If You Could Stockpile One Thing, What Is It?

It's a big day of news and we get right into it - President Joe Biden decided to pay the press a visit, former President Donald Trump faces some increased pressure and there's a bologna face mask now.
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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."

[@goodmorninggilw2836]

James, you have not missed a beat. At about five minutes when you said even the avalanche is like WASAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!😂Good shit

[@hotdamndan9892]

I was lowkey expecting Ian to peek at the door when James introduced Josh Gad. 😂

[@jacobanatoly876]

Since I was introduced to Josh Gad, he’s helped me open up so much in life. His passion, his laughter and his singing of Frozen is beyond breathtaking. His new show is out of this world. You rock Josh!!!

[@AirBahg]

my brain is a university campus with lots of different hippos hanging out. ive never related to anything so much

[@isifisch]

I think it's cool that he mentioned Acaster. Really funny guy.

[@TahtahmesDiary]

He really is! Just so naturally funny!

[@foofersgod]

I can't be up at 1230am to watch... but when to baby wakes me up.... I'll watch at 2am! Thank you for being awesome! Hi everyone!

[@umair111]

Pretty sure that guitar solo was from the Beatles' 'Something'

[@ader6673]

Rob came in with everything! Love when he and James interact :D

[@curcumaorganica3944]

I know!!!!

[@stephaniejohnson583]

We need a picture of James’ garage, please. 😃

[@ThatBlackGirlMagic]

Reggie's hair is just so gorgeous. It's so healthy looking.

[@curcumaorganica3944]

Yes!! A carpool karaoke with Olivia Rodrigo, please ❤❤

[@JChalant]

3:38 Was that "Something in the way she moves" James?

[@Fran-td7xv]

Hippocampus is three things : a mythic creature, a seahorse and a part of the brain. The name of the part of the brain is inspired by the fish, because it has a very similar shape. But I prefer Reggie's explanation! Haha.

[@TheDavidlloydjones]

Stockpile one thing? Stockpiles. Duh.

[@teresitauy5532]

I'm happy to see James and the crew back . You're bigly missed . Be safe everyone. 😍

[@glassgoat9601]

Everyone knew what Louie would say before he said it.

[@kingofthesharks]

4:41 Reggie's glasses look while he says "avalanche!" LOL

[@beckbeck1432]

Vibin with Reggie’s glasses today!

[@jamesallred460]

James Corden doing an air guitar Beatles solo is exactly the thing I didn't know I needed! I would also love a Toyota Tundra, please and thank you, 🤣

[@tutifruti7488]

Gold. Forget cash.

[@LadyHashZ]

I actually googled Toyota Tundra lol. First I hear Of this

[@generalpublic3744]

When stockpiling was discussed, I wonder how many viewers were thinking "Toilet Rolls!"

[@mosesgarner2404]

I love how off the rails this opening was. Every now and then I feel like the planned jokes get pushed to the side when the crew and James just go off on tangents about nothing at all really lol

[@cea6770]

And the tangents are almost universally better than anything scripted.

[@ader6673]

x2

[@mosesgarner2404]

@@cea6770 Yup! Agreed 110%

[@LaSnob711]

Best idea of June 2020 😂 I was just saying that today!

[@seanbou4122]

Hot Dog hair rollers that's awesome idea. Hm🤔 i think i am going to try 😁🤣 to make my hair more curly🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks for new fashion🙏🤩🤘👶

[@kingofthesharks]

Toyota Tundra does indeed sound pretty....cool

[@notsure1969]

When Reggie is is the thumbnail you know its going to be good.

[@frankrizzo739]

Damn! Reggie beat me to the Unsweetened Flax Milk! 🤬 So I'll have to stockpile Fritos Flamin' Hot Corn Chips! 😍

[@annakaricole9368]

I would stockpile coffee and chocolate :)

[@ManiacArtist83]

Oh yeah!

[@theemporersnewclothes]

Glad you lived througrh COVID I lost a dear friend Christmas Eve to COVID...

[@TahtahmesDiary]

I'm sorry for your loss 😔

[@forpbrrosema5578]

