did with both a trump in the oval office and Hillary in the oval office

[@andrewhines6108]

i love how in both the schools are still underfunded

[@kylehill3643]

Why is it every time a school does a massive fund raising they don't actually get those funds? Where does all that money they raised go?

[@mrsmiley_1468]

@@kylehill3643 a sizable chunk goes to school security

[@gottesurteil3201]

Remember when both sides could laugh at one another? Me neither.

[@BiscuitDelivery]

I....I get it now. Both parties think the other is trying to turn our nation into an autocracy when neither really wants that.

[@CatMaster90001]

+Vengeful Spirit The Democrat-world in this video doesn't really look like an autocracy. More like a weed-fueled state of pseudo-anarchy with some lazily, ill-applied state socialism, I'd say.

[@iramylchreest7333]

+CatMaster90001 Sounds better than an autocracy.

[@CatMaster90001]

Edward Kenway Damn straight, son. How's about you pass me the joint there?

[@fangadorawolfen6164]

+Vengeful Spirit I would rather have neither. Either way I am one of those who would probably be killed by both governments if it were to be.

[@IslamBigGay]

+Fangadora Wolfen Well socialism is not nearly as bad as the other, it doesn't work in the extreme case but socialism is used successfully in most of Western Europe. Don't belive solcialism works? Look at Germany the country with the third richest economy in the world. America has alot of socialism too. We just don't call it that. Heard of public libraries, public school, public transportaion etc.? All socialist. You need capitalism to water it down if not... just google Greece. Conservatives say socialism is evil to hide the fact that conservatism doesn't work, don't believe it? look up Kansas, Illinois, or the entire south. Why are so many people Conservative? The same reason their were so many Nazis, people can be easily to tricked into believing in bullshit. #DonaldTrump2016 #'Merica!

[@jamesmcgiffin8782]

wow college humour being unbiased?! how?!?!!?!

[@JoeMudd]

This is one of their old sketches.

[@fluffy-hellhound]

What are some of CH's biased sketches?

[@Cerealcreeper]

all the ones in which they dare to give their opinion and stuff. Who the hell do they think they are? practicing their rights on a free speech platform such as the internet

[@jamesmcgiffin8782]

FluffyHellHound Diet racism, myth busters the existence of God, nerf gun control, oh God there's a fucking list pretty much everything they do now

[@jessiecaldwell-kenny5228]

+James McGiffin HAHAHAHA diet racism is biased? Yes...toward non racists

[@johnnytopside9215]

0:58 i can see that this is a french class.

[@royythaboi7163]

😂

[@johnnytopside9215]

@@Sven-ql3ch Its a joke but ok.

[@johnnytopside9215]

@@Sven-ql3ch Yes it does.

[@totalhufflepuff203]

@@Sven-ql3ch Dude, it's a joke. Chill.

[@leandroondarza3365]

@@totalhufflepuff203 maybe he is french

[@silentstorm731]

KZbin RECOMMENDED HAS A DARK SENSE OF HUMOR

[@williammcalpine2718]

For Real 😭😭

[@elokin300]

Its not really dark humor, just more political

[@AndyBar97]

I see literally no downside to the McCain one.

[@MuffinSparkle]

Except all of it.

[@FrozenOverdriveYouT]

MuffinSparkle AWWWWWWWW cute profile pic

[@GdoubleWB]

So you'd enjoy living in a gun-toting, science-snubbing, religious freedom-squashing, illegally drafting, healthcare-denying, environment-killing police state? You're weird, dude.

[@AndyBar97]

GdoubleWB I see nothing wrong with anything you just said, except maybe for the drafting... but everything else is great!

[@GdoubleWB]

AndyBar97 So you want no access to proper health care? Or religious freedom? Or scientific advancements? And you want to be monitored 24/7 by your government for comments that are considered to be "unpatriotic"? Well then, do I have a paradise for you! It's called North Korea.

[@MeadowPercent]

i love how the ruler at 1:37 only has inches.

[@athenaskid]

Meadow Man I've watched this video so many times and I'm surprised I've never noticed 😮

[@ElevenAce]

Doesn't everyones only have inches? You can't fit a mile on a ruler so yah...

