"they say im afraid of gay people and hate black people when really its quite the opposite" had me dying
@ohtebowah4 жыл бұрын
That was an example of a joke for the comedian lmao
@hkaarsenal4 жыл бұрын
I didnt get it. Please explain
@timothymcaleer64804 жыл бұрын
@@hkaarsenal 'quite the opposite' could mean that he loves both, or it's the opposite in the sense that he hates gay people and is a afraid of black people.
@ohtebowah4 жыл бұрын
@@timothymcaleer6480 no he's defo saying he hates gays and fears blacks loool
@adampower97574 жыл бұрын
@@ohtebowah ohh . thanks
@edturner5124 жыл бұрын
As a 62 year old man who's been black all his life that was a funny joke! And it was true. Proving again the best humor is found in the truth.
@Dalmater9694 жыл бұрын
Exactly 👍
@notyou87164 жыл бұрын
I've often considered being black and gay to be a double-negative.
@Jianju694 жыл бұрын
It's only true if you buy into the victim mind set.
@eraserhead20633 жыл бұрын
Black guy here too. I’m surprised people are offended. You don’t necessarily need thick-skin, just a sense of humour.
@ALL_CAPS__3 жыл бұрын
@@Jianju69 BS. You don't have to be a victim to understand what's going on around you. If you let it stop you from persevering, that's a different story.
@MSG6854 жыл бұрын
That is a legitimately funny and intelligent joke. The only people getting offended by it are choosing to be offended
@alburnett754 жыл бұрын
I absolutely agree
@ISa-jy8ol4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKOlqY19jKiXndU
@Dalmater9694 жыл бұрын
Yep
@kenlandon61303 жыл бұрын
I'm not a person who cares much for claims of "cancel culture" cause 99% of the time it's just bullshit, but this time I think folks did go too far in their zeal to take offense at stuff.
@grouperkng13 жыл бұрын
Mmmhm
@slow_rednline48744 жыл бұрын
As a straight black man..that joke was absolutely on point. Being black is hard enough as is 🤘🏾
@Robisquick Жыл бұрын
No demographic truly knows how difficult it is to be another demographic. Respect to you though.
@jagerpetroni4495 Жыл бұрын
Man try to be a Mexican!!
@eastvern5147 Жыл бұрын
@@jagerpetroni4495 fuck yeah! Need to increase my taco intake or something?
@marshwetland38083 ай бұрын
@@Robisquick Can't know in the sense of personal experience, but we've all heard the stories of driving/walking/jogging while black.
@Robisquick3 ай бұрын
@@marshwetland3808 Yes. The real question is. Does the amount of stories that are spread match the amount of situations that actually happen. While I actually am liberal with social ideas like blacks people still dealing with the aftereffects of history, it’s still important to have a healthy understanding of just how frequent a narrative gets pushed relative to how often shit happens. But yes being black generally is gonna be harder than being white today.
@Steve-vd3nx4 жыл бұрын
That “Hey Losers” bit is amazing lmao
@Fire_Marshall_Bill4 жыл бұрын
Apparently we would have been the only people in the room that laughed if we had been there.
@vrth0mas4 жыл бұрын
@@Fire_Marshall_Bill I volunteered for Bernie and I think that shit is hilarious
@MetalSStar1964 жыл бұрын
I guarantee even Bernie would be laughing as a good portion of his supporter base pre-COVID are losers.
@ISa-jy8ol4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKOlqY19jKiXndU
@stayawile143 жыл бұрын
"generation is not soft... Theyre eatin ass with no health insurance" 10/10
@ShailendraSingh-pk1gf2 жыл бұрын
That got a chuckle out of me
@kilroy25174 жыл бұрын
"when really it's quite the opposite.." An unspoken punchline. Kudos.
@董家琪4 жыл бұрын
I got some Chappelle vibes off that line. Good delivery too.
@zitools4 жыл бұрын
best punchline to the whole setup. just needs to be the anchor before the "thanks i'm npatel"
@OjiSensei4 жыл бұрын
Had me chuckling for a bit lol
@VShoshanim4 жыл бұрын
@Puss nBoots "They say I'm afraid of gay people and hate black people, when really it's quite the opposite" the joke is he's afraid of black people and hates gay people.
@merona15464 жыл бұрын
@@VShoshanim I don't understand how that's funny. So he just admitted he IS a homophobe?
