Self Defense Life Hacks That May Save Your Life!

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[@toribrayton2342]

"Tied up my ankles backward, this guy's a professional " three seconds later "lucky for me, it seems I'm working with the dumbest robber ever " 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mistycline6870]

Jeff from Henry Danger??? Lol

[@Lilly_p0ps]

Oh Christ I’m like ten seconds in and it’s already chaos

[@livin_on_the_moon6093]

Ikr

[@Nico_AstraX6691]

Ofc it is this is Brandon we are talking about

[@Lilly_p0ps]

@@Nico_AstraX6691 lmao ofc

[@cinnabronjames1407]

I don't know what you expected from Brandon

[@N0_Body04]

Thats brandon XD

[@brennaclark9604]

“If someone’s choking you just get their hands of you” gives the same vibe as “if you can’t breath just start breathing”

[@AlexpC3PO]

Call me Kelly- I mean crazy, but this one and the "life hacks to understand women" are some of the funniest videos on Brandon's Channel. I've been here for a few years and you never fail to make me cry of laughter. "Hold this puppy" always gets me. Love you Brandon 💜

[@BERRY_SODA1]

Yup👌

[@ShayMarkipliersVersion]

“I’m gonna steal this tiny man… Oh that’s someone else’s” 😂😂😂

[@TheKeebster1]

Hey Brandon, not exactly sure if kidnapping someone in a trunk and/or tying them up in a basement is considered "petty crime" 🤣

[@macieS1127]

Brandon‘s office/film room is literally a cartoon show one day it’s destroyed the next day it’s like nothing happened.🤣🤣 (rly luv u brandon you make my day better but I’m sad you make me laugh in dark times and I’m sure it’s not just me but all of us really enjoy your comedy and you’re so funny! 💜💜💜) #dooderking

[@thecatacombhimself]

true

[@Faith44710]

Brandon can literally make anyone laugh at any time of the day or night!!😂

[@cvetykondzhagyulova4500]

True, in one moment I can be crying my eyes out and the next moment that I watch him I start laughing outloud. He always makes my mood and day better. Love you Brandon!

[@Faith44710]

@@cvetykondzhagyulova4500 😂😭

[@certifiedmental1]

Brandon: "stop reporting ny videos for dangerous acts.." Also Brandon: **threatens to cut someone's hands off with tree cutters.**

[@lurk03am56]

Brandon I have recommended you to all my friends Your humor and dedication to your videos needs to be seen by everyone!!

[@That_Bikeing_duo]

This is how many people love I’mBrandon Ferris 👇

[@Nico_AstraX6691]

Then we are liars because you only have two one is from me tho

[@Sienna_X]

Like begger but failed edition

[@cohenz_kaard]

Brandon: stop flagging my video for violence and stuff acts Also that one video where him and Cameron literally tortured each other with mouse traps: 👁👁 In all seriousness I love all of your content

[@mamaseesa3122]

Hilarious. And the ad that played afterwards was a 'former CIA officer' teaching us how to get out of duct tape. 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@AUF18]

Brandon really makes my day full of laughter 😂💜

[@JaycieMaria]

I think this is the earliest I’ve ever seen one of Brandon’s videos

[@waterwaifu612]

I love how Brandon has enough chaotic energy that you can tell he’d be the life of a party

[@faridaatwa3644]

i’ve been having the worst day and my internet just came back, this vid literally made me light up and smile, when i say you have an irreplaceable effect, i mean it

[@nicholejeter3009]

Whoa yeah. She did have perfect timing. Such a relief she was able to help you out !! Phew 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@koriannder]

At 3:53 mark Brandon literally kicks his own butt. Don’t bully yourself, man! 😂😂

[@robertbuth]

Got the Notification. Clicked immediately. Let the fun begin!

[@Hi-zi8ps]

110 view!Ive been on your channels for 2 years!I think since you had one channel!Im a big fan and my little sister thinks your super funny,(so do I)Thank you for making people laugh!

[@Silly04]

I’ve been living for the daily doses of serotonin from this guy 😂

[@DotBC703]

5:05 “I’m free, no thanks to you, BeTh” Me, on the toilet plucking my mustache hairs: I’m sorry?

