If Toddlers had BODY GUARDS - Part 1

Toddlers need bodyguards. As parents, we often feel like bodyguards to our kids. I decided to take it a step further and actually hire security detail for my little man.
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Hi! I'm Taylor Calmus, a Colorado-based actor/comedian. I started Dude Dad© two weeks before my son Theo was born as a way to stay creative while learning to be a father. My wife Heidi and I now have 3 kids and over 300+ videos. My purpose for the channel is to entertain, enlighten and inspire.
In addition to Dude Dad©, I have been in numerous TV shows, commercials, and have regular appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I will also be hosting my own TV show called "Super Dad" on the new Magnolia Network / Discovery+. Heidi and the kids will also be a part of the show. I am originally from the rural community of Howard, South Dakota.
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[@PurpleChurch]

Denying the baby access to the slide was comedic gold. Then telling the baby to take it like a man was beyond funny.

[@missdrey954]

"You're not gonna play here today." 😂😂😂

[@CYGaming1]

whats your clearence level?

[@peppxrrr86]

Fun isn’t it sir killed me. 😂😂😂

[@danielaramburo7648]

My daughter has a bodyguard, it’s me. My big hand cannon keeps evil away.

[@khalood_vxr7622]

W dad

[@Niko69420]

@@khalood_vxr7622 ?

[@crusader465]

@@Niko69420 w means good or winner

[@leavemealone7108]

Period

[@estes1022]

@@crusader465 best

[@DynamiteCookieDC]

I did not want to taser that woman **looks at woman**

[@officialshifter6488]

I LOST IT WHEN U TACKLED THE GIRL I-

[@Elemental_Games]

For real and the old couples faces

[@alyssaimperiale9238]

I’d love to hire these guys

[@sarathi6897]

02:26 What's your clearance level 🤣😇😇😂😅😆

[@therealpuppym]

I think the woman was trying to kidnap that child, but luckily sir had bodyguards.

[@dibralfarley5950]

I have to know how many people flipped out during the filming of this video. HAHA

[@lavender8036]

That kid is a total boss man of a mafia gang😂❤️

[@faithtaylor6706]

One of the bodyguards looks like Kevin from Backstreet Boys, haha 😂

[@peterzavragin.d-17wenttowa48]

I Wish I Had These Babysitters For My Kids

[@lydiakhongsai1285]

This is pure gold

[@gameversemaster]

I love this set of videos!

[@laurarickbeil5574]

You got your comment sections back! Congrats!!

[@lilprincee4037]

"iT's cLeAn i TaStED iT" 💀💀💀

[@mememe5196]

I know I'm late, but baby bodyguards....aren't those parents? Lol

[@liljohnpeluden5933]

2:16 the poor baby just want to go there 😃

[@John-wp7kl]

I love these videos

[@thequestionable8524]

Dang that baby cried I felt bad for him XD but it was so finny

[@lilyandlesliechannellol8017]

LMAOOOOO this is just to cute and funny

[@oatmeallover4000]

Lady at the swing was a actor

[@RealHunterVR]

0:40 oh geez I hope you explained afterwards

[@Hw92bd93bwodn]

Very entertaining especially the last part. Hope its not fake.

[@tsplon674]

And stay at home moms do this all day every day! It's more than a full time job!

[@giovannipina7692]

*he doesn’t want ice cream Might be a pizza day today I don’t know.*

[@SophiaR__8722]

3:12 he just grabbed that lady 😂 she wasn't backing away though...

[@petercdowney]

Remember, if a bodyguard smashes your phone, you take a kukri and you slice his head off! They do say that you have to draw blood with a kukri before you put it away!

[@nv_chino]

it’s clean i tasted it 😂

[@anubhavverma8738]

03:35 when he said "du da doo da doo da du da dooo a pai a daa" I felt that

[@mattborja9200]

2:12 i feel bad for this baby he just wanted to play😭😭😭

[@ALQQ]

2:27 AWHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE HUG THAT CHILD RNN

[@bksvukatsone2219]

Its clean... I tasted it. *haha

[@40Mprxdigy]

This could be a movie

[@Captain_Vaughn987]

Best content of 2017

[@acefrostplayz5612]

Having bodyguards is not as fun as you think they keep you away from public friends and other people I experienced it ones but I told my dad I don't want fricking bodyguards

[@nuggethcr2269]

Same but my bodyguards only let me play with friends but that's it no one else they didn't let me make new friends

[@L1Zxxzx]

@@jellygrl.. fr lmao

[@aidenflame1576]

One THIS IS TOO CUTE QND I LOVE THIS so adorable!!! But also small issue with camera??: Is this a filter or is the camera actually dirtyy i could ignore the flexks but like the hair or craxk or whatever is bugging meeee

[@BrilliantChess_Ayanokoji]

I died when u tackled the girl pffffttt

[@kimberlyanderson1013]

THE funniest video you've made!!!! I just couldn't. ..😅 I just can't...😅 I. Am. Dead....😂 OMgeeee!!!😂

[@user.kittycutie2733mhm]

2:15 OMG I STARTED CRYING BECAUSE THE BABY COULDN'T PLAY IN THE PLAYGROUND 😭 I FEEL SO BAD😭😭😭😭

[@LaurieSiegmund]

He probably cried because it was a stranger, not that he didn't get to play. Everyone takes everything so serious.

