Why Did You Think This Would Work?

The world is full of questionable people doing questionable things, and I like to question them. Today's question: "why did you think this would work?" (the title of video lmao)
Here's the thing; not everything is possible, and not everything you read is true. It's just not. That's why it's our job as living, breathing humans to figure out when someone is lying to us. It usually doesn't take much, just a minimal amount of critical thinking. And yet here we are, surrounded by people who seem to think everything they see on the internet is factual; and you better believe they're going to throw a fit when they're proven wrong.
This is a pretty light rant. Just some fun silly goofs because I felt like my last couple videos have been a little too serious. If you subscribed to me to see me laugh at dumb shit on the internet and not to passionately dismantle someone or something I'm mad about, then today is your lucky day. Pointless rants are my specialty.
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[@VERNONAREYOUREADYTOBUNGEEJUMP]

When I was younger I downloaded a x-ray app and it said there was a baby in my hand. I was crying.

[@heather_doestruecrime]

these comments are killing me lmfaooo

[@ANabiha]

I'm crying thank you for making me laugh so hard

[@lantern7413]

I just HATE it when there is a baby developing in my hand

[@VERNONAREYOUREADYTOBUNGEEJUMP]

@@lantern7413 Same

[@duckster-fos2747]

IM DYING WHAT ARE THESE COMMENTS

[@pulak725]

I'm ashamed to admit that my 8-year-old self used the love calculator to measure the love between me and my doll.

[@bumblebea8470]

Weird flex but ok

[@cutienerdgirl]

@@bumblebea8470 How is it a flex when they said they were asham-

[@fr0ggi3princ3]

Pulak same!

[@weirdflexbutok8704]

Your 8? You lied about your age??

[@fr0ggi3princ3]

Autumn Starling (idk know if you’re talking to me but...) no, when I said ‘same’ I meant I *used to do that when I was 8 too* not ‘I’m 8, dude... I’m 14...

[@mayaanastasiayoung6739]

Before iPhones had flashlights, I remember downloading a flashlight app that basically just flash banged you with a totally white screen that could be used as a “flashlight”

[@Takimeko]

Honestly I used to do that with my 3DS. Just keep it on the main menu (light mode, of course), and then turn the brightness all the way to blast light so I could see in the dark.

[@oliviamarie2137]

the good old days

[@goncalo33]

Smartwatches' "flashlights" are literally that. It's quite funny.

[@ChrissieBear]

On an old model smartphone (can't remember what, it wasn't one of the big brands of today), I downloaded a flashlight app that basically turned your camera flash on permanently whilst running. Since the phone itself had no flashlight functionality for the flash bulb.

[@panickedshears]

@@ChrissieBear I remember those, I think I had one of those apps for my iPhone 4 or something

[@peiran3058]

I literally just went into shock after hearing Drew say "Among us"

[@beesbrownies]

PLEASE ME TOO

[@chunky8684]

i felt momentum for a moment

[@WalletWorrier]

In 2018 to boot lol

[@tracewaldram]

It's 2022 and it still holds power over me

[@kadeh470]

same

[@formeridiot8641]

I remember downloading a flashlight app and it was just a screen where you could turn on and off a picture of a flashlight

[@uhhuhrhrhhh7803]

Wow that app sounds awesome I'd give it 5 stars.

[@bellabell9677]

I thought that's what flashlights do

[@yondermileslimpey3892]

I think I have seen that

[@meoviona]

I downloaded the same app when I was 8.

[@nahueltabarez8889]

i once had a smartphone without flash, so it didnt have a flashlight setting. I went to the appstore and found an app that basically set the bright of the screen to 100% and showed a pure white backgroud. Pretty ingenious if you ask me.

[@jacobmorrison838]

Im pretty sure the Sarah C. and Andrew M. review was a joke. Since the abbreviation of their names is SCAM

[@eretking4908]

you might be onto something here

[@froggerswamp]

@@eretking4908 Hello fellow mcyt fan

[@eretking4908]

@@froggerswamp hello

[@Kris-jr9yw]

@@eretking4908 you have soummoned the fandom....

[@eretking4908]

@@Kris-jr9yw lmao

[@efe_aydal]

I just couldn't make my parents understand that an app cannot possibly check your blood pressure. They kept on telling "but it's showing right results" because it would always show average.

