Inappropriate Toys of the 60s

[@FredGee420]

You got me there for a few seconds at the end. Well played, sir.

[@subtleb1138]

Green Apple Ballsack , sounds like an alternative group from the 90's

[@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970]

Yeah, a cool Grunge band.

[@machineman6498]

Probably one of the most good natured cases of “don’t forget the past”.

[@KJ-tz7vc]

"That's worth getting cancelled for!"

[@jennercustomtoys]

If you did that on purpose.... that's genius... the ending was the best... love it.!!

[@ThatJunkman]

Thanks :)

[@spankynater4242]

@@ThatJunkman I don’t get it, please explain the joke to me.

[@joeszymanski3540]

Dang I was thinking they literally removed it while I was watching it😂😂.

[@jasonotoole1822]

Seriously Junkman...I don't think I've laughed as hard in ages...not from the toys but some of your reactions to them...hilarious!

[@mrkrinkle72]

Yes, I am a survivor of The Thing maker, Jart's and those chemically infused rubber spiders and snakes in those bins at Woolworths that we all chewed on. But, seeing the Great Garloo in the back of my cousin Terrys closet still haunts my darkest nightmares!

[@star-brigadesb-1325]

I'm glad someone has some balls left in this wussy society we're living in 👍

[@wesleyrodgers886]

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[@masonwallace0572]

You got me with that ending! Lol. Reminded me of your old whiskey drinking rant videos.

[@pauljoyner4338]

I love the Calista Flockheart joke you slyly slid in there, JM.

[@BoshiYoshi]

"Bobby, what are you doing in there?!" "Uh...just....playing with my Tiny Ding Dong, Dad!" "Oh, ok. Have fun, son"

[@TheJoePiper]

“That not ain’t right… I tell you what!”

[@joeszymanski3540]

He'll grow out of it honey😂.

[@rusalexander1757]

Here in Oklahoma, most "Indigenous People" call themselves Indians or Natives, or identify themselves by their specific tribe. As you may know, this state has ALOT of people with those backgrounds. I'm a longhaired dude of Meskin descent, and I get alot of other brown skinned peeps asking me "Are you Native/Indian?" or "What tribe are you?" So, do with that information what you will.

[@ChrisCaldwellO66]

Meskin?

[@qualityserviceexperts9996]

@@ChrisCaldwellO66 assuming you must not be from the United States, he's "saying" Mexican fast.

[@necron99.aka-sammyboy92]

I'm native.....siberian. so if someone says native American....uh, no. Or my bestie in army ng, was black....a soldier or Sgt. Wud African-American or stand on the tall African-American guy there, he was from Nigeria moved to France and came to America - he was dual citizen so you got to serve in the military here. So African French American? Yeah he's a fourth generation African, four generations ago my grandparents came from siberia, I have their dark skin the ability to walk around all the winter in a tank top, but I'm not Siberian or Russian or whatever

[@smackmybitchup9543]

@@necron99.aka-sammyboy92 What are you even saying??

[@Slant325]

Not gonna lie; that was highly inappropriate, but hilarious. I lost it at the Gay School Bus, and completely perished at the Minstrel Make Up Kit. I wouldn't get these for my kids, but I can appreciate that they were around back in the day.

[@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970]

I'm Black, and I think the minstrel makeup kit is hilarious

[@restock_1731]

KZbin cut the middle of the "me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke" song. Also that tiny ding ding," just like your father" had me rolling. 🤣🤣🤣

[@robertnovelli2960]

Yeah that's some bullshit

[@kennethsanderson442]

Actually, it was a part of his video. I had to rewind it to figure it out. LOL Also, the cutaway at the end was hilarious.

[@ascensionindustries9631]

@@kennethsanderson442 Me too. I was about to have a fit.

