Incredibly Dumb "Facts"

[@r20077]

Slazo has a bro *But they aren't 5 feet apart*

[@jameseigfried]

Nobody like this. It's the perfect amount.

[@jameseigfried]

Nevermind.

[@hugosandoval1836]

They also aren't in a hot tub

[@dexa6623]

And his *eyes are blue!*

[@mariarose8216]

:0

[@joshuabonilla8307]

WTF THERE IS MORE THAN 1 AUSTRALIAN IN THE WORLD!?

[@RtistiqSkubie]

Bronilla xp don't you watch Ozzyman,if not you're missing out. Go to his page and find the video of the rabbit fighting the snake.

[@dr.avalanche4994]

Of course not. Australia is a myth

[@proudtitanicdenier4300]

*actor

[@sophialotus6833]

I'm. Australian. 🤔

[@joshuabonilla8307]

@@sophialotus6833 nonono your wrong. They were wiped out in the 12th Reich

[@lhoney309]

“I can be your s a l t Or your s u g a r”

[@spiderflame04]

Lola Honey I ruined the 69 likes

[@qudi3940]

He just said that when I read this.

[@---hw4yl]

I can be your agnel 😇or your dival 😈

[@monicarosas264]

*A G N E L* *D I V A L*

[@trevorransford]

Roses are red Cows have udders *_Gay lovers find out they're brothers_*

[@sunnymemesicle514]

Melisa Ransford brudders

[@glitchddlc_yt2426]

No u.

[@Chelaxim]

That happened on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

[@Fran-jb9pj]

Bruddas

[@Cool_Kid95]

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤧🤮🤧

[@PenPenPending]

Why does sugar like salt? I've had this question for a real long time. 'Cause I'm salt and it's plain to see. So why does sugar fall in love with me.

[@amandabrown2528]

Yes

[@zel9298]

NO WAIT

[@frosty_teacup]

Please find the nearest exit and LEAVE.

[@tinycrimester]

two words: salted caramel

[@pkrussl]

Is that slazo boyfriend

[@lovemachine64]

yes

[@arvil4202]

Yes

[@EeveeQueenYT]

Pkrussl yes daddo

[@Amber_Phoenix]

Sup Meme Boi

[@peachgummii4877]

Didn’t expect to find you here

[@tarahevring]

Two guys chilling in a KZbin video

[@Hidden_Fern]

Less than a foot apart cause they’re both gay

[@Hidden_Fern]

truuu

[@alexander6978]

Takimello Art 2 cm away because they are gay

[@GGIOBLACK]

Way too close. I think that THEY'RE gay

[@yatabread9099]

2 mm apart*

[@godofgaming7755]

*see's 2 men in the same video* gay

[@fishydreams3686]

*FACT*

[@brbwilliam8509]

Mega gay

[@evilbastardland]

Fact 😎

[@evilbastardland]

Also same

[@MiniMomentsEdits]

Sees*

[@Kacs_ky]

Aww look at these cute little lesbian girlfriends making a video together

[@cynister7384]

Ikr, they're adorable

[@SirBoberus]

A comment that does not mention slazo being homosexual or Australian.

[@caleb2050]

but does? hmmm🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@Red_Foxxy_Fox]

thank

[@natalie5136]

But it comments both ghgfjhfdfujvdyj

[@loudpissingnoise8574]

Or does it ? Vsauce Micheal here

[@urspeciesfeces1823]

Dezerto more like slazo Micheal here

[@trixwentzle792]

Surprised he didn't get triggered by that flower picture considering they weren't shoe laces

[@andreasm2287]

That's the Q

[@andreasm2287]

Can you follow me please

[@mcnoodles3010]

I’m reporting this bullying IMMEDIATELY

[@clarewithoutthei7497]

@@mcnoodles3010 Yes, such discrimination can not be tolerated!

[@minicrushies]

@@andreasm2287 don't ask for subscribers

[@cook7931]

If “noggin munchies” aren’t a drug or slang for a drug i will be disappointed

[@cassidydoodles6072]

Trust me, it slang for meth 👌😎

[@venus_envy]

it's specifically slang for hollowed-out books with drugs hidden in them

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

It's when your brain opens its mouth and eats sugar.

[@TheBamaboy7777]

poorly drawn suicidal tendencies telling lies?

