IKEA in a Nutshell

[@Simlo]

Ikea coworker here! The reason why the rooms feel so real is because each room setting has a story in mind and every item in it has been thought of to fit that story! For example a condo for a young couple who both have highley demanding jobs and have a high liking for bougie things would be a story for a condo room setting

[@TheTGOAC]

That's so legitimately cool and wildly unecessary.

[@rycegabrielmajor9847]

@@TheTGOAC but mainly just really cool

[@no-lifenoah7861]

@@rycegabrielmajor9847 it's a great way to demonstrate what the products would look like in your house as well. it shows what it would look like in situe

[@nairuo]

Don't listen to his lie here, I too work at one. The real reason they feel so real is because each room is actually a room that we stole from a family. Walls and all. We roll in at night with saws and power tools and abscond into the night with the room.

[@Simlo]

@@nairuo You have breached NDA. IKEA compliance officers are on the way, you'l be delicious Swedish meatballs.

[@user_hat]

Everybody gangsta until the lights turn off and the faceless employees say "The store is now closed, please exit the building" and you notice there is no exit

[@blazermettro2059]

The SCP foundation is on the way. Start running.

[@justusP9101]

@@blazermettro2059 Oh, they wont be able to save you now

[@mrlaz9011]

well, I better join the canopy tribe now.

[@Titanic-wo6bq]

That's literally just a normal IKEA, what do you mean.

[@kindadumb916]

@@blazermettro2059 the fuck why is the SCP foundation on my ass they are supposed to be rescuing me

[@TheWinjin]

Two things 1) There's a great story about guys who set up a warm, friendly sort of party on Christmas Eve in their local IKEA. They took the biggest flat there is with the coziest living room, and they would have board games set up there and invite people who were alone in IKEA on Christmas Eve to spend time with them. Because one of them had this sort of shower thought that whoever would be alone there on this day is just extremely lonely and wants to have at least some sort of social interaction, so they wanted to help these people. As far as the story went, staff quickly caught up on what was going on and there was zero interference and they were only asked to leave, like, five minutes before closing time, so they were allowed to stay there for as much as was humanly possible, because, I mean, the staff also wanted to go home on Christmas. 2) Not sure if they do it worldwide but they also served pork shoulders in IKEA Russia and these were delicious and cost like 4$ per knuckle which is an incredible meat to dollar ratio. And they even had frozen ones you could prepare at home.

[@AEJQ13]

cute but that would SUCK to clean up after lol

[@niemand414]

Fun story: My parents once forgot me in an Ikea. I was too young to remember but they told me there was a misunderstanding, my mom went to a Toys r us with my brother and my dad went to another store while was just forgotten there. When they met up again after like 2 hours they realized that I was gone. They looked for me for like half an hour until they found me in a Smaland, just sleeping there lol. Edit: Now that I think about it there's a slight chance they just took the first child they found in Smaland and that the real me is still wandering in the Ikea, lost and afraid.

[@bluhbluh5243]

i mean to be fair they probably recognized you and i dont think ikea employees would just let a small child stay in smaland overnight

[@Drunk_Cat69]

*Småland*

[@funkey6737]

Omg the thought of me not actually being me is horrifying. I'm probably gonna have a dream about that now

[@christiangibson1867]

@@bluhbluh5243 Do you have the sense of humor of a socially inept stone?

[@videoms1271]

@@funkey6737 you are not real

[@frds_skce]

I'm convinced that Joeseppi never actually made it out of IKEA store while recording this video, and he's currently living in this maze, releasing this video and putting cryptic message in it.

[@LordReaperus-memes]

*lord joeseppi you mean

[@SirProud]

He is in 3008

[@daymonvoisin7153]

@@SirProud The SCP fandom has been summoned. We await SCP-3008 The Infinite Ikea's command.

[@Blabhabonsteriods]

@@SirProud I wish I could press the like button multiple times

[@dinomanthegod7617]

Every ikea might as well be a scp 3008 except les dangerous

[@skull-xs6yp]

i ordered my blåhaj last week, he came 5 days early and since then he’s cured all my sadness in my life, helped me eat more and tidys my room, truly an incredible specimen.

