How To Be An American

[@bert3840]

Not ONCE did he mention “Deep fry”, “Cheeseburger”, or “Apple Pie.”

[@dothedeed]

All on sticks

[@sorryforbeingbrutallyhonest]

Ah, that’s true!

[@riggsmonfort2734]

People dont talk enough about apple pie like its so good

[@sorryforbeingbrutallyhonest]

Riggs Monfort Totally.

[@liamknez1325]

Or pew die pie

[@glenmarmurallon6580]

"If you don't have an American flag in your front yard you might be a commie" lol

[@WanderingLoner1]

Well it's true, he also said "might be".

[@heymemesaregreat551]

He actually said “must be”

[@mannygutierrez9192]

They're most likely commies

[@juliennguyen9518]

That's me lol=)) I dont have the flag and I am a commie lol

[@juliennguyen9518]

@Frank Atavar I'm Viet actually=)))

[@djlesinski7978]

"do they have oil?" Most accurate part of this video

[@avacatototo]

@Frank Atavar clearly don't act like lol

[@likaboss7654]

Lol, I think America is a net exporter

[@sungh00nzz]

more like “do they have guns”

[@unclebruce3045]

So....i guess you guys are gonna need some "freedom" to go with that oil. 🙃😄😂

[@mikerasmusson8749]

@@likaboss7654 It was until Biden destroyed the oil industry.

[@red3703]

Wait, Canada exists? I thought that was one of those myths they told kids like how vegetables are healthy.

[@narratamisenpai5226]

I'm Canadian and this comment made my day...Ww𐤔ʷ 🤣ّ ʷ𐤔wW & I love vegetables!

[@eunac3037]

Aw flip, I saw that somewhere before and I can't remember where it's from-

[@WanderingLoner1]

Ha Ha... Very funny :/

[@ibtsamahmad153]

Go_Boston man just f you

[@Allandeverythingphotos]

@mega smega just buy and M4 and bald eagle,Move to the south and that’s the American Dream.

[@jarettiechroeb1399]

"History began july 4th 1776. Everything before that was a mistake."

[@Justsomerandomname]

Not Fake parkinson rec buddy! Lol

[@worldsmostretardedperson]

Actually it started 2nd of July

[@jarettiechroeb1399]

@@worldsmostretardedperson that is true

[@rozbugg]

*July 2nd

[@gannonjohnson9546]

Ron Swanson

[@calix7333]

Um, excuse me, all Americans do not own a pet eagle. We each have thirteen pet eagles to represent the thirteen original colonies. Get your facts straight, Canada.

[@calix7333]

I can't tell if I'm missing the sarcasm in your comment or if you're missing the sarcasm in my comment.

[@suhgar]

I will take notes eh

[@venomtang]

Lmao u win

[@mynemsad]

At least I know that your just being sarcastic and supportive everyone else doesn’t know that that’s a joke comment

[@timbuktu8069]

We have one for each state. But I'm sad. I don't know what to do with the one that represents California.

[@Hello-ek7md]

*Step 29:* When a cop approaches you, whip out your phone and scream, “I kNoW mY rIgHtS!”

[@billymanson1790]

Hay we don’t talk bout that part of us those people are Liberals and should go... extinct. For you non Americans a liberal is a Nazi that doesn’t like guns and what’s the Govt to take our rights

[@hamzasami8362]

@@billymanson1790 Can't blame them. Us Canadian live in peace with very little amount of the public owning guns. It's pretty easy, public doesn't have guns, gun related incidents are very rare. The police have a sidearm but rarely ever need to use it. You like guns? Go spend a day in the shooting range or get yourself a license for one.

[@billymanson1790]

Hamza Sami a lot of gun “violence”/ gun deaths are citizens using there firearm to defend/ protect there property it’s just the social-media and the news show it in a bad way

[@hamzasami8362]

@@billymanson1790 well guess what, if the defender and the attacker didn't have access to weapons, the chances of anything happening will drop significantly in the first place. I understand your point of view but when comparing a country whom operates differently in terms of gun control; The liberals are correct. It's not a fun thing to swallow, but it's the reality.

[@tdub6542]

💀💀

[@momo.netorare898]

I’m stealing “of course I’m free this is America” whenever someone asks me if I’m available to do something

[@WanderingLoner1]

Me too, i'd say "i'm always free".

[@tonikronpass_15]

I use this in Germany from now on, but mixed with Russia, so it's accurate: " Of course I'm free for my comrade!, this is socialism"

[@everettbernard5741]

i cant use that one

[@jacksonkendrick943]

You’re measuring system is completely off we measure in Big Macs per bald eagle

[@sarahk2722]

We measure everything in football fields and Hiroshima bombs. If it can’t be measured with those it’s not worth measuring.

[@brysengarner1204]

Those measurements put a flag on the Moon so....

[@Stewpot864]

Dont forget diabetes per obese bald eagle

[@dandy2824]

ItsGama lol

[@dandy2824]

Sarah Khorshidian Lol

[@Vanalovan]

Fuck yeah, tUeSdAy is my favorite holiday of the year!

[@nynysplosion3138]

Tuesday! USA! Tuesday! USA!

