IMMEDIATE PRISMATIC SHARD?! | Ascension 20 Ironclad Run | Slay the Spire

[@mikked01]

The obvious takeaway here is that prismatic shard is the best relic and should be snap purchased whenever possible.

[@CyThirtyFive]

Well all relics and cards have a tier. It starts with "the boot" at number 1 and "snecko eye" as the worst. Basically the game is about picking the best one no matter the circumstance. That's why Jorbs uses spreadsheets.

[@spilledbeansrecords5685]

Yes, Jorbs has explicitly said on stream that he uses universal tier lists to every item, encounter and card in the game. That's why he is always optimal.

[@CyThirtyFive]

@@spilledbeansrecords5685 did you see the time he flexed his algorithm over the app that chose for him? It was pretty spectacular.

[@task_under_rubblestone5575]

I learned to look at trousers and boots

[@giannig5258]

Wasn't that just common knowledge of the game?

[@lucasvivante8988]

I think the lesson here is you spend the whole run increasing the genetic algorithm value to make it block for 2 in the end

[@gzozgo]

Going through the trouble of setting up incense burner and accidentally blocking for 53 on the hyper beam turn anyway

[@itslexactually]

It has 53 likes, I can’t click it. Perfection

[@acticlacid]

Run doesn’t need an intro, already a god-tier meme run all the way through. Absolutely amazing run

[@mirageowl]

already has an epic intro with jorbs laughing and introducing the slay that spire reality tv show, yeah this run is going to be good

[@MstrKipper]

Honestly this might be one of my favorite Jorb runs I've watched The deck is a complete meme and that was absolutely hilarious But also the commentary, interactions, and other events going on just made it all really really fun to watch

[@jakx2ob]

He was also just in such a good mood.

[@luka188]

@@jakx2ob Haven't seen Jorbs so happy and giddy in a while. Honestly good to see!

[@BigFatMarty]

Started with Tiny House and Prismatic Shard, ended with a consistent infinite damage, infinite block, infinite energy combo based on common colorless cards, terrible relics, and a ton of card draw and exhaust. I agree completely: hall of fame run.

[@That1GuySumwere]

I know you made this comment 10 months ago, but just recently (about 1.5 weeks ago) jorbs did a run where he applied so much poison that it buffer overflow'd the damage value and it was... fucking hilarious to say the least. If you pm me I'll link you to his vod of it since I don't think he's uploaded it to youtube yet.

[@penandplugs]

@@That1GuySumwere I would like to see this

[@hak-en-slash4636]

“please don’t uninstall me... I use you graphics card to mine bit coin while you are away from your computer” - Jacques “Not the Imposter” Orblong

[@johnkrauser9870]

I was the one who typed "uninstalled" in chat :)

[@slovnicurling9808]

@@johnkrauser9870 wooooow

[@stinkymonz]

I think the funniest takeaway is how little shard ended up contributing to late game. Found Deep Breath and Flash of Steel the normal ways (at memory cube and a store), and deck exhausts with 99% ironclad cards i.e. the normal way a flash of steel infinite works in ironclad. Incredible.

[@spilledbeansrecords5685]

talk to the hand was nice tho

[@doneedanickname3522]

Talk To The Hand + Pummel was clutch though

[@aubs7630]

Ty Jorb for the wholesome toxicity!! It's like a sludge rainbow of sugar and caltrops.

[@jessexv9018]

upsides of prismatic? we become mini watcher. Downsides? we also become every other character that isnt watcher

[@ryeguy753]

Im crying Its three minutes in and this is one of the funniest runs ive seen

[@RadiantSolarWeasel]

Jorbs is in a mood. I'm not sure what mood, exactly, but it's certainly entertaining! 💙

[@guille7545]

I know right? I'm just 3 minutes in and having a blast

[@ryanharrelson6935]

I have never seen so much Boot value in the heart fight.

[@jackeea_]

Flash of Steel was doing 4 damage, so Boot was +1 damage for each of them The infinite started when the Heart was at 600 health, so 600/5 = 120 Boot procs and 120 more damage thanks to the Boot Boot OP plz nerf

[@shieldplus]

"Fuck this. Tiny House Prismatic Shard, let's go" I need that on a t-shirt

[@jakemiller663]

I absolutely love it when Jorbs is in a terrific mood. This is super enjoyable.

[@draco7039]

Easily my favorite run because of how fun this was to watch, hilarious exciting and new

[@juice8903]

Jorbs, ngl, this is your best video/stream to date

[@brianformica2599]

the problem is I want jorbs to play Among Us the way he sometimes plays Slay the Spire: stare at the screen for 15 seconds doing all the calculations (open menus and maps etc) ... and then immediately pulling the 200 IQ play and winning everything

[@jonmcninch]

You could see Jorbs rapidly submit to the abyss as he continued to stare into the prismatic shard

[@EvlNinjadude]

You certainly know how to get our attention

[@gregnordeng9196]

This is one of the most entertaining runs I've watched in my life. Bravo and thank you.