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

@@TheBamaboy7777 no Elijah.

[@paytonmccraw3618]

Sees 14% say 40. Its the flowers/shoelace all over again.

[@CrumbyBumbis]

Wondering why their interaction with each other seems awkward? Slazo paid this kid at the nearest bus stop to pretend to be his friend smh so sad like if you agree #fact

[@malpheus4299]

Lmao, he is just shy on camera, but nice meymey

[@Lexiiiiiii01]

true if big

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

Bjork it's so stupid how that word is thrown around 😒😂

[@arvil4202]

RUDE They are lovers

[@elsilachance8298]

Honestly that’s a funny thought

[@daxterfireball]

So happy for you Slazo! Did you guys meet over Tik Tok?

[@stellalebay767]

LOOOLL😂😂😂

[@chumpkankels043bleach3]

He is not gay

[@boyzgoinbonkerz6308]

Lmao

[@YallSuckLMAO]

Bailee Hansen R/Wooosh

[@whatisthisbusiness4681]

@@chumpkankels043bleach3 how do u know?

[@shoutaaizawa4756]

Fun Fact: picking flowers are the same as tying shoes

[@andreasm2287]

That's the Q.

[@andreasm2287]

Can you follow me please

[@kc-ip2vc]

@@andreasm2287 I seen someone in this video do the same thing but it said subscribe instead of fellow

[@ABMODEUS]

Miles Bailey u rite

[@andreasm2287]

@@kc-ip2vc it was "follow"

[@foreayes5285]

A fun fact is that there is a flower called *shoe lace*

[@Hidden_Fern]

👏👏

[@eevee1583]

Thats my favorite

[@corona4700]

Here’s a fun fact! A dog is a dog. Dog backwards is God. God has 3 letters. A triangle also has 3 sides. A pyramid has triangles. You know what else has triangles? The illuminati. Dogs are the Illuminati confirmed.

[@lilacangel1275]

Thanks for the noggin munchies I appreciate it

[@eliisgrumpy]

Pardon me but what the fuck

[@glitchddlc_yt2426]

ellaisgrumpy watch the vid lul

[@rasmuskock8077]

If Slazo is Australian why isn't he upside down? Explain!

[@rainbowlack]

perhaps you're secretly Australian?

[@digimaniacstudios5959]

Rasmus Kock because the earth is flat, this proves it

[@kmbs1827]

He's upside down, just that he edits them

[@Dylan-nb4yo]

Easy, because "Australia" is fake.

[@megtini459]

¿uʍop ǝpısdn noʎ ʇ’uǝɹɐ ʎɥM

[@dabiskitt]

*TRUE FACT:* Clean water is good for you! Stay hydrated!

[@drekthgrek5896]

Aaron Walls Almost got fooled by this fake fact. That was a close one.

[@sea3530]

Aaron Walls woah is this a comment that’s NOT about slazo’s boyfriend?? Goodjob!

[@indyana_jones]

@@sea3530 Yeah, literally every comment states that Slazo is gay. Like, people need to stop telling that the guy who has said multiple times that he's straight is gay! It's okay if he later says that he is gay/queer, but shouldn't people respect his sexuality? The sexuality that he has said to be?

[@sea3530]

Pihla Hyttinen yeah I know right?? Also I just realized I wrote comic instead of comment so thanks for not being a prick and pointing it out lol

[@drewsaunders8484]

I’ll stick to my pure African dirt water but thanks

[@maggiemarconett1192]

shave or I'll call the police

[@Mortiis558]

Maggie Marconett shave what? Don’t you mean wash after he rimmed his boyfriend?

[@Pyotiru]

@@Mortiis558 ?????????

[@desmondthemoonbear335]

he’s waiting for the 5 dolar shave club sponsorship (?

[@Kedanjt42]

His boyfriend doesn't want him to

[@rydemk4168]

You know someone’s interesting when they have a mostly white golf hoodie

[@graceleasher9637]

Yes. V interest

[@PO-pr7xs]

Its a tyler the creator hoodie tho

[@razielmartinez7690]

@@PO-pr7xs that what golf is my guy. Tylers brand

[@thecolorpurple4807]

Ryde Mk GOLF NIGGA

[@colliee39]

Guys, Slazo is gay, he has blue eyes, *there that's your proof* Edit: hHhH 300+ LIKES THANKS

[@nori9590]

fuck are grey eyes safe??