[@cherierondeau5284]

best comment rotlmao

[@UrHarryHighness]

Yaaass USA!!!

[@eveningdim7167]

+chérie rondeau Agreed

[@DimishaRodgers]

I thought that was random until I saw this comment.. OH! That is soo smart. hahaha. Not only will I celebrate Friday Eve, but now Tuesday! Thanks guys!

[@vatoperro249]

This video is 1776% Accurate

[@caesarvi1803]

A lot of nasty comments. But you sir, just made my day🇺🇸

[@randomman2452]

T10A25M 1 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@TheCrimsonLord]

No it’s 2018% accurate

[@KristenStPeter-xe5tj]

@@TheCrimsonLord 1776 the year the revolutionary war started. You probably already knew that but yeet.

[@KillerWolf-zy5rf]

T10A25M 1 I hate you

[@Opal7777]

Dont forget: kinder eggs are the most dangerous killing machines on Earth, but guns are safe fun for everyone

[@rawleighsellers4525]

yeahhhhhh

[@billymanson1790]

Exactly, I love guns I just bout a Armalite rifle chambers in 5.56 It is a beast.

[@Odd_Ball69]

Billymanson 1 nice bro I’m getting one for my b day

[@billymanson1790]

Hero Hayden Sweet

[@joeydr1497]

Ha ha ha wait seriously

[@CBCFilms]

You forgot about breakfast. Bacon, bacon, bacon, some more bacon, a .50 cal round, bacon.

[@whovianwolf]

You missed that the fact that most of America descended from us great British people on the other side of the Atlantic and that we are the better country and should rule over the US again but giving them the supposed power to vote for their rights so they don't disobey and try to gain independence from the superior united Kingdom. Jk Jk being honest I would love to move to America for the big trucks and second amendment but your healthcare system needs improvement and I would have the union flag up instead of the stars and stripes

[@CBCFilms]

whovian wolf, hahaha! And don't forget that everyone here thinks their penis is bigger than an aircraft carrier! (Yes, even the women) 😂😂

[@CBCFilms]

Dragoon Z, Amen to bacon!

[@theofficialexpert]

CCVFX - Cousteau Christopher VFX I'm on a kosher diet

[@tommyg2543]

CCVFX - Cousteau Christopher VFX and sausage, big , thick, sausage.

[@georgerodriguez2625]

I love celebrating Tuesday!

[@katethewolf88]

SAME

[@iamsueshii8529]

I’m the only American who doesn’t know what happens on Tuesday

[@JCBidoof]

It's da best holiday

[@MrToasty4]

SAME

[@jennyknopps1291]

@ClassicFreak Umm No, the best Holiday would be Friday Night.

[@cryptichex6943]

You forgot to add "Make fun of Canadians and how polite we are”

[@ryanm2279]

It's fun though

[@ryanm2279]

James B nah, pretty polite to everyone else still

[@ryanm2279]

DJ Lime AniZar sloppy, thats new. Still pretty polite compared to what I've heard before.

[@wasd7819]

i'm not an american and my first canadian friend wasn't very polite and friendly

[@marcog5163]

ur dumb

[@tylerkihut8328]

You forgot to add “brag about your military”

[@runner05]

I’ve never once heard anyone in America brag about that

[@yourneighborhoodwierdo8349]

@@runner05 same. nobody does it unless asked for

[@jrcook-394]

@@yourneighborhoodwierdo8349 Really? Cause a lot of us have the impression that the us military is the only reason anyone is allowed to say the word freedom

[@yourneighborhoodwierdo8349]

@@jrcook-394 it's not the only reason. but it's one of them

[@lukedowney8212]

America's military is fuckin badass

[@petapeta752]

Teacher: A bullet can travel at 300 miles per second Students: how fast is that? Teacher: about 2 and a half American football fields

[@sidneysoup5969]

I thought it was 3 and a half, my bad:(

[@pi2z806]

300 miles per second? dang

[@RenTheGreat]

Pi2z more like bang.

[@pi2z806]

lol

[@chricechiu3673]

I don't think a bullet is that fast as the velocity needed to enter space is only 5 miles a second. What you mean is probably 300 metres a second.

[@venividivivi]

I was about to comment about how false the suing thing was, until I remembered that there was a man who waited four hours for a large hanging "P" in a Walmart "Pharmacy" sign to fall on his head so he could sue them. You can go fact check that. It's true.

[@vivacious-hq1bx]

Did it ever fall on him?

[@venividivivi]

For the record, it did.

[@thomaswaller8195]

Vivian Wang you forgot about the lady who sued for 3 million dollars because she spilled coffee on herself

[@gamerisrbija]

T W,My god,this is why I don't like Americans,look up the case yourself,heck,Adam Ruins Everything has a whole episode on the campaign the companies led against the poor woman.

[@aamgdp]

Does it sound utterly unprobable and ridiculous? was it in america? -yeah it happened

[@commissar_3795]

>Says drive a tank >shows a Canadian tank

[@gregorsamsa52]

I see you are man of history as well

[@abisairuiz8312]

glad im not the only one who noticed it

[@villa1n663]

lol

[@Corsair872]

Yeah it’s the M5 Grizzly

[@riograndelocos9639]

The cheapest one

[@scorptile3137]

When you were naming the states you forgot to say Minnesota: the state that wants to be just like Canada

[@inactiveaccount6884]

Minnesota: The Grand Theft Auto Online version of Canada without passive mode.

