Ike punishes Vox to speak Japanese, immediately regrets it [NIJISANJI EN | Ike Eveland | Eng sub]

In yet another batsu game of Uno (isn't playing Uno punishment enough?) Ike makes what he thinks is a big brain play and forces Vox and Shxtou to speak Japanese. The turns are swiftly tabled however, with a little help from Reimu and Shxtou
Source it easy! Pomu yukkuri
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【UNO】Take two! Er.. I mean, take dos!【NIJISANJI EN | Ike Eveland】
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[@lucasgachalife0]

I don't understand Japanese at all, at least part of it was translated here, thanks, but how do I translate everything else that wasn't?

[@smileysubs]

Ah sorry, it was late and I'm lazy Here are stamps and translations for most of the rest (I think, let me know if I missed anything) 0:29 anata wo fakku you - [fuck you] you (yeah, two yous) 0:57 yukkuri iku de...iku kudasai - as Reimu says, [please c*m more slowly] 1:08 yukkuri itte kudasai - what was supposed to be said, [please speak more slowly] 1:16 kowai - [it's scary or I'm scared] 1:24 fakku desu - [fuck] 1:39 chinchin - [p*nis] 1:50 nihongo - [japanese] 2:02 kaita - [I wrote/typed it] 2:16 ochinpo - [p*nis] another way of saying it, more vulgar 2:54 aha, ganba...yes, hai - aha, [do your best], yes, [yes] (I'm not sure what Vox was trying to do here) 3:13 kimochi yokatta na - [that felt good] 3:47 fuck anata - fuck [you] 3:50 ne chuu shiyo - literally [hey, let's kiss], but my google took me to questionable sites if you type this romaji, maybe yours is different 3:58 kimochi warui - [that feels bad] reimu san...watashi no booru wo osu... - [Reimu, my balls something...] honestly not sure where Shxtou was going here 4:25 ie. ie, Aiku, ie - [No, no, Ike, no] 4:46 Reimu, arigatou gozaimasu - [Thank you very much Reimu] All that being said, my nihon5 is totem pole feta, so if anyone is more jouzu then please feel free to correct me

[@lucasgachalife0]

@@smileysubs thank you! ^^

[@weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

@@smileysubs Thank you so much for the clip and translations! You were able to clip this and take time to translate it, I don’t think your lazy at all!

[@richardpham8932]

@@smileysubs I was confused why ne chuu shiyou was NSFW, but then I realized what happened.

[@LukasInWriting]

@@smileysubs how does yukkuri itte kudasai translate to that and not asking some to say something slower

[@janua5093]

Ike Eveland: *punish others to say Japanese. Ike Eveland: *get punished.

[@capdaniel92]

Vox use the Reverse Card

[@ginncide]

Ike: if i force them to speak a language theyre unfamiliar with, they won't be able to communicate, haha Vox: i am going to inflict psychic damage on everyone here

[@hoshisama1017]

Emotional damage

[@ivenoname6277]

With reimu as their backup, which is really unexpected by me XD

[@Mara_1337]

That what vox is always here for tbh but it's hilarious as fuck hahaha

[@reinier3688]

Vox should be a bard lol. Everytime he talks everyone takes 1d4 psychic damage.

[@wayababaya]

☠️

[@purplemagic6153]

Once vox is fluent in Japanese, all of us are dead...

[@xue.0w0]

The world will know p a i n

[@sunniesenpai]

I will scream whit no s

[@NostaStarries]

@@sunniesenpai yooo??

[@yuuki6390]

@@NostaStarries did they stutter?.?.?.?

[@leavemealone7108]

@@sunniesenpai ayoo??🤨📸

[@dimple9642]

It wasn’t a punishment for them, it was a punishment for ike

[@shipark2148]

Reimu: this word is so gross Also reimu: okay say this word, vox. I gave you four options

[@stardust9470]

Fun fact:Japanese say chinko repeatedly to inutilize recordings

[@nish_fishh]

i love how reimu was just happily enabling this madness. what a queen.

[@ivenoname6277]

"Whrn your brain is ded, just fcking do it" XD

[@EdinLG]

It’s also someone else than her siffering from Vox’s “Voxness” in a way she found funny, not surprised she leapt on the opportunity like an orca does a seal.

[@AlexHallon]

doing god's work.