Can I just say that Louie (I know that spelling is wrong because I can’t ever spell anything right or spell and I spell words wrong way more than I used to but I stopped caring especially when I’m on my tiny iPhone trying to type and typing fast because I hate typing on my iPhone so much! Sorry for the misspellings in advance to anyone who has to read this not that I think anyone would be interested to do so, but sorry about the misspellings if any other person on the earth is actually going to be really reading it and then surely will be catching them on here, ok that is good for apologies I think, ha) is my FAVORITE person in the group!?! I pretty much have a celebrity crush on him now too! Lol. He is definitely ONE OF THE BEST THINGS SINCE… I don’t know I’m not clever enough right now to think of something to compare to this lol. He’s just one of the best things ever. I’m glad I found this whole crazy crew in my KZbin video suggestions way back when. They are all my favorites. But Louie is my favorite of the favorites! He is so sassy and calm and can’t do anything wrong on the show whenever we get him on there. I LOVE THE VIDEOS AND AM GLAD I FOUND SOMEONE IN MY LIFE WITH MY SENSE OF HUMOR EVEN IF IM ALL ALONE IN THE WORLD I LIVE IN NOWADAYS FOR MY REALITY OUTSIDE OF THOSE CLIPS THAT I HAVE WITH EVERYONE HERE. THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU TO ALL OF YOU GUYS ON THE SHOW. EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO BE AWESOME NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SEE THEM AND IF THEY HAVE ANY SPECIAL TIME TO BE ON THEIR SHOW TALKING FOR A SEC EVEN. THEY ARE ALL GREAT. I’m appreciative of that KZbin video watching ability for me to have a smile on my face for the moment I get on here. It makes me feel like that is going to be the same thing I have even though I only have people who are never going to care if I say that or exist or anything. I’m all alone in the world now and I don’t know what I’d do without my little KZbin video breaks … I am glad to have a crush on a man who is not trying to break the spirit of which I have literally none left anymore (long story) too! Even if they are not going to really be in my life they still have helped me a lot. I’m going to shut up now. Haha. Sorry I ramble.

[@carl6131]

I knew an hairdressers called Tsunami

[@benzaiten933]

lots of products are named 'tsunami', 'hurricane', 'storm' and so forth despite those weather patterns being bad, thus anything named 'avalanche' isn't really that noteworthy at all.

[@christophermerlot3366]

My next band will be The Amygdala. I'm thinking prog metal.

[@rubaramirabenjamin4322]

😂😂But 🤔 what is Reggie saying at the start🤔

[@aldreth3625]

I’d stockpile other people’s stockpiles!

[@lyndaweister9984]

LOL😂🤣😂😇

[@TSC1978]

Love how James did his air guitar solo and it was Breath by Pink Floyd if you didn’t catch that. Love the man!

[@sharkulashairstylist5505]

Video games.. or weed... I like to get stoned and solve puzzles... idk.

[@lillyofthevalley208]

Car pool lololololol

[@Nadine19891908]

If people put on that pink face mask and put cucumber slices on their eyes.... they'll look like mister Blobby.....

[@lindareif584]

What is Reggie’s favorite brand of hemp milk? Love you all💜

[@DerekHoscorner]

James Corden something playing olaf snowman ian walt Disney Pixar frozen 1 and 2 onwards awesomeness job

[@lillyofthevalley208]

Trevorrrrrrrrrrr I heve netural kroesy hair lololololol no perm here lololololol

[@coffee8760]

Used to work grocery store buy eggs toilet paper toast for French toast sold out of it even a bit of snow laying on the ground

[@suzanne1430]

Season 7 episode e53...it was on December 16,2021.....the song that reggie watts was singing as the show went off....please someone please tell me the name of the song...I want to hear the whole thing so bad....it was the very end of the show....please reply. 🎀🎀🎀💕💕💕💕💕💕..PS..I lovvvvvve reggie watts.

[@qopoq4023]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@redflag4255]

Silver

[@SchoolforHackers]

MORE NEWS INTRO PLEASE

[@goodmorninggilw2836]

Flax milk… Reggie! Reggie! Reggie!

[@andrewwhite1305]

If someone could get a charge to stick to Donny T, they would be a legend.

[@williamwelsh5855]

What about the Ford Probe?

[@lyndaweister9984]

LOL! GOOD ONE!🤣😂🤣😇

[@Desa469]

Mantap.semoga sukses selalu

[@Boomer_Johnson]

I would only need one wish. "For powers limited to the ends of my imagination". Three wishes are just greedy. I really feel like one would be enough. No matter what, you would be better off than before.

[@lillyofthevalley208]

Free there too? My greatness! Lol ❤ 😆 🤣 😂 😹 ❤ 😆 🤣 😂 😹 ❤

[@brenna_boop6341]

Dakota looks stunning with the lighter brown hair

[@JavierFernandez01]

Trying to take all my favorite stuff or what? I like febreze and flip flops. Please don't buy all my febreze and flip flops!

[@annfritch4705]

All in chris hayes today all

[@allen4073]

No feelings suck

[@suritamahashi9981]

YAY :)

[@jordangerm]

Interesting they can't mention products that don't advertise... I wonder if they're are topics and positions that are also off limits

[@kzeich]

What would louis stockpile? Couldn't hear...

[@kallen868]

Condoms.

[@kzeich]

@@kallen868 ahh that's what I thought. Lol like when James asked what he wears to bed and he said, "a condom". Good times

[@crystalharris7394]

💗💗💗💗

[@damightyshabba439]

... I've got 2 of my three wishes sorted out - 1) perfect health, mental and physical - 2) The sum knowledge of the universe to date, to be updated as the universe progresses... 3) to be decided based on the result of 2. And wish one means you won't go insane with the sum knowledge. Not sure if wish 1 makes you immortal or not... perfect health, carried out 1 way just means you're normal, but healthy. The other way means you never age or get ill. I will give it a go and let you know... And with all the health and perfect knowledge - you STILL have wish three in your pocket... As for stockpiling - rice, pasta, alcohol and herbs / spices... but I've done that already...