[@super-ju9ew]

and Wisconsin the cheese and beer state

[@super-ju9ew]

The Canada state

[@liferestarter2.043]

Canada, but it's American

[@juliancastillo9570]

Being from minnesota, i can confirm this

[@jackeverett1023]

I'm American and I'm not even offended this was beautiful 😂

[@black-op345gaming5]

No one should be offend (cause it's all jokes and stereotypes)

[@ananimationfan2729]

Same

[@User-xw6kd]

most were actually positive things

[@venomtang]

😂👌

[@man-zv3zf]

Jade F. There is u. And then there are other people. You are the type of people people want around

[@xinhengc]

Only know one language

[@residentalien818]

We speak American!

[@redbrixanimations]

Henry C I’m American but I speak 3. Most kids in my class speak 2

[@residentalien818]

@The Gay Dolphin Oh my, smart one indeed!

[@crashandburnie5548]

Untrue. We speak fluent sarcasm

[@Daniel-dj5pd]

@@crashandburnie5548 Ah ha, Britain might have you licked there.

[@MeatyBoyUnofficial]

"If you don't have an American flag in your front yard, you must be a commie." That made me laugh more than I have all this month. I'm not sure why, but thank you. :)

[@stiffbuckets2511]

X the Pineapple heheheeee

[@peopleperson2387]

Well I guess I’m a communist now... well shit. It’s not like my yard is rocks anyway.

[@thatonekid8119]

I’m also a commie

[@thatonekid8119]

FrostProZone Gamer 21 wait really?

[@thatonekid8119]

wow

[@deepblue1987]

Im American and i find this... Completely accurate

[@romancorey6796]

Same!!

[@kaiden9226]

Same lmao

[@chandlerscadden6717]

Except bald eagle part and accents pretty much

[@echsemia]

@@chandlerscadden6717 wdym that part was completely accurate

[@brycewhalen8521]

Yeah boiiis

[@kaiterich3336]

Ok the accents cracked me up😂 cause it’s so true. My dads from Boston and that’s how he speaks and my moms from the south and that’s how me and her speak. 100% accurate 😂🇺🇸

[@marshallboice6871]

Yeah but they forgot to use fenway pak in every sentence

[@gh0stly870]

Hawaii is also very accurate. Lived here for 3 years and every local talks like that.

[@redbrixanimations]

Kaite Rich except California. I’ve lived here for 12 years and I have yet to hear someone talk like that

[@gan3651]

I’m Minnesotan and do not talk like that at all

[@ayesp6188]

@@redbrixanimations unless you're in LA

[@lukevertin]

As an American I say that this is pretty accurate

[@itsthreat5057]

Luke Vertin except the boob and the tank part

[@davidjordan5882]

Its Threat that and i live in the south we dont all talk like that geeze i know its a joke but comon do you honestly think that the accent in the south is that thick

[@foolst0p]

omg, this is supposed to be a joke

[@bwhin2873]

Thats right boy! Freaking 'Murica!!! We speak' Murican!

[@kdrapertrucker]

Luke Vertin well except for the disguising yourself overseas. And while the medicine is expensive, at least you don't have to wait 8 months to get in to see the doctor.

[@chipmunklukeskywalker6914]

I found this very offensive i'm going to sue you for $7,500,000...

[@grandmahumpguy5493]

ArE yOu SuRe AbOuT DaT

[@mudput8441]

Yes

[@gracewang6334]

Great.

[@btdpro752]

Have feminist ever sued people for being offensive? Thats is scary

[@tonystark341]

Oh you can try, but lawyers don't work for free 💰💰💰

[@gustavbiehl6550]

Step 28: You need to own a truck to live in America

[@Abel_Makkonen_Tesfaye-0]

and put american flags in the back of it

[@rawleighsellers4525]

This is 1000% accruate

[@yourneighborhoodwierdo8349]

@@Abel_Makkonen_Tesfaye-0 and have a sticker of every military branch on it

[@abandonedchannel72929]

@@rawleighsellers4525 *1776%

[@_Https.maddie]

If you don’t have a truck with a flag are you really American????? I don’t think so

[@MrTheblackopsdude]

To be honest, this is accurate.

[@jmitterii2]

Most of it. Except now when we say ""Mericu!" it's a joke, a meme. We know we're a fucking collapsing empire, as they all go, and while we go we're a fucking joke. The flag thing is a bit overdone though.

[@LogansDarling]

McDonalds.

[@No_timezone77]

Logan Darling true that

[@SoleShiester]

Aaron Glisson if you like steroid meat

[@bear11344]

Walmart.

