Awful "Random XD" Posts

[@Taikamuna]

I always also love it when shrek breaks into my house and steals all the eggs

[@noobybuisness1649]

@Muscle Got Meme why because he left a comment on every video? Childish

[@adap8400]

You are the domino guy right

[@theallmightyspoghatrsdaack2117]

@Muscle Got Meme you are 12yo and you are horny af and trying to look powerfull on the internet we understand just stop and fuck off

[@thesarcasmisstrongwiththis4790]

Taikamuna pancakes

[@halo-yt5mu]

now this comment is E P I C

[@CannedCorm]

The day "My Name Jeff" stops being funny is the day I stop loving BACON XD

[@grifo9067]

I know this is ironic, but it still makes me unreasonably angry.

[@not2be4gotten02]

Are we talking bacon the food or Bacon the Kevin?

[@lunarpitch]

My name Jeff is no longer funny ._. Run

[@curlyfordoge4366]

THIS IS SO EPIC :) WAFFLES!!!!!! GET IT LIKE GIR FORM INVADER ZIM I LOVE LOVE GIRL HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER EVAR BECAUSE HES RANDEM LIKE ME!!!!!!! FRENCH TOAST!!

[@CannedCorm]

@@grifo9067 *jeff*

[@akemiknowsbest3671]

I cringe at the fact that this was me in 2012.

[@Mothrafan-yx6wu]

OOf

[@notsaeed]

Oof

[@malmorbidus2788]

you get a pass, in 2012 it was a new thing you've evolved

[@mink5251]

Underground Beauty - This was ALL of us in 2012

[@meepmoop4335]

Me in 2014

[@rkkwc]

This is the kinda shit I liked when I was in second grade ewwww

[@undyinglaughter7413]

Ew same

[@daffiid]

Owie same

[@Raaaah__]

I liked this in fifth grade *B I G Y I K E S*

[@binita4672]

trash can how's 3rd grade going ?

[@daffiid]

@@Raaaah__ Help is on the way, hold on

[@spinjitsumaster2669]

Potato xD *Rides my unicorn into the Twin Towers*

[@menacing_name]

The Bae libtards destroyed epic style by pure randomness

[@potassiumtheif5857]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@mammutbrot9230]

Its at 69 likes lets keep it at that.

[@spinjitsumaster2669]

Mammutbrot Nah we gotta get it to 420

[@tzootzoo802]

how dare you slazo is *a good boy*

[@libby_lin4426]

Introducing the new IPhone... IPhone XD

[@heftymagic4814]

Nice

[@PuppeteerGaming]

Reminds me of the Internet Historian video about iPhones

[@michaelholtz599]

Don't give Apple ideas!

[@sayasays1043]

@@michaelholtz599 too late

[@katherinegriffin]

we missed it, were on the iPhone XR

[@starkid2849]

Congratulations for shaving your mustache

[@shellnut]

*mustarche

[@ryancanavauiolo828]

@@shellnut they were correct you weren't

[@_flamingo_8699]

@@ryancanavauiolo828 r/woosh

[@sweetdreams8992]

Sexy hair*

[@chelseaachatz5494]

Thank GOD bro

[@swahi2702]

This is a potato *Ireland wants to know your location*

[@maeveoconnor1171]

My brother is an uncultured Irish swine who DOESN'T LIKE POTATOES. We have attempted to talk sense into him but even with a leprechaun's assistance we have not cured him.

[@aoife699]

As an Irish person i can confirm we love potatoes

[@acorr14]

@@aoife699 Love them so much we cause potato famines*

[@dascutedog]

@@aoife699 I don't

[@someturkishguy8638]

@@maeveoconnor1171 oi sad for him. I'm Turkish but while fighting street kids I screamed the Irish glory while saying ya don't hurt me friends in a Scottish accent. This happened to me as age ten.

[@caroline1531]

I want to know why this was a phase. Like why did 11 year old me think it was ok to say things like “I like cheese” and “llamas are AWEsome” every 5 seconds

[@mentos7339]

same

[@humanthefinite8304]

How long ago was that? 2017?

[@caroline1531]

Human the finite 2011 lol...

[@humanthefinite8304]

@@caroline1531 2011? *does math in head* you're 18? Well hello...

[@caroline1531]

Human the finite you’re quite the mathematician!

[@danishqureshi8583]

In six years we're all going to wonder why we were so attracted to Despacito in Fortnite.