[@justagalwhocomments]

Chad ❤

[@maddieb.4282]

Wow I feel bad for you. Sometimes it’s easy to take for granted that my parents are smart and have common sense lol

[@jiru331]

ABİ NAPIYOSUN BURADA

[@alixiria]

I don't know if I'm dissappointed or relieved that people weren't pissing on their phones to do a pregnancy test

[@notjamin]

When I was eleven I downloaded an app called "mirror" because I wanted to use my phone as a mirror but it didn't have a front-facing camera. It obviously didn't work, because my phone did not have a front-facing camera.

[@lore5751]

I-

[@aqsafatima9065]

gosh- lmao

[@kakolovessharks]

My mom actually has a mirror app on her phone💀

[@otis3909]

Hehe

[@SM-be5dh]

Off your phone, boom mirror

[@claireparmer]

2 years later and he’s STILL the only person on KZbin...

[@shutupanya]

Dang

[@wistful4684]

ugh

[@Felwntr]

wew.

[@nova-vp9rj]

Ik it sucks

[@gururarri6793]

Yeah but at least he has his second channel “Danny Gonzalez”

[@DrippingWithStarlight]

We used the love calculator online as kids for a laugh, mainly torturing each other putting in names of people we didn't like 😂

[@calowenby1654]

That’s actually hilarious.

[@Naokarma]

I'm scared to ask who "we" is, but here I am, asking.

[@nessstarries6204]

@@Naokarma sarah and her friends

[@juliefarrell6688]

i put myself with Dr. Twobrains from Wordgirl when I was 8.

[@sketchyfrog793]

are you the sarah from Andrew M's story?

[@momokitty636]

Drew has exposed me for who I really am.... *Someone who typed numbers into a calculator just to see what number I made was the coolest.*

[@cormarcormar]

14

[@Deadflower019]

Was it 2318008 upside down?

[@momokitty636]

@@Deadflower019 naw that was only with the calculators in math class 😂

[@EddyBurback]

I tried to weigh myself on this video and my phone broke :(

[@askittleswrapper8179]

Eddy Burback it’s my boi Eddy

[@A-pc7nf]

Eddy Burback omg I love u! awesome to see you here!

[@brocksdaddy081910]

Fancy seeing you here.

[@Crash_bandz]

this dude, has more comments and likes, than views, wtf?

[@damiensmidt6708]

I love that the new generation of YT is actually bringing back a form of community. People used to shout each other out and could actually get along (or at least pretend to). The last couple years have just been dis tracks and drama to get them selves as much attention as they could possibly get.

[@firerocket9944]

During lunch at school my friend pulled out one of these apps, put his name and my moms name in the slots and it was 100 percent.

[@corvidae2741]

Damn, that sucks. Is he a good step dad atleast?

[@user-nw3ol7fk1i]

I misread this as "him and _his_ mom" and was about to go sweet home alabama

[@Isa.no.]

S N LMFAO

[@waspdragon2086]

100th like

[@ohoh8454]

@@user-nw3ol7fk1i I thought it said me and my moms name

[@ameliasmith6689]

i like how the fake review on that scale app says it's "accurate down to the 0.1" as though a scale with a 100g margin of error is anything to brag about

[@theremix54]

That dumbass joke about "visiting the dollar" deserves more love. That sweating afterwords is funny as hell

[@willowwickertop7152]

Honestly I think the funniest thing is that some people wanted to know the temperature of their fingertips

[@yeehawjigsaw6579]

And complain about not getting an accurate result 😂

[@o_o5210]

Ya

[@elenakaterinam]

Thay mustve been like, huh, I wonder what the temperature of my fingertips is.... Oh an app! Let's try it! 5 mins later: WHY DOESNT THIS APP FREAKING WORK I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE TEMPERSTURE OF MY FINGERTIPS UGH

[@kn1febunny]

Silver_Swan 0518 Mm. Monpmkk

[@an_annoying_cat]

There was an app that was banned called Send Me to Heaven where the purpose of the app was to see how high you could throw your phone in the air.

