Jake and Amir: Ice Breakers

[@felynecomrade]

Love how Streeter just accepts the 3rd fat joke as his fault.

[@christopherconnors9258]

fool me thrice

[@timladuca6991]

And tried to take a bite of the vest

[@DrAmazing]

Amir's little nod is the chef's kiss on that line

[@Rikoshima]

amir begging streeter not to eat his vest has never failed to make me laugh hysterically

[@TEHINTERNETSPOST]

I think what makes it funnier is that at the end it appears he's actually leaning in to take a bite

[@GangeHrolfr]

@@TEHINTERNETSPOST He is, you see his tongue going crazy? lmao

[@Winteramen]

Was Amir dressed as Nelson Muntz?

[@BenjaminGoose]

@@TEHINTERNETSPOST Give daddy a bite.

[@dixiecronin7791]

@@BenjaminGoose "I don't like what just happened."

[@haithamsaeid5571]

not the first time Streeter said hands off the beef amirite.

[@Russelltay1776]

Haitham Saeid we know what amirs job is now

[@R3DSeries]

"I killed a child? Yeah, well you killed a franchise!"

[@axelmalone2001]

***** Quote of the year

[@K1RTB]

Didn’t see that. Are you sure it’s a quote from this video?

[@ishouldntspeakandimnottoob7226]

The true crime XD

[@nikimilky]

@@K1RTB yea, after Shia confronts him.

[@lukemckenzie0121]

HANDS OFF THE BEEF

[@say-cred]

LMAO jake's boss doesn't know who he is. Priceless

[@WNWZ]

and obeys amir lol

[@kaipography]

POL

[@Yaktopan]

Thank god. Finally. I waited my whole rewatch for this one golden moment where "Streeter Piefell" came into light. Amazing.

[@mylesnelson2007]

Mike Trapp sighting at 0:10 He’s been around a long-ass time

[@AllCanadiaReject]

And it kinda looks like Grant is sitting at the back right corner but it's too far to be sure.

[@jonnnnniej]

@@AllCanadiaReject I thought it was that guy from Buzzfeed

[@doink4997]

@@AllCanadiaReject no, he isn't tall enough to be Grant.

[@caleblewis8169]

@@doink4997 how tall is grant anyways?

[@doink4997]

@@caleblewis8169 well, that's yet another video on collegehumor...(he's actually 6"7')

[@pfeter]

This is in the top ten Jake and Amir sketches - easy. The writing, the pacing, the editing…it's all very tight. I'm so amazed at the continued high-caliber of work these guys crank out on a weekly basis. A humbling reminder to all that attempt the craft!!

[@hieronymusboss7705]

Who are you?

[@hieronymusboss7705]

Why are you?

[@pfeter]

@@hieronymusboss7705 Who/why am I, indeed.

[@aikalabe7719]

I really think this is the best jake and amir episode. It has the tightest writing and almost every line is a joke or a setup.

[@ldmt1995]

I love how Streeter goes for a taste at his vest by the end.

[@luckerleyjean6168]

I litteraly binge Jake and Amir all day araday and ive never notice that! Lol.

[@AllCanadiaReject]

Oh yeah he does

[@boardwithstraps]

@@luckerleyjean6168 SAMEEEEEE WTF 😂

[@dixiecronin7791]

As soon as you see the jean vest, you know Amir's going to say the "nah, bad you" joke lol

[@donvon6614]

Paul walking out is friggen hilarious

[@modernlacuna]

Wait, I think this child killing might be a reference to the Hardly Working episode where they tell ghost stories...

[@jesusthroughmary]

+AndroZeus Welcome to CollegeHumor.

[@taliakellegg5978]

Someone said they were referencing this video lol

[@BurgerKing8000]

"I murdered a child? You murdered a franchise!" So true, kingdom of the crystal skull fell very short in comparison to the other movies.

[@staciap649]

I love whenever Amir gets called out on a piece of clothing, he always calls it jeans.

[@incog.nyto.]

I just realized that Amir says "It wasn't on purpose" and "it wasn't an accident either"... Which means he somehow got in a situation where he tried to kill a child, had second thoughts, but ended up doing it anyway through unintended circumstances. Such a dark joke

[@smooooth_]

Shia Lebouf (2012) - "How could you do that?" Shia Lebouf (2015) - "JUST DO IT!"

[@ThePurpleKnightmare]

Don't eat my vest. Best line ever.

[@thewonderfulwizardoftheweb1053]

He’s serious man

[@av4d]

0:15 lol, I know they wanted to have multiple shots but nothing he says syncs up with his mouth. This is fucking hilarious.

[@wavydre8547]

1:16 Does anyone else think he actually looks more like Joseph Gordon Levitt?

[@Temax6]

and you, pretty much loved it

[@daverowe1081]

"17 is fine Julie, she's 17" "you know what, buddy? 17 WASN'T fine."