@ursaminor97804 жыл бұрын
Wow. How is one dumb enough to not get that joke, but smart enough to get into college?
@Paul-ou1rx4 жыл бұрын
Government funded student loans. The college gets paid either way.
@AndrewSlacks4 жыл бұрын
As a current college student, I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that very dumb people who think they're smart get into college
@reckz4204 жыл бұрын
I guess the more Ivy league school you go to, more snowflake you become, that could be the only explanation.
@ISa-jy8ol4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKOlqY19jKiXndU
@ISa-jy8ol4 жыл бұрын
@BBD Design he is pretty funny. So is this.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKOlqY19jKiXndU
@gokulzerone4 жыл бұрын
Why isn't there any space between the mic and the wall?
@johndebruin50084 жыл бұрын
because there's a person there
@gokulzerone4 жыл бұрын
@@johndebruin5008 Damn! I didn't see that. Thanks for enlightening me.
@taahaabbasi6454 жыл бұрын
@@johndebruin5008 you deserve an award😂😂😂
@rahulbirari4014 жыл бұрын
Because (I assume) its in Newyork.
@tracymiller11494 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Seemed very claustrophobic.
@thechaplainisin85984 жыл бұрын
I'm a 75 year old great grandmother and I found you by accident - happy accident! I'm so glad! Blessings and be safe - and thanks for the laughs!
@chipmunk49284 жыл бұрын
Keep laughing grandma!! 🙏👍🙏👍
@PaperbackDreamsMusic2 жыл бұрын
Keep laughing gran!
@vvbvgeneraltsung29132 жыл бұрын
Awsome your a badass grandma, your grandkids and great grandkids must be extra lucky🙏
@firstlast4762 жыл бұрын
I miss my grandma's 😟
@Xinnie_The_Flu Жыл бұрын
Stay healthy grandma, youre adorable.❤
@janeholland13994 жыл бұрын
I’m a 72 yr old Australian woman , I’ve just watched this, cracked up laughing and have to say you’ve restored my faith in America!
@henryrollins91774 жыл бұрын
*the juice media*
@eleanordixon96784 жыл бұрын
Hello from Holland! I am 71 years old and I think he is hilarious.
@jv-lk7bc4 жыл бұрын
I'm an American and i wish he'd restored my faith in America.. sadly its going to take a little more this time... it really screwed the pooch this time
@tundrawomansays50674 жыл бұрын
I read your comment as an old American widow broad and just cracked up laughin that you have zombies in the Land Down Under! Clearly! Last I knew your country and everyone in it was being incinerated or to put it in polite speak: “Cremation Donations Voluntary or Otherwise Made Here.” I think they had a “Go Fire Me” because the cost of dyin’ there is a hella lot less than the cost of livin’ there.
@CovidConQuitTheCensorship2 жыл бұрын
@@tundrawomansays5067 the land of zombies now for sure
@billthecat6664 жыл бұрын
I'm positive Pursey would've loved that joke.
@juliecasas41984 жыл бұрын
Best comment because it's TRUE
@TheChunkyluver534 жыл бұрын
He gave him the joke
@audiofeinz57543 жыл бұрын
He is the one who made it up
@goreyboyz85643 жыл бұрын
@jon pork it could be because he changes his jokes. In the original video the gay guys name was fabreeze
@Frankygoestohull12 жыл бұрын
There is no pursey he made that up . Listen to joe Rogan where instead of pursey it was Fabrice and the story moved to Brooklyn instead of Hell’s Kitchen this guy is a liar.
@kushlinfield7106 Жыл бұрын
I’m a 107 year old great great grandfather and, on behalf of all centenarians, I can safely say that you are hilarious
@af25854 ай бұрын
you are impressive!
@maxpeterson86164 ай бұрын
You look very young for your age.
@user-pq7jj3vs3e4 ай бұрын
Wow. I agree. I just turned 110.
@biggs84403 ай бұрын
150 years old hea lmao
@koreee_alexx79054 жыл бұрын
The problem is they heard the words “black” and “gay” and immediately got offended because everyone’s afraid of the truth these days smh. Whenever you mention a specific group even if the comment is positive ppl are gonna get upset because for some reason it’s deemed taboo to even speak of certain topics unfortunately. Those ppl have no sense of humor and really his joke wasn’t really a joke, it was honestly a real life issue that they just weren’t ready for.
