If you can throw a screwdriver ( Banned Tiktok Video )

#shorts

[@Eazyg3056]

Friend: “Hey throw me the remote please...” Him: “ very poor choice of words...”

[@Choccytheyeen]

Decapitates with remote controller "Woops"

[@aryandesai651]

😂

[@brentdavid8080]

Underrated comment😂😂😂

[@tex1751]

Didn’t the Joker say that

[@capybara9521]

@@aryandesai651 you like your own comment cringe

[@totallynotpaul6211]

prison: there are no potential weapons in this cell, it is completely empty him: _throws a chunk of air_

[@rakurobot]

💀💀💀

[@egg-cf8bt]

Throws shit

[@nalu_mauliola]

Throws hands

[@s3c048]

Frickin air-bender in here

[@dwan270]

Throw tantrum

[@valyouablecreationsstudio]

Why does this seem like a violent version of “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie”?!😂😂

[@scylla8247]

Made me listen to the audio book. This is a street violence version indeed

[@bungsbodulus]

Oh my gosh I wa just thinking that.

[@ItsAzurian]

🎵You gotta make some lemonade🎵

[@alisun2113]

That’s actually hilarious

[@SomeOSCMember]

nOstAlgIa

[@katesay1559]

If there's a zombie apocalypse we'll recognize him easily, he'll be the guy carrying clippers, spoons, and toothpicks to throw at zombies.

[@notfunnnydude]

He would just throw air and blew up the zombie head

[@VeganJutsu]

🤣🤣

[@notbatstotally801]

XD he’s just going to be throwing papers giving them papercuts

[@spam4239]

He'll throw a gun at a horde of zombies

[@naylisyazwina6836]

@@notfunnnydude basically Danzo from Naruto

[@ArtisticallyME]

Would not wanna meet this dude in a back alley

[@ErickDAces]

It would go "Ayo bro tf you doin with those clippers lmao-" [death]

[@vlinful]

@@anotherbricknwall you must be good at throwing stuff

[@crissalazar1565]

Yes

[@iwistudio7337]

Or a bathroom...

[@linkeffect82]

Well, back alleys are dark usually, so he may miss you.

[@Shamsi419]

Don't break into his house. You'll look like a Swiss army knife when you leave.

[@dannywolfblood3704]

🤣

[@AMT_AllMyThoughts]

He is literly John Wick in realife xD

[@arturiape8145]

If**. You leave

[@marschallblucher6197]

*He'll throw you.*

[@yee-ji5ib]

You mean Swiss cheese? Cause the holes he will make in you from throwing literally very thing at you?

[@jackfrederick3539]

"If you can throw a pair of clippers, you can join the Royal Navy"

[@poplops1]

I was born in Carlisle but I was made in the Royal Navy.

[@kaicraven824]

I was born in blyth but I was made in the Royal Navy

[@kaizze8777]

I seen that ad lol instantly thought of that too

[@cbellostudios6386]

@@kaizze8777 same. If you can throw a pair of clippers you learn to throw a axe so accurate it pins a knot to a wall without killing it

[@rubyredfort2843]

I was born in Bath,,,,,, but I was made in the Royal Navy

[@DJS3]

For the whole video, the only thing I heard was, "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"

[@pixymuffin831]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one xD

[@Korbo0610]

Same

[@InternationalSpaceForce]

"Hey Brandon can you pass the ketchup" Everybody: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

[@chaddotdot5469]

💀💀💀

[@xEriklink]

Lol

[@TamTam-lg2fd]

😂😂

[@brandonhardy5200]

want some ketchup

[@batzdoartz]

@@brandonhardy5200 NOOOOOOOOOO

[@aarondewindt]

This guy is the reason we can't take nail clippers on an airplane.

[@meda_mo]

Absolutely It is scary

[@seonuo7084]

😂

[@angeliquesutton5570]

At this point i wish tiktok was banned

[@somedogwithinternetaccess3202]

Imagine the nail clippers were allowed and this guy goes on a plane and they messed up his order and all you hear is screaming and you walk in there to just see a woman with a pair of nail clippers sticking out of her head

[@angeliquesutton5570]

@@somedogwithinternetaccess3202 ugh...

