Incriminate Your Kids So They Turn Out Better | Live At The Apollo | SIndhu Vee

[@notmyrealname550]

Ok but she just casually dropped like 4 different languages on us. Mad respect

[@alienxj]

Pretty much most educated indians can speak 3-4. This is nothing special lol.

[@aashishsharma9106]

@@alienxj even uneducated ones can

[@LikeSunSmile]

@@alienxjFor people living in a country where "sub-cultures" are not that strong or do not have official recognition (France, Germany, Portugal, Japan...etc.) speaking more than 2 languages is pretty impressive (even though she is speaking, I would say the same group of language; it is not like she is jumping from English to Russian to Chinese to Spanish)

[@ThornyRoseV]

@likesunsmile, not if you have basic education.. I live in Iceland, can hardly get more isolated but people generally speak 2-4 languages.

[@brucew565]

@@alienxj No they cant. Most educated indians cant speak 4 languages. 🤦🤦

[@chummidixit6433]

She's 51 years old. OMG !!! She's so damn gorgeous for her age

[@officialonyxobsidian]

51?! Wow...

[@katharina...]

For her age? She is damn gorgeous, full stop! 😍

[@JS-ho8yz]

Happiness is key I guess

[@aashishsharma9106]

She looks good for any age actually. Best brown skin

[@chummidixit6433]

@@aashishsharma9106 Actually I meant overall like skin and figure. I mean most people get fat/out of shape after 45 regardless of how rich they are..She has maintained herself very well which is great

[@madchenblindes]

Netflix needs to give this woman a special!

[@cjnoffz3351]

Yes!

[@gecron]

100%!!!!

[@asiaa3024]

No please. We don't need another loaded South Asian upper caste millionaire doing their stuff and yakking about being Indian yet keeping quiet on fascism and caste. See Lilly Singh. See Priyanka. We need more diverse marginalised South Asians voices

[@asiaa3024]

@BALVINDER KAUR DHILLON Moe as usual a woman with an dominant caste surname coming to shut down any conversation of casteism and marginalised folk. Not surprised at all.

[@asiaa3024]

@BALVINDER KAUR DHILLON Moe you want to Google Casteism in diaspora Indians. You want to Google caste based honour killing in these communities? You and to Google caste practiced in offices and even Cisco. News flash: it's possible to be oppressed by white supremacy and also be practicing caste supremacy and oppressing others. And that's exactly what you are doing here getting so annoyed by the call to have more diverse voices from South Asia. And that's just a comment on KZbin. Wonder what you folk must be doing in your communities and to others where you can exert real life power and you do.

[@ThomasHarding1990]

''That's not true, it's ILLEGAL'' LOL.

[@juliannichols7688]

I know because I have checked! XD haha

[@andreaellis4377]

Cos she checked 🤣😂

[@Falconrygirl2000]

I've watched this about fifty times now and it's still as hilarious as it was the first time.

[@Scarletraven87]

Sir, please learn to count

[@franduc8434]

Same for me🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ayushighosh20]

I am an Indian and I agree with this. A Bengali here, I was a very stubborn kid, when I would b a pain in the arse my grandmother would say that, "That's why in your horoscope it's said that you will be the reason your mom dies"..🙄

[@PjD0150]

As a teacher of little children the bit facts about they mostly give you know is so true. I can’t tell you how many times a child excitedly shares a fact about something, and is something I had previous told them a couple of hours before or a day ago.

[@DeathnoteBB]

It’s so cute though, they’re so excited to learn things 🥺

[@firemangan]

That means they’re learning and they love it. True it does get annoying but talking them down on it will just make them discouraged and that would affect them on the long run.

[@mbbs61]

I remember my mom used to say it's because of all the stress I am giving her that her hair is turning white, and I used to be extra nice just so that I could reverse it😂😂😂😂

[@nampijjanazifah6358]

😂😂😂

[@TruthBeToldbyBab]

🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

[@vis3nya]

Same

[@carolinemuthoni5096]

This is super funny

[@supercrazydesi]

😂

[@pollyrg97]

"zero overlap in our parenting styles" 😂😂😂

[@brookeventura1309]

“JOHN WHY U TINKLING THAT TEASPOON PICK UP THE KNIFE U KNOW IT’S WHAT U WANT.” 👁👄👁

[@akcortin]

it's true. I am Indian and can confirm.

