If You Get Stranded in the Past, How to Tell What Year You’re In

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[@joshuaberardelli9461]

I kinda expected the entire video to be: “If you don’t see any Toyota Corollas on the roads then you’re sometime between 13.8 billion years ago and 1937, but if you do then you’re sometime between 1937 and now... good luck”

[@fajaradi1223]

And don't forget where the steering wheel is located.

[@bmwm5324]

Missed the Toyota Corolla

[@OnionChoppingNinja]

Toyota Corolla didn't hit the road until the mid 60s

[@kevinp.h157]

I’m doomed since I have a hard time intensifying cars

[@99toyotacorolla]

hey

[@coolmanab_42069]

Imagine travelling back 30 seconds in time but you’re in the most isolated part of Antarctica so you have no idea if it’s still 2020 or 15 million years ago

[@annika8807]

LMAO IMAGINE

[@therudecanadian8068]

Depends. Are there plants or ice?

[@dapurplepupchoco4328]

XD

[@is100mzy]

Id quit life

[@tanojatmakuri380]

If you look at the sky you can see satellites if it’s 2020.

[@ravinchowdhury5215]

Time traveller: "Hey, what year is it?" Roman legionary: "120 BC" Time traveller: "What's BC?" Roman legionary: “Before Christ.” Time traveller: “Who’s Christ?” Roman legionary: "No idea mate"

[@soulextinguisher]

Lmao

[@brianstabile165]

What did people in BC call there time?anyone else ask that thing?

[@luckymouse1988]

@@brianstabile165 Depends on the culture, but they'd probably reference important events in their immediate history, most likely regarding rulers. The Xth year of Emperor Y's reign. The Xth year of King Y's reign. The Xth year of the Y Dynasty. The Xth year of Consul Y and Z's period. The last one was used by the Romans if I'm not mistaken.

[@jerrybaker8597]

@@brianstabile165 generally the somany units of time of the era of insert famous family name

[@Ore0219]

@@brianstabile165 Japan still uses the year of the current emperor's reign on their money as well as in other facets of their culture while, at the same time, observing the widely accepted Roman calendar and dating system

[@petertrevorah7388]

The more interesting question is how to tell if you’ve slipped into a parallel universe. Here’s a couple of obvious ways: 1. You go to a medical appointment and the doctor sees you at the time of your appointment; and 2. You go to the supermarket and your trolley runs in a straight line. How else would you tell?

[@uggomcspit5954]

Don't forget about how if you see giant screaming men, you're in Earth 53.

[@camila_lt]

If there is Half-life 3 or Portal 3 you are between Earth 678 and 980, if there is Geometry Dash 2.2 you are between Earth 3 and 4

[@timefliesaway999]

If you see a doppelgänger of yourself, if we’re going by the dc Version of parallel universes

[@kaelanirevyruun1676]

It all depends on what the changes are xD

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

The answer is simple: just go to the nearest bookstore and look at the cover of The Berenstein Bears.

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

I’m currently stuck during the Aztec times and found this video helpful as I’m about to get sacrificed by Aztec Warriors

[@alexmarcell1356]

That's why you should always carry a gun for safety reasons of course.

[@kronoscart]

@John Smith r/woooosh

[@timjbbc]

💀

[@anne.andromeda]

Try determinate whether there are big bouts on the coast or not. If there are, you are somethere after 1400s, when Columbus got to America. Or after 1000 if you are on the east coast of Canada

[@anne.andromeda]

@John Smith they probably got a signal coming through time portal they came through

[@bosnianseparatist1174]

RealLifeLore: releases "Why travelling in the past is impossible" Also RealLifeLore: Timetravel tutorial

[@Stings2pee]

HAHAHA

[@NazarusGG]

He plays both sides, so he cant lose

[@gbomb2520]

His name irl is Joseph Piscenti btw

[@pillowey9171]

@@gbomb2520 ok?

[@cringetv2153]

G Bomb did we ask?

[@KOKOBC]

I love how I will literally never need this yet it still feels like I’m learning something that will help me survive this scenario

[@ZekeBittersweet]

Novel writing.

[@thomassamai4861]

You have no idea how long I've been struggling since my date finder got destroyed. Really needed this guide, thank you!

[@frostbittenwinds9703]

“If you’re in Britain and can’t understand what people are saying, you’re either in the 14th century CE... or in Scotland.”

[@insertname1837]

Made me laugh so hard

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

laughs in speaking a germanic language

[@beaucaspar3990]

😂

[@Emberrss]

We are no British. (At least hopefully soon)

[@NitramGTi]

@@Emberrss England, Scotland and Wales are all on the island called Great Britain so not sure that is 100% accurate, unless you're moving out of the island and changing your nationality.

[@joshuaberardelli9461]

Instructions unclear, I am now being worshiped as Quetzalcoatl by the Aztecs

[@muscovymapping8896]

this needs more likes

[@conordavenport771]

Nice job dude, I unfortunately got in the middle of the siege of Baghdad.