[@chello1731]

I got one,and he gave me a lottery winning ticket,and told me good business decisions,and now im a multi bilionare

[@skeleton-bullfrog]

​@@chello1731buy 100,000 blåhaj and give them all a home

[@emily36130]

I got one and he transed my gender

[@ToastedMarauder]

@@emily36130 it’s a common side effect

[@DEATH2NOOBZ]

i’ve got 2, there the skeunkliest skrimblo i’ve ever bought

[@brushtrainreels7117]

I actually was a intern at IKEA, everything he said is 100% true, except he forgot the part where in the staff cafeteria, you get high class meals and free drinks

[@Simlo]

What did you do as an intern?

[@brushtrainreels7117]

@@Simlo stocking, recycling, constaldating, customer service,

[@agrusix282]

but what do you mean "was"? Did you resign or get fired?

[@brushtrainreels7117]

@@agrusix282 I was part of a school internship program and when the semester ended, My internship at ikea had ended, ill never forget that sweet soft bed and apartment

[@agrusix282]

@@brushtrainreels7117 ohh that explains a lot How comfy were the beds exactly though, 1-10 x)

[@whatsthematter8767]

I'm convinced the only purpose of the wooden mannequin hands in IKEA is so that they can see who's immature enough to make them into middle fingers.

[@LEGO-CREAM]

Me.

[@harry.balsonya6]

yea me too

[@Num1PressureFan]

I see that everytime I go there and I wanna scream

[@AlterraCorp]

they removed all the middle fingers in my ikea

[@EpicRandomCoolPerson420]

I think me and my cousin did that...

[@X-SPONGED]

You forgot to mention the psychic healing properties of cuddling IKEA stuffed animals. They seem to instantly improve your mood anytime you're near them (the radius of effect varies from person to person. The general rule of thumb is if you can see the plush relatively well, you will feel at least a fraction of it's effect)

[@Philip_Taylor]

When you go to your new girlfriend's house and her stuffed animal collection seems like a group of rival love interests. Then it comes time to move them from the bed and her favourite one stays there, like it's an ex that she just can't let go of.

[@WolvenSCP]

I'm surprised he didn't mention 3008 at all

[@Schzercro]

i literally become instantly happy when i hug my blahaj

[@Datwaltuhdawg]

Scp 3008-999 are a sub class of entities and come in various variations of stuffed animal. Similiar to scp 999, upon touching or near proximity a feeling of bliss and absolute worry free pure happiness is experienced. Additional information regarding Scp 3008-999 is currently being researched but due to nature of scp 3008 has so far proved futile.

[@inactivedonotinteract]

d j u n g e l s k o g

[@DaddyDellConagher]

Thank you joeseppi for going into ikea and making it out alive to share your experience to the world

[@ninjajulle]

Not many have returned..

[@onurertas5567]

Dont worry! The Engineer is Engi-here!

[@Artissan]

Lord joeseppi*

[@scoutintime]

what is your favourite ikea plushie, dell

[@3oddsocks47]

Its amazing he made it out alive

[@jmmykent9514]

As a Swedish person, I can tell you the names are actually pretty self explanatory. For example, the djungelskog bear directly translates to jungle forest. Also blåhaj is just Blue shark.

[@boredpancake418]

And "gubbröra" which is the name of some weird kitchen utensil translates to "old man stir"

[@jm1646]

blahaj is a offical trans icon

[@counterfeit1148]

@@jm1646 Sucks

[@unoriginalperson72]

@@jm1646 I don't understand it because it's a shark, a rather deadly and killer fish! But good for them I guess

[@jm1646]

@@unoriginalperson72 bc its cute and fluffy as a trans person i love em too,

[@kaasmeester5903]

Pro tips: 1) If you're in a hurry, you can bypass the showroom and enter the shop directly, though the entrance is usually very low key or even hidden a little 2) You can also just go into the warehouse directly, if you know what you need and where to find it. Huge time saver. 3) If you want to browse the showroom, be prepared to get stuck behind super slow groups, people with strollers, or couples who between the 2 of them somehow manage to block a 4 meter wide aisle. For a much more relaxed experience, walk from end to start, against the traffic. People will see you coming and move out of the way, especially if you look a little to the side and pretend not to see them. You'll be like Moses parting the Red Sea.

