You got me there for a few seconds at the end. Well played, sir.
@subtleb11383 жыл бұрын
Green Apple Ballsack , sounds like an alternative group from the 90's
@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, a cool Grunge band.
@machineman64983 жыл бұрын
Probably one of the most good natured cases of “don’t forget the past”.
@KJ-tz7vc3 жыл бұрын
"That's worth getting cancelled for!"
@jennercustomtoys3 жыл бұрын
If you did that on purpose.... that's genius... the ending was the best... love it.!!
@ThatJunkman3 жыл бұрын
Thanks :)
@spankynater4242 Жыл бұрын
@@ThatJunkman I don’t get it, please explain the joke to me.
@joeszymanski35404 ай бұрын
Dang I was thinking they literally removed it while I was watching it😂😂.
@jasonotoole18223 жыл бұрын
Seriously Junkman...I don't think I've laughed as hard in ages...not from the toys but some of your reactions to them...hilarious!
@mrkrinkle723 жыл бұрын
Yes, I am a survivor of The Thing maker, Jart's and those chemically infused rubber spiders and snakes in those bins at Woolworths that we all chewed on. But, seeing the Great Garloo in the back of my cousin Terrys closet still haunts my darkest nightmares!
@star-brigadesb-13253 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone has some balls left in this wussy society we're living in 👍
@wesleyrodgers8862 жыл бұрын
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@masonwallace05723 жыл бұрын
You got me with that ending! Lol. Reminded me of your old whiskey drinking rant videos.
@pauljoyner43383 жыл бұрын
I love the Calista Flockheart joke you slyly slid in there, JM.
@BoshiYoshi3 жыл бұрын
"Bobby, what are you doing in there?!" "Uh...just....playing with my Tiny Ding Dong, Dad!" "Oh, ok. Have fun, son"
@TheJoePiper3 жыл бұрын
“That not ain’t right… I tell you what!”
@joeszymanski35404 ай бұрын
He'll grow out of it honey😂.
@rusalexander17573 жыл бұрын
Here in Oklahoma, most "Indigenous People" call themselves Indians or Natives, or identify themselves by their specific tribe. As you may know, this state has ALOT of people with those backgrounds. I'm a longhaired dude of Meskin descent, and I get alot of other brown skinned peeps asking me "Are you Native/Indian?" or "What tribe are you?" So, do with that information what you will.
@ChrisCaldwellO663 жыл бұрын
Meskin?
@qualityserviceexperts99962 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisCaldwellO66 assuming you must not be from the United States, he's "saying" Mexican fast.
@necron99.aka-sammyboy92 Жыл бұрын
I'm native.....siberian. so if someone says native American....uh, no. Or my bestie in army ng, was black....a soldier or Sgt. Wud African-American or stand on the tall African-American guy there, he was from Nigeria moved to France and came to America - he was dual citizen so you got to serve in the military here. So African French American? Yeah he's a fourth generation African, four generations ago my grandparents came from siberia, I have their dark skin the ability to walk around all the winter in a tank top, but I'm not Siberian or Russian or whatever
@smackmybitchup9543 Жыл бұрын
@@necron99.aka-sammyboy92 What are you even saying??
@Slant3253 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie; that was highly inappropriate, but hilarious. I lost it at the Gay School Bus, and completely perished at the Minstrel Make Up Kit. I wouldn't get these for my kids, but I can appreciate that they were around back in the day.
@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970 Жыл бұрын
I'm Black, and I think the minstrel makeup kit is hilarious
@restock_17313 жыл бұрын
KZbin cut the middle of the "me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke" song. Also that tiny ding ding," just like your father" had me rolling. 🤣🤣🤣
@robertnovelli29603 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's some bullshit
@kennethsanderson4423 жыл бұрын
Actually, it was a part of his video. I had to rewind it to figure it out. LOL Also, the cutaway at the end was hilarious.
@ascensionindustries96313 жыл бұрын
@@kennethsanderson442 Me too. I was about to have a fit.
@thejedi1076 Жыл бұрын
Yet again another junkman masterpiece You sir are a quality entertainer
@chrisalan4573 жыл бұрын
Another very entertaining video Junkman. I remember having candy cigarettes when I was a kid that and those awesome toy guns. Kids today are too sheltered but maybe in some of these cases that's not necessarily a bad thing 🤔 You had me going at the end, well played.