[@xirb-4007]

Yeah, I'm with some random dudes in boats chanting templar chants.

[@muscovymapping8896]

I may or may not be running away from a horde of Mongols right now.

[@biteme6898]

instructions unclear.i shot a guy using my db shotgun and now im getting worshiped as a chaos god

[@alexxhowtf]

Me: “How would you describe the president” Citizen: “He is amazing and mind blowing!” Me: “Ok, we’re in 1963”

[@kiowna1881]

Okay we're in 2009

[@CardZed]

Okay, we're in 2034

[@adamraserovaquera]

Okay, we're on 2045, and would you look at that, it's an emperor; and wait I am the emperor, and I'm amazing and mindblowing

[@caligulasaquarium7637]

Okay we're in 2018

[@maximipe]

Well depends, president of where?

[@user-mx4sm9cv7e]

Me: "Okay I had my 10min break back to studying" KZbin: "what if you accidentally time traveled" Me: "Yeah your right"

[@user-mx4sm9cv7e]

@@smarteasylearningalmanejaz6204 Haha congratulations sir

[@chrisg1499]

"your right"? I'm guessing you're not Japanese...

[@user-mx4sm9cv7e]

@@chrisg1499 Correct

[@thanos174]

“You can’t go on land” “Why” “THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER”

[@jaelpikner9872]

Well spoken god

[@themaximum97]

🎶not anymore there’s a blanket🎶

[@abelcybernorty_ya9110]

@@themaximum97 lol

[@bushman2498]

SoMeThInGs AlIvE iN tHe OcEaN

[@thanos174]

It’s a speck

[@JohnJ469]

How to entertain yourself and start an urban legend: 1. Dress in an offbeat, slightly odd but memorable fashion. 2. Run into a shop demanding to know the year. 3. When they tell you simply respond "Damn! Too early!" Then thank them and run out. 4. Exactly one year later dress in the same outfit and run into the same store and ask the same question. 5. When they answer yell "Yes! It worked! There is still time to save her!" And run out again. 2k+ likes? Thank you all. It's nice to know there are more slightly warped people like me around. The downside of so many liking the idea is that someone will run into a shop and the staff will say: "Another one? You're the third time traveller this week."

[@chieuleyang6768]

Yes awesome idea

[@auhsojacosta1672]

If you have a time machine do this in 1976

[@andrewjones9547]

i laughed harder than i should have at this

[@stripofham3128]

Do it in a slightly different accent than what people would usually speak in the the country you’re in too.

[@JohnJ469]

@@stripofham3128 That would be the icing on the cake wouldn't it? Great thought.

[@fhdk227]

Im in 1908 Academy of Fine Arts Vienna gonna convince them that a certain student is good at drawing and no need to expel him

[@yvng]

Plot twist: RealLifeLore is a secret government operation and are trying to prepare us for future events where we will all be randomly thrown into the past

[@Zerum69]

Stuck around 18 billion years ago, thankfully the Queen of England and God are treating me well and giving me pre big bang tea

[@ningusgaming9723]

dam son

[@ningusgaming9723]

you got the good life

[@thatoneleaf9895]

damn what time machine you go into 👀

[@ningusgaming9723]

@@thatoneleaf9895 fudging ww2

[@Vinnicombe1]

The universe didn’t exist 18 billion years ago, let alone planet earth. 🤦‍♂️

[@Dashersacct]

Imagine a game like geoguessr but instead of being dropped somewhere random in the world your dropped into a different time period of earths history and have to figure out when it was. That would be sick.

[@annika8807]

Let’s make it

[@okctrl]

@@annika8807 on it

[@TheRealRMG]

Statistically speaking, you would end up in a pre-Earth year almost every single time.

[@Mark-Wilson]

@@TheRealRMG sure but what if we make it so its always an earth year in earths history

[@planefan082]

@@TheRealRMG Statistically speaking, Geoguessr would almost always put you on some obscure rock

[@Egg58618]

Super useful, thank you so much! Found out I was in 2020 and noped out.

[@sp0rkb018]

same but now im stuck in 2021. i want to go back to 1412 where my family is.

[@Egg58618]

@@sp0rkb018 The 1410's were the best right?

[@sp0rkb018]

@@Egg58618 yes sirrrrree

[@denniswang7716]

I time travelled to 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds ago

[@wanali4504]

“If the floor is molten lava, you’re screwed”. Oh, that’s too bad “But before you die, look up and see if there is a moon to blah blah blah..” ...

[@snobodi]

The guy who suffocated to death is the origin of life on earth. After he died all the microorganisms in his body spread out all over the earth. Life created life. It’s a closed-loop

[@wyqtor]

I guess that would explain how eukaryotes and meiosis exist...

[@foxgaming76yt24]

So he cloned himself. Woah. Cool.

