Why Did You Think This Would Work?

[@formeridiot8641]

I remember downloading a flashlight app and it was just a screen where you could turn on and off a picture of a flashlight

[@uhhuhrhrhhh7803]

Wow that app sounds awesome I'd give it 5 stars.

[@bellabell9677]

I thought that's what flashlights do

[@yondermileslimpey3892]

I think I have seen that

[@meoviona]

I downloaded the same app when I was 8.

[@nahueltabarez8889]

i once had a smartphone without flash, so it didnt have a flashlight setting. I went to the appstore and found an app that basically set the bright of the screen to 100% and showed a pure white backgroud. Pretty ingenious if you ask me.

[@pulak725]

I'm ashamed to admit that my 8-year-old self used the love calculator to measure the love between me and my doll.

[@bumblebea8470]

Weird flex but ok

[@cutienerdgirl]

@@bumblebea8470 How is it a flex when they said they were asham-

[@fr0ggi3princ3]

Pulak same!

[@weirdflexbutok8704]

Your 8? You lied about your age??

[@fr0ggi3princ3]

Autumn Starling (idk know if you’re talking to me but...) no, when I said ‘same’ I meant I *used to do that when I was 8 too* not ‘I’m 8, dude... I’m 14...

[@Shoob-k5u]

Honestly I think the funniest thing is that some people wanted to know the temperature of their fingertips

[@yeehawjigsaw6579]

And complain about not getting an accurate result 😂

[@o_o5210]

Ya

[@elenakaterinam]

Thay mustve been like, huh, I wonder what the temperature of my fingertips is.... Oh an app! Let's try it! 5 mins later: WHY DOESNT THIS APP FREAKING WORK I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE TEMPERSTURE OF MY FINGERTIPS UGH

[@kn1febunny]

Silver_Swan 0518 Mm. Monpmkk

[@mayaanastasiayoung6739]

Before iPhones had flashlights, I remember downloading a flashlight app that basically just flash banged you with a totally white screen that could be used as a “flashlight”

[@Takimeko]

Honestly I used to do that with my 3DS. Just keep it on the main menu (light mode, of course), and then turn the brightness all the way to blast light so I could see in the dark.

[@oliviamarie2137]

the good old days

[@goncalo33]

Smartwatches' "flashlights" are literally that. It's quite funny.

[@ChrissieBear]

On an old model smartphone (can't remember what, it wasn't one of the big brands of today), I downloaded a flashlight app that basically turned your camera flash on permanently whilst running. Since the phone itself had no flashlight functionality for the flash bulb.

[@panickedshears]

@@ChrissieBear I remember those, I think I had one of those apps for my iPhone 4 or something

[@an_annoying_cat]

There was an app that was banned called Send Me to Heaven where the purpose of the app was to see how high you could throw your phone in the air.

[@zaynahlliambitanga2879]

HOLY SMOKES I wish i seen that

[@dashiefiles]

There are baseball speed test things that don’t use your camera to measure a ball traveling, it used the accelerator in your phone. Most I ever got on it was like 20mph because I threw it at a pillow but I still didn’t throw it hard lol

[@cutiedemonzyt3776]

I never would've throw my baby.

[@akutazaki]

I’m wheezing omggggg 😂

[@anniehoney03]

LMAO

[@sayma160]

In the past I had downloaded an app called "Nothing" and in description it said that this app does nothing. Out of curiosity, I downloaded that app and actually that app absolutely did nothing, not even had a logo. It was invisible. So I gave it 5🌟 because it did exactly what it said.

[@ollow_is_sad5373]

I- I can't argue with you, fair enough.

[@sharvareedeshpande4309]

Damn

[@sanacankindadraw]

@@ollow_is_sad5373 who stutters over text.

[@prig1557]

@@epicwwiistuff6863 sho mams susususs

[@ollow_is_sad5373]

@@sanacankindadraw Apparently alot of people. Just look.

[@EddyBurback]

I tried to weigh myself on this video and my phone broke :(

[@askittleswrapper8179]

Eddy Burback it’s my boi Eddy

[@A-pc7nf]

Eddy Burback omg I love u! awesome to see you here!

[@brocksdaddy081910]

Fancy seeing you here.

[@Crash_bandz]

this dude, has more comments and likes, than views, wtf?

[@damiensmidt6708]

I love that the new generation of YT is actually bringing back a form of community. People used to shout each other out and could actually get along (or at least pretend to). The last couple years have just been dis tracks and drama to get them selves as much attention as they could possibly get.

[@efe_aydal]

I just couldn't make my parents understand that an app cannot possibly check your blood pressure. They kept on telling "but it's showing right results" because it would always show average.

[@justgonnacomment]

Chad ❤

[@maddieb.4282]

Wow I feel bad for you. Sometimes it’s easy to take for granted that my parents are smart and have common sense lol

[@jiru331]

ABİ NAPIYOSUN BURADA

[@jacobmorrison838]

Im pretty sure the Sarah C. and Andrew M. review was a joke. Since the abbreviation of their names is SCAM

[@eretking4908]

you might be onto something here

[@froggerswamp]

@@eretking4908 Hello fellow mcyt fan

[@eretking4908]

@@froggerswamp hello

[@Kris-jr9yw]

@@eretking4908 you have soummoned the fandom....

[@eretking4908]

@@Kris-jr9yw lmao

[@claireparmer]

2 years later and he’s STILL the only person on KZbin...

[@shutupanya]

Dang

[@wistful4684]

ugh

[@Felwntr]

wew.