[@zaynahlliambitanga2879]

HOLY SMOKES I wish i seen that

[@Tiernan422]

There are baseball speed test things that don’t use your camera to measure a ball traveling, it used the accelerator in your phone. Most I ever got on it was like 20mph because I threw it at a pillow but I still didn’t throw it hard lol

[@cutiedemonzyt3776]

I never would've throw my baby.

[@akutazaki]

I’m wheezing omggggg 😂

[@anniehoney03]

LMAO

[@chancematters]

Are we not gonna talk about the poor guy who had an actual fever? The one that tried the app and got 126 and then had 102 on a real thermometer? He deserves better

[@momokitty636]

Maybe if Andrew hadn't stopped his thinking, This covid mess would've already been solved. *Thanks a lot, love calculator.*

[@adierose0621]

I remember when I was live 5 I put my divorced parents name into the love calculator and it said 98% so I thought they would get back together. Oh boy was I wrong 😂

[@wowzer9221]

Same 😔

[@yourfriendjack3522]

Jesus christ

[@eduardsusai559]

F

[@viclovesbooksandtheatre4734]

That’s wholesome ly sad.

[@EmilySmith-tl3jg]

That’s sad

[@alexflynn5365]

I bet they already have a covid test on the app store

[@babyyoda3860]

What's your profile picture I see it a lot but idk what it is

[@mimsycookiiess]

@@babyyoda3860 same

[@johndoc3517]

@@babyyoda3860 We don't talk about it, never again.

[@babyyoda3860]

@@johndoc3517 I found it and now want to erase my memory

[@gray.2081]

@@babyyoda3860 what is it??

[@TheSexyAsianGuy]

I downloaded one of those ghost hunting apps with my cousins when I was 10 and the only ghost we found told us it ate a baby in our basement and for about 2 years we refused to go down there out of genuine fear.

[@phantomboba]

I was the ghost that ate the baby

[@ukelelepichu]

true i was the baby

[@tritoner1221]

11:14 this was 12 years ago from the time of writing this comment. holy shit, it's crazy to think that this guy is like 20 now!

[@adzdrawss]

i want to know where he is now 😭 ANDREW M PLEASE SPEAK

[@fickleburg1524]

Anyone else notice that the pregnancy app is for ages 4+?

[@pixeldragon7899]

Well, if her age is on the clock-

[@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180]

Well I mean in the movie swiped-

[@chrysomartinez2758]

Well if the baby....

[@kharie3694]

The Average Thugsta able to count able to mount (I’m so sorry lmao)

[@Zimzamzoom95]

Pink Spider give it to your five year old cousin if ya need to

[@Sfoof]

There’s a scale app I downloaded for the hell of it The first question it asks is “how much do you weigh” Then it tells you how much you weigh after you answer the first question ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

[@Brush421]

Lmfao

[@vihasharma2784]

Flawless

[@Dimma_Daniela]

This comment is underrated

[@therealtozard8472]

link???

[@Sammy-yf2sb]

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[@whalethen9962]

the love calculator actually reminded of this website you can send the link to your friends, and they would type in their name and someone they like, then it'll show a prank screen where you (the person who sent the link) will be able to see who your friend is crushing on depending on whose names they typed in

[@sincerecinnamon]

What website is it?

[@emperorhaya5351]

@@sincerecinnamon whats the name of your pfp i remember reading a book of this lad a few years ago and forgot his name nvm i googled that one brown dude with sharp teeth and found the results

[@Celest1alAdd1ct1on]

me typing in "your mom" whenever i find one of these .

[@_g0r3c0r3]

i need this app

[@asailijhijr]

I can imagine a child trying to convince their parent that the temperature app says they should stay home from school today.

[@moonlightdreamer4957]

I tried it once. Didn’t work. Lol

[@sayma160]

In the past I had downloaded an app called "Nothing" and in description it said that this app does nothing. Out of curiosity, I downloaded that app and actually that app absolutely did nothing, not even had a logo. It was invisible. So I gave it 5🌟 because it did exactly what it said.

[@ollow_is_sad5373]

I- I can't argue with you, fair enough.

[@sharvareedeshpande4309]

Damn

[@sanacankindadraw]

@@ollow_is_sad5373 who stutters over text.

[@prig1557]

@@epicwwiistuff6863 sho mams susususs

[@ollow_is_sad5373]

@@sanacankindadraw Apparently alot of people. Just look.