[@thejedi1076]

Yet again another junkman masterpiece You sir are a quality entertainer

[@chrisalan457]

Another very entertaining video Junkman. I remember having candy cigarettes when I was a kid that and those awesome toy guns. Kids today are too sheltered but maybe in some of these cases that's not necessarily a bad thing 🤔 You had me going at the end, well played.

[@80sToysRoc]

Do you remember that episode of the Brady Bunch where they got into a car accident in the grocery store parking lot and the Plantiff sued them and he wore a neck brace? And ole Mike Brady won the case by dropping a briefcase and getting the dude to turn his neck? Remember that? Ya, that was pretty cool. 😂😂

[@ThatJunkman]

Yes I do ;)

[@mikedavis8868]

reminds me of the skit dan akroyd did on snl. where he pushed dangerous toys like bag o' glass. lol

[@curbydinobot8633]

Johnny switch blade

[@ronhaller2143]

I loved the little smoking figurines as a kid. And I think a lot of „woke“ toys and childrens‘ books of today, will seem very inappropriate in 40 years!

[@Wario7793]

haha the ending caught me by surprise.

[@timx8872]

Dear Facebook Overlords.This video is about “inappropriate toys of the 60’s” It says so right in the title. This piece is about an ugly period of toy history. It happened, and no one can change that. Using your logic, removing this video would be akin to removing an ugly part of human history. Which also happened, and cannot be changed. My suggestion to you, and to anyone else reading this would be that if the words “inappropriate” or “offensive” may upset you, feel free to click on an episode of Sesame Street. And keep in mind that not all days are sunny, and not all clouds can be swept away.

[@KasumiKenshirou]

The "Sesame Street: Old School" DVDs also have content warnings on them.

[@tmapes1989]

Those who don't know history are bound to repeat it!!!

[@udovelvet]

I had the chop suey specs.. wish I still did

[@pmccue226]

I like the Asian glasses as well and would wear them while smoking the fake cigarette

[@lunarmodule6419]

Not on ebay I looked.

[@stoneyboyd]

@@lunarmodule6419 I’ve looked too, the only people who own them are DEVO fans, because DEVO themselves used those glasses in various music videos. The most notable example is the music video for “Peek-A-Boo” in which the lead singer Mark Mothersbaugh wore them without the inserts. He also wore the on the cover artwork for the bands 5th Album “Oh, No! It’s DEVO”

[@darylarmentrout252]

@@stoneyboyd DEVO was huge in Japan

[@stoneyboyd]

@@darylarmentrout252 I know they were

[@darylarmentrout252]

@@stoneyboyd a fine example of how eastern cultures don't get offended rather take "cultural appropriation" as cultural appreciation anyway lol

[@Justin_80]

No need for racist toys, but dangerous toys are more fun....up until there's blood everywhere.

[@PozerAdultRacingTeam]

Love those Lawn Darts.

[@Zan_Jayna]

Im keeping my spearchucker johnson figure, no need to virtue signal about it. It’s not as though asians for example, like white Americans very much, so dont feel all icky, theyre way more racist than you’ll ever be

[@inspector2363]

Those "Chop suey" specs are so bad they're good, must find some.

[@lt1vetteOwner]

Junkman out there pushing the PC envelop more than Maverick did his F 14 Tomcat

[@jamesbounds]

It's crazy all the stuff they had to promote smoking back then.

[@bradbrown8759]

LMFAO! Huckleberry hound smokes two packs a day😂 ... A different time.

[@Tfor2show]

BRILLIANT ENDING. You actually had me for half a second there! That was good shit, J.M.

[@jtszabo1691]

The Flintstones were sponsored by Winston Cigarettes, no surprise we’d see Hannah Barbara smoking toys

[@opuscrap4322]

I should have watched this earlier. At least I was only 12 seconds from the end when you tube took it down.

[@_The_Worst_]

😮...Oh shizzle, The Junkman done went and plum got himself canceled...😔

[@machineman6498]

RIP Junkman. It was a good run.

