22 Short Edits About Steamed Hams

Alternate Title:
Steamed Hams but it's a Compilation of All My Previous Edits
I do not own any rights to the source material in this clip, it belongs to The Simpsons, Disney and their rightful owners. This is a work of parody, a meme. All my work in here is the editing, and the different twist in the plot of the skit.
00:00 - Chalmers arrives at an inconvenient time | Steamed Hams #1
1:01 - Chalmers is short and Skinner teases him about 'Isometric Exercise' | Steamed Hams #2
1:47 - Skinner Murders His Mother and serves her to Chalmers | Steamed Hams #3
3:13 - POV: You're at The Back of Krusty Burger | Steamed Hams #4
5:49 - POV: You're at Krusty Burger, watching a "Streamed" Hams Video | Steamed Hams #5
8:40 - The Roast Wasn't Ruined | Steamed Hams #6
10:09 - POV: You're Entirely Within Seymour's Oven | Steamed Hams #7
12:48 - Chalmers is Just a Burning Memory | Steamed Hams #8
15:10 - Skinner Remembers To Turn Off The Oven | Steamed Hams #9
15:49 - Lemonposting | Steamed Hams #10
16:47 - The Superintendent is Gonna Need His Medication | Steamed Hams #11
18:37 - Liver and Onions | Steamed Hams #12
20:24 - POV: You're the Cashier at Krusty Burger | Steamed Hams #13
23:15 - I'm Editing This Video in Seymour's Kitchen | Steamed Hams #14
24:06 - The Krusty Burger Training Video | Steamed Hams #15
26:06 - They're Aware Of You | Steamed Hams #16
28:41 - A Bad Film Production | Steamed Hams #17
30:05 - An Evil Entity Lurks in Skinner's House | Steamed Hams #18
31:36 - POV: You're Illegally Recording 'Steamed Hams' at the Theater | Steamed Hams #19
35:00 - POV: You're in the Backseat of the Fire Engine | Steamed Hams #20
37:35 - Last Chance To Look At Me, Chalmers | Steamed Hams #21
38:06 - Alternate Doorbell Timelines | Steamed Hams #22
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[@JvanEdits]

To those of you who liked the steamed hams edits, I reuploaded all of them in one single video, I didn't want to disappoint you by simply deleting everything to please KZbin, but I couldn't just let them take all the revenue that I made for them and myself with this channel. I’ve been monetized for a long time, it's not my main source of income but it sure helps a lot, considering the circumstances I live in. So, I deleted them from this channel to “fix” the “reused” content issue they’ve hit me with, reapplied, but it was all to no avail. They still decided to screw up with my content. Thanks for understanding, I still plan on making different videos related to Simpsons edits, and also different animations with my own take and artstyle soon.

[@ethansanchez1078]

No, thank you, my friend

[@Larsgman]

Hoping things turn around for you Jvan. I know YT sucks total donkey nuts with the way they dole out their restrictions because it’s completely stupid and arbitrary. May God bless you with health and prosperity Jvan.

[@diegocosta493]

Thank you for all your amazing work and I hope everything goes alright

[@vittoriof.8088]

Thanks Juan. May your ham be steamed.

[@MultiRock888]

Is this the end of Steamed Hams? If so, then well Jvan you're an odd fellow but I must say... you steam a good ham.

[@andtails]

"Oh ye gods, KZbin ruined my channel! But what if I compile all my steamed hams edits into one video? Oh ho hoo, delightfully devilish, Jvan!"

[@marsandcobblesproductions3501]

JVANNNNNN!

[@JPS310Studio]

Why the Smoking your House, Jvan?

[@marsandcobblesproductions3501]

@@JPS310Studio Uh it's not Steamed Hams, it's a Rudolph compilation! KZbin: a Rudolph compilation! At this time of year! At this time of day, localised entirely on your channel

[@marsandcobblesproductions3501]

@@JPS310Studio BY THE NORTH POLE! WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THERE!

[@JPS310Studio]

Can I see it, Jvan

[@JongleurJ10]

'Why is Moe coming out of your oven?" 10/10 for being unexpected!

[@TheGerkuman]

"I thought we were having Moe..."

[@tv-hl1dm]

Where is this

[@oconnorwilliam01]

​@@tv-hl1dm2:31

[@Som5thing2487]

@@tv-hl1dmSeymour’s kitchen in Springfield

[@WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869]

Well now it’s not

[@Popcoolman123]

With the 3rd one, the whole,”patented skinner burgers, old family recipe!” Line gets a whole new meaning

[@North_Red_Dark_Academia]

Old family member recipe!

[@Bloodletter8]

I like the way Chalmers walks into Skinner's kitchen and yells at him for having fun with a woman. Like, dude you broke into my house just to yell at me? It's none of your business what kind of delightfully devilish shit I'm doing in here.