[@thedragonslayer7294]

I have no doubt that there is someone out there with a complete collection of every IKEA stuffed animal, and that terrifies me.

[@ŁovePolska]

I want to do that

[@Kirsten4260]

What’s wrong with that 😭😭

[@getwrecked3243]

Fine I'll do it myself

[@Lo-Sir]

HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE

[@nawelz]

i do.

[@meatball99]

As a Swede this video is top tier and I cant even complain about the pronunciation, in fact I love it so much I think we should reconstruct the Swedish language according to you.

[@alfinpovg6378]

lmao

[@Blue-Smurf-Cat]

ya it should be changed to the glorious way he sead the words

[@SavvyBigdaddySav]

@@Blue-Smurf-Cat *said

[@oceanboi_]

@@SavvyBigdaddySav Perhaps he simply pronounces said as sead.

[@SavvyBigdaddySav]

@@oceanboi_ oh ok didn't think about that.

[@henryallsebrook]

This made me realise every piece of furniture in my room is from IKEA. My bed, my bedside table, my desk, my chair, my curtains, my pegs, my clothes hangers, my poster frames, my bed sheets, my blanket, my cork board, my rug, my towel, my lamp, my desk plant, my mini-organiser chest of drawers, my magazine files, my cubes on the wall and my laundry basket. There is nothing that's not IKEA. And my room is pretty small as well. I feel like an IKEA Stan at this point

[@blazermettro2059]

Are you sure your not still in the store?

[@desperado3347]

same, besides a huge suitcase that smells like old shit i got from my grandpa once

[@Forthecontent1]

Plot twist, your bedroom is actually an ikea showroom and you live in ikea

[@Hinotoriz]

Plot twist, now IKEA actually own the room you are in, and stuff just keep popping, and spawning in without you knowing

[@chaseandrews9354]

certified GOYIM

[@bl34chh]

blahaj is love. surrender all mortal possessions to blahaj.

[@elliotgiertta8933]

As a swedish person, ITS BLÅHAJ!!!

[@bl34chh]

@@elliotgiertta8933 as a russian person, its not "russian dolls" its matryoshka. as an indian person chicken tikka isnt actually indian, and tea isnt actually british either.

[@nexus-dd2th]

blahajes are cuddl asf

[@mysteriousgamertheball]

The only thing i hate about blahaj (I don't have a swedish keyboard) are the people

[@nexus-dd2th]

@@mysteriousgamertheball lemme guess. femboys?

[@thegamehouse4245]

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for yet another certified hood classic by this absolute Chad of a man Edit: Uh

[@kooIness]

the dude below me has small ant balls

[@dogeymcdogeface3655]

Yes I do

[@Mutrenn]

exactly

[@grownman9984]

i am ready.

[@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee]

I'm not ready I'm sorry

[@icy_roulette]

IKEA was one of the last shopping places I enjoyed with my mom before she passed away earlier this year. We bought loads of plastic cutlery, some ice cube trays for my grandmother, and these amazing pillows that have a cooling feature on one side. We dined in the cafeteria on meatballs and some other Swedish dish she got, swindled some of the fancy coffee, and ate the quaint little desserts they served. It was hot as balls when leaving the store since it was an August day in Texas, but the crisp apple and lingonberry soda we had bought after purchasing our spoils kept us cool. I miss her.

[@karinanowak3863]

I’m sorry for your loss

[@nenadmiscevic9841]

Tf? ​@@karinanowak3863

[@wangsengsin2527]

This man is scarily good at promoting these things. Its 9pm on a rainy day and I want to go to an IKEA right now.

[@greymoonn]

ikr 😂😂

[@jamieandbrohere]

@@greymoonnThis should be an official IKEA advertisement

[@zac9181]

Ah yes, IKEA, the worst place to lose a purse! Good thing that never happened to me. Ha ha ha…ha…that was a horrible day.