[@taurinearcher]

Ik it sucks

[@gururarri6793]

Yeah but at least he has his second channel “Danny Gonzalez”

[@firerocket9944]

During lunch at school my friend pulled out one of these apps, put his name and my moms name in the slots and it was 100 percent.

[@corvidae2741]

Damn, that sucks. Is he a good step dad atleast?

[@user-nw3ol7fk1i]

I misread this as "him and _his_ mom" and was about to go sweet home alabama

[@Isa.no.]

S N LMFAO

[@waspdragon2086]

100th like

[@ohoh8454]

@@user-nw3ol7fk1i I thought it said me and my moms name

[@DrippingWithStarlight]

We used the love calculator online as kids for a laugh, mainly torturing each other putting in names of people we didn't like 😂

[@calowenby1654]

That’s actually hilarious.

[@Naokarma]

I'm scared to ask who "we" is, but here I am, asking.

[@nessstarries6204]

@@Naokarma sarah and her friends

[@juliefarrell6688]

i put myself with Dr. Twobrains from Wordgirl when I was 8.

[@sketchyfrog793]

are you the sarah from Andrew M's story?

[@notjamin]

When I was eleven I downloaded an app called "mirror" because I wanted to use my phone as a mirror but it didn't have a front-facing camera. It obviously didn't work, because my phone did not have a front-facing camera.

[@lore5751]

I-

[@aqsafatima9065]

gosh- lmao

[@kakolovessharks]

My mom actually has a mirror app on her phone💀

[@otis3909]

Hehe

[@SM-be5dh]

Off your phone, boom mirror

[@adierose0621]

I remember when I was live 5 I put my divorced parents name into the love calculator and it said 98% so I thought they would get back together. Oh boy was I wrong 😂

[@wowzer9221]

Same 😔

[@yourfriendjack3522]

Jesus christ

[@eduardsusai559]

F

[@viclovesbooksandtheatre4734]

That’s wholesome ly sad.

[@EmilySmith-tl3jg]

That’s sad

[@supdograinbarff1460]

Don't you just hate it when your dollar is out of thermometers

[@razzledazzledorito2588]

ikr #relatable

[@peiran3058]

I literally just went into shock after hearing Drew say "Among us"

[@beesbrownies]

PLEASE ME TOO

[@chunky8684]

i felt momentum for a moment

[@WalletWorrier]

In 2018 to boot lol

[@tracewaldram]

It's 2022 and it still holds power over me

[@kadeh470]

same

[@FakeDavyCrockett]

I put “Drew” and “Danny” into the calculator and it told me that he isn’t narcissistic enough to be in love with himself

[@samimartinez1409]

This deserves more likes

[@pogisdog]

Didn't happen

[@kylaprice5553]

@@pogisdog OH REALLY?!

[@pogisdog]

@@kylaprice5553 Yes really

[@kylaprice5553]

@@pogisdog its a joke of course it didn't happen

[@climber1017]

I remember being in love with a girl in school even though I was an international war criminal (long story) but we’re married now and pretty happy.

[@weirdshrimpnumber9755]

Wait...What ?

[@Takimeko]

This sounds like one of those fake story channels. "I married a girl I knew in school while also being an international war criminal."

[@hannahdivic28]

I love how no one in the comments gets your joke

[@jfrfilms6697]

Seriously same, it was really heartbreaking when I had to temporarily move to Canada to avoid prosecution! But I live in a field in Florida now with her, good times…

[@Lemon_daehunnyy]

@@Takimeko It’s a joke

[@kiwo579]

Assuming that the depressed guy was around 12-13 when he made that review, hes at least 24 now. I wonder how hes doing.

[@deathrays]

I'm so confused as to how it was 12 yrs ago, i checked when the app was created and it didn't make sense but oh well

[@kiwo579]

@@deathrays the review date and the video date

[@naww8210]

I dont think they were 12 they were probably 8 or something

[@kiwo579]

@@naww8210 really? The review reeked of teen angst

[@dianegriffith7959]

@@naww8210 thats when he started crushing on sarah c

[@momokitty636]

Drew has exposed me for who I really am.... *Someone who typed numbers into a calculator just to see what number I made was the coolest.*

[@cormarcormar]

14

[@Deadflower019]

Was it 2318008 upside down?

[@momokitty636]

@@Deadflower019 naw that was only with the calculators in math class 😂

[@LostLargeCats]

​@@momokitty636I have to admit. When I was in early school I would type a lot of random stuff until calculators just to see what would happen.

[@kleerude]

I remember seeing an app that claimed to turn your phone into a mirror (this was before iPhones had front-facing cameras). The first review was one star and said that all the app did was turn your screen black.

[@landonkam6727]

LMFAO

[@Winter0721]

LMAO WAIT I HAD THAT APP, BUT I GOT IT TOO LATE. It was when I had an Amazon tablet, I guess it still had the same apps but didn’t really filter compatibility and I remember being so confused why it didn’t show my front facing camera, just a black screen. What a time.

[@sand-in-the-timepiece9836]

HA! Genius

[@pyro-millie5533]

YO my mom got fooled by the same app back in the day hahaha!! Bonus points for the tacky cartoon “mirror frames” it would put around the black screen lmao

[@beesbrownies]

i mean they were right kinda

[@calliegrace1234]

“not worth buy, even tho is free” my friends describing me

[@ToyotaSPRINTERTRUENO1986kouki]

same :^)

[@miekef403]

callie grace same tbh

[@kaylanovak9752]

When I was around 11 and 12, I used a thermometer app to try and trick my parents that is was sick.... it didn’t work to say the least.

