Jake and Amir: Split Pea Soup

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[@lucyanne9626]

Amir is such a good actor.

[@jezusflower9452]

+Sam S It's the character he was born to play

[@pffft5679]

+Sam S binge watching Jake and Amir, see you everywhere

[@lucyanne9626]

Julian Yang I...may have something of an obsession.

[@pffft5679]

Yes!

[@jackfisherable]

This might be crazy, but i feel amir could play a really good live action version of joker. He just has that natural charismatic and crazy demeanor. Probably for that new joker origin movie

[@TheVidNerd]

That scream of pure unimaginable pain is exquisite.

[@jonasbahn1466]

he genuinely sounds like he's getting skinned alive

[@kindofachannel7362]

"stop telling me what I mean by shit" Jake sounded legit pissed at that part

[@tgkafg]

Wud u not be?

[@ZeroDarkGaming]

*Piping hot soup* Holding it BAREHANDED from the bottom of the pot. “Lies are catchin’ up with you there, Bloominfeld”

[@ramseiiwelton7047]

Christopher Marlowe I mean...he still got his clothes wet

[@zeok153]

Corduroy Pants reference, amazing 👌🏻

[@apolloptx]

You saw that video of them commenting on this. Congratulations.

[@ponderous_tomes]

that soup wasn’t boiling hot, it was freezing cold

[@MrJonezy541]

that scream was perfect.

[@Nekrotix12]

Word of the day in this episode is: "Yams"

[@heath1982]

YAM PLAN THANK YOU MAAM

[@HASHlRAMA]

-wrong. -for most people it's my heart, for me it's my face. -you are wrong, go on.

[@2JOfficial]

i was expecting jake to say at the end that the soup was cold.. tut tut

[@v4mp971]

I hate that this has 0 likes and you have 1.24 million subscribers. Well hi.

[@legoindy111]

I will not eat the yams, Amir!

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

Im jjkae, youre amir!

[@MsTigger1970]

YAMS!

[@wildgooseberry232]

+Not Leonard Nimoy Oh you'll eat the yams

[@legoindy111]

Hermit Crab Productions - Animation YAMS

[@mojitofall5441]

+Not Leonard Nimoy YAMS

[@obviouslychris9816]

"Stop saying yams!" "Yams"

[@IhsanMujdeci]

More like "Spilt pea soup"

[@aidenhoogstra8636]

AYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@Hero-jv2yd]

Anyone notice it looks like noon when he's all like " I brought 5 gallons of split pea soup" but one he spills it and he's yelling and cursing on the ground the windows outside make it look like evening

[@Strummie]

What an astute observation. You, my friend, must be a Jew.

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

I don't think that's accurate, the office is lit the same plus we only see outside after, so... no

[@Drarack]

The sun set in the time it took him to spill the soup

[@funkydrummerplatypus]

Jake's headphone cord changes almost every scene. It's entertaining to watch.

[@savannahshahab7775]

Anyone else rewatching the video to hear Amir say "yams" again?

[@theanonymoustalk]

This was completely apart of the yam plan

[@stebsis]

Stop saying yams

[@thatoneguy9615]

.... Yams!

[@vand2365]

YAM PLAN THANK YOU MAM

[@NinjaPl33z]

i love how its daytime when he spills the soup and its nighttime when the guy with the headphones is talking with him. its like they just left him there and left him for ded.

[@heisafraid]

“The guy with the headphones” They both clarify their names in this episode....

[@BenjaminGoose]

@@heisafraid Amir

[@DaaaahWhoosh]

I wonder if there's a permanent green stain on that carpet now...

[@WixkedLovy]

When he falls you can see there's a carpet covering a sheet covering the floor.

[@DaaaahWhoosh]

WixkedLovy Oh, I do see that now. Thanks for pointing it out, it had been bothering me every time I watched this video.

[@maplestoryfan321]

you must be fun at parties

[@StuziCamis]

@maplestoryfan321 He watches J & A so religiously that he has figured all the ins and outs of the show....so yeah....he's the best at parties ;) :P

[@ConceptCentral]

@@WixkedLovy wow thats... really obvious how did I not see that? Its like 1/4 of the screen!

[@mehbobotorp2373]

"Who wants 5L of piping hot split-pea soup? Or should I say shit, pee poop?" Perhaps one of the best worst jokes I've ever heard! lolll

[@jakecrowley6]

NOW I GOTTA EAT THE YAMS

[@supdood11]

Yams

[@jesusthroughmary]

Yams

[@deathtochikinz7542]

Yams!

[@timthepieguy]

Yams?

[@pffft5679]

Yams.

[@hhhfff7953]

Yams.

[@pffft5679]

i hate yams.

[@rupertcornholio209]

If the soup is so hot then how is the pot not hot on his hands while he's holding it

[@user-jn3lg9um5e]

Rupert Cornholio Don't let logic confuse you

[@unkilabelevable]

+Rupert Cornholio It's so cold it just feels like it's hot.

[@archiemarshall2958]

+Rupert Cornholio It's a comedy video - lighten up

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

ever hear of stainless steel?

