If Youtube Help Were 100% Honest With Us...

[@Cerms]

*''If KZbin Help Were 100% Honest With Us...'' has been removed because of copyright strike by KZbin Inc. Sorry about that :/*

[@TomTomAndTom]

Cerms FTW KZbin wouldn't apologise =|

[@Camad]

I'm trying to see KZbin being honest but this platform keeps kicking my ass.

[@fridtjofjohanolderheim6213]

Camad203 is it because of the new KZbin owner the legend27?

[@fanOFdoctor]

Fridtjof Johan Olderheim i would love to learn (if you know ) the story about legend 27 and "keep kicking my ass"

[@fridtjofjohanolderheim6213]

Some say the legend27 is the first businessman in the world

[@fridtjofjohanolderheim6213]

I've heard the legend27 can hurl a contract further than a catapult

[@fridtjofjohanolderheim6213]

I also heard he could convince an entire army of businessmen in a single sentence

[@TheTwilitHero]

I love the whale analogy! I hope I can remember it.

[@grando111]

Sounds like YT is run by a middle aged person laptop that have a real job and can only check on YT problems during the weekends.

[@DaDaPieGaming]

Imagine if they looked at 100 accounts but none of them had over 10 subscribers.

[@Eltrio2]

If I may quote a famous poet, duh.

[@TashaVonAscham]

I'm sure that whats they did not do. i know you want to feel good for shitting on KZbin. but i doubt that's the case you complaining over nothing, 100 accounts. so what yes it seems low but you don't know how they selected this info. these could be 100 account which have lets say 900k+ subscribers who have all reported a subbing issue. i doubt they picked 100 completely random account. but we don't know this but your jumping to conclusions :) have fun on that band waggoon of pointless hatred

[@DaDaPieGaming]

Am I not allowed to joke?

[@Eltrio2]

Incognito ACC KZbin doesn't like to admit when they are wrong until they are forced to. Like gun to the temple, bomb under your seat, sword to the throat, and waving a vial of antidote in front of you forced. $50 says what Da Da Pie Gaming said is beyond accurate.

[@Modemus69]

man, I don't remember his name, but dudes character acting was freaking hilarious and spot on. laughing my freaking ass off at that!

[@gamingwildlife]

Modemus Saverenaght That is Mike, also from Activision 100%

[@Modemus69]

Gaming Wildlife I remember that one, because it was one of my favorites

[@FiauraTheTankGirlGamer]

19 hours on the phone with the Copyright department only to be told they had connected me to the wrong people, repeat and ended up staying up for 26 hours to get a false claim handled. Result, I have 0 minutes left on my phone till the next month plus killed all my roll over minutes from 3 years.

[@winsarun7916]

That sound so bad I don't think it's real (O_O)

[@FiauraTheTankGirlGamer]

Win Sarun The sad truth is, my phone bill is on the wall behind me during live streams to prove, "I got through KZbin Copyright Office"

[@winsarun7916]

***** RIP Phone Bill :/

[@FiauraTheTankGirlGamer]

Win Sarun It will never be the same ever again.

[@TheAmusingOddities]

Fiaura The Tank Girl :(

[@moondoor9031]

KZbin just don't give a fuck.

[@bsinita_wokeone]

El Diablo 😂😂😁

[@videakias3000]

youtube help:we are so lazy and useless to see the problem so we act like it does not exist.

[@zman2748]

That skyrim analogy hit too close to home

Watch it fast, it might get taken down and replaced with porn

[@unicornofwargaming5299]

When the parody C.E.O. is more helpful than the actual C.E.O. and Zindzi.

[@mrredeyes7021]

That mic introduced just made me deaf I still love you guys

[@GM_Lemmy]

The part where no one answers her questions was brilliant!

[@kuradamax]

'why is no one answering me' HA!

[@stevediament1448]

I keep on telling videos that I am not interested but they keepshowing up.

[@disguyiknowreturns4876]

Steve Diament Same. Blocking promoted videos doesn't work anymore

[@Tom5TomEntertainment]

I love how the beginning is making fun of how bad the lav audio is in "Let's talk about subscriptions."

[@ExiledSummoner]

i can feel the salt from this vid XD

[@koen8993]

Can't blame them. You would be salty too if someone you worked for kept changing the way you are judged on your performance without telling you. All while telling you that everything is fine while your files are getting lost mysteriously even though these files are instrumental to your performance.

[@Scubasniper525]

That is an extremely articulate way of putting it. KZbin can easily fix these problems by sending out emails to all registered users a week before an update or allowing the community to vote on the most necessary features to implement or change. They won't do this though because they are lazy and decide to do what gets them specifically the most immediate money, like making a setup more friendly to big companies as opposed to independent users in order to become the next television.

[@alitahir5904]

This seemed to be a bit awkward..... An Exact representation of KZbin YOU'RE BRILLIANT

[@wariodude128]

If KZbin continues to not see the problems everyone else is, people might just switch over to Vid.me. Been hearing good things about that one and it looks like it might be a good one.