[@KroVey]

I'd argue you should be wondering why you are attracted to these turds now...

[@tfos993]

It's the exact same level of random as the E meme and T posing

[@TimTamSlam7]

Bung The Booce Not really, thats shitposting. Its not really the same as XD humour which is more like “hahaha im so random !!!1!11!” and shitposting is just supposed to be obscure and so stupid/sarcastic that its funny

[@tfos993]

@@TimTamSlam7 That's the point though... It's not funny at all the fuckin E meme was created for that. It's retarded and this will be stale, if it ain't already.

[@kloakheesten]

@@tfos993 Yeah that is the point. It is intentionally retarded that it's funny. Those 2012 shit is just supposed to be outright funny with no hint of sarcasm, satire or irony. It's not the same

[@hollyberryblue3642]

This gave me severe flashbacks to being 10..... I’m cringing so hard thinking about how “random xD” I was, hooooo boy

[@Zambrano2199]

I wanna delete all the shit I posted with "XD" god damn

[@susie6311]

Me too XD This is how I used to comment on stuff. Please kill me.

[@Creonyx]

6th grade I tried to be like those gaming meme pages. This year I went on that account and had to delete all my unfunny mistakes

[@heftymagic4814]

Havent we all

[@stinkynorsk5883]

I am a cheesecake, tell my jellybeans that the sky is a blind snake, cornflakes and a man

[@rammychan622]

Omg looooool you so random why am I laughing so hard lolololololololololololol xDDDDDDDD

[@DriftingMari]

_ecksdee_

[@miketheguy2847]

I will. And also just know that the floor is actually a poster of the chair potatos.

[@r3gionalmarr0w2gamingvideo5]

The Lamp speaks my name, the Crippled House is a Leaf, and the Sticker is levitating towards my Dresser. Tell the Duck I have an appointment at 5, Bleach, and a Spider.

[@Everik-ct6pg]

Absolutely Epic

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

Randomness is why most memes exist. People are just drawn to them *like a moth to a lamp*

[@jayv9070]

I’m going kms if this moth meme keeps going

[@TiffanyRay]

yeah but thats the cringiest type of random humor ever the funniest random humor is when something unexpected pops up and happens for no reason whatsoever like unintentionally funny

[@barltok__9106]

I love this comment

[@aIIyoop]

please brother

[@barltok__9106]

@@aIIyoop oh yes břøthëř

[@kurtch794]

ahahaha im so random why did stacy take the kids hahahaha

[@EteSiuleems]

Haha random my life is an endeless cycle of pain haha

[@cryptical3236]

lol xd hahahahahaha OwO

[@updogupdogupdog3044]

Kurtch LOL XD rawr *dies of laughter* its been 38 days since I saw my daughter LOL yeet *nuzzles and kisses* ahahahaha LOL kill me XD

[@ella713]

hahaha she took all the money and now I’m bankrupt xDD

[@unfortuante]

Stacy says hi

[@essie23la]

*2010 deviantart flashbacks*

[@whatabeautifulduwang9603]

E n d me

[@maki49574]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZ3IfZ9_pd6gqrc

[@lunarpitch]

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT slazo XD

[@alvingillarlera]

We have an announcement to make: STOP BULLYING

[@saintshaggy1372]

I'm so random I havent _shat_ for 6 months.

[@chessa3022]

Oh my God! Are you okay???? Damn. The random

[@an_alienwashere]

Fit4EPICness this is so epic, can we hit 1 like?

[@wizardlizard55555]

OK that's not fair bc this is funny 😤

[@beep898]

The past tense of shat is shidded. Change my mind.

[@nataliehaag3595]

*W O W* :000

[@campmain4lyfe163]

Guys my family was taken from me by men in black uniforms I don’t know why it happened so fast please help Reason: Banana

[@pixeldesigns5333]

This video is basically slazo fake laughing

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

Isn't his whole KZbin channel about that?

[@spam3972]

*our prayers have been answered* The pubestache is gone

[@PlantyMan7]

*pedostache

[@Chaotic_Observer]

Thank god!

[@jello4781]

This is literally 2011 humor

[@AdamTopCommenter]

It goes back to 2004.. maybe even earlier

[@hey_this_is_a_handle]

Adam H -9265 bc?

