IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS I'M DEAD

[@albertomeza9763]

James: "You know what methane is made out of?" Aleksks: "Fucking meth dude"

[@DoorDashHere]

*Alecks

[@MeNameJaef]

alberto meza Alixks*

[@BunnySunnyification]

*Sasha

[@TheMrQuepe]

*thinwhiteboygettingpenetratedbybigblackcock

[@GoreGunn]

Woah, its like they said this in the video or something.

[@FZPDX]

Each one of these classics make me smile in a way that no other videos do. Shit bro I come back years and years later. If you’re reading this then that means these videos probably mean a lot to you too. Know you arnt alone and people love you.

[@yungeternal]

❤️

[@d3athlves]

And your in dannger

[@zvoa1038]

also if youre watching this rn im dead

[@Tetradder]

Still here

[@sadplatinum808]

rewatch their vids when i forget what happens in them

[@Arcangel2992]

Yo where is James? Like I hear him but he's not in the video, it's just Aleks on the couch.

[@wouldstillsmash9723]

Kanyime Lol

[@MrJojipo18]

Kanyime sound box most likely 😂

[@Thetruthiscosmic]

James is camouflaged.

[@Daimon]

Kanyime nice meme saber

[@PastLifeVillian]

Kanyime Wow that's super funny lol haha.

[@AlienWithABox]

"I'd wear you as a pendant....I would put you as jewellery and carry you around the world with me." I want this friendship.

[@Nayhan123]

You got likes thought I'd tell you

[@shelby5809]

i want any friendship haha.

[@giantmichael8313]

Long live the resistance.

[@Nate-ol5qj]

*Reistance

[@nattylight512]

Sloppy Slopper *resistance

[@AFYRanger]

Gorgon Barb 9:28

[@dingereelamta2101]

*resisty

[@giantmichael8313]

Death Trooper oh rip i guess if you are reading this now im dead

[@xCOATx]

"2016, awful." Oh dear. They had no idea.

[@TheMrCaden101]

I wonder what Cow Chop quarantine content would've been like

[@andy-tm5re]

I wonder what if they never got kicked out and stayed in the house in 2020

[@noobnoob8922]

Any year : This year was aweful tHeY HAd nO idEa

[@arachnis8048]

@@TheMrCaden101 Unus Annus

[@rvn962]

@@andy-tm5re I wonder what would be happening in the creatures didn’t disband

[@Beesechurgerr]

Shit, does that mean anybody who watches this video is in danger as well? DAMN DUDE

[@koolskii]

Cole Watts LONG LIVE THE REISTANCE!

[@tigarh14]

Cole Watts I'm one with the force and the force is with me

[@PrincessHarmonyMoonlight]

Im scurred

[@CancanDragors]

I think this is a KZbin version of "The Ring"

[@FremboFiveDown]

danger dolan

[@kristenc.1736]

"I'd wear you as jewelry and take you around the world" Awwwwwww Bruh totally make Cow Chop Rings tho...

[@cookie_roxy_]

Kristen C.17 that would be so cool if they made cow chop rings!!

[@cookie_roxy_]

Kristen C.17 💍

[@Kirby-vd7hw]

gah darn a little late here.

[@Gubbbinz]

I like how aleks didn't even take the tag off his jumper

[@Obsiidian]

Royal_H4X aleks

[@Gubbbinz]

Obsiidian oh yh sorry haha

[@DopeAap]

Royal_H4X Are you supposed to do that?

[@picklefartgirl]

he didn't pay for it, he probably just took it off the box

[@DopeAap]

marie So you're saying he stole it? 😮

[@ImSoMad.]

It deadass felt like bros just hangin out miss this era

[@Hybrid_Punk]

I never thought I'd see Coyote Peterson on Cow Chop lmao

[@andressalinas6324]

TheRealCMPUNKFan coyote Peterson and cow chop this videos gonna be slightly greater than usual

[@DepressedNSpooky]

TheRealCMPUNKFan Same

[@aimeed2034]

Same lmao

[@MeAuntieNora]

hi cayotie can you do a video abowt sharks next thanks

[@batt3ryac1d]

Aleks is obsessed with Coyote.

[@A-P-A-C-H-E666]

"It's 2017" hit me like a freight train

[@jimimo6674]

Sub to me

[@nikolatezla3569]

The never ending March of time is never ending death is inevitable cow chop has ended and God has forsaken us

[@edubblesspirit]

It’s pretty dark in these times.

[@blanebeats8647]

Same here

[@SkeleKen]

@@blanebeats8647 it's 2024. As expected, eeeeeeeverything was only downhill from Cowchop ending on. :^)

[@CantStopJelqking]

15:27 "this show has absolutely gone to shit" And so has KZbin itself.

[@drakey9724]

00:39 damn... This hurts now..