[@mariahdariah8120]

LMAO

[@hibye1681]

Kayla Novak nope nope you were 11

[@tacobanana6538]

Honestly wish my kid would do that.

[@theremix54]

That dumbass joke about "visiting the dollar" deserves more love. That sweating afterwords is funny as hell

[@lilyjones9157]

one of my fav skits of drews ever

[@Ladyhoneybee606]

Dollar store

[@sennacookie5043]

In elementary school everyone used to play those love testers and brag about being 100% compatible with Stalin Good ol' days

[@azarishere6442]

SennaCookie lol same here

[@brettkleczka8197]

I would too but instead everyone would laugh at me cause the best I would get was a 30% chance

[@gavrochethenardier957]

Stalin the Russian or another Stalin?

[@BK-ku1zt]

@@gavrochethenardier957 Stalin who works at the local bar, duh

[@georgedawson5316]

Same I remember getting depressed for a week because me and my crush were 59%

[@zombie_slayer4d800]

"scuicide" I died of laughter and sppit all my water out, i hope that kid hasn't commited scuicide

[@eretking4908]

probs hasent as someone pointed out it might be a joke as sarah c and andrew m there initials are SC and AM so SCAM

[@davidbosy4275]

I used to spell suicide like that because I'm not english

[@athyzkyh]

69 likes

[@Tw0Dots]

@@davidbosy4275 ah yeah, the English, the only people who speak English

[@joeyrusso2528]

8:52 sus

[@LeonLush]

holy shit... jezz ball... that game shaped me into the man I am today.

[@kaam..]

Hi Leon 👋👋

[@hirethemuffins]

Leon Lush hello tomato king

[@foxsisters6257]

Leon Lush GODDAMN IT HOW AM I WATCHING THE SAME STUFF AS YOU HAHA

[@flitchhh]

Leon Lush I will never touch that game

[@sillymonk3y]

DAD

[@chancematters]

Are we not gonna talk about the poor guy who had an actual fever? The one that tried the app and got 126 and then had 102 on a real thermometer? He deserves better

[@altheclipper_]

I just had a flashback to using a love calculator when I was 7. Sadly my fears at the time had come true when my girlfriend and I were only 27% compatible, you know I had to let her go.

[@itsaa2579]

didn't we all do that back in middle school? LOL. i remembered crying for like half an hour once becuz my crush and i were only five percent compatible. EDIT: i'M CRYING I JUST DID A LOVE CALCULATOR W/ mY BOYFRIEND AND I AND I GOT 69% nO JOKE djsfjdlsj kewfejwei

[@loktungwoo3466]

i wonder how many young love got destroyed because of this invention lmao

[@arccv]

That's nothing. I once clicked on a love calculator in middle school that my classmate sent me, I put in the names but then it was a prank that showed the names to the classmate who sent it to me. That's how the whole school found out I was gay.

[@cherryistrash4080]

Alex Bennett I think that app was the must have for anyone with an iPod. Me and my best friend did it and got a 96% compatibility. It was awkward for a solid month. Fuck iPod apps..

[@snemehta3274]

When i was at disney world with my cousins it was extremely hot and we were waiting in line for a long time, anyway i look over and see my younger cousin download a "fan" app that was just an image of a fan rotating and proceed to point it toward herself - i don't know if this was supposed to be an attempt to trick her brain into thinking it was cooling her down or she genuinely thought it would work but it made me laugh so hard i cried (silently, because i didn't want to hurt her feelings lol)

[@somethingwithbungalows]

I REMEMBER DOWNLOADING AN APP LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND ATTEMPTING TO DO THE SAME THING

[@luk11c4]

nice story.

[@DetroitHimawari]

Lmfao!

[@slayyy374]

Honestly this would be me

[@hrishiksh]

@@luk11c4 (long story)

[@kandikoko8487]

I had a game that was called "boyfriend trainer" and you would literally whip your boyfriend if he acted unboyfriend-like. Played it so much...too much

[@eretking4908]

tf lol

[@harley5.7bviews5secondsago6]

Wtf tho- *Visible confusion*

[@morgancarr129]

@@mushroomsupremacy2091 L M F A O

[@MichaelR1275]

@@mushroomsupremacy2091 Did you just use commas as periods

[@theinsanelycool]

@@mushroomsupremacy2091 i need answers

[@momokitty636]

Maybe if Andrew hadn't stopped his thinking, This covid mess would've already been solved. *Thanks a lot, love calculator.*

[@uFCapacitor]

I'd like to think that on the 3D dog simulator, the "bug" that was fixed, was that it literally displayed a picture of a bug instead of a dog, and now they fixed it

[@kingdomkey1601]

This comment is FAR too underrated. 😂😂😂

[@danielvega71]

It had holograms of fleas but they killed them with an hologram powder

[@im.from.southpark]

Lmao I'm dying

[@Nitrolord]

This should have been top comment 😔

[@kir3795]

ik its been 2 years but im dying 😭

[@youngclueless7364]

I swear everyone has at least once used a love calculator unironically just to see what the results were

[@toadstooool]

I would jokingly do all my friends, and I got a really high percentage with one. *We are now girlfriends*

[@excelll3332]

@@toadstooool HELL YEAH WOOHOO Congrats my dude/dudette/non binary cassette/genderfluid baguette!

[@shaquille_oatmeal6949]

@@excelll3332 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

[@olympia6079]

i mean....

