Indian Jokes Only | Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy

[@VARMOT123]

Dad is cool but mom's got all the stuff . What an analogy lol 🤣

[@mendi02]

u knew who was white and black by that analogy hahahaha

[@VARMOT123]

@@mendi02 yeah mum is white people

[@user-mf4on1pk2z]

@@mendi02 it was pretty funny, but not all whites are successful That’s obvious in this country.

[@firebadwatergood431]

That line definitely got my attention....lol

[@ImBatuAhhh]

​@@VARMOT123he ain't talking about his parents race dummy. Both his parents are Indian

[@crypticTV]

2:22 black Vs white Americans 2:58 white problems 3:50 Starbucks 4:17 Indian entry prevention history lesson 5:13 yoga 5:58 telemarketing 6:20 clock 7:30 dating , white struggle 8:20 race traitor 10:20 personal traitor 11:00 Indian Hollywood

[@tavenyoung330]

I’m Navajo and his comedy is relatable as an Indian Man

[@seculardharma]

😂 as an Indian I concur too

[@jethu2945]

Uske aage kuch ke sirf relatable

[@firebadwatergood431]

I am West Indian and I can also relate...lol

[@jethu2945]

@@firebadwatergood431 i am indian i don't

[@jethu2945]

@@alphamale..7 nimesh is gujrati fir be he is not retailable

[@marielacantarero8445]

Bro I saw you in San Antonio a few days back you did amazing man, i love your shorts but watching your set in person was even greater. Hope you continue to make it out here. Peace and love!

[@Findingnimesh]

Thank you 🙏🏾

[@shubhambagri97]

@@Findingnimesh Jug jug jiyo bade bhai 😅

[@MikeMikeMiker]

Bro, you're spot on. I was a tech recruiter for 17 years and spent a couple of years at Hewlett Packard building out an entire software development team. In those two years, I was unable to find an American born white engineer, man, or woman. On another note, I wouldn't be surprised if we find an Indian American running for office in the next decade that can actually win. Indians are already CEOs of the largest tech companies in the world. Respect.

[@marshwetland3808]

In the next decade? How about it's been happening since a week before you posted?

[@MikeMikeMiker]

LoL, you got me. Totally over my head

[@marshwetland3808]

@@MikeMikeMiker Kamala Harris. Look her up.

[@MikeMikeMiker]

@@marshwetland3808 Alright there buddy. Relax, you made your point.

[@eliotanderson6554]

This guy will rise up I'm happy to see indians becoming popular and getting enough representation

[@PewPew_111]

good comics yes - this one's awful

[@toshoshi1551]

Indians have plenty of representation… they have an entire country with one of the biggest populations, one of the most successful combined film industries and the fastest growing economy in the world. They already own tons of businesses in the US. Yes they suffered at the hands of the British empire with over 40 million dead. That being said, they are just fine.

[@utkarsh2746]

You wrote all that just to say that Indian people are doing fine? Okay. @@toshoshi1551

[@Xinnie_The_Flu]

He's American

[@mayureshzore3456]

​@@toshoshi1551 He's saying in the US.... Indian population is like 1%... so they need more representation... and as another topic, Indians in US really struggle in dating market due to the weird stereotypes... so that weird

[@my11badkids78]

I noticed up here in NE that Indians don't own any businesses that sell any sort of beef. They own Popeyes chickens, Dunkins and places like that. I understand them not eating beef but it also seems as though they won't sell it either.

[@SiriusMined]

Muslim and Sikh Indians eat beef

[@juvingonsalves]

alot eat and sell too.

[@SohamSMore]

Dunkin' has sausages from what I remember

[@amoljadhav391]

Muslims don't sell pork.. Christians don't sell dog meat...whats big deal

[@mattlangevin9167]

How strange to be principled .. extremely un-American

[@Anmolgupta1995]

12 years a med student 😂😂😂. Great one 👍🏻

[@aarongomez2032]

Just saw Nimesh's show tonight in Phoenix! It was great! I was busting a nut laughing so hard! I wish Nimesh all the success, he's funny, humble and is a great comedian! Thank you sir!