[@agbulph]

Well yeah that’s... the point

[@blitzn00dle50]

Hello 2019 person, this is also 2020 humor now

[@Thinzy]

The amount of tiktok ads I had to sit through for you.

[@saffroncoasts6950]

Same

[@oliviasmith4134]

I was crying yesterday it was so funny. Good job

[@allisonmarie9070]

ok

[@IHTCAU]

Was it 11:49 PM?

[@oliviasmith4134]

@@Heartbreakbarber thanks for telling me? There is another Olivia Smith in my school tho

[@melonz_man]

Lolxd so random

[@thr2648]

XD

[@888-q5i]

Roses are red My name is Dan I have a gun Get in the van. Edit: Sad how this is the most amount of likes I've got

[@jimmypratt]

Yes Daddy

[@PSI-Funkeyroll]

XD

[@ResidentMilf]

There needs to be a subreddit for bad (or good - is there a difference?) "roses are red" poems.

[@spam3972]

Roses are red I should've run I'm in his van He still has the gun

[@ResidentMilf]

@@spam3972 That makes me wet ＜（©︿©）＞

[@Jaicunny22]

I’m a GOTH and I’m just like xD rawr lol but basically im monky

[@slimsladey489]

But I _still_ can’t see the kids, _Margarett_

[@CESkootchy]

Shit man, that's like MySpace era totally random

[@khokh699]

Ben Shapiro says, No

[@nutcracker7736]

That hurt to read

[@ameliah8122]

ow that hurt my soul to read 😬😬

[@nasher99]

Sometimes I feed my watermelons anvils so they become wonderful nooses

[@theycallmethebasher]

le epically hangs myself on 2011 humor

[@acerockman3520]

Roses are red, It’s Illegal to build a bomb. This comment is so random, ifunny.com

[@saopy]

its actually co, not com

[@vz2428]

@Villager Human Rights Council So predictable

[@z0mbifi_ed]

*XD*

[@Neptune_o]

buff chicken leviosahh not leviosahhhh

[@natqevalhiindisguise141]

look upon these mortals using their owos and :3s you are like a little baby watch... δωδ

[@matt4280]

OWO NANI XD

[@EteSiuleems]

* Nuzzles U *

[@Demureu]

christopher montgomery STOP

[@Jackenack]

"clit wiggle" sounds like some shit you would read in a kid's book

[@zabdielreyes7009]

Limebattery I raise you (/$0$)/

[@phantauss13]

I want a 10 hour video of just slazo doing what he was doing at 5:06

[@gingeetheginge6071]

V¡Қ is DΣΛD *n u t&

[@SergeantStark]

Holy sHit it's you

[@phantauss13]

What are you doing he?!?!

[@SergeantStark]

@@phantauss13 Watching KZbin videos I skipped yesterday

[@RachelVonLee]

Yes please

[@PuppeteerGaming]

Hey, yesterday.... I grew a waffle from a baby's ear, then Trump ate my school.

[@alexiam1999]

xD! SoOO random! Can we get 3 billion likes because potato! XD

[@PuppeteerGaming]

@@alexiam1999 Yah man, you are doing good job on the way back to the shop to get a shout-out to be in a relationship but my mom does I will take the best for the new year and I am so I can you in the loop as to why the heck are you going to. I just spammed autocorrect.

[@alexiam1999]

+PuppeteerGaming I used to do that last summer with some classmates, it was funny as hell

[@PuppeteerGaming]

@@alexiam1999 yeah

[@Mari99528]

So funni n randem

[@dimjoyland]

Girly girl: I will say two stereotypical girl things and ask which one you prefer Me: I will say a stereotypical boy thing that makes me seem boyish and quirky and better than you

[@p3p1jnlol]

"I'm not like other girls xD I'm so quirky"

[@Vivus_offic]

“Omg, my boyfriend took me to STARbucks!”

[@veryhard8548]

My life is meaningless! XD!

[@nitisha1776]

I laughed so hard lmao relatable XD

[@crustyboogers]

LOL XD LMAO SO RELATABLE HAHA XD LOL

[@jeij3386]

XD so Quirky and relatable!!1!1!!1...??!?!?