[@andrewfinch76]

I love how on the Republican map there's a section of land called "Wal-Martia."

[@chrisgaming9567]

I thought it said Wall-Maria lol (anime reference)

[@stephenking5852]

One thing I never noticed until now is that part of the U.S. is now underwater, due to sea levels rising.

[@gunsmoke132]

Ironically enough, both these outcomes happened but only one of the candidates won...

[@huuamai8151]

I don't know which is worse..

[@trumanavenue]

+Jacob Ryan nope

[@aini9528]

IMO liberalism as an idea stands for growing with the world and it's new ideas, where as conservatism seems like trying to cling to the past. And this isn't a statement for democrats or republicans but just a general for those two ideas.

[@icecreamhero2375]

+Chris Fuentes then Be a liberal

[@icecreamhero2375]

+Verkkariritari well some old ideas should be clug to for example stealing is wrong is an old idea

[@trumanavenue]

+icecream hero o yeah well things like the white supremacy and racism are old ideas. Stealing is bad, everyone on both sides knows that, but no, things that are old aren't always or even mostly good.

[@voodoodummie]

You know what I find the funniest about American politics, that both sides are accusing the other side to be a surveillance promoting police state parties .... and both are correct.

[@slopedarmouredpony]

Democratic party= Communist States of America Republic pary= Fascist States of America Americans really need to start learning about our other parties, so that we can choose from more than just 2 morons.

[@voodoodummie]

Red Pentalpha I'd say that a three party or five party system would work a lot better for the USA

[@slopedarmouredpony]

voodoodummie There are some 17 or so parties in the United States. It's just that people only know 2 of them, so only 2 of them really get represented.

[@voodoodummie]

Red Pentalpha I knew there were more parties, but the balance of power lies in two parties. I'd say the best of the seventeen should be upgraded.

[@voodoodummie]

frisianmouve So just because everybody isn't quite uncomfortable with the current system means no other party can rise?

[@tmatsa]

back when pre-election videos were actually able to provide satire instead of mere hatred for the opposing party

[@andrewkent6402]

"Can I watch porno now?" "Not until you finish your joint." That sounds like Utopia to me

[@motsuwu]

Ha, You are funny. Go to Gulag or Auwswitch .

[@sirmonkeys7284]

that sounds like a rather unproductive life to me. and sad! cant have actual sex? oh wait. murder the babies.

[@architecturelove2103]

@Tederius Thank you for your input, fascist.

[@aldo1871]

Welcome to California

[@Monkeyman71103]

Andrew Kent I dont know. Dont get me wrong It does sound amazing, But there are shity things that outway the good. Like the terrorists or the "wrong awnser tax"

[@RACCorpStudios]

I love how this didn’t pick side it made fun of both parties so it’s funny for everyone

[@albertohernandezgastelu9916]

When collegehumor wasn't buzzfeed#2 ...I miss these sketches...

[@notrangeruch4497]

Alberto Hernández Gastelú back when they gave both political sides representation

[@notrangeruch4497]

Soviet who Cuts still from some points of view the other sides are idiots, and that’s what’s great about this video. It captures what for example you would think a republican America looks like a vise versa for me

[@valerievedette9542]

Alberto Hernández Gastelú ????? How tf is collegehumor buzzfeed today? Their videos are literally parodies of buzzfeed. Completely different. You whiny ass pansy.

[@dernurhalbwegsinteressiert5118]

At this time it wasn't that important to show your political opinion. Now it is.

[@irondolphin9387]

Hiro Fox No they are pretty similar. They both push a liberal view onto people while saying that America is racist and it is all the white males’ fault. If they made this video in 2016 then they would’ve said that Hillary was perfect and Trump was Hitler.

[@MrHydrium]

Whats sad is we're closer to the first one than ever before.

[@manabound]

+STUDkatz yeah seriously. How'd we screw it up this bad.

[@manabound]

True, I agree with you all the way.

[@rainbowslushy223]

rather the first than the second. at least the first one they actually learnt something.

[@z1ggles152]

IM ENGLISH !

[@xc7pyro513]

+STUDkatz I don't want to live in a nation where I can't marry my box turtle

[@slothfromthegoonies8201]

Never been more relevant.

[@thefacebiters]

Fuckin'a man.