[@santoshaiyar3884]

I'm an Indian from India and I loved this shit. Don't know why I felt like mentioning the first part though. But yeah. Keep it up!

[@jadejabrijrajsinh8610]

Even though I have watched most of these jokes before this never fails to crack me up.

[@vivekshankar9977]

Dope haha, hadn't heard some of these before. Love your delivery dude!

[@defaultname992]

The more I watch your videos, the more I like you. You deserve your own netflix show.

[@sarasagaii3090]

"There's a vibe of Indian dudes who've been gentrified, and I think I embody that vibe" ☠️🤡🤭

[@ps-vd3tr]

This is so good. Lucky for the people who attend, he's gonna go big soon!

[@VARMOT123]

Great video. Far better than most stand ups these days . Not punching down . Good clever comedy . Carlin-esque

[@firebadwatergood431]

Definitely, he takes comedy to a higher neurological level....lol

[@preeti496]

Many indian "indentured servants" (slaves) come to usa to build their railways. The majority of indians came in the 20th century, but a sizable chunk came much before that. They built homes and even were trading and opening clubs, but a racust law was passed against indians owning the business, and everything was taken away from them. One such businessman took his own life by blowing up himself with his property out of frustration of his businesses being taken away everytume he starts something.

[@ryman2631]

2:09 this one bit is amazing 🤣🤣

[@athenjackson3657]

You're one of my favorites bro, effortlessly funny. You gotta come to CT some time

[@davidserlin8097]

“12 years a med student” ❤

[@narayaniyer7363]

You put every American typical stand up comedian on one side and stand uniquely on the other. You are a new age genius like Kapil Sharma in India, just that you seem more impromptu. Simply relaxing to watch you.

[@jethu2945]

Naaah

[@bonemarrow3439]

This man is better than kapil sharma hands down

[@jethu2945]

@@bonemarrow3439 lol

[@narayaniyer7363]

@@bonemarrow3439 I would not say that. Kapil and his team are a blockbuster unparalleled.

[@PrakharPi]

@@narayaniyer7363 bruh kapil is cringe and stoopid asf.

[@ankurgandhe]

Love the dry humor. Come to Seattle Nimesh,!

[@LunatiqHigh]

The dad joke following around fitness trainers was hilarious.

[@samuelchepkwony4895]

Dunkin Donuts; "Dont Ask, Dont Tell"

[@Yamazaki112]

Bruh you're the funniest Indian comic out right now.

[@Nippat_Chai]

You deserve more popularity in india like if someone google Russel Peter your name should come up

[@themmabrother]

Nimesh, please come to Vancouver Canada!

[@Zombi3ee]

Lmao this is great

[@James-hs3tu]

Go Eat some. Curry. !!!!! Why wouldn't i do that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@prakashtiwari8003]

This shit is fire bro. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@desiparyatak]

You are funny man!! Love❤ from India

[@rohanfernandez6027]

Great set.

[@PiusXulu]

Genuinely funny and natural.

[@BhargavSushant]

There are 50+ Columbia level suspensions in this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mckezik]

I’m watching this in the Maldives 🇲🇻

[@EarthTraveler3087]

Where, I'm here too. Geo drop.

[@jethu2945]

I know why

[@mckezik]

@@EarthTraveler3087 I was at Ayada Resort

[@customincisivecomment]

You turned into Hedberg there for a second haha. Love it, baby

[@sayz1000]

Just what I needed to start the week properly

[@abhirajanand8903]

Crazy good!!

[@32334694]

Nimesh is gonna explode on internet like Schulz pretty soon. Is there an Australian tour coming up?

[@umangrungta1]

I got my name as Kumar in Starbucks as well. Kumar doesn’t have any consonants in common with my name 😂😂

[@kaiz3nberg]

LMFAOOOOOOO they didn’t even try to hear yo name just put the first indian name they could think of on there dawg

[@anujgrover9842]

Rooting for Nimesh 💯

[@HeavyJay1421]

Where I'm from the Indians often own the 711s but the gas pump never works.

