How to be a Classical Musician

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@carlosiason9401
@carlosiason9401 5 жыл бұрын
Last step: Always remember that there’s always a 5 year old better than you. 🥺🥺🥺
@lingling8047
@lingling8047 5 жыл бұрын
*5 year old asian
@risa7467
@risa7467 5 жыл бұрын
the child prodigies
@doesexist2976
@doesexist2976 4 жыл бұрын
No a five year old that can play Paganini and Chopin
@kn1cs0
@kn1cs0 4 жыл бұрын
Who practices 40 hrs a day
@topic260
@topic260 4 жыл бұрын
I hate those kids
@SparklingSilverCurls
@SparklingSilverCurls 8 жыл бұрын
For real, I said, "it's a piece" immediately after they said "song". 4 years as a music major, this is so spot on!
@reginnna
@reginnna 7 жыл бұрын
Sparkling Silver Curls Saaame! I was triggered in sync with him XDD
@brenankean147
@brenankean147 7 жыл бұрын
Sparkling Silver Curls you sound like a bitch
@Tombee2
@Tombee2 6 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a song to me.
@liliagoldberg4246
@liliagoldberg4246 6 жыл бұрын
H
@TheJu051267
@TheJu051267 Жыл бұрын
10 years of clarinet experience definitely develops a "piece" of music knowledge in my brain
@Gamanga_DeathFlameHell
@Gamanga_DeathFlameHell 5 жыл бұрын
"you play violin no i play viola i have to go sorry" Twoset would approuve
@sukanyachakraborty9890
@sukanyachakraborty9890 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣yeah
@seanfan1500
@seanfan1500 5 жыл бұрын
This is literally 2set violin in a nutshell
@ランダムドイツ人
@ランダムドイツ人 5 жыл бұрын
Haha exactly 😂
@ohyeahyeah3567
@ohyeahyeah3567 5 жыл бұрын
Sean Fan does anyone no her name @ 2:35 ?
@christopherwayne5114
@christopherwayne5114 5 жыл бұрын
OH YEAH YEAH The girl in the background or next to him in the audience?
@mrsmuesli
@mrsmuesli 5 жыл бұрын
Ling Ling 40 hours at 3:00
@amberchong1735
@amberchong1735 5 жыл бұрын
TWOSETTER!
@e.hutchence-composer8203
@e.hutchence-composer8203 5 жыл бұрын
Step 19: constantly babble on about how good classical music is then feel sorry for the people who fail to appreciate the beauty
@liloruf2838
@liloruf2838 5 жыл бұрын
So! True!!!
@ahmedsalim3453
@ahmedsalim3453 5 жыл бұрын
⁦😂😂😂
@chease9132
@chease9132 5 жыл бұрын
Some people haven't heard the Barber adagio for strings and it shows
@sakushey
@sakushey 5 жыл бұрын
Lilo Ruf YES that‘s me
@arsenaldailytransfernews
@arsenaldailytransfernews 7 жыл бұрын
2:13, IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO REALISE HE IS USING THREE HANDS! THREE HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@gondametzger6146
@gondametzger6146 5 жыл бұрын
Ben Daly OMG
@nothinghere32
@nothinghere32 5 жыл бұрын
Oh I didn’t notice that 😱
@marywattu1782
@marywattu1782 5 жыл бұрын
classical musicians grow one extra hand (at least) for page turning and special techniques.
@BlueAcidball
@BlueAcidball 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing Here Me neither!
@lucifer4504
@lucifer4504 5 жыл бұрын
well it took me 1 second after reading your comment
@carlosalejandroalvarenga4913
@carlosalejandroalvarenga4913 7 жыл бұрын
"Unless you're 5 years old, it's too late to master violin" I'm not a violinist but that speaks to me on a deep level😂
@JoanKSX
@JoanKSX 5 жыл бұрын
I don't believe this. But this might not happen on me because I dislike the high pitches of violin and the awkward holding position and I always broke the strings of violin 😂. Of course, the main reason is I can't do proper vibrato on a violin 😂 But I definitely can do easily on double bass or cello and I started my first play on double bass was in my 13 years-old year. And I play a proper Twinkle Little Star like in a week on a double bass.
@brynjames3779
@brynjames3779 5 жыл бұрын
Lol i started violin when I was young but you wouldn’t know it
@smithy1578
@smithy1578 5 жыл бұрын
Me too Izzy James
@dianeczka1223
@dianeczka1223 5 жыл бұрын
I started to learn violin 2 weeks ago. I'm 25 And my teacher never told me i'm too old for this instrument.
@Lb_75.p13
@Lb_75.p13 5 жыл бұрын
@@JoanKSX vibrato is just practising for years , it's impossible to make one if you're a begginer
@Farklenut951
@Farklenut951 8 жыл бұрын
you forgot to mention that when you hear something you've performed in public, you have to let all non-musical types around you know that you know that you can play that piece :)
@cinnamii635
@cinnamii635 5 жыл бұрын
You missed “Do not throw your instrument at the audience when a cell phone starts to ring during your performance.”
