If Titanic was in 2022 🙄🚢😂

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Matt & Justus

Matt & Justus

Жыл бұрын

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@goldenlion7147
@goldenlion7147 Жыл бұрын
saying *"We Identify as men"* was the best move that they have done.
@akshy471
@akshy471 Жыл бұрын
But men are a social construct.
@codex.224.3
@codex.224.3 Жыл бұрын
loll
@mrmorecoolist
@mrmorecoolist Жыл бұрын
That was funny
@kevinvu105
@kevinvu105 Жыл бұрын
Cmon we all know most women tend to act based on emotions, they’re not logical enough to outsmart anyone lol
@Gold-Creeper
@Gold-Creeper Жыл бұрын
They are like: we don't care
@vaibhavidamani2162
@vaibhavidamani2162 9 ай бұрын
" this is how men are treated" "Like shit" Hits hard man
@tonyathomas135
@tonyathomas135 8 ай бұрын
MEN ARE Not treated bad shut up there always trying to act like the going through so much pain and there not if you were a girl you would understand dumm
@kostascholas8751
@kostascholas8751 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, I totally agree
@ejgozar3294
@ejgozar3294 8 ай бұрын
Yup
@AcecloudyStormcat
@AcecloudyStormcat 8 ай бұрын
Men 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🛌💏(these mfs don't have the preg dude emoji)👪🧓🖕🖕🧓 🧔♥️🧓👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🧑‍🦲🧑‍🦲💀💀
@StrikerClaw
@StrikerClaw 8 ай бұрын
Damn.
@Thundkid
@Thundkid Ай бұрын
Rose: "Jack I'm dying" Jack: "Womp womp"
@ultimatepilot
@ultimatepilot 14 күн бұрын
UNDERRATED AS HELLLLLLLLLLL
@deeskillz2000
@deeskillz2000 14 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alejandratorres6522
@alejandratorres6522 12 күн бұрын
Cringe
@Thundkid
@Thundkid 12 күн бұрын
@@alejandratorres6522 womp womp
@Quantuumn234
@Quantuumn234 12 күн бұрын
​@@alejandratorres6522womp womp
@allenjoseph1659
@allenjoseph1659 Ай бұрын
The whistle at the end AFTER she dies🤣 attention to detail🤣🤣
@urhypeboy
@urhypeboy Ай бұрын
It's not a mere "detail", the whistle is literally the whole plot.
@GeorgiaViking
@GeorgiaViking 12 күн бұрын
​@@urhypeboyRose blew the fk out of a whistle in the actual movie when Jack died and the boats came back.
@BigBossTussBall
@BigBossTussBall 2 күн бұрын
Bro she murdered him and you cant tell me otherwise.
@NW1_1
@NW1_1 10 ай бұрын
children: it's a win win situation
@mr.minion693
@mr.minion693 10 ай бұрын
Haha
@e_51_shubhamdebnath43
@e_51_shubhamdebnath43 10 ай бұрын
oh then I identify my self as childern
@gamer_it6025
@gamer_it6025 9 ай бұрын
2030 men and women only
@riaplayz9444
@riaplayz9444 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@GreenNinjaGaming-on6ox
@GreenNinjaGaming-on6ox 9 ай бұрын
Until you identify as one
@user-ms4mz7qp1k
@user-ms4mz7qp1k 8 ай бұрын
“Everyone’s a feminist until there’s a titanic around”
@Saddi_qui
@Saddi_qui 8 ай бұрын
"5 years 5 years"
@happydayzwithhappylizardz
@happydayzwithhappylizardz 7 ай бұрын
"5 years, still you, still me, still here"
@Saddi_qui
@Saddi_qui 7 ай бұрын
"5 years 5 years baby 5 years 5 years"
@user-ms4mz7qp1k
@user-ms4mz7qp1k 7 ай бұрын
What does this mean I’m so lost.
@Saddi_qui
@Saddi_qui 7 ай бұрын
@@user-ms4mz7qp1k The phrase "Everyones a feminist unitil there is a spider around" is from the song "5 years" by Bo Burnham
@Birdsofhappynes3452
@Birdsofhappynes3452 8 күн бұрын
“I IDENTIFY AS A MAN” “ I HATE 2022”😂😂😂😂
@Tulin730
@Tulin730 5 күн бұрын
Ikr? Not being able to base your entire life around what people's genitals look like is just not acceptable?😂😂😂
@thinecruz6697
@thinecruz6697 9 күн бұрын
Who are watching this in 2024💀💀 Edit:WOW 142 LIKeS!? TYSM GUyS🌹💕
@Mysteryteddy
@Mysteryteddy 9 күн бұрын
I am
@judaiyuki
@judaiyuki 8 күн бұрын
I love 2024
@ASVENGusion
@ASVENGusion 6 күн бұрын
me
@Fawzi_M.
@Fawzi_M. 4 күн бұрын
Me
@NoahVanHoeflaken
@NoahVanHoeflaken 4 күн бұрын
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@MusicByAllonaMayost
@MusicByAllonaMayost Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the Karens. “I was told this boat was unsinkable! I wanna talk to your manager!”
@dr.slimewise7650
@dr.slimewise7650 Жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 best one here
@augur8261
@augur8261 Жыл бұрын
What? You don't need to be a Karen to expect basic safety when on a ship. Nor do you need to be a Karen to be angry at an incompetency that puts lives at risk. Get over yourself.