[@ChristinaJ01126]

I remember downloading the love calculator and put my aunt and uncles names and it said 2% They got divorced a month later

[@shutupanya]

Damn

[@camocrocs1490]

oh

[@user-xe3xo4iz7e]

*o h*

[@ghostlyarranger]

Wow

[@renameagain5808]

My aunt and uncle are divorced too. My uncle is now engaged to my mom.

[@alwayscommentrarelyreply]

it’s been 5 years i still crave a sequel to this video

[@Jellymerit]

I cry myself to sleep wishing Drew would just make a sequel 😡

[@Venom_bitez]

I remember doing a lie detector app on my tablet and when I asked the question "Do I like my grandparents" and when it said no I was screaming

[@johnmobley9369]

LMFAOOO

[@jainasolo50]

That child legit left a suicide note in reviews... yikes

[@frankharvey88]

Jaina Solo *scuicide

[@farrmout]

@Christina Ngabekome Hey christina, can you please explain to me the meaning of the "r/woosh" thing i find a lot on youtube nowadays? Thank you in advance.

[@sem9517]

@@farrmout r/woooosh

[@farrmout]

@@sem9517 explain you fucking piece of shit, sorry for my temper

[@seasonedvase2702]

@@farrmout reddit thing, when someone misses an joke

[@gingersnap6004]

Hey, the love calculator totally works! Every time I put my name in with a dudes name it gave me a failing score. Then I came out as a lesbian 6 years later.

[@redacted5078]

The ultimate gaydar

[@caitlinjopepe541]

@@ImTheApexBoy you're gross

[@soulmechanics7946]

Out

[@ImTheApexBoy]

@@soulmechanics7946 And in and out and in and out

[@lili_peachy7315]

@@soulmechanics7946 no u

[@gnocchipr1nc3ss]

I’ve watched this video a few times now and not once have I ever laughed at that dollar joke. But today I laughed for some reason. Just funnier today.

[@leighgasp]

me and my childhood friends would stay up all night and download dozens of app just like this. we'd go from laughing to crying our eyes out

[@FakeDavyCrockett]

I put “Drew” and “Danny” into the calculator and it told me that he isn’t narcissistic enough to be in love with himself

[@samimartinez1409]

This deserves more likes

[@pogisdog]

Didn't happen

[@kylaprice5553]

@@pogisdog OH REALLY?!

[@pogisdog]

@@kylaprice5553 Yes really

[@kylaprice5553]

@@pogisdog its a joke of course it didn't happen

[@solomosos5230]

I’m gonna be disappointed if Drew and Amanda got pregnant and not announce it with the pregnancy test app

[@uf3732]

@@paisley6297 obviously

[@itskindofemily]

@@paisley6297 people often say "we're pregnant!" cuz its THEIR combined kid but it always throws me off lmao mufuggin seahorse lookin ass dad

[@latedawns1797]

Logan pail got drew gregnant

[@johnathanchu8544]

@@latedawns1797 LOGAN PAIL!!!!

[@gecko4067]

@@latedawns1797 *AND THEN THEY DID IT*

[@user-uc3ep3ly1c]

Drew: None of that bs you're used to seeing all over KZbin. Also Danny: Unfortunately I'm still currently the only person making videos on the website

[@ks_cerealkiller]

I know I'm VERY late but I was just rewatching some of your old stuff for a laugh. When you got to the end and started talking about your merch, my lights flickered when you said "This is the good stuff," 😬⚡

[@bandilismmusic6337]

"jezzball" sounds like a slur but i dont know for what

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

Vasectomised homosexuals?

[@aiden.ambulance]

J.J. Liu yes ✨

[@hihihi_813]

Sounds like an alcoholic beverage

[@allison8076]

Jezebel is a name for a woman who is "morally unrestrained", so basically another word for whore. Maybe you're thinking of that?

[@parasthesia1]

J.J. Liu what the fuck

[@snemehta3274]

When i was at disney world with my cousins it was extremely hot and we were waiting in line for a long time, anyway i look over and see my younger cousin download a "fan" app that was just an image of a fan rotating and proceed to point it toward herself - i don't know if this was supposed to be an attempt to trick her brain into thinking it was cooling her down or she genuinely thought it would work but it made me laugh so hard i cried (silently, because i didn't want to hurt her feelings lol)

[@somethingwithbungalows]

I REMEMBER DOWNLOADING AN APP LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND ATTEMPTING TO DO THE SAME THING

[@luk11c4]

nice story.