[@Tarot-Horoscope]

☘️💐☘️💐🌻🌻💐☘️

[@suzanne1430]

I love Reggie Watts..💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[@marshallbaxter9231]

Hippopatamoi (Greek).

[@RajinderKumar-lg4xz]

🙏🏽❤️💕🇬🇧👍🏽

[@darius1189]

So watching these via phone and punch lines are way too low and audience is way too loud. Quite annoying please do sg about it. Otherwise big fan. Thank you!

[@SeoulKoreaOT7Kpop]

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 From Seoul korea 🍰🍔💕

[@ciaragallagher646]

Um, actually the hippocampus is a horse/fish hybrid in mythology. I learned that watching dropout tv.

[@GPS379]

Why the hell in earth this show is blocked in India? I had to buy nord vpn

[@deborahdhanaraj8721]

Yeah and if available, it is like 3 days later

[@GPS379]

@@deborahdhanaraj8721 Actually not even after 3 days. The most sad thing is they are not blocking which are actually horribly obscene 95% of Indian movies are unwatchable with families . and they are blocking stuff which are just plain and pure entertainment. For some dumb reason they also blocked SNL

[@deborahdhanaraj8721]

@@GPS379 Exactly

[@velocitygirl8551]

The title of this is bothering me so much!!! … what would it be! Not WHAT IS IT. There, better.

[@dredgerivers7730]

10:22 What are the odds mr. trump accuses the Supreme Court of being "Never Trumpers"? (Or calls the Supreme Court Clerk and says, "All I need to find is... five... votes...")

[@jacobanatoly876]

Honestly if trump wants the attention, he should start TikTok. It’s the times we live in now.

[@tymeadors855]

Remember that time he wanted to ban TikTok?

[@markgigiel2722]

How much is random and how much is rehearsed? When he started about the commercials with Nick, I lost it.

[@21anusha]

Soooooo that's where all the loo rolls are 🤔🤔🤔

[@oilerfreak]

You might be going to war quicker than you think James. But thanks for keeping it light!! Honest statement. =)

[@bepowerification]

I know my three wishes: 1. Perfect health and immortality unless I decide otherwise some day. 2. A neverending source of enormous income. 3. Dakota Johnson falling in love with me.

[@lexiedirectioner4life729]

#Kidnap1D

[@abbycross90210]

When the knocking-on-dressing-room thing began with the start of Corden's show, I thought "It's a new show, they're trying out new stuff. It's stupid and cringy as fuck, but good for them for experimenting. At least they'll figure out it's dumb and they'll drop the bit." Imagine my surprise, years later, to see they still think it's a good idea. Every time they do it, I'm so embarrassed for the show and even more embarrassed for the guests they force into that lame schtick. Guys, it's bad. BAD. BAAADDDD.

[@TahtahmesDiary]

😐😐😐 Have you considered going away and never returning? Surely that's better for your mental health than writing an essay like this? 🤔

[@lillyofthevalley208]

00:48 stunning woman, wowwwwww

[@Cyreniac]

first

[@katherineking3284]

I watch for Nick Bernstein now. Mostly.

[@SlurmsMackenzie187]

If you fancy the Jonas brothers cover your belly

[@paisleyjane9606]

What is Reggie wearing, and why?

[@sylvain-paulcote5470]

James needs to find new questions for his guests. He asked Dakota Johnson : "How are ya?" Followed by "How you doing", the how's everything, how's your life, is it good, you good". Keeps repeating himself. Even "Joshua" told him that it makes him uncomfortable when he kept repeating "not a naughty boy". He must be getting old. Or he drank/smoked too much before the show...

[@lillyofthevalley208]

1.7 in height and 56kg.. not too shabby 😉 👌 😜 😎 🙂 😌 😉 👌 😜 😎 🙂

[@beschterrowley3749]

"If you could stockpile one thing, what would it be?" have some respect for basic grammar ffs there are kids watching

[@wendyreuse7190]

Children shouldn’t be up that late let alone watching late night comedy shows.

[@TahtahmesDiary]

Who on EARTH is putting THIS on for their kids?!

[@deldamas]

James had a strange energy in the monologue today, a bit moody and high enery at the same time, is he on a mediacation?, he also sounds a bit sick.

[@cynthiajones4332]

Just in case you haven't heard... God so loved the world He gave His son Jesus that whoever believes in Jesus will have everlasting life. John 3:16 Please believe and repent from your sin today. Eternity in heaven should not be taken lightly, please think about it dont be left behind. Love Y'all

[@onepondfarm2050]

Why is everyone still so obsessed with Trump?? Get new material.

[@TahtahmesDiary]

Trump was like 2 minutes of 12, there was a lot of other material here...maybe your own obsession with him has you hyperfocused on when he's mentioned?

[@Gl0w1ng]

forced enthusiasm from this man is insufferable

[@GazzyWazzyLol]

America really ruined james

[@claybyrd2]

I cannot stand Josh Gad. Nothing is very funny about him.