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Queen Elizabeth Jokes on the Day of her Funeral | Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy

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Nimesh Patel

Nimesh Patel

Күн бұрын

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@BullitCake
@BullitCake Жыл бұрын
if you are Indian and love anything about the British monarchy, you are officially disowned
@theguywhotrolledyou
@theguywhotrolledyou Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@soubhikmishra
@soubhikmishra Жыл бұрын
Preach brother....
@whocares5584
@whocares5584 Жыл бұрын
Nah, it's a free country. I can be an anglophile if I want to.
@3omar3aysha
@3omar3aysha Жыл бұрын
Any non white Brit
@quiet7632
@quiet7632 Жыл бұрын
Add Caribbean folk, Chinese, South Africans, Indigenous Australians, Native Americans.
@aaighatli6796
@aaighatli6796 Жыл бұрын
To Sheena the indian women who was justifying slavery and colonization by saying the queen didn't started it. Well she didn't started it but she sure did carried on without any remorse . And also she didn't gave a fu*k about you or any non white people in fact if it was up to her you would be living here in India forever 😂
@kikicantu5934
@kikicantu5934 Жыл бұрын
truth
@shreyaskumarrath721
@shreyaskumarrath721 Жыл бұрын
We are special because we ain't black or white. Own it 🔥
@Alex1981J
@Alex1981J Жыл бұрын
what should the queen, do walk around crying daily about something her ancestors did?
@judas6256
@judas6256 10 ай бұрын
​@@Alex1981Japologise
@manojatre4931
@manojatre4931 4 ай бұрын
Aaighali sheena
@scottm7079
@scottm7079 Жыл бұрын
Bruh the Prince Andrew joke. This whole sets fire. He really handled the American dudes well. If he hadn't checked them a couple times they would've gotten way out of hand. But he still kept them on his side too. His crowd work is always impressive.
@crimsoneros933
@crimsoneros933 Жыл бұрын
For real... a true comedian...
@mp9305
@mp9305 Жыл бұрын
tbh his american shows are way better. he doesn't get the british context enough
@nitkills7070
@nitkills7070 Жыл бұрын
Some of those Indians were far more uncomfortable than those British people and that says a lot. Thanks for this great set Nimesh, you're the GOAT. 🙏
@carmengogeidnas9670
@carmengogeidnas9670 Жыл бұрын
What does it say about Indians/Brits? I'm honestly very curious bc I don't know much about either culture but I would really like to learn more about everybody ❤
@subhaschandrabose8454
@subhaschandrabose8454 Жыл бұрын
Lol why are they uncomfortable, who gives a f**k for those looters
@sahasss7100
@sahasss7100 Жыл бұрын
@@carmengogeidnas9670 The thing is there was this very small but elite population of Indians typically people who were never effected by Colonization never faced any hardships and were tools for the Brits. Post Independence these were the same people who held the Government designed India's Education System and basically formed the Indian Narrative which was just a shadow of the British Empire and was totally deracinated from the India that has a rich civilizational history of more than 8000+ years. This deracinated education system has lead to lot of people in India believe that the Brits were good, Indian civilization is a lie and stuff like that but a lot has changed post the "Internet wave" in India. People have more knowledge about a lot of things but still there are these elite people who live in India but have their hearts in the UK/US. These people typically think that Indians are less than others and colonization was somehow good for us. I've tried to encapsulate a lot for a YT comment but I hope you get the idea lol.
@tathagatabasu6544
@tathagatabasu6544 Жыл бұрын
@@sahasss7100 You said lot of things but didn't answer the question really. If you have been to UK, you will notice the passive racism is still dominant. Many persons of colour try to avoid that by hanging out with their white friends and try to disassociate with any sort of public criticism of the monarchy to avoid hearing the 'p-word' in return. It doesn't necessarily mean that they love monarchy but they are just uncomfortable dissing them in public. Your answer is what our Indian government keeps harping about and then announce national mourning after her death.
@sahasss7100
@sahasss7100 Жыл бұрын
@@tathagatabasu6544 You gave a different perspective to the problem, I gave mine does not really mean that either one of us has to be wrong. I'm sure what you are saying is correct but nothing is really black and white when it comes to India. And as far as the lady in the video goes she was not the person that you're describing, she literally said "The queen had nothing to do with decisions", while another "brown" lady in the same room said "she didnt care at all". I gave a broader perspective, the root of the problem, we can go in to the nuances all day long and wont reach anywhere.