@petrospaul528
@petrospaul528 5 жыл бұрын
You missed Ling-Ling practicing 40 hours a day.
@nefertitimontoya
@nefertitimontoya 5 жыл бұрын
WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
@lolimarceciliasilvarojas5466
@lolimarceciliasilvarojas5466 5 жыл бұрын
So you watch two set
@ellesaint1311
@ellesaint1311 5 жыл бұрын
I found a two set fan
@ohyeahyeah3567
@ohyeahyeah3567 5 жыл бұрын
Petros Paul anyone know her name @ 2:35 ?
@klavienova
@klavienova 5 жыл бұрын
I sweae Twoset is everywhere at this point
@heroium
@heroium 8 жыл бұрын
the viola part is so true
@jen6042
@jen6042 7 жыл бұрын
Sehunnie no....no...😠😠
@jen6042
@jen6042 7 жыл бұрын
the viola is magical
@Goriaas
@Goriaas 7 жыл бұрын
I think so too, but people who play viola are often considered reject-violinists, that "running joke" has been going on for hundreds of years
@captainpissoff1952
@captainpissoff1952 7 жыл бұрын
Sehunnie I watched that part like,10 times
@henrykwieniawski7233
@henrykwieniawski7233 6 жыл бұрын
Jenny Tanner Violin, and any other string instrument is better
@duolingoowo4855
@duolingoowo4855 5 жыл бұрын
“Learn how to transport your instrument.” Pianists: ;_;
@diesirae9223
@diesirae9223 5 жыл бұрын
No for the keyboard
@Yuki099
@Yuki099 5 жыл бұрын
Organists: `¬`
@oscarstephanedeniau1305
@oscarstephanedeniau1305 4 жыл бұрын
Octobassists
@pillowwood
@pillowwood 4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/eajOlp1tbrpmm80
@Pitta.Hashbrown
@Pitta.Hashbrown 4 жыл бұрын
pianist or vanish
@fincost3001
@fincost3001 8 жыл бұрын
Aww man I hate tuning the triangle
@NxBx-rp9lc
@NxBx-rp9lc 6 жыл бұрын
fin cost i know right?
@ellatraynor252
@ellatraynor252 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s super annoying.
@owenclough7156
@owenclough7156 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not a percussionist but just from me seeing people tune the triangle I dont ever want to experience that
@ankavoskuilen1725
@ankavoskuilen1725 5 жыл бұрын
I feel for you!
@priyeeshofonie9615
@priyeeshofonie9615 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@kazcul6317
@kazcul6317 6 жыл бұрын
The lack of pencils. I NEVER HAVE A PENCIL!!!! WHY OH WHY???????!!!
@moonman8450
@moonman8450 5 жыл бұрын
Nano_cats oh shit.... OH SHIT
@samcatchpoole2015
@samcatchpoole2015 5 жыл бұрын
I can relate so hard to this ahah Twoset violin should watch this
@Jay-S04
@Jay-S04 5 жыл бұрын
Dropspa I N T E R E S T I N G
@sukanyachakraborty9890
@sukanyachakraborty9890 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jay-S04 sacrilegious
@Azegreen
@Azegreen 8 жыл бұрын
Crippling self-doubt and fear of child prodigy.
@jeanreneephotography
@jeanreneephotography 8 жыл бұрын
Yes!! Lol
@lsvmsc
@lsvmsc 8 жыл бұрын
So accurate!!
@ryan.s3992
@ryan.s3992 8 жыл бұрын
John Lee like i was playing vivaldi conterto in A minor then i saw a 6 year old playing it :(
@PeoplepersonOG
@PeoplepersonOG 7 жыл бұрын
Jean B I'm all fine searching for other people playing the pieces I'm learning and then a five does it.
@feistyfinn9365
@feistyfinn9365 7 жыл бұрын
A Chinese girl rkted me... That's how I died..
@elizabethbentz216
@elizabethbentz216 8 жыл бұрын
Step #19: own only black dress clothes.
@heshanperera1581
@heshanperera1581 7 жыл бұрын
Sooo truee
@kmi7214
@kmi7214 7 жыл бұрын
Re darks Xd
@FuranoMusic
@FuranoMusic 7 жыл бұрын
...and constantly get mistaken for an undertaker during the summer months!
@pasijutaulietuviuesas9174
@pasijutaulietuviuesas9174 7 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Krickhahn Unless you're the soloist.
@lunari64_
@lunari64_ 7 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Krickhahn Unless you're in one of the weird bands where it's black and white. Greeeat.
@apotatoninja
@apotatoninja 8 жыл бұрын
i know the struggle of wire music stands, and counting pages of rests
@moelordkaito9891
@moelordkaito9891 8 жыл бұрын
thank god I'm a woodwind
@cross-eyedliszt5183
@cross-eyedliszt5183 8 жыл бұрын
I'm a pianist so life sucks xD
@moelordkaito9891
@moelordkaito9891 8 жыл бұрын
Piano Theorist at least your stand is on your instrument...