[@killerdragoon7097]

This was like the one british army ad "if you can fix a skateboard then you can fix bike, car, helicopter naval ship" lmfao

[@kaybrann]

I was looking for this comment

[@loopsy3141]

*looks at small child “I’m sorry, little one..”

[@SpaceCrafter]

Hey don’t be sorry I drop kick my knee almost every day! Except little Timmy yeah he went “missing”

[@av3_ther]

Wait, is the child the target or the weapon??

[@loopsy3141]

@@av3_ther both.

[@thatsinteresting3415]

Twins: Throwing man: "I was born to dual wield."

[@ryzenryne8747]

@@thatsinteresting3415 *goes berserk*

[@thadgravy9759]

Imagine breaking into this dude's house and he throws a pair of nail clippers into your jugular

[@SinisterSearchHistory]

Oh fuck, that's deep

[@wolfgang098]

Wouldn’t even be mad, would throw a 👌🏻 before hitting the floor.

[@Eepop_stuffs]

@@wolfgang098 "NnNiCe👌🏻" *fucking dies*

[@soicyy7861]

made me laugh

[@fireiswet7809]

@@SinisterSearchHistory deep into the jugular

[@TeamTwiistz]

His son: “but you couldn’t throw me birthday party? OKAY”

[@VeganJutsu]

We actually go super hard on my Son's Birthdays 🎉

[@PROFESSOR_ERROR]

@@VeganJutsu hard as in u party really hard or u go super hard on him like :"HEY U HAD A PARTY 5 YEARS AGO U DON'T NEED ONE THIS YEAR!!!!!!! "?

[@manishakale5259]

@@VeganJutsu cool

[@microwavedgrape4998]

(Throws kid against the wall)

[@zellior6076]

@@VeganJutsu you're a cool father

[@slayer0fkings892]

Imagine breaking into his house and seeing this. “OH NO! HE’S GOT A STRAW!!! 😭😭”

[@theshuman100]

The plastic straw ban only introduced a more lethal weapon

[@Rikon01]

I am a firm believer that i would be physically harmed by an insult hurled by this gentleman

[@MadScientist267]

Pretty much anyone born after 1990 fits that description...

[@nickabel8279]

@@MadScientist267 how dare you. Us early 90ers dont get upset by every Lil thing you ignora.... Oh... Shit...

[@MadScientist267]

@@nickabel8279 😊

[@thelifeofJd103]

Notice how the camera dips down when he throws it and then when he lifts the camera back up he shows the objects in the wall... makes it a little sketchy how he doesn't actually show us him throwing it

[@TheFatScot]

Royal Navy Ads be like:

[@BigCroca]

Wait till you see the American military ads lmfao they play it up like it’s so fuckin cool and that it helps you find your way in life and shit

[@patrick6011]

@@BigCroca well no shit, they sendin people to go kill other people, course they're gonna make it sound good

[@zopoua.992]

@@patrick6011 Y’all talking trash about us until y’all see the bonus pay we get in the us military, not to mention jump pay. Y’all should try it tbh

[@dukedennis123]

@@zopoua.992 you must be a navy recruiter.

[@zopoua.992]

@@dukedennis123 close. I’m re enlisting but this time I’m going to the Navy. Was previously Army

[@NoTroubleLife]

“ *And if you could throw a pair of anything, you can kill a pair of humans* ”

[@martelsb4510]

@Bill P chill out

[@NoTroubleLife]

Its a joke that has terrible grammar👌🏻

[@parklez3250]

@Bill P thats pretty big NGL

[@Mauripsu]

@Bill P r/imverysmart

[@_Remmy_]

@@Mauripsu r/irecommendnottotypethatbecausepeoplewillsay "r/ihavereddit" toyou

[@janrodgers9658]

“You can throw just about anything” Me:(looks at child embryo ) I am sorry for your loss mam

[@TomGibson.]

So do you just reach in and grab it or is the embryo already outside

[@TeiEditz]

"you can throw just about anything" Me staring at my little sister: 👁️👄👁️

[@o-zone1217]

"you can throw about anything" Throwing the thrower while he's throwing another thrower

[@nestor8369]

👌

[@Brickthrower35]

Lol

[@JohnDoe-om5ho]

Can show me how to throw a wife?

[@choco057.]

Lolol 😂

[@zed7038]

Throwception.