@faziluzzaman4884
@faziluzzaman4884 Жыл бұрын
You reminded me of old complain habits of women 😂😂 rather making it right or atleast save their own life.
@Unknownmillie137
@Unknownmillie137 Жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOO
@floppaissus5099
@floppaissus5099 Жыл бұрын
Manager got away on the first😂
@markeye2043
@markeye2043 Жыл бұрын
“You wanted to be treated like men, and this is how men are treated… like sh**” That absolutely had me dying.
@superk9letsplays419
@superk9letsplays419 Жыл бұрын
Funny and true
@zengetsugaming1990
@zengetsugaming1990 Жыл бұрын
Well my man speak facts
@AmAnBiro
@AmAnBiro Жыл бұрын
Kinda true 😂
@ArbathSahadewa
@ArbathSahadewa Жыл бұрын
Well, you couldn't be more right 😅
@tomaszero
@tomaszero Жыл бұрын
True
@naheedabid5903
@naheedabid5903 18 күн бұрын
"you wanted to be treated equally... So this is how men are treated like shit" was hilarious and when they reply "we don't really believe in it" 😂😂😂😂
@abhinavgang3190
@abhinavgang3190 2 ай бұрын
We are just ginna ignore the city in the background while talking to the captain
@shaynewheeler9249
@shaynewheeler9249 Күн бұрын
Titanic
@eatingkids3093
@eatingkids3093 Жыл бұрын
His lover:*dies* Him: "i love 2022"
@coltonvine5500
@coltonvine5500 Жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOO
@samanthabrown9935
@samanthabrown9935 Жыл бұрын
You going to be single forever
@saygoodbye_
@saygoodbye_ Жыл бұрын
@@samanthabrown9935 at the rate of some independent women's braincells are declining, I think we all r gonna be single
@ikhw_n_ikhwan6693
@ikhw_n_ikhwan6693 Жыл бұрын
plot twist : “his lover name twenty twenty two”
@democrane6273
@democrane6273 Жыл бұрын
@@saygoodbye_ My dude spitting facts!
@autumnwind4741
@autumnwind4741 Жыл бұрын
Titanic getting a reboot be like:
@Lobotomy2100
@Lobotomy2100 Жыл бұрын
69 likes sheesh
@yesdaddy7220
@yesdaddy7220 Жыл бұрын
@@Lobotomy2100 96 likes sheesh
@agasthya9128
@agasthya9128 Жыл бұрын
Modified for the modern audience 🤣🤣
@Yourmomzie
@Yourmomzie Жыл бұрын
Titanic 666 be like:
@youraveragehistorian578
@youraveragehistorian578 Жыл бұрын
@Wtdd it’s not a sequel
@catherinekenneth2861
@catherinekenneth2861 3 күн бұрын
I like how non of the men waited to debate it, they all just left
@im-Sara-Jayne.
@im-Sara-Jayne. 16 күн бұрын
The captain looked a bit like tom hanks 😅
@shaynewheeler9249
@shaynewheeler9249 12 күн бұрын
Titanic
@hhs31
@hhs31 8 ай бұрын
"Men are treated like shit" 10000% accurate statement
@eggwithfedora
@eggwithfedora 7 ай бұрын
So true
@timelyferry
@timelyferry 7 ай бұрын
right so delusional. men are only treated like shit on occasions like this. women are treated like shit the rest of the fking time.
@hellhound9351
@hellhound9351 7 ай бұрын
Ong
@nanoswagger
@nanoswagger 7 ай бұрын
fr
@Tree511
@Tree511 6 ай бұрын
fax tho
@justacorn0211
@justacorn0211 Жыл бұрын
The fact that he waited for rose to die then blow whistle 😂😂
@soulgaming4735
@soulgaming4735 Жыл бұрын
😂 😂
@Zandex97
@Zandex97 Жыл бұрын
Thats what happen in movie too
@galaxy4719
@galaxy4719 Жыл бұрын
@@Zandex97 no, he was already dead when rescue came.
@SobaYatai
@SobaYatai Жыл бұрын
@@galaxy4719 took long enough.
@sekiro3074
@sekiro3074 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@stevenramdhanie3200
@stevenramdhanie3200 6 күн бұрын
Swear that woman dying part was hilarious the way she just floating away 😂
@shaynewheeler9249
@shaynewheeler9249 3 күн бұрын
Titanic
@mousakashwani8605
@mousakashwani8605 2 ай бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen?!?! I IDENTIFY AS A DOG
@blub5117
@blub5117 14 күн бұрын
Wrong movie. John wick is in room 23.
@mousakashwani8605
@mousakashwani8605 14 күн бұрын
@@blub5117 OLOOLOL
@hanzzel6086
@hanzzel6086 8 күн бұрын
Then you dead. None of the dogs on Titanic (except maybe 1?) survived.
@mousakashwani8605
@mousakashwani8605 8 күн бұрын
@@hanzzel6086 lol
@rien9265
@rien9265 9 ай бұрын
“I think I’m dying jack” “I love 2022”
@eoinoconnor5783
@eoinoconnor5783 8 ай бұрын
The rose wilted.
@tylorcan15
@tylorcan15 7 ай бұрын
Yes
@TEMPESTHACK
@TEMPESTHACK 11 ай бұрын
Five Billionaires: 'This video aged like fine wine."