[@whyparkjiminnotridejimin]

Me too😂

[@Aerodumb]

I don't know any of these people, but I like her already XD

[@siel39]

3:50 when Vox said "Shoto let's kiss" and Ike's reaction FJGDHJSFDHSD IM DYING

[@ch3rry_lovr]

YEAH MANS JUST STRAIGHT UP GAGGED HAHAHAHAHH

[@umin2121]

oh i was wondering what it means

[@starcrying6441]

Then why did the translator made it seem like something way more naughty lmao

[@allie4867]

@@starcrying6441 maybe its like a popular BL line or doujin line lol

[@grrrrrrr544]

So romanticcc

[@kero6298]

Never underestimate vox’s ability to make something unseiso

[@ChinchillaBONK]

Most of chat : I don't understand Japanese. Vox : Kimochi~~~ Also chat : I UNDERSTOOD THAT

[@anastasiao4036]

Just shows how much of chat are degenerates who watch more.. questionable anime lol

[@benjirivoh]

@@anastasiao4036 as chat I can confirm

[@CertifiedWeirdo829]

what does that mean tho

[@ChinchillaBONK]

@@CertifiedWeirdo829 you sweet child. If you don't know, don't need to know like us.

[@CertifiedWeirdo829]

@@ChinchillaBONK Well now im glad i dont know.Ty

[@-Raylight]

*"Fakudesu"* lol. Reimu!!! She's too happy with this punishment xD The moans... Probably a lot of people ascended Ike probably be like *"I didn't sign up for this".* He's so glad that it ended 😂

[@scarecrowssimp5585]

Yeah my cxck did

[@xue.0w0]

It was at this moment Ike knew... He fucked up.

[@euddjikkultthu]

Vox speaking japanese hits different than regular vox

[@ruahoneybadger5828]

I guess he is clan leader in the past for a god damn reason lol

[@mystasusedtengaegg543]

2:52 vox's "aha... gan... yes... hai..." was so funny amd cute for me HAHAHAHAHAH

[@Zaimulwaie]

the japanese demon that forgot how to speak japanese

[@evelynneclipse2069]

He's senile

[@benjirivoh]

I'm sure being 400yrs old will make you forget somethings.. or the fact thats hes also British so

[@rxscydanie]

He's been in Britain for far too long that he forgets where he originated from

[@DirtyCasual36]

1:33 I love how Reimu just INSTANTLY tried to answer that instinctively

[@reharm_reality]

She sounds like my Nana when she almost swears in front of her grandkids lol

[@nevergonnagiveyouup2725]

I swear to god vox, never teach him any romance languages-

[@Circ00mspice]

Linking him French Duolingo lessons right now

[@Malakai__WeLoveYouMafumafu]

or arabic, if he ever speaks arabic I will personally ascend

[@SpicyClover]

Welsh lessons coming right up

[@nevergonnagiveyouup2725]

@@SpicyClover why do I kind of think vox would be pretty good with welsh, it’s not a Romance language but he could probably change that-

[@amani98001]

@@Malakai__WeLoveYouMafumafu FR see me I'm heaven

[@plsdontyellatme4662]

Shoto is so cute speaking japanese. Honestly it sounds like english is his second language.

[@clareishon22194]

This has nothing to do with the video but I like your Gray pfp :))

[@redacted8983]

2:38 Vox is speaking the language of the dark lord!

[@nightday2030]

Nyeeeessssss...... Hab you seen an alien?

[@Mxpresspeed2000]

b0ss

[@nightday2030]

@@Mxpresspeed2000 Ravioli ravioli

[@orange1302]

1:23 Ok but are we not going to talk about how he's speaking Japanese but sounds Italian? HAHAHAH

[@Taiyunn]

SO TRUE WAIT WHAAAA

[@tidisintegro]

LMAO SO TRUE AHAHAHAHAHA

[@waterunderthebridge7950]

3:31 Assuming it’s meant to be “寝中しよう”, then it’s really broken Japanese translating to literally “Let’s do (being) in (the middle of) sleep” which could mean “Let’s sleep together” in the naughty sense (tho I doubt it’s very understandable for a Japanese person without context). If it’s supposed to be “ねえ、チュウしよう” then it’d be a more innocent “Hey, let’s kiss” in more grammatically correct Japanese actually

[@zen.2746]

I laughed so hard on this part 😭🤣 Also, as a Kindred, it's so funny to witness the chat when that happened, how quilldren traumatized w vox 🤣 kindred be like vox being vox , while quilldren 😨😨😨😨😨

[@ruahoneybadger5828]

Kindred already being used to it lol Like livers,Like Chat

[@zen.2746]

@@ruahoneybadger5828 exactly 🤣

[@PinaaaColaaa]

Poor guy sounded so flustered he had to ask friends for help. There, there, Vox. I know your pain. Edit: Also this was a good learning experience.