[@tomtinker8220]

don't foget minds

[@NopeNaw]

Pretty much. Gotta start somewhere though. Vid.me is not bad, but running it on chrome is horrible. I wonder why?

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

Cool Guy Caleb Saying that just helps them keep doing this bullshit. Stop it. Get some help.

[@tomtinker8220]

Void of Space and Time i hate to say it but youtube is a household name (if i'm using that word correctly). i'm all for migrating to a friendlier system, but many people will still be in the dark. heck, if just 10% of every single youtube account switches to some other website, youtube will act like it only has 10% of it's users remaining. but if you really care about switching over from youtube, i'd tell everyone you can communicate with.

[@arhambliss8606]

please one thing a bout most humans is we do not care about other people unless it affects us.

[@rendeaust]

I saw this video in the recommended section of the homepage. So yeah

[@lurkerrekrul]

"Please don't contact us with your problems. In fact, we've done our best to ensure that you can't contact us. We prefer that our site run on autopilot so we don't have to deal with you little people. Use our site and make us money, but don't bother us."

[@jonathankent1517]

KZbin Help. We can't help, so we won't.

[@nintendex9288]

I love how fast things went downhill in the video and how the girl just barely tryed to keep things afloat but just gave up lol. KZbin really has gotten that bad XDDDDD

[@TheeKorovaMilkBar]

Guy sounds like John Leguizamo playin Sid.

[@PradeepPurple]

A non Monday 100%, somebody is going on holidays?

[@yugoxgc]

KZbin "We ARE listening. We just arent answering"

[@NightfallShadow]

KZbin Help :But my video falls under fair use and It was blocked on upload. There are hundreds of others who used this very same video clip or sound clip too! See! KZbin Help: *Chirping Crickets*

[@wouterdutch4706]

there's something like KZbin help?

[@Santouryu3]

more like KZbin needs help from everyone. xP

[@Zerpderp0]

KZbin fucked up so bad, that I can no longer view ads on my account. which sucks because there are ad supported people i watch and I don't know if I'm helping or not. Thank God for patreon. And no I don't have adblock since I can literally go on any comp and sign into my account and NOT view ads on videos.

[@Direblade11]

This is true artistry.

[@souptime1909]

"Why is no one answering me?" It's youtube

if Cloud Imperium Games were 100% honest with us..

[@grrr1351]

The video is very short and doesn't have that much of meaning. Yea. That's how KZbin help was. Short. Has no meaning. And wasn't helpful.

[@theuncalledfor]

This depicts them as incompetent. Ridiculous! They are clearly malicious.

[@dkhosh7380]

God I remember when I first found this channel I few years ago and I've loved it ever since you guys are great I know I will go a while in between seeing your vids but whenever I come back I love being back

[@andrewkful]

Is it me or are there more empty pauses in this video than usual?

[@MrGunnarPower]

I was KZbin's way of saying shut up. I hope that competition comes along soon

[@aranyaroy]

U guys are awesome and hilarious keep it on!!!!!

[@ItsRickysChannelSHORTS]

1:13 great analogy right there 11/10 for that

[@yobtoyb]

I don't actually think there is a glitch other than deleting spam accs, and a visual glitch. Sometimes when i go to some youtubers channel that im subbed to's channel, it says that im not subscribed, but then i reload the page and bam im subbed. So people probs saw this and clicked sub again, and that caused them to be unsubbed. And the losing subs when you upload a video is just, that they delete spam accs when you upload a video, good time to do it imo.

[@nope-xh8tb]

I love his glasses without the white in the middle.

[@Solverse_]

if Roosterteeth were 100% honest with us

[@forgottenalex]

And now the Trending section is "not" broken

[@Aussieroth7]

If Anita Sarkeesian were %100 honest with us? ... Or rather, herself?

[@fan.of.feet2310]

Wouldn’t you believe it… things have only gotten WORSE on KZbin since this

[@sirmr.mansavage]

She looks like she's making the "th" sound in the thumbnail

[@gamingwildlife]

Mr. Sir Savage Man Yay! Someone got it! Was sad, now glad.

[@JimmyTurner]

When I was kindergarten I couldn't make the "th" sound. I figured it out around 1st grade.

[@carlosespinoza6724]

Can we have a "if Riot Games were 100% honest with us" :c pls ?

[@FelixIakhos]

Check NMM, Mod Organiser and generate a wryebash patch. Running LOOT and Cleaning the esp's and masterfiles with TESVedit might also fix the problem. If that doesn't work I suggest Skyrim Save Game Cleaner and turning your enb or AA off in the ini. If all that doesn't work there's only Skyrim Performance Monitor left to save you. You're welcome KZbin.

[@kiingpininvestments]

if the airlines/airport were 100% honest with us

[@JustChadC]

Dsvcvahhahahahaha "...there was no whale in the cup, therefore, there are no whales in the ocean."

[@caferreri11]

You guys need to do "If Comcast were honest with us".