@SpicyCannoli
@SpicyCannoli 8 жыл бұрын
XD I know right. Cellist here, at least I have an excuse to not play standing?
@Kylie-ff4ln
@Kylie-ff4ln 8 жыл бұрын
oh my god yes as a cellist i love always getting to sit down
@dofayjiang971
@dofayjiang971 5 жыл бұрын
Step 19: watch classical comedy, like TwoSet Violin Step 40: attempt to become Ling Ling by practicing 40 hours a day, cry when you fail but keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep practicing
@JoanKSX
@JoanKSX 5 жыл бұрын
I highly recommend classical comedy Igudesman and Joo as well. They are terribly good 😂
@emmarl52
@emmarl52 5 жыл бұрын
YESSS WE STANNN
@certifiedluigi
@certifiedluigi 5 жыл бұрын
InTeReStInG
@sukanyachakraborty9890
@sukanyachakraborty9890 4 жыл бұрын
@@certifiedluigi sacrilegious
@sukanyachakraborty9890
@sukanyachakraborty9890 4 жыл бұрын
lamentable
@Jay-S04
@Jay-S04 6 жыл бұрын
When you finally finish and the conductor says “Let’s go over that one more time.”
@bellad5968
@bellad5968 5 жыл бұрын
bonus points for “last time guys I promise” and “okay let’s run this straight through without stopping”
@Jay-S04
@Jay-S04 5 жыл бұрын
Bella The Awesome also when the conductor stops RIGHT before the fun part
@emilyc.3243
@emilyc.3243 8 жыл бұрын
What's a similarity between a viola and a lawsuit? Everyone's glad when the case is finally closed
@darktea3744
@darktea3744 6 жыл бұрын
Ba dum tiss
@literallyagodactually9763
@literallyagodactually9763 6 жыл бұрын
Pretty fucking much
@Liam41235
@Liam41235 5 жыл бұрын
( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° )
@CaptainKek-ql6rf
@CaptainKek-ql6rf 5 жыл бұрын
as a violist, i can confirm
@James-hq3dz
@James-hq3dz 5 жыл бұрын
What's the difference between an onion and a viola? Nobody cries when you cut up a viola
@bigmansauce7607
@bigmansauce7607 8 жыл бұрын
That bit about wire music stands is the truest thing I've seen for a while
@norastrodamus
@norastrodamus 7 жыл бұрын
"Unless you're five years old, it's too late to master the violin" I started at 13 and I'm forever stuck sharing a desk with people who are much much younger than me. You have been warned.
@kenny-nix2317
@kenny-nix2317 5 жыл бұрын
Same but I started at 14. Now in orchestra when you have to have a stand partner, just about everyone's shorter than me so it's impossible to adjust the stand to where it's comfortable for both of us. The struggle is real.
@kenny-nix2317
@kenny-nix2317 5 жыл бұрын
@@emmakehely Good Luck!!!!
@Maggotz4bra1nz
@Maggotz4bra1nz 5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@yogeshtheist5528
@yogeshtheist5528 5 жыл бұрын
@@emmakehely c'mon darling I m 16 and I badly wanna learn violin and piano but I wasn't able to learn before nor will I be able to for the next few years but i still wanna learn well all the best for your lessons
@ekgrce6219
@ekgrce6219 5 жыл бұрын
Im thirteen and just started the cello everybody is so good and people ask me so how long have you been playing the cello and im just like emmmm, two monthsssss
@ofunne892
@ofunne892 7 жыл бұрын
“Something easy...” *grabs trumpet* Me: ahahahahahaha- no
@theq8688
@theq8688 6 жыл бұрын
Same. I think I should practice more.
@tyresehilton1593
@tyresehilton1593 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been playing trumpet for two months, can confirm
@hamburglar8794
@hamburglar8794 5 жыл бұрын
It may not be easy, but it isn’t a violin.
@lukasbormann4830
@lukasbormann4830 5 жыл бұрын
@@hamburglar8794 for me it was harder than violin🤔😂
@owenwatts4000
@owenwatts4000 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr the trombone jokes personally offend me 😂
@selenaxie3680
@selenaxie3680 5 жыл бұрын
As a viola player, I realized I'll never get a date. Lol
@Tef-ng4sk
@Tef-ng4sk 5 жыл бұрын
Good. You can use that time to practice.
@lonniepaulson7031
@lonniepaulson7031 5 жыл бұрын
I'm an amateur violinist who has heard all the viola jokes. I plan to buy a viola in the near future. I like that lower sound of the C-string. Composers need to write more solo work for the viola.
@wonderfurret8223
@wonderfurret8223 5 жыл бұрын
Not from experience or anything, but I think the key is to find an uncultured swine who knows nothing of music.
@sandhya2124
@sandhya2124 5 жыл бұрын
Viola gang! Atleast we’ll be forever alone together.