[@edfivedownunderplasticplanet]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 You can't not laugh at a good dog lipstik joke!! "Yeah you eat that green sack!" Cheers🍻👍🏻

[@ChrisCaldwellO66]

Oh I get it now!😂 You added the part about the video being removed. I thought KZbin really blocked that part! 😂 You got me.

[@treyjohnson82]

Learn from the past don't sweep it under the rug,which is what we want

[@machineman6498]

Agreed

[@lottovegas]

they cancelled you !!!! come back with more jokes, i was rolling!!

[@joshuachristian5443]

In regards to the Smoking pets...the lighter was invented before matches. They had both back in the days of Theodore Cleaver.

[@tmapes1989]

Matches weren't invented til the 1880's. Flint and steel been around forever!!!

[@JohnPatterson-kz8jr]

"The Drunk Old Injun Squatting In His Teepee. Firewater Keepin'Him Warn"-Family Guy😮😅

[@alexrodriguez9441]

I managed to live 48 years without hearing the phrase “Green Apple Ballsack”.

[@stevenschwartzhoff1703]

A small correction: I had the "cowboy and indian" plastic figures on a birthday cake in the 70s, and to the best of my recolection the figures were random colors. There were red, green, yellow etc. cowboys and red, green, yellow etc. natives. I think it was simply different runs of the molds. A brief internet search confirms my memories. Still, some good stuff in the video.

[@PozerAdultRacingTeam]

Green apple ball sack? You almost made me spit out my coffee laughing.

[@qwaurk985]

Reminds me of classic SNL of the toy maker who had toys like Bag of Broken Glass, Johnny Switchblade, and Human Torch complete with oily rags and lighter.

[@bagman147]

Lol that fooled me for a sec. I need to hunt down another pair of chop suey specs

[@LurkingCrassZero]

The Nutty Mad Indian looks like Batise, the French speaking (and mad as a hatter) indian, in A Man Called Horse (1970). Maybe a cash in?

[@darthg6505]

GREEN BALL SACK!!! That was so funny I spit out my JD!

[@thegeorgiealityshow359]

Wow with a wow=wow those toys were off so awkwardly weirded out.JUNKMAN those toys will never be on my list if they was to return on the market.

[@worstxb1playertylerteehc635]

I remember those smoke ring things. They would literally just every couple of seconds puff a hoop out of the ciggie itself.

[@AnakinStarkiller1974]

I used to buy the smoking monkey outta this giant robot vending machine at Geebees dept store outside of Pittsburgh in the early 80s And they did look like a mini joints not that I know what that looks like either...

[@GaryAa56]

That had to be in he best video yet! The makeup kits were sold usually during Halloween. To the day, I hate Halloween. Yep, our Sixties toys were racist.

[@johnwells5314]

WTF..😂😂😂 That should have been put on the game Operation. Doctor, you need to remove the green apple ball sack. It's imperative to the patient's recovery. 🤔That's definitely much more satisfying than removing the "funny bone" ... Father asks his son what he did today and the son's reply.. I saved a patient's life today Dad. I removed his green apple ball sack.

[@sarawelling5271]

The smoking pets were basically incense or punk sticks. Just as you light and blow out a stick of incense or punk stick that's how these worked. These were the kinds of toys you'd see near checkout lines. They were put at eye levels of kids and were almost always impulse purchases. I had several such toys.

[@CoconutDaddy]

You had me at Luscious Limbs

[@BangBang-hk4rg]

9:44 It’s batteries for the lightbulb in the toy cigarette lighter.

[@ThatJunkman]

Noticed that when editing.

[@jackilynpyzocha662]

I love that he wears "Kay Bee Toys" shirt!

[@bilplaymo6121]

When I was kid, shops have cigarettes made of chocolate, so not smoke just eat, but quality chocolate was cheap ! Thanks for sharing, anwyay there's so much things not allowed today than before......we must have respect between each others, but today no place with Humour in front of their "new world valors" ! sad world...Take care Bro : )

[@saltrisha1]

Wow ,youtube cut off the last part

[@spankynater4242]

What, no NASA Saturn missile with realistic vibrating action?

