Injured by Laughter - Jerma Streams Wrestling Empire (Long Edit #1)

[@kcat420]

2:14:40 me watching that one clip of Jerma

[@AshAdkins22]

I hate that i instantly knew the name of the video too once i heard the clip

[@danielzheng2242]

@@AshAdkins22 which clip (for the new watchers)

[@audreycoleman1588]

@@danielzheng2242 they might be referring to the clip of him hitting himself in the face

[@oxyhime9784]

P

[@AshAdkins22]

@@danielzheng2242 the video is "700,000 more games*", it's on 2ndJerma

[@wevegottrouble5891]

The idea that Mr. Satan would show up to a Charity match and beat someone up so bad that they end in a wheelchair is just the type of dark humor I enjoy.

[@shmillbe3390]

It's also one of the many real crimes jerma has done

[@rocknepoovey4381]

You probably would find the idea of a dentist cheap-shot punching idubbbz during a charity bout boxing match hilarious

[@forbidden6543]

Like that episode of DBZ where Mr. Satan gave a main event champion food poison and he took him out easily.

[@barcode3158]

@@rocknepoovey4381 cheap shot dentist lol. You act like you work somewhere other than mcdonalds.

[@embro674]

2:41:43

[@PowerGlove84]

2:00:41 "this will be my biggest win yet" *instantly gets stomped out and has his belt thrown out the ring within seconds*

[@epj0211]

What did he expect going face-to-face with MR SATAN, THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD?

[@majorborngusfluunduch8694]

I've never wheezed harder in my whole life.

[@limcw6092]

My sides lmao

[@xerxes6627]

23:47 "Oh my god it worked!" - Anyone who has ever landed a spinning punch

[@dr.jacksonbright5723]

In absolute fucking TEARS as Jerma realizes he basically ordered the crippling of his opponent for a charity match 😂

[@jeremytitus9519]

Sorry Skye4, your chapters are not accurate. The Wrestling Arc does not begin at 3:36. The Wrestling Arc began the day Jerma was BORN.

[@glikcat]

-314922:00:00 The Jerma Wrestling Arc Begins 0:00 Intro

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@glikcat Your comment is so beautiful it makes my CHEST hurt

[@VortexKiller2]

@The Jerma985 No, he was conceived BY the Ring. (That's a little nod to the Lord of the Rings Jerma streams btw)

[@user-M2CE]

@@VortexKiller2 He's Reman Cyrodiil but for wrestling. He's just as FUCKED too.

[@javierserrano349]

@@VortexKiller2 Born in the fires at the Battle of Home Depot

[@PreeSpunky]

1:20:03 I can confirm Jerma used to film weddings - he filmed my uncle's wedding a few years back. He spent the whole time eating all the appetizers, stealing the silverware, and pushing the little cousins into the nearby river. Security tried to remove him, but he was so short he would just run into a crowd and would disguise himself as one of the kids. Also the marriage was annulled the next day.

[@Freakkay]

this sounds like something a charborg fan would say 💀

[@victoriouswinner7745]

@@Freakkaynot really, just they both have a lot of parallels. Atleast jerma has hair, though

[@deadbeef576]

What about the orange juice? Did he drink all the orange juice?

[@notsandwich2322]

No but he ate all the Oreos and puked in the bride's bedroom.@@deadbeef576

[@mikotoh]

yeah but would you hire him again tho

[@chickengogo1683]

it kills my heart to hear him talk about his new original character shmoke while knowing what happens to him later...

[@kcat420]

Ash to ash... He lived by the Jerma and he died by the Jerma

[@InVinoVeratas]

Shmoke, the apple of Jerma's eye, had his time taken too soon by homicidal Andy... He even had the gall to deny the fact he ended Shmoke's life. He truly the most sus of them all.

[@auto144p6]

"He died of natural causes"..... oookay Jerma.

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

Yeah shmoke betrays Jerma(he actually does high five Lucy Lakes I didn't see it the first few times but if you keep an eye on her and shmoke he high fives her) and Mr. Satan gets revenge the best wrestling arc not mentioned on air You could make a religion out of this

[@officialwyattthesans12345]

Actually, he's still alive. You can talk to the dead in the game as they're sent to the legends company.

[@KazangKazoom]

The big speech followed by the slow beatdown at 2:00:52 with Duke Miniman throwing the belt out of the ring makes me cackle every single time

[@destroy_fascists]

He just yeets it out omg lmaoooo

[@raimarulightning]

"This isn't about the belt! This is about blood!!!"