@80sToysRoc3 жыл бұрын
Do you remember that episode of the Brady Bunch where they got into a car accident in the grocery store parking lot and the Plantiff sued them and he wore a neck brace? And ole Mike Brady won the case by dropping a briefcase and getting the dude to turn his neck? Remember that? Ya, that was pretty cool. 😂😂
@ThatJunkman3 жыл бұрын
Yes I do ;)
@mikedavis88683 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the skit dan akroyd did on snl. where he pushed dangerous toys like bag o' glass. lol
@curbydinobot86333 жыл бұрын
Johnny switch blade
@ronhaller21433 жыл бұрын
I loved the little smoking figurines as a kid. And I think a lot of „woke“ toys and childrens‘ books of today, will seem very inappropriate in 40 years!
@Wario77933 жыл бұрын
haha the ending caught me by surprise.
@timx88723 жыл бұрын
Dear Facebook Overlords.This video is about “inappropriate toys of the 60’s” It says so right in the title. This piece is about an ugly period of toy history. It happened, and no one can change that. Using your logic, removing this video would be akin to removing an ugly part of human history. Which also happened, and cannot be changed. My suggestion to you, and to anyone else reading this would be that if the words “inappropriate” or “offensive” may upset you, feel free to click on an episode of Sesame Street. And keep in mind that not all days are sunny, and not all clouds can be swept away.
@KasumiKenshirou2 жыл бұрын
The "Sesame Street: Old School" DVDs also have content warnings on them.
@tmapes19892 жыл бұрын
Those who don't know history are bound to repeat it!!!
@udovelvet3 жыл бұрын
I had the chop suey specs.. wish I still did
@pmccue2263 жыл бұрын
I like the Asian glasses as well and would wear them while smoking the fake cigarette
@lunarmodule64193 жыл бұрын
Not on ebay I looked.
@stoneyboyd2 жыл бұрын
@@lunarmodule6419 I’ve looked too, the only people who own them are DEVO fans, because DEVO themselves used those glasses in various music videos. The most notable example is the music video for “Peek-A-Boo” in which the lead singer Mark Mothersbaugh wore them without the inserts. He also wore the on the cover artwork for the bands 5th Album “Oh, No! It’s DEVO”
@darylarmentrout252 Жыл бұрын
@@stoneyboyd DEVO was huge in Japan
@stoneyboyd Жыл бұрын
@@darylarmentrout252 I know they were
@darylarmentrout252 Жыл бұрын
@@stoneyboyd a fine example of how eastern cultures don't get offended rather take "cultural appropriation" as cultural appreciation anyway lol
@Justin_803 жыл бұрын
No need for racist toys, but dangerous toys are more fun....up until there's blood everywhere.
@PozerAdultRacingTeam3 жыл бұрын
Love those Lawn Darts.
@Zan_Jayna3 жыл бұрын
Im keeping my spearchucker johnson figure, no need to virtue signal about it. It’s not as though asians for example, like white Americans very much, so dont feel all icky, theyre way more racist than you’ll ever be
@inspector23633 жыл бұрын
Those "Chop suey" specs are so bad they're good, must find some.
@lt1vetteOwner3 жыл бұрын
Junkman out there pushing the PC envelop more than Maverick did his F 14 Tomcat
@jamesbounds3 жыл бұрын
It's crazy all the stuff they had to promote smoking back then.
@bradbrown87593 жыл бұрын
LMFAO! Huckleberry hound smokes two packs a day😂 ... A different time.
@Tfor2show3 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT ENDING. You actually had me for half a second there! That was good shit, J.M.
@jtszabo16913 жыл бұрын
The Flintstones were sponsored by Winston Cigarettes, no surprise we’d see Hannah Barbara smoking toys
@opuscrap43223 жыл бұрын
I should have watched this earlier. At least I was only 12 seconds from the end when you tube took it down.
@_The_Worst_3 жыл бұрын
😮...Oh shizzle, The Junkman done went and plum got himself canceled...😔
@machineman64983 жыл бұрын
RIP Junkman. It was a good run.