[@99pedropotter]

To think that in the year this came out there was two totally fine and normal people running for president

[@AngelaH2222]

🤣🤣🤣

[@AngelaH2222]

Once upon a time, long long ago ...

[@NotFine]

Oh that's something

[@sparshjohri1109]

Maybe, in retrospect, Obama should have lost the 2008 or the 2012 election. At least that way the Republican party wouldn't have turned to the insanity of Trump

[@VinVonVoom]

I don't think I'd call them _totally_ fine and normal but they're a lot more reasonable than every final two candidates we've had since then.

[@EliteTester]

They have to do one with the third parties.

[@Wooktent]

That'd be interesting.

[@deeraredear]

Joe exotic make America exotic again

[@0xEARTH]

eight fucking years and this is the same shit over again god damn it

[@williamowen9587]

"There ain't enough money in the budget for ink" with the music it sounded like a line from a war movie.

[@mrdasgehtsienichtsan2020]

If youre angry over people burning flags you might want to work towards only legalising non flamable materials in flags it works with the EU flag

[@leithdaboss6640]

Adrian Steiner people can still make flammable flags if that's what they want to do.

[@theginginator1488]

Adrian Steiner you could, but the procedure for retiring a flag is by cutting it into its sections and burning them

[@mrdasgehtsienichtsan2020]

leith daboss its a joke mate... theres a video of a dude who tries to burn the eu flag and fails because flags have to be made from non flammable material

[@homnk4462]

Adrian Steiner you pressed read more. well done

[@richardbean1707]

Adrian Steiner ...that's actually a decent idea. Avoids the issue of stripping a person's right to burn the flag while simultaneously causing a hilarious spectacle at the actual attempt.

[@nodinitiative]

CH started to die, when they got rid of the "huh".

[@Chraan]

True, it is a watermark for good quality.

[@TCt83067695]

nodinitiative 🙄

[@dracomet2097]

Collegehumor used to be good with all these actors, now it's just the same 5 people and it's lame.

[@TheOnlyHollywood1]

nodinitiative They started to die when Josh Ruben left

[@benthecool8779]

There wasn't a single riot when Obama won and I think they made republicans look worse then they are and I'm not even VERY political

[@texyp.856]

It's nice to see people gathering here before every election years after 😅

[@nordicducks4477]

Aw don't be silly, conservatives would never draft women

[@Monkeyman71103]

Nordic Ducks. *OOF*

[@spy4863]

Yeah! 'Cause they think a woman's place in in the home and fighting wars is "men's work"!

[@manikas77]

THOSE SEXIST SCUMS! GOING TO FIGHT THEIR WARS THEMSELVES AND WOMEN STAYING SAFE INSTEAD OF SENDING THEM TO DIE ASWELL! SO SEXIST

[@fieldy409]

Need them to get pregnant with the next generation of young men to send off to die on the other side of the world.

[@thefrugivore2606]

I am going to make a third party. The Internet Party. Our mascot is a giraffe. We don't have religion and want everyone to stop bitching and complaining. I someone from the Internet Party is president then we would make it so that everyone agrees on the rules for each state. We will make the rules reasonable as well. We will legalize the right to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket it Alabama and Kentucky. I mean seriously, who the hell made that illegal, and who even thought of that law. SERIOUSLY! Internet Party shall prevail! Who would like to join us? We has snacks. :3 *leaves podium*

[@samuel-a8694]

What will you do about the debt, Mr. President? :3

[@thefrugivore2606]

Samuel -A I would get rid of the debt by hosting a huge international bake sale :3

[@samuel-a8694]

*Cheering*

[@QuibbleTrouble]

Yes, and then there's 4chan. *leaves podium*

[@Nickw2004]

Hamburger Fortune Teller I vote for the internet party!

[@autumnishere420]

The KZbin algorithm sure has a funny sense of humor.

[@cory6266]

It's funny how all the bad stuff from both parts, is almost all true now.

[@Srcyte]

Yeah, Gotta ay those wrong answer taxes!

[@Vapor817]

Whoever wins, we lose.

[@cory6266]

SuperMegaUltraTengenToppaBigBangInfinityGigaDrillBreakBURST That begs the question, which party is which, aliens or predators?