[@divyak9980]

If you break something the go to comeback is 'Yes of course it's all free stuff. Please break everything in this house why leave anything at all'.

[@brookeventura1309]

@@divyak9980 😂😂😂

[@Damngoodcoffee_n_cherrypie]

@@divyak9980 LMAO😂😂

[@edwardquaye8312]

@@divyak9980 hahahahahahhahahaaaaa I love this!😂😂😂

[@sarahbassa5013]

This stand-up comedy is so intelligent and well-executed, I love it. Top-tier entertainment.

[@mohan02]

Well, she used to be an investment banker in New York.

[@naomibanks3466]

Honestly, parenting and discipline of kids is one of the major issues, Asian and African parents have in Europe and the rest of the world, like it's so different and alien to adjust to, thumps up ma'am

[@Sera-cs8uc]

True, usually my relatives would come back to our home country to raise their kids till they're in their teens so that they don't become spoilt and entitled. They found that the kids that grew up in developed countries were uncontrollable

[@lindsaye584]

@@Sera-cs8uc Hell I’m RAISING kids now in the “developed” USA and they’re almost 4 years old and 18 months and I’m having a bitch of a time trying to figure out how to parent them so they’re not conceited, spoiled jerks. But my parents beat the crap out of me and it worked but I can’t do that now apparently 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

[@octopodiatrist]

OH MY GOD. She is **delivering** quintessential desi humor and I am LIVING for it. Thank you queen. ✌🏽

[@sophievictoria7337]

I remember seeing this lady years ago at the Angel comedy club in London, and now she’s doing the Apollo. Incredible, so happy to see that she is getting wider recognition.

[@TinaMei627]

I am African, and I feel like I am seeing a African mother.

[@maylynbayani]

Yes, Asian mom's emotional blackmail is top level.

[@StanleyKubick1]

the plural of mom doesn't have an apostrophe: *moms*

[@ct5468]

I'm Chinese and this was hilarious. 😂

[@idontthink]

I'm diabetic and I laughed.

[@kilikiss]

Wow, this lady just oozes confidence, charisma and calm...

[@robertperez357]

My Mexican mother was an expert in the art of guilt trip, she had heart problems, diabetes, Leukemia, cancer, heartburn, headaches, etc, all caused by me and siblings!!

[@IndoPersian1969]

I have watched this entire set so many times and continue to love every second of it. You are an exceptional comic. Every time you're on a panel show, like WILTY or QI, my heart does a happy dance. Thug life really did choose you, bra!

[@michellekim4996]

She landed on every single joke. She milked laughter out of jokes with her follow up jokes. Super

[@maylynbayani]

I remember my niece didnt want to finish her ice cream. Her mom said, you know i work so hard just so I could afford to buy you ice cream. I had to go away (overseas) just so i have enough money. My niece was so guilt driven she looked at me and mouthed "aunty help me finish this". The kid finishes her food all the time.

[@fatimagiga214]

If I didn't squeeze the tea bag fully my mum would say "do you realise the cost of the teabag? You will understand how hard I work when you start buying your own teabags..."

[@nekorice35]

The poor thing, I hate guilt tripping :/ Especially in the case where it makes the child feel like a burden

[@TasteOfButterflies]

When children simply stop eating a dessert because they are full now, it looks like a magic trick to me. Most of us are born with great ability to intuitively eat the right amount and many of us lose it along the way :( It's sad to see people actively trying to override this ability in their children with a compulsion to finish the plate.

[@maylynbayani]

@@nekorice35 my niece got two scoops and her mum told her to buy only what she can finish. I think the point was not to waste food. In the PH, a lot of people are not able to buy basic amenities so wasting food is frowned upon. We even have a saying than 1 grain of rice is equivalent to a farmer's drop of sweat.

[@prove_it000]

@@maylynbayani That's a nice one cause kids learn that their food is born of someone's sweat and blood. Giving death threats however is just psychopathic.

[@anchaljohni2910]

This is still one of the best comedy sets ever. Seen it so many times but still love it!