[@stewartzayat7526]

Cheese pancakes haha xd

[@lunarpitch]

@@stewartzayat7526 Clean Water XD

[@claudefrollo3378]

haha! I'm so random and quirky XD

[@qualitysally]

-14/potato no mention of potatoes smh

[@cassi-opeia528]

Rawr xD **nuzzles you** I’m so quirky and different LOL it’s just my ~personality~ uwu

[@matt4280]

OwO

[@arvaahasan2355]

ùwú lil bAby *pats your head*

[@cassi-opeia528]

O/////O! Baka! >w

[@cryptical3236]

#Lmao Im an angel Owo Lol School sucks xdddd ~cats~ Cuteness overload!!! potato squad lol!!

[@baronesslynx1525]

UwO hewwo will u beh Mai senpai? ØwØ

[@asbestoss919]

Potato Edit: thanks for the reddit gold kind stranger

[@100gexx]

Mr. Asbestoss that wasn’t edited you heckin libtard lmao get rekt

[@unicornpups2014]

I must consume slim jims xD

[@sidedsuns4264]

Hahahah urxgldyodoydpydldy5fjr XDDD hilaripiss

[@felonyfey]

I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake. I was only 3 years dead, but I told a tale, and now listen little child, to the safety rail.... props to those who remember

[@kyleb.4384]

THE LLAMA SONG......

[@kermitfrog1751]

Jesus Slazo plz stop having so many good videos I need to do my freaking homework

[@maxwelldenlybiz9058]

It will be here for u later

[@kermitfrog1751]

OWEL BØI I know but once you watch one you get sucked in and pretty soon it’s 3AM because I have no self control 😂

[@maxwelldenlybiz9058]

@@kermitfrog1751 Dont worry. I dont have self control either

[@chipdippy5902]

MOOD

[@biffman6]

8:55 that's one of the worst misunderstandings of surrealism I've heard in a while

[@onthewattle]

Seems like they heard someone misunderstand Dada and applied it to Surrealism

[@ajpoopfucker]

Nice pfp

[@sierrah1543]

HONESTLY that is actually the worst explanation of it I’ve ever heard

[@hologrampizza5432]

toaster giraffe! lol ecksdee im so surrealist

[@onthewattle]

Typhlosion my picture? Time for the Australian Republic!

[@laylakelis8147]

“Cory in the house is my favorite anime LOL XD”

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

Wrysterious this is still a thing people say unironically

[@Perchance24]

Rip papa franku

[@Tobi-md1fq]

Slazo is a sausage man that rides a pony that is rainbow puppy color that saids "skipity pop pop pow, im a friendly cow, shinky dinky" wong dong fing fong haha bongos are argentina cheese

[@EteSiuleems]

Haha randem xd

[@sangrieminat93]

You mean "scoopity poopity" you uncultured fucXDXDXDXDXD

[@Vivus_offic]

Da faq?

[@Tobi-md1fq]

@@sangrieminat93 *EXXX DEEEEEE*

[@Tobi-md1fq]

@@Vivus_offic da faq

[@Distain_Gaming]

Thank you for uploading this video you saved me from the endless maze that is Chills and the general mess of Top15s. I suspect Chills is actually an elaborate text to speech device.

[@vz2428]

_N U M B E R F I F T E E N_

[@lawrence9536]

Potatoes are like microwaves, If you shoot a pillow case I'm scared of unicorns

[@borribibrace5521]

That's what I call schizophrenia vol. 29

[@CanadianDan854]

XD I want to commit game end.

[@Epic_Gamer__]

Do it put it on youtube

[@CaveTroglodyte]

OM-G BANS BUNDERTAL

[@abcdef-qd2rx]

i want to commit aliven't

[@indigosnep]

ah yes 2008, the cess pool of shitty memes

[@Mlgtrek334]

@Vortexer93 no hes not

[@Uber_Versace]

Wow that water looks PIZZA TIME

[@joris4235]

Uber Virsacii Very random! Awesome comment potato sandwiches lol xD

[@Uber_Versace]

@@joris4235 that comment was soo epic that optimus prime painted rainbow would eat a DVD player while riding on a shoe XD XD €D¡+: 👇😎👇 ®📧📧 Edit 2: how can our eggs be real if hot dogs arent real

[@alonsan3977]

No i am random

[@artisimo7967]

none of yall have ever even heard of potato XD XD TROLOLO

[@miketheguy2847]

Really? It looks more ceilling flavored tree to me. Also Artisimo, I have heard of potato.

[@derekmills12910]

Michael do you have amaze-on prime?

[@dimjoyland]

He should do r/4panelcringe or r/notliketheothergirls

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

isn't r/notliketheothergirls basically r/nicegirls?

