Jerma Streams - Flash Games

[@AW-1909]

Going back and watching his old streams is horrifying. All the warning signs were there, why did the authorities not act earlier? So many lives could have been spared.

[@Iron_Stigmata]

Yeah it honestly shocks me that this psychos videos are still allowed up, the signs are right there and it's scary. I know someone who got grinded :(

[@penguinman3399]

I knew someone who peeped the horror…… still miss him…

[@Hkouggbmha]

He wouldn’t stop peeping the horror

[@annabogdanowicz7213]

i think this is the current problem with platforms like youtube, by allowing this content to stay up its inspiring others to do the same as this despicable person whom i wont even name. every time i see this psycho popping up on my feed i think of all the children we’ve lost, and how it all couldve been prevented. still shocking and saddening.

[@nooneinparticular681]

I know that KZbin will claim that it's because they "don't breach their terms of service" or "he's innocent" or whatever, but we all saw the video of that innocent guy who died from his careless actions. When will youtube stop caring about infinite growth and actually protect their users?

[@scrungybingus285]

1:16:26 I love how he says “Michelangelo, Leonardo, DaVinci” like Leonardo and DaVinci are two separate people, I guess because he realized that he was just listing the ninja turtles but didn’t have time to grasp for anyone else

[@garrettoliva5154]

could have been referring to Leonardo Dicaprio and Leonardo Da Vinci separately but I highly doubt that.

[@a.s.1659]

@@garrettoliva5154 name a more iconic duo

[@garrettoliva5154]

@@a.s.1659 Jerma985 and Short Jokes

[@Progamer420_69]

yeah, its like he's so smart but he thinks that Leonardo and DaVinci are two different people

[@mrtoast244]

There is either a second Leonardo or a Second DaVinci, either way it's terrifying

[@maxweII_demon]

the One Guy telling Jeremy that "he will know fear" in a Winnie The Pooh game is so oddly threatening

[@mikotoh]

yeah but like. its true

[@TheDarkblade711]

I went to a technical high school and was in the IT shop, senior year we pooled $500 as a grand prize among most of the kids in class for who could be the first person to beat Winnie the Pooh Home Run Derby during our half hour break. It took until February for the prize to be won.

[@baronofbaobabs]

3:29:09

[@meyague]

no it isn't

[@Dilgoro]

Well no wonder his computer broke he played nearly 4 hours of virus games.

[@twodollars4u]

God, i wish i had his brain. He sees a picture from Animal Crossing and the first thing he thinks is "Beakman's World"

[@Vexcenot]

That's SpongeBob

[@alextchap99]

Animal crossdressing

[@ChuckNorrizHIM]

Gets “addicted” to the game that’s structured near exactly like a slot machine

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Jerma is my fav streamer because I also have “can’t do math” disease and it feels good to be represented

[@Iron_Stigmata]

Dyscalculia? 😭

[@LYO999]

⁠​⁠@@Iron_StigmataNo.. “can’t do math” disease

[@Iron_Stigmata]

@@LYO999 Oh ofc, silly me

[@4rumani]

You're just stupid

[@MattPieti]

47:54 "If your actual age is less than your brain age your mind is in great shape! If your brain age is older than your actual age, you just need a little work." Nice proofreading.

[@jusescrust4285]

Matt Pieti i felt like i was having a stroke

[@timb.6951]

Head I win tails you lose

[@DandyDoondin]

Jerma struggling to remember the name of phoenix wright is the funniest thing I've seen in a while

[@sunflowerscout]

woke myself up laughing at that part

[@mattrandazzo5491]

@@sunflowerscouthow tf does that work

[@user-fc2xk3uv8y]

@@mattrandazzo5491 listen while trying to sleep, get half asleep, hear bit, laugh.

[@mfavingerfv2202]

@@mattrandazzo5491damn, never got an answer 😂 just seeing this now and thinking the same thing

[@alexwright5419]

@@mfavingerfv2202Maybe listening as background noise and it fully woke them up before they drifted off

[@rattyeely]

I still can't get over how funny the song choices on the character aliment quiz are, and the fact that Jerma somehow didn't know any of those songs and his first time hearing them is in the context of this quiz

[@Otakupatriot117]

Well, every choice was pop music except beethoven. And that was the edgy choice that nobody over the age of 13 picks.