[@bloxshortsdaily971]

“I once saw him kill 3 men in a bar with tweezers...”

[@WTHCayden]

“With Tweezers!”

[@alnardomartinezfrontera3346]

“With fucking Tweezers!”

[@puremgtowpaladin2940]

Tweezers! Who does that?! LMAO

[@kevinm3702]

WITH.. .......TWEEEEZERS!!!!!!!

[@Bsidheq]

Dear god. What a barbarian

[@xailo.]

Me: Breaks into his house Him: *holds nail clippers* Don’t come closer..

[@VeganJutsu]

🤣🤣

[@sirmoriarty8230]

I feel like this is a “if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball” kinda scenario, but throwing

[@Pixelcraftian]

Next thing you know I’m gonna be throwing my iPhone at the wall

[@duckenducks7283]

Hmmm.. Yes pierced through the wall and hit someone from the other side

[@sebastianmyrick.9366]

The wall maybe a dent the iPhone vaporized reduced to atoms

[@overlordbrandon]

Should've tried Nokia but Iphone Fragmentation is a good shot anyways, An exploding S7 would be interesting too

[@LegitCaveman]

How many times will I see you commenting?

[@dalethomas8838]

I swear to God i threw a galaxy in the paneling one time and it stuck just like a knife. Hit perfectly at the charge port end

[@happyboogaloo]

This is the weirdest “If you give a mouse a cookie” book I’ve ever read

[@devinhumble8309]

That's funny, I remember that book!

[@skulkify]

Lmfao

[@derpy7801]

That was like my favorite book when i was super young

[@bbryant460]

Great ending

[@craigthemonke794]

I really liked that book when I was little

[@fallschirmjager2289]

This right here is a epic law of syllogism moment.

[@documentedmentaldegenerati9030]

"you can throw just about anything" *looks at me, and the ground that's 14 stories down*

[@varijothetree8670]

*zombie apocalypse starts* This guy: i was made for this

[@the-chosen-oneofficial4055]

He is going to Yeet the zombie

[@Gravecoast726]

Yes

[@appledanish1796]

Here goes your six hundred sixty sixth like. Get it while it's hot

[@joseconstantino3858]

I feel like cups would be his thing...he just breaks a shit ton of dishes just throw shit.😂😂

[@aelelll487]

if you can trow a zombie ...

[@cosmicbrickfilms1593]

“You can throw just about anything” Me: *looks at little kid next to me*

[@s0apys0ph1e]

Little timmy always said he wanted to learn how to fly sooo-

[@chady51]

Lol

[@UrPPhard]

*Y E E T THE CHILD*

[@sapphirejones7302]

😂😂😂

[@williamwalrus9473]

*Y E E T T H E C H I L D*

[@ooflazer]

Anything can be a throwing weapon,Fork,spoon,SPORK,And…A NEWBORN

[@dandoeseverything2418]

“And if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball”

[@VeganJutsu]

💯💯

[@seaniknok8963]

Not to brag, but I too can throw all those objects. Not sure if they’ll stick to a wall though.

[@syakirzarif8971]

r/technicallythetruth

[@cremdem4255]

So your saying you can throw it just not straight enough to stick inside the wall?

[@syakirzarif8971]

@@cremdem4255 yes, thats the joke

[@cremdem4255]

@@syakirzarif8971 ahh

[@ghost_sensei4324]

r/kinda flex

[@dnroy6461]

2 hours later: And if you can throw a microwave, then you can throw a TV

[@desfox3685]

And if you can throw a tv, you can throw a refrigerator

[@lemonjuice2597]

@@desfox3685 Throwing refrigerators is actually really fun. I found a broken one once, and tried to throw it over a fence.

[@curo-22]

@@desfox3685 and if you can throw a refrigerator you can throw a house

[@desfox3685]

@@curo-22 And if you can throw a house, you can throw a duplex.

[@andrewlance3898]

@@desfox3685 And if you can throw a duplex, you can throw a parking garage

[@trimm4juice]

Mom's be like: If you can throw a Flip Flop, You can throw the "your grounded"

[@reevethomas1083]

As you can see, the foam has marks where the throws had been failed on previous attempts

[@VeganJutsu]

Its okay to fail but never give up.