@lekuppi5950
@lekuppi5950 5 жыл бұрын
I play the viola and still got myself a veeery pretty girl 😁😏 How you ask? She is not that much into classical music and has litterally no sense of intonation 😂 so to her I am still a pro 😏😂
@jessl4244
@jessl4244 8 жыл бұрын
When people touch your instrument without consent ugh I hate that
@MrSottobanco
@MrSottobanco 8 жыл бұрын
That is sexual assault. You should file a report with the police.
@Breezely
@Breezely 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I'm happy to let them hold it or even try to play it if they ask and are respectful. But they'd better not touch without asking.
@SodaPop275
@SodaPop275 8 жыл бұрын
I play the piano. And of course, everyone thinks they can "play the piano". I'll be sitting down trying to get down some complicated harmony and person x will pop up and be like oh hey I can play this! And commence beating random notes out of it
@bach_in_a_minuet8700
@bach_in_a_minuet8700 7 жыл бұрын
saudamini oke Ikr! One of my worst pet peeves is when people think they can play fur Elise and they pretty much bang the keys down, have awful rhythm, and only play the first 16 bars or so
@davidcheon2582
@davidcheon2582 7 жыл бұрын
and then a jazz piano player comes and shreds your piano to pieces.
@matthewbradshaw8017
@matthewbradshaw8017 8 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the internal section jeolousy of the first chair. Also the fear of losing original sheet music (ie. not photocopied and expensive)
@felixhushpup2545
@felixhushpup2545 8 жыл бұрын
final steps: always cry after practicing and decide to trade your soul for good technique and intonation
@lsvmsc
@lsvmsc 8 жыл бұрын
so accurate!
@katiekilgore6918
@katiekilgore6918 8 жыл бұрын
And good tone...
@loreleicruz9391
@loreleicruz9391 7 жыл бұрын
So true
@СемёнСемёнов-ы1ь
@СемёнСемёнов-ы1ь 5 жыл бұрын
*...THIS THING MUST BE OUT OF TUNE...* Finally, a worthwhile triangle gag!
@ethancheung2696
@ethancheung2696 5 жыл бұрын
Семён Семёнов Really though if your triangle sounds like that, it’s time to get a new triangle Source: am percussionist
@Steph-3979
@Steph-3979 5 жыл бұрын
1:33 Step 9 is TwoSet approved! Update: this whole video is TwoSet's entire channel in 4 minutes. Brett and Eddy should react to it!
@philbalint2410
@philbalint2410 7 жыл бұрын
I once went to this concert and I was a little late so I missed the first piece. When I got there the guy at the front said I could go in so I did not notice the pianist was about to start this huge Schubert sonata and I jut walked in and everybody, even the pianist stared at me for like 10 seconds that it took me to sit down. the most awkward moment ever
@uberkyla
@uberkyla 8 жыл бұрын
You guys don't get enough credit for your amazing videos. They're too funny and very well directed and scripted. Great comedic actors as well.
@diragusa
@diragusa 8 жыл бұрын
+Kyla Anderson just a bit inaccurate on how the instruments are held or played in some spots.
@uberkyla
@uberkyla 8 жыл бұрын
Oh, I'm well aware. I just like how funny they are! :)
@dannyevans89
@dannyevans89 8 жыл бұрын
How to be a classical musician? Stop watching this video and go practice scales :)
@finnp5132
@finnp5132 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Evans 😭😭😭😭😭dont remind me....... i know they have a minor third and i never get the raised 6th.....
@elizabethwalker3344
@elizabethwalker3344 7 жыл бұрын
Ew get out
@ponyonoodles6568
@ponyonoodles6568 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Evans SCALES!
@novaturient4404
@novaturient4404 7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Evans arpeggios Ooops gotta go practice my chopin brb
@keerthanakamalakannan5595
@keerthanakamalakannan5595 5 жыл бұрын
You missed severely hating every time you play a piece because you overanalyzed every single mistake you make and concluded your performance was a disaster. Fun!
@isaaccalle598
@isaaccalle598 5 жыл бұрын
Can we get brett and eddy to react to this PLEASE!
@khongthefork
@khongthefork 8 жыл бұрын
Almost choked on my noodles
@hammish1246
@hammish1246 6 жыл бұрын
KhongtheFork WithaKnife NoSpoon I
@sabrinaschantz
@sabrinaschantz 6 жыл бұрын
"Charles you about made me choke on my Italian cuisine!*
@kirgy991
@kirgy991 6 жыл бұрын
KhongtheFork WithaKnife NoSpoon are the noodles ok
@nikmikhalev3028
@nikmikhalev3028 8 жыл бұрын
Wow, you actually started making videos
@ifhtfilms
@ifhtfilms 8 жыл бұрын
+Nik Mikhalev Damn, y'all are savage!
@230leo8
@230leo8 8 жыл бұрын
+IFHT guys, for that part of Italian Jargons, you forgot "Forte" P.S.: I'm italian..
