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[@rihannagraham5627]

Dan: Oh this Baldi alright. Me yelling at the screen saying it’s Mr. clean.

[@FireDragon922]

Me too!

[@mr.charchar]

Do they not have it in the uk?

[@IAmMoonAstraea]

Saame

[@tarikrashid2056]

LOL ME TOO

[@hunterhall1632]

It makes sense lol

[@BobstaShorts]

pov: dan is life

[@user-jh8sd5hk1j]

*OH JUST GIVE ME RECENT HATE!!* *MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED KZbinR!!* 🤬👎🏽👎🏽

[@BobstaShorts]

@@user-jh8sd5hk1j ratio

[@k4lp]

Been watching hime since 2012

[@user-jc3jn6uz5i]

bot sectio

[@nonsenseal7846]

Correct pov

[@PochitaGaming-sq5if]

Dan:what movies pulls your hair? Rattitoui: Am I a joke to you?

[@Fnaf_king_2.0]

Fr tho

[@kaylynntoya900]

Ratatouille*

[@gfallsfanz673]

Yeah but they don’t physically pull your hair

[@Boobies1]

Dan, I have been a fan of your videos since 2015-2016, and I just wanted to say, thanks so much for filling the childhood hole that was in my heart!

[@Policy_-fk8gf]

10:13 “I’ve seen people steal teachers” *dan* *you just witnessed a kidnapping*

[@non-simplequeen5904]

I was confused about that to٩🥲۶

[@Me_HiL0L]

*Ruh roh*

[@Me-Me10]

Dan: yeah that’s baldi Everyone: *intensely screams into screen* “ITS MR CLEAN”

[@aaveey]

no it's dr trayaurus

[@Play3r404]

OMFG I LITERALLY SAID THAT

[@edslegocreations4952]

OMG I SEE IT

[@tracyobrienvaughan1835]

i dont know how mr clean is '-'

[@changecanvass8085]

So true

[@z-kids-acct5698]

0:44 Got me rolling on my bed 😂💀

[@Jusukin_Uokunyuu47]

It’s crazy to think this was two years ago. Especially that THE MINECRAFT GOAT WAS OUT THEN ALREADY 5:00

[@Zyraphim]

Dan: "Is this Baldi?" Mr. Clean: _"My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined"_

[@littlereaper8006]

Lol

[@ixdloghead1460]

That is what I was thinking

[@shinobipanda7760]

Lol

[@pixelysandwich]

@Alexis_HRX Really? 😑

[@jackepstein7579]

I went to the comments to do this exact thing and found this.

[@storm7314]

Dan: "Look at the size of it!" The Cat: "And I took that personally."

[@kudukaiproductions1439]

That’s what she said

[@abeef9368]

@@kudukaiproductions1439 nice

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

@@abeef9368 that’s what she said

[@Zooollieg]

@@turtlesrprettycool3379 Lol

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

@@Zooollieg that’s what he said

[@grannyjail9283]

“Put foil in the microwave, it will give you superpowers!” Dan: hopefully he learns why he shouldn’t do that.” (Wants him to die 😵)

[@Brinley.TTPD.]

Dang, I remember when this came out 3 days ago, now its been a year! Time flies by QUICK!

[@DanielMacias316]

Now it’s been 2 years

[@azazel_broski9923]

Dan: “could be me” His profile picture now: *is him*

[@elspethcordray9821]

fair, u have a point.

[@VrishinJ]

The bat screaming is about bats using echolocation to find where things are.

[@AxolotlTDM]

Oh, I get it now!

[@astirice1453]

This made me laugh so hard at 8:48 😂😂😂😂 his face drop😂😂😂😂

[@Arn-nim-ations4556]

I haven't seen many have the washer and dryer in the bathroom but I think it might just a weird layout thing with the house I'm not entirely sure.

[@CaraThompson969]

“Here comes the BOY, HELLO BOY, WELCOME, HERE HE COMES, THERE HE IS, HERE COMES THE BOY!” That made me laugh so much lol.

[@cloudcartoons224]

Same 😂😂

[@cat-pizza]

I sayd to my mom when i spwed her my cat in a nutshell

[@waynem9549]

I know right!

[@sonicpizza_]

Agreed B) lol

[@cyborgdragon0984]

it's the the best tiktok I've ever seen

[@Edan_T]

“The Bushier The Tail, The Better The Life” -DanTDM 2021

[@Rewstyr]

Me with no tail: :,)

[@user-wq1wi1rd4t]

13:30 it's cuz bats use echolocation so he screams to find the stuff!