[@jackiec498]

Say WHAT!?? You mean to tell me such a skill required PRACTICE and WORK!? That's not a talent then. Clearly, a talent is only a skill you were born with 🙄. This guy's a PHONY!!

[@reevethomas1083]

Behold: A person born from sarcasm

[@TomGibson.]

I like to see evidence of fails and previous attempts in the background, shows authenticity and dedication to what was achieved

[@0-_-O-_-0]

Imagine trying to rob this guy and he throws a screwdriver straight into your face

[@victorbaez8673]

Or if you try to car jack him and he throws his keys at you

[@matthewmorgan582]

If you can throw a pair of clippers, you can throw a machete.

[@PositivePyro]

@@matthewmorgan582 if you can throw a machete, you can throw a chainsaw

[@tonuahmed4227]

The screw-driver

[@lucabrown1094]

@@PositivePyro ie

[@bruh9562]

“you can throw just about anything” stares at my infant baby brother: *im sorry little one*

[@dominikschulz8759]

Keep the reason he has blunt head a secret ok?

[@archnic9871]

“OFFICER I DROP KICKED THAT BABY IN SELF DEFENCE”

[@spiderlucifer]

The hardest choices require the strongest of wills

[@oscarwilliams2023]

@@archnic9871 Lmaoooo

[@Swollen_Goat]

Flashbacks of south park with ike

[@peterd.9893]

That is hilarious, I will never stop laughing at it

[@MadScientist267]

Probably means you should get out more. At least of the basement.

[@MjMilla1]

These are life lessons I am so grateful for

[@colbywankenobii]

This is giving me very “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball” energy

[@VeganJutsu]

Yes! 💯💯

[@CloudHindlen]

Yes 😂

[@jessiequirk3767]

I was just thinking that

[@michaelellis772]

I thought that was the whole point at first. I expected him to hit someone in the head with something.

[@andrewtate1507]

Obviously

[@nicholasjohnson3542]

People who banned this: "we can throw a hissy fit".

[@josephramirez2644]

That's a good one

[@EvilNeonETC]

This man proved you in fact can, throw just about anything without including it in the video ;)

[@israelduarte1189]

Shit is annoying

[@josie4065]

Perfect comment

[@anythingbutmyrealname]

lol

[@rosemariesmith9063]

They say Don’t run with Scissors but they didn’t say anything about throwing Scissors!

[@BLUE200S]

Ahh you make a very valid point. Just throw the scissors to your destination, then run to your destination!! 🤣🤣😅

[@rickynewman8485]

This is super catchy, gonna put this on my music playlist, Then every time it comes on I'll just start throwing things at the wall, wherever I am.

[@user-ie4sq6zp8b]

You're amazing

[@wllmscmcs]

"Bullseye from Daredevil isn't real, he can't hurt you" Bullseye from Daredevil:

[@Sinsults]

"Mom, can we get Bullseye?" "We have Bullseye at home." Bullseye at home:

[@3vanguardofthephoenix335]

@@Sinsults bullseye at home: imma end this mans whole career

[@censoredbyyoutube4291]

You beat me to it

[@thespidermen2409]

I can use a book the save the school

[@_Sol6]

You mean Bullseye from Marvel?

[@Pythondoom]

Got into a fight with this guy at the dollar store. I now have a pikachu sticker being removed from my skull.

[@movedaccountscyayalls7119]

How- ...

[@MetricCosmos]

He got me with a tape measure

[@rockdaivdson5054]

He got me with a toothpick. 🤕

[@elhopper3735]

He got me with a spork

[@puma1960]

Those bag of candies does penetrate well

[@shanshansan]

Capturers: There's nothing in this room that could possibly be used against us. Him: *And if you can throw a pair of...*

[@user-ie4sq6zp8b]

LOL

[@seaseaseaseaseaseaseasea]

“So.. how’d they die?” “Thrown nail clippers embedded into the-“ “THROWN WHAT?”

[@zeespectre8405]

I hope this comment gets 1k. 😂

[@gedon4713]

John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son JESUS CHRIST FOR OUR SINS so whoever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life Amen Amen Amen

[@seaseaseaseaseaseaseasea]

@@gedon4713 this is a youtube comment section, i respect your religion and all but please, kindly do not post that in this comment section

[@josephjoestar2574]

@@gedon4713 thanks gabriel

[@ryanatkins9076]

Wtf hahaha

[@Alexb.Lifts999]

Zombie: why doesn’t that guy have weapons Him: “slowly picks up a twig” it’s show time

[@orangeballs7577]

This logic basically just "If you can run, you can be in the Olympics."