@ronaksingh5509
@ronaksingh5509 Жыл бұрын
Indians were more offended then white....that lady will write something about nimesh on all her social media page...im laughing hard here 🤣
@Itsgriffeys
@Itsgriffeys Жыл бұрын
Anyone know what she said?
@MichaelLLloyd
@MichaelLLloyd Жыл бұрын
*than
@ronaksingh5509
@ronaksingh5509 Жыл бұрын
@@MichaelLLloyd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks, i just realised.
@acswain6720
@acswain6720 Жыл бұрын
JNU bred left liberals have succeeded in destroying India's soul and future at the same time. The queen loving woman is one such example of a pervasive cancer spread to the roots of India as a nation.
@KuldeepBadoniya
@KuldeepBadoniya 10 ай бұрын
her brown sepoy mode got activated. Slave offended for her master!🤣
@VARMOT123
@VARMOT123 Жыл бұрын
american extroverts in the front row making more noise than the entire stubborn british crowd . each of those groups living up to their stereotypes lol
@PianoGuy1990
@PianoGuy1990 Жыл бұрын
Just add the Ganges with people bathing, urinating, defecating in after the dead were dumped off their funeral Pires. I have many Indian friends who are Doctors, professional musicians, businessmen who love the the Western ways of life much more.
@sm00gzbear
@sm00gzbear Жыл бұрын
YEEERRRRRR
@sidkudu4972
@sidkudu4972 Жыл бұрын
@@PianoGuy1990 tell me you are ignorant white racist without telling me ur a ignorant white racist
@drewfu2671
@drewfu2671 Жыл бұрын
@@PianoGuy1990 I deem your house to be unclean and unkempt by my standards. Should I move in with force, take control of your finances, and dominate every aspect of your life while paying myself for the trouble? It's all ok though, I'm just helping you out of the kindness of my heart 🥰
@thdoom81
@thdoom81 Жыл бұрын
no those guys are being rude
@tims_always_fishing7117
@tims_always_fishing7117 Жыл бұрын
Patel and Schultz are definitely related
@veronvadivelu6134
@veronvadivelu6134 Жыл бұрын
Both are dope but Nimesh is slicker
@arkesh110
@arkesh110 Жыл бұрын
Brothers from diff Mothers
@vigneshganji7261
@vigneshganji7261 Жыл бұрын
I hope nimesh gets on flagrant soon
@an1ketsharma
@an1ketsharma Жыл бұрын
Don't disrespect nimesh like that
@ShreyasBharadwaj
@ShreyasBharadwaj Жыл бұрын
Jewjarathis both.
@TeamProU
@TeamProU Жыл бұрын
Unbelievable. I applaud the joke writing to come up with this so fast and just the courage to go up there and talk about a sensitive topic, and bring truth and truth seeking to it . Nimesh is one of the best out there
@amitpatilamit
@amitpatilamit Жыл бұрын
Sheena is what we call "a coconut". 😆😆😆
@kenm4882
@kenm4882 10 ай бұрын
Brown on the outside, white on the inside.
@victarion1571
@victarion1571 Жыл бұрын
Straight up savage. Mad respect!
@adishkulkarni
@adishkulkarni Жыл бұрын
The *Jai Hind* shout at 0:35 was 😌
@ss-zz6ii
@ss-zz6ii Жыл бұрын
Jai hind
@kunaload6198
@kunaload6198 Жыл бұрын
Jai Hind
@panjabipandit
@panjabipandit Жыл бұрын
Jai Hind
@Ba5edAF
@Ba5edAF Жыл бұрын
Jai hind
@Not_Deb
@Not_Deb Жыл бұрын
That was a real giga chad moment
@MrEmperor96
@MrEmperor96 Жыл бұрын
Nimesh dropping some serious truth bombs. Mad Respect!
@kevinlou1215
@kevinlou1215 Жыл бұрын
This was solid. Need to see the whole set bro 😂😂😂
@OrangeSunshine15
@OrangeSunshine15 Жыл бұрын
she loves the queen and Avicii, does she love anyone who's alive? 😂
@Lord_OTD
@Lord_OTD Жыл бұрын
This is one for the ages 😹. Thank you Nimesh!