[@Himawariyoung]

Lmfao!

[@slayyy374]

Honestly this would be me

[@hrishiksh]

@@luk11c4 (long story)

[@LexNonARegeEstViolanda]

6 years later and this is still my favorite video by Drew. I keep coming back to rewatch it.

[@jobeiden]

i love coming back to this video. it's not often that i rewatch commentary but this one is so funny and entertaining

[@GuillotineGunza]

Since Drew is the only person on KZbin why don’t we change the name from KZbin to Drewtube

[@sorenthefunkyman]

good idea

[@brenna_marie]

That’s the best thing I’ve heard in 2020

[@grewdordon]

As a fellow Drew I agree.

[@ilikecatsbutimallergictoth1856]

I think you meant Dannytube

[@GuillotineGunza]

What’s the difference

[@jacobphillips2217]

What if the thermometer is a rectal thermometer and nobody’s tried it

[@Chloe-mj1rx]

Why is this not the top comment?

[@pablosux]

Chloe and it has little likes

[@I_am_a_cat_]

You're a genius! I'll try it, I'm sure you're right. Thats probably how the pregnancy test works as well!

[@dislikeamendment3689]

@@I_am_a_cat_ its been 3 days. U ok?

[@I_am_a_cat_]

@@dislikeamendment3689 It's stuck

[@jackgrock4248]

this video is so funny i deadass rewatch this atleast once a month

[@mateeeeeo]

One of my favorite video of yours to this day

[@jessicaokane5711]

love cal gave my son a 95% with pineapple

[@kayleighd1210]

Oof...

[@CatrionaCharles]

Jessica O'Kane Does he love it back? 😂

[@honestlyitwassobigiwantedt4046]

Jessica, why do you have a playlist about cell phone towers on your channel??

[@therealityofit3021]

honestly it was so big I wanted to phone you i thought you were lying so i checked it out and- *why? answer us jessica!*

[@jarryghee5657]

@@therealityofit3021 check the playlist out there's a fishtail tutorial in the playlist hahaha

[@topfortnitetrendss9476]

Comon' I think we all used the love calculator at some point..

[@deepinmythots752]

C'mon

[@AlmalexyaBlue]

Not as an app though

[@somethingbehindyouu]

I mean yea...

[@cutiedemonzyt3776]

True story bro

[@pixelraid5742]

Top Fortnite Trendss nope, not me I HATE romance

[@MollieIsNotOkay]

God, I remember using that dog hologram thing as a kid and fully expecting it to work on my Grani's tablet. What's stupider, the app or me?

[@DapperDemonicGent]

this video was on in the background while I was on my phone and I got an ad for an app that claims to measure your blood pressure. serendipity.

[@PaliLevy]

he said “among us” and i realized that i have a problem

[@kevinli6790]

same lmao

[@audoldends6799]

Sus

[@thesenuts7134]

sus

[@maejijin]

Same

[@user-ed6go6xl8x]

Same lmfaaoo

[@youngclueless7364]

I swear everyone has at least once used a love calculator unironically just to see what the results were

[@toadstooool]

I would jokingly do all my friends, and I got a really high percentage with one. *We are now girlfriends*

[@excelll3332]

@@toadstooool HELL YEAH WOOHOO Congrats my dude/dudette/non binary cassette/genderfluid baguette!

[@shaquille_oatmeal6949]

@@excelll3332 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

[@olympia6079]

i mean....

[@mehtalcypress]

I never used a love calculator

[@darthPotato379]

let's hope that one kid does not commit scuiside

[@joeass2399]

5:19 the iphone does have a thermometer, it's just availible for developers probably. It's used to shut down your phone if its overheating or something

[@momandmonkey03]

I didn’t know that Danny Gonzalez had a second KZbin channel

[@angelwithashotofvodka3005]

I didn’t either until I checked his channel list!

[@lizzyloves8329]

Lmao

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

But isn't this Danny's THIRD channel? The second channel is 2 Danny 2 Furious

[@dannygonzalezworshipper6703]

Stop. It's not funny anymore.