[@sirjames3494]

“He once killed two guys in a bar with a toenail clipper... a fuckin toenail clipper”

[@kevinjones4849]

“Who does that?”

[@whodey585]

John Wick chapter 4

[@projectmunch1017]

I see what you did there

[@thatonewyvernkid]

I can hear this image

[@ToasterTR]

Way underated

[@codychickadee5095]

Honestly I think the clippers were the most terrifying. This dude can take down a mob with a pocket full of pens.

[@Iknowwhereyourhouseis]

The guy is about recreate john wick

[@Greenwoodland]

I once saw him keel 4 men, with a pair of cleepers

[@itshanari6329]

@@Greenwoodland imagine if he only have a Toothpick

[@mr.pirateguy]

John wick

[@mr.pirateguy]

@@Iknowwhereyourhouseis that's what I literally what I said to I'm pretty sure John wick killed somebody with a pin

[@alberteinstein4907]

The way he says it is amazing.

[@dariusheehee4171]

This man can kill a person by throwing somethin at them easily

[@orvillehorner4326]

Yes. It's the point of the hole thing. Self defense.

[@teddng1828]

Basically Bullseye

[@sunwukong3108]

“You can throw just about anything” *Throws yourself at high speed*

[@Papa_Squat0]

*slams into wall•

[@konodioda4370]

*Dynamic entry*

[@Thawhid]

No

[@yourhero782]

*Yeets self

[@musicalsystem927]

(insert Kool-Aid man)

[@AblazeMationZ]

When he kills someone Judge: So you killed 15 men with a pair of tweezers. Him: Yes Judge:Damn.

[@Izakde]

Man’s evolved into John Wick

[@HolyGillbert]

This man is a cia agent man

[@jamieg2427]

Judge: okay but how did you do it? Him: Well, if you can throw . . .

[@babyyoda1182]

@@Izakde John clipper

[@hs610]

LOL YOU MADE MY DAY

[@yurielmena2509]

This guy is the reason sandals are banned from war

[@dinoranolasco5210]

You can see the dents in the board that indicate all the tries 😂😂

[@codyramos3200]

What's funny about that?

[@jax1don]

"You can throw just about anything" Me: *menacingly looks at the moon*

[@iknowslotabouttanks7246]

I was not expecting this comment

[@Damianator-wz2lb]

Do it

[@abyssalgaming9994]

Calm down thanos

[@eclipse619_]

🌚

[@DrDrake-kz7js]

Yes.... YES!

[@tron.6041]

Good job, 47. The money is being transferred to your account now.

[@phuckyoutube5927]

And if you can throw a pair of clippers you can throw a briefcase

[@Laid2Sleep]

Comment of the day

[@cornwalldonnahue6512]

If you can throw scissors, you can throw a 9N314M-Type warhead typically launched from a BUK SAML

[@RJ1YouTube]

Wtf

[@hbuss12]

Turns out irl bullseye from daredevil is terrifying

[@StephenHenryIV]

“If you can throw a pair of clippers then you can dodge a ball.” -Abraham Tzu Gandhi

[@ExBenzi2]

Props for your comment 🤣👍

[@eclipsezone1655]

My mans was waiting for this

[@brownieblondie4161]

"if you can dodge a ball you can dodge a gun"

[@mumgusbug9121]

Indeed I can

[@riythemusicguy7696]

Lmao

[@apex_xd8907]

"if you can throw a pair of clippers, you can throw a pair of deez nuts" - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@VeganJutsu]

🤣🤣

[@ConnorKrohnicles]

Gottem

[@teej5619]

"Blow your load, then hit the road" -Master Oogway

[@animekings4990]

Good one

[@hughlachesis8020]

I am Chinese, can confirm XD

[@rapj.r.6133]

"If you can throw a party, You can throw a child at the wall"

[@channelpolitica1364]

If you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly.