[@valawee]

Nori Ota no your bi.

[@colliee39]

@@nori9590 don't worry, your just Bi

[@nori9590]

God bless. my boyfriend's gay though hahahha >:) loser

[@stormwarden1287]

What about... green?

[@bleachblondebunny8900]

Slazo are you cheating on Papa?

[@EB-xc3zd]

A recent study has shown that we live in a society.

[@J-D03]

Slazo has the big gay. The blue eyes dont lie.

[@SeanORaigh]

Hey, I have blue eyes and I'm not gay Oh wait, lmao. I'm totally fucking gay. You right.

[@jazzster19]

oh so THAT'S why i'm gay.

[@Bgie-vu2jp]

Yetoos

[@liatheprincess1186]

J-D Thunder no wonder I can’t get a man with blue eyes (or a man at all :d )

[@EteSiuleems]

Ha slazo is the gay haha

[@swahi2702]

Slazo you and your partner look cute together. Best of luck to your relationship

[@dr.avalanche4994]

They’re not- nvm

[@timetodie3439]

Oh.

[@jaromanderson2877]

This is the death of clean water

[@RizzlessN]

Nick Crumpet cute couple o lesbians

[@ninedivines5374]

"FACT" cuting onions in front of slazo and insulting his hair will make him cry

[@afanofeverythingawesome8435]

*True facts* ·You must be 5 feet apart only if in underwear or in a pool ·Butterflies are just moths on cocaine ·Orange justice is done by only Black and white guys. ·The word Yeet does not exist ·Oof is a actual word ·Friends are like fried chicken.

[@monicarosas264]

*Fact: you can despacito in real life*

[@crazyXninjaXfishy]

Shh.. can you hear that? It's the sound of people creating yaoi fan art of Slazo and his friend..!

[@rattypatty1610]

ImmaFish *boyfriend

[@angelcake7077]

As a queer person I’m a bit horrified that our relationships are being used as a fetish :| you shouldn’t sexualize real people without their permission, gay or straight I know people are saying these things jokingly and I do think they’d be cute together but creepy comments like this are just so... w h y

[@vaughnhaney7020]

I'm gay myself, but I don't understand why people (of all sexualities) are bothered by gay fanfiction/art/assumptions more than straight ones. How do they know, with a man and a woman, one or both of them isn't gay/lesbian? Or what if they're just friends? It's not a "fetish" any more than assuming a man and a woman are a couple because they're acting in a "shippable" way. If it's real people, and it makes them uncomfortable, I agree fanfiction/art shouldn't be created about them. But that applies to straight as well. I don't consider gay fanfiction/art to be a "fetish", personally I often enjoy fanfiction/art (especially about already fictional characters who can't be upset by it) if it's written/drawn well. There's nothing fetishy about it, and in a lot of cases it's not even sexual. So please don't attempt to represent the community, others like me (and my bi friend and boyfriend as well, in fact) don't find issue with it as long as it's not real people who have expressed not wanting these things to be made about them.

[@somnumisdumb]

@@angelcake7077 people shouldn't do fanfictions about real people without their permission. But some of us enjoy the fictional ships. Like, I, an heterosexual woman, like yaoi ships because the guys look hot and I think they are cute together. I don't think is a fetish either, also there are worse fetishes out there like inflation fetish, sneeze fetish, zoophilia, necrophilia and many MANY more. Also, if you think of it, there are more *heterosexual womans* who enjoy this, *I wonder why?* People who do ships with real people need some help but us who do enjoy the fictional, let us be. We are in 2019 boi :/

[@neonwaffle3327]

Angel Cake don’t try to represent the whole community, there are others with a different opinion within your community

[@MoistCandyBar]

Slazo do face reveal plz

[@cooper419]

Y E E T S E P T I C E Y E. It’s a J O K E.

[@eevee1583]

I want Slazo to do a voice reveal

[@mercuryrevenant6716]

that would be epic

[@MoistCandyBar]

Let's get this to one million likes and replies so Slazo sees this and does face reveal

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

These pretzels Suck ass There are 65 mph wooosh winds in your immediate area. That’s what you get for missing the joke.