@amnindermavi3566
@amnindermavi3566 Жыл бұрын
I could see his brain buffering when the lady said avici and queen
@andrewlast1535
@andrewlast1535 Жыл бұрын
Shit. I was in London when she died and Edinburgh when she was moved back and forth between the estate and the church. Was sort of bizarre? Oh. Left London as they did the two minutes of silence for her funeral. I kept trying to get away from her and her death kept directly affecting my vacation on an oddly personal way.
@RustyDustyCrusty
@RustyDustyCrusty Жыл бұрын
Looks like she might have some unfinished business with you personally.
@bubblegumplastic
@bubblegumplastic Жыл бұрын
@@RustyDustyCrusty Exactly what I was thinking. Andrew is really central in her death story
@8lata
@8lata Жыл бұрын
Why does this Patel laugh do much himself.
@8lata
@8lata Жыл бұрын
@TcoButt SmellyStench ok if you say so .
@striker44
@striker44 29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@Mukesh-oq8dx
@Mukesh-oq8dx Жыл бұрын
@0:35 did somebody from the crowd shout "Jai hind"? xD
@Shubham_Gurang
@Shubham_Gurang Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! 😂💪🔥
@sharuan
@sharuan Жыл бұрын
Lmao wtf I missed that 😂 🤣
@gaurishkelapure5032
@gaurishkelapure5032 Жыл бұрын
Compared the queen to OJ...epic 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@omextracts
@omextracts Жыл бұрын
Always on point Nimesh Patel living legend
@scottm7079
@scottm7079 Жыл бұрын
I love that when he switched to the "normal London" material you can hear the entire crowd start laughing for the first time because most of them were just so uncomfortable during the Lizzy material.
@lutifaatagi
@lutifaatagi Жыл бұрын
Nimesh you did it again! Thank you for the laughs bro!
@enzomthethwa5861
@enzomthethwa5861 Жыл бұрын
I have been WAITING FOR THIS!!! This is even sweeter that you're in London for this! LMFAO
@Kitoonsorg
@Kitoonsorg Жыл бұрын
How can Indian people love the queen?? Wtf
@salb5610
@salb5610 Жыл бұрын
Colonised minds
@divyanshtiwari3547
@divyanshtiwari3547 Жыл бұрын
people do anything for attention
@harrydh3328
@harrydh3328 Жыл бұрын
I love the queen and I’m Indian. I was one of the lucky ones that moved to the UK. I’ve managed to sleep with all types of women.RIP your majesty.
@user-zi7kp8un3s
@user-zi7kp8un3s Жыл бұрын
@@harrydh3328 you got Stockholm syndrome bro 😂
@octaviogomora7884
@octaviogomora7884 Жыл бұрын
Stockholm syndrome 🤷‍♂️
@gobbluth6910
@gobbluth6910 Жыл бұрын
The OJ comparison 🤣🤣
@chrismathewjoseph1283
@chrismathewjoseph1283 Жыл бұрын
0:34 The "Jai Hind" just swept through without being unnoticed??
@positivefraud3012
@positivefraud3012 Жыл бұрын
Nimesh is so casual with his act. Admirable!
@mycotrees
@mycotrees Жыл бұрын
that cheating on diana joke made me spit holy fuck
@ap-oi7te
@ap-oi7te Жыл бұрын
0:35 JAI HIND😂😂😂😂😂
@ss-zz6ii
@ss-zz6ii Жыл бұрын
Jai hind
@Grace-dn5ue
@Grace-dn5ue Жыл бұрын
See how uncomfortable they start getting when you speak on actual facts about the family ?
@Alex1981J
@Alex1981J Жыл бұрын
not uncomfortable, just nothing to laugh at, people take the piss out of monarchy all the time, all been done before, if its funny, people will laugh if its not funny people won't laugh, this guy isn't funny in the slightest
@Namadadi_iddi
@Namadadi_iddi 5 ай бұрын
Brit😂😂😂😂​@@Alex1981J
@striker44
@striker44 29 күн бұрын
​@@Alex1981Jyou are an uncomfortable brit. 😂
@oqihm
@oqihm Жыл бұрын
they need to have you in Schulz’ podcast!
@nikaaulshurya4606
@nikaaulshurya4606 Жыл бұрын
exceptional intellectual n creative power. Incredible set.
@jayp5754
@jayp5754 Жыл бұрын
This guy's going places.
@509REDPRODUCTIONS
@509REDPRODUCTIONS Жыл бұрын
Guantanamo.
@naanu1104
@naanu1104 Жыл бұрын
Unlike the Queen! Yay!!!