[@gr4vityjuli4n]

Imagine breaking into this guys house and hearing "IF YOU CAN THROW A SCREWDRIVER *sharp pain In leg intensifies* Then you can throw a pair of Scissors" *sharp pain in second Leg intensifies*

[@kaakeli222]

"IF YOU CAN THROW A PAIR OF CLIPPERS" *feels pain in 3rd leg*

[@gr4vityjuli4n]

@@kaakeli222 ow

[@Josuh]

"IF YOU CAN THROW A PAIR OF TWEEZERS" *agonizing intestinal tearing*

[@joshuagriffin974]

You said this and my first thought was Ace Ventura with spears in his legs

[@omarvazquez7241]

This comment had me dying 😂, my mom came in and asked if I was crying cuz she heard me being so loud lol

[@yassou9319]

someone tries to rob this guy* This guy: *so you have chosen clippers*

[@roelamper1408]

WAIT IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!?

[@mba4677]

@@roelamper1408 it’s more of a universal meme at this point. It got the UNESCO status

[@qoque2737]

The amount of cuts in the wall just proves on how much he's minimized the item.

[@themightyjimbo840]

This was strangely inspirational

[@user-vi3fy2cc9z]

And if you can throw a pair of tweezers, you can throw an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile

[@vasttopic_player9971]

Manz leaking the game. He a menace today😱😂

[@Berilia]

This is true, I’ve tried it

[@No-cg5oh]

Not if I intercept u with my BFG 10000 on the International Space Station orbiting approximately 420 km above ground level with an inclination of 51.63 degree

[@junk_mccartney9504]

Lol😂

[@kenta326]

That intercontinental ballistic missile is also usefull in chess

[@Ash-zx4zo]

“U can throw just about anything” **picks up a child**

[@skankhunt420]

That's family guy humor!

[@basanasitumorang7729]

*yeet the child*

[@awesomedave8484]

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!

[@chaseviking5096]

Its airplane time Little Timmy

[@TheChannelOfDR]

*Puts Him/Her back down, gives them a cookie and pats them on the head*

[@gabriel_msc]

That one teammate in a 1v1 😤

[@raynefelix]

The knife throwing tiger from Madagascar 3

[@winnamon7587]

All "you can throw anything" jokes aside, imagine getting clapped by the back end of clippers

[@josiahm.8711]

No

[@thetwelfthuwu1492]

A one-kit KO

[@ICEDSummer]

Omg no

[@shoobertthedoobert1342]

Ngl that would hurt like hell

[@culastart]

in daredevil season 3 poindexter actually did it

[@_ELzY_]

Police officer with bullets in hand: Hey freeze! Robber: Bish where your gun at? Police officer: I am the gun

[@spaghetti_in_a_shoe7726]

Underrated

[@xaviormchorney9904]

Crazy diamond be like:

[@Cornpopsabaddude]

Sadly I am the 199th like. Good luck for whoever gets 200

[@fordford514]

Mad underrated comment 😂

[@gm.8805]

lol

[@pavneakhsanghera5882]

British RAF recruitment ads be like

[@theviking6363]

And if you can throw a pencil you can become John wick

[@procrastinatingpotato6905]

Mans started playing wit the nail clippers like it was a butterfly knife ✨💀✨

[@matthewmunger8792]

@Procastinating Potato This is proof he used to be a Hitman

[@procrastinatingpotato6905]

@@matthewmunger8792 faxx

[@johnnybee6995]

For him it basically is a butterfly knife

[@procrastinatingpotato6905]

@@johnnybee6995 I guess at this point lmao

[@Shakiahjprod]

Boo

[@bigsky1047]

He’s just Agent 47, capable of throwing literally anything at his targets.

[@Nadie47]

Even fish and muffins

[@slashshooter003]

In fact, he can literally throw a briefcase at someone, and that someone will never stop running for the rest of their lives.

[@syalea6459]

screwdrivers, muffins, newspaper, fish, you name it all. Agent 47 can do it

[@con8459]

Agent 47 is the embodiment of the concept of death

[@hoodycoo4391]

HOMING SUITCASE, ACTIVATE!

[@xBloodWolfx-278]

Bro is the real life John wick

[@GabrielWhitaker-iw2hj]

By gosh by golly I believe it😮

[@lalalalalalalalalalaIalalalala]

"Then you can throw just about anything!" grabs my brother and throws him of the balcony

[@TANGSs1258]

Nobody: Hitman with every object in the game...