[@Mapleman-f4n]

I never used a love calculator

[@mariadivencenzo633]

As a kid I downloaded that app that shows you what ghosts are trying to say to you, I tried the app with my grandma and the app just kept saying "bowl" we both are still trying to figure out wtf that means

[@bemygfriend_5736]

me and my cousin downloaded a similar app once and it said "pillow" and the ghost silhouette was on the pillow that was next to us and we got really scared and deleted the app

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

stoner ghost

[@elissabjeletichdavis4011]

BOWL

[@spongy7426]

*B O W L*

[@teeth_denier]

We?

[@whalethen9962]

the love calculator actually reminded of this website you can send the link to your friends, and they would type in their name and someone they like, then it'll show a prank screen where you (the person who sent the link) will be able to see who your friend is crushing on depending on whose names they typed in

[@sincerecinnamon]

What website is it?

[@emperorhaya5351]

@@sincerecinnamon whats the name of your pfp i remember reading a book of this lad a few years ago and forgot his name nvm i googled that one brown dude with sharp teeth and found the results

[@ckcrwTrnscndnce]

me typing in "your mom" whenever i find one of these .

[@_g0r3c0r3]

i need this app

[@Ruthl3ss_c0rpze]

​@@emperorhaya5351 domooo :3

[@alexflynn5365]

I bet they already have a covid test on the app store

[@babyyoda3860]

What's your profile picture I see it a lot but idk what it is

[@mimsycookiiess]

@@babyyoda3860 same

[@johndoc3517]

@@babyyoda3860 We don't talk about it, never again.

[@babyyoda3860]

@@johndoc3517 I found it and now want to erase my memory

[@gray.2081]

@@babyyoda3860 what is it??

[@alixiria]

I don't know if I'm dissappointed or relieved that people weren't pissing on their phones to do a pregnancy test

[@Fud4nshi]

Be disappointed

[@SaromeGamer]

​@@Fud4nshiWhy the fuck

[@fickleburg1524]

Anyone else notice that the pregnancy app is for ages 4+?

[@pixeldragon7899]

Well, if her age is on the clock-

[@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180]

Well I mean in the movie swiped-

[@chrysomartinez2758]

Well if the baby....

[@kharie3694]

The Average Thugsta able to count able to mount (I’m so sorry lmao)

[@Zimzamzoom95]

Pink Spider give it to your five year old cousin if ya need to

[@asailijhijr]

I can imagine a child trying to convince their parent that the temperature app says they should stay home from school today.

[@moonlightdreamer4957]

I tried it once. Didn’t work. Lol

[@jessicaokane5711]

love cal gave my son a 95% with pineapple

[@kayleighd1210]

Oof...

[@CatrionaCharles]

Jessica O'Kane Does he love it back? 😂

[@honestlyitwassobigiwantedt4046]

Jessica, why do you have a playlist about cell phone towers on your channel??

[@therealityofit3021]

honestly it was so big I wanted to phone you i thought you were lying so i checked it out and- *why? answer us jessica!*

[@jarryghee5657]

@@therealityofit3021 check the playlist out there's a fishtail tutorial in the playlist hahaha

[@jainasolo50]

That child legit left a suicide note in reviews... yikes

[@frankharvey88]

Jaina Solo *scuicide

[@farrmout]

@Christina Ngabekome Hey christina, can you please explain to me the meaning of the "r/woosh" thing i find a lot on youtube nowadays? Thank you in advance.

[@sem9517]

@@farrmout r/woooosh

[@farrmout]

@@sem9517 explain you fucking piece of shit, sorry for my temper

[@seasonedvase2702]

@@farrmout reddit thing, when someone misses an joke

[@bandilismmusic6337]

"jezzball" sounds like a slur but i dont know for what

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

Vasectomised homosexuals?

[@aiden.ambulance]

J.J. Liu yes ✨

[@hihihi_813]

Sounds like an alcoholic beverage

[@allison8076]

Jezebel is a name for a woman who is "morally unrestrained", so basically another word for whore. Maybe you're thinking of that?

[@parasthesia1]

J.J. Liu what the fuck

[@ameliasmith6689]

i like how the fake review on that scale app says it's "accurate down to the 0.1" as though a scale with a 100g margin of error is anything to brag about

[@solomosos5230]

I’m gonna be disappointed if Drew and Amanda got pregnant and not announce it with the pregnancy test app

[@uf3732]

@@paisley6297 obviously

[@itskindofemily]

@@paisley6297 people often say "we're pregnant!" cuz its THEIR combined kid but it always throws me off lmao mufuggin seahorse lookin ass dad

[@latedawns1797]

Logan pail got drew gregnant

[@johnathanchu8544]

@@latedawns1797 LOGAN PAIL!!!!

[@gecko4067]

@@latedawns1797 *AND THEN THEY DID IT*

[@Lnching13]

I remember downloading the love calculator and put my aunt and uncles names and it said 2% They got divorced a month later

[@shutupanya]

Damn

[@camocrocs1490]

oh

[@user-xe3xo4iz7e]

*o h*

[@ghostlyarranger]

Wow

[@renameagain5808]

My aunt and uncle are divorced too. My uncle is now engaged to my mom.

[@livb1657]

when i was younger, i got a game called “monster checker” (or something along those lines) because i was deathly afraid of everything. basically, you would move your device around the room and it would tell you if it detected any “monsters.” i remember being bored one day and looking through the settings on the app. i found a button that said “always detect no monsters” (my mom had turned it on) and obviously i freaked out. looking back on it now, i think it had that option for kids who thought monsters and stuff like that was cool or kids who weren’t scared, but idek this video just brought that back 💀

[@heartstopperzz2191]

i had an app like that but it was with ghosts, i no joke used it like every day

[@glidertrio4466]

Your moms smart

[@18th18th]

that's honestly such a useful feature I babysit kids afraid of ghosts so I might try something similar thank you :')

[@saintsomnia8030]

That's actually really cute

[@livb1657]

@@glidertrio4466 very!