[@MandenTV]

I killed a child yeah well you killed a franchise

[@FudgeCakeShanker]

Ur on every video I see

[@Lucy-ng7cw]

+Sixx Street f u

[@that_one_momo_guy]

DONT EAT MY VEST

[@OhplsAndrew]

Look how fast you turned on me!

[@placenamehere953]

excuses you absolutely excuse you

[@cixwow]

All these years later and the "don't eat my vest!" part still gets me!

[@astridharris-glasier7220]

wouldn't it be great if the interns didn't know this was a skit!

[@astridharris-glasier7220]

? not !

[@Ekvitarius]

And not notice the cameras?

[@munjee2]

I just realised that amir says "streeter piefell" but everyone quotes it as "eater piefell" because its better

[@ThesuperChito]

Tru but he does say Eater in the casting of Streeter in the last episodes

[@Power11112]

In the final episode it’s eater Piefell which is quoted much more cause it’s funnier

[@alexpabloroy]

Wow its the murder he tells in Hardly Working: Ghost Stories!

[@theplumchow]

i love the fact that the boss of the company walks out for...'not knowing who jake is' hahahahaha, surprised no one else noticed that lol

[@HarperNguyen]

A star is born? Nah, a star is CORN.

[@shinjinobrave]

+Kevin Nguyen OHH NO, I though I was an ear of butter!

[@Silverwind87]

Amir being an unpaid consultant would actually explain how he can get away with so much of his bullshit. They can't exactly fire him if he doesn't actually work for them, and maybe whatever they hired him for is too important. Amir does all his work at home, then comes to the office and pretends to be an idiot to fuck with everyone, especially Jake.

[@roughryder5]

0:15 voice didn't synch up to mouth movement.

[@TheAbigailDee]

Streeter Piefell, the editor in cheese

[@AmeliaJones12564]

I love her raspy voice.

[@minimeowns1]

A star is born? Nah. A star is CORN

[@ClaytonianJP]

The spelling bee thing was revealed on the podcast to be true

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

was that before or after he staged a walk out

[@Papoose187]

hahahaha surprisingly genuine and enjoyable ending! this is some classic J&A already

[@mrplow7645]

Amir's job finally revealed! 2:14

[@rupertcornholio209]

Is that a Jim Morrison button on Amir's vest?

[@thesmwassup]

Rupert Cornholio They're jeans.

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+thesmwassup --- wrong

[@niesamowiterayson4594]

snitch It's part of the video. Jake calls Amir's vest bad and Amir replies that Jake is wrong and the vest is jeans.

[@KittyPee61]

Rupert Cornholio + Yes. Jim Morrison

[@Highwaysonyfan87]

When Amir said "everyone that doesn't know Jake, get the fuck out" and people started leaving--I have not witnessed myself laugh so hard at a Jake and Amir video

[@lucozade8373]

The outtakes to this make this even better

[@slyricky9502]

Streeters face when Amir calls Shia an A list god is hilarious. 1:00

[@Bajabers]

Wait... Did Amir just say a stay was born? No, a star is CORN.

[@stanley-lg2lk]

"HANDS OFF THE BEEF!" what would we do without comedy

[@boliver30]

lol "don't eat my vest. I'm serious man! Don't eat my frickin vest"

[@17raysplays29]

I only just realized Streeter ment "Hands of Shia la beef."

[@bryanjess4552]

Jake only wanted to know where got that vest so he can shamefully buy one as well.

[@StarFoth]

Looks like you guys have trouble keeping a straight face. :P This show is so funny, you guys deserve my likes.

[@nderohan]

Hands off the beef!!!

[@GamersEternity]

Collegehumor has amazing writers, after so many years they still manage to write hilarious scripts, and the actors of Amir and Jake, that is just talent.

[@PatrickTeohCanada]

Oh this is a goodie

[@xX88B88Xx]

Julies husky voice!!!! Ouch!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@TurboPenguin201]

i just saw jake and amir today on the train. omg the excitement.

[@djrea4815]

Classic eater pie-fell

[@zaxypax]

3 years after Hardly Working: Ghost Stories, they reference it. Incredible.

[@sharpes5816]

"I'm on........... Your period we know" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@superpowers1234]

I SAW YOU BOTH TODAY ON THE TRAIN :# remember the kids who were like OMG its Jake and Amir. best day ever

[@TheJungleGamer]

HANDS OFF THE BEEF!

[@will420high4]

This one is my favorite! Good times!!

[@aneeshmenon1283]

Hilarious as hell.You rock Amir.

[@cookiesrain]

This is my fave jake and amir video of all time omg XD

[@XMinecraftxMessiahX]

I lost it when Amir said he killed an innocent child

[@PSYCHOPATHsam]

If you notice in the very last second before the sketch ends, Streeter's actually going in for a bite of his vest.

[@JulianZepeda13]

"I once killed an innocent child and I love mini-golf."-Amir

[@FeelGoodNic]

At the end when Amir is screaming, "Don't eat my vest," Streeter dips his head in and sticks his tongue out :D

[@somekindofabird-man7282]

HANDS OFF THE BEEF

[@drewdonahue123]

This may be the best Jake and Amir episode

[@mattyarden2484]

actually, in the state of new york, 17 is fine.