[@AngellishV]

They uno reversed the punishment for Ike lmao

[@diaquallo]

That's a weird punishment.

[@potongankuku4552]

Well he's just want to make the yabai stop so...

[@diaquallo]

@@potongankuku4552 oop

[@hayyeh7795]

It backfired badly tho lmao

[@renuk8560]

5:05 the way how vox pronounced kimochi is so funny!

[@aiforaneye]

1:22 nothing will beat this

[@kuroen97]

vox needs to speak more japanese XD

[@elivile.]

Vox is that one friend who you know will want to learn every single word in a language that's considered "naughty" and will say them whenever they want to embarrass you. And I am also that one friend.

[@ladykynthos]

Ok, but Shoto's pronunciation was actually good 😂

[@user-ph1ph7ci9r]

4:35 Vox: How do I say "it's too late" in japanese Me: 判断が遅い (HANDAN GA OSOI!!)

[@rinpaisys]

Ike has the energy of an exasperated single parent of multiple children who just learned about cussing and s*c and are now teaching them to the youngest child.

[@VanillaAnimations]

🎺NO WE'RE NOT DOING THIS🎺 bless ike

[@rinzzn]

Poor Ikey just wanna have a normal life

[@tsora1827]

is that a jojo reference-

[@Mara_1337]

I've never heard Shoto's japanese TT-TT TSKR!!

[@shotos_solar]

He can sing but cant talk japanese😂😂

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

"well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions" -- Ike maybe ww

[@kabagyanchannel1201]

3:15 Shoto’s version though cjwmdmwdw

[@_.Bubblegum._7295]

2:17-2:18 Ike: “ NO- SHXTOU! “ Is my favourite part in this whole thing 😂

[@peesocks]

1:05 Add it to the perfectly cut screams-

[@shinlansi8494]

3:30 omg am i in heaven or what ? his voice takes me to another dimension lol

[@emeraldlily673]

*CONTROL Z OH MY GODS 🤣* I felt so bad for Ike the entire stream but so bad during this round 😂

[@SAwfulEPM]

The minute "how to say something slowly" came up, I knew what was coming. Sure enough, Pomukkuri.

[@Sfw_Hana]

4:20 the way vox says it here-😳

[@loudfanatic]

I love how he can be SO not family friendly even on accident, literally everything that comes out from this man’s mouth is 18+

[@ummnonie]

i never knew vox was this bad at speaking japanese 😭 I would love to see a duolingo stream ( which is instant death for all jp kindred LOL )

[@Lanhua.v]

3:33 me and reimou scream laughing at the same time lmfao this clip is so hectic thank you so much for this and the amazing subs

[@icypotato3610]

Vox broken japanese is so cute!

[@kaleastanley680]

Me who’s currently learning Japanese: beautiful I’ll be sure to use this very educational video for my studies

[@vertinkaisaweeb1015]

Ike: "Don't teach them bad words!" Bold of you to assume I don't know them already.

[@princessvillena6499]

reimu just being a bad influence while ike trying to stop her shoto just being shoto vox learning the wrong words ah what a peaceful day

[@crimsonice89]

it's funny how this is probably the kindest Reimu has been towards Vox, all it took was R18 subject

[@Unstably_Mental]

Reimu just being SUS when speaking japanese

[@meijilover]

THE WAY IKE SCREAMED INTO THE MIC

[@itzkitty4life560]

3:14 SHOTO 🤧👏

[@ederelijah4775]

Someday he is gonna be fluent in Japanese (maybe) and then we are DOOMED

[@astrisperspecto4130]

Ike: "I like my games clean and pure" Vox and Shxtou: "Reimu, you wanna see something funny? TEACH US NASTY!"

[@stardust9470]

Ike:hell no,this backfired The following was ikebo,but it looked like BL s scene

[@user-qt2bh1dc4s]

I *Love* Ike so much, he's the one who at least keeps me sane lmaoo. He has such a chill/calm energy/vibes. It's just comforting, really.

