Jake and Amir: Food Poisoning (All-Nighter 2012)

[@tomzjamz]

"For dinner you had a raw chicken, egg and cheese sandwich on a frozen hot-pocket, washed down with a glass of warm toilet water" "it was a dare" "Everyone dared you not to" "Yeah, and I chickened out!" Absolute gold.

[@StuziCamis]

Raw chicken that is. :)

[@whatno5090]

That moment when you can't think of a good comment to write so you just steal from the video because it's already comedy

[@callumclarke9384]

Zetapology that moment when you post a shit comment you have to like it yourself haha

[@LivingDewCrew]

XD

[@garyjaffe2802]

I knew you'd bring that up

[@sprattchannel]

Adam ruins everything, except the pizza, that was Jake

[@ZacClarkTV]

I like how Jake told him not to yarf on the pizza AFTER he smeared it with shit, as if they were still going to eat it after that.

[@smokejc]

They sure went through a lot of trouble to hide that tube!

[@sambarker6141]

smokejc Lol I bet they did it lazily on purpose

[@s.o.k.1393]

What tube? I don't see anything!

[@SidewardsBackways]

"Winners go to the back room to get blows" is the reason I got suspended for a day my Senior year.

[@MetaKnight68]

legend

[@sdzyde7482]

A hero

[@petrichor1956]

Did you cry tears of soy?

[@5abiknight]

They gotta learn how to be funny man.

[@repetetivebeats]

U shouldn’t be giving out blows

[@LooneyDude]

Amir Blumenfeld 2002 - Forever

[@rasmusslagsvold6180]

LooneyDude (insert ,,''yas queen,,'' here:)

[@user-og7qq5zy8p]

i was only 10 when this came out? insane... @@hepan4705

[@alainart]

Yeah, I was born in 2002 😂 and I'll live forever.

[@coffin7904]

I love to think that amir is canonically 10yo

[@dannyfoster9420]

Gotta admit I think "...Bueno." might be my favourite Jake and Amir quote.

[@Search4truth488]

Jake: If you're sick then go home Amir: You'd love that wouldn't you? Jake: Yes That exact same dialogue happened in 'Sickly'

[@Nullllus]

+Chris P. Bacon Don't be such a bitchly.

[@Search4truth488]

Nullll1111 How was I being a bitchly? I was just pointing out a cool hidden easter egg and suddenly I'm hit with this-this-this-this-this this poison calling me a bitchly.

[@pffft5679]

Lol XD

[@plokijum]

+Chris P. Bacon Yes

[@regalpanda4224]

I've seen this once and i can never watch the whole thing again. It's just a bit much for me lol.

[@amant.e]

I was eating chocolate pudding while watching this and it was just not a good experience at all

[@MarioTransformer7001]

+Eliana Doze lol wyd watching this

[@MandenTV]

You deserved it if you don't have the constitution to watch fake throw up and fake shit and not be able to eat while seeing it.

[@Bobstew68]

Ooooooh sick burn bro! Tough guy over here!

[@regularshow960]

Not eating while watching Collegehumor is a golden rule. I even put down my glass of water when I get a notification

[@Felarchy]

Wait, Amir was ten this whole time?

[@samuelperezgarcia]

you couldn't tell by the way he behaved?

[@PERFECTIONlSM]

He was bread the whole time...

[@jadencarruthers3928]

your math is wrong in 2017 he would be 15

[@joebees21]

@@jadencarruthers3928 you idiot it's 2014

[@hellterminator]

1:26 I like how they're not even trying to hide the tube :D

[@crucialsword432]

I noticed i too

[@matiasreba]

why didn't they just put the tube through the OTHER sleeve

[@HighestCalendar]

4 years later this is still my favorite one.

[@pinkycheeks]

they legit wasted a pizza :(

[@DendyJungle]

It was a prop pizza

[@NateWild]

+Kieran Fulcher So like, sexually?

[@martinwhite2792]

+pinkycheeks To make this worse, they probably did the take a couple times so they used a bunch of different fresh pies. All of which they ruined. RIP

[@Ranger1812]

This was a better use of a pizza than eating it.

[@heydenreay]

Jake wasted the pizza, he puked on it!

[@NougatCN]

The amount of times they said “pizza” in that amount of time really got me for some reason

[@deltaloraine]

Amir can make people chant with him so easily! haha

[@frugihoyi]

You can see the puke tube coming out of Amir's sleeve.

[@thatmanckid]

I was just about to say the same thing, never noticed it before

[@thatmanckid]

Stuart Betchfist Tru dat

[@jameshickey2320]

By far my favorite episode.

