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[@CannedCorm]

INSANE TITLE

[@jordandiefe]

Lol they changed the title from "making hamburgers with my crush" to this

[@99beats47]

cyr asking maya if she had been given real meat is crazier to me

[@jameswashington4704]

@@jordandiefe this one was better tbh

[@tmk31]

I will never get tired of Maya and Nmp collabing lol.

[@2Boios]

they would both be extremely bland without eachother

[@SyI16]

I will never get tired of Maya.

[@crimsonking9305]

@@SyI16 pogO ?

[@seansiquig]

@@2Boios tf u watching them then 4Weird

[@whatever0000]

@@seansiquig he means that they boost each other when they stream together they have good synergy

[@tempex6200]

you know when maya is around theres gonna be the most pogo shit ever

[@pepe_felipe]

Yea she needs to cool it, making every stream weird

[@remiphantom]

its a show

[@reptiloidtill]

@@remiphantom Copium

[@AlexPozz]

@@reptiloidtill Average chatter.

[@saxinantay3244]

Adrianah lee agrees pepelaugh

[@bruhguy26]

Nick finally embracing his age with that hat 🥹

[@Lickwetcarrion]

He makes it work tho, especially with the gold chain and the glasses. Very cool

[@Nooni2K]

@@Lickwetcarrion paid comment kekw

[@OhLooksTasty]

i legit lole at this

[@souleatert1004]

@@Lickwetcarrion almost as cool as if Samuel Jackson wasn't so black or if LL cool j was hella outta shape

[@cayniner]

Samuel L Jackson looking ass

[@rayzecor]

I've watched 7 minutes and each time Cyr brought up the viewer, his height dropped by another inch :))

[@davesprivatelounge]

Nick lookin like he boutta direct a straight to dvd movie

[@TheLvkrijger]

Maya hugging Nick will that day ever come?

[@xdawsx]

it is coming

[@nedia42]

How did the gigachad go from 6'6 to 6'5 to 6'4?

[@movement2contact]

Yeah 😁 Shou'shou'should a guy in a in a in a 3400 dollar... Come on! Come on!

[@darkphoenix2]

The gall of Cyr to disrespect him like that

[@RageFanVg]

Same as he is in couple with malena for 12yo to 16yo to 25yo

[@cctz_1]

@@movement2contact bees ?

[@movement2contact]

@@cctz_1 beaDs!!

[@acevfx2923]

Okay, cooking tip: if you are going to cook up plantbased anything, treat it as a veggie product. Meat burgers are to be treated differently than their plantbased counter parts. Veggies require lower heat and longer cooking. Then you van crank up the heat afterwards and give it a good sear. If your burgers end up soggy and soft like they are describing, you're doing some things wrong. They'll never be equivalent to the actual meat, but they can become great as a product of their own.

[@mathiaspedersen7171]

Thanks for the tips mate, but 100p never gonna use it 😎

[@NicholasRuunu]

She put fucking egg in it...

[@umop3plsdn]

@@NicholasRuunu ya i was like wtf is she doing... totally gonna ruin it

[@MrBeastInferno]

8:15 Thank you mr. editor, my ears didnt hear him say that bad word 😅

[@humanzbornfresh]

why is nick dressed like a black panther

[@totallynormalasmrchannel]

lmao

[@Cardioid2035]

Nick actually looks sick with that hat and glasses combo

[@CountryKirby.]

Denzel Cosplay

[@saintsataniko2116]

@@CountryKirby. At a glance I read this as "Denzel Cosby" which is so much more appropriate ;)

[@saintsataniko2116]

By "sick" you meant sickly, right?

[@jammin2575]

Samuel L Jackson 90s style.

[@Cardioid2035]

@@jammin2575 spot on

[@collegemunchies4544]

if nick stopped with the weird jokes these streams with maya would be just unwatchable

[@movement2contact]

Trying to imagine it and I think you're right... 🤔

[@theblob992]

YOU ARE MIYA HIGA

[@alexthegreat5269]

no YOU ARE MIYA HIGA

[@theblob992]

@@alexthegreat5269 I as the new miya Higa apologize for any wrong doings I have done HAIL MIYA HIGA

[@zasca1315]

"What's up nick viewers" SAVED

[@bobbobertbobberton1073]

Every Maya and Nick clip/stream is just fucking priceless. They'd be the perfectly odd couple buddy cop film.

[@Chriskritical]

god, cyr really is just the perfect amount of chaos for otk...Cyr, Nick and Rich are the perfect combo

[@spencer6709]

Nick really is the where's my hug guy

[@FreedomsLife1776]

Nicks looking like a gentle, soy salesman version of Samuel L. Jackson’s character from “Jackie Brown”.