[@epicguitar1602]

Jermany: "I think these games gave me a virus." ~10 minutes later "Why is malwarebytes still running in the background, slowing my computer down?"

[@MisterSpinalzo]

"Serial killer - thats not a job, it's a lifestyle!" - Jermbo 2005

[@mossmeow]

6:52 i tried looking through the comments to see if anyone else posted the timestamp for the start of the first game but i didnt find anything. here’s the timestamp for the start of the first game just in case you also didnt find any other comments with the start timestamp

[@vixtwixx]

THANK YOU!!!

[@skipws]

I feel asleep and 3:01:26 jolted me awake in a blind panic.

[@nmhfan27]

The spongebob quiz is driving me up the WALL. Goddamnit spongebob, choosing counting stuff as his hobby and thinking it sounds fun when he failed to do so 30 minutes earlier, wife and husband, the confidence of choosing upper average and this is performance art ALL to get ms puff, GOD stay classy jerma

[@rebeccagavin1067]

1:01:21 I love how he makes a point to mention that this exact scenario happened to him two days ago and does not say what he actually did & then says he would ‘probably’ do the one he chose

[@FoxCunt]

DERANGED streamer suffers from paychosis live on stream

[@mowiewaui7412]

this is my favorite stream because jerma says hellboy 3:20:26

[@beatleobsessed99]

"I mean you can throw all kinds of shit at me; I'll still take care of it." Jerma trash talking some cartoon kangaroos is so fucking funny

[@neptunestardust2207]

Ah yes my favorite spongebob quote: "Goddamn it spongebob"

[@BlackMermaid100]

Is this the guy who got ransomware ON STREAM?

[@wolfluver00012]

yes THE #1 computer virus speed run streamer

[@Miqolivia]

is this the guy who HAS NO PROOF THAT HE BEAT WINNY THE POOH'S HOME RUN DERBY on stream?

[@kaizerdeath12]

Massive IQ streamer repetitively blows out audio levels screaming, berating, audience that doesn't physically exist. Clearly he has learned nothing from all those apologies.

[@hoshii.8533]

"13 is not a prime number" jerma no

[@hithere5039]

Dyscalculia :(

[@randalabra3852]

He chose things that I'm certain he wouldn't actually choose and still ended up with the exact alignment I think he is

[@ProStateExaminer]

For some reason that first game made me depressed

[@Scalifs]

I didn't know what you meant so I watched it, then became depressed myself.

[@JamesthePizzaMan]

The music probably.

[@sniceverything4944]

14:30 hold up a sec I thought we were talking about dog collars not thymine adenine guanine and cytosine

[@axelnero23]

"Ah thank god this is a literal third grade level" Proceeds to fuck every answer up

[@niiinjaaaaa]

can't stop thinking about guy fieri saves the world

[@rearlafull2870]

3:49:43 "gonna beat Pooh Homerun on stream" we got to have him be true to his words folks, he said we was, right there.

[@rocketgrunthyunho]

When Jerma got confused about Phoenix Wright that was beautiful lol

[@coryman125]

Around 10:30 "I've got a broken computer" Well, we all saw how that turned out

[@othergeorgea]

@59:14 the Wiccan girl in class when she fails the maths test

[@goldenpothos4290]

I know this is a year old but that was really good

[@othergeorgea]

@@goldenpothos4290 thanks I appreciate your support

[@DylanBelievesInTheNet]

FUCKIN BRAIN GENIUS OVER HERE

[@ConRayArt]

BRAIN FLUUD

[@CartoDarko]

It annoys me that no one in Jerma's chat immediately knew Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine

[@Smoke393]

Patrick Bateman sure has a IQ

[@TigerBears11]

3:01:23 Pure unfiltered murderous rage.

[@MLGSkittleNinja]

jerma looking like the green goblin

[@rog757]

lol

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

“Guy Fieri saves the world” killed me

[@aldxbaran]

him hearing the first few seconds of Michael Jackson's Moonwalker and not recognizing it like 4 times will never cease to make me yell at the screen lol

[@robertcop2159]

“All first party Nintendo games I’ll get.” *misses Yoshi’s Island*

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

And Kirby, and thinking Metroid is Pokémon.

[@paige1666]

3:01:25 that was one of the worst jumpscares I've ever had in my life

[@samgomez9942]

Yeah Jerma has a tendency to do that

[@zac3160]

McDonald’s fries cure baldness.

