Queen Elizabeth Jokes on the Day of her Funeral | Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy

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Nimesh Patel

Nimesh Patel

Күн бұрын

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@BullitCake
@BullitCake 2 жыл бұрын
if you are Indian and love anything about the British monarchy, you are officially disowned
@theguywhotrolledyou
@theguywhotrolledyou 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@soubhikmishra
@soubhikmishra 2 жыл бұрын
Preach brother....
@whocares5584
@whocares5584 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's a free country. I can be an anglophile if I want to.
@3omar3aysha
@3omar3aysha 2 жыл бұрын
Any non white Brit
@quiet7632
@quiet7632 2 жыл бұрын
Add Caribbean folk, Chinese, South Africans, Indigenous Australians, Native Americans.
@V1nayk
@V1nayk 2 жыл бұрын
To Sheena the indian women who was justifying slavery and colonization by saying the queen didn't started it. Well she didn't started it but she sure did carried on without any remorse . And also she didn't gave a fu*k about you or any non white people in fact if it was up to her you would be living here in India forever 😂
@kikicantu5934
@kikicantu5934 2 жыл бұрын
truth
@shreyaskumarrath721
@shreyaskumarrath721 Жыл бұрын
We are special because we ain't black or white. Own it 🔥
@Alex1981J
@Alex1981J Жыл бұрын
what should the queen, do walk around crying daily about something her ancestors did?
@judas6256
@judas6256 Жыл бұрын
​@@Alex1981Japologise
@manojatre4931
@manojatre4931 8 ай бұрын
Aaighali sheena
@scottm7079
@scottm7079 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh the Prince Andrew joke. This whole sets fire. He really handled the American dudes well. If he hadn't checked them a couple times they would've gotten way out of hand. But he still kept them on his side too. His crowd work is always impressive.
@crimsoneros933
@crimsoneros933 2 жыл бұрын
For real... a true comedian...
@mp9305
@mp9305 Жыл бұрын
tbh his american shows are way better. he doesn't get the british context enough
@VARMOT123
@VARMOT123 2 жыл бұрын
american extroverts in the front row making more noise than the entire stubborn british crowd . each of those groups living up to their stereotypes lol
@PianoGuy1990
@PianoGuy1990 2 жыл бұрын
Just add the Ganges with people bathing, urinating, defecating in after the dead were dumped off their funeral Pires. I have many Indian friends who are Doctors, professional musicians, businessmen who love the the Western ways of life much more.
@sm00gzbear
@sm00gzbear 2 жыл бұрын
YEEERRRRRR
@sidkudu4972
@sidkudu4972 2 жыл бұрын
@@PianoGuy1990 tell me you are ignorant white racist without telling me ur a ignorant white racist
@drewfu2671
@drewfu2671 2 жыл бұрын
@@PianoGuy1990 I deem your house to be unclean and unkempt by my standards. Should I move in with force, take control of your finances, and dominate every aspect of your life while paying myself for the trouble? It's all ok though, I'm just helping you out of the kindness of my heart 🥰
@thdoom81
@thdoom81 Жыл бұрын
no those guys are being rude
@tims_always_fishing7117
@tims_always_fishing7117 2 жыл бұрын
Patel and Schultz are definitely related
@veronvadivelu6134
@veronvadivelu6134 2 жыл бұрын
Both are dope but Nimesh is slicker
@arkesh110
@arkesh110 2 жыл бұрын
Brothers from diff Mothers
@vigneshganji7261
@vigneshganji7261 2 жыл бұрын
I hope nimesh gets on flagrant soon
@an1ketsharma
@an1ketsharma 2 жыл бұрын
Don't disrespect nimesh like that
@ShreyasBharadwaj
@ShreyasBharadwaj 2 жыл бұрын
Jewjarathis both.
@ronaksingh5509
@ronaksingh5509 2 жыл бұрын
Indians were more offended then white....that lady will write something about nimesh on all her social media page...im laughing hard here 🤣
@Itsgriffeys
@Itsgriffeys 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone know what she said?
@MikeLloyd1
@MikeLloyd1 2 жыл бұрын
*than
@ronaksingh5509
@ronaksingh5509 2 жыл бұрын
@@MikeLloyd1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks, i just realised.
@acswain6720
@acswain6720 Жыл бұрын
JNU bred left liberals have succeeded in destroying India's soul and future at the same time. The queen loving woman is one such example of a pervasive cancer spread to the roots of India as a nation.