[@adiTiK0528]

A WEEK FULL OF BRANDON CONTENT!?! a dream come true😭❤️

[@barelyexisting374]

Brandon, thank you for posting so much lately. You literally made life bearable

[@AbstractlyDelen]

When 5 Minute Crafts calls Duct Tape Scotch Tape…. If I’m tied up in scotch tape, it’ll probably be easier to get out of my dude 😂

[@marouabaiboun2272]

You’re not getting kidnapped, you’re being taken by demons. Funniest sentence ever 😂

[@ameliaabts1722]

He brightens my day so much!! He’s just missing Covington who would make his kidnapping so much more fun😂😂

[@memivedder1705]

This is amazing! You never fail to make me laugh no matter how many times I watch you’re video’s! ❤️

[@beefmeatloaf]

I regret forgetting you have a second channel - but now I have the best laughs to binge

[@transmascmc702]

it's a school night and i'm laughing at Brandon, cheers. :beers: From Germany!

[@toshiahanson5885]

Brandon, u can always make me laugh 😂🤣

[@calvins8119]

“Work up a sweat” little did they know I already sweat heavily

[@Nico_AstraX6691]

The amount of chaos even tho I’m only like 15 seconds in but why am I surprised because this is Brandon his middle name should be chaos 😂😂😂

[@angelaxuereb9138]

1:05 in the morning brandon, I need to go to sleep.

[@tracylopez7666]

Always a fun time BF. Thank you for the smile!

[@amara_666]

"They don't wanna impede on someone's work" That was the best.

[@Norwegian_goth]

Brandon, your videos never fail to cheer me up on the worst days ever. Love your videos to bits. the funnest channel is definitely yours! Keep doing the great videos, love ya 💜💜

[@yomammacoochie7000]

thank you for the good times and this video had a rough day got 4 staples in my head bc I split it open on accident and I needed this

[@AlleganyRiverGoat72]

I needed this man thank you so much

[@finn_20]

3:18 Anyone else catch the psychopathic question? “Are you tied up with scotch tape?” “PERFECT!” Perfect?! Why PERFECT?!😬

[@slutopbaby]

I just woke up and now I’m happy

[@SerfOfTheYear]

6:51 I have a good feeling this is going to be something I quote often

[@gaige1015]

brandon always cheers me up

[@lesmckean9314]

any day that I am feeling down I just come to you channel :).

[@Bitikhan]

"if you're getting strangled, then just take their hands off" Brandon Farris, 2023

[@hard2hurt]

At 3:52 Brandon managed to double hook kick the nads of the guy who tied him up.

[@louisekdenmarktoengland9562]

Note to self if kidnapped; always have a bobby pin and garden scissors on me

[@Mel.readss_]

"when i tied myself- i mean when he tied me up"

[@hiimdory1]

Hes been posting alot which means that more laughter 💜

[@sam_brock6596]

brandon- "I just nearly escaped the v-neck vickson. I'm calling domino's."

[@kadenboren5719]

i love your vids you make me happy on my down days thank you

[@tahniross9748]

He never fails to make everyone laugh!! 😂

[@Shaksvshsvsjabav]

Bro I love life hack videos they’re in my top three favorite video concepts of yours 😂 love you!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@C-A-R-T-E-R-123]

2:41 I spat my water back into my cup lol

[@leahbaxley7143]

Never fails to make my day better!! 💜💜

[@bruce188]

Awesome video!!

[@kara2starr]

Oh Brandon…I have no words for this one. Just laughter.

[@grimasinreaper7025]

I got scammed twice on my game like 10 mins ago and went strait to him to cheer me up. Thank you for posting these videos

[@unicorngirl7169]

Bloody hilarious as per usual, thanks for the continuous laughs🤣🤣🤣💜💜💜

[@B3N_1O0]

Chaos I see lmao I love his videos

[@amandab6472]

Oh gosh! Brandon, first off, thank you for making me laugh! We were literally making the same joke/comment after each hack! Which by the way, little concerned about the woman who made the defence hack video. Clearly she has BRILLIANT ideas to save yourself...NOT! 😂😂

[@evanjones-reedy8760]

You never fail to make me laugh , keep up the good work

[@minni3_mous3]

❤love ur videos man!❤

[@KENNYGAMEZ21]

brandon! You're google translate makes and these five minute crafts videos are super funny. man ur videos are super funny in general! (u make my days a whole lot better thanks to you and your videos!)