[@Vapor817]

cory6266 Who knows? They might as well be both.

[@blitzkrieg5874]

At what school do they have Call of Duty recess???

[@capslockoff]

14 years and it gets truer by the day.

[@Bottar1]

Back when collegehumor was unbiased.

[@StraberrYKiler6789]

If they made this in the current year there would be no if Hillary wins section, just an advert for why they advise against electing trump.

[@Bottar1]

StraberrYKiler6789 So fucking true. I like alot of the new collegehumor and they really redeemed themselves over a few shitty years since losing the main crew, but election season they fucking tumbled all the way back down with their biased bullshit.

[@StraberrYKiler6789]

Fallcon its beyond a joke how biased companies have been on this. CH did try out some sew things and was actually getting back to its former self its a shame we don't see them taking a stab at both the Left and right,after all they did make trans-everything The Right hasn't been doing anything to stifle freedom or force religion on us. But the left right now has been enforcing speech codes,helping to propitiate creationism and censoring people and acting like puritan book burners. both need to be mocked to expose bad ideas but when one side is shielded the other evolves while the shielded one stagnates.

[@TEHINTERNETSPOST]

Back when CollegeHumor was funny.

[@alexturlais8558]

StraberrYKiler6789 The right hasnt been doing anything to stifle religious freedom? The left has been forcing speech codes? and wsimce when has the left encouraged creationism?

[@silverblade357]

Present Day: "You must pick a side!" Present Me: "I'll have the baked potato."

[@mernky3562]

silverblade357 potatoes don’t make you funny

[@georgebaynard4096]

Can I have two orders of fries as my side?

[@fabianodias1484]

Sasha Braus is that you?

[@lesscringeymapperdude]

Why do people think potato jokes are now funny Maybe done right yes but usually it's not

[@lorenzogaming5324]

Shut up Centrist!

[@Fetidaf]

That little girl is probably 20 years old now... I’m getting old 😒

[@baibhavshah3400]

love how neither one has a solution for teen pregnancy

[@mr.meeseeks8229]

lol both schools are underfunded and 10 yr olds are having sex XD

[@mr.meeseeks8229]

***** what about it? im just saying that according to both parties the other one will under fund schools

[@reynoldskynaston9529]

Abstinence....

[@blueregard247]

Since when did anyone find a solution on how to control teenagers.

[@djrocksgaming6255]

baibhav shah Actually, the left does, but the conservatives ignore that by saying that everyone gets abortions instead of the actual solution. We have either means of preventing teen pregnancy from happening, which is sex education, education in general (especially important for women in regards to fertility rates), supporting relationships as long as they're healthy and help them out with relationships, extension of better jobs and opportunities to children/teenagers so they can plan in greater detail for their life, etc. Abortion is just a last resort to prevent unwanted childbirth, which has numerous negative consequences. There's a direct correlation between liberal policies and low fertility/teen pregnancy rates for the majority of the world's countries.

[@ikeikeforty]

The real question is, if both of these came true which would you rather live in?

[@conelrad1447]

Republican future definately

[@mathinvitti7954]

Neither but if I had to choose, Democrats.

[@Tiger_dos]

Republican

[@ljuc]

+Isaac Gordon none. Would try to convince people that they are plebs if they vote for any of these two.

[@danielcesar664]

+Noremac Hernandez i am not white so democrat

[@Nayrhamtobor]

idk about you guys but that box turtle looked sexy

[@slopedarmouredpony]

Fun fact: American leftism is still right-winged as all hell.

[@natesdevices]

yea, both are in favor of cut throat, do or die capitalism. modern democrats are more like how libertarians are "supposed" to be.

[@nickbrown4450]

The American democrat party is basically like the Canadian conservative party. Seriously, their platforms are extremely similar.

[@aaronvelasquez7065]

I comeback for dad who married a box turtle

[@TheDragonBros65]

And this is why I have no specified party

[@4rmond]

There's always the libertarian party.

[@MrElegos]

RighteousPoop Ahahahahahahahah...oh wait, you were serious

[@4rmond]

MrElegos When I say libertarian, I don't mean the fedora tippers who claim to be libertarians because in the end they're actually just liberals.

[@MrCellulanus]

American soldier with an AK.... Sure.