@edfivedownunderplasticplanet3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣 You can't not laugh at a good dog lipstik joke!! "Yeah you eat that green sack!" Cheers🍻👍🏻
@ChrisCaldwellO663 жыл бұрын
Oh I get it now!😂 You added the part about the video being removed. I thought KZbin really blocked that part! 😂 You got me.
@treyjohnson823 жыл бұрын
Learn from the past don't sweep it under the rug,which is what we want
@machineman64983 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@lottovegas3 жыл бұрын
they cancelled you !!!! come back with more jokes, i was rolling!!
@joshuachristian54433 жыл бұрын
In regards to the Smoking pets...the lighter was invented before matches. They had both back in the days of Theodore Cleaver.
@tmapes19892 жыл бұрын
Matches weren't invented til the 1880's. Flint and steel been around forever!!!
@JohnPatterson-kz8jr5 ай бұрын
"The Drunk Old Injun Squatting In His Teepee. Firewater Keepin'Him Warn"-Family Guy😮😅
@alexrodriguez94413 жыл бұрын
I managed to live 48 years without hearing the phrase “Green Apple Ballsack”.
@stevenschwartzhoff1703 Жыл бұрын
A small correction: I had the "cowboy and indian" plastic figures on a birthday cake in the 70s, and to the best of my recolection the figures were random colors. There were red, green, yellow etc. cowboys and red, green, yellow etc. natives. I think it was simply different runs of the molds. A brief internet search confirms my memories. Still, some good stuff in the video.
@PozerAdultRacingTeam3 жыл бұрын
Green apple ball sack? You almost made me spit out my coffee laughing.
@qwaurk9853 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of classic SNL of the toy maker who had toys like Bag of Broken Glass, Johnny Switchblade, and Human Torch complete with oily rags and lighter.
@bagman1473 жыл бұрын
Lol that fooled me for a sec. I need to hunt down another pair of chop suey specs
@LurkingCrassZero3 жыл бұрын
The Nutty Mad Indian looks like Batise, the French speaking (and mad as a hatter) indian, in A Man Called Horse (1970). Maybe a cash in?
@darthg65053 жыл бұрын
GREEN BALL SACK!!! That was so funny I spit out my JD!
@thegeorgiealityshow359 Жыл бұрын
Wow with a wow=wow those toys were off so awkwardly weirded out.JUNKMAN those toys will never be on my list if they was to return on the market.
@worstxb1playertylerteehc6353 жыл бұрын
I remember those smoke ring things. They would literally just every couple of seconds puff a hoop out of the ciggie itself.
@AnakinStarkiller19743 жыл бұрын
I used to buy the smoking monkey outta this giant robot vending machine at Geebees dept store outside of Pittsburgh in the early 80s And they did look like a mini joints not that I know what that looks like either...
@GaryAa562 жыл бұрын
That had to be in he best video yet! The makeup kits were sold usually during Halloween. To the day, I hate Halloween. Yep, our Sixties toys were racist.
@johnwells53143 жыл бұрын
WTF..😂😂😂 That should have been put on the game Operation. Doctor, you need to remove the green apple ball sack. It's imperative to the patient's recovery. 🤔That's definitely much more satisfying than removing the "funny bone" ... Father asks his son what he did today and the son's reply.. I saved a patient's life today Dad. I removed his green apple ball sack.
@sarawelling5271 Жыл бұрын
The smoking pets were basically incense or punk sticks. Just as you light and blow out a stick of incense or punk stick that's how these worked. These were the kinds of toys you'd see near checkout lines. They were put at eye levels of kids and were almost always impulse purchases. I had several such toys.
@CoconutDaddy3 жыл бұрын
You had me at Luscious Limbs
@BangBang-hk4rg3 жыл бұрын
9:44 It’s batteries for the lightbulb in the toy cigarette lighter.
@ThatJunkman3 жыл бұрын
Noticed that when editing.
@jackilynpyzocha6623 ай бұрын
I love that he wears "Kay Bee Toys" shirt!
@bilplaymo61219 ай бұрын
When I was kid, shops have cigarettes made of chocolate, so not smoke just eat, but quality chocolate was cheap ! Thanks for sharing, anwyay there's so much things not allowed today than before......we must have respect between each others, but today no place with Humour in front of their "new world valors" ! sad world...Take care Bro : )
@saltrisha13 жыл бұрын
Wow ,youtube cut off the last part
@spankynater4242 Жыл бұрын
What, no NASA Saturn missile with realistic vibrating action?