[@knappisan]

I can’t stop laughing this is chaos

[@leonganadosslayer]

Am I the only one that thinks she sounds like an adult Dora the Explorer? 🤣

[@SliippyRat]

this video was a fever dream

[@whorunit_ngub1988]

i found his chanell during a pretty hard time and he has made it better keep going

[@nicoocin8130]

5:11 the amount of times I’ve rewatched this part

[@RedDeadCowboy1899]

Hey Bradon,love the channel,thanks for being a big part of my life,great videos.goodnight (BEANZ)

[@aliviaolson1481]

Great video I love it and I would like to say you are my fav KZbinr hope you have a great day

[@travisbrown250]

Hes spoiling us. Hasnt posted like this in awhile

[@williamafton-ish]

Hey Brandon your AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Keep doing what your doing💜💜💜💜

[@worms4142]

This made my day.

[@biri_o]

God bless you Brandon !(:

[@FamilyGuyTv532]

Love your vids

[@NBACLIP2024]

I just saw the thumbnail and knew the video was gonna be a good one 😂 Also love the videos, they always make me die laughing 😂

[@candiceamatthews]

hi from Australia and it is 10 40pm

[@CharlotteKandy]

@2:58 imagine doing that with an electric seat like you know 99% of us have. And SLOWLY going back. 😄

[@BehindTheGreenEyes]

"Is someone strangling you? It's not deadly or dangerous! Just take their hands off your throat!" - 5 Minute Crafts

[@WolfyFancyLads]

To the choking one: Don't "take their hands off your neck". You'll not be able to, you will die like a fictional character cos they also go for the hands. What you actually do is go for the eyes. Gouge them out with your thumbs, they can't stop both your hands if they're choking you, so it'll not only blind them but free your throat up too. Even if you don't destroy their eye entirely, the pain and shock of having their eye attacked should free you.

[@cheeseguy6445]

The video didn't even started and it's already chaos

[@TheKz262]

2:64 good god I am in tears 😂😂😂 Why did no one tell me about this channel

[@hepatitisf7495]

I wasn’t paying attention when he pulled out the carrot cake and I thought I was going insane 😂

[@2ivanmech]

Brandon when you got taken by demons I kinda peed myself...😂😂

[@theresahelmers1150]

The way he tried to fake of the tap on his mouth and it got stuck to his lip made me start dying😂

[@momentofchaos5559]

Love from Texas

[@sweettoothgirl]

Im literally crying from laughing!! Its so freaking funny!!😂😂😂

[@f_life_love_anime]

Lol the intro 🤣

[@thomashinton3514]

Something bad happened in my life and suddenly, Brandon's posting a lot. It's like he knows

[@leoprock6671]

Litteraly same

[@thomashinton3514]

@@leoprock6671 it's freaky

[@Guts_nStuff]

If took me so long to realize he was wearing a tinfoil hat at the end

[@tennavangsgaard8261]

Brandoooooon, moooore!!!!

[@guybuddy]

I like the longs you put on the shorts channel

[@kylieejoyy]

Yes he uploaded :) he makes my day

[@Shneeble_McWeevil]

switchblade, pocket knife, taser, any type of self defense weapon < bobby pin

[@lts.samantha]

I will say that with any other youtuber, i have never expected to turn on the video and see them tied up.

[@whosriceisthat]

ok… as someone who has seriously been strangled, it’s not so easy to just “take their hands off” your vision gets disoriented and you shake so much while trying to get air. you can’t breathe at all and it’s really scary, that’s why i don’t trust these defense life hacks! 😭

[@lex3812]

Oh God Brandon it took 10 SECONDS 10 SECONDS to make chaos XD

[@Guts_nStuff]

so much anxiety with those tree clippers