[@AlwaysChasingStorms]

The store is now closed, please exit the building.

[@chaseandrews9354]

I love channels like this that upload occasionally. It makes the content feel more special and (obviously in joeseppis case) higher quality

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

2:15 SCP-3008 is actually an infinite Ikea with faceless employees and food that stocks itself in the SCP universe. You could say if you lose one screw...you're _screwed._ Plot twist, the meatballs are made out of people who didn't find the exit. I believe that Lord Joeseppi is actually still in the IKEA, he just found the show room that looked identical to his room and started making the video and living there Love the irony how the world's largest Ikea isn't even in Sweden. It's specifically at the Mall of Asia. Mall of Asia is the world's fifth largest mall and is owned by SM Prime. They own other megamalls (or as they call them, SM Supermalls) in the Philippines like SM City North EDSA (13th largest), SM Megamall (15th largest), and SM Seaside City Cebu (16th largest). The Philippines sure loves to take things from the US like fast-food and malls and says "Hold my beer"

[@hikarumadani2893]

finally the comment ive been waiting for

[@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao]

he just... lives there now

[@dr.doctor_]

Looking at it historical wise, the Americans came here first (colonization), the Philippines adopted some American culture. You could say there is a bit cultural Stockholm Syndrome, pun intended.

[@Scp.3832]

I was looking for someone to mention 3008

[@RedCubeAnyway]

Yes

[@tinyhammertoksvig8218]

As Swede I have to congratulate you on your pronounciation of Älmhult and Småland. Most english speakers would pronounce them like Almhult and Smaland but you actually got the Ä and Å pronounciations pretty close. At least different enough from just saying A. Kudos!

[@arvidhof]

as a swede, i can do nothing but agree

[@Kamii.1g]

As another Swede, I agree.

[@quedoom]

As a Swedish man muself I agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@kovenboi246]

as a swede, i agree

[@thatgurkangurk]

as pure swede så håller jag med

[@John_Gillman]

Ikea cannot build a store smaller than "if 2 people stand at opposite sides the other person's shoes are hidden behind earth's curvature"

[@TimeBucks]

Fantastic video as always!

[@billykid9972]

cool

[@solimankhan1431]

Nice

[@shanurmulani169]

Great website

[@jember258]

kerenn

[@amrelsebai9892]

Beautiful

[@satyrec0001]

I had a stuffed Ikea animal of a Dalmatian when I was a kid. I called him "spotty". In my childhood I has serval surgery's and whenever I woke up in recovery he would be there. He is still with me to this day

[@Hehehehehe23553]

Happy to hear it

[@lordgemini2376]

That’s so sweet, I hope you’re of a better health as an adult :)

[@satyrec0001]

@@lordgemini2376 Thanks

[@Philip_Taylor]

The childhood dog that you never have to say goodbye to.

[@benoitbvg2888]

Useful fact : you can go to any ikea store and ask for any screws/attachments you've lost. They'll give 'em, free of charge. If, like me, you've lost ALL the screws of your bed while moving, they'll happily take the list of what you need and send it by mail to your adress, again, free of charge.

[@imdabiggestbird-f9k]

omagad

[@ohiosigmarizzler344]

I've ever been the IKEA only ONE TIME and my favorite part is the four wheele turning

[@Teaocity]

I can confirm that I was not Swedish before I ate many Ikea meatballs

[@HungryShield]

ayo

[@BluCotton.]

@@HungryShield balls? 🧐

[@NinoJoel]

To bad they removed the horse meat... It tasted way better

[@thesnesgeek]

@@NinoJoelThey had too

[@MelonSeedOfficial]

When he got to the plushies I slammed my table Ace Attorney style and audibly yelled “ITS NOT JUST THE SHARKS?!”