@kenpope57983 жыл бұрын
Have you ever come across a Daniel Boone flintlock Brown plastic 43 inch toy rifle that was in the 1966 sears catalog used roll caps 79n 2704C was the model number I think my friend says he’s been looking for this item for over 20 years if not do you know of any kind of finding service that looks for toys?
@ThatJunkman3 жыл бұрын
I don’t recall that one
@stoneyboyd2 жыл бұрын
Those Chop Suey Specs are also well known for being used by DEVO in various music videos.
@80sToysRoc3 жыл бұрын
True a lot of people would be upset if you say Indian, but at the end of the day, say whatever your heart desires. Indian, Red Man, Savage, Native American, Indigenous People, whatever you want. This is America and we have freedom of speech…even if other people don’t like it.
@shanec90818 ай бұрын
Yes , we have freedom of speech .. as long as you don’t say to much
@marcusdarkallius1194BC10 ай бұрын
I had a smoking monkey way back when. I also used to buy bubblegum cigars and candy cigarettes at the concession stand at baseball games. In the 80's there was Big League Chew bubblegum too.
@citadelli3 жыл бұрын
Lmao that ending had me goin too…very sad toys indeed
@chrischriskidnicky60882 жыл бұрын
I worked at Halloween Spirit in 2001 and we STILL sold those “Chop Suey Spex”!!!!
@jessedub5 ай бұрын
I had one of those smoking toys, but it was a little baby that smoked the cigarettes. I think it was based on real life in the 1930s.
@joeszymanski35404 ай бұрын
When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy.. silver bells hanging from a string..
@cornflakesbaby3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 2:23 Well played Junkman!
@petebutler5139 Жыл бұрын
3:51 Ewwww, her brother said “eat that sack!” Only in GA!
@nathancoleman7235Ай бұрын
Interesting Fact: The Nutty Mad Indian toy came out in 1964-65 and was made in Japan
@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970 Жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I bought this toy guy figure who had a wood barrel around him for like a dollar at a swapmeet. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered the barrel could be removed, only to reveal a spring loaded dong in semi erect fashion..... My mom threw it away immediately.....
@MrThelittleguy903 Жыл бұрын
They weren't inappropriate in their time. Many people back then were being raised by WW2 vets. It was hard to hurt the feelings of men that stormed the beaches of Normandy and Tarawa. And they wouldn't have any sympathy for those that were offered, including their children. They produced real men.
@treyjohnson823 жыл бұрын
Kids then knew what what was pretend and what was real
@tmapes19892 жыл бұрын
So did cops!!!
@user-vr6xm8lm1o8 ай бұрын
You never heard of Wampun corn chips in the early 1960s? I have ! A cartoon commercial then showed this little Indian promoting them but its hard to remember ...
@ghostbusterguy200113 жыл бұрын
That joke at the end almost got me 😁😂😄
@thaddeusmcgrath3 жыл бұрын
Dam that ending had me fooled, hail the Junkmam Troll of trickery!
@worldsgreatestchannelinthe42343 жыл бұрын
Good one, Junkman. I legitimately thought this video got pulled while I was viewing it. Hat's off to you, sir! J$H Fri 06.18.2021 8:08 PM
@mylolee629 ай бұрын
How in the world does this violate community guidelines when it's our history unfortunately. I remember some of these and at the time, we were under 10 and lived in south GA so weren't exposed to "other ideas". It's nice to see how far we really have come
@mylolee629 ай бұрын
Oh...
@BrianMillerCEO3 жыл бұрын
Just, whatever you do, don't buy any Lego today! You may have some fellers in black suits stopping by your house to have a word with ya!
@johnw85783 ай бұрын
3:40: ROFL -- you just know the kids who had this made those other parts.
@user-so4ol8bv6j7 ай бұрын
"First Nation" is the current official name appropriate.