@GanryujimaX
@GanryujimaX 11 ай бұрын
🤣💀
@TEMPESTHACK
@TEMPESTHACK 11 ай бұрын
@@GanryujimaX I think your missing four more skulls.
@Nightmare2.03
@Nightmare2.03 11 ай бұрын
@@TEMPESTHACKAin’t no way you said that 💀💀💀💀
@namgg9968
@namgg9968 11 ай бұрын
Bro. 💀
@TEMPESTHACK
@TEMPESTHACK 11 ай бұрын
@@namgg9968 again what is it with people putting the wrong number of skulls. Its five skulls guys.
@demetriusbrooks7466
@demetriusbrooks7466 2 ай бұрын
Careful what you wish for😂😂😂😂
@DanielClark-ix8bc
@DanielClark-ix8bc 16 күн бұрын
This is literally that bill Burr bit and I fuckin love it.
@neelmazumdar673
@neelmazumdar673 Жыл бұрын
"I wouldn't wanna imply that you can't handle the ice cold water as well as a man could" had me rolling 🤣🤣
@johanneshartman4618
@johanneshartman4618 Жыл бұрын
GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE SENT HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON THAT WHOESOEVER BELIEVETH ON HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE.
@JosiahFickinger
@JosiahFickinger Жыл бұрын
I found that funny as well... Denies physics lol
@TYdehigh
@TYdehigh Жыл бұрын
ROSE: "I think I'm dying Jack." JACK:👍. I died laughing right along with Rose, thats what she gets for not scooting over and letting Jack up on the door in the original. Justice has been served!
@cristinagomez3283
@cristinagomez3283 Жыл бұрын
@@TYdehigh "the hammer of justice is unisex" - Batman or something
@anamfatima2660
@anamfatima2660 Жыл бұрын
@@johanneshartman4618 who said that
@EntytyOwner
@EntytyOwner 9 ай бұрын
“You wanted to be treated like men and this is how men are treated…. Like SH*T” This is so true 😂
@Mickaa011
@Mickaa011 8 ай бұрын
Absolutely ❤
@Jaypcreeper666
@Jaypcreeper666 8 ай бұрын
True
@worldofcreativity4202
@worldofcreativity4202 8 ай бұрын
YUP
@tonyathomas135
@tonyathomas135 8 ай бұрын
No it's not it's because men are treated better cause men always wanna act like they don't get treated well us girls have to go through so much stuff men have to stop with this stuff
@rorysainsbury6816
@rorysainsbury6816 8 ай бұрын
Can relate
@destroyerdog
@destroyerdog Ай бұрын
0:21 he spitting out facts their and I like it. Thus shit had me dying of laughter. 💀💀🤣
@JustSomething172
@JustSomething172 19 күн бұрын
he risked his life saying" Ladies "
@ehetenandayo4667
@ehetenandayo4667 Жыл бұрын
A masterpiece we don't deserve but the one we need
@infinity2462
@infinity2462 Жыл бұрын
Indeed, it is as you have guessed
@oentrepreneur
@oentrepreneur Жыл бұрын
I love that dark knight reference
@mgazzz219
@mgazzz219 Жыл бұрын
Every ears should see this👀 The truth🙃
@adelalmohtaseb5261
@adelalmohtaseb5261 Жыл бұрын
This made it on the news lol
@teddybeargamez
@teddybeargamez Жыл бұрын
​@adelalmohtaseb5261, wait, actually?
@fionnbarrcasey5247
@fionnbarrcasey5247 Жыл бұрын
“It’s 2022 Rose. I wouldn’t want to imply you can’t handle the ice cold water the same way a man could!” that just had me balling for some reason😂😂
@mmonster6853
@mmonster6853 Жыл бұрын
286 likes and no comments, let me fix that.
@akaitskam4028
@akaitskam4028 Жыл бұрын
460 likes and one comment i can fix that.
@5ace500
@5ace500 Жыл бұрын
Losers for eternity. Congratulations to you two.
@najju2606
@najju2606 Жыл бұрын
@@5ace500 🤓
@shadowlp9790
@shadowlp9790 Жыл бұрын
@@5ace500 🤓
@mohammedmansoormujtaba1122
@mohammedmansoormujtaba1122 29 күн бұрын
Finally got a perfect video to send it to my sister 😂😂😂
@shaynewheeler9249
@shaynewheeler9249 12 күн бұрын
Titanic
@judaiyuki
@judaiyuki 12 күн бұрын
What's her reaction?
@mohammedmansoormujtaba1122
@mohammedmansoormujtaba1122 11 күн бұрын
@@judaiyuki seriously 😏 She was like I really don't belive in it yet.............. Ok i dont say it rest of the time 🤣🤣🤣
@someweirdstuff1256
@someweirdstuff1256 8 күн бұрын
the children: 😎
@adnanshaikh5675
@adnanshaikh5675 Жыл бұрын
“I won’t let go rose, I won’t let go” leaves her hand 💀🗿
@sta5011
@sta5011 Жыл бұрын
I love 2022 - jack 2022-1995
@averyjohnson7728
@averyjohnson7728 Жыл бұрын
Well how the tables have turned!