[@bigbeefscorcho]

2:23:06 Mr. Satan balancing there and flipping off everyone in the ring, then defying gravity and launching himself over the turnbuckle literally made me laugh til I cried

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

"Mr Satan: 6 foot 2 inches" Jesus, how small is everyone else on Dragon Ball Z, then?

[@demonkingzecksee]

its the greatest shit ive ever seen

[@xJoFaen]

DUDE YES I AGREEEEE

[@ZeallustImmortal]

​@@CopiousDoinksLLCTo be fair, Japanese average height is pretty short

[@SkelNeldory]

2:08:27 He remembers half way through the line he's supposed to sound like Mr. Satan.

[@gnaat]

The timelapses of him just bludgeoning people with various objects absolutely slay me man holy shit

[@Stapler42]

For future me, dynamite cackle is at 27:03, coach interference is at 38:33

[@Schmopit]

The way he slowly backed up to the dynamite and carefully bent to pick it up, only for it to immediately go off and him collapsing in a puddle of pink goo was perfection. Definitely one of the all-time #JERMOMENTS.

[@sweatknight1329]

2:51:09 the absolute disbelief in jerma's voice before getting smashed in the face

[@OrionDawn15]

Like a scene from an anime.

[@dombond4235]

the fact that jerma genuinely asked “IS that kanye?” about the menu music is so funny

[@Customfurball28]

ngl, i feel bad for slasher sweeny. this man was getting ready for a charity event and got the shit beat out of him, but still went to it anyways, and then coach emerson just ran in and decked him during the match, and then his reputation and career was severely damaged

[@WantSomeWhiskey818]

I love how Jerma's reaction to getting called a Heel is exactly what a Heel would be written to say

[@moguuera1197]

schmoke absolutely brutalizing jerma to death after losing a rigged tag team match is so insane that vince mcmahon wants his money back

[@Kingclaws]

I didn't laugh that hard in the jerma saga but the mr Satan saga absolutely broke me, The guy in a suit completely covered in blood and mr satan just exploding the guys nuts at the last split second of the schmoke death event fight absolutely broke me Holy shit

[@Phoenix0F8]

Does anyone else get those dreams where the only thing you're sure of is a vague feeling of unease and frustration, and you don't understand at any point what's going on, only that it's going badly and getting worse? I guess what I'm trying to say is, watching Jerma play this game is like watching someone else have one of those dreams. And it's hilarious.

[@crodleb2849]

playing it on mobile is the same feeling

[@ZeallustImmortal]

​@@crodleb2849its on mobile? Oh no

[@kittsami]

i love the sped up sections of jerma beating people with a chair

[@Mindcreat0r]

“I don’t want to lose every match, so I will instead sign literally everything about me away to them, including the ability to determine the outcome of my matches”

[@ZyxousMew]

59:54 that squeak-- 1:17:44 "I'm leaving Maple Leaf Federation" oh, are you? *gets body slammed*

[@jamescarrotcsl8]

Laughed so hard from this could feel my throat burn

[@jamescarrotcsl8]

It turned out that I had covid whilst watching this and didnt realise , rewatching now

[@victoriouswinner7745]

What a twist!

[@jamescarrotcsl8]

@@victoriouswinner7745 shit hurt but this video still makes me cry with laughter

[@victoriouswinner7745]

@@jamescarrotcsl8 fair. I don’t even have Covid and this video hurts me from laughter

[@MiMMY51]

Jerma at 46:32: "My mouth!" The weight literally hit his foot

[@martingarricks6209]

his jaw was STRETCHING this stream

[@nmr3081]

The grunts at 1:52:37 harmonize

[@JEK_VaNNNNN]

The game having the totally not Hardy Boyz deal you drugs backstage is insane.

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

i saw Nailz sell a clown a gun once

[@Cow80y]

2:53:29 INSANE streamer speaks IN TONGUES like a DEMON

[@SchrodingerMil]

Dwezezeze zes bwam a hepbe unplugged

[@theobell2002]

Jerma's XQC impression

[@zombiesalmon4997]

1:20:01 I forget that jerma used to do weddings. Imagine getting married and a few years later you start wondering where that strange wedding photographer you hired is nowadays and then going on twitch and seeing him laughing and making weird noises at a wrestling game

[@dylanvibing8148]

2:01:35 something about hearing him scream in pain followed by like 30% of his health bar disappearing is so funny to me

[@teakster03]

That killed me i’m so glad someone mentioned it lmao

[@lucasnadamas9317]

That was like 60 (SIXTY] %

[@teakster03]

@@lucasnadamas9317i got like 60% of my meat resting in my hand

[@skulkingrogue7472]

I'm not sure what's better, the fact that this is only part 1, or that intro followed by jerma progressively breaking his laugh box.