[@daplum]

“You Could Make A Reli-No Don’t”

[@foxgaming76yt24]

@@daplum sorry but uh, my brain can’t complete the sentence, so can you please tell me what you were trying to say before you abruptly stopped?

[@danzoom]

@@foxgaming76yt24 "You could make a religion out of this" - a reference to a video called "history of the entire world, i guess".

[@Nurpus]

*Walked outside. No sign of humans acting normal* Looks like I was living in 250,000 BCE all along....

[@filippoiacoviello8387]

Lol

[@the_great_phoenix231]

lmao

[@BlokenArrow]

Either that or before 2019 CE as that normal is so different to modern normal.

[@jamadriani]

JAJAJAJJAAAHAHHAAHHAHA

[@Stings2pee]

*Walked outside. Saw a Karen yelling at a mailman* Yup, it's still 2020

[@the_scrutinizer]

I'm literally stuck in 9th century England, showing all these peasants memes and feeding them Sprite

[@ch3rrikiss]

You would be accused a wizard and go through trial by ordeal to prove your innocence

[@the_scrutinizer]

@@ch3rrikiss I would simply blame it on a woman, they would call her the witch, and I'd be fine

[@ch3rrikiss]

@@the_scrutinizer that would work 😂😂😂

[@WinVisten]

You could also tell where you are based on what plants and animals you see. If you see people farming corn, for example, you know you're in North or South America, if you see emus, you know you're in Australia, and if you see ostriches, zebras, or lions, you know you're in Africa, at least if you see ALL of them, but if out of those three you ONLY see lions, you might be in Europe from earlier, probably between 191,000 and 57,000 years ago.

[@FlynnMegaTensei]

Me: "Can't wait to time travel to 2021" Time machine: "This year isn't available"

[@SpookaySpctr]

That is *so deep*

[@wesselderksen5238]

Mine said are you sure and when i tapped yes it said idiot

[@archivedchannel8381]

dun dun dun....

[@TheLiamster]

It is not available yet because we are still in 2020.

[@archivedchannel8381]

@@TheLiamster r/wooooooooooosh

[@leprechaunsteve8930]

“What day is this?” “21st June” “I know this sounds weird but, what year?” “1986”

[@itsme1863]

Leprechaun Steve huh

[@TheNavieus]

Dark

[@davidin8833]

lol I'm dumb what happened

[@nickrenda9985]

DaviDin absolutely nothing, nothing at all, no need to worry

[@davidin8833]

@@nickrenda9985 for real

[@bhgtree]

Me: "Great video, using what you said, I've worked out that I'm in England, seems to be between 1200 and 1400". "I tried talking to some locals, but what they said made no sense, was like present day soccer fans talking about a lost match." "Soon after, some higher up guys arrived and I tried talking to them too, but no luck, the just dragged me away and locked me in this room." "One thing seems clear it must be a cold place because as I look out the window they are gathering a huge pile of wood in the town square........"

[@hermanrobak1285]

3:40 You may walk across Antarctica for a *very* long time without encountering any humans, even today. Antarctica is huge, and its population is really small.

[@hugh_kemp0]

Me: Was GTA 6 released? Guy: the trailer has Me: *we're in 2176*

[@PaulHipToBeSquareAllen]

We’ll be lucky...

[@bot_5786]

No GTA 6 will never come

[@hmongpepper3340]

Cyberpunk 2077 made a remake in 2077

[@Sidararas2007]

@@bot_5786 its already announced coming in 2023 btw its official

[@Sidararas2007]

@@bot_5786 programming etc. Takes time

[@chilln0648]

Instructions Unclear: I saw a dinosaur writing on paper

[@hannymcfee]

Hey you. My dinosaur mate can see you pooping. Stop

[@prathama123]

Bruh watch out for the asteroid.

[@monasimp87]

Watch out for the sun collapsing

[@6z0]

was i supposed to laugh

[@MegaLol2xd]

you're in paralel universe

[@LuchoH838]

07:37 FINALLY, someone doing their actual research. Yes, the famed Cyrillic alphabet which Russians use was created in Bulgaria, and developed by Bulgarians. We still use it to this day, and no we did not copy it from the Russians, it's the other way around.

[@michaelkarlin3727]

K danke

[@nexxxon2913]

0:47 The earth is never in the same spot, it moves together with the solar system through the galaxy

[@deadlybladesmith3093]

Me: thinking he will start off around 2000 years ago RLL: "so, has the *big bang happened yet?"*

[@alwayshappy9366]

No!

[@fica1137]

@New New Milo Anyone would expect at most to start the video at 400 million years (I think around 450 million years ago mass extinction event happened)

[@theconvict4843]

you know they should make one of alternate realities because there is definitely 1 alternate reality but if we find out there is a second it will probably mean that there is infinite

[@johnnyblocks7956]

Imagine you only travel a year back but you go to North Sentinel Island

[@LHEEEAKAlee]

Bruuuuuh

[@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635]

Is it a bad place?