[@tinyfoxpaw6670]

@@ReiAnikaAyanami yes.

[@dimjoyland]

Aεrak r/notliketheothergirls is more about “quirky girls” than “nice girls”

[@Versaucey]

*ecks dee*

[@maxwelldenlybiz9058]

*EGGS DEE*

[@GioViDa]

Fuck outta here

[@crustyboogers]

el oh el

[@matt4280]

UwU XD

[@Timotainment]

Timotainment hahahahahaha I...I relate why am I laughing.....urrrrrrrrrrrrrghaaaaaaaaagh! Lol wtf I’m so weird

[@Stayble9770]

succ

[@yaboique6650]

pp

[@order_of_the_stonesummervl9850]

haikus are easy but sometimes they dont make sense refrigerator

[@liamvogl1703]

ECKSDEE

[@daria2776]

Microwave XD

[@Nugcon]

XDXDXDXD

[@miketheguy2847]

Angry Commenter I know, right?

[@12KTOYOTA]

Xd

[@DankMatter]

im so random and different from other people rawr xd why wont anyone date me

[@Mlgtrek334]

Eggs dee

[@cleetusbartholomew]

Dank Matter uwu xd

[@cama1961]

Owo what's this

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

* likes your comment* hewwo people won’t date me either * cries to self* but your comment made me XD uwu

[@kaonsid339]

That rawr made me wet.

[@GIRGHGH]

I believe the scientific term for this style of speech is "word salad."

[@inox1ck]

GirgDoesNothing im fluent in word salad uwu XDDDDDD

[@CherrygroveCity]

does a random XD epic STYLE

[@randenshi]

NICO NICO NII

[@TruRein]

EpiC wIn TiMe

[@J-D03]

🅱️ICO 🅱️ICO 🅱️II XD

[@katra5673]

le epic style-*

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Epic Gangnam style*

[@khlownfr]

Ily my fav australian lesbian 😘😘

[@444-o2w]

same 🅱️🅱️🅱️

[@nikiyerbamate]

HES NOT LESBEEM AND DON NT NOT GIVE ME E RS LASH WOSH BEACAUSE IT WASN NOT JOKE!!!!!111+

[@michaelkovalik8438]

Australia doesn't exist, you uncultured swine.

[@TheSpah]

Australia more like Outback Steakhouse

[@vz2428]

Favorite Aussie lesbian = Slazo Favourite British lesbian = So guys we did it we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing. the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal i-im just amazed, thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow I-I love you guys, you guys are just awesome. Favorite American lesbian = Neil Cicierega

[@nametagmc7935]

Me in Japanese class: watashiwa keki desu *XD* I'm so quirky

[@meowwwmew1007]

BOKU WABSEKUSU DAISKI

[@AdamTopCommenter]

Legendary comedian

[@jeevankothari2939]

NIGERUNDAYO! Smokey

[@Biggest_subhuman]

Kaizoku oni, ore WA naaarruuuu

[@NewbyTon]

Benis OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY XD LOL LMAO ROFL SUMBRERO!!!!!!!!

[@NewbyTon]

LOL LMAOOO

[@Vivus_offic]

LOL LMAO I JUST SAW THIS AND PUT A CHEESE PEPPERONI IN MY TOASTER OVEN OMGOMG LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jxshh.2x127]

NERD XD TROLOLOLOLOL LOL ROFL XDXDXDXD

[@EteSiuleems]

Haha E🅱ic

[@Ithinkbreadisneatye]

Your profile picture fits for some reason XDXDXDXDXD

[@layme7315]

*ecks dee* *_IQ=900_*

[@maxwelldenlybiz9058]

*OVER NINE THOUSAND*

[@crustyboogers]

lol xd lmao my neanderthal level iq cannot process this level of hilarity haha rofl xdxd

[@matt4280]

XD

[@fryguyxd8212]

Eqqs dee

[@ellymcgee5748]

Hi Slazo, you will probably never see this comment but I wanted to say it anyway. My anxiety has been so bad the last few days; it's making me incredibly paranoid which in turn puts me into these long-lasting panic attacks... But your videos are really good distractions and help to calm me down a lot. Thanks for what you do.