[@moreaugaspard4893]

Ur so funny wow , i love u , u dicj

[@kodamasdad9562]

Logan Darling but Canadians love McDonald's just as much (if not more) than Americans

[@bandicootface5593]

I'm an American this is 127% accurate and if that's bad statistics don't blame me blame our education system

[@plutoporn]

Where tf do u live

[@happypill5386]

Fucking commi

[@friedrichnietzsche9767]

Education and adoption system and healthcare system and electoral college system brocc

[@nylawilliams3420]

Incorrect

[@friedrichnietzsche9767]

@@nylawilliams3420 This comment was not political at all both obamacare and this new plan aare broken so i3 mean you could give an argument to how it is wrong but you just said inncorrect are you like 5 or something

[@chunkbmx6639]

In Colorado, we don't just have mountains, we also have weed

[@bradmarchand9258]

snoop would like to be there

[@supermananimationsstudios8519]

snoop dog

[@kierawarner6894]

1:52 Me an American: That fLAG SHOULD NOT BE TOUCHING THE GROUND

[@divinehazrd]

Kiera Warner Ikr. I was thinking the same thing. But then i got distracted with his commie joke.

[@kierawarner6894]

Lil Slightly Bigger Nugget I said an American...

[@capitalsfan7413]

Kiera Warner, USA USA USA

[@drakecolwell6205]

Kiera Warner yeah your right even if there not American they should still be conscious about that

[@strawberryeclipse920]

Yeah it's disrespectful in America 😡

[@doczero1296]

Step 29: Call football soccer

[@numberq1134]

Wrong. Soccer is an enjoyable sport played around the world, football is disappointing halftime shows

[@gh0stly870]

@@numberq1134 They're not talking about American football... In other countries, soccer is called "football".

[@wornmean1922]

Step 29.5 explain how football is better than soccer

[@numberq1134]

@@gh0stly870 Nah man, I understand that, I'm just referencing the Superbowl halftime show. Now that I read my comment again, it didn't really make sense...

[@gh0stly870]

@@numberq1134 Oh, okay.

[@jcliff8415]

3:18 the most accurate of them all...

[@ThatOneKimi]

Yes.

[@jakelibo8721]

Of course! It's the American way.

[@csilc5897]

Yes

[@abandonedchannel72929]

MURICA 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

[@theemperor-wh40k18]

@@abandonedchannel72929 nice flag of Liberia you got there.

[@KrispyKitty66]

California is accurate, just need to say “like” and “totally” in every sentence

[@TheIHVPNetwork]

😂like totally untrue not dude!!

[@umenja6312]

I stubbed my toe once, and it hurt for like a month, so I went to the doctor. I had to pay about $5,000 US. I wish I was joking.

[@ATR2400-2]

wait really?

[@lovatojonasfan1]

Mother Greece Sounds like you broke it.

[@icecubedirectorofshield6636]

Yeaaah, bullshit.

[@karhadd]

Bullshit

[@mygetawayart]

+Karam X you wish But as always, better this way than single payer, as the idiots say

[@MichaelJesse]

I'm an American... I never realized that paying for things with credit cards is considered weird in other countries XD

[@jessalalacross239]

Michael Jesse I live in Canada, and at work (I work at McDonald’s), most people pay using their bank debit cards or cash. For small transactions (anything under $5), I’ve had people apologize to me for not having cash on them

[@annaanna6580]

The point is,They were saying that Americans always are using their credit card.Its not weird in other countries.

[@All.textures.stylist]

Michael Jesse is it weird?

[@sylfixplayz2142]

I'm personally Canadian and a lot of people use cash to pay lol

[@rishacici3366]

Michael Jesse this guy is rude! He called the Canada "weird"? Ok fine,Canada is weird but the USA is a rude,have no respect and doesn't know how to discipline their children.canadians are weird YES but they are "POLITE,VERY FRIENDLY,and VERY HELPFUL,and they are always saying sorry for everything and I know it's boring but that's a very good thing,but Americans doesn't want to say "sorry",they are just going to curse at them and not say sorry,so please be patient,canadians are more good than the Americans ok...

[@scrampledegg-nj1bj]

wait, Canada exists?

[@JustAHat]

no

[@celenanowak9143]

What Canada

[@kevinzhong5496]

When I was little I thought that everyone lived in Canada 😂

[@owenfulkerson7291]

I know! I thought it was a mythical land. Like Narnia.

[@gh0stly870]

PFFT! No.

[@hollowhoagie6441]

3:06 *M'am that's quite the harry leg ya got there*

[@supermananimationsstudios8519]

😂

[@carlmichaelgabb]

I have a bad feeling about dis. 🤣

[@caxul3777]

McDonalds...lots of McDonalds...

[@justarandomfan2421]

Enlux Films XD yes

[@noodlenewtz1731]

I'm Still vegetarian... *orders 28 billion apple slices*

[@annnnnnnn394]

Use the word "like" in like every sentence like as much as possible, because it's not like anyone could be, you know like offended when you like a word like "like" so much. 🙄 😂😂😂

[@feartheghus]

Admittedly that’s only a Californian thing for the most part, that and anyone who is always high, but there’s so much overlap between those groups it’s hard to tell.

[@YOLO-nx3xy]

@Kyle Roczniak shaggy be like:

[@shuie.]

sweating nerveously* Hah, it's not a Californian thing....