[@christianmindgames]

I was trying to figure that out lol

[@hazardousjazzgasm129]

That is such a perfect description lol

[@kkasaa]

Tarantino best film

[@pakulsk1]

Man I fucking love cyr and nmp combo, its so good

[@AA1891]

7:10 Maya should've left out the egg and bread crumbs. Impossible Burger is good enough on it's own.

[@CountryKirby.]

Delusional

[@ulexx6574]

she made a Beyond Burger :)

[@CountryKirby.]

@@fin1645 Not a vegan tried vegan burgers before and it taste like seasoning and has a mushy texture. Verdict your also delusional

[@r0yalew1thcheese]

Thats some bs right there

[@CountryKirby.]

@@fin1645 Verdict I got it from a Vegan restaurant guess the chef don’t know how to cook

[@ps2ps2guy]

Maya has "leash-kid little sister" energy

[@mattdunlap837]

oh nooooo nick is a "where's my hug" guy

[@BasedBidoof]

😍Maya and Cyr in the same video🥰 Thank you for making this collab happen, Jason 😘

[@hehegroggy]

why is nick dressed like christof from the truman show

[@PopADoseYo]

Lmao

[@Kb11241]

Maya almost died at shitcamp, according to her it was all for content. Respect. Also that video title kinda crazy lol

[@2Boios]

not at all, did u watch the clip

[@WorstGamerNAE]

Why..... Did they make burgers..... like they're meatballs??? You just need the meat lmfao you don't need breadcrumbs and egg lmao that's for meatballs

[@ItsDSP]

I guess that’s how they make burgers in Texas.

[@WorstGamerNAE]

@@ItsDSP mfs just do everything wrong

[@rigg4146]

helps it stay together while cooking

[@dominicm8251]

Nick out here looking like a side character in an Adam Sandler comedy

[@TheWizardfly123]

I wonder if Maya ever hugged a black guy before 🤔

[@nintalespaw]

Morphius and trans neo

[@Just3rik]

0:09 I thought so too nick LMFAO

[@IsaacPoopsAlot]

LMAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[@coldhalloumi]

Vegan burger's stuffed with dairy and poultry YAAAAS

[@perimo2022]

poultry is not vegan stup'ed

[@maiqtheliar_]

Cyr would be a successful hollywood actor

[@jon2623]

Maya got destroyed at shitcamp for content lol

[@exmo7]

nmp literally being the where my hug at guy

[@CountryKirby.]

Does Nick ever uses season all or other seasoning?

[@007whiterussian2]

nick looks like stevie wonder

[@joshgray3888]

Cyr has the perfect personality for Nick's style of streams. Cyr has the perfect balance of keeping things funny, but not weird or annoying.

[@2Boios]

Cyr is a steamer. You forgot to add that

[@-_-SpongeBob]

How American of you

[@NicholasRuunu]

You don't put eggs and panko in a burger, that's for meatballs wtf. A burger is just meat/plantbased and salt on both sides, black pepper after frying.

[@concon7324]

You know things went downhill after melaniea left. Someone gotta dress my boi Nick.

[@KingofthejungleBTW]

Cringe title

[@qwi2311]

Never seen a man dance this close to SA allegations.

[@Farhan-un8ez]

disliked, unscribed, hate commented. FeelsOkayMan

[@JohnSmith-wd1oq]

I like Maya but that mustache is craaaaaazy

[@Hable_3]

Nick is so in love with maya it’s wild hahaha his gf is probably like tf every time he says some stupid shit about hugging her and all that 😂

[@drizztdourden3259]

Need more Nick, Maya and Cyr colab

[@Halvor120]

The Notorious S.O.Y

[@dysfunctional4341]

0:30 cyr talking and looking like a lazy town puppet is sending me

[@thaneros]

Protip: Before cutting onions let them sit in ice water for about 10min

[@jtdecker1]

Y

[@thaneros]

@@jtdecker1 Helps to reduce tears

[@MeldinX2]

@@thaneros Or wear contact lenses. I've found that i never cry cutting onions when i use my contacts but when i wear glasses i do.

[@AD-lh3jk]

@@MeldinX2 that’s interesting. Would never expect the receptors to be there

[@MeldinX2]

@@AD-lh3jk Yeah i was very suprised myself. And i work in the kitchen as a Chef so i cut alot of onions.

[@Rarkdul]

SAMUEL JACKSON

[@NicholasRuunu]

Camp Knut did Cyr well man, looking jacked.

[@Killingglorie]

lol,i also thought Maya opened up by saying Whats up N-word lolol

[@Glumyy]

Nick is embodying Date Mike

[@Eric-gw2lx]

Stream where they do a blindfold taste test and see if they can determine if its actual meat or plant-based meat.

