Gym Gear You Can Use in the Bedroom

Bro Science #139: Gym gear and equipment you can get nasty with.
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[@hotramen5952]

"pull up not out" needs to be on a shirt

[@leopted3018]

Damn right one of the best quotes in the video

[@davyjones583]

Send it !!!!

[@BossSauce123]

death pandemic yes yes yes

[@SIMEN480]

That will be the first shirt i buy

[@hiddeemmen]

50 shades of gains though

[@iamrangertv1724]

“Whip her too hard, n she’ll think you hate her. Don’t whip her hard enough, and she’ll question if u even lover her.” That hit close to home.

[@cheesy9703]

My autism is exacerbated saying this, but nope, wrong

[@user-fz3ip3ke8p]

@@terreausore2435 leave britney out of this

[@metallic4888]

Holy shit bro how is this guy always so spot on? That was literally my ex

[@Jorge-wg9tq]

*Goes on youtube once* *Gets deemed a virgin instantly* *Realises even nerds get pussy these days never mind Gym bros*

[@danyo5509]

Metallic lol it’s every girl.

[@Wicked6189]

Dom isn't homeless, he just can't fit through the doors at the gym

[@timpalmer6580]

Gotta wait for the pump to wear off before he can leave. 😂

[@vilhelmgustafsson2669]

@@timpalmer6580 still wouldn't fit

[@Soldier979]

Lucas Wick That makes zero sense

[@chriss3208]

soldier2009 it’s a joke

[@JT-jb4mr]

Implying he was born inside the gym

[@stevenphillips6298]

Dom: The CEO of hitting the 10:01 mark.

[@OLBastholm]

Even though he gets demonetized instantly 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@seasonings2taste115]

OLBastholm has he been demonetized?

[@RandomRabbit007]

lmfao damn near 2 minutes of nothing at the end had me fuckin dyin

[@taegen4174]

@@seasonings2taste115 that a joke? basically every video

[@AverageAlien]

Why not eh

[@JohnnyWooh]

Feels like i been watching this dude for 10 years. Every video is like coming home.

[@boganmama]

You only come home every month?

[@ryandeering9364]

@@boganmama Like my dad

[@user-fz3ip3ke8p]

@@ryandeering9364 damn u lucky. My dad told me hes gonna be back every week but he never did

[@bradsommers9153]

Every video is like I'm coming

[@JohnnyWooh]

@@bradsommers9153 It's terrific!

[@ThatOneGuy432]

My dude really stretched that outro for the 10 minutes lmfao

[@DanteVixage]

ThatOneGuy432 Rent is due.

[@ThatOneGuy432]

@@DanteVixage true that

[@mctit]

For 0 ad revenue

[@Bamz__]

gotta respect the hustle

[@mojojojo3852]

No there is "content" at 9:00

[@henrywadsworthswole-fellow8936]

The only KZbinr I’m fine with stretching the video to 10 mins with 2 minutes of nothing

[@Koburakage]

And that I won't skip ads on

[@josuastangl7140]

@@Koburakage if ... there are any.

[@christyler158]

I don't get it. What's the advantage of hitting the 10 min mark?

[@tampa2360]

Chris Tyler Chris Tyler theoretically hitting the ten minute mark of content in a video opens the doorway to more ads and monetization opportunities, so the first joke is that he puts out a 7-8 minute video then just adds a 2-3 minute outro (with no legit “content”) in order to hit the ten minute mark every time. This opens the door to jokes like “gotta respect the hustle”, and the well known “rent must be due again”. However the second joke is that his content in his videos, in order to keep it so humorous and cater to what we want to see, is kept so offensive that “KZbin and/or no advertising companies will be willing to monetize his videos anyway” despite his efforts to meet the standard requirements like the ten minute mark 😂😉

[@ZacJohnsonLife]

@@christyler158 Videos shorter than 10 minutes aren't eligible for midroll ads. Hitting the 10:01 mark can show twice as many ads to the viewer than if the video was only 9:59. Although I'm pretty sure these are all demonitized anyway...

[@lordbanious1443]

9:00 bet you all missed it

[@michelea2326]

You do God's work.

[@Deadbond1]

Hahaha.. ya indeed.

[@fernandopaniagua3674]

Lord Banious You are indeed a LORD or lords. Thank you

[@coconutshrimp7919]

How could i miss that. My eyes were glued to the screen. The most enthralling outtro of all time.