@Demoncraft79
@Demoncraft79 4 ай бұрын
​@@averyjohnson7728how the turns have tabled
@isaac5622
@isaac5622 Жыл бұрын
"Draw me like one of your non-binary, bisexual french transgender woman Jack."
@horrorgamestv6564
@horrorgamestv6564 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@deadsheep1017
@deadsheep1017 Жыл бұрын
Jack: "it's done!" Rose: "...why is my painting self wearing clothes?" Jack: "I do not objectify respectable non-binary, bisexual French transgender women!" *starts sweating* "there's more to them than their bodies". *starts panicking* "OMG! did I use that right!? It is 'them' isn't it!?" Rose: "....I did not think this through."
@capt.bellamy
@capt.bellamy Жыл бұрын
Oh no
@nobleseven5293
@nobleseven5293 Жыл бұрын
More like your half black , half Mexican , transgender , homosexual , disabled , dwarf woman
@DastardlyDavid69
@DastardlyDavid69 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like my kinda woman.
@jsas2047
@jsas2047 27 күн бұрын
The rule "women and children first" was implemented BECAUSE they very rarely survived sinking ships, men used to get themselves on the life boats first. It was not a thing before the 19th century and not really applied until well into the 20th century.
@BringBackAsbestos
@BringBackAsbestos 3 күн бұрын
Yeah that’s what happens when your bigger stronger and faster. It’s still special treatment regardless. Just because your not physically able to save yourself doesn’t doesn’t make it my issue. Obviously I’m saying this from an impartial view of it was my mother, wife or child I would want them safe first but that’s irrelevant to my point. Your acting like this whole rule was actually fair or something.
@historymusic6331
@historymusic6331 21 сағат бұрын
​@@BringBackAsbestosYeah 👍 totally agreed
@derykamey3626
@derykamey3626 7 күн бұрын
He should have been holding her hand saying, I'll never let go.... Then lets go as Rose did in the movie. 😅😂
@universellaylist1777
@universellaylist1777 Жыл бұрын
"You wanted to be treated equal to men, well this is how men are treated, like shit." True words.
@nikhilprince2904
@nikhilprince2904 Жыл бұрын
Goddam, I want girls reaction after hearing this
@20F0
@20F0 Жыл бұрын
-Master pogeay (nailed the writing)
@babyshrekk
@babyshrekk Жыл бұрын
@@nikhilprince2904 They don't give a shit tho
@universellaylist1777
@universellaylist1777 Жыл бұрын
@@nikhilprince2904 me too
@The_Blue_Ender
@The_Blue_Ender Жыл бұрын
@@nikhilprince2904 same here
@arianaross5013
@arianaross5013 Жыл бұрын
“Yea we do!” Girl with her California accent and her weird dyed hair is spot on 🤣
@Wispectre
@Wispectre Жыл бұрын
What the hell is California
@eXtr3me543
@eXtr3me543 Жыл бұрын
@@Wispectre it’s a state
@nuclearaurora
@nuclearaurora Жыл бұрын
@@Wispectre ?
@invisiman1938
@invisiman1938 Жыл бұрын
@@Wispectre It's Hell, Aspect.
@zanmato94
@zanmato94 Жыл бұрын
@@Wispectre - You can't be serious...
@ItsTheC
@ItsTheC 9 күн бұрын
"Men and children first" 🙂 "Men *in* children first" 😦
@alphaz8741
@alphaz8741 4 күн бұрын
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. 2 YEARS I WAITED FOR THIS COMMENT. 2 YEARS
@yahyanikeghbal7368
@yahyanikeghbal7368 Ай бұрын
One wrong step leads to a big disaster,correct it before it's be to late
@balravens410
@balravens410 Жыл бұрын
"Leo, I'm dying" "Rose, it's 2022"
@Clovercoin
@Clovercoin Жыл бұрын
"Just keep your heart beating, you'll be fine." or "Stop being so dramatic, just live"
@justthisguy3899
@justthisguy3899 Жыл бұрын
@@Clovercoin Yeah that makes sense 😂
@justthisguy3899
@justthisguy3899 Жыл бұрын
@@Clovercoin And wow what a name you have😂
@Clovercoin
@Clovercoin Жыл бұрын
@@justthisguy3899 ehe
@ambermiyuki7476
@ambermiyuki7476 Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t figure out WHY she waited to blow the whistle AFTER he died! Wtf?!
@konor6456
@konor6456 Жыл бұрын
if you made 3 hour version of this i'd watch on repeat for a week xD
@saajiddaya2152
@saajiddaya2152 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@itzozzybloxplays6183
@itzozzybloxplays6183 Жыл бұрын
Make it a movie 😃
@lucky4029
@lucky4029 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@sixthhills
@sixthhills Жыл бұрын
Me too
@yusifkatulie3817
@yusifkatulie3817 Жыл бұрын
And then ask for a part two 😂
@KarolekKrajewski
@KarolekKrajewski 17 күн бұрын
That’s was personal 💀💀💀💀
@kai5289
@kai5289 Жыл бұрын
The whistle truly a nice final touch
@Chaotica81
@Chaotica81 Жыл бұрын
Diss respekt
@jesuscroist5977
@jesuscroist5977 Жыл бұрын
@@Chaotica81 touch grass
@bigaraga
@bigaraga Жыл бұрын
whisle* xd
@bigaraga
@bigaraga Жыл бұрын
@@ANONYMOUSLY-taken 🤓
@bigaraga
@bigaraga Жыл бұрын
@@jesuscroist5977 🤓
@wildmoose3979
@wildmoose3979 Жыл бұрын
"Leo, I'm dying" "I'm sorry but you're over 25"
@LevelUP84
@LevelUP84 Жыл бұрын
Andrew Tate and Pearly things would be proud.