[@MrCellulanus]

Merces Letifer Aks don't have a clip, they use a magazine. Learn the difference.

[@MrCellulanus]

Merces Letifer It is an incredibly common mistake and is of the same vein as someone calling a tracked vehicle a wheeled vehicle. You don't need to own a gun to know this shit.

[@lionchamp777]

Probably a result of massive cost-cutting.

[@thecustomer6331]

The AK-74U didn't even have a mag in the damn thing.

[@jonathansmith7306]

Toshlon Hoffmann Learn how to read. Then get on my level, hippie boy. Not that you ever could.

[@Owen-dq8op]

If a Trump and Hillary version of this was made, it would be great!!!

[@Pleunv8]

Trump and Bernie version even better!!

[@tinyairplane]

Well now that College Humor is liberal, I doubt that's going to happen.

[@timsmith6194]

Sanders*

[@alexscarborough8875]

amen! do it college humor make another of these it's about time!

[@drsinister07]

+Owen Van Wassenhove It would be the same thing. Hillary is just a female Trump, just the other side of the crazy coin.

[@FatrickAteman]

The difference between a californian school and a texan school circa 2023

[@gabrielmontreuil]

Aw yes... Back when College Humor made fun of both Candidate... I miss those days...

[@phoenixwhiler943]

gabriel montreuil now there liberal biased sadly 😔

[@charlesdonawayiii3396]

gabriel montreuil Um I think that anyone can easily make fun of trump tho 🤔😂💀. That’s not being biased, that’s just facts. Guy’s making a complete fool of himself as president tbh. If you don’t think that he is, I don’t know what alternate dimension you’re from 💯😂😂😂💀

[@phoenixwhiler943]

Charles DBeats Hillary Clinton can be to IDK WHO MADE POKEMON GO....... BUT I SAY WE MAKE POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS

[@DEZK90]

Thats from 2016, if I open a newspaper today I will find something laughtable about Trump. Every day, always, forever, that man is a complete joke...

[@phoenixwhiler943]

MrAPC yeah I laugh everyday when he shows dominance toward other leaders showing that he's serious. And what really cracks me up is that taxes have been reduced and our economy has increased!

[@Saul1T]

The second half is how Europeans already see the USA.

[@alex4baseball628]

Thats good

[@kattenelvis1778]

*Rest of the world

[@lngvly22]

That's what happens in real life, anyways, to be honest

[@Denreib]

2:36 this is public school already

[@kingtheconflagration1551]

Relatable

[@AethernaLuxen]

I remember being a legend at that game

[@ocean6828]

Now we Democrats are like, “y’know, McCain wouldn’t be so bad. Or Romney. Or Nixon.”

[@kykaibetts]

I'm a Republican and it hurts my soul that people think Trump is even remotely close to the ideal candidate.

[@ocean6828]

@@kykaibetts yeah. And yet, the majority of the GOP is still stubbornly standing aboard the sinking ship that is the trump administration

[@kykaibetts]

@@ocean6828 The way it looks to me is that Trump's got his own Populist fan-base going on and hopefully he'll become like Bernie. An independent guy with a following but won't win an election. I share some views with Trump but what part of "Building a Wall" promotes eliminating our near crippling debt?

[@ocean6828]

@@kykaibetts yeah. Trump is completely incompetent. I think your assessment of Bernie is accurate, but it did kinda sting to hear because I love Bernie

[@kykaibetts]

@@orpheuspapadopoulos5615 I admit I don't know the exact cost of the wall. But the wall likely won't be worth it, considering most illegal immigrants come legally, and overstay visas.

[@bochen1079]

2:11 TRIGGERED, that guy had his finger on the trigger and the gun had no magazine attached

[@Aracelerii]

It's so he doesn't start a shooting...

[@DoctorDeath147]

Was that meant to be a pun? "Triggered" lmao

[@ejoarkhamgamer567]

There could be a bullet in the chamber.

[@tyranttitanium5721]

@@Aracelerii The gun is always loaded

[@avocadox2730]

that's annoying

[@comradeviper4054]

I'm wondering if they should do a remake of this

[@lukedetering4490]

Nah. They're more susceptible to political bias these days. So it wouldn't be as funny

[@comradeviper4054]

@@lukedetering4490 eh, everyone is nowadays...