[@feartheghus]

yeaaah boi it is solely a California thing.

[@shuie.]

@@feartheghus come on we don't say like, like a lot- oh wait...

[@MarspeedCars]

Bruh was that a man was giving birth! Wtf

[@xtrememusic1732]

maybe that's just a hairy woman

[@taliii8609]

Or a transvestite

[@hugoharington263]

Marspeed bro men can give birth! You regressive pig!

[@sarahbenedict4338]

That's America for you!😁

[@kodamasdad9562]

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER REEEEEEEEEE

[@LadyRobertaL]

Hearing Canadians speak in different US regional accents is my new favorite thing!!!I love it!!!

[@justingrant4860]

highly offended..... america was only said 76 times this video is 5 min long!!!!

[@travisabt6805]

Justin Grant should have been 1774 times

[@pi2z806]

1776 idiot

[@danyamozdzen591]

Americans.... ignorant and proud 😂😂😂

[@pi2z806]

how are we ignorant? it's obviously a joke

[@hitman6787]

Pi2z your more stupid then ignorant. Canadians marched right into the US and burnt down your white house and marched right back during the war of 1812, and Americans didn't do much to stop them.

[@simultaneouslyimuserfriend1476]

You forgot to add: Make sure to eat LOTS and LOTS of junk food, and LOTS of sugary sweets! (And also to make sure to not spell correctly at all in any situation whatsoever) I'm going to hell for this, I know...

[@kingkairos2437]

Am America. Can’t spell.

[@feartheghus]

Unless you think we spell incorrectly because you’re British I don’t get that statement.

[@billymanson1790]

I is a american and I is good at speling and me gramer

[@leviphilippines5588]

Have your *PAYCHEQUE* Lovely, I can't spell in American.

[@billymanson1790]

Jessica Cookie it’s spelt pay check

[@brendanpham79]

Calling football soccer is how to be an american.

[@kylem1112]

canadians call it soccer too.

[@Yo5463]

+kylem1112 Doesn't make it any less disagreeable.

[@wankuscrankus7755]

calling any sport "football" is simply sport centric. association football, rugby football and gridiron football are all football. either use the full name or call it something else.

[@kylem1112]

Wankus Crankus THANK YOU! jesus christ people are such fucking idiots. there's canadian football, australian football american football, all not related to "association football" (soccer). the day that people stop bitching about using the term"football" and it's usage is when i will start to believe in a god.

[@eliseerickson5994]

the hawaiian accent was so accurate i spit out my drink

[@irocthenation]

My favourite is when Americans come to Canada on their Thanksgiving weekend and find it absolutely ridiculous that no restaurants in town are serving a turkey dinner. It's not Thanksgiving here, it's just Thursday.

[@tommy2131234]

Lol I didn't know that was a thing. But I could see that. #MDrepin #usa

[@manningbartlett522]

Erin R I live in Sydney, and we've had Americans wondering why the 4th of July isn't a holiday.

[@peeps211]

Erin R Thanksgiving weekend, yet it's thursday..?

[@wesofx8148]

Oh shit... I never thought about that.

[@mimimarcus]

Step 29: Own a Costco membership. Step 30: Be grumpy for not yet having coffee in the morning. Step 31: Overpay for coffee at Starbucks. Step 32: Obsess over social parasites such as Kim Kardashian while disrespecting honest hard working professionals such as teachers. I could go on and on...

[@mimimarcus]

***** Yes, Sam's Club! It could be my Step 33: Shop at Walmart and Sam's Club to support evil corporations that shipped jobs oversea.

[@HawOfSteel]

BJ's cause that should be sold at wholesale!

[@brookeworm18]

Yes. I approve.

[@BranGrizz]

nah, you need to disrespect teachers all day. their unions, tenure, and apathy for children is a true travesty. they're the sole reason why our education is literally the worst out of all developed nations.

[@offroad6901]

Brandon Clark true

[@veganfrybread]

woah alaska actually made it into the video??

[@josephd53]

What the hell is alaska? Is it an ice cream store or something?

[@jj-hf8jy]

@@josephd53 im pretty sure youre american ;))

[@rammez]

Alabama? Is that in New York?

[@therealkingjack8715]

How many other Americans found out they were living American wrong?

[@shyryTsr2k]

Same fam, I don't drive a tank... I'm very disappointed in myself 😞

[@kedarrana2747]

@@shyryTsr2k do you keep guns all over your body?😂

[@_Https.maddie]

@@kedarrana2747 u dont????

[@nowhatrice8568]

same

[@marinafm8932]

3:06 That’s a hairy woman

[@hsuhorn]

GardenMoon she forgot to shave lol

[@mickeythedogo703]

You're offending an American woman ! Imma sue you for 7M dollars ! *You'Re DiSrEspEctIng tHE uSA !*

[@TuRTLe-CrepZdar]

USA! USA! USA!

[@doswheelsbetter8292]

Haven't you heard? Men can be women now you racist, sexist, misogynistic, homophobe!