[@zuristerling5119]

Last year I went to IKEA for my birthday and was immediately attached to the sharks I found in a big bin (I didn’t find any of the other plushies) so I bought one And then learned on Reddit that the blahaj is a trans icon and my non-binary ass was drawn to it for a reason

[@Nick-dx2pt]

@@zuristerling5119 my Nonbinary ass was attached to Blahaj too for some reason

[@tacheco2443]

@@Nick-dx2pt probably because a bunch of stuffed cotton doesn't really do anything for trans people unless I'm missing a part of the story

[@NotASummoner]

@@Nick-dx2pt Were you suprised to find your ass stitched onto a Blåhaj?

[@mr_tatou]

I love how everytime Blåhajs are mentioned I can find people who know only the plush I feel less lonely, before discovering trans subreddits i didn't even know Ikea had plushes, and I felt dumb about that

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

For future reference: DJUNGELSKOG = jungle forest; BLÅHAJ (pronounced blaw-high) = blue shark. I speak every language in the world so I'm very familiar with Swedish. At a normal interview, they tell you "Please take a seat" while at an IKEA interview, they tell you *"Please make a seat."* The NJ couple that got married are from Newark, and they got married at the IKEA in Elizabeth right across from the notorious Newark Liberty International Airport. Knowing Newark and its violence...IKEA is the BEST place to get married there. And if either tries to leave each other, they won't be able to escape the other.

[@thekitmi9156]

hes the chosen one

[@Arborvitar]

every language hmmmmmmmmmmm yes all like 200 main ones, nevermind the other thousands of others

[@poopoopoopoolicarpio5078]

nord korea tog 1000 volvo bilar från oss

[@fuzzfac3942]

Thank you Swedish Kim Jong-un

[@kansaslml7796]

​@@Arborvitar I like how you have a problem with them saying they speak all languages, not because it's impossible but because they "only" speak 200 of them

[@Bulletwolfentertainment]

Tipp if you wanna eat the Kötbullar (the meatballs) easily: take the peas and throw them into the smashed potatoes and mix the cranberries with them too and dip the Kötbullar in the mixture.

[@osse1230]

I’ve lived in Sweden my whole life, So seeing him trying to pronounce easy Swedish words is just hilarious 🤣

[@genericineverything7619]

Sättet han sa djungelskog på var väldigt... intressant

[@osse1230]

@@genericineverything7619 Ja väldigt

[@robloccnmeme969]

blahadge

[@Omni739]

@@robloccnmeme969 “BLÅHAJ”

[@worldhello1234]

Nothing easy about pronouncing blah harsh.

[@LiteOruin]

Idk why but EVERY SINGLE TIME, I get scared of a 30% off wardrobe falling on my head while walking in the warehouse area

[@kiri4936]

as a Swede and a true IKEA connesiour I loved this video lmaoo and to think that Småland is viewed as this little childrens play area is funny to me. It's like if Walmart had a play area called Arkansas if that makes any sense

[@snwstrlight]

småland låter ganska gulligt och barnsligt (på ett bra sätt såklart) så jag tycker att det passar bra

[@johncenashi5117]

I live in Småland (The real one). And i have to say, its a childrens play area, so, they are not wrong in that case hahaha

[@doomeddog5589]

5:21 this is true i have seen a shelf in ikea named billy

[@GekasD]

Never thought a video about a furniture store could cause such a rollercoaster of emotions, video goes from funny to nostalgic, can perfectly relate to everything this man said, actually couldn't be any more on point!

[@savannahsgacha2634]

“Regardless, buzzfeed had given me my stuffed animal of choice. Blåhaj the shark. So I headed over to the ikea website, and bought Djungelskog the monkey.” Literally me every day 💀

[@frans_bauer]

Fun fact: The Dutch IKEA's stores used to sell the meatballs with horsemeat, the Swedish FDA found out and now i think they dont serve it anymore😂

[@johncenashi5117]

The Swedish ones did aswell. If i remember correctly it was an error in the meatproduct all over western and northen Europe. Its a common joke here in Sweden hahaha

[@frans_bauer]

@@johncenashi5117 same here about the joke part, idk if it was a wrongdoing here since we also have "frikandel" made of separation meat which also use to contain horse.