@alumnagirl
@alumnagirl 8 жыл бұрын
+BASSKILLER FORTISSIMO!
@tech-lo1711
@tech-lo1711 8 жыл бұрын
+Shorty Stories FORTE FORTISSIMO
@michael.d.
@michael.d. 8 жыл бұрын
also vivacissimamente. basically all Italian adjectives, and a bunch of French and German ones too.
@lynncai587
@lynncai587 8 жыл бұрын
the practice thing is so true. Before going to the concert hall/theater/other venue: practice. Arrive early before call time: practice. Post-call time break: still practicing. Right before getting on stage: practice.
@archthelark
@archthelark 5 жыл бұрын
Step 19 drop thousands of dollars to buy a new instrument.
@samnoble1654
@samnoble1654 5 жыл бұрын
A few years ago my school band teacher literally got the whole band to watch this on a phone screen
@ab76254
@ab76254 8 жыл бұрын
Hey guys if anyone is wondering about the pieces in the background here's a list I made: 0:00 - Symphony No. 5 Movement I by L. van Beethoven 0:26 - The Blue Danube Waltz by Johann Strauss II 1:09 - Nocturne in C-sharp Minor by Frederic Chopin (posthumous) 1:19 - Pizzicato from Sylvia by Léo Delibes 1:34 - Nocturne in E-flat Major Op. 9 No. 2 by Frederic Chopin 1:45 - Sonata in C Major No. 16 Movement I by W. A. Mozart 2:17 - Mystery String Quartet that I literally cannot find for the life of me (Mozart? Haydn? I have no idea..) 2:36 - Eine kleine Nachtmusik Movement I by W. A. Mozart 2:53 - Pizzicato from Sylvia by Léo Delibes (Again! But near the end of the piece this time) 3:16 - Spring from Four Seasons by Antonio Vivaldi (further into the piece, not at the beginning) 3:52 - Finale from 1812 Overture by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky Anyway, great job you guys, I love your videos! :)
@carlosemilianocastro7659
@carlosemilianocastro7659 7 жыл бұрын
alexbrave1 I knkw this was a year ago but the piece at around 1:09 is actually Nocturne No. 20 in C# Major by Chopin.
@carlosemilianocastro7659
@carlosemilianocastro7659 7 жыл бұрын
*know
@heshanperera1581
@heshanperera1581 7 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! My life is complete
@simaanhabib2638
@simaanhabib2638 7 жыл бұрын
Carlos Emiliano Castro No. I played this piece both on piano and violin, and it is C# minor, undoubtedly.
@carlosemilianocastro7659
@carlosemilianocastro7659 7 жыл бұрын
Simaan Habib ya sorry i looked at the wrong time my mistake😂
@Myuu
@Myuu 8 жыл бұрын
Love it! Reminds me of my days at Uni.
@cantavanda
@cantavanda 8 жыл бұрын
+myuuji Hello there! Nice to see you here. I'm glad you enjoyed this too.
@pucknanimal
@pucknanimal 8 жыл бұрын
Bravo, on the viola joke. Well played.
@davidtube298
@davidtube298 6 жыл бұрын
You can always learn how to play the violin i am 16 and when i was 14 i started to play a violin and learned it in under a year...i practiced 2 to 3 hours in a day...when you want something..just dont stop and fight for that what you want...
@joeplavin
@joeplavin 5 жыл бұрын
Cool buddy
@dacoconutnut9503
@dacoconutnut9503 5 жыл бұрын
0:51 "babe, I need you" "I can't, my tuba also needs me" 3:15 relatable, I guess 3:25 HOLY SHIT 😂 3:58 he looks very *PIECED* with that guy
@joeplavin
@joeplavin 5 жыл бұрын
Pieced?
@dacoconutnut9503
@dacoconutnut9503 4 жыл бұрын
@@joeplavin pissed
@dana-vb1bp
@dana-vb1bp 8 жыл бұрын
forgot recital anxiety and irrational fear of younger kids being able to play better than you!
@lit_wick
@lit_wick 8 жыл бұрын
hey sehun
@octobercoffee2714
@octobercoffee2714 8 жыл бұрын
+mrsteven ikr sehun exo
@juliyanmartinez3785
@juliyanmartinez3785 8 жыл бұрын
i think that fear is pretty rational lol
@petrusmalk
@petrusmalk 8 жыл бұрын
I am now 32 and fuck, there are a lot of kids playing better than me.
@serenidyx2582
@serenidyx2582 8 жыл бұрын
ikr it's like if you're not one of the best especially when you can't afford a tutor, you're fucked. That little eight year old will steal your job if you fuck up.
@jeffreycliff922
@jeffreycliff922 8 жыл бұрын
Well that was a waste of 4 minutes I could have been practicing.