[@DJmitttttsofficial]

Hey Dan love your content honestly I haven’t seen a better KZbinr

[@captainmoo2646]

13:48 Dan, Bats use echolocation for them to know their surroundings as they can't see very well. Therefore they well... scream :) (In a way)

[@jhayworth1234]

So they basically scream and the sound waves bounce to a object and form a shape of some sort and when it comes back the bats take the info and BOOM you got yourself some acorns

[@captainmoo2646]

@@jhayworth1234 indeeeeeeeeeeed

[@jhayworth1234]

@@captainmoo2646 wise man 🙃

[@_..sxnflower..bees.___2746]

Random guy: "Put tinfoil in the microwave" Dan: "NO!" Also Dan: *Cooks a baby in who's your daddy*

[@mx.scarykhitty30]

So true 😹😹

[@mcboogieton7886]

xD

[@fadziana]

At least the microwave didnt blow up

[@shakirakhan9203]

I remember that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@colingrindulo1028]

true :D

[@nxbody_aurie]

2:44, he is talking about ratatouille!! Where Ratatouille controls the chef by the hair In a chefs cap!!:)

[@MDKTV9-11]

Man: *sees floating tree* Dan: I did not do that. FIB: *Looks at every Dantdm video where he leaves trees floating*

[@magna_vulpes_xviii3920]

13:52 the joke is Bats use echolocation to find stuff so that's being portrayed here 🤣🤣🤣

[@robloxgabe3160]

yes

[@robloxgabe3160]

Being satire is not what I meant my purpose for when saying the famous word, said by all "yes", I was agreeing to the comment made by the glorious person, "TheJuicyFox101"

[@magna_vulpes_xviii3920]

@@Parthgamer123 fellow fox, ironic in what way

[@theweirdestyoutuber1326]

“Here comes the BOY!” (Dan fastly backs away from screen)

[@GoSubToNewAccount]

QUITE ACCURATE

[@Mayzplays]

@Bruh Bruh some kind of bot

[@iibxlla]

Everyone: “ITS NOT BALDI ITS MR CLEAN” Me: GOGY IS IN A DANTDM VIDEO??

[@GortagVR]

This vid is so good I keep watching it even though it was 2/3 yrs ago

[@thecrimsonknight145]

Video: shows Mr.Clean. Dan: It’s baldi! Me: Dying eternal.

[@omegamad]

@@Ella_tay hes british mr clean is US right

[@-legendofgaming-820]

Random Guy: "Put the toaster in the shower" Me: "THAT'S A MICROWAVE"

[@Puro218]

Its a *toaster oven*

[@Gmacersvr]

It will give you superpowers

[@nerdtony]

It is a microwave

[@xjesslvzcats9866]

“HERE COMES THE BOY!!” Had me dying😂😂😂😊

[@user-jt5pg7xd2v]

I have had the 3rd tick-tock memorised for so long 😂😂😂

[@Pizza_Papi]

Dan: What can somebody do with all those skittles That one chipmunk from the beginning: *MOUTH*

[@megadoodoo6511]

LMAO 😂

[@itzeviyt4474]

@‎ shut up please 😊

[@itzeviyt4474]

EAT SKITTLE WITH RABBIT HANDS

[@armedcloud3442]

Hi

[@ryleighmanning4231]

Yesssssa

[@amethystos_lykos]

I literally flinched when the sheep bleeted(? Idk what sound a sheep makes) at 10:58

[@user-mv3dt9cq1l]

I loved ur vid's dan when I'm sad u cheer me up

[@LuccaDoesStuff]

10:14 *“I’ve seen people steal teachers…”* -Daniel “DanTDM” Middleton

[@helpmeplx1739]

Its ROBERT

[@crisp2519]

Heh

[@Axis6891]

@‎ don't worry I'll hate u

[@Axis6891]

@‎ FAAAAAK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@LuccaDoesStuff]

rosy Plaza Don’t worry, it’s just a bot

[@sarcasmandbreathing2799]

Dan: Is this…is this BALDI? Me: Sure it’s totally not Mr.Clean

[@animate_one2]

Lol yeah totally not Mr.clean

[@silviachavarria4686]

LMAO

[@thilgenfeld]

Dan is right

[@jeffreymacey1239]

Sometimes i watch old vids to bring back memories

[@williamchow422]

Does anyone remember when Dan's Profile pic was the computer cat with glasses: 6:57 Also love your vids Dan, been watching for 10 years now!