[@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635]

And also its at 69 likes, should I ruin it?

[@LHEEEAKAlee]

@@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 yes it's a very bad place

[@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635]

@@LHEEEAKAlee why

[@yesno1978]

I have always wondered is when you travel back in time is the device in the same place on earth or in the same exact place in space

[@JohanAndersson78]

Also realise that the earth is constantly moving through space at an incredible speed around our galaxy, making it extremely hard to pinpoint both place and time. You'll most likely end up in empty space far away from Earth when doing time travel.

[@void2509]

If you don't see humans, the time depends on where you are. However, there is a chance that you are in 2020.

[@theconvict4843]

yes very true

[@qweadd6987]

lol Good joke bro/brah!!

[@alvexok5523]

Or, us traveling to another time while seeing that the digital year indicator on the time machine broke so we don't know what year it is. But it turns out to only be 10 years later because the corona virus ended up killing every single human in the world by 2030.

[@alvexok5523]

@Jiyuan Zhang I hope not really. I was half joking there.

[@alvexok5523]

@Jiyuan Zhang, oh 😂, ok. I'm sorry then. Seriously though, can you imagine if you suddenly saw that there were no other people left at all except yourself? That would be incredibly frightening.

[@MrHav1k]

This is a real round about way of describing world history lol.

[@Ron.S.]

Science and evolution are simple and make sense. That’s probably the reason why so many people tried to invent an imaginary friend with a magic wand

[@klikitzsmith8416]

Sucked in you learned something :D

[@abbysapples1225]

bingo

[@eschelon9067]

Yes

[@rebeccasorgenfrei430]

This guide is extremely reminiscent of the one from the book "How to Invent Everything". Anyone else agree?

[@averyschlicher758]

The description says the book actually inspired the video!

[@phantomwarrior8686]

I think it's very complicated to know where and when you're just looking at what exists and what doesn't exist. A lot of confusion could arise, since not all places had the same things at the same time and you could be much earlier in time or much later in a secluded place.

[@annasolovyeva1013]

Yeah, like, stranded somewhere remote in XIX century Russia you could totally think it was medieval.

[@pancakebun3408]

Let me ask that guy over there me: "Who's the Russian President?" person: "Vladimir Putin" me: "I have no idea what year I'm in"

[@zalbert_zest]

69th like btw

[@helios8626]

@@zalbert_zest Noice

[@odysseyguyperson]

Somewhere from 1999-literally any time after

[@suedetree970]

Me: Hey you sir, who's the current ruler of this land? Random dude: Why good sir, it's Queen Elizabeth II. Why ask? Me: Fuck.

[@cowfat8547]

@@odysseyguyperson the joke . . . . . . . . . your head

[@genericyoutubeaccount579]

Me: Who is the King of France? Person: King Louis Me: That tells me nothing!

[@themolepeople955]

Generic KZbin Account so you speak French?

[@alpbali3504]

🤣

[@thekod3176]

Do you realise how little that narrows it down to!?

[@JoRosieQueen68]

@@thekod3176 No, cuz he forgot his smarts back at home or in the time travelling device ;))

[@sohappyicoulddie123]

@@thekod3176 That's literally the joke genius

[@zdravkomitev9349]

This is the most stressful video I've ever watched. Please just remove that intense pirate music from the background, it's an absolute nightmare.

[@AMildCaseOfCovid]

The easiest way is to measure the uranium 235 concentration in uranium ore, then extrapolate from present day using the known half life of uranium 235

[@patrickshaw411]

Find a cowboy and ask: “is it cowboy times?” If the answer is yes, you’re in cowboy times

[@TheEmoCat]

Thank you for the useful information. Now, what time is it if I ask “Is it the 1980’s” and the answer is yes.

[@peanutbrainedbuffoon7913]

@@TheEmoCat then your clearly in the 1870s

[@TheEmoCat]

@@peanutbrainedbuffoon7913 cool thanks.

[@BussinFields]

underrated

[@liquidleg3132]

this is the best comment i have seen i. my entire life

[@standuphail4673]

Here’s a tip: don’t ask if queen elizabeth II is still alive. That wont get you anywhere

[@Burg7.]

They will just say: ‘of course she is dipsh*t, she’s ammortal’

[@karolakkolo123]

@@Burg7. "ammortal"? so is anyone pmmortal?

[@Gamerthing_]

And don’t ask anyone who the Russian president is

[@Burg7.]

@@karolakkolo123 ammortal is never born and never die eg poltergeist

[@sinan_1602]

Pro tip: just find queen elizabeth if youre stuck during the dinosaur era, she will protect you

[@Kindred_Lamb]

As beings who've walked across time through countless eons, we already know what year we would be in if we ever go back in time.

[@matyfenixcarmine]

You: what years Is? FBI agent: 1963 You: oh cool, before or after Kennedy's death? FBI agent: *before*

[@jfkyyyy]

.