@jerryvelasco14743 жыл бұрын
I don't think so, plenty of comedians make fun of other groups of people all the time. The black people I know family and friends can usually take even some of the most stereotypical border line racists jokes. It's the other group the LGB whatever, look at what they are trying to do to Dave Chappelle. It's literally everyone is free for all except the LG community.
@Kiwipeanutlove Жыл бұрын
That’s not why they got offended believe me.
@Kiwipeanutlove Жыл бұрын
It’s a life issue for you, not for Columbia students of any race. They got offended because they don’t have hardships that most of the people have. I’m an alumnae. I personally didn’t care about the joke but it’s reasonable that younger generation did.
@koreee_alexx7905 Жыл бұрын
@@Kiwipeanutlove idk what you’re talking about
@Kiwipeanutlove Жыл бұрын
@@koreee_alexx7905 “no one would chose to be gay if they were already black…. Because no black person in America ever wakes up and thinks this shit is too easy” it’s not funny for that audience and I’m pretty sure it never even occurred to them that they are supposed to feel some sort of hardship because of their race or because they are gay. It wasn’t a good choice of a joke for that environment, that’s it. He made a mistake with his audience. Happens.
@ashutoshsharmash4 жыл бұрын
"Fuck Taco Tuesday, there should be Tandoori Thursday." That was funny 🤣🤣
@End3rWi99in4 жыл бұрын
Getting kicked off stage is the only reason I learned about your comedy. Great work, Columbia University on that Streisand Effect! Love the work man.
@ukulkarni3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Columbia Univ for making him popular. He is a very good comedian
@tinalindsey1598 Жыл бұрын
I’m a southern republican and I’ve never been offended by you! You’re a comedian! Comedy is what keeps the world from sucking!!! Love you Nimesh!!!! Come to Atlanta!!!
@DeepPockets54 жыл бұрын
That was FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!! Very witty, good timing. I appreciate the risk and the honesty.
@Lishkafe4 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he just woke up from a phone call and his telling his friend about his day, half sleeping
@Tzar-Athi4 жыл бұрын
#weedpower
@marshwetland38083 ай бұрын
@@Tzar-Athi lol. I've known lots of Indians, but none that talk the way he does. Interesting way of speaking.
@_Damian_.4 жыл бұрын
People trying to be offended on the behalf of others who aren't offended at all.
@Droemar4 жыл бұрын
I'm a progressive socialist, but in the last two years I've noticed this happening a lot. We need to give a voice to the powerless, not speak for them like their grievances are our own.
@flclub544 жыл бұрын
@@Droemar Well said.
@theGoldjey4 жыл бұрын
definitely and by doing that we are taking their voice! If we stand up and talk about it instead of them. Instead of listening for once. If someone cracks a light hearted joke about stereotypes for example to a black friend who am I to be offended if he is not. There is REAL HATE out there a lot of it. We should not waste resources on those who came from a light-hearted, good place.
@johnjackson97674 жыл бұрын
@@Droemar Lol
@Droemar4 жыл бұрын
@@johnjackson9767 The bottom line, really, is that Americans have less protected rights than other first world countries. We don't have the right to healthcare, we don't have the right to quality of life, we don't have the right to rest, or the right to livable wages or education. The answer to everything, EVERYTHING, is just "Work harder." Which, if you're disabled, like I am, is "Get fucked." The horse from Animal Farm, Boxer, said "I must work harder." Since democratic socialism appears to address those issues, that strikes me as progressive. A rising tide lifts all boats, and in the US it's like "Whoa, whoa, wait a moment: what if somebody ends up getting what they don't deserve?" Libraries are progressive policy. Who doesn't deserve the right to go to a library?
@xmlthegreat4 жыл бұрын
"Nah Tuck you too thirsty for this" God that whole lineup was beautiful.
@goodmorning192 Жыл бұрын
lol
@Jtmurph2224 жыл бұрын
"Quite the opposite" Took me a second. Top Notch! Had me rolling!
@JenJenJen6662 жыл бұрын
I graduated from Columbia. I found you on TikTok and I really like your jokes. Will buy tickets to see you!
@rcnewman51.2 жыл бұрын
“I’m not gunna fight a bunch of breakdancers”💀😭😂 totally worth spitting my coffee out!🔥
@williampursey75674 жыл бұрын
When you last name is Pursey...