[@marcusv9691]

Hahhahaha

[@maggie7776]

As an American I can confirm that this is a valid set of instructions

[@airplaneplustrainguy8143]

Maggie haha

[@touchgamer3698]

"Ok I Know what Australia Is, But what the HECK is Dubai" Dubai is where i currently live. also i want that quote repeated 100 times because its so funny

[@Kay_213_]

Don’t worry, we know what Dubai is It’s totally a country.

[@ryebrooks2205]

"Okay I know what Australia is, but what the HECK is Dubai?" The way it abruptly cut off made me laugh too much

[@jaddyd424]

I wish they could’ve given Scooter more screen time. He’s so funny!

[@turtletail313]

Alaska: Western Canada Umm, actually I think Canada is Eastern Alaska. Keep your facts straight

[@jelly3050]

Canada is its own country and so is Alasska we are not eastern Alaska I'm sorry if this offends you

[@southern2532]

@@jelly3050 r/wooooooooooooopsh

[@randommandoade1465]

@@jelly3050 Alaska is a State i know cuz I live there

[@saby568]

@@jelly3050 it twaz a joke. Unless if ur being sarcastic

[@crayonburry]

@@randommandoade1465 dont you mean here (how dare you offend grammar rules)

[@KazLordOfLightWarriors]

You missed the fact that you have to drink at least one beer a day

[@swarm9337]

Nahh here in Texas it's whisky

[@8maxthemax8]

Lol, Americans thinking they drink a lot!

[@swarm9337]

+Maxim T Potvin Texan with parents from Ireland I drink more than the average person lmao

[@8maxthemax8]

Swarm More than Americans in general, that's my point!

[@originalcharacterplznostea2749]

You mean Canadian water?

[@adamneulander]

"So you're from the state of Canada?" - DMV employee

[@coolblast3]

The Logic of the US Guns : Completely A-ok Kinder Eggs: Fuck you,your kids will choke on they toy parts inside the impossible to open capsule Tanks: COMPLETELY LEGAL if you remove the cannon

[@jimlahey7634]

What's your point? That is all logical thinking.

[@coolblast3]

Jim Lahey Please be a troll .=.

[@mfk12340]

You can own a tank with a cannon. You just need a waver

[@jacobseiberg9819]

but thats true you can own a tank with the gun as long as you wait 20 days and sign a waver

[@jimlahey7634]

+Pedro The Grimm Santa my right to bear arms is a right. Kinder eggs are not a right, they are a want.

[@hay11son67]

Us Canadians aren't that nice Sorry for that

[@bingboyify]

i feel canadians are more serious than americans, just saying generally.

[@bingboyify]

yea I lived in both Canada and the US when I was in school. I feel Canadians might share more similarities to Europeans (especially British people) than Americans.

[@andrewschmidt4969]

Kitty1234Cool i bet half of americans use there please and thank yous and are polite ive seen so many that have been so i cannot understand your reasoning

[@jotario4344]

Your not that nice

[@225savage0]

Hay11soN nope. yall are disrespectfull, judgemental and also pretty dumb. ive been to canada 1 time and it sucked. yall hardly have anything there. and i dont pay for my shit with a credit card. i work 50 hours a week and my bank account has plenty.

[@omersuliman8252]

How to be American: Be born in America.

[@mudput8441]

Wrong this is how to be an American: look up how to be an American

[@emjoi_joiemoni]

@@mudput8441 no you have to be born here like me.

[@haahahah28]

Who tf would want to be an american?

[@sapientiamax]

hmmm.. I feel like im this person ;)

[@persici9650]

@@haahahah28 True, I'm American and I don't want to be American lol

[@gregoryliv]

Tuesday’s are for tacos!

[@datboyjo2617]

I mean, he’s not wrong

[@moxifica1924]

But he did forget that wyoming Is not a state.

[@emjoi_joiemoni]

He is over doing it.😂

[@dandy2824]

bacara18 how

[@buddybonbutt7510]

Except for when he is

[@benhahn7105]

Bank loans? Credit Card!

[@bikerider1007]

Ben Hahn yep. Today i saw man at the post office pay 0.63 for a letter with a credit card.

[@Lil_Punk]

He forgot : getting drunk all the time and complaining about everything : hookers, strippers and slot machines. Home state NEVADA!!

[@theblabarmy]

The rest of nevada (other than las vegas) is a desert wasteland

[@feartheghus]

TheBlab Army not really but ok, that’s just the usual stupid thoughts of someone who lives either in Las Vegas or cities in California.

[@WanderingLoner1]

@@feartheghus Nevada's a nice state

[@bbybih3893]

I'm Canadian and my best friend is American, I'm going to hell for sending her this 😂😂

[@deathnotelrox]

I remember when I turned 13, I got my first bald eagle. My eagle ceremony was average, but because of my July 4th birthday, the national anthem brought not one, but two eagles, Freedom and Liberty. Together, we chanted the Pledge of Allegence and shot three bears with our fourth semiautomatics. afterwards, we all enjoyed our apple pie next to the soothing fireworks where my Uncle Sam got hurt and sued the fireworks company.

[@small6887]

Well first of all, we have 13,000 guns to represent the 13 original colonies. Second of all we have 50 eagles, to represent all the states, and third of all, Murcia.

[@yeetusdeletus9193]

13,000 guns? Nope there are over 300 million guns in America.