[@saber8560]

yo thats fireeee

[@countroshculla]

12 Years a Med Student! LOL

[@1953lili]

Dunkin is cool however I will never again step foot in a Starbucks since I was ignored after waiting in line for 20 minutes. I am in a wheelchair and old so I guess the young white female counterperson didn’t “see” me. When she turned to me she was patronizing and condescending.....so nope; don’t care if I’m having espresso withdrawal....

[@ericah6546]

That's crazy.

[@enzomthethwa5861]

It's refreshing to hear an Indian American to admit that, as a people group, they are essentially white. I've been thinking this since living in the Bay Area. The disparity between Indian and white (or any other Asian ethnicity, for that matter) is almost nil compared to the disparity between white and black.

[@RAIRADIO]

​@@rishavmalveeya not really.. most come from villages of Andra Pradesh. But they make less emotional and more economic choices.

[@entertained...]

depends on when and where they settled down, and how much money they make. also, the bay area is not like most of the US. i'm from LA, and i can tell you we are not essentially white; however, we definitely don't get treated as bad as other brown folks.

[@RAIRADIO]

@@rishavmalveeya No its not expensive... the companies sponsor your visa. And its sheer hardwork and parents living frugally to pay for tuitions that get them engineering degree. Its not correct to portray it like they were born with a silver spoon. And even a well off person in India is a poor person in USA. Your savings are in rupees.

[@arofficial3344]

​@@RAIRADIO it's due to tech jobs

[@VijayThakurMD]

@@rishavmalveeya wtf you taking about You don't money for engineering in India IIT are cheap

[@ajaysaini2349]

Represent!!!!

[@swordofdurga]

The thing is his jokes are real... And celebral.... It takes a moment to get it.

[@squeet6831]

The fact that you misspelled cerebral makes this comment so much better.

[@_SPREZZATURA_McGEE_]

I CEREBRATE YOU, BLO!!

[@swordofdurga]

@@squeet6831 no thanks to autocorrect 🤪

[@Samaniegoklown]

Lol

[@MikeMikeMiker]

Also, this is probably the best set of yours I've ever watched. Looking forward to seeing you live

[@sumeshkrishnan8618]

This is soooo good/coooool/super 👌👏👏👏

[@soya5180]

it's sad that they know they're not Indians, but we all accept calling them Indians

[@toshoshi1551]

What

[@pianomerchant1830]

So happy this came in my timeline

[@aumarigan]

This guy really looks and sounds high when he is on stage. 😂

[@thelinguistshow]

Love the voice

[@xcalium9346]

in before someone comments "this guy only ever does jokes about indians 🙄"

[@zulu505]

What?

[@jethu2945]

Yes he do

[@1235368]

Snag me a Sanjay 😂😂😂

[@gajendradwivedi6149]

Med student joke😂😂😂😂

[@brunette5121]

"i'm addicted to heroin" lmaoo

[@JJ-tr6rx]

I get so much Mitch Hedberg vibes from you!

[@chenellmullins]

I just booked my tickets for March 4th in Charlotte 😊😊😊

[@WendyCarrey]

Nimesh. You are a Beautiful Soul. I Love you. Wendy Carrey👑💯😂💯🥷💯🦉💯🪬

[@meharmira]

You are brilliant!!! ❤

[@firebadwatergood431]

I am Indian and my husband is white. Your comedy is hilariously real and true...lol. I love it. I spent my whole life in the USA and finally we got some Indian dudes doing comedy....FANTASTIC and sooo funny. I love it!!

[@shreyaskumarrath721]

Ay if we Indian dudes don't support our fellow girls' who else will?

[@AnjelLee-f8c]

Niki Minnan is actually mixed with Indian.