@anuragdog4 жыл бұрын
Haha.. please tell me your last name is not made up 😂
@flclub544 жыл бұрын
💀
@williampursey75674 жыл бұрын
Yes my last name is Pursey ok 😂
@thatguyyousawthatonetime4 жыл бұрын
"yea billy, he always had a bag on him"
@satvikkeshtwal95663 жыл бұрын
Do you always have a bag on 😂😂😂😂
@wajn47854 жыл бұрын
Thats what comedians are supposed to do offend and touch nerves in a funny way, right.
@richardcaraballo49474 жыл бұрын
How are comedians like Amy Schumer more popular than this guy
@a.y.greyson92644 жыл бұрын
More start-up capital.
@dukethotness4 жыл бұрын
World is an unjust place
@brianyalt23454 жыл бұрын
She is related to Senator Chuck Schumer.
@analozada94754 жыл бұрын
@reshi p yup! lol
@johnjackson97674 жыл бұрын
@@brianyalt2345 Bingo.
@allanroser10704 жыл бұрын
Reporter famously asked Sammy Davis Jr at a Golf course what his handicap was... "I'm a one-eyed black Jew with a drinking problem..." was the reply 🤣
@sunshaman4 жыл бұрын
"These kids are eating ass, and no one has health insurance"
@rohanpant47344 жыл бұрын
He Should've ended it with "I'm Nimesh, thanks everyone for coming out, and Mike Pence for not!" :D
@coreyings45974 жыл бұрын
Rohan Pant fucking hilarious!!!
@duket.85984 жыл бұрын
Well played...
@Joiedevivredesilives4 жыл бұрын
Whaaat Pence hasnt come out
@megahedgehog86494 жыл бұрын
He's totally gonna use that, I can see it. Don't forget to pay the man, Nimesh, it's a good line.
@thisisntsergio13524 жыл бұрын
Imma be real wit ya, chief. His actual ending was way better than this.
@rohannm4 жыл бұрын
Chill and laidback comedy! Good delivery, and consistently made me laugh throughout the set! 🤣
@stefanienava4 жыл бұрын
"Hello Losers!" LOL I love Bernie and that joke was hilarious. We all knew he didn't have a chance.
@mahumike75314 жыл бұрын
SO true. Amazing how Americans can be herded constantly to vote against their own best interests
@drftjuice4 жыл бұрын
We love constantly paying for corporate bailouts and tax breaks for the rich
@siddharthnandi85674 жыл бұрын
@@drftjuice what's funny was bernie supporters don't pay taxes
@drftjuice4 жыл бұрын
@@siddharthnandi8567 didn't realize 45 is a Bernie supporter
@monicabeaston49964 ай бұрын
@siddharthnandi8567 sure we do.
@DrinkinMars4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not going to fight a bunch of break dancers" had me dying 😂😂😂 too many asians trying to break dance
@klbj94fm5 жыл бұрын
He's famous now. I got here thru Joe Rogan Podcast and never heard of this guy. He is fxxkin funnyy!🤪
@thatsagoose40394 жыл бұрын
dude he was already pretty famous already
@jdc43164 жыл бұрын
Thats a goose no he wasn’t
@kaguth4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that Columbia crowd was so annoying but in the end, it helped him. I'm happy for the guy.
@donhav76544 жыл бұрын
Facts tho he also look like an Indian Sylvester Stallone.😂
@everythinggaming79384 жыл бұрын
he aint famous
@ursaminor97804 жыл бұрын
Man, it took me a solid minute to realize the audio wasn’t recorded over.
@reckz4204 жыл бұрын
Exactly! The first few seconds I thought it was being narrated by a voiceover.
@mohammadirtezarizvi8413 жыл бұрын
This feels very much like what Dave Chapelle does. Nimesh isn't just trying to bury something in the past and move on, rather he's trying to man up, rise upto the ocassion, dissect it infront of live audience,ruminate what went wrong, save his face and be funny at the same time. Absolutely Brilliant!! This guy is really going places.
@tonoornottono2 жыл бұрын
i think nimesh is much much better at navigating laser beams. chapelle used to be a genius at dodging them. now he gets hit every show, on purpose, because he knows it furthers his career. which is so strange coming from a guy who passed over millions of dollars for the sake of his own independence and morality. i have mixed feelings about chapelle. i really want to love him, i truly do, but it feels like he’s willfully ignorant at times and that’s the last thing a comedian should be. i’m not saying he isn’t woke enough, but at times he comes at social problems from an incredibly personal and anecdotal perspective instead of looking at the larger issues.