[@robertschalk2]

that super size is a medium or large

[@Lucas-po6mn]

Medium

[@robertschalk2]

+Lucas I wasn't asking I was stating

[@M0nkiiezz]

As an American I can say this is 100% accurate.

[@dacoconutnut9503]

Me: "oh nice I'm definetly travelling to Florida one day" Also me: *sees **3:53* Me: "oh, nevermind"

[@roflcopter4388]

If you're a Republican, you must listen to country music, drive a pickup truck, be able to recite the bible, watch NASCAR, and sleep with your cousins.

[@swimmer8585]

If you're a liberal, you must chop your balls off. The rest will follow

[@stephenhayden5448]

Hey! We are the gun country. EMBRACE IT! Just shut up and buy a gun. I got myself a shotgun because it sounds cool. :D

[@therealCodyCapps]

Ignorance is bliss

[@clouster75]

***** I am pretty sure you are.

[@johnhughes361]

So true

[@nintendonerd4729]

you forgot that all Americans say 'MURICA FUCK YEAH

[@doltish3126]

Yes, as an American, we do say that a lot. Before breakfast: MURICA, FUCK YEAH Lunch: MURICA McDonald's: MURICA Night Club: MURICA!! FCKING YEAH!!

[@nintendonerd4729]

Doing drugs:'MURICA FUCK YEAH also i am American

[@doltish3126]

+NintendoNerd Taking our bald eagle for a walk: MURICA FCK YA!! Good job being America

[@nintendonerd4729]

thanks bro (takes big gulp of beer while walking out of 7 eleven) 'MURICA FUCK YEAH

[@crashdreamz9144]

NintendoNerd yeah, well you forgot your other quotation

[@samuelgall8019]

7 years later and this video is still 100% accurate 😂

[@wornmean1922]

Only thing you missed is our bacon and how much we love it

[@Kylesb]

WornMean 19 Peanut butter, too! And anything deep fried!

[@wornmean1922]

@@Kylesb i forgot about them

[@warpartyattheoutpost4987]

... bacon at 4:20.

[@3katfox]

We have Canadian bacon and it's better in every way 😁

[@jamesmcarthur9138]

4:06 England is a city

[@lumarite9029]

James McArthur, England is a city in Arkansas

[@WiredWalter]

Lymxa Arkansas doesnt exist

[@codysewell4775]

Forgot the "Every citizen of the country must apologize to the world over the idiocy of the rest of the country" part.

[@avabenedict4296]

Cody Sewell no that’s the Canadians job. We apologize for the loud neighbors down south 😂

[@mr.fufucudlypoops8207]

Kizwi you guys don't ever apologize for us. What are you talking about?

[@bel2799]

Cody Sewell if you don’t like us go stand in a corner because America is the best!!!! ❤️🇺🇸🔥

[@kodamasdad9562]

Kizwi yes we are quite loud. But at least we're more polite and have better food.

[@pi2z806]

Are you saying canada has better food than america? Man are you crazy

[@elmashable9722]

“Do they have Oil” I am concerned of my society asking this hard hitting AMERICANNN Question

[@beliciapierre3538]

As an American I can confirm all of this

[@mladue2]

I love how he's chanting USA while there's a GUY giving birth😂😂

[@warpartyattheoutpost4987]

*how dare you assume the birth giver's gender*

[@jakelibo8721]

Americans love to assume gender. lol

[@rawleighsellers4525]

Like leterily that is such a steryotype

[@triclopsgamer5934]

3:05 OMG That's the hairiest pregnant woman I'v ever seen!!!

[@mladue2]

@@rawleighsellers4525 i know im late but god i hope you were kidding

[@enzothebaker780]

What is this “Canada” you speak of? *ALL THE WORLD BELONGS TO AMERICA*

[@AtlasReburdened]

It's cool man, it's cool. Canada is a myth used to make the kids afraid of being gay.

[@yuvrajshah1158]

No it is not. The British invaded pretty much every nation in some way.

[@alexandercoimbra8046]

@@AtlasReburdened that's not funny. That's just rude

[@AtlasReburdened]

@@alexandercoimbra8046 The two aren't mutually exclusive.

[@benjaminvalerio3542]

GODS COUNTRY😄

[@Slowmodem1]

Absolutely hilarious, y'all! I nearly fell out of my chair at "water board starter kit!" Beauty!

[@nsebinyang]

you forgot the fireworks on Friday

[@mcprol2467]

And at 4pm.

[@butter_weird]

The only time people are doing fireworks are on july 4th and new years

[@armorfid]

Also: - Eat beef. Lots of it. Doesn't matter how or when; the more, the better. - Drive a pickup or SUV. The more gallons per mile, the more 'Murican. - If you get in an argument with someone, involve 9/11. Winning is guaranteed.