[@chrisjones4702]

I wrote a paper back in college about the Indians on HB1 vesas stealing the good jobs. everyone in the class thought I was crazy. LOL

[@AnnaBananana93]

Yeah but they’re terrified of losing their jobs and getting kicked out of the country and work insane hours that most native born individuals would refuse too.

[@tilotommaa]

I love your jokes 😁

[@jethu2945]

I dont

[@roy.sandeepan]

​@@jethu2945then watch something else, this aint your space

[@sialo1]

Your vocal fry is directly proportional to your drunkenness, lol.

[@sgt.politeness1677]

Mast hai bhai tu👌

[@Meganwade42]

Perfect timing I needed something to watch while I'm getting ready for my sugar daddy date. Love you man, thanks for the laughs ❤️

[@lopside1365]

Tf

[@vivekshankar9977]

The sugar daddy better be Indian

[@prakashtiwari8003]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@hoor72choudharysahab20]

You go girl 😘😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CZW]

It's a win win 🏆

[@sicklecuthammerfall]

love the handful of shots of angry white women in the crowd lol, they must be fun at parties

[@corum7503]

📍Bauer College of Business 📍Alvarez College of Business 📍Marshall College of Business 📍Mendoza College of Business 📍Lundquist College of Business 📍Fuqua College of Business

[@juvingonsalves]

real good jokes

[@ritvikawasthi8146]

2:15 Non align movement 2.0

[@nishitsharma4526]

Well don't bitch yog please Anyways it's hilarious

[@bkcalvine]

Huh?

[@Anlonn]

good jokes :)) btw the difference between white and dark skin is just some have more melanin hormone. :) same same but different :)

[@joydipdewanjee993]

stand up scene is getting bigger in India.. TALK TO YOUR MANAGER ..

[@VARMOT123]

but most of them are bleh and don't have the freedom of speech to punch up the powerful that is where the best comedy comes from

[@karankumar-km9gi]

@@VARMOT123 lol, watch vipul goyal, he punches it pretty hard...

[@pawanbellubbi4135]

Yo Nimz. Was there a time when the joke about your ex having a Boyfriend name Nimesh, stopped at, "her boyfriend was Nimesh" .. and then a few reiterations later, added.. "that was more personal than funny"... I mean the joke writing process here

[@shahzaibraza5243]

Nimesh is the best

[@Smarty-tz1jt]

as a kumar I can confirm it was mine

[@animeshpandit783]

I'm Animesh .... You're a Nimesh.... Barumptssss....

[@aniruddhaingle5378]

@6:15

[@BittooSinghCooks]

Hilarious! Kinda reminds me of the late Mitch Hedberg.

[@avahtbond]

Bro come to Toronto

[@changeorbeextinct]

Yeah.. Dunkin Donuts baby...

[@Memes-y-lz1xh]

The Kesha tiktok joke has aged well

[@SuperSayantan]

m the new sanjay in this beautiful country. man your jokes are relatable!

[@pri22v11]

Would love to see a Indian American comedian who doesn’t reference race or mock his cultural background. It so easy to do and is a cheap laugh. “I’m racist toward my own people” - hilarious. Pathetic

[@MetatronsWing]

dang, so many commercials ruining the punch lines! too many Nimesh... you can limit them..... but love your comedy.

[@tbrwy]

good clip

[@PopBeerCan-rm6go]

Was he low key bragging about how educated indians are.👏👏👏👏

[@thebrownbatman9223]

The Indians gonna have to choose came true during Israel Hamas war.

[@manmohanr7840]

My man cashing in on stereotypes .

[@clapback2653]

I'm four minutes in and so far I like this

[@ratnaparkhiswapnil]

See you in Phoenix

[@koustubhgadekar8850]

I hope to meet you in person one day...😂

[@chaitanya812]

Does his both parents are brown ? Just asking outta curiosity

[@anuraij]

Yes

[@therer15letters33]

888th👍 LFG Nimesh out here funny as ever 😂

[@Sachinaditya5]

Was that really Mom & Dad sitting there...???

[@AbhishekPatel-si7uq]

😂