[@NateCage]

Nick's swag is on another level here. Who dressed him?!

[@jordandiefe]

Why'd they gotta use some dumb upscaling for the thumbnail. It makes it look worse.

[@jon2623]

I’ve never tried any meat alternatives are they that bad? Nick and Maya should do a stream where they try a bunch of meat alternatives

[@naruse3200]

that would be sick

[@Gobbygoblin]

im vegetarian and most are fucking awful

[@Jake-do3ly]

you can taste the difference but it's not bad if you prepare the food right

[@racant7499]

As someone who has been vegan, vegetarian, and a meat eater, meat alternatives can either be good, bad, or disgusting. Biggest thing for most people I think is texture though.

[@catsrcool69]

Nah meat alternatives aren't bad, but is hit or miss with them though. I like dr praeger's for veggie burgers and like lightlife for hot dogs. I def do need to try some of the newer brands. They're def a lot more options now than a few years ago.

[@Jobe-13]

Maya’s burger definitely looked better and *won the competition. Nick’s probably had 50,000 total calories.

[@Gobbygoblin]

trust me fake meat is foul

[@MeldinX2]

Why would nick have that many more calores? I mean it's ground beef and some bread and veggies at the end of the day.

[@jm1835]

Beyond fake meat has just as much calories as real meat. Contains higher fat and less protein

[@Dylanceck]

Nick with the Samuel L. drip

[@jorgeabarca7673]

the first 20 secs made me dead

[@ahmed-alnoor]

Funniest twitch dou is Maya and NMP.. Malena and NMP close second, NMP legit one of the funniest people on twitch.

[@ThePalisky]

when the editor puts the wrong clip in from mayas injury lmao

[@Jake-do3ly]

Liked the video because Maya said to, im already subbed

[@Jaythepanda96]

Miss mayo

[@Jaythepanda96]

Also we need more cyr

[@couchpotato9636]

If u don’t wanna cry while chopping onion just chew a gum while doing it

[@kriss_6165]

7:43 Cyr is like a new version of a DC batman villain.

[@fabiii7044]

you really can just love cyr

[@kalatanaofficial9924]

CYR is the Jim Carrey of Twitch and i love it haha

[@lomepal3198]

i have been waiting for a new upload thank god

[@STOPSYPHER]

I’d actually bet money that Nick was a “super senior” in high school, going for all the freshmen 😂

[@SnailMan63]

I am so hungry I could eat just about anything

[@cjch7251]

Nick lookin like Samuel L Jackson at home

[@LuqrativeEntertainment]

cyr is soo funny. LOL

[@DirtyDutch24]

I love the edit when they pop up

[@chrisfloro3313]

omg cyr is a fucking legend lmfao

[@blackwell573]

10:50 what a bunch of "Hoopla!"

[@l95027]

worcestershire sauce are made with anchovies, so it's not vegan anymore

[@findlayrankin9769]

I WANT MORE CYR WHEN MALENA IS BACK

[@lolminator90]

Until u know she was covering and blackmailing a girl who was Sexual assaulted by her friend. So toxic Maya is.

[@squish4369]

didnt do either go cry some more no ones gonna sleep with you

[@amirmasoudashrafi1592]

I'd love to see more Cyr and Maya content. I like the dynamic.

[@AyoEliii]

BRUH THIS DUDE IS FCKIN CRAZY 🤣🤣 8:00

[@solidkiller1244]

Cyr is someone very unique and I would love this guy around lol

[@Kunaives]

Maya should bake plant based meat. Comes out soooooo fucking delicious!

[@Indiefilmclub394]

OMG, is Maya getting a moustache ?

[@emilrogengellschwaner3555]

Cyr looks like a stranger things character

[@truedardii]

Bring back Maya

[@jeanpoma5485]

Maya is so cute 🥰

[@WalpurgisDei]

Very cool video. Cap af 🤙

[@dre3k78]

Why is Nick looking like a Dollar Store Samuel Jackson?

[@ewalsh12]

im new, explain the name, NMP? lol

[@silentscope22]

putting egg into beyond meat makes no sense

[@rexx9500]

title xd

[@corro202]

Awesome video.

[@ProxCQ]

Is it me or that woman has a mustache?

[@Imac7065]

6'7....6;5.... 6'4' ... gigachad kept shrinking every time the told the story haha

[@ALLZEE999]

Can anyone see this comment?

[@alexandriaa44]

I swear I’m not that person but poop comes in all different shapes and sizes I think it does depend what you eat but there’s a chart of the different kinds! Hahaha

[@AndreiB617]

Eggs in the beyond meat whatever, that doesn't sound right. Am I the only one? Like isn't the whole point of beyond meat that there are no animal products in it? xD

[@aaronwild2894]

Nick did not go out more.