[@olivermelmed3687]

Dan: This is Baldi right? Mr. Clean: "And I took that personally"

[@ShakeeSnake]

Ikr lol

[@SIFN-ps4ch]

i was looking to see if anyone noticed

[@art_studioz_6017]

Ikr

[@XX_fatal_death_X]

Dan: "bald head, eyebrows, sweep sweep sweep... That's baldy" Me: "ITS MR CLEANNN MANNN!!".

[@paytonnelson7847]

Same I was screaming

[@CunningFroggy]

Lol yeah

[@basilcostantino2932]

Bruh

[@sweetdreamsgetlaughter8779]

Okay same

[@QuayseanJomom]

He lives in the uk

[@penelopelester5083]

0:42 for me to save the moment Dan was sent back by the goblin cover

[@user-rf5rx6dv5j]

love how dan becomes extremely serious when the tiktok tries to tell people to kill themselves ❤ dan truly loves us 💎

[@omni-galachu9684]

7:58 Dan doesn't know about the *ALMIGHTY* Mr. Clean?! I'm stunned...

[@gryffindorrunner2299]

Well... He is a gamer. He just knows Baldi more than Mr. Clean.

[@omni-galachu9684]

@@gryffindorrunner2299 True, I also read in the other comments, apparently the UK don't have a Mr. Clean :(

[@popcorn9818]

@@omni-galachu9684 yeah I had ganna say they might not have it there

[@matthewboire6843]

How does he not know who this is?

[@syszee]

The villager jeb is from my latest video.. I wasn't expecting that 🤣

[@CivilMold]

Bruh 😂😂 hi zee

[@riduanaqil1452]

Lmao

[@Dapzap]

ye i recognized u from the voice

[@pr1m3zter_]

So funny

[@johni_cuh]

Oh damn, I need to watch that then hahaha

[@JayTee75]

On the frog one I didn’t really find it that funny but when Dan laughed it made me laugh 😂

[@SupYB]

2:31 fun fact you can get this hat at disney world's epcot park its a ratatouille hat

[@mrmythman5001]

Put tinfoil in the microwave! Dan: NO! (Father instincts)

[@adam029]

Yes!!!

[@n00ne59]

Exactly dude! XD

[@mrmythman5001]

@@n00ne59 ty

[@suush.]

*who's your daddy flashbacks *

[@communismcat8618]

i need that vid fr

[@dr.mystario569]

Dan *We have glass stairs" Me: "yeah, most KZbinrs do"

[@babyyodar3426]

glass stairs sound scary

[@NecroLord0311]

@@babyyodar3426 well yeah unlike normal stairs where the steps are not able to be see the hight you are

[@cinnamon4ada7]

If only rich people had taste in houses and didn’t just go with the modern house trope

[@enigma6890]

Because one mistake can shatter your way to the top

[@jamalnakhat]

13:15 Its meant to be how bats can't see, and can only see by screaming.

[@natehiki1091]

at 13.56 its because of bats echo location.They use sounds to see

[@TheTeleMan500]

The washer and dryer placement depends on who built the house, sometimes they’ll be right next to the kitchen, other times in a bathroom, and some with their own room. Multiple-Story houses with a basement tend to have a separate room for washer and dryer. Smaller houses usually will either have one in the bathroom, in a room next to the kitchen, or rarely no washer and dryer.

[@hiicool2695]

English language

[@noface718]

@@hiicool2695 what

[@TheTeleMan500]

@@hiicool2695 pardon?

[@JayHawk4372]

What happens when you cry?

[@noface718]

@@JayHawk4372 what

[@i-tech9385]

dan: what movie pulls a guys hair me: you dont know ratatouille?

[@-sun-moon-5570]

LITERALLY

[@rubrown1397]

Are You A Magpie??? "Diamond Destroyer"???? 🐦

[@thedatboi_]

Literally 3 out of the 5 replies to this comment are bots and I will let you see which one lol. Also one of them commented in the wrong place Also yes I agree with your statement, remy does pull out hairs

[@thedatboi_]

SO MANYH BOTS IN THE REPLIES AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@AmazinEarth]

HOW DID BOTS GET IN THIS VIDEO *T H I S I S D A N T D M*

[@LeafletVR]

If you didn’t understand Dan the bat screaming one means a bat is blind and uses sound as a way of seeing

[@radicalradium]

8:07 Dan:"baldy" literally everyone else:"mr clean"

[@HurricaneFox]

14:24 Frog: Do you want to hear my impersonation of a deflating balloon? _Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee_

[@Whatsahandlehelp]

*cough cough* mini me

[@jasonsousley]

10:58 a “ perfectly cut scream moment”

[@mochigirl1212]

Legend said that that tree still floating to this day

[@mistawhite2008]

Can confirm on the spiderman one, it is spiderman 3 for the ps2 and xbox 360, and that clip comes from the tutorial where you have to click a bunch of buttons fast.