@joshuaross46443 жыл бұрын
Re : Neckbraces in 70’s TV I always think of Jackie Coogan ( Uncle Festa ) in the Brady Bunch 😉
@Wolf359inc3 жыл бұрын
Hey Junkman, if you are sick of saying your intro, just stop. It isn’t necessary anymore. Loved the end of this one - you got me, and I should know better. :). Did you also insert two “loading” screens - my internet is so bad, it was hard to tell (but they did happen in a second play through, so I guess so….). Great stuff. Also, do you have difficulty reading, or is it a bit? The “War Whomp” is a “War Whoop” - a “whoop” being a sound of excitement, or intimidation, such as “woo-woo-woo”, which you would often hear Natives cry in old Westerns, when they attack. “Swing Wig” is actually “Swing Wing”, and in, the wing of a plane. It is probably “Manny”, not “Mary”, but the font is hard to read. And, finally, once upon a time, “gay” meant “happy” - I am sure you know this! Cheers,
@ThatJunkman3 жыл бұрын
Lol I know I am not force to say it
@shanec90818 ай бұрын
After seeing this video I spray painted my 1960’s Johny Reb Confederate plastic cannon , then melted it down in protest . Gosh darn filthy Rebs . I showed ‘em but good.
@dalemoyers88813 жыл бұрын
Awesome video my friend!!!! You got with the ending for a moment. Lol. 😎
@craigmurphy20465 ай бұрын
Yeah buddy, it was great to be a kid back then!! Besides the Vietnam war thing on TV.
@edbouman50136 ай бұрын
I pissed myself laughing at this video! lol There are definitely some of those toys I would love to have in my collection, like the "Gay School Bus" lol
@gishmoe30883 жыл бұрын
I'm Asian and have to say, there's nothing offensive about that toy whatsoever. Tiny Ding Dong is just a stereotype.
@damienmooneyham57612 жыл бұрын
That ending got me.
@TheCrazyHedgehogLady2 жыл бұрын
Great ep, as always! Loved the ending. I’m an 80s kid and so happy I discovered your channel. Thanks for all the awesome (and inappropriate!) laughs. My hedgehog (Quillemina) and I are loving binging your archives. 👍🏻🦔
@ThatJunkman2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching
@user-vr6xm8lm1o8 ай бұрын
I have been checking and checking these 1960s toy videos, this THIS video I never heard of or saw any of these things in the 1960s, but I've been looking for a certain toy I had in the 1960s, the Cootie toy game? You build these plastic bug toys, piece by piece? I think they were popular , for awhile, and advertised on TV - I really wanted that, at that time ... I don't know what happened to it, over 50 years ago ... has anyone heard of Cooties? I would recognize them in a second ...
@Dale_The_Space_Wizard3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Golliwogs to make this list. I still own a couple of them from my childhood.
@paluxyl.86823 жыл бұрын
You can still find some new at ebay . ^^
@Black_Patriot-Veteran-1970 Жыл бұрын
@10:26~Hey! What happened? The minute he said "face so Black" the video got cut off!
@davebooshty2993 жыл бұрын
1:44 War "Whoop".
@DoubleOProductions Жыл бұрын
I want very one of these old toys.. awesome
@genesanford9412 Жыл бұрын
I remember fake cigs ,candy cigs , gum cigs , & those fake lighters. As a Native American , i am really pissed....that i dont have that "Nutty Mad Indian " toy . Oh , small pack in the bottom was nicotine scented gum .
@markfurman4386 Жыл бұрын
The Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab! For YOUR Little Scientist! With REAL Uranium! -- Introduced in 1950.
@hanniballecter49243 жыл бұрын
Great video again M8, funny as hell.
@Barada733 жыл бұрын
I thought I was watching you get cancelled in real time at the end there. Lol Anyway, there is no toy more disgusting or inappropriate than that stupid fake poop fad from a couple years ago. Parents are supposed to be discouraging their kids from playing with feces, not buying them fake feces as a toy.
@wesleyrodgers8862 жыл бұрын
Video removed
@johnbockelie38992 жыл бұрын
Your ending was classic. Just like you had the plug pulled by you tube.😂
@ajclements46273 жыл бұрын
Ah, inappropriate toys of the 1950s/1960s. 😁
@trotptkabasnbi66558 ай бұрын
If you wear Chop Suey Specs you'd better be able to deliver fast food on time. Hey Boy get nice tip on time when deliver
@Dragonrider122710 ай бұрын
The ending made me laugh XD My god the crap they used to make