@supersaturn4742
@supersaturn4742 Жыл бұрын
If you're over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must have!
@KazShiro
@KazShiro Жыл бұрын
@@supersaturn4742 Every person 19 to 24 with a gaming computer:
@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 Жыл бұрын
W I S E M Y S T I C A L T R E E
@ivanna4980
@ivanna4980 Жыл бұрын
JJajajja
@mrunknown-zp2bt
@mrunknown-zp2bt 10 сағат бұрын
ending whistle damm 😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing
@vasseibasylla5269
@vasseibasylla5269 16 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 You looked for it, you've got it 😂😂
@specific78
@specific78 Жыл бұрын
“We can handle it just as good as men” ….”SHUT UUUP!!!!!!” That killed me 🤣🤣
@kalebsmith939
@kalebsmith939 Жыл бұрын
Same here... My stomach hurts from laughter
@BabsChannel
@BabsChannel Жыл бұрын
Women ain't good at shit. They're holes, that's where it ends.
@kreuner11
@kreuner11 Жыл бұрын
Too bad in reality that just means families and people will be loaded at once without putting extra effort of ensuring the order based on gender, why would that make sense
@anitahand5699
@anitahand5699 Ай бұрын
except today all the crew would be female as they were diversity hires . they would not be able to lower the lifeboats as they didnt have the strength. if they could they still could not row away from titanic ... again, see previous statement.
@BringBackAsbestos
@BringBackAsbestos 3 күн бұрын
@@kreuner11that wasn’t true. Men period were not allowed on they stopped. The husbands had to catch the boats after the women were loaded on
@madman3314
@madman3314 Жыл бұрын
The way he said "LIKE S***" makes me laugh so hard
@SarahFinds
@SarahFinds Жыл бұрын
Ummm 🧐 noted
@kailuuu
@kailuuu Жыл бұрын
Same 😂😭
@jeromepoles1722
@jeromepoles1722 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@himaririku5289
@himaririku5289 Жыл бұрын
wait when
@TRG_R17
@TRG_R17 Жыл бұрын
Reply 5
@beerussama7093
@beerussama7093 15 күн бұрын
“You know why men make more money than women? Because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titanic and it starts to sink, for some reason, you get to leave with the kids and I have to stay - that's why I get the dollar more an hour.” -Bill Burr
@nahyanhassan2434
@nahyanhassan2434 Ай бұрын
Like this comment when you watch this in 2024
@Pan-CakeVR
@Pan-CakeVR 5 ай бұрын
The ghosts on titanic: “FINALLY WE HAVE WOMEN!”
@mrboxcutter
@mrboxcutter 4 ай бұрын
@longestcomment6969I can’t quite put my finger on it but that sounds familiar…
@ItsYourGurlAsh
@ItsYourGurlAsh 3 ай бұрын
Ghosts don’t age lol
@roastytoasty8559
@roastytoasty8559 3 ай бұрын
@@ItsYourGurlAsh your mother doesn't age.
@ajttchng7101
@ajttchng7101 2 ай бұрын
​​@@roastytoasty8559your penis doesn't grow
@levvz6113
@levvz6113 2 ай бұрын
​@@roastytoasty8559😱😱shiver me timbers, spoken like a true primary school student
@dhritishmannath3030
@dhritishmannath3030 Жыл бұрын
Jack be like:I missed the part where that's my problem
@Iamadragon-wr5wr
@Iamadragon-wr5wr Жыл бұрын
Ayo me
@yorkerold
@yorkerold Жыл бұрын
Sigma Jack
@mrpnerd3267
@mrpnerd3267 11 ай бұрын
Well jake and peter real life friends
@Agoodduck158
@Agoodduck158 11 ай бұрын
Makes sense considering Leonardo DiCaprio almost played Spider-Man
@encikammar4468
@encikammar4468 11 ай бұрын
Bully Jack
@cheechai2977
@cheechai2977 4 сағат бұрын
Jack waiting for the rescue but the rescue team did not come imagine that happening XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@czmec0812
@czmec0812 7 күн бұрын
why is this so accurate xDDDD
@alba7732
@alba7732 Жыл бұрын
The satisfaction on Jack’s face is priceless 😅😅
@jamesmayle3787
@jamesmayle3787 Жыл бұрын
The Bible is truth. Please read at least three books of the Bible, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness, that’s what makes it click. Parents are easiest. They’ve loved you to some degree. It’s actually extremely important to forgive them specifically, that relationship has spiritual significance to God. Remember to break down before Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness too. Please, it’s really important that you do these things as soon as possible. The Bible is truth. Jesus Christ is Lord.
@DTCHoop
@DTCHoop Жыл бұрын
@@jamesmayle3787 uhhh no
@QueenJenniferTheGreat
@QueenJenniferTheGreat Жыл бұрын
@@jamesmayle3787 I'll try
@risqr9026
@risqr9026 Жыл бұрын
@@jamesmayle3787 the bible is true, my father is greater than i so why did you still think that jesus is a god even he has dad?