[@Flamnotokay]

Tiktok banned this because they were too terrified of this man’s power

[@harrisonprice4235]

My guy be sounding like a Royal Navy add

[@NoteMug-z5b]

This guy is basically Bloodsport and Peacemaker all in one, anything in his hands is a weapon, even a GOD DAMN CLIPPER.

[@sethdusith6093]

"if you can throw a pair of tweezers... Than you can throw a pair of geezers!" - proceeds to toss grandparents into wall-

[@oliveoil6250]

I would've laughed if this was funny but certainly that was not the case.

[@raven-oh5nr]

@@oliveoil6250 I thought it was kinda funny

[@krypticviper1613]

I laughed HUGE ASS I mean Hugh Jass

[@engineerfromtf2585]

@@oliveoil6250 your mom probably said "smoking won't affect my child"and look at what it did

[@flamingjack9238]

Bro nice

[@hisammy3969]

Imagine getting on the wrong side of this guy in a DIY store

[@salvadorehernandez8114]

Insert random bullshit go meme

[@weebtrash6119]

*panek*

[@standingonbusiness1441]

Angered guy in DIY store:Panik There are no weapons: Kalm He can throw scissors: Panik

[@chasedean4032]

Just fun to the home depot and stand near the plywood

[@vladdiduk3093]

John Wick knife store scene

[@goxulol2827]

“If you can play slowly you can play quickly”-twosetviolin

[@pickledone9698]

Rick Smith Jr says "hold my beer"

[@linkboynine9814]

"If you can dodge a screwdriver, you can dodge a ball." "MY EYE!"

[@davincent98]

Exactly my thoughts

[@memeadict5551]

Nice f reference

[@hexZ06]

A wrench 🔧

[@viandyou2863]

🔧

[@winstonsmith11]

@@hexZ06 indeed

[@jojobejo4965]

This man is about to be the most dangerous weapon alive.

[@zehpigeon223]

My man ain’t afraid to be John Wick

[@Asskickingclown]

This is the guy who taught john wick to use pencils as weapons

[@bussko6086]

@John Doe r/woosh

[@Av-tz4cf]

@@bussko6086 r/therewasnojokehere

[@mjolnirswrath23]

@John Doe my father taught me in 1985 " the open hand is most Deadly of ALL , A TOOL , blade, Axe Bow Firearm " Arm-aments " is just an Extension of that Intention of WILL you have to to SEE yourself hitting the target, the Reality Tunnel will Follow.. I think therefore I Am, collectively we manifest Matter into chosen soon spectrum's of Nuclear magnetic resonance frequency.. " we collectively manifest our reality from an electrical interpretation of photons electrons radio waves and neurochemical activated pharamones, remember, neuron's firing are not nearly as fast as RNA up DNA transcription process.... To unzip read, reprogram, Reassemble DNA has occurred Thousands of times in the same span Of " Time/space Dilation " of the Electron Arc Reaction of a Single Axiom Firing... " synapsis "

[@eybrr8928]

This reply section has a feeling to it I can’t describe

[@drippylad3973]

No John Wick taught him

[@sadlynightmare105]

I showed this to my friend and she said “ I can throw these hands” 😂

[@davidbell2236]

Lol same

[@fynexjeralt4186]

youll have to come close to do that

[@patricksteinsen1147]

xD nice

[@wythehecknaut]

Man’s gonna go to a melee fight and be ranged

[@leafatlas6098]

That was genuinely pretty f****** good

[@onyxcam6ion55]

someone breaks into his house *Him pulls out a crayon*

[@grazyglizzie7205]

We all know its his silencer come on guys 💂🏽‍♀️🖍🦾

[@meowcheese1238]

I laughed so hard at that lmaoooo

[@20IA]

@@grazyglizzie7205 he throws the silencer

[@pitfallz]

I am happy to have ruined 666th like

[@gordonoboh833]

That’s a John Wick moment

[@Phieng0327]

videos for pedos: exist tiktok: that's fine random guy with a screwdriver: exist tiktok: wait that's illegal

[@VeganJutsu]

Pretty much

[@stevenrandall8300]

Lol yup this is our world

[@ichbinfreitag2863]

Tachankie is love tachankie is life

[@swishy1260]

“Anything in his hand is a deadly weapon.”