[@kenpope5798]

Have you ever come across a Daniel Boone flintlock Brown plastic 43 inch toy rifle that was in the 1966 sears catalog used roll caps 79n 2704C was the model number I think my friend says he’s been looking for this item for over 20 years if not do you know of any kind of finding service that looks for toys?

[@ThatJunkman]

I don’t recall that one

[@stoneyboyd]

Those Chop Suey Specs are also well known for being used by DEVO in various music videos.

[@80sToysRoc]

True a lot of people would be upset if you say Indian, but at the end of the day, say whatever your heart desires. Indian, Red Man, Savage, Native American, Indigenous People, whatever you want. This is America and we have freedom of speech…even if other people don’t like it.

[@shanec9081]

Yes , we have freedom of speech .. as long as you don’t say to much

[@marcusdarkallius1194BC]

I had a smoking monkey way back when. I also used to buy bubblegum cigars and candy cigarettes at the concession stand at baseball games. In the 80's there was Big League Chew bubblegum too.

[@citadelli]

Lmao that ending had me goin too…very sad toys indeed

[@chrischriskidnicky6088]

I worked at Halloween Spirit in 2001 and we STILL sold those “Chop Suey Spex”!!!!

[@jessedub]

I had one of those smoking toys, but it was a little baby that smoked the cigarettes. I think it was based on real life in the 1930s.

[@joeszymanski3540]

When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy.. silver bells hanging from a string..

[@cornflakesbaby]

Lmao 2:23 Well played Junkman!

[@petebutler5139]

3:51 Ewwww, her brother said “eat that sack!” Only in GA!

[@nathancoleman7235]

Interesting Fact: The Nutty Mad Indian toy came out in 1964-65 and was made in Japan

[@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970]

When I was a kid I bought this toy guy figure who had a wood barrel around him for like a dollar at a swapmeet. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered the barrel could be removed, only to reveal a spring loaded dong in semi erect fashion..... My mom threw it away immediately.....

[@MrThelittleguy903]

They weren't inappropriate in their time. Many people back then were being raised by WW2 vets. It was hard to hurt the feelings of men that stormed the beaches of Normandy and Tarawa. And they wouldn't have any sympathy for those that were offered, including their children. They produced real men.

[@treyjohnson82]

Kids then knew what what was pretend and what was real

[@tmapes1989]

So did cops!!!

[@user-vr6xm8lm1o]

You never heard of Wampun corn chips in the early 1960s? I have ! A cartoon commercial then showed this little Indian promoting them but its hard to remember ...

[@ghostbusterguy20011]

That joke at the end almost got me 😁😂😄

[@thaddeusmcgrath]

Dam that ending had me fooled, hail the Junkmam Troll of trickery!

[@worldsgreatestchannelinthe4234]

Good one, Junkman. I legitimately thought this video got pulled while I was viewing it. Hat's off to you, sir! J$H Fri 06.18.2021 8:08 PM

[@mylolee62]

How in the world does this violate community guidelines when it's our history unfortunately. I remember some of these and at the time, we were under 10 and lived in south GA so weren't exposed to "other ideas". It's nice to see how far we really have come

[@mylolee62]

Oh...

[@BrianMillerCEO]

Just, whatever you do, don't buy any Lego today! You may have some fellers in black suits stopping by your house to have a word with ya!

[@johnw8578]

3:40: ROFL -- you just know the kids who had this made those other parts.

[@user-so4ol8bv6j]

"First Nation" is the current official name appropriate.