@kangpaidi8567
@kangpaidi8567 Жыл бұрын
@@jamesmayle3787 it’s 2022
@AsjadSS
@AsjadSS Жыл бұрын
"I think I'm dying, Jack." "And I respect that Rose. you're dying like a man. I'm proud of you!" 👏👏
@pmzeenath442
@pmzeenath442 Жыл бұрын
The best comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nataliamason3398
@nataliamason3398 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@limitlessimmortal3449
@limitlessimmortal3449 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
@focusonyourstudies7217
@focusonyourstudies7217 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nigsbalchin226
@nigsbalchin226 Жыл бұрын
@@sayeedakhan7090 He/she/it is! He's/she/it is studying 'The Decline of Misogyny and the Rise of Misandry in the Twenty-first Century.' It's a new major in the New-Woke University of Havard. All the best universities have one nowadays.
@mssweety3019
@mssweety3019 5 күн бұрын
Captain is leagend😂😅😅
@linpyaesone9687
@linpyaesone9687 8 күн бұрын
Man this shit is DOPE😂
@averyjohnson7728
@averyjohnson7728 Жыл бұрын
Rose: “I think I’m dying Jack!” *dies* Jack: “I missed the part where that was my problem.” *blows whistle*
@levihearen
@levihearen Жыл бұрын
Spider man reference
@123RADIOactive
@123RADIOactive Жыл бұрын
That’s a cute Spider Man pop culture reference you got there. Did your husband type it for you?
@tacis7729
@tacis7729 Жыл бұрын
​@@123RADIOactive what's wrong with that?
@ZoroKun60
@ZoroKun60 Жыл бұрын
Titanic: the rise of Bully Jack
@imapolemicist2239
@imapolemicist2239 Жыл бұрын
That was horrible... And I'm going to hell for laughing so much I snorted.
@priyanshusingh2097
@priyanshusingh2097 Жыл бұрын
Now that's what we all have been waiting for so long Brings me tears
@coolman504
@coolman504 Жыл бұрын
Of happiness of course.
@-SimonRiley
@-SimonRiley Жыл бұрын
@@coolman504 No he's asking to bring him the tears of the dead women who were wailing in agony due to the freezing cold water of the arctic while the sharks devour their dead remains. A true man I need
@Amiruny
@Amiruny Жыл бұрын
@@-SimonRiley 🤨
@itzozzybloxplays6183
@itzozzybloxplays6183 Жыл бұрын
🥲
@priyanshusingh2097
@priyanshusingh2097 Жыл бұрын
@@-SimonRiley 😏
@SeanikaShiz
@SeanikaShiz 8 күн бұрын
Good ending unlocked
@joeltous9618
@joeltous9618 Күн бұрын
Famous last word "i love 2022"😂😂😂
@Johnwick-ue6ei
@Johnwick-ue6ei Жыл бұрын
"Jack help me i'm dying" "I missed the part where that's my problem"
@54peace
@54peace Жыл бұрын
she gon put dat dirts in you eyes.
@zoverawizo7476
@zoverawizo7476 Жыл бұрын
@@54peace in the ocean. 🤪🤪🤪
@54peace
@54peace Жыл бұрын
@@zoverawizo7476 oceans dont have dirt? 😤
@NotTheXe
@NotTheXe Жыл бұрын
Spiderman reference
@A-SUS
@A-SUS Жыл бұрын
@@54peace she dirt herself, but it requires the girl to sink first
@Luxunzuh69
@Luxunzuh69 9 ай бұрын
"men in children first" them subtitles tweakin 😂😂😭
@Marichatx1000
@Marichatx1000 9 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT
@Whiskers4169
@Whiskers4169 9 ай бұрын
Damn guess the pastors got the special treatment
@Yesunbileg-mu9mt
@Yesunbileg-mu9mt 9 ай бұрын
I AM DTING 💀💀
@Wh0-let-h1m-c00k
@Wh0-let-h1m-c00k 9 ай бұрын
IKR I LAUGHED OFF MY ASS 💀💀
@matybigboy8574
@matybigboy8574 9 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@darklordgaming7406
@darklordgaming7406 Күн бұрын
It never goes old 😂 I love 2022 😂😂that Sean price less
@spencercoots
@spencercoots 12 күн бұрын
Careful what you wish for, Parker.
@Ashlin_
@Ashlin_ Жыл бұрын
You missed the part where a Karen would swoop a random crying child and goes “I have a child! I have a child!”
@Hokageminato
@Hokageminato Жыл бұрын
She wanted to live because she had a child : women ☕
@yessir7315
@yessir7315 Жыл бұрын
Women ☕️ 🗿
@synchrotune2833
@synchrotune2833 Жыл бұрын
Hey, that's good
@aakashnaik1576
@aakashnaik1576 Жыл бұрын
Dunkirk x Titanic 2022
@johnraina4828
@johnraina4828 Жыл бұрын
"I identifies as a child!"