[@Venom_bitez]

I remember doing a lie detector app on my tablet and when I asked the question "Do I like my grandparents" and when it said no I was screaming

[@johnmobley9369]

LMFAOOO

[@topfortnitetrendss9476]

Comon' I think we all used the love calculator at some point..

[@deepinmythots752]

C'mon

[@AlmalexyaBlue]

Not as an app though

[@somethingbehindyouu]

I mean yea...

[@cutiedemonzyt3776]

True story bro

[@pixelraid5742]

Top Fortnite Trendss nope, not me I HATE romance

[@mei5173]

instructions unclear broke up with my pillow because I got a 5% compatibility

[@demonoverlord1381]

He said the white guy was a little more like Pie-er-day and I think I could be the same as before I go there for the first one I know that the number is a bit different than I do that but she is prostituting her to make me a bit of the same person.

[@Andrew-ix2ul]

Mei how are the instructions unclear then

[@JonasDAtlas]

@@demonoverlord1381 Did you just click predictive text for a while? Because that's what that comment looks like and I want to do that now.

[@demonoverlord1381]

@@JonasDAtlas always predictive text for the day hahaha is the real note 6AM and I dont the way he says "no your okay lol and 6AM 6666inches and you"

[@cristinarusso2950]

if the fanfic comes true and drew gets pregnant i am not believing it unless he proves the screenshot of the pregnancy test app

[@beatricefox937]

Underrated comment

[@ollow_is_sad5373]

I haven't even watched the video yet and this is the first thing I see, exuse me-

[@mushtashio9902]

@@ollow_is_sad5373 LMAO

[@caspercascade4623]

The.... What Edit: I know now

[@MinisDunyasi5]

You misspelled “The fanfic is true” and “drew is pregnant”

[@alwayscommentrarelyreply]

it’s been 5 years i still crave a sequel to this video

[@Jellymerit]

I cry myself to sleep wishing Drew would just make a sequel 😡

[@liz5089]

I’m concerned about that person’s 95.5 temperature.

[@andrewgust-anderson5612]

Yeah isn't it supposed to be like 75

[@elliot1924]

Nah mine is 26% warm

[@liz5089]

Ayumi Gust-Anderson I genuinely cant tell if this is sarcasm or not, but in the chance it’s not, no. Normal in Farhenheit (which is what the 95.5 would be) is 98.6. 95.5 is nearly hypothermic. If this was sarcasm, feel free to r/woooosh me.

[@StompyRoA]

Liz maybe it’s a Fahrenheit and Celsius thing.

[@liz5089]

Stompy well then I’m very, very, very concerned because normal Celsius is 37 😂😂

[@cfgbkkbvftj2756]

Took me a moment to realise that the temperatures were in American measurements. I was just sat there like, “HOW IS YOUR TEMPERATURE 99.9??”

[@fritzfxx]

They're called Freedom Units, thank you very much

[@Dargonhuman]

There are only two ways to measure temperature: the American way, and the wrong way.

[@champnotchicken4318]

@Swag Monke we got free soda refills and that’s all a good American needs.

[@champnotchicken4318]

@Swag Monke what more could you need then unlimited sprite?

[@gordonramsayslambsauce]

@@Dargonhuman The "wrong way" is used by the majority of the world and is so much more effective 💀✋

[@gingersnap6004]

Hey, the love calculator totally works! Every time I put my name in with a dudes name it gave me a failing score. Then I came out as a lesbian 6 years later.

[@redacted5078]

The ultimate gaydar

[@caitlinjopepe541]

@@ImTheApexBoy you're gross

[@soulmechanics7946]

Out

[@ImTheApexBoy]

@@soulmechanics7946 And in and out and in and out

[@lili_peachy7315]

@@soulmechanics7946 no u

[@tritoner1221]

11:14 this was 12 years ago from the time of writing this comment. holy shit, it's crazy to think that this guy is like 20 now!

[@adzdrawss]

i want to know where he is now 😭 ANDREW M PLEASE SPEAK

[@crypto1122]

Why do you think he was 8 y/o during the time of him writing this review

[@trulynotsimon]

​@@crypto1122spelling

[@nunnbetter9138]

I hella relate the the typing numbers in a calculator for no reason. Those were the days

[@gabistef2799]

What about Paint? Drawing stupid shit for hours

[@sachathestarseedsage8923]

Or oregon trail 😂

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

Sacha Tovani Ooh, that game is hard.

[@elizabethdesruisseau7826]

Sacha Tovani oMG me and my sister used to play that game all the time!! 😂

[@evelynsparks]

Hella

[@sleepysmartboy6287]

We ALL did a compatibility test unironically, mostly it was like a middle school sleepover thing

[@chocolatedogs6676]

yeaaaappp

[@Peepeeluvr69420]

No

[@m_e_nere]

I've never been in a sleepover

[@ian_thedemon]

Is that... Spencer Reid in your pfp

[@Stoopid420]

What's a... sleep over?

[@PaliLevy]

he said “among us” and i realized that i have a problem

[@kevinli6790]

same lmao

[@audoldends6799]

Sus

[@thesenuts7134]

sus

[@maejijin]

Same

[@user-ed6go6xl8x]

Same lmfaaoo

[@Natan-es9ms]

8:52 "Among Us" Our brains are so fried, we can't even avoid thinking about it

[@adrianoctavio]

Why did he put so much emphasis on it. Did he know.