[@boooster101]

Her name was Aurora. Aurora Borealis.

[@Kyumifun]

​@@boooster101 a- AURORA BOREALIS!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely on your lap!?

[@sheevhernandez3869]

Fr like let my guy smash the girl he needs it

[@person-qc8kr]

​@@Kyumifunyes.

[@marekmadek1793]

May I see her?

[@foolofdaggers7555]

The medication Chalmers takes at 16:54 (and several more times throughout that edit) is a blue and white capsule with ITI-007 42 mg printed on the white side. I’ve decided to take one for the team and look it up. It’s an antipsychotic with the generic name of lumateperone, sold under the brand name Caplyta. It’s classified as an atypical antipsychotic, and is approved to treat schizophrenia and bipolar disorder in adults.

[@Trainboyz1.]

So chalmers has schizophrenia and/or bipolar

[@Halberds8122]

"Chalmers is just a burning memory"

[@xZippy]

"It's poop." Like that answer makes anything sound better.

[@PikminBak]

I love how the second one doesn't at all adjust the camera to account for Chalmers being short.

[@joelofjudah9144]

Steamed hams? Localized entirely within one video?

[@breeeegs]

KZbin: May I ruin it?

[@hawkeye5955]

​@@breeeegs: KZbin viewers: "No."

[@CannibalCake]

"good lord what a ham" is amazing

[@renaisnisbett]

Steamed Hams, but reversed. Reversed as in Chalmers meets Skinner at Krusty Burger for the luncheon and the Krusty burgers are ruined. Skinner then proceeds to run to his house for the "burgers" which is actually the steamed hams (i.e. already prepared from the previous day and quickly heated in the microwave, as to not give Chalmers any suspicion when he returns).

[@sheevhernandez3869]

Good idea actually 🗣️

[@Snakeythepuppet]

Yeah!😊

[@dillpickle06]

Yeah, I can sit through 40 minutes of Steamed hams between doing my exams.

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

9:48 Chalmers is a beast, ripping out pieces of it with his hand.

[@Drawnix1983]

26:06 ok thats actually terrifying. Its not even a simple "4th wall break" anymore, the characters follow the script like nothing happens... but you begin to notice... that from time to time they look at you, and back, at you and back and ect. That idea creeps me out honestly.

[@JvanEdits]

Most sane steamed hams fan

[@Mai-Gninwod]

The dude going OHH! at the steamed hams movie really gets me chucklin

[@JvanEdits]

He was all in for it 😂

[@jendouglas9781]

Imagine you're at a restaurant, waiting for your food, and a person orders a bunch of burgers because he burned his dinner, and after he leaves, you just see his house catch on fire.

[@MixelsFan15441]

#6 is truly the perfect ending for Steamed Hams. It took 5 years for everything in this unforgettable luncheon to go right, and it finally did.

[@rome8180]

I think my favorite was the one where he remembered to turn off the oven. I especially like the part at 15:35 where he stares out the window in appreciation of the beauty of nature. I like how Chalmers "catches him" but then seems to understand that Skinner deserves this moment of peace and leaves him alone. Just a nice touching moment.

[@AUTOCARR0T]

9:59 The random "Seymour" was hilarious for no reason.

[@matthewisguy7336]

I love the edits that make skinner just not respond. 😂

[@justanotherguy1122]

In #8, the objects floating in the air made it feel more like Chalmers was actually a spectral entity that only Skinner could see.

[@Agent_Double_0_4]

I was not prepared for the first one

[@idontdovarioustasks]

For an unforgettable luncheon?

[@breeeegs]

14:09: Chalmers has been dead for 15 years and Skinner has gone crazy trying to cope with the loss

[@RogerVers1]

nah he is a ghost

[@R3TR0--93]

21:20 skinner escapes through the window but uses the back door to get back in the kitchen which he clearly didn't use the door in the first place

[@beepthemeep12]

Same at 6:44-7:01

[@sirhscorpio]

whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it

[@christianthethomasandfrien8257]

When the narrator said "Skinner" in the training video, it sounded more like "Schemer"

[@Michi_Exiled]

The steamed hams saga shall live on ✊

[@violentvincentplus]

Liver and onions

[@MiniKodjo]

liver and onions is just a masterpiece

[@tankmaster6062]

29:43 mins in is an amazing little detail where a famous editing mistake shown 4 burgers, they both ate one but a burger gone missing and this cleaver and subtle detail of one falling off i thinks pretty amazing and a great attention to detail

[@ginyutiki]

Great editing skills on all of these. I really liked the one where they eat the roast and just have a normal luncheon and conversation. That one was wholesome.