[@Nop3nop3675]

That's why he dropped it?

[@galahadortiz3258]

Thought at the end Jake would be like "Hey, this soup is cold!"

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

Ohhh that would've been genius. And explained how he held it bare handed and also just sat there while burning. Would have been a good twist and a decent plan on Amir's part.

[@Josh101]

check jake's headphone wire between 1:05 - 1:12

[@mnfdsng]

i spy an outtake

[@MsTigger1970]

wow good spot didnt relise that

[@Asdblasts]

ComboComboComboCombo Cinema Sins.....

[@marycoffelt3041]

Josh Sharp eyes there, private

[@AlterSucks]

lmao i caught that too, had to check the comments to see if anyone caught it too

[@Mechsrule1]

I bet the janitors of that building hate them.

[@lastofmykind8]

Every time they record anything that may be sloppy, they use a carpet. Tongue, Zombie Bite, Milk Man. :)

[@0026sd]

I wonder if they filmed this at night, when everyone else was gone, because of all the screaming.

[@childprodigy37]

Now that it's winter break, I can watch as many CollegeHumor videos as I want. And it begins...

[@FatWalkProductions]

That carpet must've been hard to clean up...

[@znounz]

5 years late but it's a fake carpet they brought in. :)

[@kcwidman]

“Yam plan thank ya ma’am” *spits a mouthful of chewed up pistachios all over the couch*

[@spishyofficial]

This will forever be my most favorite J&A episode

[@VMP666]

This might be my favourite episode ever.

[@JY-eo3te]

Split pea soup? More like spilled pea soup

[@TheWobWobWobber]

0:16 is me when I go to wash my face in a scalding hot shower.

[@poorsoftware]

Walt?

[@TheWobWobWobber]

Faraz Daneshpour You're goddamn right.

[@tariousporter9520]

Walter White its over

[@Drarack]

Why is this so funny. I think this might be my favorite J&A vid

[@PatrickGhandour]

He made a bet with Streeter that he can keep his beard longer than Streeter can keep his long hair. Streeter won and as a reward, he gets to customize Jake's next haircut.

[@Famousagentman]

Actually, if you look, when it changes, so does the position of the camera. It's entirely possible that most of the scenes with Jake in them were done in two sittings. After he got done with one set of lines, they adjusted the camera(during which time he used the computer), then had him do the next set of lines. Compare 1:04 and 2:11. Same angle, same screen. Now look at 1:28. Different angle, different screen. With great effort comes great videos. Keep up the good work, collegehumor.

[@bigbigx2250]

I can't unsee it!

[@Yaalah]

Oh Amir, you always know how to extract the laughs from me.

[@Ranger1812]

Sounds like they're farming laughter.

[@Famousagentman]

Yes, and I was merely going into greater detail for those who don't know why this happened, and showing all of the effort that goes into these videos. It is very easy to watch a video like this and not realize all of the work that goes into them. A little perspective never hurt anyone, especially if it lets the folks at college humor know that their work has not gone unnoticed.

[@gruu]

2:48 YAM PLAN THANK YOU MAM!

[@barbaricviking]

That is the best screaming I have heard in my life!! :)

[@fakiefanboy]

If you look closely you can tell the soup isn't boiling hot as stated by Amir.

[@Jake-jf7xk]

really? he didn't actually pour boiling hot soup on himself? you are so smart

[@SirPwnagepotato]

Jak e pretty sure he was being sarcastic...

[@Fangoros]

Jak e look at his profilepic man

[@Nilmur2]

Jak e If you pay even more attention you notice that Amir is holding the Pot from the bottom with his bare hands. Which would be really fucking hot if the soup inside was boiling. I've seen another episode where Murphy and Amir pour boiling soup as an april fools on Jake and they are actually wearing gloves not sure if that was after this one though

[@MasterTodd24]

"No! Hell no!" I can't stop using that line with that voice.

[@briankaner1717]

This is one of the best jake and Amir videos ever

[@wesley2936]

Why can't Jake call from Amir's phone

[@KuSaiki]

PietheBeast314 do really think Amir restricts himself to Jakes phone?

[@wesley2936]

...Good point

[@KuSaiki]

Ekvitarius then what?

[@silasfitzgerald7887]

Because Amir prankcalled 911 a bunch too, it's implied

[@jakoifman]

If Amir prank called from the night before from jake's phone, how did jake answer Amir's call?

[@FrancisMetrillo]

Lol! I miss this jake and Amir

[@Luckysquirrel1256]

The Space Jam reference at the end was the best!

[@Chordinated]

this was amazing. i love you jake and amir.

[@blakeskipper2529]

Bring em back!!!!!!!!

[@goauld88]

0:14 how did he boil the soup without burning the bardcode sticker?

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

since the pot wasn't burning his hands one can assume that he didn't cook it in that pot

[@niesamowiterayson4594]

+snitch Or he was just pretending that it was scalding hot

[@NickBailuc]

he used a different pot called kazan to cook it, since the yams wouldn't cook the same time as the beans, so then he mixed the peas and the yams together in that large pot, you know what i mean

[@DeathcoreDrumzDude]

This is the best episode.