[@neontime8507]

One of those j&A vids that you cant watch while eating.

[@General12th]

you can only watch while eating* fixed that for you

[@Phazon8058MS]

Nevermind eating. I have a cuppa here that I don't even want to finish now.

[@dixiecronin7791]

Legit almost vomited when Jake ruined the pizza...

[@SodaPrezsing]

'' You want the nice golden brown'' '' Wait a second, is this cheese pizza?' hahahahahah

[@oliverdefusco6313]

RIP Amir 2002-Forever

[@RafaelR-F]

I always end up feeling sorry for Jake...

[@zOceanCamel]

this is my favorite Jake and Amir so far! Had me laughing so hard!

[@paulryan6462]

I nearly died from watching this video, just had a tonsilectomy and I laughed too hard and started bleeding.

[@ianmcstruthers9937]

Lol I feel like when they write these scripts Amir always wants to pick on Jake because Jake was his intern back in the day and he still feels the need to assert his dominance

[@ashihtaka]

What? Amir was hired after Jake

[@ianmcstruthers9937]

False

[@bluemamba2939]

Ian Mcstruthers actualy ashitaka was right they said that in a real life interview.ur false bro

[@bluemamba2939]

Ian Mcstruthers ok bro my mistake i may have gotten it wrong sorry. u dont have to be a complete douche like u are man.

[@ianmcstruthers9937]

I'm not being a douche, I'm just trying to explain the history of Jake and Amir to you as nicely as possible

[@Peter_1986]

If Amir was 10 years old in this episode, then he was 5 years old in the "Quick Characters" episode, lol.

[@cooldawg2009]

Anyone else notice the girl flipping her hair at 0:56?

[@robertanderson4921]

"First come first slerve on the Zsa Zsa Gabor. So...outta my way dimwits." Perhaps the greatest line in comedic history?

[@MrWeazlebee]

One of the best endings ever

[@NerdMeinster]

I love how Jake's face becomes magically clean.

[@koshi6505]

You can see the tube. >.

[@Bobbleheads56]

This might be my favorite one so many good lines

[@edgarspavlovics3540]

no one's gonna blows you

[@ushnishde]

This is peak Collegehumor and Jake & Amir in my opinion

[@Asdasty]

Diarrhea of the mouth, and Diarrhea of the south

[@guitarandrums]

that was the funniest ending I have ever seen

[@Rumym8]

1st time i gagged on a jake and amir vid

[@TheRemixDenuo]

You never watched Jake and Amir before? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@GOMlKEGO]

This is my favorite episode.

[@DaMilkManMan]

Awww i saw the plastic tube sticking out of Amir's sleeve in one of the shots :p

[@doddlecuddle]

Cannot. Stop. Watching. Jake. And. Amir.

[@cherrydude1901]

0:57 you can see Emily in the background

[@wolfgangouille]

I like how he is not even trying to hide the tube coming out of his sleeve. Wizard.

[@captaincorelli123]

i finally understand it, why there are some jake acting wierd episodes, like with fedoras and so on, it's because he is the one like amir who shits himself and so on, but has delusion of him being cool so imagines amir doing it. thats why when jake puked on the pizza everyone reacted badly as amir didn't as he was fine

[@Ryalnotch]

No, Jake is just very insecure. So the episodes centered around him is showing his insecurities and the episodes centered around amir is showing his..ehm... weirdness.

[@TheRemixDenuo]

***** I think youre right but I am happier with captaincorelli123s explenation. Maybe you should just... go home, ryalnotch... go home, ryalnotch! go home, ryalnotch! go home, ryalnotch!

[@captaincorelli123]

i defiantly believe amir is a figment of jake's imagination

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

captaincorelli123 they arent good writers. they are good comedians. you think when they started this series they had a plan that amir would be not real?

[@GamerModz123]

captaincorelli123 nah their have been episodes where you here people talk about Amir when neither he nor Jake are around Plus the series sort of collides with their hardly working serious and Jake and Amir both appear there as well sometimes individually

[@Toonzconcrete]

Wow! You're really good at finding things! Gratz, you found the tube!!!

[@ldmt1995]

He's gone trough so many hair changes during the years.

[@o0awsomeguitarguy0o]

Holy shit, im so exited for comedy week now jake and amir are in it!

[@shubhankarshersia]

ah! the time when college humor went full filthy frank!

[@djrea4815]

It's scary how good Amir is at getting chants going

[@derpmansderpyskin]

wait if amir was born in 2002 that means hes'... uh,, the two... And the ten... Hes ten, in 2012 he would be 10.