[@real_1336]

Slazo is that your homosexual love buddy?

[@Fran-le5pk]

8 things successful people do before going to bed: shave

[@ghoulishgam3r508]

Uh....no. People shave in the morning.

[@James.Stark.Ben.Edition]

@@ghoulishgam3r508 *_whoosh_*

[@ghoulishgam3r508]

@@James.Stark.Ben.Edition there's no whoosh, kiddo. But you probably don't even know what it means.

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

"They're brofisting us in the face" Punching. It's called punching.

[@TheFreakyFanatic]

Did you know that despite how much Slazo wants his clean water meme to die it will not? Because something so great, so clean, and so wet can never truly die.

[@Versaucey]

A KZbinr cooking? **Filthy frank flashbacks**

[@GioViDa]

You again!

[@loudpissingnoise8574]

Magenta is cool but i like cyan

[@lavenderlemonade3474]

HowToBasic

[@avocadovigilantes6195]

*_coNFuSiOn sCREaChing_*

[@redacted1580]

What about some good old fashioned HowToBasic

[@PowahSlapEntertainmint]

Fun fact: You can breathe if you want oxygen.

[@andrewbrandt2051]

Thank you -Kanye- PowahSlap Entertainmint, very cool.

[@pnurple5043]

PowahSlap Entertainmint Holy Heck I see you in the comments as much as I do Justin Y

[@II-gj1jw]

Yeah but breathing is only for nerds.

[@baileybrian9560]

Recent studies have shown that ancient studies have shown that 100% of oxygen is actually plant farts, so breathe in at your own risk

[@surreal3346]

Thanks Justin Y, very informative

[@emmaloy9965]

WOW MICHAEL YOU HAVE FRIENDS?????????

[@ChaosGoblinAry]

NONONONO HIS NAME IS SLAZO

[@emmaloy9965]

Rissa Crum sorry Slazo who??? I think you spelled big daddy slaz wrong

[@ChaosGoblinAry]

@@emmaloy9965 I have actually started a petition to get him to change his name to SlazDaddy 😂

[@emmaloy9965]

Rissa Crum send a link I’ll sign hskskks

[@ChaosGoblinAry]

www.care2.com/my/petitionsite/dashboard/382468485

[@pupoodledoodle]

sometimes I forget Big Slaz actually interacts with irl people

[@nunyabusiness7858]

"I'd love to marry you, but I can't love a man who called the teacher 'mum' " *one mistake and everyone judges you*

[@Blank76321]

did you know that good girls like bad guys smash likes if you are an epic gamer

[@jaylenebihag1886]

blank76 omg thanks! I’ve had this question for a real long time, I’ve been a bad boy lately and it’s been plain to see, and I’ve been wondering why good girls fall in love with me, thanks for the help

[@evilbastardland]

😎😎😎

[@nabielw]

@@jaylenebihag1886 omg

[@bazzerk740]

*iVe HaD tHiS qUeStIoN fOr A rEaL lOnG tImE!¡!*

[@Real-1]

Gamers rise up

[@hhhage]

your friend seems like a great guy but that guy with the blue shirt ruins it though

[@archduke2277]

Slazo looks 15 years older than his boyfriend, what the h*ck

[@Peridot420]

Why are we still here? -To suffer the two in this video? Duh.

[@vaskaventi6840]

Isn’t that he cousin or something? (Not the Alabama kind the normal kind)

[@user-mr6xf8xz2d]

@@vaskaventi6840no no it's his boyfriend, duh.

[@davidrojas4687]

it's because of his moustache

[@dx.feelgood5825]

@@vaskaventi6840 We have normal cousins in the normal parts Alabama. Now when you get deep over in the Bessemer area, now you've gone too far

[@thatcoolkidwithshoes4524]

That is Slozos boyfriend no one can tell me otherwise

[@evilbastardland]

That cool kid with shoes yed

[@evilbastardland]

Shet

[@rwetagv36]

It is

[@I_love_dr_stone]

either that or his friend who's a boy

[@jadeal]

No it isn't. they're not gay

[@socialus5689]

Lmao look at Slazo! He has friends!! What a pleb.

[@hooklineandsinker3049]

Um excuse me I don’t think you introduced us to your friend??