[@sathvikvadlamani7682]

He doesn’t have clearance grandma go cry to your mom

[@user.kittycutie2733mhm]

Excuse me? This was last year. Don't say go cry to my mom to me

[@shingeokageyama6641]

3:08

[@angelcameron1602]

Took me awhile to figure out that the hair on he screen wasn't on my end. 😂 Loved this

[@distancedancer816]

So funny! 😅😂😅

[@kiimjiinchu3607]

sorry little boy 😭

[@maxklomann1255]

Tottler: WHAT IS GOIN ON?

[@Tardists]

This guy in 2069 : " If T Rex have bodyguards

[@theneg5054]

My childhood was tough Meanwhile Bruce wayne :

[@m.e2348]

Poor child that wanted to play on the playground

[@sathvikvadlamani7682]

He doesn’t have clearance baby or grandma whatever

[@jacobburd5838]

This exactly how creepy joes an the secret service must be

[@inspiredbydesigninthecityo2537]

I am dying laughing this was so so funny!!!

[@petercdowney]

If charged with assaulting one of these bodyguards, I'd look forward to arguing my case in court. And getting acquitted, of course! Of course, no one has ever been prosecuted for allegedly attacking a bodyguard in Britain.

[@slimeylold6149]

YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT

[@acuervo006]

Love it hahaha

[@starfish3156]

Very cute Lmbo.

[@gregthomas355]

He took her down!!

[@Ms.Chicken811]

THIS SHI IS CRAZY

[@Miki_The_Therian102]

I CAME LOOKING FOR THIS CAUSE I SAW IT ON PINTEREST

[@Kukangmukanya]

surely the bai is already big 😂

[@georgesmasebi6159]

Security to a 11 months baby boy "Are you gonna cry about it or are you gonna handle it like a man " took le down 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@annabelenko1611]

Wow finally a day in bidens life 😂😂

[@alimoharam4362]

checking the fountain for anthrax 💀

[@trevorhosman8723]

Can we please do another one!!

[@zakkuto]

Insane

[@K1ngComrade]

Hopefully that lady they tackled was staged.

[@luluq568]

2:13 IM DEAAAADDDD LMMAAAOOO

[@mrwill1235]

At least let the toddlers go on the playground

[@tamhore8788]

Im sure the baby with the woman was part of the whole video, im sure they let him play in there after the shot :D

[@CarlosTheSeal]

Nah, but I think they took it too far when they pinned down that lady💀

[@TTSGODW]

Damn he put her down

[@jinx2100]

I really hope that the people they were horrible to were cast into those roles an not just random.

[@jorii385]

Probably are just random

[@ekatmafullington4357]

Fun isn't it sir 😉 💀 killing me bro

[@ShinyTechThings]

Hilarious, but you need a sensor and or lens cleaning BTW.

[@XO_Em395]

Reminds me of one of those funny movies

[@Anandpari8652]

Nice

[@m.guerra5127]

When you guys took this to far people just have baby to take care of

[@mommalion7028]

People just taking pictures of someone else's kid. XD I can't even imagine that in 1995

[@kristenespinal6478]

i kinda feel bad for the people especially that mom at the swings

[@LaurieSiegmund]

I am sure that they were warned that they were being filmed and that it is scripted. These are made to make you laugh.

[@AlleyeSun]

Cute! LOL

[@UditRP]

There is a piece of hair on the lens of camera 😂😂😂😂 Hit like if you notice it..

[@danielhaboc8047]

Lil bro is the Marfias son

[@therandapoto6758]

You made a kid cry!?? 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[@naomibryant5480]

3:27 dam you good? i think killed her

[@Sparxzy]

Lol

[@DHARK1873]

Ppl walking by be wondering what country he’s prince of!

[@justinvalera4498]

Mt little bro has a bodyguard our pet parrot

[@3ammemes876]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAAOOO

[@aussie8114]

Someone needs to learn how to clean their sensor 😅

[@EricaYE6]

2:20 Did you really make a baby cry, dude? Not funny.

[@PujaSingh-ez2fg]

Wow

[@thpedits]

They make it only for kids I think so previously

[@ほっぺちゃん大好きちゃんねる]

これぞ優しい世界 歌は世界平和に繋がる(？)ってはっきりわかんだね

[@MereDilawenisaqa]

Ok

[@steveoku7047]

Out of any child you would want to pick up.. Why on earth would you choose the one with 2 bodyguards standing next to it

[@Skizzle4Life]

I really hope the people you smashed there phone you knew them!!

[@dejanaebrown6403]

Noo why u do the baby like that 😭😭

[@ibadhashmi8787]

O My God 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Trikeish2024]

🤨

[@Jacob_64]

You guys are underrated, so we will help you to be overrated

[@indigosoul5457]

It is not far of truth when discussing rich little...

[@leroyalexander_]

The hair on the camera lense got me bugging