[@justdirt]

This is my 5th time watching this video all the way through. I've seen the stream and it's almost just like this, but the edits are perfect. literally no room between the moments, I've literally had to pause this video to catch my breathe.

[@skye4]

:o

[@tritan1310]

Same bro I've watched this video 5 times in the past day and a half while I'll do shit and it's still funny

[@Mikaroony]

okay I heard this was a good stream but damn. this whole video is golden

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

I'm laughing so fucking hard I am very familiar with MDickie games, but i think i have to get this one for the chaos alone

[@kodachromeraccoon5448]

Happy that we can watch these long edits while Jerma recovers from breakdancing and bear attacks, thank you skye :)

[@CrowWithTopHat]

Honestly thank you so much for these edits. Its unbelievable that we can watch them for free. They are the best way to experience this unhinged madman and i hope you have as much fun making them as we have watching them :)

[@adradox]

"I'm doing me!" >5'8 No lying, Jeremy!

[@Cow80y]

1:25:20 Lucy Lakes is totally zonked

[@NinjaAirattac]

I cant believe i just watched 3 hours of this, i dont regret it at all i was dying laughing every second lmao

[@bokagoofy]

I have never laughed harder than when we received news of Shmoke dying in his sleep.

[@tomlyne4305]

Wrestling and Jerma are the two men i love the most so this vid is such whirlwind of emotion for me

[@CoolrazrdudeGaming]

2:56:54 Perfect Ending: Mr. Satan kills his boss

[@couldbecastagna]

damn, every single time you upload im impressed by how much effort you put into these videos. you're seriously doing such a service to jerma fans everywhere. would you ever consider doing a long highlight of the monster rancher streams? I always felt like the 2ndjerma videos were a little too edited down and your style of keeping the entire setup of each joke but clipping out boring bits would work better. even if you dont, thank you so much for all your work!

[@skye4]

I can add the Monster Rancher streams to the request queue. I'm glad you like my edits :D

[@badger6728]

you know, it's refreshing to see somebody actually play the game competently after seeing the chaos of the Joel streams

[@nicpete492]

I stayed up till like 4am watching this and was incredibly tired for my first day at a new job lmao

[@user-armas]

3 years later i still have to thank you for these edits. made me a jerma fan more than any other channel.

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I’m sick so I’m spending the day rewatching old Skye Jerma edits and having a BLAST (other than being sick). Thank god we have Skye to make these streams EVEN BETTER!

[@skye4]

:D

[@Jubblegum]

27:00 You can literally hear the soul escaping his body.

[@ArcYT]

Jerma sabotaging the charity event in his favor for the dead wrestler is peak comedy

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Thank you Skye P.S Your skeleton looks healthy today The ending scene of Jerma beating his boss' head in with a chair sent me wheezing

[@skye4]

Thanks, legend

[@GarbageManPeck]

My body is in absolute disrepair after constant laughter for 3 hours. I was already sore before watching this.

[@kneenutnutter4943]

It always sounds like a methed up gerbil chewing it's way to safety from inside a block of chalk when someone tries to get out of a pin in a wrestling game.

[@EmilyAnne1013]

That is quite the description lol.

[@kcat420]

Loved Cheltie's videos on this but it's great to see more of the actual gameplay

[@InVinoVeratas]

This was quite the experience, Been a while since I laughed this hard.

[@blackheart2546]

2:41:00 RIP SMHOKE🙏🏽

[@misterroboto1]

16:24 why does he make that strange clicking noise that cats make when the see a rodent outside through a window?

[@ultimateweeabootrash]

This stream made me get this game out of curiosity, and I was pleasantly surprised that it's not just a 'haha funny streamer' game, but an actually fun game that I'd genuinely recommend.

[@Meme_Lor]

In case anyone is interested, you can get this game on Switch, so you can play this insanity on the go

[@Levyathyn]

This is my first time watching this, and oh my god... that fight against Driver 88 was the greatest comeback I've ever seen in my LIFE.