[@Takimeko]

3:28:00 I love watching Jerma's puzzled reaction to this ad.

[@maxamillianmiles9382]

I only saw the thumbnail and that's all I needed to be terrified

[@noahboat580]

2:44:30 for some reason i thought Ace Ventura, but oh wait Phoenix Wright

[@Hevymin]

Well, the name of the series is Ace Attorney so you got the first word Wright.

[@Lodenuri]

Ace Attorney is Jim Carrey

[@YoungBasedChefBeezy]

Lodenuri Ventura *

[@The_Steele1]

1:54:17 yeah uh hi from the future. They did indeed bring back the animaniacs. It is quite good but it is on Hulu. It was brought back not too long ago.

[@sigmatic__]

Local Brain Billionaire goes flat broke on flash IQ games in front of a live audience

[@G0nzA10895]

1:54:05 Does anybody know the game that song belongs to? It's driving me insane, It's a childhood game but I can't remember the name.

[@alanbareiro6806]

It's from Quackshot

[@G0nzA10895]

Thanks a bunch lad, a bit late but hey! if someone else has have the same issue in the future they'll have answer right here.

[@Th3NoobSlay3r]

Does anybody know the song at 1:40:31 ?

[@acfreak55]

I really hope one day Jerma finishes Winnie the pooh baseball

[@SchrodingerMil]

Flash is dead. Just like your hopes and dreams.

[@JudasMugensson]

@@SchrodingerMil flashpoint exists

[@newdonkshitty]

Music section was so enjoyable for some reason

[@awesometris999]

Aka jerma kills his computer again

[@dawavve]

Did the noise at 26:41 win worst noise of the year? If not, I consider this a snub

[@collinrisley4026]

guy screaming "this is art" from the bottom corner of a spongebob flash quiz killed me

[@fortressfinale2161]

Genius streamer doesn't know what a scale is.

[@fault3k]

Sequel to the hit fighting game, comes STREET FOUGHTER

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

And then the sequel to The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, TWIGHLIGHT PRINCESS.

[@TruffaloBuffalo]

Big brain. Small man.

[@gravenightghoul]

So, his computer has been having trouble ever since he burned that disc for Monster Rancher. Did that actually kill his computer or was it something else?

[@eggeater671]

It's because he's running Windows 10 which is a notorious piece of shit.

[@tac6557]

"LIFE IS PAIN"

[@thepoppets1052]

Tax Tic "I HATE"

[@Andrew-fi1sd]

I'm gonna guess it was his 40 tabs of virus Flash games more than anything.

[@judekeir6490]

Apparently when he burned the disk it fried his RAM.

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

God, that alignment quiz was legitimately awful

[@gulorful8488]

Jerma getting Mrs. Puff after his whole performance artist bit and not Squidward is the funniest aftermath and so underrated.

[@STUpendous2892]

I am really drunk watching this vid, feals like i am in a shop

[@NightWolf6001]

Warning: You WILL be flashed

[@outermeowven]

all those chrome tabs killed his RAM dam

[@theo1216]

This is exactly what I was looking for at 2:07 in the morning

[@fockingreat1125]

3:15:10 as soon as he said who he thought Vision was I burst out into the loudest laugh for some reason

[@fockingreat1125]

HELL BOY!???

[@yalltoiletsbtalkinshit9912]

9:45 that escalated quickly

[@torisu_exe]

26:42 smooth

[@CodemanCozy]

Playing a Winnie the pooh game "Cmon, fuck you!".....Being an adult is weird.

[@Z3r0Sk83r]

1:43:00 that's gonna kill me because I know that song.

[@pressbeetostart6929]

Streets Of Rage 2 - Go Straight

[@Z3r0Sk83r]

PressBeeToStart much appreciated! Nearly forgotten about this but I'm glad I finally got something.

[@isabellas5471]

goddammit spongebob

[@PlotlinePlus]

To this day, I still have no idea is the substitute teacher thing is a bit or not.

[@lolbotomy]

Its a bit, no one would actually allow him in a room full of children.

[@vash9760]

According to Jerma,Hulk is part of the X-men.