[@minartson]

In my country 14 is fine.

[@sambarker6141]

***** Gross, 14 year olds are children.

[@sambarker6141]

***** I wasn't calling you gross, I was calling the age of consent gross. And what she looks like is irrelevant.

[@minartson]

***** I have had people say that age of consent of 14 is gross before, I don't really care at all. It depends how you have been raised I guess on what laws. I knew a 14 year old girl who started dating a 26 year old man and they have been living together for like 4-5 years as an happy couple. So who am I to judge them.

[@awesomeguy2009]

In Canada, the age of consent is 16.

[@Madmagicanman1]

I was referring to asdf but I do think about being a conductor occasionally

[@Domidod1d]

At the very end when amir is saying dont eat my vest, streater is about to lick his vest

[@Willskull]

one of the most funny comedy videos ive eva seen xD re watching againkk

[@Nullllus]

2:47 The girl's not giving two shits about the killing.

[@Bobbleheads56]

Dis some of the funniest shit on the web

[@kevinfarrell9304]

streeter dont eat his freaking vest

[@scarlotty123]

Haha, oh the snowball effect. It is beautiful in its own right.

[@sectorcodec]

Hahahaha oh my god, Streeter's face at 2:49

[@digglebick]

Permission to say, ZOWIE you're purrty. Is this weird? youtube comment flirting? It's weird isn't it. I stand by it and shame on all of you

[@GetBodiedSon]

vanisher911 nah, it's weird

[@digglebick]

Eh, someday everyone including myself who's ever read this will die and it won't matter anymore.

[@sectorcodec]

vanisher911 Thanks. I get a surprising amount of hate actually. I don't know if it's even hate as much as just angry, mean-spirited comments.

[@digglebick]

Well, there's a possibility that you may be just the worst human being to have ever existed. All I've ever done was compliment your physical appearance. That being said, you don't seem so bad. Consider me a block of ego-boosting text.

[@Filthy94]

i cant stop watching these

[@TheEzzyMaster]

So here we are a few years later and we barely saw these interns, also I'm 16 and that girl is not 😂

[@timmy18ification]

Really great observational skills. Nice work man!

[@vlenzo5397]

... Bitch

[@Lucy-ng7cw]

Yeah, she's like 22

[@Nate_Soul]

Well you are 18 now and we still never saw these interns again :-)

[@JarkerousGaming]

and my favorite food is EVERYTHING

[@vismaitaneti2085]

who still watches in 2022

[@AlexAvgerinosWrestling]

Jim Morrison just chilling on that vest like it's no big deal.

[@sectorcodec]

Wow Julie is pretty. I love this video!

[@oohdannyboy]

She's Jakes fiance.

[@CH-qc5dh]

she's not

[@Last_Respecter]

She's Darren's finance.

[@AidanLMH]

Anyone notice Streeter's tongue going for Amir's vest at the end?

[@isaacsilva8045]

Dat first intern doe

[@dennman37]

yea

[@Kevin-tm3ju]

She’s 16 bro

[@gamegeorge2600]

When the caption that said subscribe for more Jake and Amir came up I nearly cried...

[@allysanimalchannel]

Is no one talking about how Amir said he and Jake were "in love"??

[@MrDirrtyg]

1 of my favorite new jake and amir truely funny

[@Pumbear]

"I shot three holes in one child"

[@jfogg61]

Thats not what he said. The fucking video is literally right there above you, how did you fuck this up?

[@2freshhobos]

Look at youuuuu sooo dashing

[@ComedyVault101]

Julie's real name is Julie Shain. You're welcome.

[@LimLamOfficial]

+ComedyVault101 Woah, hottie

[@ZenHuxtable]

Liam McGowan she's 50. thank you for saying she looks amazing.

[@dannyU2g]

who is julie? she's so pretty and has a beautiful voice

[@vg4life9616]

I like his Jim Morrison buttonXD

[@linnea6527]

Wow, I didn't even notice that.

[@Asdasty]

Cant believe i haven't seen this one

[@Mysticsloth]

*lol* 17 isn't fine in america? XD omg

[@yellville]

Abed: It's jeans. Geoffrey: Infinite Vest, abridged version

[@DendyJungle]

Streeter hates amir but he'll sometimes believe the shit he says

[@AtibaVV]

my first jake and amir video

[@barrspen]

I love the ongoing joke that Amir doesn’t know what jeans are

[@shawnTchelleth]

What the heck happened to Streeter? He used to be on every College Humor video i've seen. I loved the Prank Wars he had with Amir. Glad to finally see him

[@jessesanchez9998]

damn i wish 17 years old girls looked like that at my school

[@Rocky-gs6mb]

Nice.

[@55527777777]

Jesse Sanchez are u a teacher? 🤠

[@lrba5524]

Ew

[@Yaktopan]

This episode is great for many reasons, but the top 2 have to be Streeter Piefell, the "Fired" callback, and Amir saying him and Jake were in love.