[@tr0y644]

Elly McGee lol XD SOOO RANDOM LOOOOOOO,LL

[@makeandeatgummyleeches5975]

Elly please don’t pull this classic shit because; A; Nobody cares.Seriously.You only got 19 pity points. B; Even if this is genuine there are so many fake ones that it is safe to just reel you in with the rest of the fakes.

[@amberrichards2778]

@@makeandeatgummyleeches5975 you were constipated 8 months ago, I see.

[@rhae8455]

don’t you hate when you click the notification right away and it says “this video is private” rip edit: also this random stuff is so bad i can barely watch the video 😭😭

[@napzkins]

This is the equivalent of people always relating everything to shrek

[@thechocolatemine6731]

I like that you are uploading so much now!

[@alonelypickle4621]

Have you ever heard of Apple XD

[@th_dois]

Yeah they made the galaxy s10

[@buurman2635]

Boo Boo no they made the galaxy pad 3310

[@miketheguy2847]

Yeah, I have. They made the curious PotatoPear665 Tree Edition after all.

[@ezralahay7853]

Xd

[@libby9874]

yeah, yeah but have you heard of Disney XD

[@brickspace8617]

I hate it when I play videogames but then Bill Gates comes up to my window to throw trees at me whilst shouting "I am beer 🍺"

[@aesthetic5884]

Congrats! You discovered what a razor is!

[@emmah5228]

HAHAHAHA IM ACTUALLY DYING YOU ARE SO HILARIOUSSS

[@aesthetic5884]

Emma Haberkorn Yo wtf

[@callumt4796]

Slazhoe is daddy

[@Nanagirlyo]

I love your videos! This one was so funny. I loved the instagram chef one too, it's hilarious!! Sorry it didn't do so well, I'll go watch it again :D

[@hypnagogue]

the plural of spouse is spice

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

You're a bit late slazo It's 10pm I'll watch it anyways

[@vixieboo_]

Contrary to popular belief, i am not being held hostage

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

@@vixieboo_ yes you just saw the light

[@trashykate8378]

its 5 pm 4 me

[@opossum_dad9987]

I hate watermelons I see you everywhere

[@ink2047]

good watermelon boi

[@dasutanehineri]

"Dan we're being random be random with us" "Haha--okay--i don't care for jewwws :)" "......" "......" "oh are we not being random anymore,,"

[@not2be4gotten02]

Honestly though, Jacksfilms says "random does not equal funny". It fits very well. (6:27 because timestamps are important)

[@bew6332]

slazo is a hype beast

[@gingeetheginge6071]

bew What shirt is that

[@jonahperetson8427]

Evan O cdg

[@kyseiix7304]

How do you not know what brand that is. Comme de graso. It’s pretty nice tbh

[@gingeetheginge6071]

Shn. Because I don’t care about staying up to date on every clothing brand

[@phl4g]

@@gingeetheginge6071 cdg isn't new tho

[@rosehip_desu_wa4773]

We need a petition to bring back bullying

[@ImaniWoodward]

Rawr XD *THAT MEANS I LOVE YOU IN DINOSAUR*

[@444-o2w]

I heard a girl walking by herself yell that out loud and I was so close to spitting on her honestly

[@zwan6740]

Oh god this gives me flashbacks to when everyone was shitting on Fire Emblem Fates’s writing and this was an actual piece of dialogue in the game Except “dragon” instead of dinosaur which is honestly a little worse

[@keybladesrus]

Oh god... My ex used to say that to me back in fucking 2011.

[@finflared]

-rawr xD im so random-

[@sauerkrautsnowman4354]

Roses are red My name is Zach In 43 seconds you will have a heart attack

[@10000crabs]

Mad Hatter finally

[@infiniteinfinity5473]

Mad Hatter yay

[@keepyoureyespeeled]

It has been more than 43 seconds and I didn't have a heart attack. Disappointing 0/10.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Just like those spam comments telling of little dead girls named Clarissa in your room, this isn't real.

[@sauerkrautsnowman4354]

@@ilikecurry2345 umm okay

[@r20077]

Um excuse me Robbie Rotten is smarter than Einstein, why wasn't he first???

[@adantez7268]

Best for last

[@saintshaggy1372]

**Asian guy pointing to a potato:** _is this random??_

[@tadghostal7501]

Fit4EPICness I give you one kek. Don’t judge me 2014 memes were my childhood and I will never let go of them

[@saintshaggy1372]

*me too*

[@thesecretmetalfan6741]

Going to a fancy restaurant Me: Chicken Tender Waiter: we don’t serve Chicken Tenders here ma’am- Me: CHICKEN TENDER NOWWWWWWWWWWW Waiter: right away ma’am Me:gud Liek if dis was super random XDDDDDDD

[@S0ULESSB0NES]

can we please go back to the early 2000s

[@agentmothman5343]

No. Please, no. Not again.