[@jimimo6674]

They’ll be back sub to me

[@PeptoAbismol]

Does this mean we're all part of the reistance?

[@DarrylDeSantaTTV]

AstroCat yes

[@kingditto5149]

AstroCat reistance*

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

Viva La Resistance'

[@themechanicalvee5244]

Guys...It's Resistance. . .

[@IAmSyn]

The Mechanical Vee No.... Risistunce....

[@oliverjull7949]

R.I.P this dynamic duo 😭

[@killatwill7247]

Cow chop will make it to 2 million by the end of this year I'm sure.

[@lisan_al_gaibb]

William Soberal Playa, last year we all said it would make it to 1M, wait out more time

[@javohn3938]

Big Smoke If only their subs would all subscribe.

[@kristenc.1736]

William Soberal no I don't want them to ah

[@ephmilcent]

Seriously doubt that, maybe 1M but 2M is pushing it.

[@PizzaMarq]

No. Just no. Let's not get ahead of ourselves and just wait til they get to 1M, ok?

[@eddie2000ad]

why is james just a floating head?

[@JsphCrrll]

good to know I'm not the only one

[@alexismorrison1575]

Who thinks Cow Chop will make it to at least 800k subs by the end of this year?

[@neenerzfon]

Alexis Morrison me

[@Detrudal]

I'm surprised they haven't made it to 1 million yet

[@Rikhardi]

EVERYBODY GO TO PPL VIDEOS AND COMMENT 🐮🔪

[@Snake22091]

How would they not? They already have over 500k, I'd find it more impressive if they didn't

[@daprofish2981]

HD o ICEBOUND 🐮🔪

[@joekey694]

0:50 That didn’t age well...

[@jimimo6674]

They’ll be back

[@StuffyMc]

@@jimimo6674 If you really believe that then you weren't paying attention.

[@jimimo6674]

@@StuffyMc not james or alek but theyll be back , i dont think theyll let that channel go , something will happen on it wether it be a small joke or a video or an april fools theyll do somth9ing

[@TheBearWithOrangeFur]

Jim IMO If you want more Cowchop like videos watch Offcanny if you already don’t.

[@StuffyMc]

KovuGames Nope, their channel is dead now too.

[@justseizurealeks]

Which is slower? James' reaction time or Aleks' memory of series titles?

[@Nayhan123]

You got likes thought I'd tell you

[@MISMISMISHY]

He ran away before, Aleks could press him into a diamond.

[@jimimo6674]

Sub to me I’m the Asian guy

[@billythekid5579]

#makecowchopdothebulletantchallenge

[@lorenzohurt609]

who would it be Aleks Maybe?

[@billythekid5579]

lorenzo hurt everyone

[@randomperson20]

I'd watch that

[@LoaFi132]

wtf is a coechop?

[@ZeShirky]

*James wheezing in pain*

[@Verm0uth07]

It's good to be back here again, I miss these guys and the rest of the crew.

[@BEAN23]

*You're the reason i started KZbin! look at where my channel is fr thank you cause without you i would have never started*

[@BEAN23]

:)

[@lukeoconnor4118]

nice videos

[@Snake22091]

No one likes and advertiser, but you can advertise on Reddit, r/newtubers is small youtubers helping eachother, go there and leave the comments alone, please. EDIT: This isn't meant to be mean, I'm genuinely trying to help smaller youtubers who want feedback and criticisms on their content, plus it really does help your channel.

[@tacobutt459]

Col. Gob Knobbler That's actually the nicest thing I've seen someone say in response to someone self advertising in the comment section

[@Snake22091]

ffs xboxgamerfl I've tried it before and I got some new subs, and other people got a LOT of nice and helpful criticism, it's a pretty nice community.

[@MinimiMax]

This video popped in my recommendations and I just had to come here to say that seeing the title hit me deep. It's like it's Cow Chop's last message.

[@beesonbandit6639]

MinimiMax I had to rewatch the series.. for the memories

[@andywang3846]

@@beesonbandit6639 doing that right now :(

[@jimimo6674]

Guys they’ll be back and sub to me

[@Strider119119]

It's been half a year and Aleks still hasn't gotten the title right.

[@kotoamatsukami-]

You guys blew that guys video up. Long live the resistance 🙏

[@moth.monster]

the name implies there's a right side of youtube and that is a complete lie

[@miguelcardona8430]

post #617166 your profile pic is the wrong side of the internet

[@dalo6081]

Can i get the source of your profile pic?

[@alexsanagustin4092]

The two comments above me....There are two kinds of people in this world.

[@miguelcardona8430]

Alex Sanagustin lmao

[@milesthe2tailedfox]

just copy the number and google it with e621

[@theswedishdude1]

man i miss these guys, their insanity always brought a smile on a depressing day.