[@EpicHiha]

Oh I love your standups, saw this one over dozen times, still cracks me up xDDD ...Eastern Europe here, my mum loved the "I know you would be happier with me dead" everytime i tried to argue with her about something and then go and cry before I did, so that I would feel that I'm hurting her when it was the other way around. 100% effective in giving me lifelong anxiety. xDDDDDDDDDD

[@abhilashasingh3931]

I don’t remember how many times I’ve watched this still it makes me laugh 😁

[@emily52881]

She is genius!!! She needs her own show

[@Cashmere4500]

Absolutely hilarious. Clean, classy and very cleverly curated comedy. Love it. 👌👌👌

[@allature]

So she just threw her whole husband under the bus huh I can't with this XD

[@mysticseraph2213]

Well, Danes are very bleak *shrug* 😁

[@andreaellis4377]

Well she can't throw half of him

[@Erin-Zhang]

@@andreaellis4377 hahahaha this is a good one

[@roopsoops202]

I'm from Nepal and this applies to us too!

[@mdensham]

Sum white mothers or maybe just mine

[@farahmughal]

I was having such a bad day until I came across this wonderful woman. Thank you!

[@johnhagans2190]

This is an ethnic thing. My mom would say to me, “you will be the death of me”. All the time.😂

[@tracismith6641]

Finally A REAL MOTHER GREAT JOB 👍

[@saffrondominic4585]

hey! I like her she's so witty!

[@Biobele]

Basically the equivalent of Nigerian mother's saying "My son/daughter wants to kill me" or "my son/daughter wants to fight me"

[@rechoice9010]

Love her sense of humour!!

[@yeseniavasquez7457]

I will never not watch this. So funny!

[@olive5890]

Im latin and can totally relate, hilarious!

[@markom2928]

Watched this for 3rd time and always gives me giggles. Comedy gold!

[@technojunkie123]

Desi moms really got the emotional manipulation tactics towards their kids down pat 😩

[@rosequartz4102]

I need more. I need at least three more hours of this hilarious woman. Like right now, stat.

[@zamirakurbonbekova6591]

it has been long since I laughed this much. You are very talented and natural Sindhu Vee.

[@edwardquaye8312]

“Robust, Healthy, High Quality Parental Discipline” Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

[@albertobalbas2530]

Shindu, again from Spain. ❤️ I remember my trips to Gujarat, Ahmedabad and Rajkot. Also my trip to Rajasthan, Jodhpur. India in my heart ♥️ Hugs from Spain

[@PetiteStyleNFashion]

I just watched the first time....Iam in love with the comic timing and naturalness!!

[@moreloveandjoy]

I can’t - haven’t laughed so much in a very long while.

[@Lignin]

You're simply hilarious, my lady..! 🤣 Your way of "teaching" is so relatable to us in Asia..😂👏

[@alejandroespinosa7085]

my god i just discovered this woman why did it took me so long

[@skn85]

Watched it for the 50th time. Hilarious as ever 🙌

[@satvikkeshtwal9566]

Re-upload Still loved it

[@mij6253]

Exactly the parenting advice I needed.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnJesus]

The point is: you add value to them, it's called "parenting" - and when they are 25, start listening to them good jokes

[@aashishsharma9106]

Where's the fun in that though

[@firemangan]

@@aashishsharma9106Them still taking care of you when you can’t walk yourself anymore 🥴. My parents put a balance on discipline and shaping me as a person and respecting my individuality so they deserve my hospitality anytime 😁👍🏼 If you’re just a dick to your kids then you’re dying in a nursing home.

[@cjnoffz3351]

The first time i heard this i couldn't brearhe i was laughing so hard.

[@ghanendarsinghashia6797]

Where has this women been all this time she is one of the greatest......🔥🔥

[@tracybailey680]

brilliantly hilarious. subtle too!

[@jadelee6555]

This is literally every Iranian/middle eastern parent ever lol.

[@ReydiantReality]

Every time I watch this I still laugh hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@sam-hn1nm]

My mom would say “ don’t talk unless you have something to add that’s of value”

[@thehat9684]

As a kid I would get really fixated on my hobbies so I'd repeat myself a lot, so my mom started the sum it up rule. Basically if my sibs or me are telling her something and it runs too long she says sum it up and we have ten seconds to give her the tldr.

