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[@fraserking4747]

Sseth’s dedication to humiliating any sponsors he gets is something I admire. Remember kids, reminding corporate goofballs that they are just that is both a right and an obligation.

[@6Qubed]

deicide is a word because no one is safe

[@bogdanbotis1524]

And they keep coming back for more :)

[@twohorsesinamancostume7606]

Nay, I'd say it's a duty.

[@MrMeddyman]

The thing is they know not to lean against internet silliness or they'll be labelled as the "lame brand",. It's a corporate entity not another person, they can't really be "humiliated" they just want to spread awareness of their brand and experience growth so if the stuffy old way doesn't work they're not gonna go against the grain. Established Titles is still making money selling "souvenir plots", they're still in business and are actually an arm of the Hong Kong-based investment firm, Galton Voysey Ltd, but very few people know of this affiliation and if they ever end up in hot water they will just cut all affiliation with the sham company and continue on as usual.

[@espio87]

The moment she said she was going to take a sip each time she saw Sseth's avatar, I knew I was in for a ride xD

[@ChicagoReacts]

i diedddddddddd. sometimes it doesn't show up as much!

[@XochiCh]

33 sips if I recall correctly.

[@TheGentleCreepers]

8:30 the funniest part of Sseth's video 🤣 He's such a troll to corpos and we're all here for it.

[@RedeemerofDark]

I think Lauren should take a drink whenever Seth makes a joke at someone or at some groups expense would be a good one. The name is Bastard Bonds but Seth didn't want to get in trouble for putting that in the title.

[@ChicagoReacts]

Ah, gotcha. If I drank every time he made fun of someone, I'd be even more dead than drinking when his avatar shows up.

[@RedeemerofDark]

@@ChicagoReacts mayhaps your right :P

[@theblobconsumes4859]

Sponsored by neither, actually, as you found out. As Sseth explains, when he takes sponsorships like that, or a lot of others, it's mainly to drain them of their money by making a sponsor segment that makes them look stupid.

[@TheGentleCreepers]

I think hello fresh didn't proceed with their sponsorship to Sseth. So he just released the supposed ad that he did for established titles. Before they were exposed as a scam.

[@ChicagoReacts]

the impression i got was that hello fresh bowed out, established titles stepped in, he filmed the ad, then they were exposed as a scam, so he decided to continue to call them out, no?

[@akumuryuu]

When I first watched this, I forgot that Established Titles is an actual company that existed and though he was using it as "Insert Generic Brand Here". As in, an established company title.

[@laniakea_0]

ah. thank you for doing this! I've really been looking forward to you getting around to this one. would be great if a few of the others did a reaction to this one as well!

[@laniakea_0]

yeah. he doesn't say the title very often in the video so it tend to get lost a little. the game is called Bastard Bonds. it's on steam and there is a free demo the official trailer: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqa7ZKp5rbmKr9k

[@lastfirst5863]

Seth knows what corporations don’t want their good name being associated with, and fills his ads full of his most degenerate jokes to drag them through the mud he himself doesn’t mind rolling in. It’s beautiful to see him at work.

[@CorvusCorone68]

fun fact: pigs coat themselves in mud to avoid getting sunburned

[@BauthorFowler]

I actually looked up that chapter of Leviticus and what was ACTUALLY written was a lot less wholesome.

[@antthefool7637]

Yeah I was confused too LMAO

[@CorvusCorone68]

i've seen a video where a guy will wrap a Bible so it looks like the Koran and quote verses, generally the Old Testament; after people express their horror at the punishments depicted, he takes the cover off and shows it's the Bible; tellingly, an old white guy wasn't pleased by this antic

[@laniakea_0]

0:30 I really like that void juice right there...

[@tesial]

Yess, please more Sseth

[@fightfannerd2078]

Gachi thumbnail got my attention

[@HonkHonkler]

Wait... Why exactly are you taking a drink every time his avatar comes up? Lol.

[@ChicagoReacts]

for fun. I like to have a little drinking game for each video. 🍻🍷🍸🍹🥃

[@deathninja16]

The land ownership sponsor was found to be lying about there services.

[@zacksilverstone7642]

As a man, yes, I can confirm that the quote is true. And I believe the female version would be "The most beautiful"? It's basically a hardwire coding in our genetics. It's the very basic of Desire. It doesn't matter what it is you desire, because it all stems from wanting to feel empowered.

[@lastfirst5863]

I wanna be, the very best, like no one ever was…

[@Jo_youwhatmate]

As a man That is not true lol, it's a presumptive statement that Seth said because it's ridiculously humorous lol...genetics has literally nothing to do with it

[@Sirscruggz]

What you thought was cyberpunk was actually from an anime called Baki. It’s a fighting anime that’s actually pretty fucking awesome

[@ChicagoReacts]

Oh word. I'll look into it.

[@Laucron]

"Gay sex Baldur's Gate", huh

[@c4ns3r53]

Ah yes, I love Jenkem too.

[@Masterkaran]

I love how she progressively drinks less and less every time knowing she's going to get smashed otherwise xDD

[@joseneto5833]

David Cross?

[@laniakea_0]

24:06 where exactly could I find those polls?

[@ChicagoReacts]

the community page

[@generayvandergraaf9594]

Love you, Lauren. Not afraid to say it. If you ever visit Amsterdam I would like to buy you a drink. I would mix a drink for you if I could, but of that subject I know nothing, even though I'm picking up some interesting pieces of information here. Amsterdam is the capital of Holland I feel compelled to add since I learned that geography is not your forte.

[@ChicagoReacts]

if ever I get to Amsterdam I am certain I'd love to take you up on that! Ngl, I do know where Amsterdam is, geographically...but I did not know it was the capital.

[@rainingfishy]

Pls react to "GIVING MY BEST FRIEND HIS DREAM CAR" by Anomaly (also intro is a bit cringe but the rest of the video gets better)