[@user-iw1nw4du8x8]

Jerma is my favourite streamer, that was said many times already, but he is the defenition of avant-garde in streaming and content-making

[@BashfulBones]

Every so often we get a gold mine stream from the sus guy

[@DragonExtinction88]

Holy shit Skye, thank you so much for doing this. These streams have been some of the best so far. So many amazing moments

[@jakedanielsen4512]

When he read "this is dark souls pvp" I imagined a game like Elden Ring but it has in-depth wrestling mechanics and you switch to this mode and beat the fuck out of eachother whenever a phantom gets too close

[@ItsBoo.]

have to come back and rewatch the best edit since he's doing part 3 tomorrow :3

[@skye4]

:o

[@NoxTuk]

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS. I've watched both streams but I know I'll love this anyway.

[@manputty933]

Jerma won match seven by spending a minute and a half beating his opponent to death with a steel folding chair.

[@Saker_]

Bless you and your brilliant edits Skye!!

[@faitttth]

stayed up late to watch this live and it was so magica l

[@gegu937]

THis literally had me in tears not able to breath and nothing has done that before.

[@takamaid]

Thank you for all your hard work, Skye! Jerma's unstoppable laughter always makes me laugh too, and this stream had so much in it.

[@jhhnn111]

Thank you so much! I don't have time to watch the entire streams and the 2nd Jerma channel's videos are just too short, I love your edits in particular!

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

jerma: wins also jerma: loses 1 skill point

[@notyourdaddude1957]

26:12 Ah yes, the well known wrestling move, the helicopter spin

[@knightogourd]

The dialogue in MDickie games are always so unnatural LOL

[@jackbennett2269]

"Everybody say goodbye" *KILLS*

[@ItsBoo.]

OMG YES I CANNOT WAIT FOR THEM TO BE DONE ALSO HEY YOU'RE MY FAVORITE JERMA EDIT CHANNEL ILY

[@skye4]

Thank you!

[@felicityc]

I went from coin game part 5 to this and he made the same enrage timer joke years apart

[@lcslndmt]

1:17:46 - this is the hardest I've ever laughed watching a stream, I almost legit passed out laughing the first time I saw it

[@fritzy8318]

I misread Tommy Hawk as Tony Hawk and was wondering what the fuck the skateboarder was doing on a wrestling game. I’m so mad.

[@mauropereira187]

37:25 best laugh

[@josho5484]

Congrats on the 100 videos! Also this edit rules

[@skye4]

:D

[@freezedriedzombi8242]

it makes me laugh so hard to think that poor 'Jerma' was groomed by that druggy guy and was being isolated from friends and family bc of him

[@felypinho020]

I can't stop laughing when he does the Mr. Satan voice 😂

[@apehawk]

I'm sure he was high in this stream because he almost dies while wheezing at anything even mildly amusing lol

[@Cocodood]

oh shit I missed this one time to watch it at 6:00 in the morning I make good life choices

[@michaelhan6731]

Oh you missed that one! Try another!

[@cragraven]

Thank you so much Skye, these stream edits are a delight!

[@jamesjohnston5749]

Mr.Satans fifth and sixth matches had me in stitches, haven't laughed that hard since the last jerma video i watched

[@GenWargrey]

love your long edits! its like watching the streams but better ;P

[@Rick.Dicker]

I can’t be the only one who has watched this video/stream more than 10 times. It’s so Fucking funny

[@auto144p6]

4:07 oh how naive we were

[@Everettalla]

Every time I watch a Jerma stream my jaw literally hurts from laughing. The recent omega streams were that way

[@Wetdoger]

thank you so much for your work

[@Blue-jy4rf]

Thank you to everyone in the comments of the 2nd jerma uploads insisting people watch the full vods

[@Coracle]

Definite Stream of the Year Nominee

[@MDPOPE]

he accepted those steroids instantly, he really did go to the gym every day

[@ZeallustImmortal]

Jermas chat both overestimating and underestimating Mr Satan (the one in DBZ) is hilarious. Mr Satan is the best fighter in the world that doesnt use Ki, he is an incredible martial artist. He won the same tournament that Piccolo, Tenshinhan, Goku, Master Roshi etc. used to fight in. Those tournaments are insane. Krillin is the strongest human though, if you allow for Ki usage.

[@Jubblegum]

1:35:05 always makes me laugh. It truly is hip to be square.

[@LowProfile0247]

Kudos for the long edits

[@GenuineRage]

doing commentary seems like the easiest way for jerma to recover health in this game and of course he ruins it by jumping all over the place and fighting his coach in the commentary booth 😂

[@supermurus]

12:09 there's a cut but the music is seamless. My time.

[@stitchfinger7678]

Scams him out of his first win, charges him for damage his opponents probably caused.