[@thinkjustnoodlesd9164]

Nope

[@aydenrester6830]

Thought there was gonna be an extra scene or something after the outro, until I realized it was just extended to hit the 10 min mark lmao

[@Garbro]

There was at 9:00

[@dylangray1982]

Ayden Rester, faxxxxx I was waiting on somebody to say it or mention it, he used to never do this, now he’s in it for the money

[@Garbro]

@@dylangray1982 hes been doing this wdym lol

[@lukasg4807]

@@dylangray1982 he has done it many times

[@spreadwuvokay]

He's literally been doing it for years lol

[@user-rs3qu7sm8x]

Looks like rents due again

[@mortyc-7814]

Lol

[@isamhadjih]

Surprises me he’s still alive

[@austindavid1862]

Over used comment

[@f2pforever766]

Beat me to it

[@user-rs3qu7sm8x]

f2p forever you’ll have another chance in the next 1-2 months depending on Dom’s situation

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

You’ve gotta respect the like 2 min outro to get it over the 10 min mark, rent really is due this month hahaha

[@OriginalHesabim]

Have you seen 08:59

[@koenvanmegen6733]

and def not the gym membership of the gym where he doesn't sleep

[@calebnorrick7676]

I dont understand why he did that 😂 KZbin demonetizes his videos either way

[@gamingjay141]

@@calebnorrick7676 why do they demonetize them?

[@calebnorrick7676]

@@gamingjay141 just bc of the amount of inappropriate jokes and cussing

[@georgecleaver9651]

Dom gets so many chicks he’s giving the rest of us tips

[@sp10sn]

but just the tip..

[@0hjaa3.06]

@@sp10sn or i tell mom that you cheated

[@benjaminsmith4000]

@@0hjaa3.06 hmm, ive seen this somewhere...

[@marcg3923]

tips for what? ... i had sex 3 times in my whole life

[@robrick9361]

This is an imposter, the real Dom has been kidnapped or abducted by aliens. That's way more believable than Dom actually uploading 2 videos in 2 months.

[@johnnyblocks7956]

Sus

[@jackbingham4064]

"She can use this in activities such as drinking wine, going through your phone or jumping to conclusions" looool

[@kevink9593]

All three at the same time seem likely

[@arthurtheaardvark13]

Don exploding onto that plyo box was gold 😂

[@RJ-ue3ub]

oh you watched the video too?

[@ClaimhSolaris]

Looks like the last Bros Vs Selling Drugs wasn't enough to pay the Content House rent.

[@josiahhernandez9897]

.

[@GetASenceOfHumor]

Love the last 2 minutes of the outro playing over and over so he can reach that sweet 10min mark

[@Jabooty_Williams]

The greatest thing about it is that if you watch it there is a clip randomly in the middle of that 2 minutes and the outro song randomly comes in meaning that he edited all that in individually.

[@unkownunkown8414]

Brad was actually in this video, you just couldn't see him since he's so tiny

[@jamiehay1027]

Let's be real, this is gonna be his last video for a couple months😂😭

[@lanceandrew1319]

What are you talking about? It's only been a week.

[@MrX-rk9or]

Let's be real, when your material has sunk this low you ain't got shit left. Actually, since he's got his 20's behind him now he should just put his time into the more serious stuff... Me thinks.

[@roberteischen4170]

@@MrX-rk9or he did try that. He made 3 scripted episode teasing at a series. But it didn't do so well.

[@MrX-rk9or]

@@aduantas Not sure what you're getting at, here. I'm just thinking he's done it all, with broscience. Time to move on.

[@MrX-rk9or]

@@roberteischen4170 His (Mikes) car test drive show (whatever it was called) wich I saw once seemed pretty popular.

[@williamj.crockettiv9707]

Honest to god, this is one of Dom's best videos. The jokes are written excellently and executed even better. Keep up the good work brother.

[@yvestrembleau2396]

Does Gian write the jokes?

[@jonieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

What jokes? This is realtalk!

[@jordanlifts2996]

“Respectfully in a consensual way...... of course” 🤣🤣🤣

[@demeza_]

5:36 "pull up not out"

[@mustang8206]

"People who can lift literally too much weight to hold" Even Dom doesn't want to make Eddie Hall mad at him

[@TheGlithingMan]

You mean Eddie Small? Dom is like twice the size of poor Eddie, but bradley is still tiny to both of them

[@colinc7842]

@@TheGlithingMan Eddie Small 😂😂😂

[@arturolicona]

Dom knew Eddie's crab boxing style is terrifyingly intimidating

[@Joe.D.Sheppard]

5:40 That's the most cardio I have ever seen Dom do.