@nirmalmondal6899
@nirmalmondal6899 Жыл бұрын
Men of culture
@rickblaine5429
@rickblaine5429 Жыл бұрын
@@509REDPRODUCTIONS LOL, this comment again
@yashwardhanchauhan8843
@yashwardhanchauhan8843 11 ай бұрын
lmao the accent in the end killed me 😂
@austinagayo8206
@austinagayo8206 Жыл бұрын
Crowd work is awesome bro
@leonfit1131
@leonfit1131 Жыл бұрын
Finally someone with balls 👏
@kalyanjyotikalita6680
@kalyanjyotikalita6680 Жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥🙏✊History will remember this bit 😂
@renekumar8290
@renekumar8290 Жыл бұрын
Legend has it , hes still tryna figure out when anyone would love the queen
@AVirk
@AVirk Жыл бұрын
Brilliant Nimesh as always!🎉
@donnyj9487
@donnyj9487 Жыл бұрын
The American guys on the side got that Trump 2020 energy 😂. Even outside of their own company.
@outlawdg
@outlawdg Жыл бұрын
I was half tempted to go to this show but couldn't make it, hope he comes back one day
@realjeetpatel
@realjeetpatel Жыл бұрын
Such a legend!
@lofidigitalmonk
@lofidigitalmonk Жыл бұрын
That was epic! How do conduct the crowd as you do?
@Neukids
@Neukids Жыл бұрын
Sorry for your losses. India and Africa: Yeah, trillions of $ and millions dead
@vickboss6751
@vickboss6751 Жыл бұрын
Love u man. Love from India🇮🇳
@SaaharaGlaude
@SaaharaGlaude Жыл бұрын
So funny!!! Will definitely see him in US! Great laughter - LONG LIVE CONEDY!!
@hamadisaaq6561
@hamadisaaq6561 Жыл бұрын
🐐 shit coming up with these so quickly 😂😭
@siddhantsharma6031
@siddhantsharma6031 Жыл бұрын
I enjoyed that set through out the time!
@juanpecan7089
@juanpecan7089 Жыл бұрын
The disrespect... *standing ovation* God wanted you to be in England that day.
@the_loud_one9883
@the_loud_one9883 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else here that guys say be funny 5:45
@zechs5079
@zechs5079 Жыл бұрын
He's not wrong
@footballhub89
@footballhub89 Жыл бұрын
@@zechs5079 🤡
@victarion1571
@victarion1571 Жыл бұрын
I'll pay for the whole set
@markyork1
@markyork1 Жыл бұрын
Felt like nemish was holding back
@chanceneck8072
@chanceneck8072 Жыл бұрын
Thank god there are no taboos in comedy. 😊😇 Thanks for keeping that a thing. 👍🤝
@CiceroSpeaketh
@CiceroSpeaketh Жыл бұрын
Who are these Indians who love the queen? And why?
@i_am_funny
@i_am_funny Жыл бұрын
Mommy issues
@Indian07850
@Indian07850 Жыл бұрын
rip queen (rest in pain)
@jeanjacquesjell5431
@jeanjacquesjell5431 Жыл бұрын
yo the brits were not comfortable by the jokes LOLOLOLOL
@anitarichmond8930
@anitarichmond8930 Жыл бұрын
Funny as hell 🔥
@devalshah69
@devalshah69 Жыл бұрын
Damn good man,loved it.
@noxthenerd
@noxthenerd Жыл бұрын
This shit gonna be recorded and taught in comedy classes in 40 years
@dvdragon
@dvdragon Жыл бұрын
You got balls Nimesh!
@Simron903
@Simron903 11 ай бұрын
Sadly ,only one now
@JasperJHwang
@JasperJHwang 11 ай бұрын
Laugh out loud content. God. Cried until I teared.
@mayankndasannacharya6292
@mayankndasannacharya6292 Жыл бұрын
Love British crowds, having a good time not worrying about trying to cancel anyone.
@shambhaggoe9077
@shambhaggoe9077 Жыл бұрын
British crowds and people in general are boring.
@maverickreal09
@maverickreal09 Жыл бұрын
1.5 seconds in, and he's already killing it.
@AutisticEthics
@AutisticEthics 10 ай бұрын
the content we need rn
@blackman7186
@blackman7186 Жыл бұрын
Those are some mad jokes! Lmao
@dudelezz6446
@dudelezz6446 Жыл бұрын
And here I was thinking the American Indians were whitewashed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@striker44
@striker44 29 күн бұрын
Indians are more whitewashhed than American Indians.