[@blackjacktrial]

You are not a part of this briefing, Mr. President. After JFK leaves - man... now we have to convince him to travel in the open top car again. He hates the idea because he knows about Gavrilo Princip.

[@DarjeelingEnjoyer]

No shit?

[@zohranmoin1267]

@@DarjeelingEnjoyer wdym

[@heimdall1973]

You: oh cool, before or after Kennedy's death? FBI agent: 3 days before.

[@big_manny]

i like how the first couple scenarios are "welp you're dying sucks for you"

[@drenz1523]

Just say "If your dying then your before amimals exist" edit: future me my grammar used to suck

[@timefliesaway999]

@@drenz1523 dinosaurs are animals too yknow

[@fizzcode7758]

ah yes, this is way more useful information then what I'm currently studying for my exam

[@iisylilia3424]

Very

[@janna_bee]

That was one of your best videos yet! Nicely done 👍🏽

[@jayayywhy4374]

"oh youre a historian? name every year" RLL: "okay"

[@chickenandchips1263]

Do a year chain guys 2020 2019 2018 2017 2016 2015 2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2009 2008 2007 2006 2005 2004 2003 2002 2001 2000 1999 1998 1997 1996 1995 1994 1993 1992 1991 1990 1989 1988 1987 1986 1985 1984 1983 1982 1981 1980 1979 1978 1977 1976 1975 1974 1973 1972 1971 1970 1969 1968 1967 1966 1965 1964 1963 1962 1961 1960 1959 1958 1957 1956 1955 1954 1953 1952 1951 1950 1949 1948 1947 1946 1945 1944 1943 1942 1941 1940 1939 1938 1937 1936 1935 1934 1933 1932 1931 1930 1929 1928 1927 1926 1925 1924 1923 1922 1921 1920 1919 1918 1917 1916 1915 1914 1913 1912 1911 1910 1909 1908 1907 1906 1905 1904 1903 1902 1901 1900

[@depressedkimjongun2513]

@@chickenandchips1263 noob bruh

[@Laimeme]

1899 1898 1897 1896 1895 1894 1893 1892 1891 1890 1889 1888 1887 1886 1885 1884 1883 1882 1881 1880

[@zynel413]

1879 1878 1877 1876 1875 1874 1873 1872 1871 1870 1869 1868 1867 1866 1865 1864 1863 1862 1861 1860

[@voidastro4873]

Is that even hard. That's just counting. I mean it'd take a long time. But still.

[@zyroknugz7581]

Time Travelers watching this: damn that’s why I can’t breathe

[@gajananbhande6114]

Ya

[@Yuel402]

George Floyd?

[@cylerracer180]

@@Yuel402 😐

[@makcing4204]

💀

[@georgesetetaa20]

@@Yuel402 🤣

[@charlesferdinand422]

I travelled back in time and saw Titans fighting Zeus and his pals.

[@yesyes1k]

reallifelore: why time travel to the past is impossible also reallifelore: if you get stranded in the past

[@thegayestmfalive]

Me: *Time Travels* Me: What is the latest GTA game Random dude: GTA V Me: F*ck, I don't know what year this is...

[@mateololero4091]

You could be around late 2013 or early 2014 or 20yes

[@bentoth9555]

Anywhere from late 2013 to the actual heat death of the universe, then.

[@sebastianelytron8450]

@@bentoth9555 👍😂

[@gras2121]

Ben Toth yes

[@MatraBatra]

Me: Time Travels *walks around* Random person: OMG why did you just look at me? I'm actually an androgynous non-binary cisgender Female, mind you Me: ...2020

[@rehan4223]

You should do more of these:- "How to survive (insert extreme situation that no one will ever find them in)". It will be a great series.

[@dilbotmacguillacutty4849]

Check out 'What If' on YT.

[@Lobotomized_raccoon]

“How to survive 2020 without losing brain cells “

[@BlueflagAlpha]

how to survive twitter storm with brain cells

[@Stettafire]

@@BlueflagAlpha Easy, log out of Twitter, don't log back in

[@Doctor_C_Jack]

One of most repeated and still best time travel jokes is going back between the start of WWI and WWII and referring to the Great War as WWI lol.

[@kllxenq]

“How to know when you are when you time travel” Confused confusing confusion

[@4thopinion792]

RLL: "First, has the big bang happened yet?" Me: "So, we're starting from there..."

[@v.kut7307]

But does not time and space starts with the big bang? So there is no time to begin with.

[@rileykipp5219]

@@v.kut7307 actually time is a man made concept that has no effect on anything that happens

[@angelcaru]

@@rileykipp5219 false

[@beresarmand6058]

@@rileykipp5219 The stupidity of that sentence made my neck retract in cringe. Time is a part of the fabric of the universe. Everything moves in space and time. You can't move in space without moving in time. Time is something we can measure. It is affected by both gravity and speed. The clock on satellites tick at a different rate then on earth, so we have to adjust the time on them. Hell even if you take a clock on top of the Everest it ticks at a different time then on sea level. But explaining time dilation to somebody like you it's like explaining quantum mechanics to a monkey.