@KuldeepBadoniya
@KuldeepBadoniya Жыл бұрын
her brown sepoy mode got activated. Slave offended for her master!🤣
@nitkills7070
@nitkills7070 2 жыл бұрын
Some of those Indians were far more uncomfortable than those British people and that says a lot. Thanks for this great set Nimesh, you're the GOAT. 🙏
@carmengogeidnas9670
@carmengogeidnas9670 2 жыл бұрын
What does it say about Indians/Brits? I'm honestly very curious bc I don't know much about either culture but I would really like to learn more about everybody ❤
@subhaschandrabose8454
@subhaschandrabose8454 2 жыл бұрын
Lol why are they uncomfortable, who gives a f**k for those looters
@sahasss7100
@sahasss7100 2 жыл бұрын
@@carmengogeidnas9670 The thing is there was this very small but elite population of Indians typically people who were never effected by Colonization never faced any hardships and were tools for the Brits. Post Independence these were the same people who held the Government designed India's Education System and basically formed the Indian Narrative which was just a shadow of the British Empire and was totally deracinated from the India that has a rich civilizational history of more than 8000+ years. This deracinated education system has lead to lot of people in India believe that the Brits were good, Indian civilization is a lie and stuff like that but a lot has changed post the "Internet wave" in India. People have more knowledge about a lot of things but still there are these elite people who live in India but have their hearts in the UK/US. These people typically think that Indians are less than others and colonization was somehow good for us. I've tried to encapsulate a lot for a YT comment but I hope you get the idea lol.
@tathagatabasu6544
@tathagatabasu6544 2 жыл бұрын
@@sahasss7100 You said lot of things but didn't answer the question really. If you have been to UK, you will notice the passive racism is still dominant. Many persons of colour try to avoid that by hanging out with their white friends and try to disassociate with any sort of public criticism of the monarchy to avoid hearing the 'p-word' in return. It doesn't necessarily mean that they love monarchy but they are just uncomfortable dissing them in public. Your answer is what our Indian government keeps harping about and then announce national mourning after her death.
@sahasss7100
@sahasss7100 2 жыл бұрын
@@tathagatabasu6544 You gave a different perspective to the problem, I gave mine does not really mean that either one of us has to be wrong. I'm sure what you are saying is correct but nothing is really black and white when it comes to India. And as far as the lady in the video goes she was not the person that you're describing, she literally said "The queen had nothing to do with decisions", while another "brown" lady in the same room said "she didnt care at all". I gave a broader perspective, the root of the problem, we can go in to the nuances all day long and wont reach anywhere.
@TeamProU
@TeamProU 2 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable. I applaud the joke writing to come up with this so fast and just the courage to go up there and talk about a sensitive topic, and bring truth and truth seeking to it . Nimesh is one of the best out there
@amitpatilamit
@amitpatilamit 2 жыл бұрын
Sheena is what we call "a coconut". 😆😆😆
@kenm4882
@kenm4882 Жыл бұрын
Brown on the outside, white on the inside.
@victarion1571
@victarion1571 2 жыл бұрын
Straight up savage. Mad respect!
@MrEmperor96
@MrEmperor96 2 жыл бұрын
Nimesh dropping some serious truth bombs. Mad Respect!
@OrangeSunshine15
@OrangeSunshine15 2 жыл бұрын
she loves the queen and Avicii, does she love anyone who's alive? 😂
@kevinlou1215
@kevinlou1215 2 жыл бұрын
This was solid. Need to see the whole set bro 😂😂😂
@adishkulkarni
@adishkulkarni 2 жыл бұрын
The *Jai Hind* shout at 0:35 was 😌
@ss-zz6ii
@ss-zz6ii 2 жыл бұрын
Jai hind
@kunaload6198
@kunaload6198 2 жыл бұрын
Jai Hind
@panjabipandit
@panjabipandit 2 жыл бұрын
Jai Hind
@Ba5edAF
@Ba5edAF 2 жыл бұрын
Jai hind
@Not_Deb
@Not_Deb 2 жыл бұрын
That was a real giga chad moment
@andrewlast1535
@andrewlast1535 2 жыл бұрын
Shit. I was in London when she died and Edinburgh when she was moved back and forth between the estate and the church. Was sort of bizarre? Oh. Left London as they did the two minutes of silence for her funeral. I kept trying to get away from her and her death kept directly affecting my vacation on an oddly personal way.
@RustyDustyCrusty
@RustyDustyCrusty 2 жыл бұрын
Looks like she might have some unfinished business with you personally.
@bubblegumplastic
@bubblegumplastic 2 жыл бұрын
@@RustyDustyCrusty Exactly what I was thinking. Andrew is really central in her death story
@8lata
@8lata 2 жыл бұрын
Why does this Patel laugh do much himself.