@penmuni3833
@penmuni3833 Жыл бұрын
Nimesh Patel really doesn't give a F@&k. He is the George Carlin of our time.
@neiljohnson5351
@neiljohnson5351 8 ай бұрын
Nimesh is good but George Carlin?! Are you fuckin serious?!?!
@tnkn969
@tnkn969 10 ай бұрын
You were on point Nimesh! Funny but so true!
@skyluke9476
@skyluke9476 Жыл бұрын
The two most important people in my life are The Queen of England, and Ronald McDonald. They couldn't be more alike
@AIII-28242
@AIII-28242 11 ай бұрын
GOAT ! ! ! Mad smart!
@jeminpatel5710
@jeminpatel5710 Жыл бұрын
He is fking brutal
@yashoboy21
@yashoboy21 Жыл бұрын
LOVE FROM INDIA BRO
@PurppBhabee
@PurppBhabee Жыл бұрын
So nobody gonna talk about the random "FUCK YOU" at the beginning 😂😂😂
@beliebigkeit
@beliebigkeit 11 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it was a „fuck yeah“
@negayoratshitsuki5264
@negayoratshitsuki5264 Жыл бұрын
thanks for the video . needed something to watch
@vinjagvijya
@vinjagvijya Жыл бұрын
4:30 the cheers damm
@sharinganuser1539
@sharinganuser1539 Жыл бұрын
EDM on funeral .....nimesh should go to honeymoon more often...🤣🤣
@chintanpatel2022
@chintanpatel2022 Жыл бұрын
good one bhai. I love the way you do crowdwork
@hernandezanthony30
@hernandezanthony30 Жыл бұрын
USA USA USA!!!!!! lmfao
@kshinokevin
@kshinokevin 3 ай бұрын
"Sorry for all of your losses. I know your Grandma (Nana or Lola) died."
@lurvecr
@lurvecr Жыл бұрын
oh man freaking hilarious.🔥🔥
@509REDPRODUCTIONS
@509REDPRODUCTIONS Жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this 🙏🏾
@riaagarwal6840
@riaagarwal6840 Жыл бұрын
Bloody British!! They would not even leave Stockholm syndrome 😂😂
@mauriciosuarez7420
@mauriciosuarez7420 Жыл бұрын
Just took a crap on the whole country 😳
@toothpastehombre
@toothpastehombre Жыл бұрын
Damn, this set killed
@siddharthabharadwaj6159
@siddharthabharadwaj6159 Жыл бұрын
Solid set
@RRAVR
@RRAVR Жыл бұрын
I think Patel had something to do with the "incident" 😳
@striker44
@striker44 29 күн бұрын
What incident?
@jaisitagram
@jaisitagram Жыл бұрын
He woke up and chose massacre!
@supersonja988
@supersonja988 Жыл бұрын
🔥 as always! sorry i missed you
@shikharsharma6399
@shikharsharma6399 Жыл бұрын
This was a great set! 😂
@oliviawells3764
@oliviawells3764 Жыл бұрын
he was finishing AND the queen died on my birthday 🙌🏼🙌🏼
@norgtube
@norgtube Жыл бұрын
Oh my god you're killing me
@enigmastigma589
@enigmastigma589 Жыл бұрын
Looooooool brooo that was hilarious
@sayz1000
@sayz1000 Жыл бұрын
You're too funny on the stage dude 🤣
@BhargavaJaisimha
@BhargavaJaisimha 26 күн бұрын
Maaannnn i have seen this so many times hahahhaha this makes me laugh my ass of so much😂😂😂 Fucking love it
@waseemshahzad4848
@waseemshahzad4848 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks the guys in the haley and essential tops are absolute wet wipes. Jumping around like kids. Just bloody laugh like a human
@randmht9976
@randmht9976 Жыл бұрын
Great man.
@ThePreityEffect
@ThePreityEffect Жыл бұрын
Too good
@prs26
@prs26 Жыл бұрын
this guy is hardcore
@robertricketts5467
@robertricketts5467 5 ай бұрын
Thimble hats! Brilliant!
@mohitsharma1
@mohitsharma1 Жыл бұрын
The Americans being American smh!
@striker44
@striker44 29 күн бұрын
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