[@mekkarain7136]

comrade viper Fr. I miss the days people could criticise both freely without being called a libtard or Nazi

[@King_Nex]

Why bother? Not much has changed.

[@DaxCorsiar]

We need Free Health Care. If a person was dying and they can't pay for it; what are we suppose to do? Just let him die?

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

that's not how healthcare works. you can not be denied health care, even if you're not covered. are you really this fucking stupid?

[@toedplays]

rachel zucker But what happens after he is healed? Thousands of dollars worth of hospital bills, perhaps?

[@jarynn8156]

Ian Thompson Most hospitals will not send the debts to collection if you try and work with them. Its unsecured debt, which means that if you don't pay, there isn't much the hospital can actually do, so they'd rather work with you to reach a compromise where both sides leave relatively unscathed.

[@josephgard99]

Ugh hospitals never turn people away if they can't pay, they just charge them later. So no the person would not die.

[@funnyclown1234]

No save him so he can pay his bill for the rest of his life. A dead man cannot give you money after all

[@bilbo_gamers6417]

This is such an excellent primary source for historical study of the 2000s. It's weird to watch this now. I'm gonna show this to my kids when I'm older lol

[@jq1522]

Honestly the republican one would be good for a book. Really interesting.

[@destruidordossonhos7718]

Chris Gifford and democrats would be a grater dystopia then 1984.

[@ergegr8210]

Destruidor Dos Sonhos Aha, it’s funny because both Republicans and Democrats have had transitioning power for the last hundred years.

[@josephcomfortii9720]

1984 by George Orwell is where the came up with the ideas for that one

[@nippy7425]

Joseph Comfort II yeah but it’s more Soviet Union type of dystopia

[@luftschiff1069]

PhancyProductions516 the Soviet Union wasn’t as bad as they say it was

[@DrJohnZoidberg125]

I gotta say that the Obama would win version would be much funner to live in

[@markfelser9133]

except the terrorists wielding mashine guns.

[@DrJohnZoidberg125]

Mark Felser yeah, except that. I want mainly focusing on "Dad, can I go watch some porn now?"

[@Krowded]

Mark Felser Better than the kids wielding them...

[@DrJohnZoidberg125]

Krowded oo good point. i didn't think of that. That that seriously would be really bad if that happened :/

[@lazerbeam134]

Mark Felser See the one thing that I think Neo-cons and Teabaggers need to concede in this stupid debate is that Obama has not been lax vis a vis anti-terrorism policies. More people died of terror attacks under Bush's watch than and under Obama's thus far.

[@scrubbythenoob8112]

"can I watch porno now" "after you finish your joint" I fuckin died xD

[@revolvency]

funny how both are real now,

[@fanboyhex1555]

The first one is more real than the other. The second one is definitely real regarding school shootings

[@samerbannout-majeed8656]

2:09 "oww." I almost died

[@TheFounderUtopia]

What I find funniest about this is how far you have to go to create a deliberately over-the-top image of an extreme right-wing reality that isn't indistinguishable from the way things already are. :P

[@diamondslayer7042]

he takes into how the left side sees the right side and how the right side sees the left side

[@jackdaniels7129]

personally I'm disappointed, this was mild at best, I was expecting something alot more extreme

[@GestaltCipher]

Wait, are you saying that their Democrat image wasn't very over-the-top? They seemed equally insane to me, but at least the Republicans had Mini Uzis at Recess.

[@TheFounderUtopia]

Cipher "....that isn't indistinguishable from the way things already are." Finish reading sentences before reacting to them.

[@jackdaniels7129]

it was pretty up there, but if I made this vid it would be way more extreme

[@Harborx]

It's actually Liberals and Conservatives that are exaggterated in this video, not Dems and Repubs per se, that's the kicker, and it's also how the media deceives the less informed into thinking that Libs and Dems are one and the same.

[@sportsfaniguess154]

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know which one of these is worse... but what I do know is I love box turtles.

[@vau0807]

1:22-1:26. Regardless of politics, everyone under 40 wishes their childhood had been like this 4-second segment. I love how the "liberal / If Obama Wins" family is so over-the-top stereotypical.