[@TheRealNormanBates]

I really liked the POV at Krusty Burger. I like seeing it played from the outside. And the Oven POV? Crazy, man! 26:10 such a simple edit, yet so effective. I like it when 27:45 Chalmers shows the burger to _us._

[@gmugrumbach]

Jvan, you're an odd fellow, but you compile a good Steamed Ham edit.

[@mistashadow]

32:03 _He knows what you're doing._

[@Superkuh2]

I still come back to this every once in a while to bath myself in the glory that is "POV: You're in the Backseat of the Fire Engine | Steamed Hams #20".

[@alexxx4434]

Started with an absolute banger, I see.

[@an0rmalname179]

Ah, soo many unforgettable Luncheons.

[@Max_The_Flower]

Wow, props to you for actually making exactly 22 short films about steamed hams. Also there should be chapters for each individual film.

[@Pigness7]

patented skinner burgers old family recipit has a completely different meaning in that third edit

[@RowanAldridge]

The "editing mistake" part in the lemons one is so good. Gets me every time

[@lhaviland8602]

"Patented skinnerburgers, old family recipe" takes on a WHOLE new meaning in the third one.

[@James_alt]

23:33 nobody: my ADHD brain at 3 a.m. for no reason when I'm trying to sleep

[@Glasgowphilosopher]

"They're Aware of You" was brilliantly subtle.

[@theelitecreeper581]

Every single one after is edited similarly

[@shakezula3316]

The ambulance replacing the fire truck is the best thing ever

[@This_handle]

10:00 Grandma: “SEYMOUR!” Also grandma: **Doesn’t respond with is the sign of death** Seymour: does it look like I care

[@mattmin45]

Steamed Hams : The Movie

[@leociresi4292]

Who’s the hot chick?

[@BluCoolKnux]

Theory: The “evil entity” in Steamed Hams #18 is the ghost of Agnes Skinner, who passed away long before the day of the luncheon. Some of her last words that Seymour recalls are “I’m sick of this house and I’m sick of you!” Supposedly, Steamed Hams #3 takes place in the same universe. On that day, Seymour had finally snapped from all of the mistreatment from his own mother, Agnes, which was what led him to murder her in the first place. If this is the case, then this may be why Seymour and Chalmers burn alive with no chance to evacuate from the burning house in the end-Agnes is getting her revenge on Seymour for murdering her long ago. Not even Chalmers was spared. But, who can really say, for that’s all a theory… *A Film Theory.* (We’ll miss you, MatPat.)

[@sarysa]

Missed opportunity: Ending with the "turns off oven" one.

[@albireothestarthebacklight2990]

A few of them are connected, like the cashier one and the phone one 😂

[@cadespaulding3837]

“Old family recipe” technically he’s not wrong. (The third one for context)

[@GodKingReiss]

“In fact, that was part of the old family!”

[@jeepmega629]

Steamed Hams still lives on in 2023!

[@mateoxd632]

TIME STAMPS 0:01 Steamed Hams But Chalmers Arrives in an inconvenient Time 1:01 Steamed Hams But Chalmers Is Tiny 1:47 Steamed Hams But Seymour Kills his Mother And Cooks her 3:15 Steamed Hams But The Perspective Its back to the Krusty Burger 5:49 POV: You Are Watching Steamed Hams In Krusty Burger *MOST WATCHED STEAMED HAMS VIDEO THAT I REMEMBER* 8:42 Steamed Hams But The Roast Was Not Ruined 10:12 Steamed Hams But The Perspective Its in The Roast *This Video Had Some different Titles that I remember* 12:48 Steamed Hams But Chalmers Is Just a Burning Memory || But Chalmers Is a Friendly Ghost || But Chalmers Is invisible 15:11 Steamed Hams But Seymour Turned Off The Oven * THIS IS STILL IN PROGRESS *

[@JadeiteMcSwag]

thank you brother

[@mateoxd632]

Yes, its still in progress for now, im still making this

[@JvanEdits]

it's in the description too, idk why it isnt showing in "chapters"

[@mateoxd632]

@@JvanEdits oh ok

[@OKobern]

@@JvanEdits I believe it may be because you put a period after each timestamp in the description

[@RebelRenegade76]

Glad to see the saga still around, glad to know they weren’t entirely scrapped!

[@cheeseyleaves]

20:24 This is my favorite one. I dunno why exactly

[@expiredwater4118]

3:14 - 5:48 Someone needs to file a noise complaint.