[@FlapJack4Gaming]

I wanna see fan art of Aleks carrying a pendant of James' ashes around the world lol

[@Swixu]

same now that james is actually gone :(

[@theresarodriguez5413]

The ashes would be from the urn that James gave him

[@rosakuboleznennyesladkij1415]

Cowchop, but everytime James screams Coyote Peterson screams with him

[@11jet1331]

If you want "if you're watching this I'm dead" videos, look up Elliot Rodger

[@Rade_Rade_Rade]

Marius G dude thatd be real fucked

[@dalo6081]

Oh.. He is the guy that shot up a a neighbor hood right? I don't renember correctly.

[@xCaLLMeGHeTTo]

Dalo Is Derpy College campus. UC Santa Barbara to be exact.

[@dalo6081]

I'm on BlogTv with my fucking hands up Well atleast i was right. Kinda right.

[@nastyam9759]

can't dodge the rodge

[@raphaelguzman5263]

Coyote's reply: ROASTED BY COW CHOP? ALMOST DIED!

[@TheRedKnight101]

Aleks and James are the best gay couple on KZbin

[@dragonheart81vids]

TheRedKnight I like how open they are about wanting to crush each other's remains into diamonds.

[@archmagemadara6979]

. Raikzun who is Alex?

[@MaxpowerAF7]

. Raikzun Who tf is Alex

[@Hybrid_Punk]

The Creature fanbase from 2012 called. They want their cringey shipping and fanfics back.

[@TheRedKnight101]

You don't see Spencer asking for cringey fanfics

[@Nahuwaki]

Love how Coyote is getting out there! He's definitely spreading awareness for animals and safety

[@jordan-pd6jg]

who thinks cow chop will have 2000 subs by the end of the year?

[@ahmednabil8821]

I think they already have 2000 subs 😂

[@beetee3278]

No yhey don't

[@Valleyraven007]

meme at least yeah

[@tenminuteweeks]

no

[@skypuppeteer]

Good news guys: They have 800k.

[@emptybed8055]

Whoever edited the video, the part when you added getting joke/joke got. Instantly made this video 20 times better, (although already does what the video is trying to achieve perfectly). I love your work and you guys deserve more subs! Love and laugh at cow chop for life

[@batcountry9753]

yo you guys should check out the playlist 'important videos' and make a vid about it ,its where all the memes are created

[@javohn3938]

Bat Country YES

[@kingditto5149]

Bat Country no

[@MineCraftMichael432]

No

[@whim.]

i did that shit

[@NATHANPAGEX]

Alex already watched some of the play list on his twitch streams weeis ago.

[@sanjivinsmoke1686]

It took James and Aleks their entire life time on Cow Chop in 2016 until they actually said this segment's title properly. I'm laughing harder than I should.

[@SpaceFlye]

I hope they get some more exposure this year to really help vamp up their subscriber rate.

[@uhyeah2249]

8:00 he was warning us about 2020

[@rebeccatrishel]

I really love James getting a joke

[@novemberdawn8145]

This is my favorite series on this channel, thank you!

[@ratchets1000]

Ayyyy Coyote Peterson!!!

[@vickybruh7412]

13:06 James laughs at him for saying that. But remember what James said when he broke his leg

[@hoxtoonz978]

Yoooooo factsss

[@epic1link]

This channel really deserves more subs

[@raykenardi1390]

This vid slid into my recommendation today. Interesting considering where they are at now

[@shoesdahughes]

This video's title aged like milk. RIP Cow Chop.

[@hoodz428]

12:35 and 5 years later hes on the new jackass movie! lmao

[@emberliddle9962]

bullet ant venom causes the worst pain a human can fell *LITERALLY*

[@nobodyimportant4778]

isn't the australian suicide plant worse?

[@TheSlimyMiner]

inb4 someone talks about legos or a scooter hitting your ankle

[@mrmehgee8018]

How about bamboo torture

[@nizzleprizzle9783]

NightingaleGamer nice Xbox profile.

[@IWantaMinecraftCape]

BRO 13:20 ..... that guy did that for 500 views..... and it got him onto jackass..... thats wild.

[@FlapJacques]

shit now we're all in danger because we watched this video

[@steadyrhythms9571]

wait why I haven't gotten there yet

[@JAWSalex]

That guy with the firecrackers ended up on Jackass

[@jackapples1]

I LOVE BRAVE WILDERNESS AND THIS CHANNEL

[@sheet6573]

Jc Pasley good.

[@Navilovesmuffins]

8:15 Aleks is done with everything. Never have I laughed so hard

[@ThexInsidexMan]

Coyote Pete's cameraman is like a real-world NPC

[@lmCaillou]

12:40 that guy is in the new movie Jackass Forever. all thanks to cow chop!