[@theaussiebaron]

"Lifting straps are a gateway to anal" I'm 63 and still learning wisdom from the Dom. Thank you sensei.

[@punkybrewstar83]

Not going to lie, the foam roller tip is actually pretty solid.

[@milan51259]

Rewatched 10x. Still laughing xD

[@josepereira5804]

“...jumping to conclusions!” 😂😂

[@adamrivard27]

"Imitates what it'd be like to grab a normal weight with Bradley Martin's baby hands..." hahaha

[@yodafucker6937]

Today was the day we all fear, leg day and i decided to max out my squat, anyway on the way up i instinctively screamed "REPS FOR JESUS" and the whole gym went quit and just stared at me.

[@timkenda8203]

Activities such as Drinking wine! Going through your phone! Or jumping to conclusions! Absolutely hilarious, like always

[@thomaskennings]

*"Uploaded 26 seconds ago"* this is like seeing bigfoot!

[@stephenhuber7407]

amen to that!

[@jeans4632]

Except Dom's bigger.

[@_Mercenary_]

10 minutes and 1 second takes this channel to the next level

[@bust0ne]

Why is this video stretched to 10 minutes like dom was expecting to get monetized?! 😂

[@lukasg4807]

I watched 2 ads

[@SuperDecible]

LMAOOO bra this guy is hilarious

[@CapnKrunk123]

Dom's been stretching videos out to 10 minutes literally for years now. It's just part of the schtick now.

[@clerpington_the_fifth]

Yes

[@graham107]

OUR SAVIOR HAS RETURNED

[@sonsauvage]

I know you've been joking around for years but this channel is legitimately how I found out about drop and supersets

[@gwynm8506]

I love how ballia from Prague has been a recurring character through dozens of episodes

[@thezokil]

Did I just see Dom training Cardio in a elevation mask?!?

[@seanheinemann9178]

"Wednesday is actually Thursday of the week days?" I'm still thinking about it

[@DylanLoesel]

Here to learn from the best fitness channel to get real advice from

[@HockeyVault]

6:52 killed me, I may as well have been wearing an elevation mask

[@astucky77]

I love the doll is made from a maternity pillow. My pregnant wife has the same one! Not sure what Dom is doing searching for these on Amazon.

[@Gchildwarrior]

It's for Bradley Martin. Dom got her pregnant

[@matt2.019]

Dom is transitioning from douchey college gym bro to creepy early 30s gym bro who should have his life together by now.

[@arthurtheaardvark13]

These videos are absolute gold 😂 I completely lost it at Dom’s dolphin impression

[@Tealslayer]

This is the only channel I’ve watched that I literally do not care that he extends the videos to 10 minutes.

[@scooobydoo27]

Loved the Bradley Martin cameo at 1:40

[@Simply_chase]

I always bring hand chalk and my spotter.

[@lorxsbot2399]

No one: Dom: lemme make a 3min outro to get it the 10mins for that adsense 👀

[@uuj4rghjhuuuuuj]

I dont understand what's wrong with it also why do people point out such obvious thing anyways

[@josuastangl7140]

It's just for the meme, don't think you get any more money this way. ...well maybe through watchtime, I watched till the end lol

[@GrayFox0231]

I´m really glad that I found this channel a few month ago so I could binge watch all videos. It´s hard to get enough of uncle Dom.

[@cdtbucci]

Once again Dom shows why he is the best of the internet.

[@killa2488]

“Stab her g-spot with your pork sword” How tf does he think of this haha

[@CaptainNeckbeard]

Easy. Think of a long, stiff object, and then a kind of red meat. Then you got yourself a euphemism for dick.

[@werelddoder9445]

Lol

[@turgonnaish]

His gradual morphing into the actual gym douche is funny but also kind of gross to watch. "If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you" seems to be happening here, in slow mo but also real time.

[@grantbest451]

I'd watch with with intrigue if he went on a massive dose of steroids and turned into a cross between Scott stiener and the incredible Hulk (incredible bulk?)

[@TheProfoundWatcher]

I swear Dom makes me laugh more than many comedians 😂

[@jacksonsteve8758]

dom is the only one in youtube where I don't fast forward the ad part.

[@user-fr6qn9xl9e]

0:39 I WANNA DANCE WITH DOM MAZZETTI!!! I WANNA DANCE WITH DOM MAZZETTI!!!