@yeetyahh9502 жыл бұрын
last thing nimesh is EVER trying to do is save his face 💀 he said what he said
@yuvraj67242 жыл бұрын
I think he is copying Chapelle's style and delivery maybe unintentionally but there is a resemblance
@drluswala Жыл бұрын
Guantanamo
@agin1519 Жыл бұрын
@@tonoornottono yeh he’s got old, figured out he’s not up and comer no more and he’s losing his filter. Started playing to the early bird special crowd more and more, cos that’s more and more what he is.
@quinnamcnamara5 жыл бұрын
This should have more views. Love your work homie! bless up
@wks1979804 жыл бұрын
I happened to be Indian when I was hired. I'm white now so it's cool. ☠️
@The88Cheat4 жыл бұрын
"Nah Tuck. You too thirsty for this." 🤣🤣🤣
@sb-b30714 жыл бұрын
I had never heard of Nimesh until this morning. This is hilarious. Looking forward to watching the special.
@jaspersmythe60144 жыл бұрын
Barry White, an Indian, and a pot dealer walk into a bar....out comes Nimesh Patel.
@IthacaDon4 ай бұрын
That's funny! We'll done!
@noegojimmy4 жыл бұрын
I accidentally bumped with Nimesh on KZbin. I've never heard about him, I still haven't listen enough, but I can already say I love him. The "Fuck off" attitude and relentless search of personal and global truth threw comedy he is presenting is to be envious of. Hat down all the way from Bosnia.
@firstlast4762 жыл бұрын
Nice man
@NyleChyld4 жыл бұрын
"everyone is eating ass and no one has health insurance" *dead*
@dz_ca4 жыл бұрын
Broken comedy at matchless (RIP) was always the best night of my week. The darker and more personal the jokes got, the better it felt. Thanks for doing what you do, keep up the good fight
@siliconterbulance4 жыл бұрын
My man Putting some tandoori sheekh kababs in puja after that show.
@dushyantrajput81694 жыл бұрын
Lmfao died 😂😂
@ankitaaarya4 жыл бұрын
Hhajahahahha
@arunkumar-mb3tp4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@reckz4204 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂 oh my what a colorful imagination you got
@mrpk222214 жыл бұрын
Haha
@user-jk9zr3sc5h Жыл бұрын
that "quite the opposite" joke is fuckin gold
@humanze3 жыл бұрын
What I love about Nimesh Patel is that you're never sure if his contempt for his audience is genuine or part of the act. He never lets on. Nobody can work a crowd like this dude. Brilliant comedian.
@augustlilly4 жыл бұрын
I was amused in the first half and legit lol'd in the second. I'm a fan.
@valenciajohn30434 жыл бұрын
He's alright like a person who's not afraid to speak the truth but with laughter, no better way to be! Keep on, keeping on!
@oregonhighway4 жыл бұрын
Damn near choked on my cereal watching this early Saturday morning. Sweet Jebus, great way to start the day 🤣
@ChocolateMilkCultLeader4 жыл бұрын
Imagine kicking out a comedian for telling jokes
@archraskal4 жыл бұрын
It's easy. Remember the "scandal" around Roseanne Barr's middle of the night tweet? It cost her a highly rated television show. The condemnation she received was ridiculous.
@TheLoveweaver4 жыл бұрын
@@archraskal but that wasn't funny. 🤔
@JohnBock-nq9lr6 ай бұрын
Lenny Bruce was ARRESTED in San Francisco in the early 60s for saying " cocksucker" on stage! He was also arrested in Chicago for joking about the catholic church...too bad society hasn't grown one bit....most of these cancel culture morons have never known a society where they cannot say what they want ...so apparently, they're trying to create one.
@tamimh4 жыл бұрын
This guy has an element of Dave chapelle in him. That's a dangerous mix. I hope he becomes a big star!
@anshuuu97082 жыл бұрын
Exactly, I also felt that way and I have many people saying this in comments of his other videos.
@franciscogalhetas99544 жыл бұрын
man as a bernie supporter if I was at that rally I would have died laughing at the "hey losers"
@VelvetVoice4 жыл бұрын
KZbin brought me here, I’m happy to say. Hadn’t heard of Nimesh before, so, make that double-happy: always a buzz to make a new discovery. Dude is hilarious. Great understated deadpan delivery - keep doing what you’re doing, squire! 👍
@melanietoth13764 жыл бұрын
He is both cute and funny as heck! He talks like it's a conversation...perfectly relaxed and casual. Love it!