[@manic_eyes_music]

Did you expect him to say "Has god created the Sun yet?"

[@FBI-it1ct]

Oh, what year is this? Citizen: Oh, the Great War, 1917. Me: So World War 1? Citizen: *One?*

[@kazoominions6041]

They will panic lol when knowing there is another world war

[@richardgibson8403]

Kazoo Minions citizen: ITS THE WAR TO END ALL WARS, *HOW THE F U C K IS THERE A N O T H E R O N E ? !*

[@leto.o5759]

God damn your everywhere

[@junn805]

Oof

[@sciblastofficial9833]

One dude actually named it World War 1 thinking it was gonna be the first of many world wars.

[@discordgod6126]

I love how a blue police box has become synonymous with time travel

[@stephenderry9488]

Unexpected perils of time travel. 1) When you go back in time you get younger. You cease existing before the year of your birth. 2) Even if that doesn't happen, you don't have any memory of anything that hasn't happened to you yet. You don't even realise that you are from the future. 3) You need to synchronise travel through time with travel through space. Because the Earth is rotating, orbiting the Sun, and with the Sun and the rest of the solar system, orbiting the galaxy, and the galaxy is moving at speed away from all other galaxies, if you don't synchronise perfectly, you will end up in intergalactic space. 4) Time as a whole will continue going forward with or without you, regardless of which direction you choose to go. You may find your ability to effect events non-existent, having given up your place in the line, only able to observe impotently and unable to return.

[@mathguy37]

thank you for completely ruining time travel

[@onelive9389]

*time travel* I'm wondering in which year i'm in rn me: Who's the queen of England? Person: Queen Elizabeth II me: Well, that doesn't help

[@japanpanda2179]

It does help a lot... At least you know WWII is over, and it's before 2040(?)

[@theshotgun_kid2087]

Japan Panda you missed the joke

[@japanpanda2179]

@@theshotgun_kid2087 Ik, I always do on the internet

[@user-xg8yy7yl1d]

@@japanpanda2179 More like before 2080 at least

[@711jastin]

post 19th century, you get only 2 answers, Victoria or QE II. Both answer won't help much coz the combination of both answers is easily more than 100 years of range.

[@mybutthasteeth1347]

Stopped to help a guy and he asked me if i wanted to travel with him. Finding this helpful as we've encountered hostile civilisations multiple times now

[@jcrosenkreuz5213]

Who are you traveling with?

[@POLARTTYRTM]

lmao these 2 comments, what are the chances?

[@Ron.S.]

You’re probably in Liverpool. Head to the M40 until you reach a town called London. Some areas are still hostile but at least you’ll understand what they’re saying

[@ZexionII]

As a scandinavian who's interested in Norse and etymology... The Old English version of the Lord's Prayer was actually surprisingly easy to understand. The ones that tripped me up were; "gedæghwamlican" (which is easier if broken up and with an alternate spelling, gedæg = daily, wanlican = usual [cognate with Danish "vanlig"] ) "costnunge" (means "temptation", obviously") "sothlice" ("so be it", cognate with Danish "således")

[@baileycampbell1710]

Currently stuck around 350 million years ago didn’t realize it thank god for this video

[@guilhermesilva98]

"Do you see any dinossaurs? if yes, it still kinda sucks..." IT SUCKS?!?!

[@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014]

Or does it !? ;)

[@99toyotacorolla]

Being eaten alive by a 15 meter tall beast isn't exactly an exciting idea now, is it?

[@Kaiselof]

It doesn't suck because of Zero two!

[@0xb1_]

@@99toyotacorolla That would be awesome!

[@LucasMiddleNameandLastname22]

@@0xb1_ i mean, it would, you would still die, but atleast it's a way of dying no others can get, so you can feel special about that, a rare way of dying i guess.

[@Acidica18]

"Yo man, what's the day?" "Tuesday." "The Date." "The 17th." "Of...?" "July!" "Dawg, the year?!" "1969!" "Thank you! Look at me like I'm crazy..."

[@kavelate]

@ you mean MiB?

[@abeatlesfan6603]

What happened that day?

[@qweadd6987]

@@abeatlesfan6603 The apollo was going to the moon....

[@abeatlesfan6603]

Qwe Add oh ok thanks

[@qweadd6987]

@@abeatlesfan6603Yor Welcome!! :> OWO

[@katiegrayx3637]

I don't even know why I'm watching this, if I travel back in time I'm going to die without my medications lol

[@grigoresoare2459]

I learned more history from this video that I learned at school

[@fauzim09]

Other people: *still debating time travel isn't real * RealLifeRole: "here's some tips when you time travel"

[@realsemig]

It isn't real.

[@bavarianbanshee]

@@realsemig *Yet*

[@realsemig]

@@bavarianbanshee Never. If time travel one day will be possible, then it always has been possible, which it isn't.