[@TylerBevanOfficial]

Actually this is the ONLY KZbin channel

[@theotheoggg]

I got the pregnant app and it said I have quadruplets I’m a 12 year old boy

[@Batmantherealbatman]

Oh no

[@pesticideistheonlyoption4304]

Aw man

[@schwellenangst1605]

Well, guess you're gonna give birth through your bu-

[@maxojchase1231]

Congratulations!

[@sourpatchkids351]

congrats!! :D

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

"It doesn't weigh things that I need to weigh, like drugs"

[@NK-nkno]

Kinda late to the party but the Love Calculator thing was a massive part of my middle school IT class because the school computers were older than the fucking students and since our national education department banned KZbin and any other sites that could keep us entertained for 80 minutes we had nothing else to do but put in our parents' names on the scale and wait for them to get a divorce.

[@WhiteWolf496]

How's he seeing his phone on da compuder

[@WhiteWolf496]

@ViviVat 3:35

[@chad4921]

@ViviVat yikes

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Haha!

[@tttgggccc]

@@WhiteWolf496 r/woooosh

[@tttgggccc]

@@WhiteWolf496 r/Woooosh

[@sennacookie5043]

In elementary school everyone used to play those love testers and brag about being 100% compatible with Stalin Good ol' days

[@azarishere6442]

SennaCookie lol same here

[@brettkleczka8197]

I would too but instead everyone would laugh at me cause the best I would get was a 30% chance

[@gavrochethenardier957]

Stalin the Russian or another Stalin?

[@BK-ku1zt]

@@gavrochethenardier957 Stalin who works at the local bar, duh

[@georgedawson5316]

Same I remember getting depressed for a week because me and my crush were 59%

[@Deadbox_2002]

I tried the Love Calculator and found out that if you use your full name you become much more compatible for whatever reason. Me and my girlfriend got 99% when I used our full names, but 36% when it was only our first names. I love these things

[@maybebored3283]

I just remembered that I had downloaded a flashlight app for my phone a long time ago and I saw a review saying "not a real flashlight, just turns on your camera light" ....yeah? Did that person think the app installed a new LED!?

[@climber1017]

I remember being in love with a girl in school even though I was an international war criminal (long story) but we’re married now and pretty happy.

[@weirdshrimpnumber9755]

Wait...What ?

[@Takimeko]

This sounds like one of those fake story channels. "I married a girl I knew in school while also being an international war criminal."

[@hannahdivic28]

I love how no one in the comments gets your joke

[@jfrfilms6697]

Seriously same, it was really heartbreaking when I had to temporarily move to Canada to avoid prosecution! But I live in a field in Florida now with her, good times…

[@Lemon_daehunnyy]

@@Takimeko It’s a joke

[@calliegrace1234]

“not worth buy, even tho is free” my friends describing me

[@ToyotaSPRINTERTRUENO1986kouki]

same :^)

[@miekef403]

callie grace same tbh

[@calowenby1654]

_Oh my god_ the review about the crush and the one about the button being EZ to use were like the funniest things I’ve _ever_ seen.

[@kandikoko8487]

I had a game that was called "boyfriend trainer" and you would literally whip your boyfriend if he acted unboyfriend-like. Played it so much...too much

[@eretking4908]

tf lol

[@harley5.7bviews5secondsago6]

Wtf tho- *Visible confusion*

[@morgancarr129]

@@mushroomsupremacy2091 L M F A O

[@MichaelR1275]

@@mushroomsupremacy2091 Did you just use commas as periods

[@theinsanelycool]

@@mushroomsupremacy2091 i need answers

[@kiwo579]

Assuming that the depressed guy was around 12-13 when he made that review, hes at least 24 now. I wonder how hes doing.

[@deathrays]

I'm so confused as to how it was 12 yrs ago, i checked when the app was created and it didn't make sense but oh well

[@kiwo579]

@@deathrays the review date and the video date

[@naww8210]

I dont think they were 12 they were probably 8 or something

[@kiwo579]

@@naww8210 really? The review reeked of teen angst

[@dianegriffith7959]

@@naww8210 thats when he started crushing on sarah c

[@Speed-TV]

When I was a kid I downloaded a cat translator app on my LG tablet thinking I could talk to my cat. For some reason whenever you tilt your device upside down it jumpscares you with a cat, so I got scared and uninstalled it.