[@Sfoof]

There’s a scale app I downloaded for the hell of it The first question it asks is “how much do you weigh” Then it tells you how much you weigh after you answer the first question ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

[@Brush421]

Lmfao

[@vihasharma2784]

Flawless

[@Dimma_Daniela]

This comment is underrated

[@therealtozard8472]

link???

[@Sammy-yf2sb]

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[@jacobphillips2217]

What if the thermometer is a rectal thermometer and nobody’s tried it

[@Chloe-mj1rx]

Why is this not the top comment?

[@pablosux]

Chloe and it has little likes

[@I_am_a_cat_]

You're a genius! I'll try it, I'm sure you're right. Thats probably how the pregnancy test works as well!

[@dislikeamendment3689]

@@I_am_a_cat_ its been 3 days. U ok?

[@I_am_a_cat_]

@@dislikeamendment3689 It's stuck

[@moonimarc]

8:52 AMONG US

[@frank_da_tank_05]

u copied me 😡

[@ZacklnTheBox]

Among us In big 24💔

[@deuceisdaman]

He forskinned that

[@ainsleyferron]

checked the comments hoping to find this specifically thank u for your service

[@dudemanofdude]

Skit #4 Kanye West

[@GuillotineGunza]

Since Drew is the only person on KZbin why don’t we change the name from KZbin to Drewtube

[@mercurythefunkyman]

good idea

[@brenna_marie]

That’s the best thing I’ve heard in 2020

[@grewdordon]

As a fellow Drew I agree.

[@ilikecatsbutimallergictoth1856]

I think you meant Dannytube

[@GuillotineGunza]

What’s the difference

[@patskindatired]

"I love you Sarah. I love you Sarah C." This scared me so much and then he read, "Andrew M. Loves you Sarah C." and then I was like, "Oml, thank goodness I don't know anyone named Andrew--"

[@chooorb]

LOL

[@mercurythefunkyman]

omg hi sarah c

[@patskindatired]

@@mercurythefunkyman Heello-

[@saifsufian4286]

Andrew M loves you

[@patskindatired]

@@saifsufian4286 At least someone does.

[@VueiyVisarelli]

7:07 To be fair, that person _actually_ had a fever, so maybe he/she was too delirious to realize what a _dumb_ idea that was.

[@thesenate4070]

95.5 is not a fever. If anything that’s low

[@skull577]

@@thesenate4070 The timestamp provided shows a review where they state their temperature was 102, not 95.5.

[@zariamonet7782]

@@thesenate4070 is your name seriously john doe? lmfao

[@dissapointment6832]

@@zariamonet7782 oh ma lawd iTS JOHN DOE

[@zariamonet7782]

dissapointment 😂😂😂

[@leighgasp]

me and my childhood friends would stay up all night and download dozens of app just like this. we'd go from laughing to crying our eyes out

[@alyssa6856]

10:22 is 9 yr old me when the love calculator gave me 5% when i put troy bolton

[@ambermagic6272]

Alyssa THIS IS SO UNDERRATED AND FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sharkie9975]

Lol

[@gundhamtanaka2911]

I am 9

[@MinishCrap]

Drew's voice at times sounds just like John Mulaney

[@MsToolKit]

yesss

[@AdamLacy228]

He's new in town.

[@fozgoth]

Holy shit I was literally just thinking that in the middle of the video. It's uncanny sometimes.

[@Jhoomers]

YES

[@elizabethdesruisseau7826]

true!! when i first heard John Mulaney i was really confused, i was like "I didn't know Drew was like 30 years old and did standup?" haha

[@plantsarebetterthnpeople]

Why is no talking about 4:08 I dying with laughter "this app is very useless it doesn't weigh out things like my drugs

[@themandalorianbb8]

I know right? Baby yoda

[@shelbycreed]

Like DRUGS

[@quicksilverlacey]

I'm not laughing because I'm so pissed still about not having an app to measure my drugs

[@ottovonbismarck3000]

@@themandalorianbb8after all these years do you regret this comment or nah?

[@TheRealRivulet]

😂😊😊

[@gnocchipr1nc3ss]

I’ve watched this video a few times now and not once have I ever laughed at that dollar joke. But today I laughed for some reason. Just funnier today.

[@momandmonkey03]

I didn’t know that Danny Gonzalez had a second KZbin channel

[@sickgirlwren]

I didn’t either until I checked his channel list!

[@lizzyloves8329]

Lmao

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

But isn't this Danny's THIRD channel? The second channel is 2 Danny 2 Furious

[@dannygonzalezworshipper6703]

Stop. It's not funny anymore.

[@TylerBevanOfficial]

Actually this is the ONLY KZbin channel

[@WhiteWolf496]

How's he seeing his phone on da compuder

[@WhiteWolf496]

@ViviVat 3:35

[@chad4921]

@ViviVat yikes

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Haha!

[@tttgggccc]

@@WhiteWolf496 r/woooosh

[@tttgggccc]

@@WhiteWolf496 r/Woooosh

[@Azire]

Honestly the love calculator thing has existed forever, and I used it a lot at 9 or 10 years old with my various crushes.... I mean, we know it doesn't work, it's just fun ?

[@prayaag1999]

I tried using the calculator with me and satan, it was only 12% so I might have to go to heaven :(

[@kianaafsharr]

@@prayaag1999 I put in my name and jesus and got 24%. To hell I go

[@SorowFame]

@@kianaafsharr damn, not even Jesus loves you, and that’s his entire thing!