[@_Giochi_]

the djungelskog monkey is the best decision you could have made. ita adorable, perfect sized just amazing

[@scept3r.studios]

As a person who’ve been to Ikea Pasay multiple times, I can confirm that it’s the largest. There’s like 3 or 4 floors, and a basement for parking. And it’s brand new too (the ikea here opened on nov 25 last year, they’re celebrating their one-year anniversary). Also, Ikea is right next to SMX convention, which can be an amazing experience if there’s an anime convention going on (you can occasionally spot cosplayers shopping in Ikea lol).

[@rawrrrer]

Hopefully they'd open local stores here in Mindanao too 🙂

[@kangxliqxe1714]

i went to smx convention for japan then ikeaa

[@GreenLeafUponTheSky]

fking weebs

[@jasatotakouzeno4674]

Went there recently, was very happy to see a flock of Blahaj floating in the sky in the stuffed toy section, and seeing how they have an entire Blahaj section just to cater to demand lmao

[@fish5541]

9:15 In Australia there is (at least) 1 IKEA where in the warehouse there are wallpapers with blue sky and clouds, for all customers who forgot what the 'outside' looked like.

[@HotCord]

As a friend of a Swedish fella, this is incredibly accurate

[@thegoldlightning]

Amazing work, dude! I love your channel. Especially the graphics

[@leviglasser3671]

Ikea was like a vacation growing up. The cafeteria, the cheapest family meatball meals, the cranberry soda. At the very end of the shopping we would go to the very end where there's the $1 cinnamon buns, ice cream, hot dogs. It was a different experience that you can't explain

[@ackesbro]

As a swedish person i laughed so much at your pronunciation of Swedish😂

[@Flamingosareswag]

Å et er der værste

[@cxmaster4358]

Yea, Mee too,( Jag vet, han är jätte kul, eller hur?)

[@Karzyval]

@@cxmaster4358 rolig*

[@knorrwax6561]

Bahatjs=blåhaj XD

[@almisaur896]

no words are spoken in the video though

[@-dusan5726]

7:28 “Blåhaj” If only he knew

[@Pingvin-wx6sm]

You mean the trans thing?

[@-dusan5726]

@@Pingvin-wx6sm yeah lmao

[@infelulmeu4494]

@@Pingvin-wx6sm tf u talking about ?

[@MyEarsHurts]

@@Pingvin-wx6sm ?????

[@jayrotheturtleliker9828]

@@-dusan5726 or femboy

[@TobyOliverHenryFan]

0:52 At this raight, why don't they just incase the whole of Sweden in a massive Ikea?

[@DryIceyboi]

I love how this guy ventured through costo and ate all the "sample"s then like so much later brings us yet another masterpiece whilst' risking his life.

[@menzel17]

The hide and seek in Ikea thing is something that would be awesome to do, but it would be super weird. Like imagine if you were some other customer and wanted to buy a cabinet, and then you find some 10 year old crouched down inside it. My solution to that dream is to build an Ikea in Minecraft and do it that way.

[@GentlemanGaming1122]

Facts 🙌🏻👀

[@almisaur896]

go talk about that on an ikea video not on a soccer video lol

[@wingficwithoutwings]

I had a hide and seek with my friends in Ikea. We hid in the warehouse and the floors too- It was fun and I'd 100% do it again till we get kicked out

[@Rainquack]

7:55 *hugs my two large (classic & new) and one compact (new) Blåhaj* "Shh, he didn't mean it." ("Blå" was pretty accurate, but "haj" is just like the German "Hai" (shark) or "Hi" in "Hi, how are you?")

[@hahah-hw3yb]

Its pronounced blow-hai

[@AshRecordReview]

My blåhaj is sitting by me now :3

[@blacky777]

Love these Home Bargains in a nutshell would be great

[@evilgoose6768]

how the fuck is he gonna make a 5 minute or longer video about home bargains

[@idioten222]

7:30 the blahaj is actually just blue shark in swedish.

[@SW7.62]

Your Swedish pronunciations are actually much better then the most ones I’ve heard and actually surprised how good you say “Småland”

[@garethchampion8406]

6:15 Bro nah, man did not need to violate me like that💀

[@goblindvd]

You forgot to mention that once you walk in its physically impossible to go back out and you have to go through the end to get out

[@Bannditbunny]

Hearing Joeseppi saying swedish words made me burst out laughing

[@intelligentgekko9310]

Blåhaj

[@crooster1]

BLOE HADJJ!