@8lata
@8lata 2 жыл бұрын
@TcoButt SmellyStench ok if you say so .
@striker44
@striker44 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@amnindermavi3566
@amnindermavi3566 2 жыл бұрын
I could see his brain buffering when the lady said avici and queen
@Gamousorg
@Gamousorg 2 жыл бұрын
How can Indian people love the queen?? Wtf
@salb5610
@salb5610 2 жыл бұрын
Colonised minds
@divyanshtiwari3547
@divyanshtiwari3547 2 жыл бұрын
people do anything for attention
@harrydh3328
@harrydh3328 2 жыл бұрын
I love the queen and I’m Indian. I was one of the lucky ones that moved to the UK. I’ve managed to sleep with all types of women.RIP your majesty.
@user-zi7kp8un3s
@user-zi7kp8un3s 2 жыл бұрын
@@harrydh3328 you got Stockholm syndrome bro 😂
@octaviogomora7884
@octaviogomora7884 2 жыл бұрын
Stockholm syndrome 🤷‍♂️
@Mukesh-oq8dx
@Mukesh-oq8dx 2 жыл бұрын
@0:35 did somebody from the crowd shout "Jai hind"? xD
@Shubham_Gurang
@Shubham_Gurang 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! 😂💪🔥
@sharuan
@sharuan 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao wtf I missed that 😂 🤣
@gaurishkelapure5032
@gaurishkelapure5032 2 жыл бұрын
Compared the queen to OJ...epic 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lutifaatagi
@lutifaatagi 2 жыл бұрын
Nimesh you did it again! Thank you for the laughs bro!
@omextracts
@omextracts 2 жыл бұрын
Always on point Nimesh Patel living legend
@scottm7079
@scottm7079 2 жыл бұрын
I love that when he switched to the "normal London" material you can hear the entire crowd start laughing for the first time because most of them were just so uncomfortable during the Lizzy material.
@Lord_OTD
@Lord_OTD 2 жыл бұрын
This is one for the ages 😹. Thank you Nimesh!
@gobbluth6910
@gobbluth6910 2 жыл бұрын
The OJ comparison 🤣🤣
@mycotrees
@mycotrees 2 жыл бұрын
that cheating on diana joke made me spit holy fuck
@enzomthethwa5861
@enzomthethwa5861 2 жыл бұрын
I have been WAITING FOR THIS!!! This is even sweeter that you're in London for this! LMFAO
@lofidigitalmonk
@lofidigitalmonk 2 жыл бұрын
That was epic! How do conduct the crowd as you do?
@positivefraud3012
@positivefraud3012 2 жыл бұрын
Nimesh is so casual with his act. Admirable!
@austinagayo8206
@austinagayo8206 2 жыл бұрын
Crowd work is awesome bro
@chrismathewjoseph1283
@chrismathewjoseph1283 2 жыл бұрын
0:34 The "Jai Hind" just swept through without being unnoticed??
@oqihm
@oqihm 2 жыл бұрын
they need to have you in Schulz’ podcast!
@AVirk
@AVirk 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant Nimesh as always!🎉
@jayp5754
@jayp5754 2 жыл бұрын
This guy's going places.
@509REDPRODUCTIONS
@509REDPRODUCTIONS 2 жыл бұрын
Guantanamo.
@naanu1104
@naanu1104 2 жыл бұрын
Unlike the Queen! Yay!!!
@nirmalmondal6899
@nirmalmondal6899 2 жыл бұрын
Men of culture
@rickblaine5429
@rickblaine5429 2 жыл бұрын
@@509REDPRODUCTIONS LOL, this comment again
@renekumar8290
@renekumar8290 Жыл бұрын
Legend has it , hes still tryna figure out when anyone would love the queen
@nikaaulshurya4606
@nikaaulshurya4606 2 жыл бұрын
exceptional intellectual n creative power. Incredible set.
@Grace-dn5ue
@Grace-dn5ue 2 жыл бұрын
See how uncomfortable they start getting when you speak on actual facts about the family ?
@Alex1981J
@Alex1981J Жыл бұрын
not uncomfortable, just nothing to laugh at, people take the piss out of monarchy all the time, all been done before, if its funny, people will laugh if its not funny people won't laugh, this guy isn't funny in the slightest
@Namadadi_iddi
@Namadadi_iddi 9 ай бұрын
Brit😂😂😂😂​@@Alex1981J
@striker44
@striker44 5 ай бұрын
​@@Alex1981Jyou are an uncomfortable brit. 😂
@vatsal7640
@vatsal7640 4 ай бұрын
Or maybe jokes were unfunny?