[@quitted7276]

@@SorowFame well Jesus loves everyone. Gotta share! Or.. he loves 24% of them.... Take that as you will

[@hidden-behind-wisteria2701]

When I was eighth grade a lot of kids in my class put a bunch of random ships & crushes into a love calculator. Let's just say it got so chaotic, some of those kids don't talk to each other anymore.

[@江淑芳-q1d]

Drew: None of that bs you're used to seeing all over KZbin. Also Danny: Unfortunately I'm still currently the only person making videos on the website

[@coralaisly]

them: "Don't even think about downloading this game! It's so addictive you won't be able to sleep!" me: "Ok, I won't. Thanks for the heads up. I don't need any more distractions in my life." *doesn't download it and moves on with life*

[@C.L.Hinton]

5:48 Drew following the advice to "go to the dollar and buy a thermometer" had me crying.

[@luxx456]

You good?

[@Luka0420]

One of his best skits

[@chefexcellence9841]

Sarah C Andrew M... SCAM might've missed that one there

[@ciara947]

an excellent comment

[@rdubby1102]

An excellent observation.

[@ja_cow_ski]

Genius

[@jareddrake1534]

oh my god

[@jdebrum35]

Woke

[@maybebored3283]

I just remembered that I had downloaded a flashlight app for my phone a long time ago and I saw a review saying "not a real flashlight, just turns on your camera light" ....yeah? Did that person think the app installed a new LED!?

[@rks1676]

That “the dollar” skit had me on the fucking floor. Glad to see vine-format comedy returning in something other than shitty five minute lele pons videos. Bravo.

[@diamondinvr]

I remember using a hand warmer app that basically made my iPhone 4 run so hot it warmed my hands lmao. In hindsight it wasn't a great idea, but I'm fond of the memory

[@georgiabischoff5593]

That’s literally amazing

[@xantana.]

“scuiside” bro I died

[@abbyfathauer1211]

Sully Santana so did he

[@themagicsorcerer7025]

Abby Fathauer damn it I was gonna reply that too but you beat me too it!

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

Abby Fathauer I was also gonna say that lol

[@eboniuwu1054]

Same

[@megara83]

schedule scientific Of

[@LexNonARegeEstViolanda]

6 years later and this is still my favorite video by Drew. I keep coming back to rewatch it.

[@JoTheAnomaly]

I can’t remember the last time I laughed as hard as when you read “Nice Cheese go Moo”. It’s an instant classic

[@mickey1627]

So true! I come back to this video every once in a while because drew reading that review always makes me laugh.

[@heartworkbykitty7933]

Jo Hogan Yes! It got me crying too I mean hard crying laughing I couldn’t breath

[@BoolossusESP]

I almost died because I couldn't breathe

[@elenamoreno1331]

@@mickey1627 I SKIPPED TO WATCH THAT LIKE 4 TIMES

[@rushaelsamni4424]

just imagine going up to your boyfriends and say 'sorry babe this app said we're 10 percent compatible we can't be together anymore......and also another app said im pregnant with twins both of them are girls but i don't think it was with you because another app said that my brother got me pregnant.'

[@miniraindrop4919]

( long story )

[@pogisdog]

@Swag Monke cool

[@safeforwork8546]

@Swag Monke it looks like you are trying to troll would you like help?

[@thine.]

@Swag Monke ?

[@thine.]

@Swag Monke why that's important?

[@pesticideistheonlyoption4304]

The “I guess I just dreamt it one day” is me when people are confused because something I’m talking about never actually existed

[@noir5052]

Sometimes I’ve had to ask people Hey, is xyz a thing? No...? K thanks

[@hannahbloom]

I’ve definitely woken up and deliriously said something about my dream to my parents to which they responded with a very confused “what”. I realized what happened and said never mind but I can’t say what they thought was happening.

[@ksisuperfan7613]

@@hannahbloom Last night i couldnt sleep for like, an hour and it was around midnight when my sister, who had been asleep for hours, sat up, turned to me and whisper-yelled "Sammy? Do you need something? Sammy? Sammy! No? Okay". And i thought "that was weird. am i dead?". She has a boyfriend named Kaden who was on the phone (they do that teenage thing where they fall asleep on the phone every. single. night) But Kaden sounds nothing like Sammy and my name is McKeyla. Im afraid i was hallucinating from a lack of sleep so Im not going to ask her if this happened. She does this a lot. It'll be, like, midnight and she'll suddenly say or do something or I'll hear something that everybody claims didn't happen. Am I insane or is everybody else just ignoring the weird stuff they do? Also, side note, one time my ex best friend had a sleepover at my house and she claims that after I'd already fallen asleep she went to the bathroom and came back to see me sitting cross legged in a circle of candles. I have no memory of this and she might've dreamt it but this could possibly explain the weird stuff i hear. I'm simply possessed.

[@camocrocs1490]

that's happened to me before

[@DapperDemonicGent]

this video was on in the background while I was on my phone and I got an ad for an app that claims to measure your blood pressure. serendipity.

[@inutero]

he is about to commit scooby doo

[@foxtro7]

He’s gonna commit slip-and-slide

[@inutero]

Tyler Winkle 10:39 He says scuicide and it sounds like scooby doo

[@inutero]

im subbed because his vids are bad... i dont actually watch him

[@zoemoon5163]

finna kermit sewer slide

[@tqiga]

EPIC JO gasp

[@yepitsthatguy5278]

I wish I'd watched this video before peeing on my phone. I now have no phone and no dignity

[@vantave9946]

But do you have a baby?