[@Anodyne_Akôn]

Shout out to the Boot for making the infinite slightly faster to execute against the heart.

[@emmettchan5545]

Tiny House, Prismatic Shard AND a trans pride flag shirt? Incredible

[@NivetFox]

Now that’s a combo!

[@roarkesponhaltz4811]

Idk why tiny house fits this vibe but I’d just does. It’s so cozy.

[@shitchannel7302]

jorbs is the best, isn't he?

[@Paralellex]

Do you know the difference between Jorbs and trans men? Trans men only slay the spire once.

[@spilledbeansrecords5685]

@@Paralellex damn xD

[@nicholasso8560]

Hyperventilating mathematician tattoos ascended bird to death.

[@Wauly]

Runs like these captivate me. I never intend to watch a movie length KZbin video, but here I am.

[@Pablo360able]

Drawing a hand full of just statuses, and then turning that into your infinite combo, is one of the most satisfying things I've ever seen.

[@MegaLickitung]

This might be your best run so far, so entertaining

[@Oroberus]

I will, from now on, always buy prismatic shard whenever it is possible, as Jorbs said so

[@TMRaven]

Now this is the run I've been waiting for!

[@Cofry33]

KZbin jorbs was especialy handsome in this video. I still feel as if I'm incapable of competing vs this level of handsomeness. When will my dilemma ever end.

[@kirawarwick3624]

I think ur handsome

[@muffintopmusic337]

I snap pick Prismatic Shard every time I can afford it. Is it the best decision? No. Is it the most fun decision? abso-friggin-lutely .

[@Ginsoakedboy21]

No stupid intro, only moderatley stupid thumbnail, extremely fun run, more like this on KZbin please!

[@genuineangusbeef8697]

47:30 very messed up that 2018 is officially more than 4 years ago now

[@skyarmyjd3]

I saw this run live, cant wait to watch it on repeat

[@cyryl3827]

Huh, the shirt fits the relic.

[@singerofsongss]

I think my favorite part of this run is Jorbs apologizing to all the first-time StS viewers for playing a prismatic shard run lmao

[@tomjackal5708]

jorbs getting a single body slam off of violence. what a time to be alive

[@Kryptnyt]

Jorbs looks more healthy and happy in this video than usual

[@mo0man]

It's amazing how the thinking ahead + genetic algorithm moment early in the run was not the best moment of the run

[@asasinater13]

in the awakened one fight, Body Slam could have been used to help decide which number nunchaku is on instead of making it wherever it ends up.

[@CyThirtyFive]

Lesson learned = Jorbs yolo is my trying for 6 months.

[@itslexactually]

That’s the 10,000 hours rule being true tbh

[@xSlimeWorldx]

You can mouse over stuff, me trying on youtube.. lols

[@Krakhan]

So much for thinking this would be a short run. It was sweet nonetheless.

[@Ventoms519]

missed the opportunity to turn this run into prismatic over explained run

[@brennanmatheson31]

He just got to the heart and I’m so anxious it feels like my hearts gonna pop out of my chest jesus fuck can he do it? The A20 prismatic carry? I might have a heart attack before I find out

[@chaoswalking9170]

Yeah i on a good watcher run bought a prismatic shard for the reason cause you did that in one of your videos and i gave me an anger and a focus down

[@youfacejarraxus3392]

Chat fucking EXPLODED after he picked prismatic shard KEKW

[@thatguyinyellow2950]

man I love me a Prismatic shard run.

[@pillmill8987]

Lessons learned. Talk to the Hand OP.

[@mrdevonscook]

Yep. Card is soooo strong.

[@philw3125]

Honestly a brilliant run

[@shamelessdp]

This is a special run

[@pennding3415]

I just noticed but unload make clash playable. I didn't think anything could make clash playable.

[@guille7545]

Hey Jorbs! Can I ask two favors? Could you share your seed? Also, could you share the alphanumeric word that this run gave you so I can play it?

[@tomjackal5708]

oh hecc yeah battle trance calculated gamble combo get that One with nothing

[@SiwanBouss]

Actually better than one with nothing, it costs 0

[@AaronTsuii]

I mean MrBeast gave 1500 subs, so that's in the realm of reasonableness

[@albaniaalban]

Where can I download and install this JorbziBuddy? 🥺

[@xRockLobster75x]

RainbowPls jorbsPls RainbowPls

[@crom3111]

the dance and kiss was really cute omg

[@AmbiambiSinistrous]

I liked the part where he took Orrery :]

[@undeniablySomeGuy]

when we getting the Among Us stream archives?

[@sphions]

i dont know the relics. can you mouse over or explain what they do? would make the video more accessible.