[@gupdoo3]

One time i used a starmap app and in the FAQs was "why can't I see Earth in the sky?"

[@mariadivencenzo633]

As a kid I downloaded that app that shows you what ghosts are trying to say to you, I tried the app with my grandma and the app just kept saying "bowl" we both are still trying to figure out wtf that means

[@bemygfriend_5736]

me and my cousin downloaded a similar app once and it said "pillow" and the ghost silhouette was on the pillow that was next to us and we got really scared and deleted the app

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

stoner ghost

[@elissabjeletichdavis4011]

BOWL

[@spongy7426]

*B O W L*

[@teeth_denier]

We?

[@cfgbkkbvftj2756]

Took me a moment to realise that the temperatures were in American measurements. I was just sat there like, “HOW IS YOUR TEMPERATURE 99.9??”

[@fritzfxx]

They're called Freedom Units, thank you very much

[@Dargonhuman]

There are only two ways to measure temperature: the American way, and the wrong way.

[@champnotchicken4318]

@Swag Monke we got free soda refills and that’s all a good American needs.

[@champnotchicken4318]

@Swag Monke what more could you need then unlimited sprite?

[@gordonramsayslambsauce]

@@Dargonhuman The "wrong way" is used by the majority of the world and is so much more effective 💀✋

[@LiterallyMe05]

8:50 Drew: People who exist, walking around the earth Among Us.

[@magpiemakethemhearyou803]

LOW key you came into a corner of my brain where jezzball was and pulled it out of the cobwebs - for this I thank you.

[@liz5089]

I’m concerned about that person’s 95.5 temperature.

[@andrewgust-anderson5612]

Yeah isn't it supposed to be like 75

[@elliot1924]

Nah mine is 26% warm

[@liz5089]

Ayumi Gust-Anderson I genuinely cant tell if this is sarcasm or not, but in the chance it’s not, no. Normal in Farhenheit (which is what the 95.5 would be) is 98.6. 95.5 is nearly hypothermic. If this was sarcasm, feel free to r/woooosh me.

[@StompyRoA]

Liz maybe it’s a Fahrenheit and Celsius thing.

[@liz5089]

Stompy well then I’m very, very, very concerned because normal Celsius is 37 😂😂

[@supdograinbarff1460]

Don't you just hate it when your dollar is out of thermometers

[@razzledazzledorito2588]

ikr #relatable

[@bonedeep_ache2273]

You haven't had a real crush if you haven't tried the love calculator

[@aaronw365]

ok i've been thinking the phrase "why did you think this would work" in a specific intonation for years now, and always thought it was from a tv show or smth, thanks for perma changing my brain

[@uFCapacitor]

I'd like to think that on the 3D dog simulator, the "bug" that was fixed, was that it literally displayed a picture of a bug instead of a dog, and now they fixed it

[@kingdomkey1601]

This comment is FAR too underrated. 😂😂😂

[@danielvega71]

It had holograms of fleas but they killed them with an hologram powder

[@im.from.southpark]

Lmao I'm dying

[@Nitrolord]

This should have been top comment 😔

[@kir3795]

ik its been 2 years but im dying 😭

[@LeonLush]

holy shit... jezz ball... that game shaped me into the man I am today.

[@kaam..]

Hi Leon 👋👋

[@hirethemuffins]

Leon Lush hello tomato king

[@foxsisters6257]

Leon Lush GODDAMN IT HOW AM I WATCHING THE SAME STUFF AS YOU HAHA

[@flitchhh]

Leon Lush I will never touch that game

[@sillymonk3y]

DAD

[@miraclemuffinstudios425]

I'd like to apologize to Andrew M as a representative of the Sarah community

[@Gary_King1413]

Technically, the Hologram Dog 3D Simulator app doesn’t lie in the title. It is an app that simulates a 3D hologram dog

[@cristinarusso2950]

if the fanfic comes true and drew gets pregnant i am not believing it unless he proves the screenshot of the pregnancy test app

[@beatricefox937]

Underrated comment

[@ollow_is_sad5373]

I haven't even watched the video yet and this is the first thing I see, exuse me-

[@mushtashio9902]

@@ollow_is_sad5373 LMAO

[@caspercascade4623]

The.... What Edit: I know now

[@MinisDunyasi5]

You misspelled “The fanfic is true” and “drew is pregnant”

[@elie2368]

Holy crap it’s Danny Gonzalez

[@beeboisthebest6477]

You’re right!