[@drakestan420]

"The bushier the tail, the happier the life" Human don't even have tails.

[@Parthgamer123]

Everyone knows that already

[@angelsoups]

Must be why we are so depressed. The furries are on to something... /j

[@Evovila]

@@Parthgamer123 shush furry

[@assaaddandashi7396]

makes sense lots of humans hate their life existence

[@Parthgamer123]

@@Evovila shut

[@RHGameOn]

Dan: I think that the memers are so complex- me: screaming at the screen that the bat is using echolocation

[@nianivon8758]

I WAS ALSO DOING THAT

[@Zeeone621]

SAME

[@ShebWasHere]

8:30 POV: Your family walks in your room as your playing Rolling Sky in VR.

[@brooksullivan]

THANK YOU DANTDM YOU BROUGHT BACK MY CHILDHOOD!!

[@banditpugs9025]

Dan: *looking at the cats of the day* Me: *wondering why the heck he has ~g l a s s s t a i r s~*

[@blem3923]

Asher grows older and stomps upstairs* also asher 👁👄👁uh oh

[@banditpugs9025]

@@blem3923 omg that would be terrible :'D

[@blem3923]

@@banditpugs9025 ye

[@ashlieransom2068]

Same

[@mothyplaze]

Yay glass

[@synnvelied8245]

13:33 Bats use echolocation bc they don't see well, that's why it yelled; to find the acorns.

[@mlgdantdm]

Dan i stopped watching you when i was ten and not going to lie you and ellie have been a huge part of my childhood and she will be missed 🫡🕊

[@youraveragetaurus2638]

The bat uses "echolocation." This is performed when an organism makes a loud noise and bounces off an item/organism and creates a smaller noise which is heard by the original organism. This is important because bats have poor eyesight.

[@Violet-eb8gf]

1:27 Man gets electrocuted Dan: “Finally” 😂

[@youtubebobguy]

Oh that's what happened

[@RedAxolotl_YT]

“IT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS”

[@tjaytelevision2989]

“Put tinfoil in the microwave” Dan: my father senses are tingling

[@Masondoesstuff618]

Lol

[@epic_micah2734]

The reason why the bat is yelling is that bats are blind and they scream and wait for the noise to bounce back then they know where stuff is

[@Ashernaut-yi2yt]

13:57 Bats use echolocation FYI

[@mabel3425]

11:56 I think that's a case of "Inosculation." Basically when trunks, branches or roots of a tree grows together. I've read before that trees share nutrients or something so that floating tree might still be alive without having roots.

[@julikadankone9779]

Me: *M I N E C R A F T R T X*

[@shubatsu113]

@@julikadankone9779 yes

[@Katpheesh]

No its minecraft physics

[@Yippee253]

E- *J U N G K O O K*

[@matthewboire6843]

How is it floating tho

[@pinkbelgianwaffle]

Dan: This is Baldi right? Me: *internal screaming that its Mr. Clean intensifies*

[@Nate.L89]

Brooo I know I felt the same!

[@melliejay5545]

Omg me to ahhhhhhhh

[@brunildalleras1227]

i know

[@AnnaliseRaven]

i litteraly screamed

[@ae_the_master_of_vowels]

Same lol

[@mohmmadasem4263]

Best Uber of the world if u see him u will love him instantly 6:41

[@TheDoodleDragon6]

"If you want to read my mind, USE THE TOASTER IN THE SHOWER!!" *casually holds and opens a microwave in the shower*

[@JLU61307]

8:00 that is obviously Mr. Clean. I haven't seen any ad about them in a long while

[@Pyro_MANIAC_]

Dan: "What happens when an enderman cries?" Ranboo: ”._.

[@thejourneymen2541]

😐

[@ninaxx7729]

True

[@geebie1393]

What happens?

[@Pyro_MANIAC_]

@@thejourneymen2541 😐 I can do that too

[@SilverQueen731]

Ranboo cries, I cries

[@OnlineFanBoy]

6:58 and so begins the legend of the cat logo

[@accaliaaccalia7491]

I paused the video at 2:44 and then Dan looks tired. Dan if u feel tired and ur recording please just stop it I really care about people so please sleep a lot

[@iiNimbus]

“This uncut tree wasn’t me” Me: YES IT WAS DAN DONT LIE.