[@crocogators]

HookLineAndSinker Slazo broke into his house and kidnapped him to make a video

[@brbwilliam8509]

Oh goodness slazo is a homosexual

[@matchalattae5973]

BRBWILLIAM Didn't we already know that?

[@SfzV]

And we still love him the same❤️

[@Bread-ky6ri]

@@SfzV Thx M8

[@jacyaug]

@@SfzV No we don't.

[@idiotinabandanna8701]

@@seedlessgrapes7188 true

[@daddy7321]

YOUR FRIEND IS ADORABLE

[@alexcarpenter8677]

Ryden is real Brallon is not I disagree with your name

[@cl0verr0ver418]

I FUCKING LOVE FAISSAL HECK

[@bruhmoment5777]

@@cl0verr0ver418 tf

[@DodgeThatAttack]

You're* Wait

[@BrickBuilderKoala]

@@bruhmoment5777 9:41 it's his friend's name lol

[@dvfsx.x]

8:55 i can see love in slazo eyes, this is true love guys don't fight me

[@blueredacted]

kagayama b 'ᄉ' it’s how i look at my s/o’s so yeah i agree lmao

[@juppe6679]

kagayama b 'ᄉ' HSHHAGSBSVS

[@catpoke9557]

He just LOOKED at a man and you said it's love. My goodness, people of the same sex really can't be near each other on KZbin, can they? :/

[@dvfsx.x]

@@catpoke9557 lol its a joke 😂😂

[@catpoke9557]

@@dvfsx.x you FOOL you wasted your opportunity to say r/woooosh :( You coulda at least put my failure to good use, you know! Shame on you!

[@James.Stark.Ben.Edition]

Slazo was already too much too handle. Now there's two cute guys in the video. *_Can you stop please?_* I'm gonna have a heart attack from freaking out at the cute and adorable factor.

[@asbestoss919]

Whoa I didn’t know Slazo was gay...

[@sudeh5979]

@Why are we still here? -To suffer it was a joke tho

[@EeveeQueenYT]

Why are we still here? -To suffer r/wooosh

[@freyrapollo]

@Why are we still here? -To suffer sweety why are you so keen on insisting he's not gay lmao?? why tf does it matter so much to you

[@evilbastardland]

Sis we been knew blue eyes don’t lie

[@lustfullsounds2256]

Why are we still here? -To suffer you cant take a fucking joke, eh?

[@foxsisters6257]

yay he’s back with his boyfriend

[@Bread-ky6ri]

*When you think Its a Joke and then you think about it and it may be true but your afraid to ask it because people will meme you* r/wooosh

[@Bread-ky6ri]

@DerpToni616372 *DID YOU BULLY ME CALLING CANADIAN MOUNTED POLICE*

[@Bread-ky6ri]

@LoveliiArt Yikes, the Conspiracy has started

[@LewisZilla]

Fangirls ruin everything example 48293993032

[@narohato1749]

Well Slaz has been showing up with some hickey's on his neck and this fella starts showing up in his videos as his 'good friend'. Seriously though, i think most people are kidding around, although i'm sure none of us would care who slaz was dating, boy or girl as long as they made him happy.

[@kavajarrace]

I graduated from the University of Study. My degree was in Expert Study.

[@jacksonvarley3256]

this video was basically just slaz showing off his knowledge of US states

[@kingofcrawdads5958]

I never fully comprehended the fact that you can like... interact with people. I’ve always just assumed you just exists in this weird solitary internet zone with Australian stuff sneaking in once in a while

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

“Life is worth living”

[@antaluster]

Fake fact

[@nigwardyoda8095]

Nice one...

[@jstaal7879]

In the words of Donald Trump “WRONG”

[@ididntasklol]

haha funny joke you made there pal

[@fernix918]

- and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself"

[@tessyboy7158]

Fun fact! Slazo shouldn't shave. Just because we all hate it and it reminds us of the war against Johnny Johnny Yes Papa, he, too, is a human being, and therefore is wise enough to make his own decisions.