[@natnatthenat]

THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING

[@Its_tikki1231]

Can I subscribe to u?

[@jillian5048]

Conspiracy??

[@crystalvitagliano6381]

Beth Potter ya he got a haircut

[@Kristianalexis1]

The “Nice Cheese Go Moo” review gets me every time 😂

[@SuperMonibuvy]

Here's me on a 5 year old youtube video pointing out the app at 6:07 took those pictures from the music video for My Love by Route 94. Its a pretty cool tune. Ok bye

[@alyssa6856]

10:22 is 9 yr old me when the love calculator gave me 5% when i put troy bolton

[@ambermagic6272]

Alyssa THIS IS SO UNDERRATED AND FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sharkie9975]

Lol

[@gundhamtanaka2911]

I am 9

[@zombie_slayer4d800]

"scuicide" I died of laughter and sppit all my water out, i hope that kid hasn't commited scuicide

[@eretking4908]

probs hasent as someone pointed out it might be a joke as sarah c and andrew m there initials are SC and AM so SCAM

[@davidbosy4275]

I used to spell suicide like that because I'm not english

[@athyzkyh]

69 likes

[@Tw0Dots]

@@davidbosy4275 ah yeah, the English, the only people who speak English

[@joeyrusso2528]

8:52 sus

[@dylanadams8330]

“Not worth buying even though free”

[@EdgeworksEntertainment]

0:40 We know you have some unresolved trauma surrounding stars after Jeremy Renner stole yours, but if you'd like to try settling the stars we'd be happy to send you the full game and some other goodies to get you started on our mobile terraforming simulator TerraGenesis -- the most fun you'll ever have watching grass grow!

[@VueiyVisarelli]

7:07 To be fair, that person _actually_ had a fever, so maybe he/she was too delirious to realize what a _dumb_ idea that was.

[@thesenate4070]

95.5 is not a fever. If anything that’s low

[@skull577]

@@thesenate4070 The timestamp provided shows a review where they state their temperature was 102, not 95.5.

[@zariamonet7782]

@@thesenate4070 is your name seriously john doe? lmfao

[@dissapointment6832]

@@zariamonet7782 oh ma lawd iTS JOHN DOE

[@zariamonet7782]

dissapointment 😂😂😂

[@bennettloni1630]

i peed on my phone for the pregnancy test and it said im gay:(

[@pokemaster12131]

Bennett loni sounds legit

[@jamesayre308]

Bennett loni my family prays for you ✝✝✝✝✝✝

[@AnnoyingAsianWitch]

Same

[@macolatte3628]

It told me I'm adopted.

[@batgirlbug4377]

Bennett loni I laughed at this comment and hit the dislike button on accident! I apologize. I will now apologize for commenting a year later

[@adeliaputrirahayu5780]

day two rewatching DREW GOODEN's video and wonder why people think app on phone could weigh or know you are pregnant or not in real life

[@Brooklyn_]

This is one of Drew's funniest videos 😂 it's just commentary gold.

[@joem.9369]

wait did these people PEE ON THEIR PHONES to get their pregnancy results

[@theyluvvmae8010]

i wouldnt put it past them..

[@Connorsedols2002]

Oh N O...

[@atrinjafari1737]

i sure hope that the people who did that weren’t actually pregnant. people who are that stupid shouldn’t reproduce 💀

[@diegofoshow5392]

@@atrinjafari1737 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kaylanovak9752]

When I was around 11 and 12, I used a thermometer app to try and trick my parents that is was sick.... it didn’t work to say the least.

[@mariahdariah8120]

LMAO

[@hibye1681]

Kayla Novak nope nope you were 11

[@tacobanana6538]

Honestly wish my kid would do that.

[@caiorezei]

That 'depressed' comment is so on point with something I'd write as a lonely kid. Thank fuck I wasn't a kid with a modern cellphone. I was a kid with a dial-up connection.

[@dominicisnotstealingcontent]

Nowadays we have a flashlight button on the iphones…