@diragusa
@diragusa 8 жыл бұрын
+Jeffrey Cliff i love this comment
@evangelinevice5153
@evangelinevice5153 7 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Cliff LOL
@RinaYamamotoviolin
@RinaYamamotoviolin 7 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever
@herkules593
@herkules593 7 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Cliff topkek
@carterday6243
@carterday6243 7 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Cliff 😂😂
@MadhavMalhotra
@MadhavMalhotra 8 жыл бұрын
*learn how to tell what EVERY single instrument is by looking at their case*
@Cracrayglitterbug
@Cracrayglitterbug 6 жыл бұрын
Yup
@Ritermann
@Ritermann 6 жыл бұрын
The comedic timing of these videos are insanely great :D
@flow_987
@flow_987 5 жыл бұрын
Step Ling Ling: practice 40 hours a day.
@Composer1992
@Composer1992 8 жыл бұрын
Don't forget it's "motes-art", not "Moe Zart"!
@admiralarthur1315
@admiralarthur1315 6 жыл бұрын
Andrew Wrangell Music hey sheet music boss
@urmorph
@urmorph 6 жыл бұрын
And Pachelbel is accented on the second syllable. Leave Tchaikovsky's first name and patronymic to the professionals. Is Reger the only composer with a palindromic surname? Why? (Limit your answer to 10,000 words or less.) Why were you even born? Speaking of being born, save learning the French horn for your next reincarnation, if you don't return as a cockroach. Q: How long does a harp stay in tune? A: 20 minutes, or until someone opens a door, whichever comes first. As any ancient Roman could tell you, the two hardest things in the world are getting a musician to play, and getting him to stop. Sometimes the only way is with a sledgehamme
@palosnes3147
@palosnes3147 6 жыл бұрын
Motes sure has some good art
@rajeshmohanty2070
@rajeshmohanty2070 6 жыл бұрын
@@palosnes3147 Wolfie!!
@carlos_adventures9018
@carlos_adventures9018 5 жыл бұрын
It’s mostly art
@ifhtfilms
@ifhtfilms 8 жыл бұрын
Behind the scenes: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kH6zZGuYap2Nl5I
@MagicNarWhal672
@MagicNarWhal672 7 жыл бұрын
You forgot that your personality is defined by your instrument
@olive5671
@olive5671 5 жыл бұрын
1:39... Before I knew Twosetviolin, I didn't get it... now it's impossible to miss. Thanks Twosetviolin!
@michaelconstant4462
@michaelconstant4462 5 жыл бұрын
You got everything right I lost my shit at the part about avoiding wire stands that is so true 🤣🤣👌🏼👏🏼
@JoanKSX
@JoanKSX 5 жыл бұрын
We had domino effect 😭
@lukasbalestracci2567
@lukasbalestracci2567 8 жыл бұрын
You missed the bane of all saxes and woodwinds.... the broken reed.
@arandomperson2017
@arandomperson2017 8 жыл бұрын
...except flutes haha
@jimgilbert2340
@jimgilbert2340 8 жыл бұрын
Lukas Balestracci Not a problem on bari sax
@DonutMaster56
@DonutMaster56 7 жыл бұрын
Lukas Balestracci All reed instruments*
@madix23490
@madix23490 7 жыл бұрын
Don't know why you put saxes in a different category than woodwinds because they are also woodwinds. But yea, broken reeds just suck sometimes because sometimes your grow connected to your favorite reed and then it breaks
@clover2556
@clover2556 6 жыл бұрын
Double reeds
@poodleyg1
@poodleyg1 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I'm a little hurt that #17 didn't feature the double reed section (I am a bassoonist/contrabassoonist, and we double-reeders typically exhibit the "blame your instrument/reed" behavior; Not I, though...). Aside from my weird & reedy rant , you guys rock, and thaks again for dragging this peculiar lifestyle/career into the social media mix!
@novaa1032
@novaa1032 8 жыл бұрын
Final step: spend all your money buying said instruments.
@georgiam4764
@georgiam4764 5 жыл бұрын
"unless you're 5 years old, it's too late to Master the violin" ..... Ouch..... 😂 This one got me
@vari1535
@vari1535 5 жыл бұрын
Step 20: Realize that there are too many step 19's so you kinda have to be different
@Nicolas.Vincent
@Nicolas.Vincent 8 жыл бұрын
"Can you practise somewhere else?" "I can't. I gotta practise." XD
@cl502004
@cl502004 8 жыл бұрын
I am a Vocal Performance major and you guess hit everything right on the money! Good job guys!
@jamesaugust976
@jamesaugust976 8 жыл бұрын
Develop weird hygienic habits to protect your instrument
@samkoelemeijer2517
@samkoelemeijer2517 6 жыл бұрын
You are NEVER too old to learn ANY instrument 😊
@asiam8615
@asiam8615 5 жыл бұрын
I read it as "HOW TO BE A CLASSICAL MUSEUM" I was like 'oh, that's cool, that's new, that- oh...'
@FrumpybutSuperSmart
@FrumpybutSuperSmart 8 жыл бұрын
The last bit was the best.