[@leehttucec-9985]

Couldn't agree more with this fact

[@artemisgladea1404]

I agree with everything in this post except "he is a human being so he is wise enough to make his own decisions...like...look at the American news. It seems that half the American government can't make their own decisions lol

[@aprilderg7241]

I beg to differ

[@harrisonphoenixchantry6318]

Slazo = memeulous Slazo = memeulous Slazo = memeulous Slazo = memeulous Or Memeulous = slazo Memeulous = slazo Memeulous = slazo Memeulous = slazo

[@destinymarie3069]

Fun fact: I can be ur ANGLE or ur deilve

[@lustfullsounds2256]

Is this: 1. Your boyfriend 2. Your brother AND your boyfriend 3. Your furry boyfriend Or 4. Your boyfriend who’s actually just your boyfriend for cLoUt

[@Xxrooster138]

2 and 3

[@imogen-mahnihayward4431]

Yes

[@chumpkankels043bleach3]

Slazo is not gay

[@kamiscanvis8414]

@@chumpkankels043bleach3 u sure?

[@sarahmonkey99]

Slazo, you and your boyfriend are cute

[@ts-wo6pp]

@Why are we still here? -To suffer the one sitting next to him

[@hunterelmore7252]

Why are we still here? -To suffer its a joke

[@storn6864]

@Why are we still here? -To suffer its just a joke m8 no need to get so agitated

[@vanessa2694]

if posting videos on a daily basis is too much work and starts to take a toll on your physical/mental wellbeing please don’t do it we will love your content regardless of your posting schedule 💖💖 p.s. cuff me daddy

[@allisonblais487]

I punched my phone to "smash the like button" and it disliked the video.

[@dylanhd1536]

*phone disliked that*

[@alezarde211]

A sign from God

[@dptyp]

did you know that pizza time is pizza time because it’s time for pizza?

[@adamkwarren21]

Slazo knows more states than I do and I live in the US.

[@metoo3342]

Adam Kwarren Didn't he only name like 3?

[@adamkwarren21]

I’m j kidding. Everyone knows that every American knows all 50 states and their capital cities and their dates of founding by heart.

[@imageneralwhee2812]

Awe look at the boyf riends

[@sillylittleguy596]

Is that a fucking be more chill reference

[@jaylenebihag1886]

Matilda Kallay I HATW BE MORE CHILL HHHHHHHH

[@AylaMarionSU]

oh my god

[@ilexdiapason]

youtube is a two player gay

[@alexnorris5298]

fun fact: Peter Griffin is sans undertale?1??1?1?1?1?1?1?1?1?1?

[@kennedysvr]

Why I gave the pope Shrek Smash'n Crash Racing

[@thealientree3821]

Peter Griffin is Ness.

[@damiibeam]

Wait Slazo has friends? S h o o k

[@yarathesmol6108]

just let your pal know that he's pretty

[@wyattmiller9539]

I expect UoS (University of Study) merch soon

[@heelspurr2436]

That dude looking like lesbian Melanie Martinez lmao

[@woodlyn_elf]

It's hot

[@deyanawoolley8993]

Syllenaej Johnson with normal hair color and glasses

[@luckas221a]

melanie martinez already looks like lesbian melanie martinez

[@unicornlife8813]

No he looks kinda of like Faze Adapt

[@sunnymemesicle514]

Syllenaej Johnson I THOUGHT THE SAME THING OMG

[@NoviProleterijat]

About the gut feeling. You acually have a completely separate nervous system in your stomach called the "Enteric Nervous System" and is the cause of said gut feeling. Otherwise great video as usual!

[@Marc-lf4du]

"one mistake" You mean flowers right?

[@robboss2011]

the other guy looking so uncomfortable lol i could hear him saying "get me out of here please"

[@robboss2011]

actually both of you look very fucking uncomfortable,i could feel it over here

[@dogman9291]

It's because they know their 13 year old female following is going to ship the fuck out of them once the video is uploaded.

[@kittehkat2551]

Wow slazo your girlfriend is so cute

[@f.j.4036]

Slazo is great and all but can we know more about that cute thing next to him.

[@clau6972]

Yes please

[@mudawott]

Hes loooks like cute dorky nerd

[@nabielw]

Yes

[@cia898]

Did you know that diabeeto is my moms name? You never knew, now did you...

[@Creeperface111]

Slazo gay, l.o.l. Funny epic burn.

[@Creeperface111]

Please stop liking my comment.

[@ArenNerdy]

When your mum asked you to bring your brother with you.

[@Marshmallow_1111]

FACT: 90% of slazo’s subscribers see 2 males sitting next to each other and assume- “gay”.