[@maltehjalmdahl8626]

The Swedish pronunciation was significantly better than I thought, great video!

[@almisaur896]

BUT NOBODY SAID ANYTHING IN THE VIDEO

[@quedoom]

@@almisaur896 Wot?

[@jarvistoasty]

I absolutely love this character in the grey coat. Joeseppi's made him so expressive.

[@jurukss]

I've been hanging out at ikea with friends eating hotdogs and drinking unlimited drinks each Friday, got kicked out once for playing hide and seek. That manager is still looking at us each time we enter

[@IgnisPeaks]

You really never fail to make me laugh. Fantastic video as always! :D

[@SavvyBigdaddySav]

My man just donated 20ds. In the comments. Do not take this out of context.

[@WoolyCow]

@@SavvyBigdaddySav im guessin he was kind enough to give u one of his d?

[@mintengineer30]

@@SavvyBigdaddySav ok I will ITS A BOT

[@SavvyBigdaddySav]

@@mintengineer30 fric I fell for it.

[@jannettebrown2273]

Joeseppi is one of these people that rarely upload but when they do it's LEGENDARY!

[@augustleded]

8:27 i remember going to one of these when i was 7 before they closed it down a couple years later. i jumped into the ball pit and they made me sit in the back and watch trolls with the other kids for 10 minutes. still pissed about that btw

[@piero8308]

The Thought of seeing your bedroom in an Ikea gives me goosebumps

[@SkylandersGirl]

new SCP

[@flyday9792]

2:38 LITERALLY THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE I TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY FAMILY BUT THEY DONT UNDERSTAND ITS JUST SO SCARY

[@DocPyro]

As a Swedish lad, I approve of your pronunciation of Swedish words 👍

[@antonberglund117]

Jo utalen funkar🤙 (Vi är ju ändå "bara" strax över 1% av hans tittare😅😂)

[@almisaur896]

but he never talked though?

[@DocPyro]

@@almisaur896 Did you mute the video or something?

[@almisaur896]

@@DocPyro nope, i only heard music, and the vid was about football thumbnails

[@boredpancake418]

Fun fact: "Småland" is a place in Sweden, and it also translates to "small-country", so it fits really well on a playground for kids. I actually grew up in Småland, so that makes it even more special to me

[@k4ruchi]

Did you know? The meatballs served at IKEA is actually made of customers that got lost and couldn't make it out before closing time.

[@MrBelles104]

5:50 this humor is killing me 😂

[@CosmicCreeper99]

Joeseppi should definitely establish his own title as “Lord of talking about random yet somehow enjoyable things” I mean what other contenders are there?

[@EternalPlaylists]

But like bruhhhh taking a sponsorship from a scam

[@3oddsocks47]

True

[@aprofondir]

NakeyJakey is somewhat in that vein

[@lpgoodgamer7137]

degenerocity is up there too

[@SavvyBigdaddySav]

You both watch Degenerocity to?

[@Bannditbunny]

Being a Swede, ikea feels like the swedish pride to the world

[@FluoFalI]

The thumbnail design changing to a monkey out of nowhere

[@Dr.Feelgoods]

As a Swede this is absolutely amazing

[@ItzLagom]

As a half Swedish person, I half approve of this.

[@jd_the_cat]

Hey, a fellow half-Swede.

[@ItzLagom]

@@jd_the_cat hi, my fellow half-Swede

[@neski69]

as an IKEA employee myself, i can confirm we are not allowed to leave the store

[@TobyOliverHenryFan]

3:34 Mr Beast should do this - 'I PLAYED A GAME OF HIDE N SEEK IN IKEA!' - 600 mil view video idea! The man already has 200 mil subscribers!

[@awkwardmax3499]

Joeseppi is exempt from having a routine upload schedule considering the amount of editing that goes into these is actually insane.

[@Walker_62738]

I love the in a nutshell video's. Please keep this series going!