@todaychange5-7783
@todaychange5-7783 Жыл бұрын
2023 logic if I identify as a fish I’m most likely to survive
@favouragu4724
@favouragu4724 Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
@69yourmom25x
@69yourmom25x Жыл бұрын
I identify as a shark so that you have zero percent of surviving
@todaychange5-7783
@todaychange5-7783 Жыл бұрын
@@69yourmom25x you wanna eat me?😨😘
@Hope-Solos-Darkstar
@Hope-Solos-Darkstar Жыл бұрын
Modern western women:“I feel like if you just manifest hard enough it will happen for you gurl”
@Nottheguyyouwantedasvillain
@Nottheguyyouwantedasvillain 11 ай бұрын
​@@69yourmom25x but you are almost blind and cant see anything
@random9439
@random9439 25 күн бұрын
‘Men in children first’
@SomeGuy-jv1sx
@SomeGuy-jv1sx 17 сағат бұрын
"men in children first" damn the subtitles wilding
@nguyenmanh4358
@nguyenmanh4358 Жыл бұрын
"i'm dying jack" " I miss the part where is my problem"
@islamicagenda9745
@islamicagenda9745 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@philippecort9009
@philippecort9009 Жыл бұрын
f**king legendary reference !
@TedEhioghae
@TedEhioghae Жыл бұрын
where that's my problem*
@kaelthunderhoof5619
@kaelthunderhoof5619 Жыл бұрын
You'll get your life if you fix this damn door!
@acepr012
@acepr012 Жыл бұрын
Stings doesn't it. 😊
@JDWalker495
@JDWalker495 Жыл бұрын
“You wanted to treated like men well this how men are treated, like Sh*t” Had me dying 🤣🤣🤣 It’s true tho
@rylenbarber711
@rylenbarber711 Жыл бұрын
It’s true tho
@crAzytitAn4741
@crAzytitAn4741 Жыл бұрын
Its true tho
@lawrencelawrence4441
@lawrencelawrence4441 Жыл бұрын
Its true tho.
@lilybe7500
@lilybe7500 Жыл бұрын
It's true tho
@marcosfranciscogutierrez8697
@marcosfranciscogutierrez8697 Жыл бұрын
It's true tho
@ROCKSMASHER
@ROCKSMASHER Ай бұрын
"Womp Womp"☠️
@tdc40ii
@tdc40ii 4 күн бұрын
The whistle blown to all the men ❤🎉😏🛳️🚢 when the ships sinks💀⛵️
@ginnyhaokip2060
@ginnyhaokip2060 Жыл бұрын
What i've always been waiting for🤣 "This is what you always wanted"😅
@beast-master2094
@beast-master2094 Жыл бұрын
Voice of the private reminds me of skipper from the Madagascar movie.
@d_ward4871
@d_ward4871 Жыл бұрын
“You wanted to be treated like men, and men are treated like SH*T !!” 😂 😂
@halalola432
@halalola432 Жыл бұрын
By other men
@toginfinity8418
@toginfinity8418 Жыл бұрын
​@@halalola432 yeah, you're definitely a woman or raised only by a mother.
@theshadeow5103
@theshadeow5103 Жыл бұрын
@@halalola432 By everyone
@gamereffector1952
@gamereffector1952 Жыл бұрын
@@halalola432 By society
@amirhamzah97
@amirhamzah97 Жыл бұрын
By the world
@islamakeskewledits
@islamakeskewledits 2 ай бұрын
“A woman can handle a sinking ship just as much as a man can” 💀💀
@LordRafay
@LordRafay Ай бұрын
Bro that line was deep when he said Thats how men are treated like shit
@xa9ax
@xa9ax Жыл бұрын
“I’m dying Jack” “Sounds like a you-problem”
@thefirephoenix872
@thefirephoenix872 Жыл бұрын
444 likes
@burningwolf5805
@burningwolf5805 Жыл бұрын
She finds herself in a sink or swim situation. Welcome to being a man.
@simsimaorange3655
@simsimaorange3655 3 ай бұрын
"I think im dying jack" "I love 2022😂😂😂😂😂
@theunidentifiedlarp
@theunidentifiedlarp 2 ай бұрын
proceeds to call a trench charge*
@BLACK_BERRY.07
@BLACK_BERRY.07 Ай бұрын
Dude got the innocent rizz 💀
@urhypeboy
@urhypeboy Ай бұрын
Unfunny
@BLACK_BERRY.07
@BLACK_BERRY.07 Ай бұрын
@@urhypeboy people who got balls can only feel the fun dude i hope you dont have them
@user-ys1hl8wh5y
@user-ys1hl8wh5y Ай бұрын
​@@BLACK_BERRY.07 wait, he has balls?