@vatsal7640
@vatsal7640 4 ай бұрын
​​@@striker44ok pa Jeet 😂🤣🤣😂
@donnyj9487
@donnyj9487 2 жыл бұрын
The American guys on the side got that Trump 2020 energy 😂. Even outside of their own company.
@leonfit1131
@leonfit1131 Жыл бұрын
Finally someone with balls 👏
@kalyanjyotikalita6680
@kalyanjyotikalita6680 2 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥🙏✊History will remember this bit 😂
@vickboss6751
@vickboss6751 Жыл бұрын
Love u man. Love from India🇮🇳
@yashwardhanchauhan8843
@yashwardhanchauhan8843 Жыл бұрын
lmao the accent in the end killed me 😂
@ap-oi7te
@ap-oi7te 2 жыл бұрын
0:35 JAI HIND😂😂😂😂😂
@ss-zz6ii
@ss-zz6ii 2 жыл бұрын
Jai hind
@siddhantsharma6031
@siddhantsharma6031 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed that set through out the time!
@outlawdg
@outlawdg 2 жыл бұрын
I was half tempted to go to this show but couldn't make it, hope he comes back one day
@Neukids
@Neukids 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your losses. India and Africa: Yeah, trillions of $ and millions dead
@hamadisaaq6561
@hamadisaaq6561 2 жыл бұрын
🐐 shit coming up with these so quickly 😂😭
@devalshah69
@devalshah69 2 жыл бұрын
Damn good man,loved it.
@anitarichmond8930
@anitarichmond8930 2 жыл бұрын
Funny as hell 🔥
@noxthenerd
@noxthenerd Жыл бұрын
This shit gonna be recorded and taught in comedy classes in 40 years
@SaaharaGlaude
@SaaharaGlaude 2 жыл бұрын
So funny!!! Will definitely see him in US! Great laughter - LONG LIVE CONEDY!!
@victarion1571
@victarion1571 2 жыл бұрын
I'll pay for the whole set
@juanpecan7089
@juanpecan7089 2 жыл бұрын
The disrespect... *standing ovation* God wanted you to be in England that day.
@markyork1
@markyork1 2 жыл бұрын
Felt like nemish was holding back
@ThoughtsonThoughtsandFeelings
@ThoughtsonThoughtsandFeelings Жыл бұрын
the content we need rn
@dvdragon
@dvdragon 2 жыл бұрын
You got balls Nimesh!
@Simron903
@Simron903 Жыл бұрын
Sadly ,only one now
@jeanjacquesjell5431
@jeanjacquesjell5431 2 жыл бұрын
yo the brits were not comfortable by the jokes LOLOLOLOL
@the_loud_one9883
@the_loud_one9883 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else here that guys say be funny 5:45
@zechs5079
@zechs5079 2 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong
@footballhub89
@footballhub89 Жыл бұрын
@@zechs5079 🤡
@realjeetpatel
@realjeetpatel 2 жыл бұрын
Such a legend!
@lurvecr
@lurvecr 2 жыл бұрын
oh man freaking hilarious.🔥🔥
@negayoratshitsuki5264
@negayoratshitsuki5264 2 жыл бұрын
thanks for the video . needed something to watch
@chanceneck8072
@chanceneck8072 2 жыл бұрын
Thank god there are no taboos in comedy. 😊😇 Thanks for keeping that a thing. 👍🤝
@mayankndasannacharya6292
@mayankndasannacharya6292 2 жыл бұрын
Love British crowds, having a good time not worrying about trying to cancel anyone.
@shambhaggoe9077
@shambhaggoe9077 Жыл бұрын
British crowds and people in general are boring.
@blackman7186
@blackman7186 2 жыл бұрын
Those are some mad jokes! Lmao
@chintanpatel2022
@chintanpatel2022 2 жыл бұрын
good one bhai. I love the way you do crowdwork
@maverickreal09
@maverickreal09 2 жыл бұрын
1.5 seconds in, and he's already killing it.
@Indian07850
@Indian07850 2 жыл бұрын
rip queen (rest in pain)
@BhargavaJaisimha
@BhargavaJaisimha 5 ай бұрын
Maaannnn i have seen this so many times hahahhaha this makes me laugh my ass of so much😂😂😂 Fucking love it
@yashoboy21
@yashoboy21 2 жыл бұрын
LOVE FROM INDIA BRO
@siddharthabharadwaj6159
@siddharthabharadwaj6159 2 жыл бұрын
Solid set
@PurppBhabee
@PurppBhabee 2 жыл бұрын
So nobody gonna talk about the random "FUCK YOU" at the beginning 😂😂😂
@beliebigkeit
@beliebigkeit Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was a „fuck yeah“
@JasperJHwang
@JasperJHwang Жыл бұрын
Laugh out loud content. God. Cried until I teared.