[@joshuaross4644]

Re : Neckbraces in 70’s TV I always think of Jackie Coogan ( Uncle Festa ) in the Brady Bunch 😉

[@Wolf359inc]

Hey Junkman, if you are sick of saying your intro, just stop. It isn’t necessary anymore. Loved the end of this one - you got me, and I should know better. :). Did you also insert two “loading” screens - my internet is so bad, it was hard to tell (but they did happen in a second play through, so I guess so….). Great stuff. Also, do you have difficulty reading, or is it a bit? The “War Whomp” is a “War Whoop” - a “whoop” being a sound of excitement, or intimidation, such as “woo-woo-woo”, which you would often hear Natives cry in old Westerns, when they attack. “Swing Wig” is actually “Swing Wing”, and in, the wing of a plane. It is probably “Manny”, not “Mary”, but the font is hard to read. And, finally, once upon a time, “gay” meant “happy” - I am sure you know this! Cheers,

[@ThatJunkman]

Lol I know I am not force to say it

[@shanec9081]

After seeing this video I spray painted my 1960’s Johny Reb Confederate plastic cannon , then melted it down in protest . Gosh darn filthy Rebs . I showed ‘em but good.

[@dalemoyers8881]

Awesome video my friend!!!! You got with the ending for a moment. Lol. 😎

[@craigmurphy2046]

Yeah buddy, it was great to be a kid back then!! Besides the Vietnam war thing on TV.

[@edbouman5013]

I pissed myself laughing at this video! lol There are definitely some of those toys I would love to have in my collection, like the "Gay School Bus" lol

[@gishmoe3088]

I'm Asian and have to say, there's nothing offensive about that toy whatsoever. Tiny Ding Dong is just a stereotype.

[@damienmooneyham5761]

That ending got me.

[@TheCrazyHedgehogLady]

Great ep, as always! Loved the ending. I’m an 80s kid and so happy I discovered your channel. Thanks for all the awesome (and inappropriate!) laughs. My hedgehog (Quillemina) and I are loving binging your archives. 👍🏻🦔

[@ThatJunkman]

Thanks for watching

[@user-vr6xm8lm1o]

I have been checking and checking these 1960s toy videos, this THIS video I never heard of or saw any of these things in the 1960s, but I've been looking for a certain toy I had in the 1960s, the Cootie toy game? You build these plastic bug toys, piece by piece? I think they were popular , for awhile, and advertised on TV - I really wanted that, at that time ... I don't know what happened to it, over 50 years ago ... has anyone heard of Cooties? I would recognize them in a second ...

[@Dale_The_Space_Wizard]

I was expecting Golliwogs to make this list. I still own a couple of them from my childhood.

[@paluxyl.8682]

You can still find some new at ebay . ^^

[@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970]

@10:26~Hey! What happened? The minute he said "face so Black" the video got cut off!

[@davebooshty299]

1:44 War "Whoop".

[@DoubleOProductions]

I want very one of these old toys.. awesome

[@genesanford9412]

I remember fake cigs ,candy cigs , gum cigs , & those fake lighters. As a Native American , i am really pissed....that i dont have that "Nutty Mad Indian " toy . Oh , small pack in the bottom was nicotine scented gum .

[@markfurman4386]

The Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab! For YOUR Little Scientist! With REAL Uranium! -- Introduced in 1950.

[@hanniballecter4924]

Great video again M8, funny as hell.

[@Barada73]

I thought I was watching you get cancelled in real time at the end there. Lol Anyway, there is no toy more disgusting or inappropriate than that stupid fake poop fad from a couple years ago. Parents are supposed to be discouraging their kids from playing with feces, not buying them fake feces as a toy.

[@wesleyrodgers886]

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[@johnbockelie3899]

Your ending was classic. Just like you had the plug pulled by you tube.😂

[@ajclements4627]

Ah, inappropriate toys of the 1950s/1960s. 😁

[@trotptkabasnbi6655]

If you wear Chop Suey Specs you'd better be able to deliver fast food on time. Hey Boy get nice tip on time when deliver

[@Dragonrider1227]

The ending made me laugh XD My god the crap they used to make