@user-ul5mv7wd8l
@user-ul5mv7wd8l Ай бұрын
That hits hard💀🗿
@crisdelgadillo6502
@crisdelgadillo6502 11 күн бұрын
"I don't want to imply that you can't handle the ice cold water the same way a man could" says the man who wouldn't survive it either
@mexstudios6753
@mexstudios6753 Жыл бұрын
1912: Women and Children First 2022: Men and Children First 2122: Men and Women First
@vksmanbro4998
@vksmanbro4998 Жыл бұрын
2222: nobody only
@Saitawa
@Saitawa Жыл бұрын
Real 2022: Men in Children first
@Not9_
@Not9_ Жыл бұрын
@@Saitawa ayo wtf
@aimanzakh7380
@aimanzakh7380 Жыл бұрын
wait, where's the children 🤣🤣🤣
@PSTRIPPLEE
@PSTRIPPLEE Жыл бұрын
2090 Men in black only
@RNDMEDITS555
@RNDMEDITS555 8 ай бұрын
“i think im dying jack” “ i love 2022”
@thesquadron5900
@thesquadron5900 5 ай бұрын
He’s like ow ow thinking when did I ask
@michaelaustin5411
@michaelaustin5411 16 сағат бұрын
Matt - I love 2022. 😂😂😂😂
@kittyqueen7193
@kittyqueen7193 2 күн бұрын
This makes my mad and happy at the same time 😂 Bc women were treated unfairly back then but the way they edited this and the acting was just 👌
@aquario6914
@aquario6914 Жыл бұрын
The amount of times I watched this is unhealthy
@spectre10
@spectre10 Жыл бұрын
Same
@faitha8
@faitha8 Жыл бұрын
Omg same
@safrielsaputra8388
@safrielsaputra8388 Жыл бұрын
same
@KingVanellope
@KingVanellope Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@dubskulls9554
@dubskulls9554 Жыл бұрын
Same here
@RaisonDetre96
@RaisonDetre96 11 күн бұрын
Imagine how much quieter those life boats would have been with only men and children aboard.
@jeffersonpappoe2614
@jeffersonpappoe2614 2 күн бұрын
Damn right 😂😂😂, send the men on the boat🤣🤣🤣
@SuperiorBenana
@SuperiorBenana Жыл бұрын
A masterpiece, this deserves an Oscar
@fredocricket58
@fredocricket58 Жыл бұрын
True 😂😂😂
@Paradox9955
@Paradox9955 Жыл бұрын
Indeed it does my good friend
@victorbinting
@victorbinting Жыл бұрын
I will definitely vote for this.
@learningnew732
@learningnew732 Жыл бұрын
Pure gold
@ItzSatoru.
@ItzSatoru. Жыл бұрын
Yep fax
@totoybrown0908
@totoybrown0908 Жыл бұрын
idkw, but this for some reason hits the spot and feels good 😂😂
@rawat04
@rawat04 Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@navascv8745
@navascv8745 Жыл бұрын
maybe this is what real equality feels like to men.
@rawat04
@rawat04 Жыл бұрын
@@navascv8745 yeah and it kinda satisfy my soul ya know🤣🤣
@lampy1801
@lampy1801 Жыл бұрын
@@rawat04 ...how?
@rawat04
@rawat04 Жыл бұрын
@@lampy1801 i can't explain u it's an emotion 💀
@DominicTanTV
@DominicTanTV 12 күн бұрын
“Where’s the toilet? I need to pee before I go on the lifeboat. Who knows how long I’ll be in the water?” Imagine queuing behind this woman.
@thelonewolf5238
@thelonewolf5238 Ай бұрын
Subtitles: Men in children first. Dude i spilled my coffee when i read that😂
@nahnottoday..8866
@nahnottoday..8866 Жыл бұрын
"This is how man are treated.... Like sh!t" 😂😂😂😂
@Shiva_jat
@Shiva_jat Жыл бұрын
Haha video have clearly shown who was treated like a shit i.e women letting then drove 🤣🤣
@deadsheep1017
@deadsheep1017 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile the guy who identifies as a chair, being surrounded by water. *This is fine*
@UnitedStatesOfFrickenAmerica
@UnitedStatesOfFrickenAmerica Жыл бұрын
Lol
@rathinasabapathy3796
@rathinasabapathy3796 Жыл бұрын
The guy who identifies as an attack helicopter *Flies away filled with people *
@aniketsrivastava1870
@aniketsrivastava1870 Жыл бұрын
Cause that chair is motivated
@deadsheep1017
@deadsheep1017 Жыл бұрын
@@aniketsrivastava1870 if Vergil was there, everyone would be so motivated, they'd simply carry the ship to shore.
@Nikolaswasghosted
@Nikolaswasghosted Жыл бұрын
Alright I'm convinced that the 2000s generation had a stroke, dayum it I'm part of this generation- 😄🔫
@EmanuelRosstorp
@EmanuelRosstorp 2 күн бұрын
The pink haired lady was badass ngl
@micbad4689
@micbad4689 15 күн бұрын
Jack survives without having to pay child support and can repeat the whole process.
@eoinoconnor5783
@eoinoconnor5783 8 ай бұрын
“We just say that half the time. We don’t actually believe in it” Truer words were never spoken.
@lynishere
@lynishere 8 ай бұрын
Nah, completely opposite.
@frostburn9104
@frostburn9104 8 ай бұрын
@@lynishereyou don’t say it half the time and you believe in it?
@lynishere
@lynishere 8 ай бұрын
@@frostburn9104 Kind of.
@mateuszkrytyk5711
@mateuszkrytyk5711 7 ай бұрын
​@@lynisherehuuuuuh?
@Corruptix_
@Corruptix_ 7 ай бұрын
​@@lynishereno way☠️☠️
@naokisato4431
@naokisato4431 Жыл бұрын
Did no one notice the subtitles say: "men in children first"? 💀 they wildin
@7ninekrueg573
@7ninekrueg573 Жыл бұрын
Ayo wtf
@Maniacc007
@Maniacc007 Жыл бұрын
You are wildin
@ShadowReaper695
@ShadowReaper695 Жыл бұрын
O god why did you point it out 😭
@wirelessdude5413
@wirelessdude5413 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Filename_2
@Filename_2 Жыл бұрын
Ayo 🤨😳
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