[@swempytimes]

I think I've broken down Steamed Hams into three categories 0. Base Story: the story of steamed hams that we all know and love 1. Perspective: seeing the same story of steamed hams but from a different viewpoint. (Exp: from the krusty burger, from the fire truck, from Seymour's mother) 2. Alternative Tell: telling the same basic story of steamed hams yet changing the way that it's told. (Exp: musical parody, lines from other shows, different animators, recited from memory) 3. Significant Shift: taking the content from steamed hams and telling a completely different story. (Exp: Seymour is crazy, everything goes fine, etc.) People have been making edits to this small scene for years now and it still doesn't really show signs of stopping anytime soon. Truly, this was an unforgettable luncheon. 🫶

[@TtEL]

I like how some of them layer over each other, like #17 and #19 layering over #16

[@seventhportal]

Yes, and you call it "22 Short Edits About Steamed Hams" despite it obviously being an ad for Krusty Burger

[@JvanEdits]

Krusty Burger is my sponsor

[@music-channel69]

You know, KZbin is just seething how they can get you for this. Never stop being awesome.

[@strangefishman7635]

2:31 skinner's reaction absolutely destroyed me 😭😭

[@bryonytickle5167]

"i thought we were having Moe." 😭😭😂

[@jaypham3393]

Holy crap I didn’t think Liver and Onions wasn’t that funny at first but at the end I was dying 😂

[@opalyasu7159]

30:22 also I love how the thunder is timed with the music

[@TBoneTony]

The first one was a crazy dance party. Loved each 22 edits

[@brokkrep]

Another great masterpiece! Reminds me of these cereal boxes, where many small boxes of various cereals were included.

[@shakezula3316]

Skinner solves world peace by remembering to turn off his oven

[@closethockeyfan5284]

Jvan: "Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all; I'm pooped." KZbin: "Yes, your videos should be--GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?" Jvan: "A megacut analysis." KZbin: "A megacut 'analysis,' at this time of year, at this time of day, uploaded entirely within your channel." Jvan: "... Yes!" KZbin: "... May I see it?" Jvan: "... Yes!"

[@lunoxis8371]

After watching 100 or so edits of steamed hams, seeing the tiny eye edits at #16 unnerved me to hell and back again.

[@Zenlore6499]

The two of them spiking the camera is killing me! It’s so damn good!! 🤣

[@neondennon]

Gonna miss the old comments on these, but it’s fun to marathon these. Most of an hours worth of time, that’s kickass dude.

[@beenjamminbunny9977]

2:54 giving new meaning to patented Skinner burgers

[@immortalsun]

‘Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe’ has a different meaning now.

[@PabloAndresColomaMadornes2006]

Thank you so much for reuploading all of these Steamed Hams edits 😊

[@polishpeepawgaming]

2:10 "Oh ye gods! My mother is ruined!"

[@justanotherboringaccountin832]

Imagine walking down the street and there is just a half naked guy ringing someones doorbell

[@tatsumi2358]

2:54 "Old family recipe" hits different with this one

[@CannibalCake]

the superintendent just being tiny was hilarious

[@unluckyproductions330]

I love how the characters grow beards when saying "Liver and Onions," and then they disappear.

[@tinygalaxycub0834]

These are truly amazing and perfect I love your edits and im apparently addicted to steamed hams now XX

[@DezorianGuy]

Nicely done. You're a legend.

[@JadeiteMcSwag]

Thank you for all you've done friend

[@JohnPaulBuce]

im glad these are back

[@jethrobradley7850]

Love the attention to detail. As Steamed Hams But videos go, this deserves more views!

[@thescreamingicecube4666]

I’ll miss these You did an amazing job making me laugh

[@CooperTowns]

These edits are great good job Jvan

[@BASEDSAKRI]

seymour is the only guy I know that can steam hams for 12 hours!

[@Shyguy71588]

This video changed my life thank you

[@MattnessLP]

I just love the subtle looks into the camera during the "Bad Film Production" sequence xD

[@DreadArkive]

Old "family recipe" indeed.

[@MrBallerinakaka]

I'll Never Forgive KZbin What They Did To You But Thanks For Reuploads Every Steamed Hams Edits Made By You :)

[@DieuGamer1929]

Great work!

[@umbreonben]

These are the best omg

[@Тираил]

I'd better watch a 40-minute long steamed hams video than sleep

[@teddyblomstrom8876]

This is actually super well made wtf?

[@drbrandoni4563]

That means the person is watching this Live

[@lavalord96]

Jvan's Steamed Hams Season 1.

[@Kjamesm09]

9:40 “GOOD LORD, WHAT A HAM!”

[@avalonjustin]

15:35 That was heartwarming 😊

[@mathieuleader8601]

memorable lunches

[@krloxvj]

6:00 a smartphone in the ‘90s?

[@who-ny5oe]

Yes.

[@doompoison2365]

Its part of the endless loop, the world moves forward and they stand still in time.

[@TheActualMadDemon]

The compilation we all need!

[@landon2614]

absolutely marvelous

[@akostoth9389]

Perfect, now I know what to watch during eating my dinner.