[@0xb1_]

@@realsemig what about people in space they time travel a tiny bit though

[@realsemig]

@@0xb1_ I mean to the past, but yes to the future it is possible.

[@lumi8606]

You will never know if RealLifeLore is actually *helping someone...*

[@shayan5479]

I'm only liking your comment because of your profile picture

[@nitro5401]

He is. I'm not allowed to say more but he is.

[@sirsnoopy7477]

Haha true

[@sirsnoopy7477]

@@shayan5479 why do I get the feeling of rudeness from you? 🤔

[@shayan5479]

@@sirsnoopy7477 I don't know, you tell me🤔

[@MrNateSPF]

Whenever I got lost in time I just kept my hands and legs inside the vehicle at all times and eventually it took me back to the themepark.

[@zer0ix956]

If we travel back in time, we might cause huge pandemic earlier than it should be.

[@sillygoose1003]

me: what year is it japanese man: 1945 we just got nuked me: the first or second time japanese man:

[@themarvellouschannel3032]

OOF

[@kxxlzr]

komendasai

[@k90sas-choppu46]

@@masterpig753 it is

[@itsmethattimelypenguinakab28]

Yirmi753 it depends on the person

[@rebeccadavis2794]

@Yirmi753 yeah it isn't really funny~using my moms account~

[@Mason-fc2ku]

Instructions unclear: I saw a t-rex performing agriculture

[@Squaretable22]

Oh god you're in the good dinosaur

[@Spingus33]

You may be warping time around you, messing with the timeline too much could be dangerous to the future, as time will be very different when you return.

[@tinodaperson7174]

Uh..., then you are after 65 Million BCE and blocked the asteroid.

[@blendermyles]

@@Spingus33 yes this is c137 I'm just moved timelines again

[@atheaus3917]

Oh he must have missed this one, you’re in 2023, they’re friends don’t worry :)

[@MyLittleMagneton]

Me: Ah, this must be like ~6mil BC... Reality: 120.000 AD

[@tonyhogg9839]

But how do you lock onto Earth's surface, in the past, if it's spinning around in the milky way at almost 500,000 miles per hour and the whole milky way itself is flying through space at a little over 1,000,000 miles per hour?

[@faustin289]

A million miles relative to what?

[@GamerRobYT]

@@faustin289 other galaxies

[@boomspdool]

Person: AAH IM BEING SUFFICATED OH GOD AAA- wait lame check what year it is.

[@Ryan50Ryan]

Priorities.

[@zalbert_zest]

👏👏👏

[@zalbert_zest]

Alexander Castillo what

[@vParthPatel]

People in 1500 : "O oure father wich arte in heven, halowed be thy name" Me in 1500 : "What up dawg?"

[@dtvjho]

People in 1500 and 1900 would say that there's no E in Before Christ. Years are BC or AD, that's it.

[@chirpp1879]

James Olson well yeah there’s BCE-CE and BC-AD

[@dtvjho]

@@chirpp1879 The whole idea of "common era" is a recent invention, and it's whole purpose is to reject God and Christ by offering a "replacement". Again, not historical.

[@JoRosieQueen68]

What layeth upon thy sky my canine fellow? There ya go, try that instead ;)

[@dtvjho]

@Patrick Cossack Good? I argue this: if an idea is not from God, then remove its leader here on this Earth, and the movement dies. Jesus was no fool. Can you predict the future? Only God can, and he has told this civilization much. It is the rejection of his Son, that will cause Antichrist to come. Many will side with Mr. 666 and go down to their deaths. This world system will be judged.

[@rubenmartinez1903]

This video answered many of my questions to travel back in time but I think no matter what era you go back in time for sure not survive for much longer 😂😂😂

[@VapingHolograms]

You travel back in time, but you forgot to factor in the past position of Earth. Now you're in space.

[@quartiermeisterf9875]

Wait a minute this is a history leson in disguise

[@luiz_second]

lmao

[@lillyie]

stolen comment from matt james

[@Someone-ej7kd]

@@lillyie ok?

[@bossjihyo2276]

And we got fooled to attend it.

[@zachcast2735]

Always has been

[@allninelivez7631]

I assume everyone who asks "What year is it?" to be secret Time travelers.

[@scottdavie7057]

eh, could be normal at new years. I had nurses wake me up in the middle of the night and ask what day it was, checking for potential brain damage, and I was like "I don't know, is it before or after midnight?"

[@jwrosenbury]

Secret time travelers or psych ward nurses.

[@MrDavidh4]

Or SOMEONE on some serious crack!!!

[@mychemicalcoffee3022]

Or they could have woken up from a coma

[@abiez4018]

idk how someone could forget a Year

[@jordanium5593]

This is gonna be a tutorial in 100 years

[@TheOldBlackShuckyDog]

Iceland was actually occupied before the late 9th century Viking colonies. There’s evidence of settlement by Irish monks centuries earlier

[@Dild0swaggins63]

They haven’t discovered proof there, they did in the islands of Orkney and Shetland. A lot of people believe they did occupy Iceland, but we haven’t found evidence yet.