[@skyeshields954]

If you have no phone how....are you.........typing... that.... comment

[@lexi3183]

Computer lmaoooooooooooo

[@PopTab2527]

How did u pee on your phone if u don't have one (Along with ur dignity;) ILUMANATI CONFIRMED

[@TheManUtdGuy]

Do kids these days really not know what a computer is?

[@Shankin_Taint]

I’d just like to point out that even if the phone was capable of being a scale, the fake person who left a review claiming it was accurate to .1 of a Kg is still claiming it’s an insanely inaccurate scale. .1 kg is 100 grams as your margin of error. What kind of dog shit scale would be wrong by 100 grams?

[@bobsnow6242]

Insanely inaccurate if you're weighing small objects but fairly accurate if you're weighing a person. I wonder if anybody actually downloaded the scale app and then broke their phone trying to weigh themselves by standing on it.

[@longdongmc.johnson]

its a pretty good error margin... while trying to weigh the sun

[@lancehobbs8012]

The kind on a truck weighbridge , but its designed to measure tonnes as in is this 18 or 18.75 tonnes. Apart from that yeah how much weight can you put on a PHONE? Back a truck full of sand on it ...

[@Halfstep2024]

Man had that person been my meth dealer I bet it wouldn’t have destroyed everything I lived NEARLY as fast..

[@qhronoz1554]

Gf

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

"It doesn't weigh things that I need to weigh, like drugs"

[@alaynahanson2549]

I let out the UGLIEST laugh at the voice you did for “how can he see his phone on da computer???” incredible 10/10 voice acting

[@roseredmond9795]

Alayna M.H. He sounds like duck from dhmis when he says it hahs

[@J_Dukes]

Brian regan

[@anushkakhadake2949]

Is that Bunsen in your pfp

[@AustinNebbia]

Honestly, probably the best "John Mulaney doing a fake voice" voice I've heard yet.

[@EveTheBoneQueen]

Brian Regan does that exact voice a lot. And for the same scenarios.

[@mokonamodokiloveskirby]

"This pregnancy test doesn’t work! My phone is just covered in pee!" Lol.

[@RAWRzooted]

lol

[@iris_isdead]

@@qomuka lol

[@br41nspitt]

@@iris_isdead lol

[@help6691]

@@br41nspitt lol

[@serena7754]

@@RAWRzooted lol

[@lorenzoabrick5188]

I remember when i must've been about 5, seeing an advertisement on TV for basically that love calculator app. the ad was a woman putting hers & her fiancé's names into it, getting 6% & her scoffing at it, then it cut to her crying on her wedding day

[@chocolatebar9395]

These ads made enough money to spend it on ads to air on TV?

[@curleyqreviews9793]

I remember that. That wanted a monthly fee too.

[@Lucifersfursona]

Super normal straight people stuff😂 “pay me or your husband will LEAVE YOOOUUU.”

[@perperperpen]

Come to a woman or a girl and he is just as bad for you as you are not raised to the fact she was so happy to have a lot more beneficial and positive descriptors in her life and you are a man and she was so happy and you will see how she feels about you be a good person and it will not hurt by your own feelings that she was so strongly disagree that she was so happy with who she was so strongly you can make you a lot more beneficial than the average woman in a way to prove you can make you a better option for a woman who has a right and a lot more beneficial than a black woman and I think its okay for her masculinity and the same as her own definition and it doesnt make it unique and it doesnt make it unique and she thinks it was the only thing I could argue with that I am a good person but it seems to be the only way that I am not going through issues with the same as her other than to be in a way to prove her and her to be the only person who took a break the next time I think the problem with her perpetuating the fact she has every reason why I think its okay for me it is not the only thing that is not the only reason we have a great situation and we have a great situation in a way to prove it is not the only reason we can bully other girls because they don't care for them and that is a good idea that everyone else down there are so quick and the same thing is fucking weird and the same is a bit and the same as her other sex is not the only reason we are talking to people under law enforcement or anything else we have a lot more beneficial than we do and we have a great day and it doesnt make it unique to be in a way to make a lot more beneficial.

[@maggiedk]

I remember this fucking ad lmao. They used to play it on TeenNick late at night.

[@jobeiden]

i love coming back to this video. it's not often that i rewatch commentary but this one is so funny and entertaining

[@roisin8627]

Worked perfectly I don't see why so many people are having so much trouble with this video. It always works in a pinch and I even took an accurate kg weight to see how accurate it was. Down to the 0.1 great video thanks Drew

[@anna_fb]

the love calc is basically just the game on girls go games from like 5 years ago

[@artemisnotoftheblue8257]

tbh i used to play those games

[@hobopowerrangers]

i was thinking the same thing sis 🤣

[@teastainsonmyteeth]

YES that’s what i thought as well

[@owenicantchangemyemail7448]

Trademarked backround thingies Danny: Little Nutcracker Guy Drew: funny crappy weird art thingies Kurtis: doors

[@chickenslayer34]

👏 F O L K S

[@jasmine_b7460]

Icy Hot dont forget kurtis’ KZbin plaque things!

[@owenicantchangemyemail7448]

The Gay Agenda ah yes (also love your name 🏳️‍🌈)

[@jasmine_b7460]

Icy Hot thank you!! :)))

[@chickenslayer34]

This comment section is the gay gang 🏳️‍🌈

[@aaronw365]

ok i've been thinking the phrase "why did you think this would work" in a specific intonation for years now, and always thought it was from a tv show or smth, thanks for perma changing my brain