@_ytnahs
@_ytnahs 8 жыл бұрын
"This thing must be out of tune. I don't make mistakes."
@EenGamer.
@EenGamer. 8 жыл бұрын
Finaly another vid keep up the work
@lukerichmond1319
@lukerichmond1319 5 жыл бұрын
"unless you're five years old it's to late to master violin" Me who started at 15: whoopies
@sofiavallejo9467
@sofiavallejo9467 4 жыл бұрын
Luke Richmond 💔
@imagoodlad2905
@imagoodlad2905 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@jaddyd424
@jaddyd424 3 жыл бұрын
Never knew Matt owned a Pistons jersey and jacket. I’m coincidentally also a Pistons fan, so that’s pretty dope
@Monkeyzforever
@Monkeyzforever 8 жыл бұрын
You missed commenting about reeds, there are so many things you could have said, like: realise that your favourite reed has broken just before the concert and you haven't been playing the others so you are going to sound horrible. Also, some mention about calling people by their instrument. "I was talking to the clarinet the other day...." :P
@animegirl1377
@animegirl1377 8 жыл бұрын
+Monkeyzforever so true! and how you blame everything on your reed or when you squeak you look at your instrument like its crazy and how expensive nice reeds are!
@jakebeckman2344
@jakebeckman2344 8 жыл бұрын
"Learn how to transport your instrument." Yeah, moving a 700lb piano with wires under hundreds of pounds of tension should be easy to learn.
@TheMrBadiM
@TheMrBadiM 8 жыл бұрын
PianoGuys doint that :)
@Dooms-Daisy
@Dooms-Daisy 6 жыл бұрын
Jake Beckman I had to carry the timpani across campus
@Scotty0011
@Scotty0011 8 жыл бұрын
Clapping enthusiastically between movements!
@diragusa
@diragusa 8 жыл бұрын
+Scotty0011 YES!
@jameslightowler9010
@jameslightowler9010 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite piece is Bach's Brandenburg concerto No.3 because it's so cheerful
@NeomiNemeth
@NeomiNemeth 5 жыл бұрын
""Unless you're 5 yrs old, it's too late to master violin" NOT true if you're an adult Ling-Ling wannabe and practice 40 hrs a day 😂
@olive5671
@olive5671 5 жыл бұрын
well there are the true linglings who practiced 40 hrs a day since they were a fetus.... no one will be as good as them
@thumbsup5524
@thumbsup5524 4 жыл бұрын
INSERTYOURNAME YT thats no excuse 40 or youre not worthy
@herb_rolls
@herb_rolls 8 жыл бұрын
omg the song you used at 1:45 is a piece i actually played and hearing it again gave me war flashbacks
@ccccoooooollll
@ccccoooooollll 8 жыл бұрын
+rowyal i love this song XDDDD
@herb_rolls
@herb_rolls 8 жыл бұрын
ccccoooooollll well i did also say piece so
@ccccoooooollll
@ccccoooooollll 8 жыл бұрын
yes i know but i wanted to join the joke XD
@saboo_tage
@saboo_tage 8 жыл бұрын
18 violists disliked this video.
@emberkley6135
@emberkley6135 8 жыл бұрын
+Xyko and this violist liked it
@diragusa
@diragusa 8 жыл бұрын
+Xyko and one flutist
@piersjholden
@piersjholden 7 жыл бұрын
Sugarless it's called a flautist, how do.you not know that??
@feistyfinn9365
@feistyfinn9365 7 жыл бұрын
I also disliked it
@TheandroidR
@TheandroidR 8 жыл бұрын
"... what did we miss?" The barely existing job opportunities.
@Eipakh
@Eipakh 8 жыл бұрын
+TheandroidR they kind of had that with auditions
@gavanmcvey1067
@gavanmcvey1067 4 жыл бұрын
two set needs to watch this!!!!!
@diamondemerald116
@diamondemerald116 7 жыл бұрын
Too late for violin? How... Dare... You...
@benjaminlindemann4107
@benjaminlindemann4107 5 жыл бұрын
No you can master it
@jamieboynton2552
@jamieboynton2552 8 жыл бұрын
we need more mountain biking!
@ifhtfilms
@ifhtfilms 8 жыл бұрын
+Jamie Boynton Lots of ideas. But we have other fans to please :)
@sheepinspace9983
@sheepinspace9983 8 жыл бұрын
+IFHT in which ways? yes i am a pretty dirty person.
@FuzzyJammer
@FuzzyJammer 8 жыл бұрын
We don't need mountain biking, we need moar road biking!
@alejandro_a
@alejandro_a 8 жыл бұрын
we need BMX ^^
@somerandomblobfuck7442
@somerandomblobfuck7442 7 жыл бұрын
Jamie Boynton YES WE DO !!!
@jeffreywright5444
@jeffreywright5444 8 жыл бұрын
Own a instrument worth more than your car.