[@GioViDa]

Hell no

[@bigboyrobinson5262]

n o

[@Keira-uq6vs]

Oh dear god no-

[@zwan6740]

Matthew Chester An Internet without memes. Maybe it would be for the better.

[@fuzzchallenge3373]

At least the *jokes* slazo was reading was consistent with his channels content.

[@breakoff2381]

👌 got u

[@-Khronos-]

When I heard "Otherwise Goblins will", I had a PTSD Flashback of Goblin Slayer.

[@d3adr0ads]

i don’t know if i’ll make it through this video given i’m already cringing out of my skin so thanks :/ i’m having flashbacks to middle school and my own ‘XD TACOS!!!!!!!!!!’ phase

[@Keira-uq6vs]

Honestly don't worry, we all have that stage luckily most of us grow out of it. It's so bad it's almost laughable at how sad and desperate we use to be in middle school.

[@zwan6740]

OutstandingOblivion Meh, don’t worry, you were in middle school. Practically all of us look back in shame at cringy shit we did at that age.

[@ateandslayed]

I'm so quirky too! xD potatoes lol

[@roria2219]

The XD kids grew up to be rick & morty fans

[@TiffanyRay]

i feel personally attacked rn

[@zevaronxz7288]

WHEN POTATO 🥔 *eats anvil*

[@imposter6935]

I’m so random that a tree could lock itself in my eyelid lol

[@mattiehamelink4092]

Slazo I’m deeply in love with you and your nose

[@Xonndy]

👀

[@Whydoineedahandlepissoff]

Mattie Hamelink "his nose" is his second brother have some respect Mattie

[@mikehi7797]

It happens all the time

[@mattiehamelink4092]

Omg sorry uWu xD

[@lemonywater2979]

No, just the nose

[@alabamavibes7299]

Literally every quirky/dorky little 14 year old girls

[@ichigothehedgehog1173]

I can't roll my eyes any further back

[@wokkstar]

*keep trying it's possible*

[@sean..L]

I didn’t know i needed this LOL WHY INN THE ACTUAL FUUCK AM I LAUGHING??? GOD?? SATAN!? Cthulhu?? Fihcvthk epic lul XDDDD C:

[@susie6311]

I'm confused...

[@cheekytoast1325]

This guy FO0KIN SAME XDDDDDD

[@cheekytoast1325]

Susie XD

[@Vacg15]

This video was so random xD

[@pinkgradientman4]

Thanks mom

[@arjunr56]

He shave Why no PaPa look

[@Ch3f_B01_RD]

Big Slaz is officially a baller; peep the CDG tee👀

[@makeandeatgummyleeches5975]

The term coinkydink was born because of this and that brings to us the conclusion that too many people reside within the abscense of God.

[@dtp0119]

XDDDD I'm a. Chicken. Nugget

[@BlankDragyn]

Random ≠ funny

[@themadprofessor5756]

The people who call them selves random are not random, the people who don't call them selves random and just do random things are the ones who are random

[@alexbvevo2028]

The mad professor now thats random

[@TheGhostFLA]

I just found and subscribed to your channel. You have the best sense of humor haha

[@youngvengeancenograce1645]

Beer and Slazo wit all the boys on a Friday night

[@pinetree8835]

text emojis are better than emojis itself

[@phag4eva]

emoticons

[@user-gc1fj7yx2o]

Agreed.

[@speepeal3785]

;)

[@speepeal3785]

kill me

[@user-gc1fj7yx2o]

@@speepeal3785 SO RANDOM. ABSOLUTE MAD LAD

[@skullmalice5287]

these posts remind me of how I was and it makes me wanna kms "RANDOM IM SO RANDOM I DEEPTHROATED A KNIFE AND NOW HAVE INTERNAL BLEEDING XXXXDDDDD"

[@ella713]

5:07 Jojo Siwa is quaking and crying,, Slazo really came for her 😔😔

[@UncleMarco]

I’m OUTRAGED you didn’t mention trish at the “woke up feeling like a chicken nugget” part