[@singerofsongss]

this was certainly a deck. GG.

[@tnk4me4]

Remember when Philo stone gave enemies 2 strength?

[@nguyendi92]

If he keep body slam in the end, it would be so much quicker. Can't teach an old dog a new trick, I guess.

[@Spellweaver5]

Jorbs seems to be on some heavy stuff.

[@Embarased]

Opposite of bad is good. Since shit is made from food, then opposite of shit is food. So opposite of bad and shit is good food.

[@duckberg32]

So much THE BOOT damage!

[@Pablo360able]

Prismatic Shard might not be very good tactically, but what you have to consider is that it's got pretty colors.

[@ethanwarren8977]

things die when you kill them, lessons learned

[@brianformica2599]

I hate getting the boot after - or as a reward for - Nemesis

[@loveless8241]

No intro this time?

[@shieldplus]

No intro needed, that thumbnail and title is way more than enough

[@onepebbleofmany]

Tiny House + Prismatic Shard = Stardew Valley?

[@buschcory]

Jorbs, I really hope you put some among us on KZbin. Game is blowing up and I'm addicted, I imagine I would really like to watch you play. Thanks for good content as always!

[@VarroTigurius-u1f]

Jorbs any chance you might play Monster Train again with the new expansion?

[@Duescruentus]

Ive been watching you for months and it just hit me that you look like young Gary Oldman

[@richieweber]

Was jorbs drunk for this run lol

[@shakacien]

play of the jorbs.

[@mtaur4113]

Heartbroken that he refused to play the infinite Wish Exhume for a few hours, with Courier and Prism Shard going into Act 4 shop. Somebody should replay the seed.

[@rossclark8120]

S tier content

[@iambicpentakill]

LOL, I've never seen Kaitlyn before, but she is clearly the best

[@tonywolf5127]

This one is prismatic

[@dysphorianna]

1:03 upgraded fiend fire instead of resting would have killed I think. It would help it would help in a lot of similar situations, as well

[@DontMockMySmock]

really disappointed you didn't take the mayhem for the full "random shit happens" run

[@harryalerta]

In the end of the video should be an edit of Twitch Jorbs reading the wikipedia article about survivor bias

[@10503.]

Nice time out

[@kevincolwell3066]

Shard OP

[@kmuralikrishna1998]

Prismatic shard is op.

[@kam1k0r0su]

Would love to see some of your among us vids😍

[@TeamataRed]

I see shard I click

[@WingedEspeon]

9:45 I disagree. I have a better ironclad win rate with an early prismatic shard than without. The comment about the existence of watcher buffing prismatic shard is spot on, and the ironclad card pool has a lot of synergy with the watcher card pool (which is important because your stores are still iron clad).

[@josehenriqueoliveirasilva9478]

Wait, how many subs were actually gifted from the Anonymous person?

[@TwentySeventhLetter]

ended with 69 gold, nice

[@michaelgoetze8531]

"I stream Slay the Spire all the time" - wow, what a brazen lie, Jorbs is clearly the imposter.

[@killer_bug8600]

Dang should’ve played demon form

[@RGLG4life]

hey. i know you hate it when people tell you what to do but i just wanted to get your opinion on something from the end of the run. you chose to go infinite which when it is done it can kill any enemy/boss on the spot except for the heart because it has the damage recieving cap. i think retrospectively that the prismatic shard helped out a lot with getting the block required to survive the 4 turns of the heart fight, because i don't know of any card other than talk to the hand that can generate a good amount of block without sending itself to the draw pile and harming the infinite. what i am asking is this: if you were in a situation where the opportunity to go infinite presented itself and you chose to take it, and then you had the opportunity to also by prismatic shard afterwards, would you have gotten it in an attempt to fish for talk to the hand? or is there another solution to surviving the 4 turns of the heart fight? any constructive response would be much appreciated.

[@tomjackal5708]

57:45

[@blacktimhoward4322]

I don't understand why people get excited for Shard. I've literally never taken it and I'd consider it a curse if I had it. This game is complicated enough without quadrupling the card pool

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

Youre the kinda guy that loses 15 dollars in slots and calls it a day arntcha?

[@blacktimhoward4322]

@@cdogthehedgehog6923 Never in my life would I put money in a slot machine friend

[@andrewgreenwood9068]

if we assume that this video gets 10000 views and that people are watching the whole video at normal speed without skipping 10 additional minutes will take up over 150 hours of time collectively.

[@UmbraSentry]

69 gold at the end. Nice

[@jvnsfunny]

I'd love seeing some Among Us youtube videos

[@jnerdsblog]

Dear Jorbs, I emailed support at hotmail dot com. I received an email back from microsoft saying it was not a direct mail address or something, and that my appreciation for hotmail back in the late 90s, and my appreciation for their son's creations, were perhaps not received by them. I am saddened. --me