[@AlbeeGz]

love the fact that jake's comp and head phone wire keeps changing and moving :)

[@DvoraZomberg]

"No! Hell no!" 1:05

[@cowgrll]

Jake and I have the same headphones! #dope

[@markerenberg3439]

tia thomas what headphones are they?

[@jacksonvaughn5248]

his headphone cord keeps switching between shots haha

[@sheldoncooper7189]

(MDRS) The Mars Desert Research Station (MDRS) is the second of four planned simulated Mars habitats (or Mars Analogue Research Stations) maintained by the Mars Society.

[@AutisticSoyDaddy]

I would go gay for your beard alone.

[@davidxlk]

i feel bad for the carpet every time i see their videos

[@yellabelly2]

I laughed so freaking hard when he said, "Yams!" So funny.

[@mike0rr]

The end tied it all together perfectly.

[@SnakeVenomTV12191]

YAMS!!!!!!!!

[@lastofmykind8]

"No. HELL no."

[@humanbeings303]

this is one of my favourite jake and amirs :)

[@G40rc3]

now this made my day brighter ^_^

[@BillyBob-io4mq]

What is Jake and Amir's job?

[@ansonstiles]

YAMS

[@MexicanDoctorJ]

This is one of the best imo. And does anyone notice it seems to go from daylight to nighttime during the spilling of the soup?

[@DrOfKy]

Blockbuster... Ha... A relic from a time forgotten...

[@rhanaxthevoid8636]

YAMS!

[@12iley12]

"I'm Jake you're Amir." "Yams." :D

[@leetningvancleenf5843]

Happy post-Turkey Day, everyone. In the year we'll play it by of 2022.

[@nihilisticspacelizard1868]

That split pea soup actually looks delicious.

[@RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES]

I love how he is saying who wants some piping hot split pea soup and is carrying by the bottom instead of the handles. Pure logic.

[@latinferlife]

That was the funniest video for a while

[@elizabethcomstock4923]

Wait a second. If the soup is boiling hot, how is Amir holding the pot with his bare hands?

[@brassmonkey4815]

i hate 'em. i hate yams.

[@jesslovesawalk8557]

The Amir (if that's how you spell it, I don't know, I'm drunk and can't be arsed to check in my joyful haze) is so freaking funny. But only with the help of jake. The two personalities blend seamlessly together. Whoever came up with the idea has a brilliant sense of humour and should be proud. This is the only comment I've made in longer than I care to remember. Which means nothing to the masses. But take my word for it - funny stuff. Actually laugh out loud funny. Not fake lol funny.

[@slycooper459]

At the beginning of the video its sunny out, but when the camera is on jake, its dark outside

[@UncleDidlles]

Just noticed that jake's headphone position changes between transitions

[@skrab275]

That soup is so gross

[@cornday21]

lol first funny jake and amir in a long time in my opinion

[@DeathcoreDrumzDude]

Yams. I love how he says it's boiling, when he was holding the pot by the bottom.

[@sophieschreiber314]

The soup wasn’t boiling hot, it was freezing cold

[@CreativeUsernameEh]

wow this is so fake, when he's carry the pot like that his hands would be getting burnt (use the handles) and when he falls down his hand position changes. fake and gay friendly

[@imanerdyyy]

It's either your a troll ( Most likely ) Or this is your first time watching Jake and Amir...

[@ConnorCreed3]

Come on, its Amir. the guy can put on sunglasses from out of nowhere

[@Hawlem]

Just enjoy the video you fucking physics analyst.

[@rachelgabriella9510]

Just enjoy the video.

[@imanerdyyy]

CreativeUsernameEh Just because a whole like three people ( apparently ) made you cry, doesn't mean you have to make the rest of us seem like we're jackass's..... And if you are actually crying, suck it up.. Its the internet -_-

[@8bithallucinations]

i keep watching the first 26 seconds and when Amir burns himself i cant breathe from laughter

[@RyPerry092189]

The idea of them cleaning up the carpet is amazing. Honestly, practically how did they do this?

[@jdjohnny7]

@collegehumor please tell me what lens you use for the canon 7D

[@blondieparh1086]

Jake and amir are the best college humors.

[@plokijum]

This is the first Jake and amir video I've watched

[@cavkaiet]

can someone tell me the name of the headphones? please

[@MannyNamiro]

I know how absolutely stupid "Or should I say "Shit, pee, poop?"" is but it gets me every time.

[@urmum8198]

this series is so funny.

[@madeinmanchesterr]

omg the ham on his glasses hahahahaha

[@felynecomrade]

Hmm. This is better than most new Jake and Amirs. Keep it up.

[@dropout]

Manuary

[@MF-fd2ug]

i love how he is struggling not to laugh before he says YAMS

[@nickbutcher6396]

What model of headphones are those?

[@Tabetaro]

does anybody know the name of the headphones jake was wearing

[@lordkameguru7851]

The biggest and best joke of the sketch was Blockbuster.

[@captiandrek]

Loved that David Bowie reference at the end!