[@TheWaffledPancake]

I think the fireworks one suits China better, when I went back to visit family, there were fireworks everyday, and there are no rules on what to do with them lol

[@Seththeprince]

TheWaffledPancake well they did invent them

[@TheWaffledPancake]

+Jade Leo tru tru

[@dennishill4730]

Seaworld in San Diego has fireworks every day. at least they did when I was there

[@Seththeprince]

Dennis Hill well that is an amusement park

[@Seththeprince]

it is close to Alaska

[@pacificostudios]

Today, I mentioned Manitoba to my neighbor, who moved from Louisiana to California. She had never heard of the place. I repeated the name a couple times. No dice. I grew up in Minnesota, so of course I know all about the Canadian provinces. At least BC, ONT, and all the three in between. Someday, I hope I get to visit Quebec and the Maritimes.

[@lucasr7250]

You forgot to mention the 51st state... Canada of course

[@themountainminer3627]

the 51st state is mexico. get it right

[@jonah.h169]

You do not own Canada we do not answer to Trump

[@kannonball5789]

@@jonah.h169 wooooooosh

[@exnihilo8388]

@@jonah.h169 r/whooosh

[@anndalynnketellapper8296]

Lucas rettig Ya, and if we were the 51st state, which we are NOT, Hillary would definitely be your president!

[@Caleb-bp8bm]

"Of corse I'm free, THIS IS AMERICA!!!"

[@duckiesae]

Caleb N. are u American?

[@emilynichole7222]

Caleb N. omg i was scrolling through the comments and saw this and thought "where tf did this even come from they haven't said that yet" then I look up and hear it 😂

[@delaneymontelli7913]

Why did you bring up the Pledge Of Allegiance We had to sing it every day from kindergarten through high school Also thanks for mentioning Colorado we never get mentioned

[@yeetusdeletus9193]

Yeah right, no one mentions Louisiana

[@caesarvi1803]

Lol. Right!? I'm from Ohio😂

[@hr8gyurg]

What about New Hampshire?

[@idrinkbleach1273]

all I know is that I live in California and it sucks

[@joym8830]

Your mountains are beautiful

[@nogoodgod4915]

How to be American, based on a European: - Always eat cereal for breakfast - Drive an over-sized pick up truck that is both impractical and horrible for the environment - When mass shootings happen, blame anything but the guns - Live an hour away by car from the closest park/grocery store - Never take public transport - Have thousands of student loans - Go bankrupt if you break your leg - Only get a week vacation a year - Cant buy a beer at 18 but can drive a car at 16 and buy guns - Be brainwashed about freedom and be proud of all the freedom you have as you sit in a traffic jam in your oversized truck on your way to work.

[@Milksthename]

commie...

[@TheAwGooner]

Wait, you mean to say Canada ISN'T in Europe???

[@dave45032]

I'm scared if you went out and bought a gun. Wait, that might actually work...

[@hmc1845]

Shh! Don't tell him! He'll never find us now! ;)

[@lee177swgoh]

Nicholas Newman Australia is asia and not oceania plus germany is africa and russia is southamerica

[@VulcanTrekkie45]

Also, vehemently hate everyone not from your home state and/or region. For no reason.

[@dazaipetals]

Spencer O'Dowd ikr😂😂😂

[@chainsawmay]

NORTH CAROLINA IS MYCH BETTET THAN SOUTH CAROLINA THO. ITS BETTER ON TOP.

[@TexasBoys]

Shout out to those of you from Texas

[@zashin6693]

yeehaw

[@twoponypals1504]

Lol hi fellow people from cowboy and gun land

[@mfwshors9426]

ayyy

[@Arklay_98]

4:42 I literally said this to a friend today 😂

[@KatzrCynthia]

You forgot that to be American you must love fried things

[@robdavidson4649]

+KatzrCynthia Are you sure you're not talking about Scotland?

[@KatzrCynthia]

+Rob Davidson ehh I'm pretty sure but I may be wrong :)

[@theoptimisticmetalhead7787]

Look up the Texas State Fair. Trust me, she means the US.

[@BIGGIED1000]

Everybody loves fried things

[@KatzrCynthia]

oh yeah deep fried things

[@AustinRyan2002]

You forgot that football is the only sport that matters

[@Florida27Marlins]

The lonely Fapper How can you forget Baseball lol?? Yes boring to some, but still America's sport.

[@jaydenrichards6767]

Brian Estelhomme oh they didn't forget. Baseball just sucks.

[@shannonwarden4507]

being an American that likes hockey is hard because everyone talks about football and baseball

[@hashimali4257]

The lonely Fapper yep

[@jaydenrichards6767]

Go Hawks yeah go seahawks!

[@JasKramer]

Lol kinda offended but you basically described USA without McDonald’s

[@bimmermac]

Jacob Kramer , they did forget McDonalds, shame on them. It’s 3 squares for some people.

[@kailylorens4248]

Ikfr and dont forget the ultimate KFC!!

[@justabi]

Philistine! Do you not know your American history?! Super-sizing was invented by McDonald’s!

[@panlis6243]

Use a confusing date format that makes absolutely no sense

[@echsemia]

Yeah I'm American but i've lived in 2 countries so i've used the day month year format and the month day year. But now I get confused everytime I write the date and have to think " Wait, which one is right in the U.S?"

[@Alex-lo6yt]

In Canada, people use both and its very confusing

[@ScooterMagruder]

WHAT #DAHECK IS DUBAI???