@bennywolf21694 жыл бұрын
He is Indian, but claimed to be white, while sounding black.
@BoilerBloodline4 жыл бұрын
Ben Wolf I read your comment in Mitch Hedberg’s voice.
@valenciajohn30434 жыл бұрын
So what's the problem?
@bennywolf21694 жыл бұрын
@@valenciajohn3043 ???
@0mnicide4 жыл бұрын
He’s a smore.
@JahMagne2234 жыл бұрын
@@valenciajohn3043 so whats the meed to not understand comedy?
@vectorm44 жыл бұрын
"This black sh*t - too easy." That was funny.
@atbattson4 жыл бұрын
Very interesting observations on life and the situation, especially at the end. Hysterical too. I think I found a new comedian to follow. Thanks for sharing.
@armanddehorta4 жыл бұрын
I love how he is pretty much being comedic with the story and it turned into more material for his stand up so rock on! Funny ass guy. :D
@hedi32744 жыл бұрын
This is so good, the lines Nimesh walks, so funny yet so loaded with commentary.
@allenetube4 жыл бұрын
I want to thank you for inspiring me. I'm a comedian/actor. I love your honesty and it reminded me of a bit I wrote years ago but never had the clarity or the courage to tell. It's about how there are insane and sane people of every race. I'm going to try it out as soon as I get a chance to hit the stage again after all this covid sadness.
@nike97694 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I'm only just discovering this guy LMAO!!!
@jameshughes16414 жыл бұрын
How is this guy not have more subscribers. He’s funnier than most of the main stream comedians out there
@CH-ls7ye4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I only came across him now hahahaha What an intelligent, charming and hilarious way to handle the drama. I vibe with this man. Gotta go binge all his stuff now.
@paulgriffin85664 жыл бұрын
Nimesh, many many thanks. An antidote for the strange times we find ourselves in. Peace be with you brother. Would love to catch your act in Australia when this madness is done with.
@runnergo13983 жыл бұрын
You deserve your own show on TV or to be one of the people on The Daily Show. Keep on keeping on!
@monkeypolicd4 жыл бұрын
This dude has no chill lol. Best kind of comedy lol.
@thisismetoday4 жыл бұрын
What? He's so chill. He doesn't give a shit
@aquinojose942 жыл бұрын
“My kind of Asian but also the kind you’re picturing” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I say this at work, most people think Asians are only Chinese and don’t realize India is also in Asia 😂
@christinaheuer71694 жыл бұрын
Take older comedians advice when they says to NEVER perform at colleges.
@jv-lk7bc4 жыл бұрын
@Boyd well, some folks think its racists to categorize.. tho these days seems like some will think its racists not to..
@evanwhite26804 жыл бұрын
Who’s here from Joe Rogan suggestions
@christinaheuer71694 жыл бұрын
👍🏼
@JDiculous14 жыл бұрын
Dude's actually pretty funny, got a new fan
@mr.impatient48504 жыл бұрын
I can imagine Asian version of Dave Chappelle .... ✍️ 🔥🔥🔥
@rugvedwagh94344 жыл бұрын
Actually
@robertbetts51294 жыл бұрын
Bro!!! I wish I could hit the 👍 button a thousand times!!! You just got yourself a new Sub and a new fan!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@meridethtohayes4 жыл бұрын
I'm Very Glad I ran across this video! I Love your work, Nimesh!!! Thank You!
@jigglypuff13034 жыл бұрын
I'm just coming across this. Ur funny af. Most people can take a joke but alot cant. Ur hilarious
@57drdlk4 жыл бұрын
Nimesh, as a gay black man who is somewhat of a comedian myself (a few years ago I ran for president of the U.S. {in drag} ) and that joke you told is one of the funniest I have ever heard coming from the mouth of a straight man. I usually don't give breeders...oops! sorry. Straight people, especially men, any credit for being aware that much. Fuck. Now I'm gonna have to take some of my own medicine and not put everyone in the same basket, huh? Thanks a lot, Patel.
@jlyo19914 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why I’d never heard the term breeders but my life was incomplete without it. I love it. Calling myself straight is boring.