[@kompissanu1983]

That’s how you get a quiet kid who never talks

[@michaelghilardi5260]

@@kompissanu1983 sounds like a dream child

[@robertmoye7565]

Absolutely brilliant set.

[@shriramparamesh]

Can you please upload new content from Sindhu Vee? This video is literally all over the internet and I have seen it a ton of times.

[@mehreengul9922]

My entire childhood flashed before myeyes

[@lindecarr1982]

Wonderful this is real entertainment.

[@user-uv4tv9po9j]

I cant believe Vir Das has a Netflix special but she doesnt

[@lailaayan306]

Really having childhood flashbacks here

[@cheesecakechamp7800]

Spot on!

[@ims.5072]

The way she talks reminds me of my old English teacher 🤔

[@dearberlin]

Your very best set out there, very cool!

[@humanityfirst2549]

Funniest woman I have ever watched! She deserve an Oscar.

[@InderPaulSandhu]

🤣😭😂 painfully true

[@michaellouis4882]

Not many can do stand up comedy and be good in it simultaneously. She had both.

[@noor50291]

Yeah when I was little, every time I upset my mom she would yell at me and then an hour later or so she would come and say “what if this is the last conversation we ever had how would you feel then?” Never fails to render me into a mess of snot and tears.

[@projotce]

Omfg this is the exact reason I always say a proper goodbye to people every time because my parents would guilt me about leaving the house without them "you don't spend enough time at home, soon our time together will run out"

[@firemangan]

That’s guilt tripping and it’s hella toxic.

[@rohanalex6814]

Sindhu this was brilliant! Love from Mumbai

[@DaintyDaisy]

I see you showing off your polyglot skills ;)

[@susanmurtagh6385]

Sindhu is great..she is so funny❤❤❤

[@urimhoti5985]

I saw many times, and it looks like I see for the first time😂😂😂🤣

[@SerBoctor]

Please please please please post the other Apollo show. I can't find it anyway 😭😭😭

[@jartistsimpression2291]

You couldn't physically damage your child. So you emotionally damage your child

[@dotsphere5263]

It's like a toxic relationship which we can't get rid of because we'll be passing on the same toxicity to our children as well.

[@liyangajay8621]

No wonder us Asians have these specific anxieties cuz our schools didn't care about out mental health 😂

[@number7417]

She's funny fr and I'm on marathon with her shows lol

[@cyn238]

She is good 👏👏👏👏

[@andreaellis4377]

So funny. Need more! 🤣

[@ReXo31BbeaT]

It’s frowned upon - no it’s illegal. Very funny. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Icedxylophone]

The danes are very bleak line is just perfect

[@nothipbuthipp7634]

Sindhu Vee is HILARIOUS!!! xxx

[@misssmargo]

Love her!!!

[@edwassermann8368]

wow. that was superb!

[@prasadrao2895]

If there is ever a nobel prize for comedy this girl will be shoo in.

[@JorgenAamodt]

This is awesome 🤩

[@marukundesu3529]

I’m just finding about Ms Sindhu and this woman is hilarious! Witty and eloquent. How does a Matt Rife have a Netflix special?😅

[@Hmmmmaahhhh]

This was priceless 😂

[@sharikagangadharan916]

Only 6 comments?? What the hell!!!

[@fejiroohanomah7453]

The implicating in death, my Nigerian mom!!!!!!!!!!!

[@trevcessna1723]

I love you❤️ your husband must have so much fun!

[@KL-zm3uy]

Star chart.... I sub. I literally see half the teachers do this....

[@timelordthefirst4835]

Yeah we are very weak at disciplining our youth of today. Power has swapped from parent to child to child to parent.

[@sjinzaar]

Can't get enough of her

[@junaidtipu7340]

'Danes are bleak ' hahahahahaha

[@Flodhesten]

Can confirm the danish part, I was raised with Lego as a reward for almost everything. In fairness, that was all I wanted

[@falconbuzzard3599]

Sindhu, you are good - just don’t ever forget it.

[@Jay-pj5tg]

Wow I love your vibe