[@somecitrus7561]

That whale analogy's hilarious

[@gingergorilla695]

KZbin, y don't u listen, it aint that hard to not f**k this up. freedom to the creators, and don't screw with the system

[@ilove-tv2jm]

Do If Viacom Were 100% Honest With Us

[@TheMonseniorMelcacho]

"If Chrysler were 100% honest with us"

[@PhilGarryGame]

If telltale were 100% honest with us.

[@sprites4ever482]

Wait,KZbin has a feedback functionality?! That's news to me!

[@MegaAgamon]

If IGN were 100% Honest With Us...

[@jhonshephard921]

I have said it many many times. Why aren't any of the big KZbinrs complaining about this actually leaving? Google already has too much power as it is. You leave your subscribers will follow you to Dailymotion or Vimeo or whatever.

[@DeviousDVa]

This video was literally not in my sub box for the 17th lmao.

[@boredfangerrude]

They couldn't even help the help geek! They might as well be Valve! :)

[@ATSucks1]

Share it on the youtube help channels comment section

[@alphapt9370]

I foresee this channel getting accidentally deleted. And the part that I "loved" that they "accidentally" said on their video was... they are flagging acc's as spam. Did not said the criteria for it. Nor that the owner of said account is aware it is flagged as such. But said views of that account do not count for the creators it is subscribed. And knowing YT track record on fcking things up... I wonder how many creators are getting screwed over this. Again.

[@peeratatr1492]

Truth

[@Cec1nator]

PLEASE TELL ME THE SOUND IN THE BEGINNING,THAT DANGER SOUND. pls

[@fAll3n_exe]

It's ok, ZINDZI has it covered!

[@sigmabean2463]

has KZbin done a single thing right in the entirety of 2016?

[@BigWheel.]

Just switch to daily motion.... or we could revive newgrounds!???

[@Rezkeshdadesh]

I no longer get notifications when people reply to my comments, so short of manually rechecking every video I comment on, I have no idea if people reply to me.

[@ThePhoenixGuy]

There is a problem!!! So I looked at a KZbin's channel and I couldn't find a for that day , so I look in the community board AND I FOUND THE VIDEO I WAS LOOKING FOR!!!!!!!!!!!

[@WyseWalker]

1:11 best part.

[@JadeOfficial]

Hmm... a more recent video having significantly less views compared to the other in its series when it's calling out the platform it's on... Total coincidence right KZbin?

[@scottthewaterwarrior]

Lol, first time I tried to watch this video I got audio but no picture!

[@Mohammed95s]

r.i.p youtube

[@kxyoto8541]

I bet they will mention the algorithm

[@randytyson]

If Activision was honest with us In the 1970's

[@lossol2744]

can you guys do one on adobe CC???????????????/

[@acrefray]

At the end of the video, you should have asked us to resubscribe =D

[@PIkby0]

If Nicalis were 100% honest with us

[@MithriAK]

At least Gaming Wildlife is still hilarious

[@somebaconguy6593]

KZbin Help? More like KZbin NEEDS Help!!! BURNNN!!!!!

[@lawalmighty4065]

o shit, did we do that ?

[@floridaman4473]

If Steam Support were being 100% honest with us.

[@sanjo4082009]

have you guys done a 100% honest about instagram ? if not you should!

[@CyberDragonEX13]

Who knew there were no whales in the ocean?

[@gamesman0118]

Not Japan!

[@NopeNaw]

Dorfeen andu waerruuu!!!!

[@ender7278]

I don't even check my notifications anymore because most of the time, it's not even a reply to me. I don't care if someone replied to a comment I liked! The last straw is when they stopped showing the comments in the comment tab, and instead started opening a new page for the video just to see the comment. Fuck You,Tube. And this video doesn't even address that.

[@DobieMeltfire]

Funny I was just playing Skyrim SE a few hours ago.

[@LAdodgersfansowat]

DavidParody sent me here lol

[@gamingwildlife]

Oh wow, what video?

[@lennondeletedthechannel1395]

And we just hit 50 subs and that great for me and now all my hard work been put to waste

[@iller3]

Get ready... they're about to make the "community guidelines" a lot more Restrictive very soon!

[@lann1921]

I bet the dislikes are from the youtube help team

[@NopeNaw]

But there are more than three dislikes...

[@dd4219]

they looked at 100 accounts,my accout,my last 2 month accounts because i keep forgetting my password and my last 7 years accounts 97 because i keep forgetting my password

[@shrimp_on_internet]

if college humor was 100 percent honest

[@MichaelChin1994]

The pacing of this episode was very poor.

[@burntdirector5906]

Can you make please your local public transit company 100% honest please

[@gamesman0118]

"We get federal funds if we suck so we don't want to actually serve the public."

[@burntdirector5906]

Gamesman01 lol

[@marcoscunha9711]

What if 2k games were 100 percent honest with us

[@SlinxTheFox]

holy shit that volume tho

[@CumstainedBedsheets]

If Bioware was 100% Honest With Us.

[@Santouryu3]

Why can't it be "If KZbin Heroes Were 100% Honest With Us...?" -__-

[@Santouryu3]

KZbin definitely needs help. xD

[@KoolKive]

just waiting for everyone to switch over to another website cause ill hop onboard