[@ethan60645]

“if you’re before the big bang, that’s weird because you’re stuck some time before time”

[@AakashKumar-tn6yh]

Oh my god. If time doesn't exist then my time machine and me itself doesn't exist. And If both of us don't exist, how do we even get to there? Talking about "timeless" period doesn't even make any sense.

[@kingmac6638]

@@AakashKumar-tn6yh A timelesss time 🤣

[@nowthatsjustducky]

Or that is where you learn that up until our universe, it was cyclical, and the previous universe's Big Crunch is about to happen any moment now.

[@Mark-Wilson]

@@AakashKumar-tn6yh ye its too uniaignbable by us its as tat eof nothing ness lol

[@jacobprice2579]

Time traveller: “Quick, you. Who is the British Monarch?” Random person: “King George sir.” Time traveller: “Do you have any idea how little that helps me?!”

[@knightwing5169]

It would be even worse if you ended up in Japan. Even if you knew the language, things would be difficult. "Who is the ruler of this land?" "The Emperor" "What's the emperor's name?" "He's the emperor."

[@ottovonmlgbismarck9882]

@@knightwing5169 you'd be killed if you weren't Japanese, so let's get back into the time mwchin

[@knightwing5169]

@@ottovonmlgbismarck9882 In real life, I'm ethnically half Japanese yet also completely illiterate in the Japanese language. I was speaking hypothetically.

[@jacobprice2579]

Knight Wing it also would have worked with “King Henry” as the answer.

[@macsnafu]

Obviously, it's King George the First, because if it had been II or III, they would have added the number.

[@xignhour]

Thanks, this was really useful, turns out I was around the Middle Paleolithic era. You just earned a new sub.

[@gamerixhun4347]

You time travel and you ask anybody where are you: Where i am? Stranger: Paris, we have a civil war. Also the traveler: well idk where the f%ck im i.

[@commonwealthrealm]

Help, ended up in Hyrule. Now a Guardian is chasing me.

[@DonCherrysDream]

Under rated comment

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

Do you have a pot lid to hand?

[@dibbidydoo4318]

do you see any dinosaurs? if not you might be anywhere from reality and fiction.

[@itatube7594]

Not funny.

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

@@itatube7594 I disagree

[@dapperfield595]

I asked a random person if Queen Elizabeth was alive. They said yes. How is that supposed to help me?

[@carlose4314]

Ask them if there is a Cold War going on

[@louisbouvier6679]

It could be anywhere from her birth to the end of time. Long live the Queen ‘cough’ I mean what?

[@artistickids8100]

Ohh mY gOd

[@harbymastopia9635]

I dont if you are supposed to be joking but you can easily know by asking her age

[@Hawk_of_Battle]

I think I need this as some sort of flowchart.

[@updated_autopsy_report]

imagine if you spawn trapped in an uninhabited sealed cave or something, that would be disappointing. to the average person, you wouldn’t even know if it was modern day or like, the cambrian edit: typo

[@niki4578]

realLifeLore 2 years ago: *why time travel to the past is impossible* 2020 basically: *if you do happen to time travel to the past, this is how to tell what year your in*

[@Palkia8-Bit]

@Safwaan hahahaha

[@legendarysoftie5911]

@Safwaan that was the whole point

[@dcrggreensheep]

@Safwaan nothing is impossible. More like highly unlikely.

[@papasscooperiaworker3649]

@@dcrggreensheep it's literally impossible in this reality.

[@tarokui]

I think it's just a fun way to make the video and an interesting title but I think it's more like a way that's happening on earth visually

[@arewealone6376]

Plot twist: He is actually from the future trying make us believe what happened with him Edit: Sorry dude you landed in 2020

[@arewealone6376]

@blutonia it truely is hell mate this year

[@nico27]

@blutonia oops

[@arewealone6376]

@blutonia lucky you

[@arewealone6376]

@blutonia 😆

[@mytherapistsaidno6643]

his first vid was in 2016, he probably came to 2016 because of al the memes saying that life got horrible after then 💗

[@marshallc6215]

"You're more than 13.8 billion years ago" Sort of? Time itself started at the big bang, so there *is* no "before." It's like asking what your digital watch said the time was before it was built. It's a nonsensical question. It didn't say *any* time.

[@AbhishekSaini123]

Thanks. Going to print this video on paper before my next time travel

[@jomfoot]

"if you see cowboy. you are in cowboy times"

[@hernanmartinez2000]

- J Starr (2020)

[@ptsful]

i don't know why this is so funny

[@thedoctor4949]

Boom Logic

[@nukesrus2663]

This is stupid and I love it

[@RiptideRoach]

Ask the man, "am I in cowboy times?"