@bellad5968
@bellad5968 5 жыл бұрын
or more than your life
@NathanHacker
@NathanHacker 8 жыл бұрын
it was really funny guys i loved it
@miIk1.0
@miIk1.0 8 жыл бұрын
Yes
@teapotpiggy
@teapotpiggy 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for reminding me I'm already a classical musician after stopping for a few years 😂 this was too funny.
@LivingGuy484
@LivingGuy484 6 жыл бұрын
I found that the most relatable part was "It's not a song, it's a PIECE!"
@LucasBeidler
@LucasBeidler 8 жыл бұрын
Why does everyone see trumpet as the go to easy instrument? it's a lot harder than people imagine for something with 3 valves to push.
@esauponce9759
@esauponce9759 8 жыл бұрын
+Lucas Beidler True.
@akulaphillips8167
@akulaphillips8167 8 жыл бұрын
Trumpets easy the cornet is where the struggle is at jk
@tudorarada46
@tudorarada46 7 жыл бұрын
Lucas Beidler Not easy just much easier than other ones
@chrysy7861
@chrysy7861 7 жыл бұрын
Idk, I have been playing since I was 10, now i'm 17. Still a challenge but I love playing trumpet ❤️🎺
@tomasgonzales
@tomasgonzales 7 жыл бұрын
What? I thought they were being sarcastic, isn't trumpet like the hardest brass?
@Phantom95179
@Phantom95179 8 жыл бұрын
I love these XD
@moofey
@moofey 8 жыл бұрын
Step 16 = so true: Rest 7 bars, rest 8 bars, rest 13 bars, (note), rest 14 bars...
@lavia7151
@lavia7151 6 жыл бұрын
OK, i'm Italian, and your pronunce was so funny 😂
@krysztof6917
@krysztof6917 5 жыл бұрын
Girl: I play Viola Guy: runs away Also him: *PLAYS VIOLA FOR AUDITION*
@ignatiusstablishmentariani7721
@ignatiusstablishmentariani7721 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he sounded like shit
@carlosalejandroalvarenga4913
@carlosalejandroalvarenga4913 7 жыл бұрын
Them: Ugh, that was out of tune me: IT IS AN ACCIDENTAL!!!
@theunicyclingbook570
@theunicyclingbook570 8 жыл бұрын
Double Basses: You will always have trouble with steps 6, 9, and 16. I'm terribly sorry.
@monique_c1
@monique_c1 8 жыл бұрын
You forgot A) Getting rosin all over your black clothes B) Spending sooo much money on accesories C) Getting frustrated when you can't get a part and throwing your music D) The constant bombardment of people asking if they can play your instrument E) Spending your life savings on an instrument
@couch_philosoph3325
@couch_philosoph3325 8 жыл бұрын
F) finally give in to someone begging you to play for them and then be 5 times worse than when youre practising alone
@monique_c1
@monique_c1 8 жыл бұрын
+Rafaela Scheiwiller True
@scardragon115
@scardragon115 8 жыл бұрын
+mauleycarley Your so right and when you take your instrument home to play in the back yard your scared its gonna sound weird to other pple
@amyluke8892
@amyluke8892 8 жыл бұрын
+Monique Cauley crying because of superiors and their crushing skills
@evanauer3673
@evanauer3673 8 жыл бұрын
brilliant ideas!
@angustimmins4749
@angustimmins4749 Жыл бұрын
I love those bow holds, top notch
@nicholascarter9546
@nicholascarter9546 5 жыл бұрын
I love that he was playing vibes with timpani mallets and wasn't holding the triangle right
@calebtuskossmann
@calebtuskossmann 8 жыл бұрын
You guys should do "How to be a Jazz Musician"
@diragusa
@diragusa 8 жыл бұрын
+Caleb Ossmann should they? really?
@fungling7982
@fungling7982 6 жыл бұрын
ur not supposed to puff out your cheeks when playing trumpet lol
@LotusCZ
@LotusCZ 8 жыл бұрын
How To Be A Freerunner Please! ;)
@Swim4haru
@Swim4haru 8 жыл бұрын
You're never too late to master the violin
@Breezely
@Breezely 8 жыл бұрын
Spoken like a young person. Try it at age 60. You might get by, but you'll never master it.
@Swim4haru
@Swim4haru 8 жыл бұрын
Breezely You might master it at least at 70
@choomahinducer2520
@choomahinducer2520 8 жыл бұрын
6 years too late, buddy...
@elmore707
@elmore707 7 жыл бұрын
I started at 23 almost a year ago, sure I´ll never be a pro musician but 99% of people who start lessons as kids wont either lol im just in it for the beauty and fun.l
@wolfie8748
@wolfie8748 7 жыл бұрын
With t he right kind of practise and consistency you can achieve anything but the real thing is sticking to it.
@gondametzger6146
@gondametzger6146 5 жыл бұрын
the sound of two brass instruments hitting each other/ mouthpieces dropping
@camdenburke3039
@camdenburke3039 4 жыл бұрын
Ive emailed two set like 2 times telling them they should watch this video. To good
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