[@vector8045]

Dude, I actually got lost in ikea as a kid. I can’t describe the odd other worldly feeling of just seeing room after room. It was like a different universe… until my mom found me

[@thundermats22]

10:10 Klappen😂😂 I’m Dutch 🇳🇱 and klappen means clapping 👏🏻 or a Will Smith smack 😂

[@aGuyCalledJulian]

Dat is waar

[@Aatamixx]

This actually made me go to IKEA for the first time ever. Didn’t buy any furniture, just got the orca plushie and sorta walked around with my friend. I also tried the cinnamon buns, they were good.

[@bambinaforever1402]

So u do not have a Malm chest of drawers? Where do u keep your undies?

[@puddycat2325]

I went to IKEA recently, and unfortunately the nearest one to me is in Milton Keynes. Nonetheless, I went there to check out some chairs for the living room. Upon entering, I walked towards the first flight of escalators when I noticed a noise that sounded like dance music. When I stepped aboard the escalator and slowly ascended the music got louder and louder. My eye-line breached the top of the first escalator and I was completely taken aback at the scene before me. Right there, next to the second escalator to the main floor, nestled between a few IKEA plants was a set of speakers, some music equipment, and at the helm an actual DJ. I shit you not, there was a DJ doing a full set at IKEA. As I stepped off the escalator he grabbed the mic and in that textbook DJ voice said “Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to IKEA”. I could barely contain myself. Only one thing crossed my mind at this point, which was ‘at what point do you give up on your life so much that you DJ at an IKEA in Milton Keynes at 4PM on a Sunday?’.

[@thecrownedninja3121]

3:00 in an ikea room, inside a giant warehouse like store in the middle of a country, in the middle of a continent, in a rock in space, in the galaxy in a universe.

[@itzcoopergaming4299]

8:50 this Ikea is literally a 40 minute drive from where I live, it's the closest Ikea near me, I recognise this place from when I was younger.

[@THEbeetrootsoup]

2:27 it appears you now have to do Sims in a nutshell

[@CatAywa]

5:44 Missed opportunity to say “Screwed”

[@justrex665]

5:55 You lose one screw and you're screwed.

[@ccityplanner1217]

My local Ikea didn't have a Smaaland until I was 12 years old, so my mum & I would have to make up our own games to play while going around the showroom, thus I have genuinely played hide & seek in Ikea & raced around the track.

[@UnbreakableandShadow]

Rumors have it, that Joeseppi is still stuck in IKEA for the meatballs and other stuff.

[@ClaustroPasta]

And he's uploading from within one of the bedroom there. He's practically calling for help with this upload!

[@kylekraus6722]

I got lost in IKEA once as a kid. Scariest two days of my life.

[@snwstrlight]

TWO DAYS?!..

[@GooseMakeHonk]

I am norwegian and dis is to good 05:08 The Shark Blåhaj Blå= blue Haj= shark But your way of saying, it is better XD

[@PepsiPop-ze9kh]

9:11 I used to play hide and seek with my brother from my parents in the section right before you leave. Most thrilling thing ever. Especially when you have to dodge the people looking for furniture.

[@Ironeagle-yz2zy]

It genuinely makes my day to see these uploaded! Keep up the great work!

[@ozrencupac]

The last time i was in an ikea i stole 43 ikea pencils and nobody noticed

[@icepancake]

When i was a child, me and my sister always tried to get as many as those ikea pencils as possible without getting caught, remember dumping like 30 of them onto the table while our parents could only watch in absolute disbelieve

[@FlynnGreenfield]

6:48 Look at fabler bjorn I got him at my house 😂😂😂

[@mikaela2143]

I couldn't stop giggling while watching this video, thank you for making me laugh

[@theicewizard6900]

5:26 I have that bookshelf in my room

[@Mega-Mato]

Eat it

[@Reduncanny]

Same

[@mode3763]

8:50 Why does it look like a backrooms level? 😂😂

[@whothefrickareyou8106]

Looks like the most depressing place to die in.

[@optimascrime5235]

I've been to Ikea in at least 8 year's,But I'm glad to see that nothing's changed