[@WYATTDAD]

Dan: “He’s bald got eyebrows and people with brooms YUP BALDI. Us: “Oh Mr.Clean!”

[@gracethegamergoo3990]

So true

[@brittbennett4705]

true

[@teagankunkle1033]

I know I was looking for the comment

[@nfsno0dzrandom342]

Yeah

[@haiyuc]

I don’t know who is mr clean…..

[@artraidies]

THE SPEED OF THE CAT

[@MrMessiah44]

Dan''what do you do with that many skittles?'' Me"you eat it,"

[@iAMliv__.]

7:52 . . . Dan. . . That's Mr. Clean🤣🤣🤣

[@shiloblanco892]

Dan: "what does a man do with that many skittles." Me: To see if they all taste the same

[@senatorarmstrong7205]

Lol

[@beauswatermelonspiceking]

@@senatorarmstrong7205 your sus

[@AaaaaaaAaaooo]

They don’t. Trust me. Imma skittle aficionado

[@Wowzers1111]

@@beauswatermelonspiceking no u sussy baka

[@NateGeneration1Nano]

~4:56 If it wasn't safe it would have already fallen.

[@JacobBuddyGames]

0:42 Here comes the BOI.HELLO BOI. HERE HE COMES AND THERE HE IS. HERE COMES THE BOI!

[@quack5906]

Here comes the BOI.HELLO BOI. HERE HE COMES AND THERE HE IS. HERE COMES THE BOI!

[@Az_CouldNever]

🤣✋ Sorry, sorry… The sound is hilarious!! But the fluffy cat was so cute!!! 🥺🥺

[@clauxzaga]

It made me laugh too much

[@cinder-ella1048]

He so FLUFF

[@AmazinEarth]

Finally a save comment! Those bots are everywhere

[@mre3046]

here cones the bOiiIIiIiIiIiIiIiIiU

[@Elmerbaby]

As an American, I can confirm that having the toilet in the laundry room is, in fact, not an American thing.

[@cheburgena6021]

uh… in my other bathroom it’s a laundry room and a bathroom at the same time and I’m American XD

[@karaschmutzer9153]

yes

[@jklmn1100]

Definitely an American thing

[@Randilynnisah0e]

Yup

[@pixelgames9765]

Everyone I know in America has a laundry bathroom hybrid.

[@RubyIsNotAYt]

1:06 - my favourite part

[@KETCHUPII]

Ah classic cellinaspookyboo. 4:41

[@aryanshetty2070]

Dan:I have seen people steal lamposts,teachers Teachers:there shall be a war Asher:W O T

[@rebeccahaupt4035]

pov me still watching dantdm ten years later XD

[@codycatalano855]

8:44 put me on the floor rolling the way it happened tho

[@shou_xi]

Dan: This is Baldi! Dan you’ve disappointed me. *Mr Clean has been summoned*

[@Camila-cs4wp]

When Dan said “ have you eaten cheese?” Idk why but I just burst out in laughter 😂

[@oblivilion8342]

“What happens when endermen cry?” Idk ask Ranboo-

[@graphman6767]

no

[@gen1136]

No

[@Testing123-Ore7]

*_death_*

[@happyrocko]

He’s not an enderman

[@oblivilion8342]

@@happyrocko he’s half enderman-? That counts right?

[@Jentzenroot-pi5ui]

13:20 bats use echo location

[@paurichassett8912]

SOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!! I might even do the wheres waldo one my self!!

[@coderanger7708]

13:21 that's actually a joke how how bats can't see, instead they use infrasound to detect things. Edit: It's called echo location as @Gen has remided me.

[@toybonniesfm]

13:21

[@gen1136]

Or echolocation

[@coderanger7708]

@@gen1136 thanks you reminded me that word

[@coderanger7708]

@@toybonniesfm I was trying to stamp the time when I was typing and crossed the start, thanks

[@gen1136]

@@coderanger7708 your welcome :)

[@notintelligentampere3555]

13:50 I don't mean to be all serious, but just a quick fact: Bats have exceptional hearing, so they usually use their ears as their main sense. If they are in confined spaces, they can "scream" and the sound reverberates, giving them a kind of visual on what is around them using the "sound" the objects make :) [A technique called echolocation]

[@ka-na-e2683]

Echolocation, is a technique also used by dolphins. ;)

[@notintelligentampere3555]

@@ka-na-e2683 Yes true!!

[@MinisteelVR]

Short version echolocation

[@duck_yuc8148]

yup

[@TheShanzida]

P