[@angelortega10]

Wow rent hasn’t be due in a while. And btw what happened to Gian? He seemed like a cool dude

[@seventhSabra]

My new favorite channel.... it's real--life Mac from Sunny and Philly.

[@c.r.edmister5223]

Happy to see a new video.

[@chapmanry]

"Jumping to conclusions!" lololol

[@toddjohnson566]

Ballya’s looking thiccer since her last appearance.

[@lurnfitness572]

Oh my god, the "auto-erotic suffixation" part made me laugh out lout harder than i have in a long time. Holy crap.

[@harry.pottered]

He's on fire in this one. Fkn brilliant! 👏

[@brandoncausey645]

When I see Dom covered in tattoos, I realize how bad I probably look to most people being covered in tattoos myself.

[@virgnthermostat5928]

"Like jumping to conclusions."😆😆😆😂😂😂

[@malfyr6515]

This is too good 4:18 Photoshoping weights out of strongman's hands

[@seanmckeown5958]

Where this guys creativity comes from... I have not a fucking clue and it’s just too unreal😈

[@LetsBuildThatApp]

A good laugh in dark times.

[@n1ggasindaclub]

From now on i will only use dolphin sounds in bed

[@Wuddigot]

The foam roller hack is actually a real thing. Fuuuuckin game changer

[@massivelatsboii7417]

A new brosciense vid is my favorite time of the whole year

[@NeonColorsxx]

2:01 why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

[@williamfitzgerald1976]

Dom, are you winning the Arnold Classic this year?

[@quentins5692]

Foam rollers are also great for endurance doggy as a pillow

[@DonavinSpears]

Bro science is the best science

[@ConnorMyersFitness]

Haven’t seen a notification for this Chanel in while

[@thegunn3r326]

9:01 when u identify as an attack helicopter

[@FazeNavajo]

I feel like the gloves joke was the original idea that drove this video to creation. It's just too perfect😭😭😭

[@DNAsGhostzHouze]

I can't imagine why Dom doesn't have a sponsor... Even Raid: Shadow Legends doesn't want him and they sponsor everybody.

[@youtubeaccount3704]

When will we see bedroom gear you can use in the gym

[@MrX-rk9or]

You just seem to like things the other way around too much ;p

[@PaPaClutch21]

Dragged it on for 10 min... get that ad revenue, my man 🤣

[@cujero]

So much useful information in one video

[@Z_ent]

"All hands on deck " fucking died

[@bradyparsons7762]

“Welcome to another episode of rent is past-due”

[@bp1189]

“A booty sniper in Assghanistan” 😭😂

[@ExposClassics94]

Uncle Dom, please do a video on what functional patterns is. They hate CrossFit, yoga, stretching and exercises like the back squat, deadlift, kettlebell swing and more

[@LunchPail]

Nice to see you back man!

[@aydensereda]

3:13 maybe even get your girlfriend in on this😂😂

[@giovannimontagnani]

Gyms in Italy are closed because of coronavirus😢 I'm so sad, no gym for two weeks

[@5thgearouttahere]

Corona is anabolic

[@maxzdr3646]

Giovanni Montagnani improvise at home 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@CeroAshura]

Don't worry bro, you're gonna make sick gains 💪

[@zygone2658]

Do caleatenicssjdjsjj at home

[@chris_johns]

Don't ever stop making videos, please, like ever

[@JuhEarl]

The jumping to conclusions part killed me

[@ar.9024]

His palms are sweaty , legs weak arms are heavy , there is pre workour all over the place already , DOM MAZZETI

[@joblakelisbon]

Last time I saw Dom, there were no tats. Now he's covered. Damn.

[@SS-iu1re]

How many years were you gone for

[@limpbrisket3812]

I actually fucking cried with laughter! The turn a star fish into a blow hole killed me!!!

[@zakonlit9644]

long time fan here....love that you brought back ballya...lol

[@erickne1906]

7:37 miss the oportunity to say 'super set'

[@benjaminpendley6116]

"Pull up not pull out" and "gloves are the condoms of the gy,m, i dont use them" and about 10 thousand other quotes are what really need to be on the shirts

[@YuriG03042]

he has one with "pull up, don't pull out"

[@Mattcarter_]

Dom uploads just as often I train legs.

[@matthewkanaylo9805]

Finally another post. About fucking time

[@mcgruff157]

"Quote from the video" 😂😂

[@simon-petterbroman5545]

waited for this video for years

[@stephentebb5492]

Just when you think he’s running out of ideas... the video you never knew you needed is born

[@stephanovskyy]

it's that time of the month again