@onemorepinacolada53564 жыл бұрын
breeders lmfao.
@ISa-jy8ol4 жыл бұрын
I thought this shit was funny too.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKOlqY19jKiXndU
@Ishbu1012 жыл бұрын
stop spreading gastro-intestinal parasites...use a dental dam.
@GoogleUserX Жыл бұрын
Breeders ))) It's like "why you don't smoke? wanna live long, you silly natty?" ))
@bigwill7955 жыл бұрын
Why nimesh laugh like kawhi Leonard? Lmao 😂😂😂😂
@brownjatt214 жыл бұрын
I can't stop picturing that now 😂
@aalonboots4 жыл бұрын
i looked thru the comments to make sure i didnt clone a comment lol
@plabanpratim52024 жыл бұрын
Totally
@sneakernickel4 жыл бұрын
You forgot to write "does."
@aalonboots4 жыл бұрын
@@sneakernickel wow what an intellectual
@Russpng4 жыл бұрын
The gay Pence part was hilarious. Made my day.
@VP-wt5dv4 жыл бұрын
« Hello loosers » ... “ever been started at by a room full of people with purple hair » accurate af 😂😂😂
@JFedd Жыл бұрын
Nimesh seems like the dopest friend to have.. luv this guys humor 🤣🤣
@mahumike75314 жыл бұрын
probably not the first but im gay and i laffed my ass off
@bhagmeister4 жыл бұрын
tandoori thursday - i like. btw, True on Pence.
@StevenAllotey4 жыл бұрын
Anytime I hear about a comedian getting flack for an insensitive joke I almost immediately become a fan when I see their stand up
@johnjackson97674 жыл бұрын
Only ones who can truly can themselves "comedians".
@RicanNY74 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that Pence joke was hilarious. Lmao
@lycandemon61675 жыл бұрын
Definitely soft society. This man is hilarious though.
@atithi84 жыл бұрын
If Don Rickles was invited to do a show at any Uni, they would know what's out of line now, is just pure bs. No one knows how to laugh at anything remotely non-pc
@wraith10664 жыл бұрын
Blame the previous generations. Boomers created the "every child is special" nonsense. Poor kids today are having to figure things out. But they really aren't that soft. Most of the people who served in Iraq and Afghanistan are millennials. That's not soft at all.
@johnjackson97674 жыл бұрын
@@wraith1066 Veterans aren't kicking comedians off stage. And they're a tiny percent of the population.
@jackxiao97022 жыл бұрын
But it's not even soft, it just makes no sense.
@thethreespikes97374 жыл бұрын
You are an addictive man. Glad I found ya. 🤘
@Nauxman Жыл бұрын
You've got balls off steel man! Big up to you!! I Would love to see you here in Toronto!!!!
@TerrillFischer4 жыл бұрын
😆😆"Nah Tuck you too thirsty for this. ain't coming on your goofy ass show." @8:05 -8:20
@juliekrolak14504 жыл бұрын
You are so funny! Thank you for making my day!
@Paul-ou1rx4 жыл бұрын
I love this. Getting booted out by SJW is now a positive carrier path. Every agent in the business will be trying to book the most non PC comedians there.
@shanhussain61144 жыл бұрын
Career.... But yes, it's the best thing that happened to him
@bryanoutside4 жыл бұрын
Loved your bit. It gives me hope that someday we will get to the other side of this. Keep going!
@neu-ter4 жыл бұрын
I'm only 7 minutes into my second introduction to you but I think you might be what gets me through this pandemic
@poisonivy7454 жыл бұрын
OMG this was FUCKING HILARIOUS.
@shelbytrue48484 жыл бұрын
I LOVE that Jared Fried asks if he got paid 😂😂😂
@stevehays64034 жыл бұрын
To add to his statement of calling college students soft, this is also the generation that has makes up the a huge portion of military that has been at war for 17 plus years.
@hassanmuhammad27994 жыл бұрын
He's so comfortable in front of the audience... Keep an eye on this guy's career.
@zzschulzz4 жыл бұрын
Wow, my new favorite stand-up comedian! You're a really funny cat!
@BanditBlitz764 жыл бұрын
dude deserves all the laughs
@chethanrao99944 жыл бұрын
30 years later: "so there i was cracking jokes on stage and these three girls walk upto the stage.." bartender: sir, i'm gonna have to cut you off now.