@509REDPRODUCTIONS
@509REDPRODUCTIONS 2 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this 🙏🏾
@vinjagvijya
@vinjagvijya 2 жыл бұрын
4:30 the cheers damm
@shikharsharma6399
@shikharsharma6399 Жыл бұрын
This was a great set! 😂
@BAYBEEKITN
@BAYBEEKITN 2 жыл бұрын
🔥 as always! sorry i missed you
@siduozhang8624
@siduozhang8624 2 жыл бұрын
Full set plz
@tnkn969
@tnkn969 Жыл бұрын
You were on point Nimesh! Funny but so true!
@AIII-28242
@AIII-28242 Жыл бұрын
GOAT ! ! ! Mad smart!
@toothpastehombre
@toothpastehombre Жыл бұрын
Damn, this set killed
@jeminpatel5710
@jeminpatel5710 2 жыл бұрын
He is fking brutal
@hernandezanthony30
@hernandezanthony30 2 жыл бұрын
USA USA USA!!!!!! lmfao
@sharinganuser1539
@sharinganuser1539 2 жыл бұрын
EDM on funeral .....nimesh should go to honeymoon more often...🤣🤣
@randmht9976
@randmht9976 2 жыл бұрын
Great man.
@CiceroSpeaketh
@CiceroSpeaketh 2 жыл бұрын
Who are these Indians who love the queen? And why?
@i_am_funny
@i_am_funny 2 жыл бұрын
Mommy issues
@kimjong-z3n
@kimjong-z3n 3 ай бұрын
stockholm syndrome
@pranjalmehta263
@pranjalmehta263 2 жыл бұрын
Where was this show?
@PomegranatesWeather
@PomegranatesWeather 2 жыл бұрын
probably London my fault maybe 🗽
@prakashtiwari8003
@prakashtiwari8003 2 жыл бұрын
London
@skyluke9476
@skyluke9476 2 жыл бұрын
The two most important people in my life are The Queen of England, and Ronald McDonald. They couldn't be more alike
@TruthSeekerAlwaysOfficial
@TruthSeekerAlwaysOfficial Жыл бұрын
My man🤣🤟
@enigmastigma589
@enigmastigma589 Жыл бұрын
Looooooool brooo that was hilarious
@riaagarwal6840
@riaagarwal6840 2 жыл бұрын
Bloody British!! They would not even leave Stockholm syndrome 😂😂
@penmuni3833
@penmuni3833 Жыл бұрын
Nimesh Patel really doesn't give a F@&k. He is the George Carlin of our time.
@neiljohnson5351
@neiljohnson5351 Жыл бұрын
Nimesh is good but George Carlin?! Are you fuckin serious?!?!
@ThePreityEffect
@ThePreityEffect 2 жыл бұрын
Too good
@sayz1000
@sayz1000 Жыл бұрын
You're too funny on the stage dude 🤣
@robertricketts5467
@robertricketts5467 9 ай бұрын
Thimble hats! Brilliant!
@cariechasinghawk265
@cariechasinghawk265 8 ай бұрын
Dont forget America still thinks the are independent....thats HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 SILLY! THE BEST JOKE
@hardicktalukdar3699
@hardicktalukdar3699 2 жыл бұрын
Love you mah man
@Mukesh-oq8dx
@Mukesh-oq8dx 2 жыл бұрын
@12:37 What did she say?
@lel3923
@lel3923 2 жыл бұрын
Not entirely sure but, "Our parents are responsible for a lot of things. That's why I'm here and you're there."
@kevinpozo6812
@kevinpozo6812 Жыл бұрын
@@lel3923 Thank you.
@kshinokevin
@kshinokevin 7 ай бұрын
"Sorry for all of your losses. I know your Grandma (Nana or Lola) died."
@leechang6896
@leechang6896 2 жыл бұрын
His laugh 😂😂😂😂
@dudelezz6446
@dudelezz6446 2 жыл бұрын
And here I was thinking the American Indians were whitewashed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@striker44
@striker44 5 ай бұрын
Indians are more whitewashhed than American Indians.
@Lucky14970
@Lucky14970 2 жыл бұрын
nice work
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