[@mucinexmonster8958]

Andrew Loopis Ace Attorney

[@DaRoachdogjunior]

78 year old dyslexic man struggles to spell "Jurassic" for 3 hours

[@DaRoachdogjunior]

@@GreyLeno roachdoggs 4evar

[@knutt8580]

your ass thick

[@spinachgreens7179]

Guy Fieri saves the world

[@gaugea]

i wanna slap him every time he put a space after the game title but not actually slap him just like i get a lil pissed

[@xXponyinthestarsXx]

personally I find it to be a bit subconscious conditioning, any time I type a word I reflexively insert a punctuation or space after it, because, unless you're typing a URL, when do you not?

[@insane._.person]

1:13:49 yo this fucking killed me dude i love this fake quote so much

[@AegisRick]

D E S T I N Y 'S L A W

[@Andrew-fi1sd]

J O J O ' S B I Z A R R E A D V E N T U R E

[@goldstin4754]

C A T I N T H E H A T

[@Heavysweating]

G U Y F I E R I S A V E S T H E W O R L D

[@rocketgrunthyunho]

I M A G I N I A R Y D R A G O N S

[@magnumdong8437]

why did the stream end so suddenly, did it crash?

[@bus]

fifty, eighty, that's eighty five cents, fifty five, eighty, f- sixty, seventy, eighty, ninety, hundred, one o five, one twe - *FUCK*

[@sparklepawz1185]

Also the am I dumb test from the website is BS. you get 8/25 no matter what. I purposely got all of them wrong and still got 8/25.

[@memerizermeme5980]

2 foot tall man clicks on various snack foods and announces himself as god of the universe.

[@Samuel-GV]

Zero knowledge in geography. Awful short-term memory. Struggling with basic mathematics. Panicking at the sight of secondary school puzzles. And to top it all off, that semi-ironic but not really, American Psycho haircut from the eighties. I always tought that Jerma being a derange person was just an inside joke from his community. But man, after seeing this video I'm actually afraid of what he would do if there wasn't a goverment to protect us from him. He's funny, for sure. But I wouldn't relax while being near to him. Jerma is a ticking bomb, waiting to explode at any moment. An actual menace to society. When something happens, and let me assure you that IT WILL happen. People will freak out and tell everyone how shock they are. When in reality, all the signs WERE JUST THERE. You just didn't want to acknowledge them.

[@fockingreat1125]

"Goddamnit spongebob"

[@EvilGhoul]

hockey presents HOCKEY

[@maeveelizabeth9739]

RIP all these games :(

[@pagapollo5601]

I think most if not all of them got archived. The Pooh one for sure.

[@icchorist]

Anyone know the game that shows up at 2:41:06

[@smithsmithony5401]

A year late but it's diner dash, like the original 2004 shockwave version of it

[@__Smile]

I came to this video fully prepared to watch 3 hours of FISH games, but this works too.

[@Pichu1232]

Pokemon? On NES? Wtf and what the hell Is Snake Rattle and Roll

[@KPater-mf4je]

I love it how Jerma didn't get Metroid or Dr. Mario, but knows about obscure games that almost certainly nobody else played. I half-believed that he was having some sort of auditory hallucination. Honestly I'm still unsure.

[@TemmiePlays]

Ja'far, Chief of Sindria Trading Company snake rattle and roll is an awesome 2 player NES game where you play on an isometric field, it's kinda like Q-bert in a way.

[@Takimeko]

It's funny because Pokémon does exist on NES...in bootleg form.

[@theunknownsissel9943]

He is so good

[@nutella7644]

2:43:44 my fav mini jerma moment here

[@simonkawasaki4229]

I hope Jerma plays the next *Laura Croft* game.

[@gaugea]

wizards of the west coast

[@jesper10201]

Is this an incomplete stream, or did it end right after this videos end?

[@DoctorFiddlesticks]

I think Jerma bluescreened again

[@taniaberg1680]

I like jermas trash shirt he's rocking

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Pokémon is post-NES. Plus, until Let's Go Pikachu and Eevee, all mainline Pokémon games were on handhelds. (Switch is a home console, and Stadium, Colosseum, XD, and Battle Revolution are spinoffs)

[@planet5421]

GODDAMMIT SPONGEBOB

[@lcslndmt]

Trying to guess Pokémon on an NES quiz

[@RematodeRanger]

Folically challenged streamer attempts to show off brain prowess to the masses LIVE!

[@derekakaderek]

im convinced jerma is constantly having an out of body experience