[@sean269]

They never got that gold KZbin button

[@Blobwashere]

YOOO THEY WATCHED A ZACH HOLMES VID, he went from making yt videos to being in the main cast of jackass forever

[@DaRUde117]

Seeing Aleks and James talk about carrying each other around and stuff made me remember how painful it is to lose a connection with someone close to you...

[@DifferenceInBlue]

when 'my will' is typed in and the first choice shown is inuyasha I internally screamed a bit {then cried, but yknow}.

[@DifferenceInBlue]

Well, with a proposal like that I'll let you enter my temple of time, so be the oath-keeper to my oblivion.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) _{I just mixed a zelda & KH joke. I'm done with myself, someone kill me}._ But in reality i'm enjoying being single at the moment ^-^.

[@MrFeArLeSs67]

what on god's green earth?

[@Lily-bj5hi]

SAME

[@caberwikijack]

"How many people died?" "Like in China, alone?"

[@MiKeDaBoMb321]

Anyone remember when Sly and Aleks played Killing Floor drunk and they started talking about what would happen to their channels if they died and they brought up making a will which included a final video to be put on their channels and then Aleks referenced it today? Pepperidge Farm remembers

[@ッカルドト]

God I miss this

[@natidogie]

Jesus Christ dude I love you guys so much you're all so hilarious in every situation you find yourselves in seriously could watch you guys forever

[@DrTasteBad]

ANYONE NOTICE THE TAG ON ALEK's SWEATER?!?! LOL

[@Xcalaber15]

the editing and jokes were pretty good this vid. nice to see them 'trying'. Not that I know how much work it takes, but its not like they're doing physics here either.

[@Gr3ySock]

you guys should do the bullet ant challenge or maybe get trev to do it instead.

[@jeremyrobson4323]

Lmaooo lol

[@SnipeGhost]

I've been waiting for more this is my favorite series

[@CryoCeII]

Im gonna miss this pair a lot

[@cousycousy]

I love how when Aleks sneezes it legitimately pushes him back. It's so fucking funny.

[@thechinesechicken9283]

Miss cow chop 😢

[@kodylo]

They're baked out of their minds every time they make a video together

[@hubes69]

When I die and become a diamond, my only wish is that you use me as a mermaid charm

[@hubes69]

ps. if you're reading this, I'm already not dead

[@kratosgodofwar777]

Are you dead now?

[@xEssayGaming]

The editing on this video was A+. Another classic

[@adventuremann05]

0:33 RIP

[@laceyjones1544]

Honestly that onesie is life, it's so wonderfully warm

[@CarLos-wd9xc]

18:15 "That's the way youtube works" Is this how mafia works?

[@Sebasdownlow]

I LOVE THIS SHOW

[@Sybato]

Thank you Aleks for blessing us with Bee Movie memes and making this a time capsule

[@VoltiXHD2]

BTW the program they're on about is called "VidIQ" for google chrome, so go see your favourite video earnings

[@ecksdeeeXD]

Man the stark contrast between coyote Peterson and his wholesome and unending enthusiasm and positivity... and cow chop.

[@arturgurecki9485]

when after so much time, this video is still less popular than an octopus hunting a crab xd

[@TheKingjames02]

Am I the only one that found it somewhat cute that Aleks wanted to keep James as a diamond pendant after he dies? Just seemed sweet really.

[@loganj6869]

They should look up thecreaturehub on that site

[@trevorsspookybabysitter6486]

Logan J The who who what what where when now?

[@picklefartgirl]

who?

[@mastracu66207]

Logan J who the what now?

[@divan4440]

Logan J this show is called wrong side of youtube not wrong side of the graveyard

[@cowchips3363]

i like this video cause james just looks so cozy in the onsie

[@gmoney7452]

Will smith, the football player that played for the saints most of his years unfortunately did die😭 #rip

[@SkeleKen]

Dand dude, Alekdandr's adhd humor is still me to this day I LOVE him! bro!

[@JaviHunter95]

Aleks hacked the elections with his russian csgo skillz to make meme videos of Trump, I'm onto you cowchop

[@lilacaes]

my two faves all in one video. cow chop & coyote. god bless.

[@god4261]

My phone is a can on a string. The reception is really good but you can't go too far with it.

[@kaemincha]

Damn, i just found this series today, and it is fantastic. Very funny, great editing.

[@c-eproductions3963]

Aleks was super baked

[@marktobin8144]

I miss these videos so much

[@ssbbgirl22]

this was an awesome birthday present, thanks cow chop!

[@armands3153]

10:58 They never did...

[@Whatsyourface123]

I love how baked they are, James has started to as much Aleks now

[@k1lluk1llme]

Last time I was this early James just joined the creatures

[@supermadducky6287]

11:08 sick tag on your sweater Aleks