[@levelierlerias9925]

3:19 Reimu: Kimochi Yohkatta Vox: Kimochii Yohkatta!! PGR Players: HAHH!! KIMOCHII YOHKATTA!!!

[@mqvsh2787]

"That round was kimochi" 😭 I'm wheezing

[@asraisrailyan2928]

Tears streamindpg down my face from laughing so hard

[@eronosukekun7550]

what did reimu ate to be riding the chaos

[@K.K_artS]

I love how Reimu is enabling him XD And I don't know Japanese nor do I understand it but Vox sounds so nice speaking it!!

[@sniperh2o325]

i know just enough japanese to understand what being said, and i loved every bit of what was being said lmao

[@kyou8026]

HAHAHHAHA LMAO yeah i watched this live and this clip makes it even more funnier 🤣

[@HoshiCosplays24]

Ike: *being done with the punishment* Vox: THAT ROUND WAS KIMOCHI~!

[@o0Avalon0o]

Life is study. I'm learning so much more when I'm having fun, thank you! 😁

[@ChoiShi0822]

Bro he really is a demon, he single-handedly won that match all thanks to them getting so flustered over his strange questions😭😂😂

[@oonavuorio6247]

when Vox can finally speak fluent Japanese we are all doomed no one be safe not even ike

[@lunar2629]

I just found these guys on the KZbin recommended and I already love the chaos

[@sunny_stuff]

1:44 I had my volume fully up 😭😭😭

[@OverseasFan]

a meta reverse uno on the punishment

[@kanta2521]

Ike wanted silence, sadge lol

[@itsfidan7077]

That stream was very kimochi…lol thanks for translating even though I’m days late

[@Mahiru]

Lmao wut Reimu actually enabling Vox. Only when the one who suffers is not herself xD

[@ametozukumazu6073]

If you don't know what to do, make sex noises. © Box and Shoto's brain.

[@very_coolkid]

3:31 i laugh so hard at this

[@akinachii]

Ike after establishing the round in Japanese: Hah! Try speaking now! Also Ike after establishing the round in Japanese: *PANIK*

[@ChinchillaBONK]

Did Reimu shout "Nnnooo!" When the round ended because she laid the win for Vox OR was she disappointed the round ended and no more Voxpanese?

[@not-quite-but-maybe]

I've been trying to learn Japanese for over a year now and I feel like I'm not getting anywhere but I understood well enough to laugh at 80% of the funny stuff without mentally buffering so yayy

[@addatoho]

omg I drew the yukkuri pomu that appears in 0:56 some time ago! Never thought I would randomly see it in a clip video lmao.

[@smileysubs]

Ahh I hope you don't mind me using it (it's such a good picture!) I could only find the Reddit post but if you have a Twitter or pixiv or something I could put that in the description instead if you prefer

[@devinayuanitap.3309]

3:31 😔👍

[@safiwren7812]

"fuck-desu" amazing, vox

[@SexyPigeon834]

I'm glad I know a little Japanese, it helps so much for these streams :')

[@kanoko_]

As a Japanese, Im dying for laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@animexd1820]

Vox LITTERALLY CAN'T STOP BEING SUSSY😭😂

[@jeon957]

ok but the way vox was literally trying to learn a language and mimic reimu and Ike but won the round 😭

[@kmorez]

Shxtou speaking Japanese makes me wanna-

[@aiseyberri2263]

We're learning so much 😩👍

[@alcothzeither261]

How come all "punishments" for Vox becomes mental torment for everyone else, haha. With the Brawlhala collab and this

[@makaylabrooks8908]

Lmfao I love how he finished it like a villain lol these guys are so fucking funny

[@gungraveluver]

maybe he will think twice about a punishment like that again lol

[@Tofunekouhai]

How to speak japanese: FUCK.....ku desu. Always politely add -desu.🤣

[@asmers]

"Yamete kuda stop" 💀🤣

[@axtumnsslepy4698]

Im so glad im wearing headphones

[@kishikaira2898]

Vox is speaking japanese but with Drunk Uncle roger accent🤣🤣

[@mikochaa]

I got a big secondhand embarrassment listening to vox but it was funny too

[@isarein]

This was my motivation to continue learning Japanese

[@eza1019]

Dharr Man title: Vtuber asks his friends to speak in japanese, INSTANTLY regrets it.

[@ExoticBankai]

So funny !