[@OnlyJabronis]

You can see the tube on his arm at 1:25!!! Good one I almost missed it!!! Oh and this one was F**** Hilarious!!! Yarf.

[@kevinkhoi9159]

i can see the tube

[@jaypope7273]

By far the best jake and amir💀

[@bartholomuethe-guitar9676]

That god damn ending

[@Andito_]

" 2002 - Forever " i almost died laughing.-

[@111vincento]

WAY to easy to notice the tube

[@WhySooSerious0]

vincent schuurhof Maybe that's the point?

[@stephaniexu9170]

vincent schuurhof ikr 1:36 u can see the tube very clearly

[@TheRemixDenuo]

vincent schuurhof which tube?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@TheRemixDenuo]

TheRemixDenuo KZbin??? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@111vincento]

TheRemixDenuo redtube ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@lucozade8373]

Haha the ending got me 😂

[@josiahbrand2013]

WTF!!!!!!

[@Mindlevery]

Aaaand I managed to watch this BEFORE my breakfast. Yaaay!

[@Joelo139]

1:27 You can clearly see the tube that the fake puke is coming out, makes it even funnier lol

[@mrmasterdocterchef]

that is the best jake and amir.

[@callofdoody69]

Good ol' Amir! I was born in 2002, as well! Which makes me 31!

[@EclipseofFate]

And another great episode!

[@plokijum]

This was my first j&a video I watched when I was in highschool

[@jimboSleeeeiiice]

2:09 such a legendary moment

[@ricardolutz8964]

This is brilliant

[@thatpersianguy]

I don't know what just happened...but i liked it!

[@sawyerboyd7652]

the first 7 seconds made me crack up!!!!!

[@seananify]

That is the single greatest T-shirt I have ever seen

[@DeltasDesigns]

The best Jake and amir

[@nychampionship]

I guess you good call him ***puts on sunglasses*** Jake Hurl-Witz YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@tankie89]

well done, you have the highly specialized ability of typing exactly what you just heard... your parents must be so proud

[@Fampini]

lmao you can see the sick pump at 0:20 in amirs fingers. Subtle

[@incufish23]

Amirs dinner made my stomach tense up. RIP Delicious NYC Pizza, we hardly knew ye.

[@m.c.squared1800]

😂the tube that shot puke was showing on his wrist

[@DarkSharkssm]

2:23 nothing is conning out of his mouth but he is still puking XD

[@mintymilkk]

Amir is so amazing

[@kindpotato]

THIS IS A FREAKIN HILARIOUS VIDEO

[@taegahn89]

Amir's got a tube attached to his left hand, spewing out the "puke." Most obvious at 1:27.

[@cjscanlon0205]

This is the funniest Jake and amir

[@Luckysquirrel1256]

Pause at 1:27, you can see the tube in Amir's left hand. Pretty good effect though!

[@J2511c]

his barf comes out of his hands LOL

[@americanmortar]

I screamed multiple times while watching this. Even though I knew what they were puking was just probably Silk soybean milk or something.

[@Neekioanime]

"Well, I have to get over this fear somehow. may as well watch-- OH GOD, RETREAT, RETREAT!"

[@freebjurn]

that sentence is so epic! i keep laughing at it.

[@Bendoverstoke]

2002-Forever XD There's so many things hilariously wrong with that XD

[@CheckOutMyPokemons]

Can't wait for Amir's 11th Birthday this year!

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

Oh my god, that ending XD

[@Urketadic]

one of funniest episodes

[@TheHarv68]

You can totally see the puke tube at 1:27 🤣

[@dumninja247]

Lol the tube comin out his sleeve

[@StreakALicious]

Amir Blumenfeld. 2002-Forever Don't make promises you can't keep collegehumour. I better still have Jake and Amir's when I'm 60.

[@ThisGuy755]

"Yeah, and guess what? I chickened out! Haha raw chicken that is"

[@everflymedia2418]

This episode is a full course meal

[@captainautobots]

That was so messed up... of Jake. Puking on the pizza like that? Go home, Jake.

[@jokonsch]

Food Poisoning! D-D-D-D-DO YOU HAVE IT?

[@Atypical-Abbie]

2002? That would make him 10 years old. That explains it A LOOOOT!

[@AmeenAhmed1105]

I hate how everyone appears to be oblivious to Amir and end up blaming Jake for everything.

[@TheMistermanboy]

Why thank you!

[@arisilberman]

amir, 2002-FOREVER!!!!