[@Aqueous]

Slazo is gay, thats his boyfriend, wtf slazo

[@camstevens3136]

How’d the first person discover cow milk? Think about that

[@proudtitanicdenier4300]

Probably some cave woman wondering why white stuff's coming from their tits, tasting it, and deciding to squeeze a cow's tits until some comes out.

[@JJ-eb1zp]

they literally just saw a calf drinking milk from its mum

[@_zeema5127]

Touch cow tidder

[@woahtherebuckaroo1913]

fact: your friend is so cute uwu

[@jasperpj8804]

Boyfriend*

[@ariwillowfawn842]

Thats his bf I think..

[@matthew6949]

*inserts mayonnaise*

[@Bread-ky6ri]

@LoveliiArtOof a *Conspiracy* has started

[@crocogators]

sometimes i hate the internet

[@leonsimmons897]

8:10 Yes, just bottle up your anger and depression like it's a nice bottle of *C L E A N* water

[@ClungeWizard]

That's a pretty 🅱epic profile picture

[@ethanb8056]

!! he's back!! i love him!!

[@derrrtee]

Ethan B thats race. dont race on the Internet! its bad adn yuo wheel get arrest for thats.

[@tayamkay]

How much we betting his friend is gay

[@RtistiqSkubie]

TayAmKay of course he is,that's his boyfriend.

[@tayamkay]

@@RtistiqSkubie I dont wanna be wooshed but for real is he?

[@beans3515]

@@tayamkay the world may never know

[@crocogators]

TayAmKay doubt it

[@kehcan8051]

Another *cough* “fact” is that I don’t have a girlfriend 😭🤣👏🏻

[@TLTotti]

Me neither m8

[@Hidden_Fern]

Oof I felt that one

[@luckas221a]

get a boyfriend. even slazo got one.

[@kehcan8051]

Lol

[@10B10R]

Where's your nostril ring Slaxo? I thought you were deval..

[@aysseralwan]

Maybe on that one slazo is the angle and therefore right from our perspective and his friend is the deval 🤔 remember he can be both 👼😈

[@J-D03]

Slazo is the *sugar* his friend is the *salt*

[@jeffrestea2797]

"This doesn't seem to be a fact it seems to be an opinion" *illuminate confirmed*

[@Crystix]

On one part of the description i thought it said "BECOME A CHANNEL MURDERER" for a sec

[@rydo728]

Kids in Africa could have eaten those facts

[@alowrn]

You were first congrats🤩

[@daddy7321]

I ship

[@Hidden_Fern]

Phat mood

[@Hannah-gd3kc]

Fact: I enjoy Slazo videos

[@coopercan]

That's an incredibly dumb fact

[@davidrichardson6749]

D.C. WSX AS QWX

[@asaaii3872]

That’s a myth

[@Amber_Phoenix]

What a lovely comment section

[@therealemtothebee]

Don’t know who this dude is but the sexual tension is rEAL

[@dogman9291]

Fuck off, kid. Creeping on real people who are just friends isn't cool.

[@despressso]

Escapism calm down and see that it’s a fucking joke instead of commenting on every fucking comment

[@billy8973]

*Insert creative comment* *insert edit saying how did I only realise all these likes now*

[@MaidMoorinaENVTuber]

How original and creative

[@drewmanning4783]

*insert* *something* *r/woooosh-worthy*

[@adventurerisrad]

*insert comment on how I'm the 69th like*

[@fenner5306]

Great comment how O R I G I N A L

[@egghaverr]

*insert something insertable*

[@chi_chi_real_smooth6494]

Daddy slazo is back

[@irenelarapadilla5856]

1:06 this is the only time you've actually sounded like an Aussie haha

[@valawee]

Irene Lara Padilla huh

[@RtistiqSkubie]

Irene Lara Padilla he LITERALLY sounds Aussie every video...

[@irenelarapadilla5856]

RtistiqSkubie hahaha I know, but not like the stereotypical version of one, like “Oi, mate! What’s that on yer noggin!”. I thought it was funny haha, it’s just a joke anyways :)

[@Brynwyn123]

Seeing your friend doing the same things I thought were just a you thing is so fucking funny, I love this video.

[@caseus8323]

As much as these fools would look good together, they probably aren't. Don't harass them